Tweets from 2013

January

2013-01-02 19:39:08

My first laptop-free (just tablet) day is a mixed bag. Interesting to see what is easier and harder to accomplish.

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2013-01-02 19:49:31

@d9jms Mostly just personal stuff today but possibly more work related note taking this week.

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2013-01-02 22:11:51

The Chicago Apple Store just went above and beyond in fixing my sister's laptop and earned her future business in spades. Great job!

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2013-01-03 22:27:01

App designers: I understand not allowing landscape mode if your layout only works well in portrait, but please render a 180 flip.

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2013-01-07 18:35:26

Official repeated mea culpa from TSA is: only 1 in 200 of the people they've hired have been caught stealing from public. Sad.

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2013-01-08 18:21:40

For the first thirty seconds I thought the Avanir commercial for Pseudobulbar Affect was a Saturday Night Live sketch.

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2013-01-09 19:55:57

RT @funkatron: OH "once your framework has a 6 year old arbitrary remote code exploit in it, you forever forfeit rights to make fun of php"

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2013-01-11 20:43:59

Been working with my hoodie up and my earbuds in all day. Now I'm in a project meeting and really miss my hoodie cave.

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2013-01-15 13:42:33

An analysis by @havasww on what consumers think it means to be a good citizen: http://t.co/UH93g91u

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2013-01-21 21:35:33

Comcast: "There is a known technical issue in your area. Technicians are working toward a resolution." Awesome.

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2013-01-21 22:13:37

Right now Sprint and Comcast are both equally bad connections, which is say about 10% of sites and connections will load.

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2013-01-25 18:37:04

Just blew out my Unicomp EnduraPro with a jolt of static electricity from my fingers. That's the last one of these I buy.

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2013-01-28 15:22:24

Glad that @ScanBaltimore motivated me to get all my scanner code checked in to GitHub this weekend.

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2013-01-28 17:31:22

I think it's time for standing desk again.

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2013-01-28 19:11:32

More than a few people are complaining about Windows rebooting their computers without asking permission today.

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February

2013-02-01 15:04:11

Seven Nation Army was motivational for the first eight days it was in my brain on repeat. Now it's just plain distracting.

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2013-02-03 23:31:26

Food prep all week for awesome SB spread tonight. #DSCbowl http://t.co/WgaFyzln

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2013-02-03 23:44:14

Caitlin says "what is this, vampire beer?" Not impressed by Black Crown. apparently. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-03 23:52:27

Digital broadcast TV and a gas fireplace. The coziest place to watch the game is out basement. #DSCbowl http://t.co/nm6lV568

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2013-02-03 23:57:45

Best Buy gets Amy Poehler. Did Pepsi hire the poor man's Ron Swanson to play the party-crashing dad? #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 00:01:08

Be happy: spray tag a Coke vending machine? #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 00:17:35

Goofy guys in dresses living life. Slow motion underwear models dead on the inside. Win: Doritos. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 00:19:21

If I were the Harbaugh brothers I would have switched hats before the game as the most epic prank ever. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 00:26:07

Caitlin says "That didn't look like a peace sign, LL." #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 00:30:30

RT @mjoza: Captain Kirk Vs. Sherlock Holmes, a geek's movie fantasy. #DSCbowl

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2013-02-04 00:43:03

Oh man, Coke Chase site isn't loading. I totally want to vote for the post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang. #DSCbowl

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2013-02-04 00:50:38

Can't get over Coke web site fail. I could scale a site for a SB ad from here with AWS and a high limit credit card. #DSCbowl

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2013-02-04 00:51:25

Oh yeah that TD was awesome too. We were just dancing around the TV. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 00:55:02

RT @kbstreetz: RT @poniewozik: Go to http://t.co/dJObuc9A to vote on which douche from the Bud Black Crown party gets to win all the blow!

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2013-02-04 00:59:57

Loaded my snark cannon with a few glasses of wine. Bring on the halftime show. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 01:01:51

For those watching WJZ, I think Royal Farms wins the local commercial game so far. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 01:03:24

@Andrew_B_Locke No cable! We watch live TV the old fashioned way - with rabbit ears.

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2013-02-04 01:21:11

They didn't handle out purple lights by accident! GO RAVENS! #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 01:30:23

This is how I bowl. #DSCBowl http://t.co/06YeJhg2

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2013-02-04 01:32:57

"So the Ravens are going to have to be real careful in this second half" (10 seconds later) "11 seconds to go 109 yards!" #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 01:40:40

I think I'm tweet enough to drunk what I really feel right now. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 01:46:13

Turns out the Coke Chase website is hosted on the left side of the Superdome. #DSCBowl

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2013-02-04 01:47:00

RT @DavidCornDC: Finally, America cares about the infrastructure in NOLA.

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2013-02-04 01:48:40

In ten years, will we be remember this power outage or Jacoby Jones' run?

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2013-02-04 01:59:17

Cold muscles make for worse injuries. This game should have kept going. #DSCBowl #ArmchairOfficial

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2013-02-04 02:04:18

This worries me; RT @bmoreconnected: all the people who were totally in control of their alcohol intake just blew it during the power outage

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2013-02-07 00:51:00

"Your [electric] supply rate changes as often as twice a year, but lock in now and its guaranteed not to change for 6 months." o_O

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March

2013-03-07 14:31:29

This tie is definitely cutting off circulation to my brain.

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2013-03-09 15:01:30

Watching @samanthasquared presentation at @greaterhomewood #ghcc conference.

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2013-03-14 01:26:03

Google Reader is going away. Now I have to cut it from my social web for neighborhoods presentation.

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2013-03-16 13:40:36

RT @capitalweather: Good news Rock'n'Roll marathoners. Batch of showers veering south of DC and nothing behind it for now

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2013-03-18 21:13:28

I have been neglecting Twitter, which is a little like neglecting to watch daytime TV. I'm really no worse for it.

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2013-03-26 20:58:59

On podcast @Jim_Harper says ID systems "transmogrify." Honestly thought Bill Watterson made that word up.

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April

2013-04-05 07:58:44

@Bontebutt You got a picture of course?

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2013-04-09 18:25:21

@marioarmstrong My own shortener domain I bought: http://t.co/S4oeZUHWhc

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2013-04-12 17:41:58

Obsessively reloading status page. Realize site has JSON REST API. Write script. Get notification of changes.

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2013-04-15 14:12:12

I love being surprised that its tax day because I finished filing weeks ago.

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2013-04-15 14:29:05

Zillow needs to stop depressing me with emails about my decreasing house value.

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2013-04-16 15:58:22

Half-staff order went out at 11:14. 3 of 4 flags in my view still full staff.

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2013-04-17 15:18:18

Watching another test landing on the @BaltimorePolice building by an olive drab helicopter.

