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Tweets from 2012

January

2012-01-03 15:58:33

Launched my listener programmable Baltimore County radio scanner this weekend, check it out: http://t.co/tP5O85Yj

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2012-01-03 17:56:08

Bought my new Honda Civic in Feb. '02 with 16 miles. Today has 193,634 (about 19,525 per year) and still drives great.

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2012-01-03 19:30:17

@moomookittie You must be thinking of someone else, I'm a super conservative driver.

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2012-01-04 13:35:28

Today is a good day to bundle up. Sixteen degrees? My car took 6 tries to turn over this morning. Got to start parking downhill again.

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2012-01-04 15:38:13

@HamRail Just time for a new battery. Current one is so corroded I'm surprised any power moves at all.

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2012-01-04 20:47:25

Well on my way to one fewer Facebook friend every day in 2012.

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2012-01-04 22:08:08

First time to the Y since 1/1. Should be fun trying to find two empty machines side by side.

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2012-01-05 21:55:51

Bulletin from @CDCgov says that even if you change the needle on a insulin pen, it can still transmit disease between users.

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2012-01-05 22:06:09

@DreamHost Can't reach singapore server. Are you having issues?

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2012-01-06 19:23:38

I'm certain I'm not the only person my allergies are making miserable in the office today.

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2012-01-09 15:37:39

Okay, Skyrim is a great game but if I ever refer to another player as "my fellow Dragonborn" please kill me.

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2012-01-10 02:10:13

@AudibleNumbers It's a great game. If you're playing on 360 then I wouldn't worry about any patches. PS3, wait.

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2012-01-10 15:05:47

New grammar pet peeve: "Pair shaped." How does that even make sense?

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2012-01-10 20:20:29

Santorum later clarifies that the "black people" he wants to get off food stamps is actually just comedian Lewis Black.

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2012-01-11 14:44:44

RT @baltimoresun: Balto. Co. man charged with throwing dog about 50 feet from 23-foot-high balcony. http://t.co/8uAgrF9I

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2012-01-11 20:28:51

So lame: The FCC forced to rule on ham radio clubs hoarding multiple "desirable" vanity call signs. http://t.co/LwH6l5P2

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2012-01-12 14:12:08

I'm just going to leave this here: http://t.co/qM8GfYO4

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2012-01-12 14:30:04

RT @aisisteel: Our revamped #Steel Store is open for business - https://t.co/iuU1AkZd - featuring publications, merchandise from #AISI, ...

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2012-01-12 18:03:37

Figured out at the halfway point of my walk that it's far too warm outside to be wearing a jacket. Ugh.

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2012-01-13 18:05:35

Amazon Gold Box offer for 3pm is the "Bear Grylls ultimate survival pack" aka one warm gallon of really terrible lemonade.

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2012-01-17 14:30:01

My cats are confined to one room in the house today. You can watch them sleep. http://t.co/nrq4dRHg

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2012-01-17 15:00:43

@RepJohnSarbanes On 1/18 I will be replacing all my web sites for 24 hours with a link to your position on SOPA.

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2012-01-17 18:56:17

Current advice is to use HTTP 503 for blacked-out pages tomorrow.

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2012-01-18 14:30:12

All my sites are "censored" until 8PM. Tell @SenatorBarb, @SenatorCardin, and @RepJohnSarbanes that you noticed. #StopSopa

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2012-01-18 15:05:14

RT @potch: People say Wikipedia's blackout hurts lay people who don't know how to circumvent it- That sounds exactly like what SOPA and ...

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2012-01-18 15:27:40

If left for three months in direct sunlight, coffee beans will hatch into Columbian jumping spiders. #FactsWithoutWikipedia

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2012-01-18 15:32:52

To synchronize the leap year correctly, all atomic clocks slow time by 89.2% during February 29. #FactsWithoutWikipedia

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2012-01-18 15:33:54

RT @IMAO_: According to common law, if a pirate bites you, you become one. #FactsWithoutWikipedia

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2012-01-18 15:42:48

The red light from a computer mouse can only be created by passing white light through actual mouse blood. #FactsWithoutWikipedia

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2012-01-18 15:50:37

Gunpowder was manufactured using saltpeter until the mid 1990s, when Viagra was found to be more effective. #FactsWithoutWikipedia

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2012-01-18 17:14:49

It appears that http://t.co/PcbXi9D7 can't keep up with the web traffic today.

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2012-01-18 17:27:55

Imagine if this many people and organizations had come together in opposition of the PATRIOT Act and NDAA.

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2012-01-18 18:45:30

RT @MrWordsWorth: Reporting spam is as close as I will get to making a citizen's arrest.

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2012-01-18 19:01:08

Rep. Lamar Smith was not born, but emerged fully formed from the forehead of Walt Disney's cryogenic skull. #FactsWithoutWikipedia

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2012-01-18 21:52:42

RT @RepJohnSarbanes: My statement on #SOPA http://t.co/Lrp3ILQW

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2012-01-18 21:59:30

@holy_chao @bsarsgard But it was a "clever" comment

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2012-01-18 22:00:19

On a related point, if you're going to use the term Congressman for U.S. Representatives, you should use it for U.S. Senators too.

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2012-01-19 14:29:12

What's better than a great developer job in the Inner Harbor? One where you get to work with me! http://t.co/PI49aFBf

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2012-01-19 15:21:02

RT @JonRagel: The reason I know SOPA is bullshit = policy makers claim it helps me as an artist. Wanna help artists? Make health care af ...

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2012-01-19 17:41:35

@samanthasquared WHY WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

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2012-01-20 14:04:30

Harford Road may be 6 lanes wide, but both directions MUST yield right for emergency vehicles. Why do people forget this?

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2012-01-20 16:00:19

Every time an NPR commentator says "Santorum surge," an angel gets its wings.

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2012-01-20 18:24:23

Today I drew the line in the sand from sysadmin to full-on developer: The Cola Mail System to be decommissioned 6/20/12.

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2012-01-21 18:23:41

Baltimore City Police place a symbolic recreation center on a literal trash truck. Actions louder than words. http://t.co/6Hnhi37o

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2012-01-22 16:45:48

@EliW That's awesome. I already used my two Skyrim hours for the day.

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2012-01-22 17:11:23

PROTIP to Brady Campaign, if you buy a mailing list and I'm on it, you've bought a bad list.

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2012-01-23 15:36:45

Sen. Rand Paul being detained by TSA. Their security theater is something ALL our elected officials ought to go through quarterly.

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2012-01-23 15:46:48

RT @TSAgov: HAHA! We have capture @senrandpaul. For his release, we demand that @RepRonPaul publicly says, "Save the Fed!" #TSA

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2012-01-23 16:26:36

@wickedshimmy I would also accept before every vote.

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2012-01-23 17:07:40

RT @rtraister: Rand Paul refuses pat-down at Nashville airport on way to an anti-abortion rally in DC. Because keep your hands off his b ...

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2012-01-23 20:20:46

Why are the best Billy Cundiff jokes too rude for polite company?

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2012-01-24 14:54:58

There is something oddly relaxing about watching my cats sleep all day while I'm at work.

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2012-01-24 21:29:46

RT @9to5Life: I hate when people text me "what are you doing?" at 1:00 pm on a weekday.

Well I don't have your Art History degree, so p ...

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2012-01-26 16:27:31

According to @LinkedIn, 19% of my professional connections changed their job or title last year. Seems like a lot of churn.

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2012-01-26 16:45:07

@Twilio You've considered Stephanie Kwolek, right?

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2012-01-26 17:33:36

Above the Law blog says that DLA Piper Baltimore didn't have running water but everybody had to come to work. http://t.co/fJrvvBbm

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2012-01-30 16:04:25

@DreamHostCare Is singapore server down?

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2012-01-31 15:07:22

Glad I host my own photo gallery. Sounds like bad news at Flickr: http://t.co/pHXSiJyi

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2012-01-31 15:30:11

1/31/07 Never Forget: http://t.co/hgoPqel7

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2012-01-31 16:08:47

I wonder who lost money in an "inverse floating rate note" when I refinanced.

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2012-01-31 16:09:37

RT @baltimoresun: UPDATE: Man steals Balto. Co. officer's cruiser, fatally shot by police after pursuit into city. http://t.co/iyrmSVaP

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2012-01-31 18:49:44

A "no obligation" trial that auto-converts into paid membership has an implicit obligation of my time and effort to cancel.

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February

2012-02-01 15:10:59

Pfizer recalling ineffective birth control. I wonder how far their liability extends? College isn't cheap...

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2012-02-02 14:57:55

SGK cresting obsolescence. Looking forward to a long run of rogue "Planned Parenthood for the Cure" fundraisers.

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2012-02-02 19:01:40

@sycobuny Thanks, I especially like the quote: "Judges aren’t comfortable viewing life as a form of damage"

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2012-02-02 20:46:10

RT @Moltz: The next time your dentist asks why you don't floss, ask him why he's still using Windows XP.

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2012-02-03 19:15:46

DJ Devious Powermix Podcast no. 250 is rocking my day today.

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2012-02-03 19:16:52

@misterperturbed I imagine the soundtracks of our days are not all that different.

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2012-02-03 21:26:21

@magurski Just re-assign it back to the requester and ask them to keep you up to date on their progress.

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2012-02-04 20:36:21

Got pulled over this morning because the county officer ran my tags and no registration came back. MVA says they're fine.

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2012-02-05 23:46:36

RT @BenLikesMovies: I bet that safety botched up a lot of #SuperBowl pools.

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2012-02-06 15:08:00

Five thousand is the largest isogrammic number in the English language. The longest English isogram is subdermatoglyphic.

