Tweets from 2011
January
2011-01-02 18:55:28
All the protection measures I added after the last clothes dryer fire made dealing with today's fire a cinch.
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2011-01-03 12:58:19
Wow, my Twitter feed is full of late people who trusted their iPhone alarms. Glad I got out of that habit and use a real clock.
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2011-01-03 13:56:14
Sent a friendly Notice to Cease Contact letter to the Red Cross requesting no further contact by telephone.
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2011-01-03 14:05:16
RT @RyanatMGH: So apparently @CafeHon deleted their Twitter account. If you can't take the heat....?
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2011-01-03 19:00:38
2011 will be our year of better fitness and financial austerity. It won't be easy but it will be worth it.
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2011-01-04 14:50:08
@SophieBegonia You can, but only if they are boots made of consenting human hide.
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2011-01-05 13:55:33
The front pocket of the Timbuk2 Freestyle bag fits a Moleskine Pocket-sized notebook perfectly. Coincidence? I think not.
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2011-01-05 13:59:23
Finally got back to the gym last night. My 11 minute treadmill pace has turned into a 17 minute pace after a month of neglect.
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2011-01-06 13:16:18
Dear @Wachovia, when did you start charging $10 for overdraft protection on a Crown Checking from a PEL? Not happy.
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2011-01-06 16:18:28
RT @FirePix1075: Golden Ring (Baltimore County) Sam's Club & WalMart on Petrie Way evacuated b/c major gas leak. Cmd req 2 engs & 1 tru ...
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2011-01-06 17:50:35
Torn between replacing my aging keyboard with another noisy Unicomp EnduraPro Model M clone or quiet low-travel Apple Wireless.
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2011-01-06 18:17:19
Mayor advocates stronger gun laws same week council poised to appoint member with gun crime conviction. Only in Baltimore, Hon™.
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2011-01-06 20:19:34
The best present I got anyone for Christmas 2010 was the Buckyballs magnets set for my dad.
http://www.getbuckyballs.com/
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2011-01-06 20:28:49
@torrez My sister was able to make a cube using a napkin to keep the poles aligned, but I could only make submarines.
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2011-01-07 13:21:51
Previous tweet should have read: Bicyclist involved accident Orems Rd. at Rossville Blvd., happened around 7:30am #baltraffic
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2011-01-07 13:30:07
Today is a good day to be happy about a dog riding a tractor.
http://i.imgur.com/Pcy1g.gif
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2011-01-07 14:27:26
My peak heart rate for my cardio yesterday was 187 bpm. I'm told that's not exactly a good number.
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2011-01-07 14:45:45
@MD_MVA Thanks for your reply. Your vendors should be contractually required to provide cross-browser support. It's not difficult.
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2011-01-07 15:12:14
Wishing I were at ALA Mid-Winter in San Diego right now.
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2011-01-07 16:04:09
Omar Little for Baltimore City Council: If you're going to appoint a convicted gun criminal, you best not miss the king.
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2011-01-09 02:52:26
RT @SarahPalinUSA: Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: "Don't Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!" Pls see my Facebook page.
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2011-01-09 03:20:49
Crest "Pro-Health" toothpaste confuses me, mostly because I can't imagine ever buying the anti-health version.
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2011-01-09 22:34:13
Three county police officers at the Parkville YMCA responding to a member causing a scene.
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2011-01-10 12:51:56
I just put an Apple sticker on my Moleskine daily planner. NOBODY EVER THOUGHT TO DO THAT BEFORE, AMIRITE?
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2011-01-10 16:08:06
There's a tiny plastic baggie on my desk labeled "RED CAPS," but it's only a replacement part to my keyboard. #notdope
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2011-01-10 22:21:38
Know what I'm doing right now? My taxes. Yeah, I'm that cool.
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2011-01-11 12:54:42
Turns out I was a real scrooge in 2010: less than $200 in charitable donations, none of it cash. Promise I'll do better in 2011.
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2011-01-11 15:07:37
Anyone know a daily garage in downtown Baltimore that allows motorcycle parking?
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2011-01-11 15:48:54
My poky little netbook will take about 4 more hours to upgrade from lucid to maverick.
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2011-01-11 16:09:51
If Google AdSense is so smart, why doesn't it stop serving me Timbuk 2 iPad-ready messenger bags once I buy one?
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2011-01-11 16:35:53
Google Voice stats: 2556 calls, 255 voice mails, 1055 SMS, 605 calls placed, 10 Trash items, 4 forwarding phones.
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2011-01-11 18:09:50
My over-full evening social schedule is now down to a single neighborhood event. Thanks snow!
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2011-01-12 01:12:01
In a neighborhood association meeting while the snow falls. At least it's a walk home.
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2011-01-12 16:16:28
Reading Twitter feeds on a text based IRC client really makes it clear that Twitter is just very async IRC.
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2011-01-12 19:13:19
Reading Twitter in IRC makes it much more obvious who spews worthless HTML-laden links. I've unfollowed a dozen people today.
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2011-01-12 20:15:39
@jangles NBC Nightly News had a segment on the flooding composed entirely of YouTube videos I had already seen.
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2011-01-13 14:16:05
Today is a good day to be happy and enjoy the things we do every day.
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2011-01-14 14:23:43
Help I'm trapped in a Twitter status update factory.
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2011-01-14 14:53:10
For cleaning, smaller bottles of Richfood vinegar are better than a wholesale-sized bottle of Heinz.
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2011-01-14 18:48:18
NJ Asw. Cleopatra Tucker sponsoring bill A3657 to require cyclists to register ($10/yr) and display a license plate on bicycles.
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2011-01-14 18:55:45
Update: NJ Bill A3657 was withdrawn after fierce public criticism.
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2011-01-18 15:00:45
Looks like someone spun a shiny yellow sports car out on the ramp from I-795 to the Owings Mills Mall at some point this morning.
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2011-01-18 15:12:05
Co-worker says the car off the road was a Dodge Viper, possibly $80k worth of car that the owner spun into a ditch.
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2011-01-18 16:07:04
@robsummerville It was at least as of 9:15 this morning when I passed it. Guess wreckers are too busy for something off the road.
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2011-01-18 16:24:38
Congratulations to my 62 LinkedIn connections who got new jobs in 2010. Hope they were proactive and not reactive changes.
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2011-01-18 19:10:58
Maryland State Flag to be flown at half staff until sunset on January 19, 2011 in memory of Officer William H. Torbit, Jr.
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2011-01-19 13:31:21
Sleepless night last night. I'm still running on leftover energy. Wondering if I will make it past lunch.
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2011-01-19 15:07:08
RT @bargainr: livingsocial's deal is a $20 Amazon GC for only $10
http://bit.ly/gDEzCT
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2011-01-19 15:14:33
Realized that Amazon.com credit is pretty much the same as cash to me.
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2011-01-20 14:33:37
Every cup of coffee I've tried to drink this week has tasted terrible.
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2011-01-20 16:04:38
Maryland State Flag flown at half staff immediately in memory of firefighter Mark Falkenhan, Baltimore County Station 30.
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2011-01-20 16:36:36
@Oryx_Gazella That's what the email said.
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2011-01-20 16:38:37
Living Social sold 1,301,296 Amazon $20 cards for $10 yesterday, which implies they spent 13 million dollars on this promotion.
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2011-01-20 18:06:08
Joe Wilson just announced that the House of Representatives unicamerally repealed the entire PPACA.
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2011-01-24 14:14:12
Has anyone else noticed that the new Apple TV is terrible at Netflix buffering when their network is busy?
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2011-01-24 20:00:38
"I wake up every day and I stretch out my arms and if I don’t feel any wood on either side, then I know I can get up.”
http://bit.ly/foveda
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2011-01-25 01:54:10
Disappointing to read that the Susan G. Komen Foundation is a trademark bully. I hope its not as bad as it sounds.
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2011-01-25 11:14:24
Will be checking email today at 11am and 4pm. If you're expecting a quick response from me, please call instead.
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2011-01-25 19:39:29
Wells Fargo, you can't send me "non-commercial messages as part of our relationship." Our relationship is entirely commerce-based.
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2011-01-27 01:39:05
My e-mail is down, but that's totally okay with me. Going to enjoy some quality reading time.
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2011-01-27 03:06:24
I-83 in Baltimore City is closed according to a friend stranded on it right now.
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2011-01-27 03:13:09
@SpamSpam Just northbound at Northern Parkway, as far as he can tell.
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2011-01-27 03:26:29
@insidecharmcity Thanks for the tip, any ETA on the diversion being completed?
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2011-01-27 03:33:28
RT @MayorSRB: BALTIMORE CITY DOT: Northbound JFX Commuters to be Detoured Due to Major Delays www.nixle.us/7PXY8 @bmoretraffic
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2011-01-27 03:56:55
RT @kendallmiller: @vees I've been sitting on the I795 - I695 ramp since 6:20. No movement in 4 hours.
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2011-01-27 03:58:12
RT @MDSHA: Inner loop of I-695 at Reisterstown Road is closed for disabled vehicle.
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2011-01-27 15:03:42
RT @RyanatMGH: @Juliemore Cars lining 795 and off-ramps. Think the plows forgot Owings Mills. Reisterstown Rd is all snow. Craziness.
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2011-01-27 16:07:55
@dj_kittycat Don't take my word for it, ask @bacosnowfighter.
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2011-01-27 19:45:40
Only $4058.65 left in principal payments before I can drop my mortgage insurance.
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2011-01-28 16:29:15
There are very few tools designed for efficiently marketing to people living in a 1/3 square mile polygon.
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2011-01-28 16:35:19
@dj_kittycat Flyers are efficient if you have the manpower.
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2011-01-28 16:43:59
RT @acarvin: Anyone know any Egyptian ham radio operators? What are they reporting? #jan25
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2011-01-28 20:58:30
A few programmers here are irritated by the office wall clock being set to 24-hour time. Isn't it a more logical format?
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2011-01-30 19:48:28
What happened to the UMBC student radio station? All traces of it appear to have disappeared.
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2011-01-31 15:34:14
Made my first down-payment for wedding-related contracts yesterday. That's $350 down, $15,278.76 (est.) to go.
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2011-01-31 23:00:27
There must be a huge untapped market for glitter-free wedding theme cards.
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February
2011-02-01 03:32:28
@PsychoPhil Stinkbugs don't die in the cold, they just slow down until Spring.
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2011-02-02 00:01:45
Hung up on a phone call from self-proclaimed marriage proponents who are against certain people marrying.
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2011-02-02 12:24:26
Was told last night that the UMBC student radio station is "hovering slightly above non-existence." End of an era?
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2011-02-02 13:35:29
Congratulations to Rep. Andy Harris on his eligibility to receive generous Government-subsidized health insurance today.
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2011-02-02 13:53:38
RT @MrDys: @justin_fenton There's a ton of cops and what appears to be a body in Herring Run Park (Harford & Walther)...
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2011-02-02 16:05:03
Where's my snowpocalypse?
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2011-02-02 16:29:04
WWVB 60 signal is strong today. Wonder if it has anything to do with the recent weather?