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2013-04-18 18:26:23

RT @Wellesley: Katelyn Campbell, #Wellesley is excited to welcome you this fall. http://t.co/2yvxW2tB6k

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2013-04-19 14:31:05

RT @BaltimorePolice: As a result of e-mail campaign for illegal dirtbikes, community intel leads police to seize over 15 dirtbikes in No ...

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2013-04-19 14:36:06

The eventual documentary of the Boston Marathon bombing arrests will rank among the best sci-fi movies ever.

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2013-04-19 14:40:23

RT @Bencjacobs: The look of unhappiness on Matt Lauer's face as he does a remote from West, Texas is spectacular

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2013-04-19 14:57:37

An @EgoLikeness track just started playing on my "Trancey" @Pandora_Radio station.

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2013-04-19 16:13:11

Coding and monitoring the latest news from my personal command center at the office. http://t.co/5d7m3PjsGQ

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2013-04-19 16:30:14

@Bontebutt I had my ham license before my drivers license, and before I moved here to MD.

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2013-04-19 16:35:51

@Bontebutt It's a standing desk. The keyboard is at elbow height.

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2013-04-19 16:51:21

RT @kashhill: New nat'l security motto: "If you see something, say 'Record that something, Google Glass'. Then upload it to YouTube."

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2013-04-19 17:14:34

RT @bigmoneytim: Listening to the boston scanner. highlights so far - old man decided to take a walk on citywide manhunt day. Is being e ...

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2013-04-19 17:15:58

RT @Boston_Police: #MediaAlert: WARNING - Do Not Compromise Officer Safety/Tactics by Broadcasting Live Video of Officers While Approach ...

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2013-04-19 17:18:49

Boston Scanner via @BigMoneyTim: "Is sandwich truck clear to deliver?" "Sandwich truck is go."

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2013-04-19 17:32:57

RT @doctorow: Fox is sending sloppy, fraudulent takedowns for my novel HOMELAND, confusing it with their TV show of the same name

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2013-04-19 17:39:18

RT @tigerteam: Fun game: look through your old tweets to find one that CNN would try to interpret with foreboding.

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2013-04-19 20:14:05

@dj_kittycat Still just a watch. Watch = tornado possible. Warning = tornado signature detected or very likely.

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2013-04-19 20:45:30

@HamRail Not really, although @stevef_havas brings it up every once in a while.

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2013-04-19 21:04:46

RT @reason: Lindsey Graham Wants a U.S. Citizen Held As "enemy combatant for intelligence gathering purposes" http://t.co/dYh59S2tut

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2013-04-20 00:18:55

@scanbaltimore @justin_fenton For BaCo and City it would not be all that difficult. Worst result: inter-agency comm suffers.

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2013-04-20 00:44:02

@scanbaltimore Sadly an awful lot of NJ already on ProVoice, basically inaccessible due to lack of protocol sharing with scanner mfrs.

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2013-04-20 12:27:32

RT @maradydd: ICYMI, @CipherCloud DMCA'ed a Stack Exchange question that laid bare the shittiness of their system. http://t.co/DxbauQxBfF /…

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2013-04-20 12:28:55

@sycobuny that means it will be 40 minutes with interjected q and a.

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2013-04-23 01:59:29

Back on the treadmill. First time in weeks. Face of @matt_darey judges me from iPod for 30 min and 1.96 mi. http://t.co/ZVJAk5Tk4R

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2013-04-26 19:15:12

@NorthBmorePatch @samanthasquared Both city and county laws deputize any citizen to remove a sign on public property.

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2013-04-26 19:21:00

@NorthBmorePatch @samanthasquared Here are relevant sign-related codes in city and county: http://t.co/I0sOWi6CX0

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2013-04-28 16:02:42

New Apostolic Church congregation in Trenton NJ was deconsecrated at 11:43 am today. Lots of memories made here.

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2013-04-28 16:48:08

Rendered a few Franklins unto Ceasars #howidoac http://t.co/N1UdaXfIt5

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2013-04-28 17:00:52

@SophieBegonia Reverse the order but yes.

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May

2013-05-01 13:50:02

Listening to a streaming radio station that sounds exactly like being in a Starbucks.

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2013-05-01 14:00:50

@SophieBegonia I feel like maybe you are going to the wrong coffee houses.

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2013-05-01 18:05:04

Lazy/stupid @FedEx driver claimed "Rachael" refused my package, en route back to sender. No Rachael works here. Fail.

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2013-05-05 22:41:56

RT @tom_swiss: Bmore pride turns to shame as BCPD, with no real crime to worry about, shuts down PowWow. :-(

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2013-05-10 13:52:50

Bitcoin may make QR codes relevant: "I’ve never seen so many people actually using QR codes," says @KashHill.

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2013-05-10 16:04:23

RT @thepacketrat: Printable plastic pistol in peril, pulled offline with protest http://t.co/yfGoE50WjI

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2013-05-21 17:37:04

@dcrtv WTOP/Federal News Radio web sites hacked: https://t.co/YCq8EYQy5v

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2013-05-21 20:07:15

@kath_devi I am reading you right now.

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2013-05-22 15:39:01

RT @BCFDL734: BUILDING FIRE 2000 Blk Harford Rd smoke showing from the dollar store

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2013-05-22 17:09:19

The haze over the harbor this afternoon is oppressive.

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2013-05-23 18:17:05

Just emptied the recycle bin on my work PC, 100k items and 23.1 GB. Those are astounding numbers for junk data.

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2013-05-23 20:12:17

@bmoreslumwatch Here are relevant sign-related codes in city and county: http://t.co/I0sOWi6CX0

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2013-05-23 20:49:21

RT @stefanjbecket: Rubbing alcohol shall forthwith be known as New Jersey Scotch.

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2013-05-28 18:30:01

Sorry about the terrible audio quality today (not sure why) but you can listen in on fire/police here: http://t.co/qZAQhAFLrE

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2013-05-28 18:44:53

Does anyone know the talk groups that BCoFD is operating on for this derailment?

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2013-05-28 18:46:04

Listen to White Marsh Precinct and County Fire A/B/C/D Dispatch: https://t.co/8FM8BrxB1Y

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2013-05-28 18:47:29

Other feeds if mine is not readable or overloaded: http://t.co/PNlbA5utwB

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2013-05-28 18:51:47

@doyle0213 I will activate that TG on my stream in a few minutes, thank you.

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2013-05-28 19:54:52

RT @BaltimoreFire: Update: Incident has been contained to the area. People in the Pulaski and Moravia area are advised to shelter in place.…

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2013-05-28 20:03:08

RT @jocefromABC2: Fire dept just told us they're going to put water onto the fire which will cause A LOT more smoke...moving people now

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2013-05-29 16:35:24

Time to remove the Google Reader URL from my muscle memory.

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June

2013-06-05 18:41:47

Is it my imagination or are the banner ads on Spotify getting less classy by the week?