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2012-02-06 15:53:16

February is named after the purification ritual Februa held on the second full moon in the lunar Roman calendar. #factswithwikipedia

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2012-02-07 16:47:15

Can't wait for a candidate to endorse funding a Super PAC only to have the PAC turn and support one of their opponents.

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2012-02-07 20:34:19

Stop clubbing, baby seals!

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2012-02-10 14:48:09

RT @davorg: Note to recruiters. An ad looking for "PERL" developers will put off most Perl programmers. Hope this helps.

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2012-02-10 19:34:08

RT @hodgman: Why is mustache one eye proposing to the Utz girl? http://t.co/JSdLQdpx

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2012-02-10 20:24:56

Just realized my Apple TV hasn't been plugged in since Dec 3.

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2012-02-12 00:19:44

Lots of packet loss today on FIOS, wonder if it's the wind affecting the transmission lines or something more esoteric.

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2012-02-13 15:16:18

Coffee-flavored yogurt is disappointingly gross.

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2012-02-13 17:08:13

@jipis6 I was hoping to have it done over the weekend but couldn't find the time. I'll hand-program the changes tonight.

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2012-02-15 18:50:07

TIL that Control-Shift-F in VS2010 does the exact same thing as grep -r in Cygwin. Thanks @BrianELangston!

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2012-02-17 20:07:39

Baltimore County online scanner radio is back up with major police and fire channels on the new P25 system: http://t.co/tP5O85Yj

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2012-02-21 16:38:59

At jury duty. Two things keeping me sane. http://t.co/8jykCsHx

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2012-02-29 14:34:25

Remember, if it happens on Leap Day it doesn't count.

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2012-02-29 15:07:37

The Windows 8 Consumer Preview requires 20 GB of disk space for a stock 64 bit install. That's crazy!

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2012-02-29 15:21:13

Apparently any sort of precipitation outside will cause me to quietly whistle "Winter Wonderland" all day long.

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2012-02-29 16:20:44

@eleikus Better sooner than later, although I'm sure that's no consolation.

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March

2012-03-01 19:05:24

Using jQuery to update the st_url attribute of the sharethis chicklet button? http://t.co/2tobz7nU

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2012-03-01 19:09:55

AISI Steel Pole Training in Trenton, GA http://t.co/iRqvsu1a

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2012-03-01 20:56:47

RT @daveweigel: DEVELOPING: Sheriff Joe Arpaio's investigative team determines that the president is a black guy

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2012-03-02 16:41:09

I think I might finally be over the virus that's been pestering me all week.

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2012-03-02 16:54:46

It's been months since I had to block a new Facebook app, since my friends are well-behaved and my block list is hundreds long.

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2012-03-02 22:19:42

Conway st east blocked between 395 and convention center for accident #baltraffic

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2012-03-02 22:28:22

Bad crash http://t.co/FD1c9gSe

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2012-03-05 14:38:54

There's nothing quite like starting the week with a freshly rebooted workstation.

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2012-03-05 17:28:00

Maryland handgun permit law found unconstitutional http://t.co/sfsglt96

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2012-03-06 19:50:06

RT @badbanana: Weird to think we're just fifteen years away from Snooki being a grandmother.

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2012-03-06 19:52:22

I can see 3 U.S. flags from my office window. Wonder how long it will be until they are lowered to half staff as per Protocol.

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2012-03-06 20:00:55

@hackedtobits Rep. Donald Payne of NJ, first black congressman in the state.

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2012-03-06 22:26:49

Today I know more about steel bridge construction than I ever needed to, but probably only half of what I'll know by Friday.

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2012-03-07 00:32:08

At the Parkville Main Street meeting talking about strengths of the Harford Road corridor.

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2012-03-07 00:50:56

@drxlr @cwalbert It is still on. Come out before 9.

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2012-03-07 00:51:03

RT @cwalbert: @vees Those strengths will soon include being home to @drxlr headquarters. Harford Rd is the place to be.

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2012-03-07 01:03:17

Listen closely and you can hear the ageism and classism between the lines here. Fear of anybody under 15 or that rides MTA bus.

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2012-03-07 01:05:58

And by classism I am using the polite word.

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2012-03-07 01:12:24

This facilitator has the patience of a saint. Lots of axes being ground tonight, amidst bright and positive voices.

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2012-03-07 16:43:44

I may have single-handedly moved Skrillex and LMFAO to the top five listened-to tracks on the @EuroDiscovery website.

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2012-03-11 03:28:45

Watching "Tiny Furniture" on Netflix. I like the movie and actors but hate everything about nearly every character in it.

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2012-03-11 13:26:17

When we watch Shark Week episodes with the cats, I worry that they are quietly learning.

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2012-03-12 18:13:11

Daylight savings time is a nightmare for people like me who are compulsive about accurate clocks.

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2012-03-13 14:09:14

RT @BaltimoreBrew: What caused a MTA user to stop riding the bus? She tells the story of a supporter spurned. http://t.co/Bxrk5mod

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2012-03-14 14:39:54

@kendallmiller I can't tell you how much I miss Gibraltar Analyst right now.

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2012-03-14 15:28:45

@kendallmiller Not in the short term (this bug) at least.

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2012-03-14 16:51:06

Wow, I'm up to 509 professional connections on @LinkedIn. I'm sure my trophy is in the mail.

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2012-03-15 13:34:26

RT @DCRTV: WMAL's Chris Plante just called RFK assassin Sirhan Sirhan a "friend of Obama." Huh? Obama was 5 or 6 in 1968. Plante is nutj ...

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2012-03-15 15:07:01

Heard on scanner: vehicle fire on 695 at Stevenson, truck transporting hay. #baltfire #baltraffic http://t.co/tP5O85Yj

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2012-03-15 19:22:21

Rick Santorum proposes ban on porn, a purported $13 billion/year industry in U.S. Hint: It's not 13 voters paying $1 billion each.

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2012-03-15 19:38:01

It's Space Bat's 3 year anniversary today! http://t.co/s28YRRWr

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2012-03-16 15:07:49

Saw a city police sergeant on foot patrol at Northern and Harford walk up to a car to write the driver a ticket for no seat belt.

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2012-03-16 18:54:43

Out with @EuroDiscovery for March Madness! http://t.co/IFBHEx3W

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2012-03-18 14:57:40

@SilestoneUSA Your SSL certificate on http://t.co/8UfooIrx is expired. You should look into this.

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2012-03-18 14:58:37

@SilestoneUSA Also emails to domains@entogy.com via http://t.co/TqK7qTWy are bouncing.

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2012-03-19 13:04:10

Locked myself out of my work email on Friday evening. Now my morning routine is destroyed.

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2012-03-19 20:37:24

I was sure I had a desk under here somewhere. http://t.co/uk5GicUy

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2012-03-20 00:37:35

@d9jms No, but it's probably worth doing eventually.

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2012-03-20 00:55:06

It's a sign of the times that so many political cartoons feature a drawing of the collective uterus of U.S. women.

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2012-03-20 01:53:06

Just opened a bulk mail from @HumanaMilitary that begins "As a veteran, you have unique needs." Mailing list mix up, I guess.

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2012-03-20 17:14:38

My eBay account is older than some of my wife's high school students.

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2012-03-20 17:42:10

Specification document I'm writing peaked at 42 pages yesterday, now slowly shrinking as I uncover and link common abstractions.

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2012-03-20 17:56:05

Soon bouncers will be able to detect fake IDs by asking the holder how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were formed.

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2012-03-20 19:15:45

RT @heroku: Investigating Boston API Jam fiasco. Our sponsorships are handled by women and we do take this issue seriously.

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2012-03-20 20:28:47

My net worth in real dollars and Skyrim Septims are just about equal. I'm divided on whether or not this is a good thing.

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2012-03-21 20:52:36

@jessamyn I get an airbag warning with my bag on the passenger seat because it apparently weighs the same as a baby and car-seat.

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2012-03-21 21:33:12

There aren't many things in life better than a pack of fresh Oreos.

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2012-03-22 16:01:39

Talked about my career as a computer programmer at @KIPPBaltimore today to the best behaved grade school students I've ever met.

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2012-03-22 16:51:51

Commandeering a clean and empty guest office to do some creative writing on my lunch break. http://t.co/VJn5UpOc

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2012-03-22 18:16:15

Could our next generation of software developers be the kids I visited at @KIPPBaltimore this morning? http://t.co/w3semtYb

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2012-03-22 19:51:53

Now my Facebook sidebar is filled with ads for private schools. Awesome.

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2012-03-23 15:27:53

Plan for tomorrow, but live in today.

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2012-03-25 13:59:29

@bmoreslumwatch I'm in marketing so online ads are useful data AND pay my mortgage. Feels wrong to use ad block software.

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2012-03-29 20:32:55

RT @jasonmauer: @shanselman one day I left an Android tablet in the back of my car, doors unlocked. when I came back there were two Andr ...

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2012-03-30 01:08:37

The new Giant at Harford and Taylor is awesome. A real improvement over all the supermarkets that preceded it.

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2012-03-30 13:22:29

From my office window it looks like the Trooper helicopter is doing laps around the city.

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2012-03-30 14:00:46

@benkutil Which Giant are you at?

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2012-03-30 14:01:26

@benkutil Oh nice, there's a new one at Taylor and Harford that opens officially today but we walked through last night.

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2012-03-30 14:10:00

This #followfriday I recommend my employer @EuroDiscovery, as they've been shamelessly plugging my latest blog post all week.

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2012-03-30 14:33:29

Greater Baltimore Hamboree & Computerfest is Sat. 3/31 at Maryland State Fairgrounds from 7-3pm. Tickets $9. http://t.co/RyRVIaVK

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2012-03-30 15:55:33

RT @BaltimoreBrew: Tribute to Trayvon. Street art by "Nether" on abandoned bldg in East Baltimore. http://t.co/bw29OBZi

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2012-03-30 18:29:25

[Those with] knowledge of the situation say they are “seeing signs of the breach mushroom.” OH GOD BREACH MUSHROOM RUN!