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2011-02-02 21:08:12
Dear Match, do you realize that $50mil is 841,750 A-List subscriber-years, and most OKCupid subscribers aren't A-List? Good luck!
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2011-02-03 12:45:24
Déjà vu this morning, and a feeling of unreasonable dread.
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2011-02-03 20:06:36
Here since 6:30am, but I have a 4pm meeting, so I have to stay tuned in until then.
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2011-02-04 00:04:57
Hoping to never be the subject of a county-wide press release titled "Man's Purse is Stolen."
http://bit.ly/g38eYp
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2011-02-04 12:42:30
I'm about to get my first IPv6 address from Dreamhost. Yay!
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2011-02-04 13:29:02
vees.net. 28800 IN AAAA 2607:f298:1:105::de6:b6b3
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2011-02-04 16:57:54
@supa Ironic: Tyler Durden would say that's exactly the problem with a society of boys raised by mothers.
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2011-02-04 18:16:50
PROTIP: Nobody in the Real World(tm) cares that you are excited about IPv6 roll-outs. It's a bitter lesson to learn.
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2011-02-07 01:18:19
This is the halftime show of the future. Why don't we all dress this way in 2011?
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2011-02-07 01:21:34
Cons: Sound board operators. Pros: DANCERS WITH GLOWING BOXES ON THEIR HEADS!
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2011-02-07 14:27:42
The suspicious package outside of the Baltimore County Courthouse in Towson is a toilet with a sign on it.
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2011-02-07 14:30:17
RT @bmoreloc: Baltimore's #Walmart Development Breaks Yet Another Promise To Community. Tell City leaders NO to #Green waiver
http://bi...
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2011-02-07 14:32:34
@dj_kittycat Oh no! I missed a Rob Carlson concert on Harford Road? I wish I had checked his site more often.
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2011-02-07 15:55:01
Current office temperature is 82.8 degrees F and climbing.
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2011-02-07 16:00:54
Exclusive: Sign on bomb-scare toilet read "Don't rush, flush." Cell phone just court clerk's accidentally dunked Blackberry.
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2011-02-07 16:40:18
Businesses with answering services are annoying. When a person answers the phone, I get ready to do business, not leave a message.
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2011-02-08 14:08:27
RT @JojoAndReagan: The speed camera in the work zone at Liberty Road will eliminate the national debt by 2013
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2011-02-08 14:36:01
Must be a low standard for charging someone with "placing a look-alike explosive device" if a toilet, CD, and cell phone qualify.
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2011-02-08 15:11:31
Kindle 3 has nubs on F and J keys, like I'd ever type something on a Kindle with all my fingers in the home row position.
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2011-02-08 15:48:28
There's an infrared LED on my power meter that blinks once for every watt-hour consumed. I must harness this information.
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2011-02-08 19:16:19
Two toilets, two jurisdictions. Baltimore City shrugs and calls it street art. Baltimore County panics and calls it a bomb.
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2011-02-09 02:28:42
House blocks PATRIOT Act renewal. Click here to keep up the fight:
http://t.co/qeN59u1via @demandprogress
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2011-02-09 16:39:52
Very happy to see that Rep. Jon Sarbanes voted against the re-authorization of the Patriot Act. Ask your Reps to do the same!
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2011-02-14 11:09:52
If I don't charge my iPod Touch at night, it's dead by morning. Damn your planned obsolescence by non-replaceable battery!
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2011-02-14 12:52:11
My current job is now the second longest duration of my career. Three more years and it'll be tied for first place.
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2011-02-16 14:16:06
Today is a good day to be happy about a clean and organized office space.
http://yfrog.com/h0sftbsj
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2011-02-16 15:13:16
See if you can find my node on this graph of Baltimore Technology folks
http://yfrog.com/h05myrhj
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2011-02-16 18:21:13
PROTIP: Every time you remove a memory card without ejecting and nothing bad happens, remember it only takes once to ruin your day.
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2011-02-17 01:07:15
Made myself one of those fancy new portrait landing pages everybody's switching to.
https://vees.net/
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2011-02-17 14:04:20
Every time I have to code something at the HTML level, I hate it more.
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2011-02-18 20:15:49
Received an IRS phishing scam email today with an attached PDF form to fill out and fax back to a Philadelphia fax number.
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2011-02-20 19:34:33
Does the Kindle 3 natively support IPv6?
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2011-02-20 20:25:45
@northerncrown Not yet, but soon, and with an HE tunnel.
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2011-02-21 14:35:18
Looking out my window, I feel like today may rank up in the top gloomiest days of 2011.
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2011-02-21 14:36:34
@TraceyHalvorsen $5k seems high, do you have a really long front yard?
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2011-02-21 14:39:56
@TraceyHalvorsen If you're in there anyway you might consider replacing the whole line with PVC if it's terra cotta or cast iron (IANAP).
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2011-02-21 14:41:27
@tadmaster Easy for you to say - I bet you have today off.
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2011-02-21 19:52:02
Latest statement from NWS says 4-8 inches of snow in Baltimore by 7am.
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2011-02-22 16:33:20
Enjoying the silence of my home office. My productivity is through the roof.
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2011-02-22 17:49:18
Sump pump is going like crazy. I thought it would be too cold for the snow to melt this quick, but obviously not.
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2011-02-22 23:08:54
Today was awesome. Very productive, very educational.
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2011-02-23 13:12:04
via @TrailerDays: "MAIG has a higher arrest and conviction rate of its members than CCW holders nationwide."
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2011-02-23 19:59:56
It's always fun to spend 30 confused seconds searching my desk for the pen that was clenched in my teeth the entire time.
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2011-02-24 16:34:38
It takes the suicide of a 15-year-old to get Maryland schools to consider the idiocy of "zero tolerance" policies.
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2011-02-25 14:16:16
Looking out my window, I feel like today may rank up in the top gloomiest days of 2011.
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2011-02-25 19:22:42
Big outage in Owings Mills near the mall.
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2011-02-25 19:54:36
Power still out. Been over 45 minutes now. Already an accident at Red Run and OMB.
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2011-02-25 19:55:45
@amandaudoff I saw it happen. How did you know?
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2011-02-25 19:57:59
@amandaudoff and yet we never hang out.
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2011-02-26 15:47:56
South Plainfield Police WNWN473 migrated to county's trunked EDACS ProVoice. Now nobody can listen to them anymore.
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2011-02-28 13:23:54
Power is out in Owings Mills again. Everything around the mall off since 8:15.
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2011-02-28 14:32:22
Power restored to Mill Run Circle.
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March
2011-03-01 16:59:45
Power out at Mill Run in Owings Mills again. Something smells like burning plastic in the building. Fun!
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2011-03-01 17:44:12
I can smell the diesel fumes from the building generator all the way up here on the 9th floor of the building, maybe through the vents?
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2011-03-01 17:46:30
Power outages at 10451 have personally cost me 2.6 hours of lost productivity. Can't imagine what it costs the company.
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2011-03-01 22:31:09
Prank call prohibition bill in Wisconsin has nothing to do with the fact that Gov. Walker was punked so hard his mama felt it.
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2011-03-01 23:20:15
For a moment I thought Microsoft Word 2010 had a "Print Random Page" option. Turns out it was Print Custom Range. Not as cool.
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2011-03-02 13:48:51
Looks like a missed some pretty gnarly traffic this morning on the topside beltway this morning. Sorry if you're in it right now.
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2011-03-03 01:06:53
Apple Keynote on TV. Caitlin says "Steve Jobs is very convincing. I think I need an iPad."
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2011-03-03 13:26:14
SharePoint is what happens when a file system and a database have a baby, and the database was taking Thalidomide.
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2011-03-03 18:11:48
It's the beginning of March and I'm already done with my 5th book of my 25 book goal in the GoodReads 2011 Reading Challenge.
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2011-03-04 14:27:47
My primary email account is currently being "Joe-Jobbed." I thought that sort of thing went out of style ten years ago.
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2011-03-04 14:36:10
Today is a good day to be happy about a world full of interesting puzzles.
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2011-03-04 21:16:43
Taylor Av blocked at Shepherd Av (east of MD-41) for BGE work. Traffic detoured up Westmorland. #baltraffic
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2011-03-06 22:00:40
What do March Showers bring?
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2011-03-07 14:23:55
Today is a good day. I'm going to work hard and accomplish a lot. There are so many things to be thankful for. Enjoy it!
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2011-03-07 17:08:11
The 25 feet of headphone extension cable at my desk seriously attenuates the low-range audio response from my iPod.
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2011-03-07 18:47:00
Glad I got my 30 year mortgage before they went out of style.
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2011-03-07 19:05:28
I've had to use "Out-of-band" communications to contact 4 friends in the last 3 weeks about their hacked email accounts.
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2011-03-07 19:20:05
My new definition of a rough day: it's 2:20 pm with 4 hours left to bill. Usually by now my day is 100 minutes from over.
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2011-03-07 20:12:07
AP reports that 2,100 cars traveled on the new ICC between 6-9am this morning. I have no figures to put that in context.
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2011-03-07 21:46:42
With my evenings filling up so quickly with meetings, I may need to start going to the gym in the morning or biking at lunch.
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2011-03-07 22:54:43
Looking forward to future episodes of One and a Half Men.
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2011-03-08 01:52:27
Ham Radio Stylebook: RACES is pronounced like "feces" or "herpes." ARES is pronounced like "fairies." CAP is pronounced "nerds."
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2011-03-09 17:46:04
Can't remember the last time I felt this ill.
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2011-03-10 21:32:02
RT @ParkvillePatch: In other news: it's raining a lot. DPW informed Patch that Cromwell Bridge and Glen Arm roads are currently closed. ...
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2011-03-11 14:11:02
In a stunning reversal, my basement appears to be the only one in my neighborhood not filled with water.
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2011-03-11 22:23:16
696 west at 795 standstill miles long #baltraffic
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2011-03-11 22:47:19
Falls Road northbound just south of Kelly Av right lane is flooded but still passable #baltraffic
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2011-03-12 18:09:10
The speaker switch on my Sierra Overdrive is stuck in the off position, which I'm totally okay with.
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2011-03-13 13:38:42
@kendallmiller My wifi hotspot is the same way. Wants 2 amps over USB while the port can only provide 500 ma by spec.
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2011-03-13 16:39:46
Remember that wine bottle I busted a few days ago? It just took a big gash out of my thigh on the way to the curb.
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2011-03-14 03:22:43
Lots of yard work today, mostly cutting brush. Caitlin says her arms look like she fought a wild squirrel and lost.
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2011-03-15 13:59:33
Accidentally underpaid my power bill by $.10 last month. BGE was totally cool about it, just added it to this month, no late fees.
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2011-03-15 14:10:23
Happy Flood Safety Awareness Week!
http://www.floodsafety.noaa.gov/
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2011-03-15 14:31:54
Emergency Communicator I training class is on 3/19 9am-1pm available to anyone interested in joining @BaCoACS.
http://ow.ly/4eRYf
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2011-03-15 16:37:56
This presenter uses "as I told" instead of "as I said (earlier)" which leaves my brain waiting for the subject.
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2011-03-15 18:27:26
Difficult to concentrate when client critical issues have executives hovering around the cube farm.