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2013-06-10 13:51:39

This gloomy overcast weather is my favorite on the days I'm stuck inside anyway.

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2013-06-10 14:02:47

Vote @HamiltonTavern best burger! http://t.co/hgA9J5vHlk

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2013-06-10 19:34:32

RT @BACOemergency: NWS: Tornado WARNING issued for ea Balto Co in no Md. T'storm capable of producing a tornado seen in Kingsville. EA htt…

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2013-06-11 02:03:23

@janewynn What is overflowing? Is it just pooling rainwater or sewage?

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2013-06-11 02:04:35

RT @danbrenner3: I just witnessed a car just get engulfed by water under the Boston St train tracks in Canton. http://t.co/PvhhPJPRDG

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2013-06-11 02:11:39

Wonder if Harford Road will be un-flooded by morning commute time.

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2013-06-11 02:23:41

@ralban All I know is that NWS included Harford Road flooding in one of their weather event emails just now.

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2013-06-11 02:26:47

@ralban A square foot of water worming its way from the door seal to the sump hole. Otherwise bone dry. Knock on wood.

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2013-06-11 19:02:31

@anthonydpaul Congrats on winning The Listserve today! Great use of the soapbox.

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2013-06-11 19:05:15

@anthonydpaul Yeah I joined early so I think I'm on the first few minutes of the distribution list.

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2013-06-13 14:26:57

RT @capitalweather: Let's be clear: we never thought these AM storms would be a huge deal. The concern remains this PM. More on that soon.

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2013-06-17 14:51:11

City is tearing down the pedestrian bridge at Pratt and Gay. Our whole building is vibrating from the jackhammering.

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2013-06-17 16:36:18

RT @SMDISteel: 15% of local govt-owned bridges are structurally deficient, http://t.co/rw6EvOYjr5. Fix 'em with free web-based steel design…

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2013-06-17 17:23:11

Helicopters above, jackhammers below. My cube is city noise central.

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2013-06-18 02:58:49

RT @BACOPoliceFire: Update on Parkville group home: CO appears to have sickened 8 people. MDE test results negative for other chemicals. EA

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2013-06-18 14:12:37

RT @ryanflorence: Wow, just got a recruiter email from one of our own recruiters.

This is something new >.<

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2013-06-18 16:11:47

RT @atlblog: An epic response to a cease and desist letter that's sure to go viral. Wish more lawyers had a sense of humor! http://t.co/q2j…

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2013-06-18 16:30:11

RT @davewiner: Wired: Amazon's Invasion of the CIA Is a Seismic Shift in Cloud Computing. http://t.co/gUJbYlpiSy

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2013-06-18 16:37:04

I want to see the 0.03% data request that was so slack-jawed dumb that the FISA rubber stamp rejected it.

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2013-06-18 16:44:49

RT @the_quark: @vees @declanm Probably accidentally included the FISA judge, or his mom.

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2013-06-18 16:48:14

RT @evacide: You can't talk about how harmless meta-data is in one breath and talk about how useful it is in another and expect anyone to b…

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2013-06-19 15:08:10

RT @DDance_BCPS: New principal for Catonsville High School http://t.co/1diR6aowed

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2013-06-20 18:09:44

On my lunch break I made a map of some Parkville neighborhoods for @Nextdoor, any thoughts? http://t.co/xSY5sFR7TS cc @harfordpark

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2013-06-24 13:35:55

@Nextdoor Thanks! Hoping you can get to actually change the boundaries in the next few days. New invitees are getting very confused!

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2013-06-24 18:30:59

Constantly amazed by hardware companies cooking in backdoor logins to software like HP D2D StorOnce http://t.co/nqSMi2g13a

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2013-06-25 19:11:19

@janewynn Want some help building out your @Nextdoor neighborhood?

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2013-06-26 20:56:05

RT @BmoreCityDOT: I unlocked a new song "Oceans" from the JAY Z #MagnaCarta app. See the full lyrics before anyone else: http://t.co/83JD3Z…

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2013-06-26 20:57:51

Looks like @BmoreCityDOT must tweet from a Galaxy Tab!

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2013-06-27 16:25:27

My grandfather's old photo slides confirm: I was the cutest baby ever.

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2013-06-27 16:36:57

RT @wbalradio: Balt City Councilmen Stokes blaming "too many corrupt police officers" for recent increase in murders in the city http://t.c…

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2013-06-27 18:52:29

RT @HemlockMartinis: Edward Snowden parachutes into the Texas Senate chamber with two red pandas. Twitter's servers immediately burst into …

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2013-06-27 19:25:38

@TheBrownWord We're just all one big happy metropolitan area.

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2013-06-28 20:54:55

Sinkhole at O'Donnell and Conkling Streets, police on the scene

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July

2013-07-01 11:07:09

RT @kcunning: Asking a five-year-old an open-ended question is like querying the shittiest fucking API ever.

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2013-07-02 19:19:49

@bosconet @MayorSRB If they did, how would you know about it to be impressed?

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2013-07-03 14:23:51

Edward Snowden et al are very effectively making U.S. and Obama administration look both impotent and heavy-handed.

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2013-07-03 16:25:47

For @jackgaynor: rain pushing Chesapeake Bay jellies south http://t.co/wbiJgfr2xj

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2013-07-08 13:42:53

Feels odd when I remove people from my address book because they are deceased.

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2013-07-11 18:49:13

@Bontebutt Even a metal detector?

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2013-07-11 19:19:07

@KateMessner Their job title literally has the word "agent" in it. Hard to represent not an agent of the company.

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2013-07-11 19:59:45

What could possibly be in VS2010 SP1 that the install takes an hour and renders VS useless during?

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2013-07-12 17:29:17

Nothing like a big bowl of chili and a chai tea for a gloomy day like this.

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2013-07-12 17:38:40

@kendallmiller Just eating at my desk, watching the rain fall for a few minutes.

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2013-07-12 20:13:09

@cindylopher In a few years they will be swapping stories about literal patient shit.

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2013-07-12 20:29:00

RT @TimWilliamsCBS: WOW! SF TV station KTVU reports #Asiana pilots named "Sum Ting Wong," "Ho Lee Fuk" VIDEO: http://t.co/WqESDtLvVE http:/…

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2013-07-15 00:49:40

Begin your countdown to Zimmerman for Congress

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2013-07-16 23:03:59

RT @mjg59: "Fixed by FTPing it in binary mode instead of ascii" HOW MANY DECADES WASTED HOW IS THIS STILL A THING

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2013-07-17 15:10:52

That awkward moment when someone who's been tailgating you all down Harford Road pulls into the office parking lot too.

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2013-07-17 15:22:22

RT @justin_fenton: Breaking: Darryl Anderson, Baltimore's "public enemy no. 1" arrested by US Marshals in Birmingham, AL

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2013-07-17 16:39:08

Two departments in @BCGov seem to be ignoring my emails. Even a "no we won't do that" reply is better than no reply at all.