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April

2012-04-02 11:50:40

Staycation day 1: Awake reading in bed at 6:15 am, now brewing coffee, checking email and watching Caitlin sleep on the couch.

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2012-04-02 13:47:26

Making list of everything I need to do this week from 8-5, like transferring all of my old 401(k) accounts to a new IRA. Fun!

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2012-04-02 15:58:25

@Oryx_Gazella We're married. I'm allowed.

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2012-04-02 15:58:38

RT @EuroDiscovery: Check out the @EuroDiscovery blog post from this week! @Vees attended the KIPP Baltimore Harmony Academy Career Day h ...

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2012-04-02 16:03:50

RT @NOAAComms: Select #NOAA Nat. Weather Service offices to begin testing Tornado Warnings that feature impact-based descriptions http:/ ...

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2012-04-02 16:23:04

Congrats! RT @hackedtobits: I'm officially a Ham (amateur radio operator): KB3YLE!

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2012-04-03 00:05:36

Got paint samples of possible colors for the kitchen remodel. Painted wall with one, found it exactly matches current paint.

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2012-04-03 00:28:14

My first and only .edu account has finally been deactivated after nearly 15 years.

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2012-04-03 14:24:23

As usual, free guest wireless is worth the money I paid for it. Port 993 is a perfectly legitimate SSL protocol!

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2012-04-04 12:44:59

My vacation days seem to begin much earlier than my working days.

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2012-04-04 21:41:58

My 11 year old car gets an average of 745,920 rods per hogshead with highway driving.

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2012-04-05 15:21:25

RT @Juliemore: Reporters often wonder if govt officials try to keep the full story from getting out. Sometimes we get proof. http://t.c ...

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2012-04-09 14:20:10

When "Publish Site" (10 minute process) is next to "Publish Item" (3 seconds), please provide an "Are you sure?" dialog for me.

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2012-04-10 21:04:40

News helicopter hovering over central/north Baltimore for no apparent reason. B-roll or something more interesting?

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2012-04-11 00:32:04

@ElizabethErika I found one of your dollar bills today, over three years and 250 miles later.

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2012-04-11 01:00:51

@MarisaBeauduy What are you trying to learn from Google?

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2012-04-11 13:23:28

This morning I added four new photos to our faces wall at @EuroDiscovery.

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2012-04-11 18:47:27

Why won't my System.Collections.Specialized.OrderedDictionary downcast to IDictionary<string,string>?

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2012-04-13 14:11:04

How is it that I either don't have a pen in my bag, or I have seven?

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2012-04-13 14:49:26

RT @SimulSola: Apparently this is what all those “Jersey Strong” bumper stickers I see mean: http://t.co/fGtPkgaH #booker

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2012-04-13 18:23:39

Clean desk! So refreshing to deep clean my cube once a quarter. http://t.co/oKUfMoYy

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2012-04-13 19:22:25

Google needs to add a disclaimer to all rare disease name searches that just says "You probably don't have this."

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2012-04-16 14:17:20

@moomookittie You have a better student to computer ratio than most public schools can claim on their best days.

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2012-04-16 17:38:42

In the last month I've used a third of the natural gas that I used the same period last year. Thanks, weather!

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2012-04-16 17:47:16

Easiest way to transfer digital bits representing money between my banks is a paper check that takes 4 business days. THE FUTURE!

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2012-04-16 21:48:56

The problem with deep cleaning my desk is being disgusted by how much dust falls back on it over the course of a single weekend.

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2012-04-17 15:38:31

RT @busse: Take this business idea: Make a Facebook app that connects adoptable dogs to people who actually /want/ to adopt, clearing ou ...

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2012-04-17 15:56:08

Eight iPhone owners at the lunch table and somehow I'm "the guy with the calculator" when the bill comes.

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2012-04-18 13:47:21

Nice to know that I shook hands with one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people in the world.

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2012-04-18 13:49:24

@moomookittie Dr. Hrabowski, the president of UMBC.

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2012-04-18 20:07:35

Can't help but wonder if 2:18 in Lines of Wax by Flux Pavilion is an InfoSoc tribute.

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2012-04-19 18:26:48

I'm reading Dependency Injection by Mark Seemann. Hur hur.

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2012-04-20 16:37:10

@gbtc @laudeomedia I wish I could watch #bmorefail on my Ubuntu laptop, but it keeps saying "nice mobile device" and kicking me off. #fail

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2012-04-20 16:54:06

World's smallest violin: http://t.co/oIWwabCU

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2012-04-20 17:30:09

RT @laudeomedia: @vees detect problem for webcast fixed. Tested on Fedora 16 and Firefox - of course, it was one missing line of code. ...

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2012-04-20 17:44:39

@laudeomedia Thanks, super fast turn around! Looks great.

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2012-04-20 19:09:50

Reading all the thinly veiled racist comments on @PerryHallPatch Facebook page make Parkville seem downright colorblind.

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2012-04-20 19:11:12

@TomLoveland Sorry I missed your Fail-off. I was stuck in a meeting.

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2012-04-20 19:14:03

@TomLoveland Between you and Dr. Hrabowski I have the whole hand-shaking success spectrum covered.

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2012-04-20 19:52:55

The case to revert to a previous code revision in Subversion happens so infrequently I always forget how to do it correctly.

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2012-04-21 15:42:54

If you take nothing else from your middle school education, at least remember that pineapples don’t have sleeves.

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2012-04-22 01:36:36

Overdid it on yard work and my back hurts like hell, just like last time. Welcome to the rest of my life, I guess.

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2012-04-22 02:27:13

@elvestinkle Be sure to give me a two day warning you old geezer.

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2012-04-22 02:33:29

@elvestinkle Be sure to pick one that matches my monocle and smoking jacket.

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2012-04-22 14:16:13

Cooking breakfast in the ancient oven set off CO detector for the first time at 400 ppm. Glad we're getting new kitchen in May!

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2012-04-22 19:17:35

Playing "follow the money" with this WellCardRx packet Caitlin's doctor gave her. I can't figure out who pays for the discounts.

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2012-04-22 19:24:00

@ralban Ah, you think they're just providing a differential co-pay for the more expensive formularies? That makes a lot of sense.

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2012-04-23 13:25:13

RT @reasonable_hank: Can @pzmyers help? @AmericanAir Surely You Can’t Be Serious: American Airlines to air AVN propaganda #StopAVN #hea ...

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2012-04-23 15:36:16

Last six months: Skyrim. Next six months: Fez.

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2012-04-23 18:50:27

TIL that "Everyday Carry" means packing paracord, Mg strike, drop-point knife, compass and rations for a walk to the supermarket.

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2012-04-23 19:35:07

Blogger Bob will once again explain to us how TSA agents terrorizing and feeling up four year olds at ICT keeps us all safer.

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2012-04-23 20:24:54

Locked in version 2.0 of this system requirements at 45 pages and 12,304 words. Now to alpha launch in four weeks.

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2012-04-23 20:44:31

Up to today I never received email from a @MailChimp user that I didn't sign up for somehow. Today I received two. Bad trend.

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2012-04-23 22:49:04

@MailChimp Thanks for your reply. I report each UCE as I receive it.

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2012-04-24 13:18:20

Can't count the number of times my Kindle rebooted itself last night. Finally removed all old files and did a hard reset to fix.

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2012-04-24 14:06:10

Only took American Home Mortgage four months to send me my escrow balance. Way to go, slackers.

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2012-04-24 15:37:52

Last night I couldn't read before bed because my book kept rebooting. THE FUTURE!

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2012-04-24 16:46:41

@sanssidhe It's the first major problem I've had with it in 18 months of nearly continuous use and transport, so I'd still recommend it.

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2012-04-24 18:03:25

@TubaticPrime The rotating perspective animation means Bethesda's subliminal messaging routine has kicked in.

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2012-04-24 20:52:09

Just another day at the @EuroDiscovery office. http://t.co/EZH51uRv

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2012-04-24 22:22:54

@sanssidhe I have what they're now calling the Kindle Keyboard.

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2012-04-24 23:45:14

Many people run an open wifi point because they're ignorant about network security. I run one because I'm not.

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2012-04-25 14:54:26

Still shocked by the number of "bad retail customer" stories that end with "and then we had to call Child Protective Services."

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2012-04-26 20:52:28

RT @canweriotnow: Let us now offer sacrifice to malloc, dark lord of memory.

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2012-04-29 14:19:47

"I told [the cat] not to do that but she didn't listen because she doesn't understand words."

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2012-04-30 13:30:35

RT @justin_fenton: 3 messages frm ppl who say woman who died at Paradox overdosed,was dragged outside by staff.4th says rave culture is ...

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2012-04-30 15:42:30

Tracey v. Solesky just turned a pit bull into the underwriting equivalent of an unfenced swimming pool with legs.

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2012-04-30 16:02:37

I haven't noticed the 12:01 lunch surfing lag in years. Today it seems to be in full force.

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2012-04-30 21:11:25

@dj_kittycat Let us know when you get those passwords extracted.

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2012-04-30 22:10:00

@elvestinkle @dj_kittycat Google Rubber-hose cryptography.

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May

2012-05-01 15:19:04

My body is currently powered by 0% sleep and 100% caffeine. I'm like a vibrating zombie.

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2012-05-01 15:49:17

The plus side of my recent fits of insomnia is that I may meet my challenge of reading 35 books in 2012 by early June.

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2012-05-03 13:51:55

All it takes is reading the word "Misirlou" for that damned song to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

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2012-05-03 14:06:01

Telling me that Google Plus added a cover photo is like telling me the Sears Catalog switched to soy ink. Don't care, never will.