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2011-03-15 19:33:15
I can't figure out why @Mens_Wearhouse calls me over and over again (7 times since 2/10) if they're not going to leave a message.
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2011-03-16 14:29:48
@hackedtobits @xotisreddingx Lemme know if you want to catch a drink there one day soon.
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2011-03-16 14:50:28
Did 7.25 miles and burned 148 kcal in 30 minutes on the recumbent stationary bike last night.
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2011-03-16 16:06:30
RT @izerth: @jeriellsworth @pdxcommute I wonder how their test partner @mtamaryland feels about Peter Bartek's comments #protran1
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2011-03-17 16:04:35
Got an email reminder this morning from the VP to fill out our ESPN brackets by the noon deadline. Usually it's for my time sheet.
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2011-03-17 16:11:53
@SophieBegonia I did use President Obama's brackets as a starting point for my own.
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2011-03-17 18:37:32
If you're interested in helping me rate some of my 36,000 photographs for the beta release of my new gallery, drop me a line.
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2011-03-17 21:40:56
The mobile command post and armored police car just headed west on 695 from Towson lights and sirens.
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2011-03-18 13:31:54
There's a surprising proportion of Baltimore County government that the elected county council has no direct control over.
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2011-03-18 14:12:04
@howardjp Public Schools and the Revenue Authority, which are both under the authority of the state legislature.
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2011-03-18 14:23:07
Throughput between AiNET and Dreamhost: 60 kB/s. AiNET and Verizon FIOS: 800 kB/s. Dreamhost and Verizon FIOS: 800 kB/s. WTH?
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2011-03-18 14:24:28
@nikalston Just get one on Battery Outlet with the same specs. They're pretty standard components.
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2011-03-18 20:11:31
PROTIP: If a consultant programmer refuses to use your source control system, you should drop them like a bad habit.
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2011-03-18 21:27:12
This is a pretty awful time for JIRA servers to be down. @JIRAGuru
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2011-03-19 18:35:23
Interesting: Noodles & Company is a privately held chain. First store was opened by the founder in Cherry Creek, CO in 1995.
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2011-03-20 00:27:43
Streaming quality is significantly improved when the Apple TV is connected by Ethernet.
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2011-03-22 13:33:18
Drove past a Department of Corrections highway crew truck with a "Freedom Septic" porta-potty in the trailer. That's gotta sting.
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2011-03-22 18:42:09
Facebook made it so you can have nominal "friends" who can't read what you write, message you, or invite you to stuff. I approve.
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2011-03-23 18:03:40
Smells of ethanethiol up here, but we're on the 9th floor so it must be something else unless propane gas is falling from the sky.
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2011-03-24 13:56:00
My morning commute included a snow flurry.
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2011-03-24 17:52:45
Thanks to Wachovia and American Express for providing me with replacement cards fast and without any hassle.
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2011-03-24 20:32:14
In a useful coincidence, my state tax refund is equal to my outstanding plumber bill, so my monthly budget stays largely the same.
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2011-03-25 15:03:58
@d9jms Those were the only two cards I needed to replace. I didn't lose my wallet, I just misplaced those cards.
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2011-03-25 18:44:10
RT @FredScanner: #Frederick Police are in pursuit of a farm tractor driving on RT 15 at a very low rate of speed. At least its a safe pu ...
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2011-03-25 19:46:45
LeechBlock activated. Now sites on my restricted list get 15 minutes every four hours. Just enough to get my fix and move on.
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2011-03-26 13:31:04
Headed to Timonium Hamfest. If anyone wants to meet up, call/text 540-999-VEES or email between 10am and 11:30am.
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2011-03-28 13:17:26
With LeechBlock I allow myself only twenty minutes of restricted sites every four hours from 8-5. The timer has already started.
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2011-03-28 13:52:42
Either my arms lengthened or I shrunk this sweater in the wash.
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2011-03-30 14:07:57
Happy 100th Anniversary to the M1911.
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2011-03-30 21:48:10
Bad news top side outer loop from 795 to green spring. Avoid
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2011-03-31 13:58:25
How can I generate TPT inheritance models in Entity Framework 4.1 code first where primary keys have different names?
http://ow.ly/4qkdi
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2011-03-31 18:21:53
How did I function before DropBox?
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April
2011-04-01 15:00:38
RT @comex: I give it 12 hours until someone makes Gmail Motion for real using the Kinect.
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2011-04-01 17:45:54
@support please check
https://si1.twimg.com/profile_images/1180410462/twitter_icon_mini.gifthe mini profile image for @toodledo
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2011-04-02 21:10:56
Unlike in my sister's condo, when I tear down a ceiling I don't see my neighbor's drain plumbing inside it.
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2011-04-03 20:33:55
Got some great compost out of the well-mixed bin over the winter. The other two needed to be turned over some more, but that's done now.
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2011-04-04 12:20:10
It's nice to start the work week feeling happy with how much we got done this weekend.
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2011-04-04 18:50:32
Riding the elevator up to work with a 36 can case of Mountain Dew, woman next to me says "You're a programmer, aren't you?"
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2011-04-05 09:07:02
This definitely sounds like tornado weather. At least the pelting rain stopped so I can get back to sleep.
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2011-04-06 02:31:56
Establishing values and long term life goals while keeping up with the minutiae of daily life is as hard as it sounds.
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2011-04-06 19:58:53
If the two person project meeting in my cube is interrupting a personal phone call in yours, I'm not the rude one.
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2011-04-07 13:10:26
BOA quietly canceled my Visa card for inactivity a few years ago, and now sends weekly mailings to try to get me back?
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2011-04-07 14:52:08
RT @BBCBreaking: Magnitude 7.4 earthquake hits off Japan, tsunami warning for northeast coast issued according to broadcaster NHK
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2011-04-07 14:55:22
Solid daytime signal from WWVB today in Owings Mills.
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2011-04-08 13:57:45
I didn't ask to have "Desperado" running through my head this morning.
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2011-04-08 20:25:25
FEMA took the Emergency Management Institute web site offline because of the shutdown:
http://training.fema.gov/shutdown.html
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2011-04-09 14:44:49
@elipousson what sessions are you in?
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2011-04-10 01:50:43
Watching the new Tron movie makes me want to hack stuff on shells in the dark with the keyboard backlight on.
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2011-04-10 21:47:21
We can all consider any future statements by Jon Kyl to be not "factual" but as whimsical ways to "illustrate" his own reality.
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2011-04-12 12:57:47
It's a gloomy day in Baltimore but I'm still happy to be a part of it.
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2011-04-12 20:37:40
RT @davewiner: Pot Growing Gobbles Electricity, Study Finds.
http://r2.ly/8pz2
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2011-04-13 15:23:29
Trying to make it 24 hours without any corn syrup or refined sugar. Already yearning for a can of sweet Mountain Dew.
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2011-04-13 17:22:49
Made it to 1pm without a Dew. New goal is to keep it to just this one today.
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2011-04-14 16:10:52
OH on county police scanner: "Complainant name is Mr. Powerful." "Better take another unit."
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2011-04-14 20:12:02
Property damage accident outer loop I-695 before Dulaney Valley Road accident, MSP and BaCoFD on scene. #baltraffic
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2011-04-15 14:29:17
Turned my Baltimore County Fire scanner feed back online, check it out:
http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?feedId=8266
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2011-04-15 14:56:03
@Oryx_Gazella It's a BCD-396T piped into the input jack of my desktop via K1PGV ScannerCast RR Edition.
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2011-04-15 15:02:40
Car fire I-695 inner loop b/n I-795 and Reisterstown Road #baltraffic
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2011-04-15 15:06:34
RT @pushingit: i'm assuming "safe mode" in microsoft outlook just launches thunderbird
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2011-04-15 15:11:45
Enya playing along with the police scanner is surprisingly complimentary.
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2011-04-15 17:29:26
@phil_g Sorry you guys, I know it's got to be hard.
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2011-04-15 19:23:34
The KE6RRI repeater on 147.435 MHz sounds so offensive it needed to be shut down yesterday. This is ham radio?
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2011-04-16 15:02:53
On scanner: Rollover accident s/b I-83 near Shawan Road #baltraffic
http://ow.ly/4BG3t
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2011-04-18 01:25:29
Anyone know where to find Pepsi Throwback around here?
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2011-04-18 12:03:38
I'm off the grid today until 4:30. You know the drill.
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2011-04-18 12:56:31
On scanner: Accident I-695 outer loop between I-83 S/B and Greenspring Av, a vehicle struck the Jersey wall. #baltraffic
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2011-04-18 14:37:53
@pseudolus That's a really even number.
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2011-04-19 12:18:31
And I, for one, welcome our new Skynet overlords.
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2011-04-21 15:59:21
We should throw one anti-vaccine activist in a volcano for every child under one year old who catches measles from their spawn.
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2011-04-22 21:28:48
What does it say about me that I rejected a wedding DJ because their brochure is written all in Comic Sans?
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2011-04-22 21:41:31
Living in the future: Sister is delayed at ORD terminal so I just sent her a new book to her Kindle from my laptop in NJ.
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2011-04-23 02:59:29
Tornado hits St. Louis Airport, listen live:
http://ow.ly/4Fsz6
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2011-04-23 18:41:57
@elvestinkle I put my domain name. Think that would work?
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2011-04-24 18:35:04
Family Easter dinner wine matching rules: red if you like red, white if you like white. We're semi-class.
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2011-04-25 03:00:21
This has been a very interesting Easter, no doubt about it.
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2011-04-25 03:38:47
Beards are back in fashion so when everyone at church says they like mine it drives my grandmother crazy.
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2011-04-25 19:08:33
Glad this year's Maryland springtime is finally over. What was that, a whole 72 hours?
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2011-04-26 14:55:32
Breakfast was peanut butter toast and water. Lunch is probably more of the same.
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2011-04-27 15:37:36
I believe you have my red Swingline stapler.
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2011-04-27 16:39:25
This is a pretty accurate picture of my life, complete with how Caitlin understands and supports my work:
http://xkcd.com/722/
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2011-04-27 18:19:11
Tornado Watch 233 for Baltimore County in effect until 8:00pm tonight.
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2011-04-28 01:14:58
I cleaned the whole backyard of anything that could take wind and we haven't had so much as a zephyr though here.
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2011-04-28 14:53:11
Big storms coming through Baltimore County. Listen to fire and rescue live as it happens here:
http://ow.ly/4BG3t
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2011-04-28 15:03:56
@northerncrown I have no control over the ads, and can't see paying for a prime UStream account... yet.
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2011-04-28 15:04:11
@yesRobot Do you enjoy listening to work from home?
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2011-04-29 19:15:57
In our community association meetings I refer to @BmoreCPHA as the "Community Association Association" for clarity.
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May
2011-05-03 16:44:00
Today is a good day to be relaxed and cheerful.
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2011-05-09 18:32:46
These days just keep getting longer and longer.
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2011-05-09 19:01:47
I've started using the phrase "If my twenties taught me anything..."
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2011-05-09 19:07:56
@kendallmiller But you don't have an accent.