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2013-07-17 16:58:45

@BCgov Thanks, I sent an email to Larry Simmons. My questions are pretty minor concerns, but a reply would be nice.

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2013-07-17 17:29:22

@alsnyder02 @bosconet With the risk of bedbugs you're unlikely to find many takers for used upholstered furniture.

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2013-07-17 19:47:22

@kendallmiller Does it contain anything I haven't already heard you talk about at some point? ;) Might come out.

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2013-07-17 20:02:29

@kendallmiller See you there. Easy trip on the Circulator bus.

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2013-07-18 16:44:12

RT @ExploreBaltCo: Boston Marathon victim Erika Brannock gets fully accessible bathroom, courtesy of Freemasons of Maryland: http://t.co/gs…

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2013-07-18 16:54:12

Thanks to Larry Simmons and John Morris of @BCGov for taking the time to listen to my questions and requests. Keep up the good work!

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2013-07-18 18:29:41

RT @TBWheeler: Dead fish and milky water flowing from Jones Falls into Inner Harbor. State, city investigating. http://t.co/Pb1P1qMYze

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2013-07-18 19:26:51

RT @HealthyHarbor: Murky water and dead fish in the Jones Falls may be linked to thermal water conditions. HAZMAT team present. http://t.co…

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2013-07-18 19:37:40

People seem to forget that driving with the intention of changing someone else's bad behavior is also aggressive driving.

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2013-07-18 22:18:09

Tried to report phishing to @WellsFargo by forwarding email to reportphish, got bounced back for containing a zero day virus. No duh!

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2013-07-18 22:43:02

RT @normative: Reminder: Order giving NSA your phone records due to be renewed tomorrow. http://t.co/ahZfQ8c76q

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2013-07-19 17:53:30

Should I ditch my ham radio callsign of 17 years when I upgrade this weekend? Likely new call would be between AB3SU and AB3ZZ.

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2013-07-19 18:08:01

@elvestinkle Freshness would be the only reason, I guess.

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2013-07-21 15:48:47

Finally found a thread that explains by my Oregon Scientific JMR868A. A Pacific Time Zone bug. Go figure.

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2013-07-21 23:02:39

@HamRail I decided to sleep in because I thought the hamfest would be rained out, so I didn't test up.

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2013-07-22 01:37:00

Police helicopter low/circling over Harford Road south of Taylor, got to scanner too late for info. (cc @ParkvillePatch)

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2013-07-22 17:36:05

@alisternburg urchin tracking module

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2013-07-22 19:17:21

@justin_fenton I hope you will be sure to let us know when a #1 is dethroned without being caught, or the program is quietly ditched.

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2013-07-22 21:10:19

@howardjp Congrats! Hope to hear you on the air soon! (hint: Baltimore Traffic Net 18:30 tonight 146.67/-)

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2013-07-22 21:31:08

@mcwhittemore @socialtables @danberger Awkward.

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2013-07-22 22:09:15

Appears to be a Justice for Treyvon Martin rally on Harford at Lanvale

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2013-07-23 13:34:53

RT @SouthBmore1: Background checks please Baltimore City!! RT cwellssun: Man convicted of stealing nearly $1.4M from housing authority http…

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2013-07-24 16:50:25

If you still "top quote" email replies in 2013, you are officially wasting everyone's time.

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2013-07-25 01:00:30

@freebsdgirl Command-Shift-T is your friend.

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2013-07-30 15:27:13

Snowden docs show "abuse of authority" in FedGov. Candidate Obama swore to protect. Obama today: crickets. http://t.co/wF1mbITI1n

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2013-07-30 21:24:36

RT @mmasnick: Hilarious. Apparently @RepMikeRogers' office is telling reporters that they want to sue me for defamation.

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2013-07-31 14:38:36

RT @astroehlein: Revealed: NSA program collects 'nearly everything a user does on internet' | So is there anything NSA doesn't spy on? http…

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2013-07-31 15:56:44

I read that there's a bad review about Rotolight Limited products somewhere on the Internet

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August

2013-08-11 17:14:29

SECU of Maryland begs for help to keep its cushy tax status, next week spends $45 million to name a stadium after itself. Nope.

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2013-08-12 19:12:30

Tim Armstrong's conference call with Patch employees makes me worry it may not be around much longer.

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2013-08-12 19:37:12

RT @evacide: Cloudflare: "our proper role is not that of Internet censor" http://t.co/jLmv76sXwL

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2013-08-14 17:22:57

@NotTheDecider Towson University Arena

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2013-08-14 17:51:21

I'm alpha/stress testing my photo gallery today. The only exposed function is "random image." Enjoy! https://t.co/GHQBnOePF3

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2013-08-14 22:06:27

Just saw the police and news helicopters heading westbound along the northern border of the city

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2013-08-15 15:42:12

Reporting B&E of abandoned house to 911. Dispatch: "Did you enter the property?" Me: "I really don't need that kind of trouble."

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2013-08-15 18:03:01

@samanthasquared I have a vibration detector app running on my tablet right now. It's quite visible.

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2013-08-15 19:28:59

Comcast's up-sell marketing people have a new caller-id number to block: (888) 983-4603

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2013-08-15 19:43:36

So used to writing "cc: [~user]" in my JIRA comments that I started doing it in middle of emails w/o actually cc'ing recipient.

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2013-08-15 20:33:34

For over a decade @SenatorBarb Mikulski has been an apologist for the surveillance state. Good for Maryland, bad for privacy.

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2013-08-15 20:40:34

RT @batterista: If my day in any way involves faxing anything, I get very gloomy.

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2013-08-15 20:43:30

RT @disappearinjon: @vees With the NSA having been Maryland's largest employer for 20+ years, "good for MD" and "good for privacy" will rem…

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2013-08-16 01:32:44

RT @blakehounshell: The NSA's argument is basically: Well, we spy on so many people that 2,700 violations are no big deal in the grand sche…

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2013-08-16 15:02:20

Lavabit: "If the American public knew what our government was doing, they wouldn’t be allowed to do it anymore"

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2013-08-16 21:51:35

RT @NWCPBaltimore: We have been notified by the Police of individuals wearing safety vests knocking on doors and pretending to be... http:/…

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2013-08-19 01:46:48

RT @BCObreakingnews: Parkville ARMED ROBBERY 2700 Blk. Taylor Ave. Suspect is a white male, displayed handgun. Fled the scene on foot. He…

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2013-08-19 01:56:41

@BCObreakingnews Parkville Ops talkgroup is very quiet right now, any idea what TG the search ops are on?