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2012-05-04 15:37:42

RT @baltimoresun: VIDEO: 'Tell me you got that' - Spitting woman interrupts Chicago TV crew, McDaniel alum. http://t.co/2t47EyPb

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2012-05-04 18:27:15

Trying out Sennheiser headphones with a USB DAC amplifier. Music sounds great. Not sure if it's better or its a placebo effect.

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2012-05-07 15:48:34

All my pants are shrinking in the dryer. It's the only explanation.

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2012-05-07 16:54:14

Magic of home renovation: I scribble a large number and signature on a 6x2" sheet of paper, and in 30 days a new kitchen appears.

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2012-05-07 17:50:34

Using about 1GB of my 5GB/mo @Sprint data plan, go to downgrade and available choices are 6GB and 12GB/mo. Not helpful.

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2012-05-07 17:52:18

I would switch to @TingFTW in a heartbeat if I could bring over my Sierra Wireless Overdrive hotspot. Sad I can't.

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2012-05-07 19:10:45

Woman complains when campground doesn't refund her deposit when her son gets sick before the trip. Duh? http://t.co/gIuBmebn

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2012-05-07 19:12:59

@newmediajim What is that thing?

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2012-05-07 19:17:56

@elvestinkle Yeah, so do I. Just goes to demonstrate the egocentric bias of online reviews.

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2012-05-07 20:19:52

@moomookittie I've got Skype on my iPod, that would probably work.

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2012-05-08 16:07:57

@DropboxOps Why is is my Dropbox client communicating so much with my co-workers when nothing in our shared folder has changed?

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2012-05-09 12:34:34

The home remodeling magic is a lot louder when I'm working from home.

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2012-05-09 13:53:52

Cats: "What does telecommute mean? Is that Latin for pet us all day?" http://t.co/UuBWCdwF

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2012-05-09 16:34:53

Getting just a little high off of the plumbing epoxy permeating my office. Somehow my coding skills are improving.

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2012-05-09 17:42:06

RT @denisleary: "Racism isn't born, folks. It's taught. I have a 2 yr old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list." - Me, 1992. True ...

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2012-05-09 20:26:42

The telco run to the new kitchen will be CAT5 to an RJ-45 wall outlet. Future proof!

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2012-05-10 01:31:38

Had some unplanned downtime for the last two days, but the Baltimore County Scanner Radio is back online: http://t.co/tP5O85Yj

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2012-05-10 18:53:57

Can we just legalize gay marriage already so people will stop posting lame image macros to Facebook about legalizing gay marriage?

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2012-05-10 18:58:35

@SophieBegonia Picture of President Obama + Impact Font = MAKING A DIFFERENCE HERE PEOPLE.

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2012-05-11 18:51:00

D-RATS you are disappoint. So much potential, so few active participants.

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2012-05-15 01:54:52

Before all work in the basement, Caitlin and I review Spider Protocol: I must immediately and silently remove any spiders that fall on her.

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2012-05-15 17:28:24

Things I love about Google Maps: If you're not signed in and get directions from Canada to the US, the distance is in kilometers.

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2012-05-15 20:30:31

Two reasonably convincing LinkedIn phishing emails in my inbox today. I will miss you, gullible former colleagues.

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2012-05-16 15:01:56

RT @CarlosMiller: U.S. Department of Justice Slaps Baltimore Police Over Right to Record Issue http://t.co/aVT3Zy2t via @pixiqphoto

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2012-05-16 15:21:02

Left my earbud headphones at home. The day is ruined.

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2012-05-16 16:15:16

Tank endorsement on NJ driver licenses is for "vehicles that transport liquids or gas in bulk." Less cool than I always imagined.

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2012-05-16 19:26:45

RT @avtark: We found John Waters hitchhiking on the side of the 70 fwy, he bought us lunch. What a guy! @herewegomagic @turnerjen http:/ ...

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2012-05-17 21:27:47

RT @Reporterroblang: Mayor responds to Del. Pat McDonough's "Black Youth Mobs" Remarks http://t.co/CeCzh09V

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2012-05-17 22:06:05

Found this handy map of dangerous areas tourists should avoid in the Baltimore area: http://t.co/tTozb0wJ

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2012-05-18 13:29:16

I'm obsessed with the concept of tiny cows. Like four inches high. They don't exist, but I've been talking about them for a week.

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2012-05-18 13:47:57

Today I started to refer to my car as a "beater." I think it's because the odometer crossed 195,000 miles last night.

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2012-05-18 17:41:07

Added tint film to my cube windows today. Does an amazing job of cutting down on sun glare. http://t.co/5uyvaQSu

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2012-05-18 17:48:26

@moomookittie Sure you can, so long as you pay all the taxes on it.

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2012-05-20 15:26:00

Back on the bikes today! Caitlin and I just finished about 5 miles on the NCR. A good soft start for us.

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2012-05-21 01:38:55

Anyone else have really loud cicadas in their yard tonight?

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2012-05-21 13:42:34

Used to be a weekend over-exerting myself in the sun left me tanned and limber. Now it leaves me in bed feeling like crap all over.

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2012-05-21 18:46:57

Every few weeks Jerry's Toyota on Belair Road reinforces why I should have never set foot in that shop in the first place.

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2012-05-21 20:04:35

Remember last year when the world was going to end? Happy apocolypsiversary.

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2012-05-25 15:11:55

Even though I know it's a 1% chance every time, it always freaks me out when a huge column of prices adds up to an even dollar.

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2012-05-25 15:12:53

@subelsky PKI

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2012-05-25 17:19:32

In 130 minutes, I'm going to be in my backyard hammock with a lemonade.

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2012-05-25 18:37:48

In spite of all the useful tricks @kendallmiller taught me, debugging Windows Services still sucks.

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2012-05-27 15:14:18

A 3.8 mile bike ride around hilly Parkville is a lot more work than 5 miles on the straight and flat NCR.

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2012-05-27 22:45:46

Ad hoc four sensor temperature and electricity use monitoring center. http://t.co/xzQpGz1p

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2012-05-29 01:44:42

Counted five clocks in our new kitchen. [Insert misogynist joke here.]

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2012-05-29 13:29:00

I think I might get overly attached to IP addresses. I'll miss you 10.160.40.201.

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2012-05-30 03:14:19

The phrase "begs the question" is used incorrectly so often that correct usage often sends my brain down the garden path.

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2012-05-30 13:58:12

Interesting looking non-Foxtrot helicopter just landed on city police HQ. Wonder who's visiting?

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2012-05-30 14:13:02

CNN: No verdict in John Edwards case. General public: "John who?"

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2012-05-30 15:00:12

How did naming an assembly namespace "lib" ever become an acceptable practice? As a descriptor, it's as useful as "stuff".

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2012-05-31 02:15:38

@tadmaster I had forgot about that guy too. Don't watch much tv except the one playing CNN in the break room at work.

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June

2012-06-01 14:34:18

@samanthasquared To prevent fraudulent changes.

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2012-06-01 18:39:14

RT @FauxJohnMadden: BREAKING WEATHER: Washington DC area under Tornado Watch; seek shelter at Redskins facilities where touchdowns rare ...

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2012-06-01 18:49:59

Tornado watch in effect, warnings to the west already. An interesting night to listen in on Baltimore County: http://t.co/tP5JAvXp

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2012-06-01 19:33:10

I assume anyone not tweeting about a tornado has lost power.

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2012-06-01 23:29:34

County dispatch just called out the tornado warning for Baltimore as an alert.

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2012-06-01 23:40:23

Lots of water rescues going on, trees and branches falling into the roadway. Don't envy police/fire tonight: http://t.co/tP5JAvXp

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2012-06-02 18:07:56

Welcome summer! http://t.co/A4ihjBDL

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2012-06-04 18:30:35

My package is being delivered by LaserShip. Sadly it's not an awesome space vehicle, just a mostly reviled courier company.

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2012-06-05 13:55:29

Why is XDT so easy for web.config files and so difficult for app.config? They're both XML. They're both transforms.

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2012-06-05 21:15:46

Will LaserShip deliver my package (LL13118796) of binoculars from Amazon on time for my sister's graduation? Stay tuned!

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2012-06-06 17:39:08

I understand why work might want to block Spotify, but how we were told seems just a little rude. http://t.co/unlVN2PA

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2012-06-08 22:36:19

Never do a system update on the road. A tiny change to some browser library killed my local 1Password Anywhere access.

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2012-06-09 14:25:50

I'm happy this hotel provides free wired Internet, but a 450 ms ping time to my house over 100baseT? Is this 1998?

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2012-06-09 14:38:53

Hotel network is running on a hub. Or so says wireshark. Difference between '98 and '12 is 95% of traffic today is SSL.

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2012-06-09 22:16:40

Unscientific survey: Nearly every motorcyclist I've seen in Chicago isn't wearing a helmet. Nearly every bicyclist is.

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2012-06-09 22:18:18

@1Password I resolved it with a loopback Python web server but it's a sub optimal solution. Better way to fix?

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2012-06-09 22:19:02

@LaserShip Package was delivered on time with no issues. Thank you for paying attention.

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2012-06-10 02:13:56

@1Password Thanks, I run 'python -m SimpleHTTPServer' in the 1Password.agilekeychain directory and load via localhost:8000. Works great.

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2012-06-12 15:05:48

Dear 15 year old me: Yes, you are still using that TI-85 every day 17 years later. http://t.co/hIcPV0T8

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2012-06-14 16:51:06

Watching the Blue Angels from my windows. Why didn't I bring my scanner in today?

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2012-06-20 18:27:41

Dirt Under The Rug http://t.co/89gZzqb1

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2012-06-21 15:16:33

http://t.co/Pdrmh6VO #barzuski

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2012-06-21 15:20:22

Upgraded to 12.04 and now synergy core dumps every time I press a meta key combo. Related: where are those core files going?