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2011-05-10 14:36:27
Very nice interview with @indiebookman last night on what I like and don't about my Kindle for the next podcast;
http://indiebookman.com/
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2011-05-10 16:12:20
I'm reading seven books at once right now. Information overload knows no boundaries.
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2011-05-11 17:56:44
The @indiebookman podcast is coming out tonight. Tune in for me and @marioarmstrong (and others!) talking about eBook readers.
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2011-05-11 17:59:57
In a battle between Belinda Conaway and Adam Meister, I'd side with Adam Meister any day on pretty much any issue.
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2011-05-12 14:21:58
Don't forget to listen to the IndieBook Man podcast this month:
http://ow.ly/4T1Zq
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2011-05-12 14:27:37
Bedbugs with MRSA. We are all officially doomed.
http://ow.ly/4T2uI
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2011-05-12 15:29:44
Facebook ads today: "Java Web Developer," "Start a Software Company," and "Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey." Sounds like a good day.
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2011-05-12 19:20:15
In 1800, Howard County, Maryland was the mean center population point of the United States.
http://ow.ly/4TkVX
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2011-05-12 20:40:30
I'm slowly becoming one of those programmers with a desk covered in old snack food wrapper and Mountain Dew cans. Surprise!
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2011-05-12 22:00:20
If you have the required 5 years of experience in .NET 4.0 for this job posting, please sell me your time machine.
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2011-05-13 14:54:48
Yesterday was a day of software deployments and ditch digging. At least by the end I had successfully moved a pile of dirt.
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2011-05-16 13:03:49
Nothing like listening to Groove Salad plus the streaming audio of the Baltimore County Fire Department.
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2011-05-16 13:25:16
I don't have the energy for all the things I'm doing lately.
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2011-05-16 14:51:12
I'm so out of it today I grabbed a Diet Mountain Dew by mistake. Now I'll continue to be out of it since DMD tastes like crap.
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2011-05-16 16:42:31
RT @ewagoner: To enter the post office in downtown Athens, US Marshals are demanding photo ID. I refused, can't buy stamps.
http://twi...
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2011-05-19 14:29:07
I've learned to deal with writing code in a noisy room, but requirements analysis is another thing entirely.
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2011-05-20 13:36:11
My netbook is full of ants.
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2011-05-20 14:44:25
Happy Rapture Day to everyone in Auckland and Sydney!
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2011-05-20 15:49:48
I just learned about the new fad of "planking." Really?
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2011-05-23 19:51:01
I don't want a large Farva, I want a liter o' cola!
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2011-05-24 15:03:10
We'll miss you, Mom-mom. CARLSON, MARGARET (NEE REED) "PEGGY" - May 21, 2011. Beloved wife of J. William Carlson, &c.
http://ow.ly/51Jwt
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2011-05-24 16:42:07
Building management decreed that desk trash cans are for recyclables only. This is antithetical to my daily work-flow.
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2011-05-24 20:25:38
Pandora win: Ad for Axe Body Spray followed by a comedy routine by David Thomason demolishing the douchebags who use it.
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2011-05-26 16:52:35
Dying these days is complicated, emotionally and procedurally.
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June
2011-06-05 01:13:36
Leatherman is amazing! They replaced my 13 year old Wave tool with brand new model under warranty in 7 days including mail time.
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2011-06-05 20:18:27
We set up a wedding block with @courtyardhotels, but agents are telling our guests to use AAA rate which does not include shuttle service!
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2011-06-07 02:10:34
Hit a milestone today: less than $99,900 left (in principal, at least) until I own my house outright.
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2011-06-08 14:08:11
So Google Groups and Google Voice by email are basically broken to be because I once had a Google Apps account for my domain name.
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2011-06-08 14:29:59
Denise Whiting : John Waters :: Harold Camping : Jesus Christ
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2011-06-09 15:21:12
My veterinarian says she is mystified by these strange new technologies like Google Voice.
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2011-06-09 18:58:47
Accident outer loop I-695 between I-83 and Greenspring Av. just dispatched. #baltraffic
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2011-06-09 19:19:54
ALERT: A Winter Storm Warning has been issued for the Baltimore Metro Area until... just kidding. It'll be hot as hell all week.
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2011-06-09 19:28:06
RT @mddailyrecord: Tshamba found guilty of manslaughter:
http://bit.ly/jcMI09
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2011-06-10 13:03:13
RT @keithurbahn: NYT front-page headline today: "Ex-NSA Official Takes Plea Deal; Setback for U.S." 3 yrs ago NYT would've called it "Se ...
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2011-06-10 13:13:00
"If we had mature people that didn't violate the law, we wouldn't have this [court] building." -Franklin County Judge Julie Lynch
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2011-06-10 13:14:05
On the lovely #followfriday in #baltimore, follow the newly hijacked @cafehon (TM) twitter account.
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2011-06-14 14:34:02
RT @Wolters_Kluwer: Wolters Kluwer Corporate Legal Services Signs Agreement To Acquire NRAI
http://t.co/8DDEogK
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2011-06-14 16:42:22
Why does a USPS package sent from Baltimore to Philadelphia go through Greensboro?
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2011-06-14 17:02:24
Caitlin: "This whole wood pile is just a spider waiting to happen."
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2011-06-15 19:19:45
RT @2KGames: 2K Games does not endorse or condone the comments made by @TheRednerGroup and confirm they no longer represent our products.
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2011-06-16 15:47:54
Last week I sold my first item on eBay. That was 11 years and 10 months after I first signed up.
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2011-06-16 18:02:31
@d9jms That's OK by me. Most of the things I'd be selling are esoteric enough that listing on eBay adds that extra 15%
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2011-06-17 20:39:35
My first @ParkvillePatch blog post about @harfordpark neighborhood is online this week:
http://t.co/Emn8H1j
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2011-06-17 22:36:08
Listen in on the Baltimore Traffic Net every day at 6:30pm ET live:
http://t.co/0mBxE5H
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2011-06-18 00:23:13
@PhilDarnowsky A Nokia 6820 is a good bet. Easy to find and I think I have the cable if you need it.
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2011-06-18 00:30:47
You may have noticed I have my own URL shortener now. If you're interested in the source code, it's here:
http://t.co/M9JexsJ
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2011-06-18 01:08:35
@magurski Oh well, I guess it will be useful in other applications. Mine is shorter anyway.
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2011-06-19 00:03:58
From now on my blessing to newly engaged couples will be: "May your family and friends contain only one alpha matriarch."
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2011-06-24 16:08:02
One day I'd love to live in ONE election district that isn't gerrymandered beyond all recognition.
http://t.co/wu2gJcw
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2011-06-25 15:25:33
Hanging out at the Pile of Craft fair at 2640
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2011-06-25 19:05:55
I hope Belinda Conaway gets treated just as fairly as Ed Norris for her home-related paperwork errors.
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2011-06-27 12:25:40
Overheard a fire call for "22 year-old male with a ruptured testicle." What a horrible way to start the day.
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2011-06-27 15:24:30
@pseudolus I hope to never find out.
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2011-06-27 15:29:30
Property taxes aren't why I don't live in the city. Baltimore county provides better services and has honest and ethical leaders.
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2011-06-27 18:07:00
Report of suspicious person: known neighbor wearing head wrap and "Middle Eastern clothing."
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2011-06-27 18:24:27
County police currently searching for two suspects in White Marsh robbery and stabbing:
http://t.co/SRAodnZ
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2011-06-29 16:46:40
@cindylopher I haven't really seen good statistics on either of those things. Wonder how it balances out?
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2011-06-30 14:58:20
RT @sugarfreak: Sometimes geekery gets so bad it should be in the DSM.
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2011-06-30 15:08:24
Want to be my neighbor? You can, AND get a hot tub for only $175k if you act fast.
http://t.co/TSgLu8x
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2011-06-30 17:10:27
Out of the five contracts we've received from vendors for wedding-related services, I've edited or re-drafted four of them.
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July
2011-07-05 03:30:53
First floor de-cluttered, paperwork processed, and both home and work email boxes at zero messages. Great start to this week!
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2011-07-07 14:36:56
Attended a great @PayPal sponsored @GBTC talk by @Avdi on Confident Code this morning. My notes here:
http://t.co/ETleZQt
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2011-07-08 20:28:33
RT @UnicornSyrup: I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked.
Worst. Tra ...
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2011-07-10 03:30:08
My Baltimore County fire scanner feed peaked at 91 simultaneous listeners today for Catonsville hotel fire:
http://t.co/SRAodnZ
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2011-07-11 13:01:17
Thanks to @pseudolus, @phil_g, and their respective Twitter-less XYLs for supporting @harfordpark at our annual Shrimp Feast!
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2011-07-11 17:42:30
Running errands at lunch in a car with no air conditioning was a horrible idea.
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2011-07-11 19:17:37
Dear @attcustomercare, my sister is having the worst time trying to get a UVerse installer to actually show up. Can you help?
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2011-07-11 20:03:45
@ATTCustomerCare Hi Molly, tech is a no-show today, and it would be a huge hassle for her to get access to condo wiring closet again.
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2011-07-11 21:42:43
I guess @attcustomercare forgot about me?
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2011-07-11 21:51:43
Last call @ATTCustomerCare! My sister is pricing out some competitive prices from CLEAR and you're giving us both radio silence.
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2011-07-12 16:29:16
One click on an "Emergency Survival Food Supply" bucket and Amazon has now decided I need to be equipped for active duty.
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2011-07-13 15:08:13
Just spent a random ten minutes with @kendallmiller recounting the finer plot arcs of ST, TNG, DS9, B5, and BSG.
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2011-07-13 20:10:09
And now I've spent nearly the entire day listening to dubstep.
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2011-07-13 20:13:24
RT @newsycombinator: Comcast cuts off customer for going over 250GB of legitimate use
http://j.mp/r7B1GO
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2011-07-13 21:10:14
It appears that Spamcop is not able to parse headers and report spam email that was received entirely over IPv6.
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2011-07-14 20:35:33
Baltimore not as receptive as SFO is to @SocialToaster business model, says @Razzaque:
http://t.co/TgIbyVN
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2011-07-15 02:44:53
I am getting less sentimental as I grow older, which also means my piles of old papers are getting smaller as I part with them.
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2011-07-18 20:42:00
I believe my machine picked up an undetected conhost.exe trojan today from a site linked off of Reddit and a FF exploit.
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2011-07-18 21:01:53
Even though I detected it quickly, getting infected by a web trojan feels like a loss.
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2011-07-19 18:15:39
A dollar per bullet tax tells me my target practices are a $50 boon and a city resident's life is worth $1.
http://t.co/Bpphmn0
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2011-07-20 13:57:46
RT @elgreg: With a predicted heat index of 110 F, today's air quality is code Purple. Children and the elderly should avoid thinking abo ...
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2011-07-20 16:13:05
AP reports on carjackers that can't drive stick-shift. Yet another reason why I drive one.
http://t.co/zsB0EU8
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2011-07-20 16:19:47
@kendallmiller Now that's not nice. I'm sure it has at least 7.5 miles of high-speed joyriding left in its rusty 1.7l VTEC.
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2011-07-20 16:25:07
@kendallmiller But with gentle driving and 18k miles a year it'll make it to the moon (240k) by 2014 without any more car payments.