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2013-08-21 14:51:11

RT @normative: Americans can breathe easy knowing our government won't let people just go around "informing us" without serious consequence…

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2013-08-21 14:51:37

RT @JeffPatterson11: So this is six days straight that we have learned the NSA's scope is broader than known the previous day.

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2013-08-21 14:54:19

RT @holy_chao: What happened to Gina Grey when she pointed out government abuse through its own mechanisms: http://t.co/w0iT7FkSSV

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2013-08-21 16:33:42

FYI @dreamhost @dhstatus Singapore server is not responding. Ticket in as #5905552.

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2013-08-21 16:38:02

RT @pushingit: BRO DUDE BRO I JUST CRUSHED THAT .EMACS CONFIG FILE

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2013-08-21 16:42:35

RT @Mike_FTW: It’ll be hard to find a cell for Bradley Manning due to prison overcrowding from Wall St. workers serving time for the mortga…

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2013-08-21 17:35:36

I am eating a peach I picked off a tree at a farm six miles from my house this weekend. Amazing.

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2013-08-21 17:39:38

@d9jms For the record, it was a pick-your-own farm and I paid for all my peaches.

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2013-08-22 15:39:57

Cut news orgs a break on Manning pronouns. Identity has inertia. My wife still gets mail with her maiden name.

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2013-08-22 15:42:35

@sycobuny I get your point, but many of our wedding gift checks were written out to her maiden name.

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2013-08-22 19:47:02

RT @BaltCoSun: #Catonsville High's new principal excited for first week of school: http://t.co/pW2apnTJ8R (From @SunCatonsville)

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2013-08-23 13:42:16

RT @Moochava: Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia.…

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2013-08-23 15:20:14

Finally got that terrible DirecTV dish off my roof. Now I can stop being mad at the installer all over again every time I see it.

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2013-08-26 19:15:53

The @BaltimoreSun homepage is pretty much the laughingstock of a large portion of the Internet right now.

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2013-08-26 19:18:51

@BCObreakingnews Police working crash Putty Hill at Avondale, Parkville

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2013-08-28 12:03:46

RT @BACOPoliceFire: Baltimore Co police officer shot while serving warrant in Wilkens this am. Press briefing at 7:45 am at Shock Trauma.

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2013-08-29 14:42:30

RT @baltimoresun: "This is an obvious error." Parking ticket shows citation was issued too soon. http://t.co/SmaBFS0XOE

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2013-08-29 17:49:42

Lunch break at the aquarium. I deserve it after this week so far.

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2013-08-29 17:58:09

@samanthasquared I'm headed to the new viewing area in just a minute.

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2013-08-29 18:13:42

@samanthasquared Hi back http://t.co/R7WOmnVsQX

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2013-08-29 20:23:12

Paraphrased NSA: Use of sudo is evidence of brilliance.

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2013-08-30 14:48:42

Tonight I am going to sit on my back porch with a beer and watch Netflix on my tablet.

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2013-08-30 15:29:39

@avdi I'm in a grey cube in a 11 story office building. Periodically an actual, no-joke batch of race cars speed by on the street below.

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2013-08-30 16:10:00

400 E. Pratt St. addition in question after city design panel blasts proposal http://t.co/X1bzr7q5Oy via @BaltBizOnline

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2013-08-31 23:26:37

@HousingWatchMD This is a test to trigger an auto-tweet every time construction in my office building causes the windows to shake.

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2013-08-31 23:53:29

@HousingWatchMD Check out http://t.co/WKtAoQt9DG, it's really cool. I use it for different sensor stuff every few months.

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September

2013-09-03 16:33:08

Sept. 5 is "SECU Shouldn't Spend $4.5 Million To Name A College Arena If They Don't Want To Pay More Taxes Day" http://t.co/jF1RvLkxPC

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2013-09-03 19:22:08

RT @ShortSpanSteel: Jesup South Bridge in Buchanan Co. IA gets new life with eSPAN140 tool - see article in Engineering News Record, http:/…

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2013-09-03 19:39:22

Foriegn policy is dominating the news today. Guess nobody famous is in rehab or having a baby (or both) today.

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2013-09-04 20:38:56

RT @BCObreakingnews: Parkville PEDESTRIAN STRUCK 7900 Blk. Harford Rd. 70 y/o hit by a bus, Patient is in trauma arrest. Avoid the area. …

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2013-09-05 13:29:08

I'm sad that I won't have @SamanthaSquared to talk about neighborhood issues with over coffee in the mornings anymore.

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2013-09-05 13:41:37

@TheBrownWord Same here

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2013-09-05 16:08:27

Went to import Peoplesoft timesheet from @Toggl and found API v6 was deprecated. Luckily it was an easy(ish) patch http://t.co/1ofEb3juqG

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2013-09-05 17:00:42

Passionate emails from C-suiters on honest, punctual time sheets always remind me of this @ATLBlog post: http://t.co/ELX0yhpklx

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2013-09-05 17:08:30

@samanthasquared @abachman @kbladow This stuff has made a huge improvement in our yard-and safe for pets and birds: http://t.co/bE25oFwDCF

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2013-09-05 17:13:30

@kendallmiller Timesheets are like laundry. I hate doing them, but if I don't, eventually I won't have a shirt on my back.

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2013-09-05 17:18:29

@kendallmiller If you'll notice from my previous tweet today, I actually have code that fills them out for me now.

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2013-09-05 17:57:18

@kendallmiller Nah, @toggl just deprecated the old API on September 1

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2013-09-05 19:35:05

Working from a cube on the west side of @HavasDiscovery building today. Why? Because I can.

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2013-09-06 09:40:15

RT @bmoreconnected: When Edward Snowden dies his obituary will say: While not his intent, Snowden hastened the death of Facebook

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2013-09-06 17:05:25

RT @smd: Endorsing people on LinkedIn is beginning to feel like a professional implementation of FarmVille.

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2013-09-07 00:12:07

RT @Horse_Recruiter: Developer was very rude to me, I endorsed him for http://t.co/jFuMnK1eEp on LinkedIn. #payback

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2013-09-08 20:43:25

Kayaked this track http://t.co/6cT3RpqIND this morning to take this panorama http://t.co/Q3NlnfffHQ and feeling pretty good.

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2013-09-09 13:22:19

Traffic on Guilford Avenue self into the city is at a standstill I have no idea what could be going on

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2013-09-09 17:47:09

RT @matthew_d_green: I received a request from my Dean this morning asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University serv…

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2013-09-09 21:09:39

RT @CityOfLasVegas: See our emergency kit at City Hall and get tips on what to include in yours on our blog: http://t.co/byLEhKZoMt #NATLPR…

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2013-09-10 02:30:11

I spend so much time on expertly curated topical sites and blogs that it is jarring to wind up somewhere that isn't.