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2012-06-21 18:24:53

The 12.04/Synergy bug is already identified with a fix posted in the comments: https://t.co/raOrNFKR

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2012-06-21 19:01:56

@CaseySoftware Only if it's open bar and I can get really plastered before I write any code.

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2012-06-26 15:30:19

SSSBA launches eSPAN140, a web-based design tool providing custom steel solutions for bridges up to 140 feet: http://t.co/4nsMcwpn

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2012-06-26 19:17:47

We went camping this weekend with 3 couples. Sunday night, passed a bottle of Tums around the fire. Everyone took one. We're old.

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2012-06-27 20:02:25

The @city_paper picked up @davetroy's social map of Baltimore. Major labeled group: "Mind Over Machines/System Source". Nailed it.

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2012-06-28 18:16:40

It only took me nine months here to discover all the features of my desk chair.

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2012-06-28 18:26:00

@NorthBmorePatch s/boos/boost/

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2012-06-28 18:45:58

Installing SSMS for SQL Server 2008 only takes 17 steps and always taking the opposite of the most intuitive path.

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2012-06-28 19:49:00

In re Stolen Valor Act, I agree that lying shouldn't be criminalized, but society needs to re-stigmatize it.

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2012-06-28 19:51:19

RT @BadAstronomer: Hey, spammers using the #FlagstaffFire hashtag to promote your swill: DiaF. #apropos

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2012-06-30 16:56:42

YOUR PHOTOS: Friday Storm Damage In Parkville Overlea - Parkville-Overlea, MD Patch http://t.co/3VdJ2PYC

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July

2012-07-02 14:53:45

Finally lost power last night in round 2 (of 3) of storms that have been sodomizing MD/DC/VA area. Predicted high "only" 90 F.

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2012-07-02 14:55:13

Recommended follow: https://t.co/PRROpVoq

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2012-07-02 15:55:26

@jongaynor How are you tweeting?

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2012-07-03 15:42:12

RT @kerr_alexandra: A fox, a kitten and a dog. I REPEAT: A FOX, A KITTEN AND A DOG. Snuggled together. Shut down the internet. http://t. ...

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2012-07-03 16:02:07

RT @davedash: AWS writeup of what happened this weekend: http://t.co/jXDMBKfD

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2012-07-03 16:22:31

RT @BACOemergency: NWS: Severe t-storms possible tonight, tomorrow. Intense heat w/ indices above 100 degrees thru Sat. http://t.co/Osbq ...

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2012-07-03 17:12:44

@elvestinkle ProxCard?

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2012-07-03 18:52:48

RT @whfesq: It's HOT when you realize the guy behind you isn't readjusting his rearview - he's trying to reattach it to the windshield. ...

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2012-07-03 20:02:01

@wbaltv11 Why is your helicopter circling @HarfordPark right now?

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2012-07-03 23:17:49

The only upside to tonight's band of thunderstorms is that very few of the weak trees are still standing for it.

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2012-07-05 16:32:07

Hey @ComcastCares your $5 change fee to remove services is a terrible idea. No better way to engender customer distaste.

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2012-07-05 16:51:24

Seems @radioreference lost its last Baltimore County scanner feed recently. Explains why my traffic went up. http://t.co/tP5JAvXp

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2012-07-11 20:22:58

Require the Transportation Security Administration to Follow the Law! http://t.co/AGB0Cdv8

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2012-07-16 03:07:55

Good to be home. Glad we came back on a Saturday to get a huge load of chores done.

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2012-07-16 15:07:21

Even with the outages and spending our time in the basement with the A/C at 85 we still ran up a $244.47 BGE bill last month.

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2012-07-16 22:14:20

Stranded downtown. All exits to my Pratt Street parking garage are gridlocked.

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2012-07-16 22:24:32

The TV news helicopters are a good sign there's still plenty of gridlocky b-roll goodness to film out there.

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2012-07-16 22:34:26

@tadmaster I can see the water on the road from my office. It's that or liquid hate, from the looks of the drivers.

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2012-07-17 14:51:04

Too much going on at one time this week.

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2012-07-17 15:36:48

RT @MDMEMA: Your body needs water to keep cool. Drink plenty of fluids even if you don't feel thirsty.

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2012-07-18 13:59:07

RT @MDMEMA: Walking your dog today? Asphalt becomes very hot & can burn tender foot pads. Keep fresh water handy & ensure that s ...

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2012-07-18 15:34:56

RT @redemmas: Are you interested in the intersections of radical politics and information technology? New #radical #tech meetup! http:// ...

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2012-07-18 16:53:06

RT @davewiner: Romney doesn't want to release his tax returns apparently because the President wasn't born in the US, in his opinion.

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2012-07-18 18:49:36

@bsarsgard Or perhaps a tasty e-Carrot?

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2012-07-19 15:00:23

At home, I'm VPN'd into work. At work, I'm VPN'd into home. My commute basically just changes the view out my window.

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2012-07-19 15:13:57

Fancy blue and white helicopter with UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and 96556 tail just dropped someone off at @BaltimorePolice HQ.

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2012-07-19 15:23:36

Most spam no longer offering to increase penis size, instead touting payouts for vaginal injuries.

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2012-07-19 15:48:39

@bmoreconnected Isn't that always the trouble with mundane explanations for infrequent events?

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2012-07-19 15:49:51

RT @BaltimorePolice: @vees its nothing serious, we have a partnership with the US Military to use HQ as a landing site.

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2012-07-19 16:03:58

@BaltimorePolice Thanks for the info. Watching the helicopters come in and out all day never gets boring.

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2012-07-19 16:26:36

@Joab_Jackson The Unity desktop is slowly growing on me, but I feel very alone in that stance.

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2012-07-19 20:42:05

I can't understand why an EC2 instance can't have more than one IP address. Seems like a basic feature.

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2012-07-19 21:30:42

RT @BaltoBeerBaron: Crossroads Station, 291 S Pulaski St, possession of alcohol not purchased from wholesaler, untaxed cigarettes, guilt ...

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2012-07-20 15:36:24

RT @engadget: Lenovo CEO spreads the wealth, distributes his $3 million bonus to lower level employees - http://t.co/ybUbjbxH

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2012-07-20 15:36:29

RT @cullenstalin: This is moronic RT @baltimoresun After Colorado theater shooting, Baltimore police to increase patrols around theaters ...

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2012-07-20 15:57:43

@canweriotnow Naughty, naughty API.

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2012-07-20 16:04:59

@canweriotnow I only go raw XML. You can hardly feel the interface otherwise.

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2012-07-20 16:11:10

Dear every mall ninja on the internet: Please stop saying that CCW could have prevented or de-escalated last night's incident.

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2012-07-20 18:12:05

RT @bpsears: Balt Co Police will increase patrols around malls/theaters to ease public fear but no officers @ theaters http://t.co/8AsOU ...

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2012-07-20 18:45:07

@DanRodricks I wonder if this factors in when an officer reduces the vehicle speed on the ticket as a courtesy.

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2012-07-20 19:06:01

CCW is great but against a sociopath in Kevlar with a rifle you don't return pistol fire. You get low, get cover, and get OUT!

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2012-07-20 20:02:54

RT @ToddEberly: @AnnieLinskey No legislator wants to be upstaged by the voters. The referendum's days are numbered in MD. There can be n ...

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2012-07-20 20:08:44

RT @BaltimoreBrew: EWOs: #Baltimore Estimates, @MayorSRB award Extra Wk Order for harbor dredging at >double original unit price. ht ...

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2012-07-20 20:14:16

RT @TheOnion: Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out http://t.co/xm8JA6TM

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2012-07-20 21:11:20

RT @davewiner: Bicyclists Using Cameras to Capture Accidents. http://t.co/PowVOR3c

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2012-07-20 21:12:03

First world problems: I want to try out my spam reporting script but I don't have any in my inbox.

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2012-07-20 22:20:17

@dvgjr A headshot in a dark theater full of tear gas? Maybe if you're Robocop, or the Terminator.

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2012-07-21 00:11:10

Somewhere nearby, a Mini DisplayPort to HDMI cable is silently mocking me.

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2012-07-24 17:17:17

Maryland concealed carry news: http://t.co/gsyOq65A

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2012-07-25 18:53:35

Just discovered Google Voice has a spam folder. Was holding 4 unexpected voicemails that were critical 2 weeks ago, worthless now.

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2012-07-25 18:59:21

@kenleyneufeld I guess I didn't expect it to try to figure out what calls would be unimportant to me. ProTip: Banks are important.

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2012-07-26 18:33:40

RT @edyong209: Oh good, Twitter's back. For a second there, we were all driven to Google PluAHAHAHAHA no I can't even say it.

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2012-07-30 13:41:36

RT @BaltimoreBrew: Free groceries and a Foxtrot copter @ festival meant to heal the neighborhood where Monae Turnage, Sean Johnson died. ...

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2012-07-30 14:05:09

Everybody would be watching crystal clear Olympic events if they put the streams on BitTorrent. Just sayin.

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2012-07-30 16:49:29

Ongoing reset from PDT->EDT: Watches, check. Sleep sched, check. Meal sched: pending.

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2012-07-30 16:54:22

I'm more scared of "garage biology" than a 3-D printed rifle. A gun has a radius, but smallpox is a gift that keeps on giving.

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2012-07-30 17:29:00

The South Rolling Road speed camera has been vandalized again. What a surprise.

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2012-07-30 17:42:44

RT @FirePix1075: @baltimoresun has a nice editorial on "The right to photograph" http://t.co/vTAYHaAh

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2012-07-30 18:08:22

I need to set up my Twitter feed with Reddit-style votes so I can figure out who to cull.