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2011-07-20 16:29:33
RT @daveweigel: RT @ondeadline: Is it true that @daveweigel will RT just by mentioning his name? Unlikely.
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2011-07-20 19:44:38
Got to wondering just how many legitimate (sales tax paying) retailers in Baltimore City proper actually sell bullets.
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2011-07-20 20:38:36
@thekenyeung I did the same thing the other day. They sure don't make it easy.
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2011-07-20 21:32:55
@moomookittie I never worry about them as long as they keep coming on a regular schedule.
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2011-07-21 03:00:34
My leisure time = Kindle books + Netflix streaming of Star Trek. Add to one, take away from the other.
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2011-07-21 13:05:59
Made our last trip to Borders yesterday to redeem a gift card, picked up an Audubon field guide and some Moleskines.
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2011-07-21 16:54:29
RT @ammre: house makes me want to dance. I like house... dubstep makes me want to OD alone and possibly die from aspirating on my vomit.
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2011-07-21 17:35:37
Rescue box I-695 exit 15A inner loop motorcycle involved, requesting police and CHART on the scene. #baltraffic
http://t.co/SRAodnZ
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2011-07-21 22:08:30
Today's electricity consumption is 4000 watts/hour since 6am with the thermostat set at 85 degrees F.
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2011-07-22 20:39:47
House A/C currently on 50% cycle event.
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2011-07-22 23:07:27
Got a nice bulging A1175 Apple battery serial number 3K716QBHWCRA. Wonder if there's been a recall or if it's just defective?
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2011-07-23 03:59:23
@moomookittie Yes, it's an older battery that I replaced but still kept a decent charge. Still scary to find.
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2011-07-23 04:01:40
@chelandria If the ambient temperature is higher than about 80, I usually have to put my mobile hotspot IN an A/C vent.
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2011-07-26 00:32:07
Spotted a pair of Yellow-shafted Flicker woodpeckers in our backyard this evening foraging for ants on the ground.
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2011-07-26 13:51:47
I miss the days when "charitable local geek" hosting was better than anything you could buy in terms of Internet service.
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2011-07-28 20:52:41
If you take a $25/mo credit from BGE so they can turn off your air conditioning, don't whine about it when they do!
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2011-07-29 13:58:24
Terrible story of violation by an Airbnb customer:
http://t.co/fuflFLe
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2011-07-29 19:03:39
@PsychoPhil That's not the deal? I didn't realize there was a restriction.
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2011-07-31 01:32:03
Sunday is an Internet-free day for me and Caitlin. All devices get their wifi turned off for 24 hours. See you Monday!
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August
2011-08-01 18:43:40
The vehicle emissions inspector at Owings Mills was a fellow ham radio operator, asked about fixing a borked Yaesu FT handheld.
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2011-08-01 18:44:31
@kendallmiller Luckily it was a different developer working on multi-threading than usual.
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2011-08-01 18:56:53
Did you know: MD VEIP OBD test result printouts have a QR code with a delimited string containing every field on the report?
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2011-08-01 19:05:26
Always inspiring when a SLAPP suit has the opposite of the desired effect for the plaintiff.
http://t.co/ESNhw6o
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2011-08-01 19:32:34
Excited that yet another pale ghost of WHFS is back on the air? Not me. That magic died on 1/12/05 and never came back.
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2011-08-01 19:33:29
@misterperturbed What does this mean?
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2011-08-02 03:16:46
Difference between MD and NJ drivers after a car crash. MD: "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you there." NJ: "Yeah, I saw you."
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2011-08-02 17:34:47
Credit unions are great for conceptual money (loans, EFT, online banking) but banks still win when hard currency is involved.
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2011-08-04 19:01:51
Fourteen years since my first Pine-based (UMBC) email account, I'm running alpine local on my laptop over IMAP SSL. Because I can.
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2011-08-06 01:25:23
Don't worry Congresspeople. I blame all incumbents equally.
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2011-08-06 01:52:38
@jeffreyprice It's impossible for a citizen to really influence policy any higher than the statehouse, so I'll just vote them all out. ;)
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2011-08-07 20:08:47
Sad to reflash my WRT54GL with the Linksys 1.1 firmware, but it was a great experimental box and now need to be a dead simple router.
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2011-08-07 23:42:14
Hey Comcast slash Xfinity I called you for a default router password, not a repeated upsell for a monthly support plan and NO HELP.
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2011-08-08 02:15:28
I am slightly mollified by the fact that the default password was "password" but why couldn't a 1st tier tech tell me that?
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2011-08-08 03:14:24
RT @Milk4DH: Somebody just told me that he could "literally" strangle his child at times. Should I literally report him to the police?
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2011-08-08 03:17:45
@jessamyn Unfortunately mine wasn't on the list - not that I'd ever assume factory settings and "Xfinity branded ROM" act the same.
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2011-08-08 18:14:04
All thirteen countries with a AAA credit rating from S&P provide national health care. (HT @NYTimes)
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2011-08-08 20:40:40
Investing in gold for the fall of society? I'll stick to lead and brass, thanks.
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2011-08-09 15:58:00
Never thought I'd receive spam sales e-mail with a "privileged communication" confidentiality notice.
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2011-08-10 16:39:34
Local government bureaucracy is ten times harder to deal with when you're out of town and didn't elect their bosses.
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2011-08-15 18:54:11
The problem with waterproof bags is that they are waterproof both ways.
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2011-08-17 03:33:21
@DotMeg faxzero has always worked well for me.
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2011-08-17 20:28:49
I should really stop speaking my mind at the office. Tomorrow.
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2011-08-18 00:14:40
@TomLoveland Hah! Let me amend - I will continue, with somewhat more tact and situational awareness.
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2011-08-19 15:57:12
@david_s_marks I would like to hear more about this workshop, busy trying to do the same.
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2011-08-20 00:27:23
@sanssidhe Does it still count if it's a large box of 50' pre-crimped runs?
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2011-08-20 19:00:54
The eyeglass screwdriver on the new Leatherman Wave is second only to the bottle opener in usefulness to me.
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2011-08-21 01:25:01
It's a great time to be working in the mobile sphere! If you're a patent attorney, of course.
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2011-08-21 18:57:00
@tadmaster Crazy, we're watching the same thing right now. Lucky the TV is on the UPS.
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2011-08-21 22:55:21
RT @technosailor: Yelp commenter responding to question of if there are oxygen bars in Austin: "All bars have 78% oxygen"
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2011-08-23 16:57:48
@sugarfreak Maybe better advice is to go shopping for a new city? Lot of ex-Baltimorons living happily in Seattle. Sends a clear message.
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2011-08-23 18:22:17
I am okay.
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2011-08-23 20:36:03
At home, not a dish out of place. Still happy they closed the office on the 10th floor today.
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2011-08-23 20:54:47
RT @justin_fenton: Terrible crash on Orleans St near Hopkins
http://t.co/JS6ivkG
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2011-08-23 21:37:31
East Coast Earthquake 2011: Never Forget
http://4ve.es/yJJ
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2011-08-23 22:11:28
Recording of Baltimore County Public Service radio system when the earthquake hit. Quake starts at 16:20:
http://4ve.es/ZSt
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2011-08-24 00:19:43
@newmediajim Should we be expecting to feel anything up north?
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2011-08-24 02:37:16
Anyone else sleeping with a glass of water on the nightstand tonight?
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2011-08-26 04:07:05
We have only a few things left to prepare for the storm and we are ready for most likely 1-3 day scenarios of service disruption.
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2011-08-26 12:05:43
RT @NPotomacPatch: Best practical tips I've seen for preparing for the storm from Mo Co Fire Chief Richard Bowers
http://ow.ly/6drmp
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2011-08-26 14:33:29
Just got a call from @MyBGE urging me to prepare. Now the store shelves will really be bare.
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2011-08-26 20:58:48
Beltway drivers have lost their collective mind
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2011-08-27 01:19:41
Any ham radio operators who would like to help out this weekend in support of Baltimore County please get in touch with me.
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2011-08-28 12:12:56
Aftermath of last nights winds. I'm stumped as to how we still have power. @ParkvillePatch @tadmaster
http://t.co/HdxVXF4
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2011-08-28 12:32:24
@tadmaster It looks like a smaller tree, growing upside-down. Will be fun trying to process all this scrap wood this week.
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2011-08-28 12:38:50
Links #Irene BGE
http://4ve.es/Xz9Scannerhttp://4ve.es/fNtOEM Alerthttp://4ve.es/KlG
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2011-08-28 13:21:21
More intense from ground level. #irene
http://t.co/49lT5gd
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2011-08-28 15:03:45
Emergency communications setup at Towson U shelter for Eastern Shore evacuees:
http://t.co/VxioR9s
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2011-08-28 15:04:44
@chelandria I pulled the tree down to a more gravity-friendly position right after.
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2011-08-28 16:08:14
First meal of the day was out of a paper container labeled "Breakfast Box." Coffee is worth its weight in gold here. #irene
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2011-08-28 16:19:12
@bmoreslumwatch Bagel, apple juice, cream cheese, mixed fruits in syrup.
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2011-08-29 01:38:40
The worst effect of #Irene on us is that it appears to have chased a bunch of ants out of the ground and into my home office.
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2011-08-29 14:15:25
Dear @mtamaryland please remind your 19 line drivers that proper procedure at a disabled traffic light is a four way stop.
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2011-08-29 16:52:34
New record for my Baltimore County scanner stream, two days in a row of 110+ simultaneous listeners. Thanks!
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2011-08-29 21:53:24
RT @FirePix1075: #Owings Mills Firefighters are on the scene of a rollover #MVA on I-795 near the Owings Mills Blvd exit. Heavy traffic ...
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2011-08-29 22:59:18
Northbound Belair Rd has only one lane open at the Harford Co line. Avoid. #baltraffic
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2011-08-29 23:08:29
@tadmaster The power was out at the Costco station yesterday but we already had two full tanks to prepare for Irene anyway.
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2011-08-30 02:50:42
Just finished 125 word blocks of 7 wpm morse code to Koch L with only a dozen errors. It's a good start.
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2011-08-30 02:53:11
@gwen17 Car Talk guys say (have said) yes.
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2011-08-30 02:58:43
Now reading that the Koch method says explicitly to not do what I just did. Oh well!
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2011-08-30 03:05:40
@kendallmiller The difference between Dvorak and Morse is that I didn't pass a Dvorak test ten years ago. This I can relearn.
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2011-08-30 16:01:32
@bpsears People or customers?
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2011-08-30 20:57:29
@etnonprofitech Really?
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2011-08-30 22:54:43
Accident left shoulder inner beltway marker 21 rubbernecking delay #baltraffic
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2011-08-31 16:18:04
According to Zillow I got an estimated $2,200 illiquidly richer this month.
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September
2011-09-05 18:35:51
@pseudolus @mrmatt57 RIP DD KFC
http://t.co/9XMUObP
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2011-09-05 18:48:41
Closed wifi network near the neighborhood pool. Classy stuff:
http://t.co/TbVev1n
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2011-09-06 10:25:43
Haven't been up this early in quite some time. Guess I should get used to it.