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2013-09-10 10:41:46

RT @0xabad1dea: OS/2 Warp comes with a doozy of a disclaimer http://t.co/nihMKnuyGe

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2013-09-10 13:57:43

Anyone know how I report a Baltimore City vehicle treating a red traffic light like a stop sign? @MayorSRB @BaltimoreDGS

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2013-09-10 14:17:48

Does anyone else find it disconcerting that the city animal shelter is on Stockholm Street? The animals must love it there!

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2013-09-10 16:07:51

Dear co-workers: Am I wearing business attire that might be suitable for an interview? Yes. Is the joke funny the 12th time? No.

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2013-09-12 17:15:48

Damn I wish I had remembered to unplug my antennas this morning. Fingers crossed that I don't come back to a fried radio.

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2013-09-12 19:25:11

City fire and police are investigating a hazardous condition in the 100 blk of N Calvert St, according to @BaltimoreOEM.

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2013-09-12 19:25:32

RT @justin_fenton: Scene outside Mitchell Courthouse where shetiff's office says a trash can exploded outside http://t.co/cjCskbOtzC

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2013-09-12 19:42:29

@Marobella Good thing you took a train home and not a flight, BWI is shut down because the tower took a lightning strike

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2013-09-12 20:22:53

RT @justingeorge: #bwi airtraffic equip. damaged & pssgrs being told it could be 4-6 hrs (if some flights are not completely canceled) befo…

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2013-09-12 20:38:07

The city sheriffs better hustle to finish this explosion investigation before this next thunderstorm cell hits.

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2013-09-12 21:20:47

@normative Is the job to create a NSA link shortener?

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2013-09-13 00:45:06

I just lost The Game.

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2013-09-13 11:43:31

RT @Huth: Fox news attempts to explain what Github is http://t.co/RBa3wTUGvX

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2013-09-13 17:30:40

Apple allegedly comping @KimDotcom's iCloud is like Frank Sobotka learning his cell is "flagged" to not be cut off in The Wire

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2013-09-13 17:32:22

I know a news headline is good when I send the link to @bsarsgard and he just mumbles "Please let there be a mug shot..."

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2013-09-15 17:34:53

Need to remember to burn off some of the dust in the house heating system while we have the windows open during the day.

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2013-09-16 13:54:40

It cut down trees, wasted taxes, tied up downtown, and took tourist dollars away from small businesses. Good riddance Grand Prix!

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2013-09-16 14:20:06

Pretty sure I tried to pop a soap bubble by eating it right before this photo was taken: http://t.co/pVIxUrt3dx

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2013-09-16 19:18:29

Does anyone else get LinkedIn spam with "intended for Lindsay Nelson" in the footer, or is it just me?

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2013-09-16 20:20:01

Your helpful remodeler cats picture of the day: http://t.co/WgVsIPierF

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2013-09-16 20:30:13

@canweriotnow It is a work in progress. There are a lot of features left before "hide unimportant EXIF fields."

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2013-09-17 14:59:16

The local Patch news sites were a shining beacon of local journalism, but are now trending into irrelevancy.

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2013-09-17 15:32:20

Renewed my subscription to @Appigo Todo Pro without hesitation. Great job on solid software, guys!

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2013-09-17 16:09:38

So nice to leave the house this morning and see 700 watts on the meter instead of the 6,000 my A/C has been pulling all summer.

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2013-09-17 16:23:15

Oh well, @nytimes pay-wall blocked my last link, so I guess I'll just delete the tweet and move on with my life.

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2013-09-17 16:28:17

If my wife sees this Times article by Jackson Landers, I'll be on shoe check duty for the rest of my life. http://t.co/DB43eSu42l

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2013-09-17 16:29:10

@samanthasquared Okay, I will post it again and see what happens.

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2013-09-17 16:43:08

If your dataset fits on a single disk drive that you can Fedex to me, it's not Big Data.

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2013-09-17 17:01:08

@bosconet Okay, but it's never a 4TB drive.

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2013-09-17 17:24:23

@d9jms No I think just wolf spiders, possibly brown recluse. Black widow unlikely.

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2013-09-17 18:10:25

Picture of the day: overlooking a hilltop in Ireland http://t.co/Y4mkQHckME

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2013-09-17 21:14:42

RT @matthew_d_green: People: while I appreciate that you are earnest, we do not need to encrypt with AES+Salsa20+Twofish. Especially not in…

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2013-09-17 21:22:24

News choppers swarming just north of city hall and the police building. Wonder what's up?

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2013-09-17 21:38:44

Looks like one final BGE bill >$250 for the season. Okay, I can deal with that.

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2013-09-18 10:27:50

@torrez I think that happens with any barber. Went to the same guy for 18 years. He retired. Next haircut was hard to explain.

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2013-09-18 13:10:27

RT @BaltimoreBrew: Why did "scheduling conflicts" doom Prix? City said in legal agreement there wd be none! http://t.co/fvZXlApOhP

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2013-09-18 14:47:41

RT @normative: Wow. Doctors & medical journal sued for publishing an article that made malpractice suits harder to win. http://t.co/3N5qWs4…

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2013-09-18 14:55:36

@GusSent Check the list of apps that may be approved to use your account. Then purge it.

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2013-09-18 15:03:07

@JulieSax @GusSent https://t.co/cetLIqXgSj

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2013-09-19 15:44:51

@matthew_d_green The best way to hide a diff is change code structure - tabs to spaces, indent changes, extra whitespace, etc.

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2013-09-19 15:46:14

@matthew_d_green Make half your code change in that one, the other half when you "apologize" and undo the reformatting

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2013-09-19 15:52:53

@matthew_d_green Try reordering all the functions, renaming a dozen common primitives with #DEFINE

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2013-09-19 16:04:59

RT @Citizen_Corps: Download the Emergency Financial First Aid Kit for disaster prep…money edition! http://t.co/bwWlKkEWsZ

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2013-09-19 16:53:29

@PhilDarnowsky Lead is a terrible RF shield. Your wifi would still work and your phone would still ring.

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2013-09-19 16:54:07

@PhilDarnowsky But in the event of a distant hypernova, you might survive the gamma radiation burst.

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2013-09-19 16:55:58

@PhilDarnowsky Sadly the guard dogs would still perish. Better give them lead cages too.

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2013-09-19 17:01:49

iOS7 update on half battery. No charger to be found. Living dangerously.

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2013-09-19 17:19:39

@O_C A way to employ five highly compensated employees from the paycheck of hundreds that aren't.

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2013-09-19 17:47:50

iOS 7 update broke Google Authenticator. Still get OTP codes but have to guess for which sites. http://t.co/AabXGiyrD5

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2013-09-19 18:26:39

@KimEdits I was behind on app updates. Pulled the latest one and it looks much better.

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2013-09-19 18:58:46

RT @trevortimm: DOJ to journalist: Unless you kill your NSA story, we're giving the answers to your questions to another reporter http://t.…

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2013-09-19 19:25:52

RT @neiltyson: Our identity is located in our brain. So the executioner's command "Off with his head!" should really be "Off with his body!"