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2012-07-30 18:22:49

RT @PeteEyre: Rochester, NY Police Obviously Believe that Badges Do Grant Extra Rights, as Officer Cuts in Line, Ge... http://t.co/YB9UnHF0

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2012-07-30 18:52:02

Tear town the JFX? Yes, please. http://t.co/mwv5PL9C

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2012-07-30 19:05:17

I'm not sure how long it's been since my last soda, but I feel like I should get a keychain or something.

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2012-07-30 19:09:55

@d9jms Don't mind if I do.

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2012-07-30 19:13:02

RT @edyong209: Enough misery, here’s some awesome science? Wasp guts provide winter home for baking/brewing yeast! http://t.co/BPOlc7YY

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2012-07-30 19:30:50

@canweriotnow I'm guessing punch card support and EGA drivers are spotty too.

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2012-07-31 13:56:25

BBC reports H3N8 influenza A jumped from birds to New England seals #wereallgonnadie

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2012-07-31 19:12:15

I just used "greenlighted" in a sentence without irony. Slippery slope happening here. I'll keep you all looped in.

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2012-07-31 19:22:55

@jongaynor Not this week, I'll be out of pocket.

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2012-07-31 19:29:26

RT @MDMEMA: RT @capitalweather: Great technical write-up & visuals from NOAA Storm Prediction Center on June 29 derecho: http://t.co ...

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2012-07-31 19:32:17

RT @laurenweinstein: FCC tells Verizon tethering must be permitted on non-unlimited data plans: http://t.co/fVcLWBOK

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August

2012-08-02 14:09:56

Anyone who uses the word verbiage to describe content secretly hates reading.

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2012-08-02 15:25:03

RT @Pogue: My iPhone was stolen. Find My iPhone shows it in MD. Anyone want to help me track it down? ADVENTURE! http://t.co/NSZPPaPO

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2012-08-02 17:42:23

Metro - What if every Olympic sport was photographed like beach volleyball? http://t.co/13t7PO3g via @metronewyork

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2012-08-02 17:51:49

Downtown Chipotle line doesn't move nearly as fast when it's 30 tiny children on an aquarium tour lunch break.

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2012-08-02 17:52:32

@alexisohanian Pro-tip: Don't hack websites

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2012-08-02 18:12:45

RT @bmoreslumwatch: Engines 14, 23, and 55 are now out of service. Downtown is unprotected...wow!

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2012-08-02 18:31:20

@DanRodricks Many community associations in Baltimore are registered 501(c)4.

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2012-08-03 14:06:11

It's a lovely day downtown and the Inner Harbor is nearly empty. Where's everybody?

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2012-08-08 21:06:33

I didn't mind it the first few weeks but this banner ad plane flying around Baltimore is just ugly visual pollution at this point.

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2012-08-09 14:14:40

Asked what was the maximum punishment for bigamy, Lord Russell of Killowen said, “Two mothers-in-law.” http://t.co/lC2YtEtz

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2012-08-13 14:54:37

Standing desk experiment day 1, positive so far but a few days will determine if it's just observer effect.

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2012-08-13 17:47:27

Big, ugly looking smoke due north from the Inner Harbor.

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2012-08-14 15:37:42

Stand desk experiment day 2, yesterday flew by and I fell asleep at 9pm like a stone. Productivity up, feet hurt.

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2012-08-14 15:56:00

@emacsen I tend to fidget on my feet a lot so it's almost like a walking desk.

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2012-08-14 16:12:06

My standing desk at @EuroDiscovery. @Andrew_B_Locke and @DanDawes supportive, @bsarsgard says I won't last a week. http://t.co/UMni50Wx

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Tweet Image


2012-08-14 19:09:59

RT @claytoncubitt: I'm glad there was a Social Security ladder for Paul Ryan to climb to college after his dad died. I'm sad he wants to ...

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2012-08-14 21:22:53

Experiment "Standing desk" has already beat "learn Dvorak" by providing immediate measurable productivity gains instead of losses.

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2012-08-15 02:14:03

Marble sized hail here. Sounds larger but that's the biggest I can see through the back door. Power and fiber still good.

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2012-08-15 02:23:20

@ralban The streaming laptop stopped behaving this morning and I'm not in the mood to fix it in the middle of this, so no scanner.

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2012-08-15 14:32:01

@genehack @emacsen I spent enough time in concert choirs in middle school through college that I instinctively never lock my knees.

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2012-08-15 14:55:16

Listening to @MiddayWYPR podcast with new @BaltCoPS superintendent @DDance_BCPS. He's a year younger than me! http://t.co/nQzMOCcM

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2012-08-15 15:06:32

Standing desk day 3, trying @holy_chao suggestion of bare (sock) feet and better weight distribution.

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2012-08-15 15:25:55

RT @BreakingNews: State of emergency declared in Dallas, Texas, over West Nile virus; 10 people killed in Dallas County - @dallasnews ht ...

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2012-08-15 15:41:21

RT @smkeyes: Two shot at Family Research Council building in Washington DC http://t.co/6LYjlb9A

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2012-08-15 15:44:28

I'm no expert, but slots gambling in Maryland is looking suspiciously like regulatory capture.

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2012-08-15 17:06:18

@ralban I am doing some research to figure out the best chef's mat to buy. Suggestions welcome.

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2012-08-15 18:06:09

Why do people call it "shy kidneys" when you can't pee? If you're at the toilet, your kidneys have already done their job.

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2012-08-15 18:19:06

RT @canweriotnow: I <3 when this happens: 6 files changed, 34 insertions(+), 131 deletions(-)

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2012-08-15 19:35:15

LinkedIn puts the "Remove Connections" page two clicks away from anything else. I use it so often I added it to my bookmark bar.

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2012-08-16 13:54:20

RT @KateMessner: Kid on Lake Champlain ferry just asked mom, "Are there sharks down there?" She told him no but neglected to mention Cha ...

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2012-08-16 14:46:26

The Shift-Escape shortcut suddenly stopped working in my Visual Studio 2010, and I have no idea why. Any ideas?

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2012-08-20 02:21:43

RT @PaulRyanGosling: Hey girl, I'll never love you as much as I love the Second Amendment, but how hot is my right to bear arms?

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2012-08-20 15:03:38

RT @BackpackingDad: When you misspeak, you say "dock" instead of "dog". You don't say "doctors tell me you can't get pregnant from rape ...

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2012-08-20 18:52:09

Someone at @EuroDiscovery keeps taking my water glass with "VEES" stencilled in the side in inch high letters. o_O

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2012-08-20 18:56:14

@holy_chao You'd think so, except that @vees is printed in larger letters on my cubicle nameplate than my actual name.

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2012-08-20 21:38:48

Standing desk day 6, I've got arch pain, heel pain, and knee pain. I think I need a V8. New shoes can't come soon enough.

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2012-08-20 21:40:57

@torrez I think my posture was particularly bad today. I will watch more carefully tomorrow. Also my Hush Puppies should be here by then.

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2012-08-20 23:12:31

The problem with abstinence-only education is that U.S. Congressmen will come to think vagina dentata is a form of contraception.

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2012-08-22 13:11:09

@david_s_marks Be sure to wave to @caitlin_carlson while you're at @phhs for @arneduncan.

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2012-08-22 13:38:47

Since quitting sugar soda last month and standing at my desk a week ago I've lost five pounds without any other changes to my day.

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2012-08-22 13:52:25

@d9jms I honestly think the sugar fast stopped the gain, but the standing actually caused the loss.

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2012-08-23 13:28:44

@BaltimoreFire EMS-3 was it necessary to flash your emergency lights to exit a 7-11 parking lot onto Harford Road this morning?

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2012-08-23 14:23:49

No matter how hard they try, the Republican party just can't shut down that @ToddAkin thing. He must be legitimate.

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2012-08-23 16:45:53

Thanks to a random discussion with @bsarsgard and ten minutes of research, I now understand how propane pressure regulators work.

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2012-08-23 17:07:34

And now I understand how commercial flushometers (yes, a real term) operate. It's been a productive lunch break so far, I think.

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2012-08-23 17:09:31

Amused that @marobella and @DanDawes come touring through the office during the 30 minutes a day I allow myself to sit down.

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2012-08-23 17:18:12

Next up, a pundit who once saw a prominent democrat hang drapes while eating grapes. It's basically the same thing, people!

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2012-08-24 14:56:05

I think I just received my first spam mail sent over IPv6.

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2012-08-27 14:47:21

The real story of building that: http://t.co/bq4R9y3X

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2012-08-27 15:19:03

Got a cold email with 3 misspellings from a recruiter who's a LinkedIn connect with both my boss and HR director. That's ballsy.

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2012-08-27 15:23:44

RT @BACOFireDept: Confirmed shooting at Perry Hall High. One student confirmed injured. PIO on scene.

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2012-08-27 15:24:01

RT @cbsbaltimore: Breaking News: Shooting Reported In Perry Hall High School’s Cafeteria http://t.co/zxitKh2q

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2012-08-27 15:27:00

RT @BACOemergency: Shooter at Perry Hall HS is in custody. EA

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2012-08-27 15:43:57

My phone and email are off the hook today with tech recruiters trying to fill jobs just added to client FY2013 budgets.

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2012-08-27 16:03:02

RT @BACOemergency: At honeygo regional park w new school comm director for briefing on shooting. EA

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2012-08-28 13:43:05

@benkutil Unless they've really improved the mechanism, you wind up cleaning out the vacuumed hair with scissors after every run.

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2012-08-28 13:45:29

@benkutil One of the original red ones from back in 2006.

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2012-08-29 15:55:34

Increased producitivy from first two weeks of standing does seem to have been the Hawthorne effect. How to replicate?