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2011-09-06 12:10:25
Did I miss a memo? It's 8:10 and I'm the only one in the office.
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2011-09-06 15:41:57
Motorized Autonomous Robotic Informant Apparatus.
http://t.co/e78TI5j
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2011-09-07 01:30:46
@bad_decisions There should be an android app for that. Gps loc you and text to speech the intersection you point your phone towards.
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2011-09-07 15:32:21
Put in my two week notice this morning. My job from today on is all project transition and knowledge transfer.
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2011-09-07 19:04:49
Major flooding, water rescues, washed out railroad tracks all through Baltimore County. Listen in:
http://t.co/OJ8zfof
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2011-09-07 19:05:44
RT @BCFDL734: U/D Balto Co Rescue: Reported 4 Rescuers swept downstream, City units responding to assist.
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2011-09-07 19:06:46
@BCFDL734 BaCoFD live stream at
http://t.co/OJ8zfof
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2011-09-08 02:59:54
Giving Notice:
http://t.co/wA61QNy
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2011-09-08 13:58:53
County officials call road closures "a fluid list." Groan. (HT @ParkvillePatch)
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2011-09-09 17:16:49
RT @ekivemark: Companies worried about #SM use @ work miss point.They have HR tools to deal with stupidity/non performance.Nothing new n ...
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2011-09-09 18:33:14
Happy #followfriday! I suggest @TomLoveland who reads my every tweet and @jimmy2bad, the funniest radio star I've ever had a beer with.
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2011-09-09 18:37:33
@d9jms The description and Gps loc of the Baltimore drop don't match but I might try to visit the described place.
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2011-09-09 20:05:10
A New Apostolic Church Dist. Apostle meets with a LBGT members group. I never thought this day would come!
http://t.co/txZQfz4
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2011-09-10 19:40:38
Congratulations Pk Musarra and Chris Mahoney married today at 2:23 pm in company of family and friends.
http://t.co/bpKa8Rf
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2011-09-10 20:38:07
Another SD600 bites the dust with Lens Error. Time to score another one on eBay for $40 and add to my collection.
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2011-09-10 21:20:32
@EvaUnit02 Yuck, thanks.
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2011-09-12 01:28:41
Caitlin: "Gee, flossing together is so romantic." Me: "The romantic part is in 50 years when we still have all our teeth."
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2011-09-12 16:49:57
RT @TomLoveland: An Insider's Look at Baltimore's 2011 Mayoral Campaign. You may be surprised!
http://t.co/11R0Izp
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2011-09-12 20:17:08
Ah Baltimore City politics, where not even your opponent's dead mother is out of bounds. So much fun to watch from the county.
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2011-09-13 21:06:13
@moomookittie That's exactly what the other you would say.
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2011-09-15 00:48:30
SeaQuest DSV isn't just "not as good as I remember it." It's just terrible. Not even Roy Scheider's beard can make it watchable.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2011-09-15 18:05:50
How does "This elevator is going down" sound anything like "Tell me all about your infected hangnail?"
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2011-09-15 18:10:46
RT @brofounder: Let's play a game where we raise a generation on ritalin and pokemon, crash the economy and then give them computers and ...
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2011-09-15 20:23:51
Leaves are changing already. Temperatures in the 60s this weekend. Welcome autumn!
http://t.co/J9kAlgqJ
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2011-09-20 13:48:23
Beltway exit 22 closed for fuel spill 9:45. #baltraffic
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2011-09-20 14:48:20
American Academy of Pediatrics statement on HPV vaccine:
http://t.co/u165ygZS(pass it on)
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2011-09-20 16:18:25
Closing loops by changing jobs:
http://t.co/PGvkfMAD
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2011-09-20 16:31:31
Definition of irony: Sheila Dixon's Xbox 360 stolen in a burglary.
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2011-09-20 18:06:59
Take knife from pocket, post pic on the Internet.
http://t.co/jn10D56y
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2011-09-21 04:06:48
Stayed up Wordpress theme hacking tonight. Early morning tomorrow and sleep interrupted fiancée not a good combo.
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2011-09-21 22:43:05
Knife Meme:
http://4ve.es/BQE
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2011-09-21 23:27:36
@pseudolus REI in Timonium is a pretty good place to look at knives, although the selection is a little light.
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2011-09-22 00:33:04
Is anyone else having problems with Amazon pages loading incompletely or is it just me?
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2011-09-22 11:55:31
Lesson learned from renaming a database column term:
http://4ve.es/7tC
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2011-09-22 13:41:22
I absolutely hate removing people from my address book because they've passed away. Too much of that going on.
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2011-09-22 21:38:11
Off to the System Source alumni crab feast. Should be nice to catch up.
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2011-09-23 14:01:33
RT @jpodhoretz: I don't understand attacking people who take the Fifth in front of a Congressional committee when the whole setup is a p ...
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2011-09-23 17:04:32
Parsing URL query strings in .NET:
http://4ve.es/yU6
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2011-09-23 19:30:00
Overturned TT across the median blocking lanes I-95 n/b and s/b near Hanover Street #baltraffic
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2011-09-23 19:47:56
RT @flyosity: "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
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2011-09-24 16:28:57
Vote McCullen signs will never not be weird to me.
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2011-09-24 17:32:05
I love the SF86. "Have you EVER knowingly engaged in any acts of terrorism? Describe the nature and reasons for the activity."
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2011-09-24 17:40:53
@kendallmiller Thankfully I don't have to fill one out, but was reminded of it recently. It is significantly longer than it was in 2005.
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2011-09-24 18:13:07
Professional Biography as Elevator Speech:
http://4ve.es/LdV
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2011-09-24 19:44:07
Everyone I know is at a party. I am studying thread pools and multiprocessing in Python for fun.
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2011-09-25 17:35:15
How cool, a @shanselman podcast with @kendallmiller!
http://4ve.es/r71
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2011-09-26 11:10:31
My brain has a special way of convincing me that my irrational fears aren't, especially at 3am.
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2011-09-26 22:58:43
Portable dishwasher, only $20 with a catch:
http://4ve.es/wpO
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2011-09-27 14:06:10
My morning coffee tastes like camping.
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2011-09-28 16:13:18
Anybody working in the inner harbor want to do lunch?
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2011-09-28 16:29:12
Someone just asked me if I wanted Rob or Robert on my business cards. Such unexpected courtesy!
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2011-09-30 03:24:06
I miss my poorly utilized leisure time. This over-scheduled lifestyle is awful.
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2011-09-30 18:56:04
Looks like Tucker & Dale Vs Evil is going to be hilarious.
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October
2011-10-02 02:05:06
NWS reported 1.0 inch of snow in Pendleton County, WV at 9:40 pm today.
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2011-10-02 02:57:39
It is possible to draw a 21x21 QR code on grid paper and have it decode.
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2011-10-02 03:27:18
@micahjgates The Google Authenticator app has the same thing, which I thought was pretty cool. Uses old-school ANSI escapes.
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2011-10-02 17:04:18
Made beef stew with the last bottle of @elvestinkle's porter in our new dutch oven. Great for a 50 deg day.
http://t.co/bsnFE62g
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2011-10-03 00:14:30
It took me almost all weekend but I finally have a good grasp on RFC 2104, RFC 4226, and RFC 6238. Blog post to follow.
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2011-10-03 00:16:20
Hello Internet, just wanted to say that I knew @benlikesmovies before @RainnWilson retweeted him.
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2011-10-03 01:32:12
RT @LOLGOP: It's official. More people have been arrested for protesting Wall Street than for crashing our economy.
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2011-10-03 12:50:00
RT @BaltCoPS: Baltimore County graduates, schools continue strong performance on state assessments
http://ow.ly/6LABJ
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2011-10-03 12:50:44
One Time Passwords with RFC 6238:
http://t.co/cODZRAMG
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2011-10-03 16:03:54
Man I'm getting old. My first thought hearing about Occupy Baltimore was "I sure hope it doesn't screw up my commute downtown."
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2011-10-03 20:14:26
@kathleen_wilcox What's all this about a bingo game?
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2011-10-04 15:00:04
New commute stats: 12.2 mi (62%) shorter, 25 mph (38%) slower, and I'm using (on average) half a gallon (50%) less gas every day.
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2011-10-04 15:22:20
I believe I'll be eating my lunch on the balcony overlooking McKeldin Square today. Should be fun to watch.
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2011-10-04 15:48:56
Five motorcycle police staged at aqua, apparently a handful more in a suburban on the square, Foxtrot zoomed off east. Boring.
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2011-10-04 16:06:03
Fox circles. Square mostly empty. Just media and police. Guy taking pictures of the motorcycle cops.
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2011-10-04 16:21:59
Crowd is building. I can see banners and white shirts at the perimeter. Fox away. Lots of milling about.
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2011-10-04 17:20:13
Just another dress rehearsal:
http://t.co/qlfKvYzq
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2011-10-04 17:34:07
RT @bpsears: BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm BaltCo. Schools Superintendent Hairston to announce departure after 12 yrs
http://t.co/G...
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2011-10-04 20:18:08
Please never mail me a paper greeting card from your phone.
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2011-10-06 01:11:10
My Guitar Hero skills have atrophied from disuse.
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2011-10-06 14:24:27
Pulled over for an ambo running RLS on Hillen which was being tailed by three packed lanes of full-speed traffic. Not fun.
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2011-10-06 14:34:23
RT @DEMONCATBrewing: We're #brewing 3 styles of beer (almost 30 gallons) for @vees' wedding. The saison and oatmeal porter are done; jus ...
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2011-10-06 14:58:46
RT @PeteBrownBeer: u can say it's my fault 4 not backing up, but a dying man is now not going to get his biography thanks 2 laptop theft ...
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2011-10-06 15:04:30
@bookletting Does that mean his honey wouldn't help quite so much with local allergies?
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2011-10-06 19:28:43
Just received approval for a 2.75% refi that will shave 11 years off my mortgage and lower my monthly payment by $10!
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2011-10-07 19:20:18
You may be among the 74 people I'm no longer following on Twitter today. Don't take it personally. 600 is such a nice number.
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2011-10-07 23:42:20
Major accident I-695 inner loop at I-95 northeast interchange. Police, fire, CHART on scene. #baltraffic
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2011-10-08 16:49:39
Stay classy, Halethorpe!
http://4ve.es/UBG
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2011-10-10 11:25:09
@jjthomas @baltimoreSun Does the new Sun paywall include the weblogs sections?
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2011-10-10 13:53:24
Retrospective - Draw a straight line to the goal:
http://t.co/mImWRYv4
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2011-10-10 13:57:03
Today is a good day to be happy about all the technology that makes our lives easier.
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2011-10-10 14:48:54
RT @CarlosMiller: PINAC Post: New Jersey cops ticket driver because his passenger was video recording out the window
http://t.co/fxZ0CQgv
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2011-10-10 16:11:06
I'm one of the first in line for the "One Page Twitter Dashboard" from #TwitSprout. Join me
http://t.co/RoL36M5Avia @TwitSprout
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2011-10-10 16:13:05
Confused why @MDMEMA would tweet a warning today about lightning safety as we all head rapidly into autumn. #thundersnow
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2011-10-10 18:27:55
Sign of the specialist economy: gum removal company truck.
http://t.co/KTl0OSvX
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2011-10-10 18:32:10
RT @laurenweinstein: In UK, man harassed by authorities for taking photos of his own daughter -
http://j.mp/qJvPEt
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2011-10-11 13:33:59
Today is a good day to be happy, and do someone a favor just because.