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2013-09-19 20:20:43

@le "If it fits, it ships!"

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2013-09-19 20:31:13

CBS headline says Pittsburgh TSA gambling "illegal", in copy: "investigation determined that no laws were broken." http://t.co/I8EsHLa3lV

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2013-09-20 14:29:48

I really don't understand this spam email I just got. Are they trying to pump and dump Apple stock? http://t.co/HiuUzsAXVh

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2013-09-20 14:36:59

Also, when did favoriting become the new retweet?

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2013-09-20 14:38:44

@csoghoian Can we set up special fiber lines just for state actors hacking into each other so it doesn't cut into my Netflix bandwidth?

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2013-09-20 15:45:05

Thanks to @ampledata for being the first ever to fork one of my @github repos. Feels good, man.

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2013-09-20 16:34:01

Two showers since my last swim at the Y and I can still smell the chlorine in my hair.

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2013-09-20 16:41:06

@BmoreSandlots Sadly you are the only person in @harfordpark that has expressed interest in kids team sports. Momentum is just not there.

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2013-09-20 18:12:09

@DanieljGross I've called in at least three different median fires along MD highways in the last decade - more common than you think.

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2013-09-20 18:47:22

Ten years ago: Isabel hit. @kath_devi renting a room, watched me scurry filling ad hoc water bottles as power lines exploded.

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2013-09-20 19:02:23

If the ACLU defended 2A with the rest of the Constitution, I bet they'd send nicer branded attire and less junk mail than NRA.

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2013-09-20 20:00:27

@BCObreakingnews This is cool but not the type of bulletin that I've come to expect from your feed.

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2013-09-20 20:04:58

@BCObreakingnews This is the only feed I follow (out of 720) that is set to alert on my lock screen, because it IS local breaking.

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2013-09-20 20:05:35

@BCObreakingnews Adding clutter will make me (and others?) rethink the sort of attention we're giving your tweets.

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2013-09-20 20:09:47

@BCObreakingnews Thanks, and great job!

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2013-09-20 21:35:58

@BmoreSandlots that's awesome please have those 10 people get in touch with me

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2013-09-21 16:18:48

@BmoreSandlots Equipment is easy to come by. Volunteer time is always the bottleneck.

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2013-09-21 20:09:38

@wildbluebug Amazon just sent me a note on backyard product discounts.

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2013-09-21 21:39:44

RT @santheo: "Django Reinhardt, who if you don't know, is a jazz musician from the '20s who is named after a web framework." -@adrianholova…

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2013-09-23 12:44:17

I'm starting to worry about the raw computing power that I drive around with in the car

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2013-09-23 13:28:22

@bosconet It was more about the morning chats I have with Siri over my Bluetooth to review my calendar and fill my to-do list.

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2013-09-23 15:17:00

RT @rjbs: It bugs me whenever I sign up for API access and have to talk about the “product” I’ll be producing. I dunno, man, I just wanna p…

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2013-09-23 15:25:24

Starting 10/1 adult (over 16) passengers in the rear seat will also be required to wear a seat belt in Maryland.

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2013-09-23 15:38:54

Mon: Freemasons. Tue: Citizens on Patrol. Wed: Ham radio training. Thu: Mow lawn. Fri: Shake my cane at neighborhood kids.

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2013-09-23 19:39:48

Me and my sister inside palace grounds in Thailand in 2009: http://t.co/CnsYFr1VMU

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2013-09-23 20:39:02

@elvestinkle Get your shit together, Killen.

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2013-09-23 20:50:49

@elvestinkle Just trying to help.

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2013-09-23 22:13:48

Accident on N. Charles St. south of Windhurst. Not affecting traffic too bad, police have it under control.

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2013-09-24 17:23:47

Does anyone know the last time an earthquake created a significant new land mass like the one that just appeared off Pakistan?

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2013-09-24 18:01:00

I am showing great professional restraint by not writing a very sarcastic tweet about a BBJ article I just read.

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2013-09-25 17:54:32

Caitlin and I at the Maryland Ren Fest in 2012: http://t.co/wUp4Vokka6

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2013-09-25 18:12:12

I can't get my laptop wifi to switch off of this NAVYBLIMP network. Anyone else in Baltimore having this problem?

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2013-09-26 15:42:13

Proof that you can never really know what's packed in your bags and on your person at all times: http://t.co/vcrdTPgEsh

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2013-09-26 16:01:37

Happy Tie Thursday everyone! http://t.co/qrDhTNF6uW

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2013-09-26 17:11:18

#navyblimp #iswatchingyoupoop http://t.co/OhBTkZmfYL

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2013-09-26 20:07:43

@jeffreyprice What do they want instead?

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2013-09-26 20:07:57

RT @joshgerstein: Problem w/Alexander's claim that Americans would be comfortable w/surveillance if they could be told all details is that …

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2013-09-26 20:08:21

RT @realtimwilliams: #BREAKING: Up to a dozen vehicles involved in major freeway accident on I-83 near York, PA. http://t.co/nhNEtO3ewj ph…

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2013-09-26 20:16:45

If you are getting on I-83 N this evening anywhere north of Timonium, you are going to have a bad time.

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2013-09-27 13:48:04

It's my birthday, also known as "notification tabs explosion day."

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2013-09-27 14:06:27

I'm giving a donut to anyone in the office who swings by to wish me a happy birthday. Seems like the fairest distribution method.

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2013-09-27 14:06:45

RT @Dharlette: Women in tech aren't unicorns; they're Rhinos: badass creatures that have been hunted to near-extinction by pure irresponsib…

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2013-09-27 15:45:24

The worst way to find out someone was let go that day is when your emails to them bounce as undeliverable.

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2013-09-27 15:50:11

@d9jms That's slightly better. Best: Email from higher ups sent as the deed is done.

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2013-09-27 15:56:13

I really want to see the annoying GEICO banner plane buzz the creepy Navy blimp.

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2013-09-27 16:14:18

My dad is never so relaxed as when he's in tropical island waters wearing a mask and snorkel http://t.co/Mz7jyGCa4W

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2013-09-27 16:56:12

The @BaltimoreSun says "only seafood and produce vendors" allowed on state roads. So flower vendors (ROSES) on MD-41 are illegal?

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2013-09-27 16:57:13

RT @BaltCoSun: Get Good Go food truck asked to leave location less than 25 days after opening at Halethorpe MARC train station: http://t.co…

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2013-09-27 17:01:59

@samanthasquared I always think of produce as edibles, but I will accept your theory as plausible.

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2013-09-27 18:15:26

I haven't written or typed my birth date year instead of the current year even once today. This may be a new record for me.

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2013-09-27 19:04:44

Someone taught my wife how to add the Emoji keyboard to her iPhone. I will find them and cut off their thumbs.