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2012-08-29 20:23:36

My question for @BarackObama on @reddit: http://t.co/Xr20TfO0

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2012-08-29 20:48:01

Well, that's one way to do massively parallel load testing on Reddit.

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2012-08-29 21:06:39

This is most certainly going to be the week I have to abandon my standing desk. The back of my knees are killing me.

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2012-08-29 21:10:25

RT @davewiner: A Troubling Chant on the Convention Floor. http://t.co/dWsImE10

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2012-08-30 14:02:43

I think my network administration skills are fading. I can't keep my home VPN working longer than a few days in a row.

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2012-08-30 14:25:55

@bosconet It's always the result of a power failure reboot and always some configuration file I forgot to update with correct settings.

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2012-08-30 15:02:18

Does anyone have a small capacity (~10GB) laptop SATA drive they don't need anymore? I need one for a project.

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2012-08-30 19:16:36

First West Nile death in Maryland confirmed #wereallgonnadie

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2012-08-31 13:07:31

RT @BarackObama: This seat's taken. http://t.co/tvHZDcfw, http://t.co/jgGZTb02

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2012-08-31 13:17:19

Next Baltimore Grand Prix should be an open street race between indy racers and local dirt bikers from Cedonia to Beechfield.

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2012-08-31 13:44:38

RT @hellogeri: Customs Officer: “What do you do?” Me: “I'm a web designer.” Officer: “What's the difference between relative and absolu ...

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2012-08-31 13:54:27

@bmoreslumwatch Silly for a lot of reasons, but Dan Melson explains it best: http://t.co/y7XIfSDY

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2012-08-31 17:04:32

Today's @BaltimoreBrew "dampened expectations" article assures @MayorSRB has some media to blame for an underwhelming BGP2012.

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2012-08-31 19:05:18

A 15 ms ping between two computers in the same room used to be a thrill. Today 15 ms is from my office to my house 7 miles away.

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2012-08-31 19:10:33

@JeffQuinton Same thing for VA and Customs in downtown Baltimore. Full staff for both.

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2012-08-31 19:30:25

RT @BaltCoPS: Carver Center student to communicate by radio with International Space Station http://t.co/cnYEGxjh

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September

2012-09-01 22:16:01

Got a authorization for "FM Lavalife" on my VISA card. Called bank, assured them I have no need for a dating service. Really.

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2012-09-02 19:15:23

The single function of the SECU online check deposit system seems to be to torment me.

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2012-09-04 00:11:31

A summer of bio waste became three compost bins, which became two bins of mostly lovely soil and one empty just in time for fall.

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2012-09-04 14:43:37

@holy_chao Says the homeowner.

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2012-09-04 14:48:14

@justin_fenton "Down -8%" technically means "Up 8%". At least that's how my coder brain read it the first time through. #pedant

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2012-09-04 15:42:45

My iPod Touch and Sennheiser HD-280 phones aren't getting along anymore. Little scratches on gold plating seem to be the source.

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2012-09-04 15:56:17

RT @EricaLG: Baltimore City teachers: Tweet me and @ACLU_MD your classroom temperature readings today. I have 109-degrees in one high s ...

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2012-09-04 15:56:59

Added a mechanic's mat to my standing desk. Between that and improved posture, feeling the difference already.

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2012-09-04 16:02:18

@SophieBegonia Spotted mine at Home Depot this weekend for $17, couldn't pass it up.

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2012-09-04 23:11:17

Hey Internet, tell me why I shouldn't switch from Verizon FIOS to Comcast Internet for the next 12 months and save myself $447.69?

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2012-09-05 10:53:08

Suddenly all the baby photos on my Facebook news feed have turned into pictures from some desert rave party.

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2012-09-05 13:13:23

Any time I need to use greater/less than notation, I have to think back to first grade and the alligator who eats bigger numbers.

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2012-09-05 17:48:06

@bmoreslumwatch Because the city will let the inspector keep on not doing their job.

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2012-09-05 17:50:20

Just discovered @bmorecats, what a fantastic idea!

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2012-09-05 19:21:06

@dj_kittycat IANAL. Waiver hearing for what?

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2012-09-05 19:27:50

@dj_kittycat I have no idea. I've never actually received a traffic ticket.

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2012-09-06 14:43:50

Looks like another gloomy, rainy day. Cool.

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2012-09-06 15:45:37

LOST DOG - Medium Tan Mutt - Reward (Lutherville-Timonium) http://t.co/FZAf5Z7Y

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2012-09-06 17:29:59

RT @daveweigel: Reporter wears funny hat in Charlotte, immediately becomes focus of lazy reporters. http://t.co/uL7aREOo

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2012-09-07 14:36:17

@magurski That's what smart phones were made for. Take 25 pictures and transcribe at your desk.

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2012-09-08 20:13:28

WZFT just got interrupted with an EAS warning about the tornado in Millersville. That never happens.

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2012-09-09 14:00:20

All my inboxes are empty. Time to go ride bikes.

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2012-09-10 15:06:28

The award for most onomatopoetic sneezes in the @EuroDiscovery office goes to @samanthasquared. Every time.

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2012-09-10 15:06:56

RT @EuroDiscovery: Short Spans, Big Solutions: Custom Application 'Bridges' Gap For Steel Industry<< The New Euro Blog Post! http: ...

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2012-09-10 18:45:05

Verizon needs a shortcut checkbox that says "I checked it to the NID/TNI, the problem is on your side. Fix it then call me."

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2012-09-10 18:46:32

@d9jms But think of the time savings if 1 out of 100 callers can say the magic geek password and be on their way.

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2012-09-12 17:21:34

This is what productivity looks like! Thanks @appigo http://t.co/yHGgaiFN

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2012-09-12 19:21:20

Hi @Verizon your Baltimore-area tech Shawn is doing a great job communicating with me on fixing my dial-tone. KUTGW.

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2012-09-13 15:56:07

In the time it takes Northern Pharmacy warehouse to return my call, online medical equipment vendor delivered two separate orders.

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2012-09-14 14:51:53

Rediscovered @Instapaper last night and filled my Kindle with a dozen bedtime-sized informative articles on interesting topics.

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2012-09-18 19:37:01

RT @BaltimoreOEM: NWS: Severe Thunderstorm Warning until 4:30p and Flash Flood Warning until 6:30p for the City. Tornado Watch still in ...

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2012-09-18 19:46:44

I love watching big storms from ten stories up.

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2012-09-19 18:36:51

Neighborhood birds have discovered that our house is fatten-up-for-winter central.

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2012-09-19 19:21:48

@elvestinkle Awesome news!

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2012-09-19 20:51:11

Today I switched from commodity bitpipe @VerizonFIOS to bitpipe @Comcast, and can't feel a difference.

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2012-09-19 21:18:02

@NorthBmorePatch Just goes to show you why local reporting is so valuable. Context is everything.

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2012-09-20 12:03:18

Going offline until 5pm. Catch ya then.

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2012-09-21 20:18:17

I can't be the only person who reads every pretentiously written movie review in Bob Mondello's voice.

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2012-09-22 01:18:57

Least favorite thing about Home Depot: roving bands of kitchen remodeling salespeople.

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2012-09-23 20:51:05

Front Wheel Assembly 1141751 new for Invacare Rollator 66500 set of two http://t.co/5VJg19EX

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2012-09-24 14:30:37

Free wifi at Lowes made them a sale: I was able to show @caitlin_carlson a lighting fixture on Facetime chat from my iPod Touch.

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2012-09-24 14:35:09

Today the entire @EuroRSCG Worldwide network is rebranded as Havas Worldwide (@HavasWW) #havasww

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2012-09-24 20:50:48

Our favorite @HavasDiscovery building maintenance guy Brian helping take down the Batman streaker on Sunday! http://t.co/wfkPsyL6

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2012-09-25 16:27:33

Verizon CSR confirmed they can't beat a $19.99/mo price for broadband internet. Too bad. Waiting for service cancel confirmation.

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2012-09-26 20:21:44

RT @thomasfuchs: Arghf, effing Windows installed IE8 in my IE7 test VM without my permission.

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2012-09-26 20:56:53

C'mon Baltimore, stop poisoning the well of discussion with "facts" and "diagrams."

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2012-09-26 22:51:22

@Andrew_B_Locke @HavasDiscovery I could have also used "stymied."

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2012-09-27 00:46:01

A huge white Navy spy blimp is flying around Baltimore testing SIGINT gear and techniques. Lock down your wifi, folks.

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2012-09-27 14:33:02

How is I can go for three years without needing a A23 battery, then suddenly need four?

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2012-09-27 14:48:22

RT @TubaticPrime: Owning a Saturn sportscar is like saying "I have a good bit of money, but I don't want to worry about people stealing ...

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2012-09-27 14:56:19

I've been spoiled by a glass-gap between the utility pole and my electronics for years. Now terrified of lightning.

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2012-09-27 15:24:33

@d9jms About that, yeah.

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2012-09-28 14:19:40

This is the future: my house automatically sends me pictures of my cats. http://t.co/mqVZ44dW

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October

2012-10-01 19:54:42

@d9jms Yes, says so on (almost) every status.

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2012-10-01 20:06:31

@d9jms Just added it to .ttytterrc, thanks.

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2012-10-01 22:25:25

Just discovered the Retext editor. My life is changed.

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2012-10-02 16:26:38

RT @genehack: My short streak of flying without a Freedom Grope(tm) has been ended by a very polite PDX TSA officer.

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2012-10-02 16:49:43

NWS writes "Areal Flood Warning" but I imagine "Aerial Flood Warning" and a huge wave descending from the sky.

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2012-10-02 17:24:57

RT @davewiner: Judge Rules Photo ID Won't Be Required For Pennsylvania Voters This Year. http://t.co/cptovvwt

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2012-10-03 19:07:11

SECU of Maryland just sent out their October e-newsletter. Unfortunately the HTML version is an ad for Columbia Bank of NJ. Oops!