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2011-10-11 18:08:30
"And do not be deceived the word 'FINAL' in the file name. It is not final." #ilovemyjob
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2011-10-11 22:04:20
Check out @infoet's sister making positive change in Mozambique:
http://t.co/PT46KPK5#mozambikes
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2011-10-12 17:08:57
New area code for Central/East Maryland will be 667:
http://t.co/h40IRbRx
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2011-10-12 18:10:37
Played the new Nokia Dubstep ringtone 25 times in a row this morning before work. Now I actually sort of enjoy it.
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2011-10-13 02:02:29
Today's treadmill run: 3.17 miles in 47:15, and it took a lot out of me. I'm a long way from a 32 minute 5K.
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2011-10-13 02:06:36
@PhilDarnowsky My goal is to keep the distance constant and shorten the time it takes to get there.
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2011-10-13 14:57:03
The car I'm parked next to this morning has every door unlocked and a rosary hanging from the rear-view. Divine theft protection?
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2011-10-13 15:36:59
Stop criticizing pregnant women as if they are fragile flowers. The human body is an amazing thing.
http://t.co/MAYpsoyE
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2011-10-13 20:52:39
Driver struck a child pedestrian Old Harford at Beechland today in front of the elementary school. SLOW DOWN! (HT @bcfdl734)
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2011-10-14 14:31:06
Looks like Spotify is on an upsell bent. 10 hours of music per month after six months. That makes it mostly useless.
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2011-10-14 16:14:35
These are the kind of rainstorms that make me happy.
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2011-10-14 17:06:18
Lovely day at the Inner Harbor after the storms.
http://t.co/Rg82mQAl
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2011-10-14 18:11:14
RT @EccentricFlower: Jody Adams, on obstacles to succeeding as a female chef: "There isn't a glass ceiling; there's just a really thick ...
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2011-10-14 18:45:07
When did the "complimentary comment" blog spam trend start? Does it work?
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2011-10-17 14:02:58
Ionospheric layers are called D, E & F because A, B & C were reserved or future discoveries that never came.
http://t.co/umMYYuQI
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2011-10-17 14:47:22
I'm ashamed at the proposed shape of Congressional District 3 and question the common sense of anyone involved in designing it.
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2011-10-17 17:37:30
Congratulations to my sister, now the most recent Dr. Carlson in the family!
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2011-10-18 13:15:53
@DanDawes Unless it's The Beatles or Led Zeppelin.
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2011-10-18 18:01:59
Got a haircut at lunch. No telling if it's a "good" haircut until I get home.
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2011-10-18 18:06:48
@pseudolus It doesn't matter what the masses think. Only one opinion counts. Hint: not mine either.
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2011-10-18 19:37:07
Ultra HDTV 33 megapixel standard is coming. Meanwhile I still can't tell the difference between 720p and 1080i from 10 feet away.
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2011-10-19 11:26:51
Nothing like a quiet morning in the office to think clearly. I should get here at 7am more often.
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2011-10-19 13:27:04
The ostensible communication and understanding between @BaltimorePolice and @OccupyBaltimore is pretty cool.
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2011-10-19 14:20:49
Dubstep's intrinsic anger goes directly from your ear holes into your soul.
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2011-10-19 14:23:14
Diet Money MLM Work home ADD Real Estate Contest Giveaway Mortgage iPhone Refi Teeth Back Pain Money Credit Sex Exercise SEO Deals Coupon.
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2011-10-19 15:53:43
The previous tweet had disappointing results luring spam bots to follow me.
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2011-10-19 15:54:33
@RyanatMGH That happened to me two years ago. Since then I get a few mailings every month asking me to come back. Duh.
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2011-10-19 17:10:28
I hate indoor plumbing.
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2011-10-19 18:03:39
Just had my "Matrix moment" with Sitecore. My world turned green/black, bullets dropped, and SEFE now makes an odd sort of sense.
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2011-10-19 21:02:40
I was promised thunderstorms this evening.
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2011-10-20 00:52:24
Simple experiment in productivity over time:
http://t.co/yOQPmECE
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2011-10-20 12:20:17
Mta bus v van harford south blocked both lanes at erdman #baltraffic
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2011-10-20 19:09:49
Fast response BPD! RT @BaltimorePolice: BPD: Armed Robbery Arrest - 100 Blk E. 22nd Street
http://t.co/Is5SIAsv
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2011-10-20 20:06:53
@SophieBegonia So many good references out there on how to protect yourself from both.
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2011-10-21 13:11:45
I never let myself in a friend's unlocked front door. Too many police procedural shows begin that way.
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2011-10-21 17:16:58
Just bound Ctrl-Alt minus and Ctrl-Alt equals to my Synergy shortcuts to rapidly switch between workstations. Cool stuff.
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2011-10-21 17:31:12
@KNOWWAX Thanks for the laugh, happy to hear the 93.5 infomercial is back online.
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2011-10-21 17:39:28
Apparently the best number to reach me this weekend is 144.850/145.450.
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2011-10-21 21:50:09
Fishing license acquired.
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2011-10-22 17:08:26
Great weekend so far!
http://t.co/gPrsm0tL
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2011-10-24 13:24:40
Today is a good day to be.
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2011-10-24 15:33:25
After a weekend of camping, I wind up with more knives on my person than are strictly necessary for a downtown office worker.
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2011-10-24 15:39:28
@hackedtobits I suppose I should have said "seem...necessary" instead of "are...necessary." Mine is one bladed multi-tool.
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2011-10-24 16:32:50
How is it that I know every time when my headphones are on backwards?
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2011-10-24 23:44:14
Harford Rd south lanes at Kentucky 30 mph speed camera now active
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2011-10-25 00:39:36
Reading the Reddit thread on terrible apartment neighbors with giant stereo amplifiers makes me so happy to live in my house.
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2011-10-25 13:42:49
Baltimore's first frost was this weekend. Don't forget to turn off and drain the the water to your outside faucets!
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2011-10-25 13:45:14
RT @shanley: OH: "Tell people it's written in Ruby, and write it in Perl. By the time anyone finds out, you can just say, 'Oh, Ruby didn ...
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2011-10-25 15:06:55
@FirePix1075 The YouTube page credits you completely. It's not like @FFBehavior reposted it on his own YT account. Am I missing something?
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2011-10-25 15:38:51
Anyone encountered something like this before? MSSQL Query killing script - No errors (PHP)
http://t.co/g52zzEpc
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2011-10-25 16:38:38
Does anyone have an iPod shuffle cable I could borrow for a week?
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2011-10-25 17:48:27
RT @kashhill: No word yet from TSA on results of #FreakOn investigation. Tho they are making a big point of the fact that airline peeps ...
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2011-10-25 17:49:21
My next trip through airport security will be in a "GET YOUR FREAK ON TSA" tee-shirt.
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2011-10-26 12:39:56
Signal out Harford Rd at Bonaparte / Broadway #baltraffic
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2011-10-26 15:41:52
Sixty days, $132.41 in tolls.
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2011-10-27 12:00:30
RT @garyshort: It's official! I've got a new job! As of November 1st I'll be the "Head of Gibraltar Labs" a skunk works division of Gibr ...
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2011-10-27 18:51:48
Day two of my no caffeine experiment. Going well so far. No headaches or catatonia and I slept great last night.
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2011-10-28 10:55:51
RT @siegel: OH: "vi is an editor with two modes: one which destroys your input and the other which beeps at you.
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2011-10-28 11:54:54
Day 3 of caffeine-free. Slept from 8pm to 6am last night. Woke up with a terrible head cold. Off to score some Sudafed.
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2011-10-28 14:35:58
I am ready for snow.
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2011-10-28 15:17:08
RT @DrJenGunter: If personhood begins at fertilization then every pregnant woman should have two votes.
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2011-10-29 20:43:26
It must be precipitating because everybody is tuning into my fire/police live scanner as usual.
http://t.co/niBgx73R
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2011-10-29 20:45:44
Tree in front yard is making an ominous (new) creaking sound with every wind gust.
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2011-10-31 11:02:08
Inside: warm covers and sleepy cats. Outside: freezing air and maybe zombies. Sigh.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2011-10-31 14:12:20
Countdown:
http://t.co/znek0Gnk
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2011-10-31 15:31:29
Current forecast for 11/5: Sunny. Highs in the upper 50s.
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2011-10-31 15:43:57
Coffee fast broken.
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November
2011-11-01 15:57:08
A foxtrot above my head / A sock hop beneath my bed / A disco ball is just hanging by a thread
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2011-11-01 16:09:12
Less than one hundred hours to go.
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2011-11-01 16:41:05
Enjoying a Brazil Monte Carmelo coffee from @ZekesCoffee. Interesting taste for a single cup but not sure I'd enjoy it regularly.
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2011-11-01 21:28:19
@kendallmiller And still cheaper than printer ink.
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2011-11-01 21:30:47
I forgot how much I enjoyed watching the cyan graphs of gkrellm.
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2011-11-02 13:31:28
Happy Tongue Awareness Month! (You're welcome)
http://t.co/dTBViIeG
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2011-11-02 16:08:26
My GMail account requires a time based one-time password to sign in, but none of my banks do. Priorities?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2011-11-02 17:17:37
Just now realized the actress that plays Dr. Allison Blake in Eureka is also the voice of Elisa Maza in Gargoyles.
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2011-11-02 19:49:15
I'm randomly clapping my hands randomly during the day because of the fruit flies. Really.
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2011-11-02 21:21:36
So all of @EuroDiscovery just surprised me with cake and champagne to celebrate my wedding! Thanks everybody!
http://t.co/kbxI1e7M
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2011-11-03 16:24:14
Stop. Open laptop. Reply to three emails. Return two phone calls. Move to next destination. Rinse. Repeat.
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2011-11-04 13:14:13
Always fun to start the day with my VISA card getting duplicated and used to buy gift cards at a Wal Mart in Florida.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2011-11-05 16:25:11
Three hours to go!
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2011-11-05 18:55:37
Groomsmen.
http://t.co/ze741MPB
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2011-11-07 16:01:15
Can't type right with this ring on. I bet it's like learning to type Dvorak. If I can make it 2 weeks w/o giving up, I'm golden.
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2011-11-08 14:45:24
RT @RADARREDUX: "Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready." - Hunter S. Thompson
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2011-11-09 17:48:47
RT @justin_fenton: We're told I-83 is closed because there's a standoff on the 28th bridge with an escaped inmate..
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2011-11-10 02:51:37
Based on how long their web site has been down, I'm thinking the credit union I'm using to pay my bills online is too small.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2011-11-10 11:29:21
IP routing issues this morning. Connecting through a server in Chicago to access servers on the west and east coasts.