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2012-10-04 16:37:16

Posted on our shared bullpen cube wall today. Apparently we coders are not as discreet as we think we are. http://t.co/d89KCSw9

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2012-10-05 14:37:08

One of my cameras is on the fritz so I will be getting emails from my house every few minutes all day today. Awesome.

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2012-10-08 10:02:01

Why does every trendy new Markdown-capable editor for Mac require 10.7?

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2012-10-09 01:30:15

RT @gotwalt: Her: “I’m not nagging you. This is a targeted awareness campaign.”

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2012-10-10 21:11:03

Listening to K3TAZ and another ham chatting on the MFMA 224.76 repeater over SDR.

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2012-10-10 21:23:18

How cute! Husband and wife KA3TCK and KA3TCL having their evening chat on the commute home on 146.57 simplex.

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2012-10-11 16:17:41

Suddenly my morning coffee tastes like gasoline. Yum.

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2012-10-11 16:45:17

Setting alerts on my All-Hazards radio. Threshold is "what would wake up at 3:30am for?" Tornado and earthquake warning qualify.

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2012-10-12 13:26:35

Growing up in NJ means my Facebook feed this week is an even mix of Yankees and O's fans preaching to their respective choirs.

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2012-10-12 13:42:54

RT @JessicaBiel: If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid "Batmo" I'd almost have enough to pay for therapy fo ...

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2012-10-12 19:43:52

After listening to dozens of shout outs on my favorite tracks I finally decided to look up who RedOne and J.R. Rotem are.

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2012-10-12 19:47:07

@bmoreconnected Apparently its a custom for performers and DJs to give a call out to their producers, going back to hip-hop.

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2012-10-15 13:33:42

Oh no! The Kindle DX might have been cut from Amazon's production line, says @engadget.

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2012-10-15 13:56:48

@mjoza This weekend @Caitlin_Carlson and I literally divided our Sunday Sun into coupons and kindling.

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2012-10-15 15:37:41

Watching West Wing DVDs on loan from mom. One disc unreadable, no visible damage. Apparently known issue.

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2012-10-15 18:42:03

This is definitely my favorite weather.

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2012-10-17 17:58:23

Costs me $291.07 to close out my @wellsfargo IRA. WF made more in 7 years of fees than I did in gains. Good riddance, greedy bastards.

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2012-10-19 13:43:14

RT @HavasDiscovery: Who doesn't love a good to-do list? @vees reviews @AppigoTodo for today's #apptoberfest blog post @HavasDiscovery ht ...

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2012-10-24 17:01:12

@Pavahotti So if you can run a four minute mile you could get a ticket for jogging too fast?

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2012-10-24 19:47:27

Summoning a Dremora, using the Wabbajack to change it into a rabbit, then killing the rabbit may render a Daedra Heart. Oh Skyrim.

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2012-10-27 22:41:37

@brianelangston Who is surprised that NASDAQ:FB finds it expedient to shift to a freemium model? Servers ain't free.

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2012-10-28 15:01:10

A power blink at 11am with no wind and no rain is not instilling me with a sense of confidence in the next few days.

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2012-10-28 15:31:03

My home command center is as ready as it'll ever be.

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2012-10-28 15:32:59

Keep an ear on Baltimore County during the storm at https://t.co/fHuKPvn0

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2012-10-28 16:33:58

@tadmaster You too?

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2012-10-28 16:36:42

Low lying areas of Ocean City below 17th St under forced evacuation.

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2012-10-28 17:48:51

Remember, carbon monoxide kills over five o'clock Americans every year. #KEC83

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2012-10-28 19:23:31

At least I am trying to diagnose these carb mixture issues on my generator in the cool and dry right now.

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2012-10-28 20:30:09

Generator successfully tested. Glad I figured this out in the calm dry.

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2012-10-28 22:27:34

Tonight is a wine and chocolate chip cookies night.

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2012-10-29 01:49:12

@magurski And both are more dangerous in an emergency without regular practice.

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2012-10-29 02:07:04

RT @jeremyscahill: I've already eaten half of my supplies

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2012-10-29 11:22:20

RT @wunderground: Watch these stream gauges in MD/DE. Blue and purple mean the streams are approaching flood stage. http://t.co/sGKJkWz ...

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2012-10-29 11:49:37

The weather radio alert woke us up at 7am with a very jarring siren. "Flood Warning" is now off the audible list.

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2012-10-29 17:41:55

KEC83 just had a 4 second transmitter blip. Not a great sign.

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2012-10-29 18:45:38

It's a little stifling in here. Gotta get some air moving.

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2012-10-29 19:48:21

Got my Hustler G6-270R up on the second floor out of the rain but active on the @BaCoACS net.

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2012-10-29 20:36:51

Horizontal rain in Parkville.

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2012-10-29 20:54:23

Got 21 listeners on the Baltimore County Fire/Police scanner and room for plenty more: https://t.co/fHuKPvn0

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2012-10-29 21:19:37

@bpsears Except they are tweeting the exact same thing to both accounts.

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2012-10-29 21:55:27

Still on commercial power, but I'm thinking I might try to power up the gel cell powering the ham radio.

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2012-10-29 23:31:59

@elvestinkle Weak password or exploit?

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2012-10-30 14:44:45

Kudos to @MyBGE and @Comcast for over 99.999% uptime for my house during this storm.

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2012-10-31 00:51:48

Packing up my bags for a return to the office tomorrow. I will miss my multitude of scanners.

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2012-10-31 15:08:18

"[A] 41-year-old man shot "in the Johnson Square area," apparently not a euphemism but a...neighborhood" -Baltimore Crime

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2012-10-31 15:14:16

RT @GarrettNBCNews: For those keeping score at home, today marks three weeks since Mitt Romney last took a question from a reporter.

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2012-10-31 15:38:00

Individual homophobic tweets may not seem like a big deal, but the numbers add up quick: http://t.co/cGOxL5dR

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November

2012-11-01 14:10:57

The @HavasDiscovery office is participating in Movember for men's health. Details: http://t.co/UWrfMdLk

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2012-11-02 16:34:30

@benkutil Detatched or row home?

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2012-11-02 20:00:52

DC friends, we're looking for a nice place to have a 1st anniversary dinner in your fine city. Any recommendations?

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2012-11-03 14:43:37

RT @RedCross: ERV 1213: At 8:50 AM a #RedCross is at 777 Hose Lane in Piscataway ,NJ and is distributing hot meals.

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2012-11-06 16:14:06

RT @hodgman: Remember: it is more important that there is a federal holiday for deceased presidents than a day off to allow you to elect ...

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2012-11-06 19:59:58

My two hours in the early voting line seems like a good deal from all indications of today's turnout.

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2012-11-06 21:24:56

Fd responding fire alarm 400 E Pratt. Out in the cold waiting for all clear. Details welcome.

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2012-11-07 15:24:34

RT @BarackObama: Four more years. http://t.co/bAJE6Vom

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2012-11-07 15:34:57

RT @BaltimoreBrew: EXCLUSIVE pics of water main break that's flooding the Charles North district. Really amazing what bad plumbing can d ...

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2012-11-07 16:44:19

RT @Smedette: Nate Silver can recite Pi. Backwards. #NateSilverFacts

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2012-11-07 17:48:13

Does anyone love pothead jokes more than TV news personalities? I think not. #investincheetos

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2012-11-07 20:49:04

Think it's safe to subscribe to Obama campaign email lists again?

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2012-11-08 22:08:27

@berkun That's why I bring a small extension cord and find a quiet outlet in a corner of the gate.

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2012-11-08 22:14:03

RT @scanbaltimore: Apparently, Baltimore City has once again rebanded (changed the frequencies with which they use to communicate)... ht ...

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2012-11-13 15:08:51

First sleet of the season bouncing off my windowsill.

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2012-11-16 15:34:49

I'm feeling the urge to rearrange my workspace again.

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2012-11-20 16:18:50

On a whim this morning, I weighed my laptop bag. On a typical day I appear to be hauling about 10.5 pounds of gear.

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2012-11-20 16:23:31

@d9jms All personal gear, although the laptop goes to work every day.

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2012-11-20 19:43:57

Amazingly, my package tracking from Amazon extends four hours into THE FUTURE. Or it's wrong.

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2012-11-26 22:01:57

RT @RectorSun: Confirmed: @aresef is in critical at Shock Trauma. Patch to have statement on site soon.

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2012-11-26 22:05:38

RT @TowsonPatch: Tyler Waldman, founding editor of Towson Patch, has been identified as the driver injured in a Monday morning crash. ht ...

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2012-11-28 14:46:20

The new @MD_MVA online registration renewal system has saved me a ton of time this year.

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2012-11-28 14:59:43

RT @peachesanscream: New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. ...

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December

2012-12-12 21:19:40

My standing desk experiment is on hold until the end of 2012.

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2012-12-12 21:41:51

@BaltimoreBrew Thanks for introducing us to @TheIvyBookshop last night.

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2012-12-12 21:52:43

By the time I finish this nopCommerce plugin, I'm going to know a few dozen new programming techniques.

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2012-12-17 16:44:26

I'm firmly pro-2A but I've already unfollowed three people on Twitter who just cannot shut up about gun rights today.

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2012-12-17 16:55:55

RT @DDance_BCPS: Smiling after visiting such bright kindergarten and 1st grade classrooms this morning and seeing and feeling so much hope!

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2012-12-17 17:08:10

The fog downtown is getting denser.

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2012-12-19 20:12:05

@avdi A steaming pile of poo?

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2012-12-21 14:30:44

Thanks to a brutal 1:30am wake-up call, "Coastal Flood Warning" is no longer on the list of severe weather alerts in my All-Hazards radio.

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