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2011-11-10 19:40:49
Paramedic on scanner just said "please bring your IO Gun." So of course I looked it up. Ew.
http://t.co/WWib0zjr
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2011-11-10 19:45:09
Anybody want to hang out like old times?
http://t.co/PdrqOH4Y#playadelfuego (the channel, not the hash tag)
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2011-11-11 16:33:30
My very own wedding reception flash mob dance:
http://t.co/DqJfdGvJ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2011-11-12 03:00:47
Never again will I live in a world where Tanza didn't rickroll Joe in her wedding vows.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2011-11-13 03:02:42
Central heat is out. New ignitor kit is shipped, should be here Monday. Rockin the electric space heaters until then.
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2011-11-13 21:32:53
Wow, Angus T. Jones from Two and a Half Men is 18? Soon he'll be old enough to marry Demi Moore.
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2011-11-13 21:39:10
RT @davewiner: What SOPA does is to make sure that the net and sharing can't coexist with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal.
http://t.co/FqHslzx0
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2011-11-14 16:54:04
I am super excited by a 65% LTV ratio. I'm such a grown up.
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2011-11-14 17:32:12
Apparently the Kindle 3 knows what time it is because you set it, but only knows what date it is by syncing with Amazon over Wifi.
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2011-11-15 13:06:02
RT @Euro_CHI: Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Refreshes Brand Communications Through New Engagement with Euro RSCG Chicago
http://t.co/...
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2011-11-16 15:06:46
This morning is brought to you by hot coffee, 11x17 grid paper, and my Pilot Precise V5 assorted ink pen set.
http://t.co/2lG7Dn94
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2011-11-16 16:14:44
RT @EFFLive: We're livetweeting the #SOPA hearings at @efflive. Tell Congress to reject the #Blacklist bills at:
http://t.co/c1hdfD6C
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2011-11-16 17:15:21
RT @digiphile: "We have 6 witnesses here. 5 are in favor and 1 is against. That troubles me"-Rep. @ZoeLogren; regrets lack of tech exper ...
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2011-11-17 14:54:36
@cindylopher It could have heard the sounds that GSM phones make on nearby speakers.
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2011-11-17 16:25:10
Paid appraiser values my house $20k less than @Zillow in the same week. Time to work on that estimation algorithm!
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2011-11-17 17:24:59
Servers are complex things, but what is WS2K8 doing for over 25 minutes on a dialog called "Initializing installation..."?
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2011-11-18 15:20:31
@EFF Rep. Sarbanes' is sending out replies about PII and privacy, not sure his office staffers know how to sort SOPA messages.
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2011-11-18 15:25:28
@BaltimoreTom @DCRTV When WD2XAB isn't belting out, I find that 93.5 is a quiet FM transmitter frequency around Baltimore.
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2011-11-18 20:09:59
@gkiltzVA @BaltimoreTom @DCRTV See
http://t.co/48bHSGVH
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2011-11-18 21:30:58
RT @EuroDiscovery: We're hiring an App Developer in Baltimore. Join a Great Team. National Brands. Be Proud of Your Work. Euro Discovery ...
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2011-11-19 20:54:13
Chicken soup!
http://t.co/hJuSl85O
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2011-11-21 16:01:34
@tadmaster Did your terra cotta line finally cave in like mine did a few years ago?
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2011-11-21 16:02:39
Does anyone know who owns this radio tower in OK?
http://t.co/HawiDURc
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2011-11-21 16:05:53
@starets Unfortunately I didn't see a checkbox for "bicycle attached"
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2011-11-21 21:27:27
Got an email from DHS with the subject of "Making Domain Names Safe and Reliable." Glad their solution was DNSSEC and not SOPA.
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2011-11-21 22:19:28
@starets
http://t.co/pMRovSElviahttp://t.co/UGmAXRO1
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2011-11-22 15:29:05
Brewed my coffee directly into the thermos this morning. Wow it's strong.
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2011-11-23 15:37:30
After listening to fire dispatch all day, my hazardous road condition 911 call last night was calm, quick, and precise.
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2011-11-23 23:52:56
Sam Adams Boston Lager, everybody's favorite... imported beer? Restaurant logic I guess.
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2011-11-28 15:17:15
"ATS asked the [court] to declare the [law] unconstitutional because it discriminates against traffic camera companies"
http://t.co/3eWIbh0d
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2011-11-28 15:20:11
RT @DataG: Spotify Technology: How Spotify Works | Pansentient League - a Spotify Blog
http://t.co/zDpZ1TFw
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2011-11-28 17:42:46
iPod Touch owners: Does anyone have trouble with the Maps app not updating your current location when you drive around?
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2011-11-28 19:54:19
RT @davidgraeber: A few violent shoppers Friday have completely discredited the entire consumerist movement!
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2011-11-28 20:58:30
Check out this sweet 6kW xenon bulb HD projector they've got in the harbor for the laser light shows:
http://t.co/D4xpvpcc
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2011-11-28 21:07:32
I have a to-do list as long as my arm and all I can think about tonight is playing an hour of Skyrim.
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2011-11-30 21:39:33
Thanks to @yesthattom for reminding me that Google Latitude is still a thing.
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December
2011-12-01 15:29:43
Maryland had 113 DUI/DWI arrests over Thanksgiving. Wonder if our 1:20pm 911 call for swerving tailgating dude on MD-16 was one.
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2011-12-02 20:59:41
How have I been working here since September without adding a Stack Overflow link to my shortcuts bar?
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2011-12-05 01:39:57
May have gone a little crazy with the sealer foam today.
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2011-12-05 13:23:44
Accident harford blocks north lanes at white #baltraffic
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2011-12-05 14:23:31
Nice thing about my EM100B is that I can tell at a glace if I've left any space heaters on right before I leave the house.
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2011-12-05 19:36:44
Apparently the only employee at @BaltimoreDPW who knows the water meter replacement plan is out for next three days. So helpful!
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2011-12-07 16:00:33
Where do Python developers who are also scanner radio enthusiasts hang out?
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2011-12-07 16:01:04
@genehack I have that. Did it with one $30 camera from Costco and a spare TV set.
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2011-12-07 16:36:34
There's no better surprise than surprise hazelnut coffee.
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2011-12-07 17:50:11
Received "final" HUD-1 for refinance from my lender today. I spotted 3 errors and omissions in cursory review. Sent it back.
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2011-12-07 20:08:44
Every ham radio operator that's ever put a bookmark in a intro to LAMP book thinks they're a web service architecture expert.
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2011-12-07 21:38:22
Got a revised HUD-1 from the title company. Looks great. Hello refinance, goodbye TEN YEARS of mortgage payments!
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2011-12-10 17:04:27
Nice summary by @tomloveland on working with NRAI all these years:
http://t.co/LgR50Fm7
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2011-12-12 11:51:02
Off the grid today from now until 6pm. Will get back to you then.
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2011-12-12 13:13:08
Feel'n in the spirit during the holiday season. #holidaysentiment
http://t.co/fnFBLtDk
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2011-12-12 14:50:26
TIL on an IPv6 capable web server, varchar(15) won't always cut it for storing IP info, and often fails silently.
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2011-12-12 17:47:39
Ham radio is everywhere you look these days:
http://t.co/oMmodcZC
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2011-12-13 20:01:08
Signed, sealed, refinanced:
http://t.co/icLivqaX
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2011-12-13 20:29:06
Best fake concept movie title ever: "Tetris 4: Fatal Blockage"
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2011-12-14 15:18:19
There's something very satisfying about seeing $0 next to your outstanding mortgage balance, even if it is only for a few days.
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2011-12-14 15:29:13
U.S. Mint suspending production of new dollar coins. Today is a sad day.
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2011-12-14 16:19:00
RT @torrez: My first thought, upon waking up to scores of new followers is, “oh please don’t let there be a new dreamy, teen singer name ...
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2011-12-14 19:08:55
Tracking down an odd property:
http://t.co/MtwlxGkL
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2011-12-15 15:06:08
Call @RepJonSarbanes at (202) 225-4016 and be clear on your opposition to ANY form of SOPA that comes out of committee.
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2011-12-15 15:07:36
11/16 reply from @RepJohnSarbanes office was like staffer didn't even read my email against SOPA. This will be an uphill battle.
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2011-12-15 17:34:25
RT @normative: Rep @JaredPolis, only guy in the room who has actually configured a nameserver, explains problems with #SOPA
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2011-12-15 17:38:15
How quaint that we celebrate Bill of Rights day with the Defense Authorization Act passed and SOPA in committee.
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2011-12-15 17:38:47
RT @RobinMcCauley: If you're murdered it will probably be by someone you know, like an ex-lover or your friend Murdery Joe.
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2011-12-16 15:17:42
@TomLoveland Is this from Robert Morris the senior or Robert T. Morris?
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2011-12-16 15:48:22
RT @edyong209: New on Nature Wants to Eat You: the house centipede. A centipede that sprints. At your FACE.
http://t.co/uS4mDqdI
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2011-12-16 15:52:14
Rocking out to Beardyman BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix. Highly recommend!
http://t.co/sxYnOqgy
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2011-12-16 16:03:59
Don't believe SOPA will endanger the freedom and robustness of the U.S. internet? Ask the guys who built it:
http://t.co/nC5vHFu5
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2011-12-20 00:55:39
Was in the same Towson Town Center lot as the shooting like half an hour before it happened. Scary stuff.
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2011-12-20 01:18:40
Listen to live scanner of Baltimore County Towson police precinct:
http://t.co/niBgx73R
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2011-12-20 21:10:05
My web experience got a WHOLE lot less creepy once I disabled third party cookies, and almost nothing important broke.
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2011-12-21 14:37:27
Pounding headache. Forgot breakfast, lunch, coffee, phone. Drove into a parking garage wall. Use caution on approach today.
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2011-12-21 15:09:51
I have no sympathy for landlords shocked to be paying back taxes for improperly claiming something called a "Homestead" credit.
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2011-12-21 19:18:13
Amused by the similarity of @EuroDiscovery and @Citizen_Corps logos.
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2011-12-22 16:47:45
Whoever owns/runs
http://t.co/LKaR9WWVhas won the internet this week.
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2011-12-22 18:11:26
RT @hover: Choose a registrar that supports the Open Internet. Use promo code "SOPA" at hover.com to save 10% on domain transfers.
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2011-12-22 18:40:04
John Boehner is so confident about his position on the payroll tax cut extension debacle that he orders CSPAN cameras cut off?
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2011-12-22 19:18:43
Note to self: buy floss to keep in desk at work.
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2011-12-26 16:12:38
My family may be planning a Skyrim intervention.
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2011-12-28 21:41:55
That's the first time I've had a AWS instance crash because a physical host failed. Oh, The Cloud.
http://t.co/h421dkFS
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2011-12-29 18:00:41
Headed back to the gym (next week):
http://t.co/00kT9RTx
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2011-12-29 19:41:38
Listening to the (unlaunched) county P25 system. Police scanners are boring without any police or firefighters on them.
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2011-12-30 15:01:03
Thanks to Mint for reminding me that I spend $132 every month just for FTTP and Wimax access to the Internet.
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2011-12-30 17:04:42
http://t.co/Ly3sCzf9:"Santorum surges from behind in Iowa"http://t.co/IQkpJiLr
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