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2013-09-29 13:23:20

RT @phil_g: I made a thing! Baltimore County's released their GIS data, so I made a data visualization. Zoom in and click around: http://t.…

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2013-09-30 13:39:11

BREAKING: Baby Carlson expected in April 2014: future grandparents, aunts, uncles all ecstatic! http://t.co/renDNnkPk1

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2013-09-30 15:22:01

At work my tablet, iPod, three computers, desk phone and clock all keep their time in perfect sync to UTC. This makes me happy.

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2013-09-30 15:22:23

RT @BCObreakingnews: The pedestrian struck this morning in #Towson has been identified as a 911 center employee. Our thoughts and... http:/…

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2013-09-30 19:27:29

Reminded by @bsarsgard that pinhole leak injuries are a thing. Now I am just spinning in my desk chair shuddering nope nope nope.

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2013-10-01 13:03:30

Maryland Health Connection appears to be closed until 12 Noon due to "connectivity issues." Wonder what that really means?

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2013-10-01 13:16:56

RT @matthew_d_green: First signs of the government shutdown: the supercomputers at Ft. Meade are now mining Bitcoin.

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2013-10-01 13:18:11

@bradisarobot My power is out due to electron flow issues.

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2013-10-01 13:35:15

@justin_fenton And the public will continue to film the police from their iPhones and post on YouTube.

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2013-10-01 13:52:36

My first night of sleep tracking shows 3 distinct and 1 questionable REM cycle in 7.8 hours. Seems low.

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2013-10-01 15:25:44

RT @HousingWatchMD: Is the local real estate "investors" group suggesting people should discriminate against those on Social Security? http…

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2013-10-01 15:50:00

RT @justin_fenton: Release of the ticket, even redacted, would be "invasion of privacy, prejudice investigation, endanger safety" https://t…

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2013-10-01 15:51:04

@BmoreSandlots Send me a blurb and I'll add it.

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2013-10-01 17:23:16

EF gurus: How I can can construct an EntityObject DateTime insert so that it uses SQL's getdate() instead of DateTime.Now?

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2013-10-01 19:02:56

Does anyone know if WWV/WWVB still transmit during the shutdown?

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2013-10-01 19:52:27

GOP saw front page photo of veterans breaking into a shuttered national park in D.C. and suddenly want to fund those three things.

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2013-10-02 00:23:59

RT @WX2DX: @vees yes #WWV is still broadcasting. http://t.co/ngq5IGtfJg

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2013-10-02 14:04:58

Google should just redirect all search clicks for .gov sites to the cached page. It's what everybody's doing anyway.

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2013-10-02 14:48:11

RT @LeoShane: Official Park Police statement:"The memorial is legally closed. We're asking for cooperation. But we're not seeking confronta…

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2013-10-02 14:51:14

RT @normative: Let's try it for warrants: There's always probable cause to believe a search will produce evidence of guilt OR reassure us o…

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2013-10-02 14:57:03

RT @LeoShane: Chaos as Honor Flights vets arrive. Supporters with flags lining the #WWIIMemorial entrance, applauding. http://t.co/ZllMm8IU…

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2013-10-02 15:37:09

Day two of sleep tracking. Chart is visibly worse than day 1.

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2013-10-02 15:44:09

Coffee is finally kicking in today. Definitely longer than usual.

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2013-10-02 16:05:37

If Traffic Engineering used popular vote instead of a research-based process, Baltimore County would just be one big speed hump.

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2013-10-02 16:10:31

Some days watching my neighborhood "discussions" I can honestly not understand why anyone would run for local elected office.

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2013-10-03 14:18:14

At Boston Bombing training seminar. So many police. Can't decide if there are more iPhones or sidearms visible from my seat.

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2013-10-03 14:21:14

@samanthasquared No just general preparedness for natural or man made disasters.

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2013-10-03 16:22:39

Can I squeeze in a haircut during the generous symposium lunch break? Let's find out. I'm next in line. Looking good.

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2013-10-03 18:47:54

RT @jerrigirl: Police really earned their pay today by saving lives in the Capitol. Oh, they're not getting paid? My bad.

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2013-10-04 13:46:04

Honest question: Why isn't MD-295 shut down with the rest of the national parks?

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2013-10-04 13:57:23

Please share: Unemployment Insurance Procedures for Federal Civilian Employees Working in Maryland http://t.co/3FBy96zfQo

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2013-10-04 23:39:26

RT @USPS: When you see postal carriers deliver mail today, it’s a reminder that we are open because we receive no tax dollars for operation…

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2013-10-05 15:22:31

RT @BCObreakingnews: EssexStolen Vehicle BCoBN is asking for everyone's help locating one of our admins vehicles that was stolen... http:…

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2013-10-08 14:56:08

Rest in peace, Terry Jr. I didn't get to know you for long, but we'll all miss you http://t.co/8sZiEvuj2h

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2013-10-08 15:24:47

Remember, you're legally required to always ride in the bike lanes in NYC http://t.co/HSVXsNvI42

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2013-10-08 15:56:12

Of all the federal government services, I miss the FCC's ULS License Search the most.

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2013-10-08 23:14:38

It takes a special kind of person to believe that if you don't pay your bills nothing bad will happen to you.

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2013-10-09 13:47:00

RT @davetroy: Graft: JP Grant, who saved (and shelved) the Grand Prix may recoup losses in a lucrative water meter contract. http://t.co/ay…

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2013-10-09 15:06:38

View from the ham radio C2 station for Bike MS in Chestertown MD 2009 http://t.co/Or51C8V9RZ

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2013-10-09 15:55:06

Do @MrDrewScott and @MrSilverScott know that their seminars are being advertised by dodgy email spammers using dirty lists?

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2013-10-09 16:20:59

RT @DianaGross: Reason #107 to travel with a French press: a flight attendant just told me that she sanitizes her panties w/ the in-room c…

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2013-10-09 19:26:30

@TheScottBros DM me an email address for follow me for DM

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2013-10-09 19:35:55

Government shutdown lays bare the fiction of "our" national parks. If they were ours, we could go in them without supervision.

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2013-10-09 19:47:29

@dj_kittycat Their living situation was shitty before the shut-down: check out Andrea Lankford's book "Ranger Confidential" for more

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2013-10-09 20:24:57

Just got another spam email featuring @TheScottBros: http://t.co/liyX9hmosZ

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2013-10-10 14:32:11

@asymmetricinfo Only people who watched a lot of network TV in their formative years in the 80s

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2013-10-10 14:35:25

@asymmetricinfo I guess that works too. Mine is less sad.

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2013-10-10 14:37:51

@asymmetricinfo And now that I looked it up I realize it was Keaton, so my joke isn't really funny anymore.

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2013-10-10 15:44:23

Today's storm tore the flag over the @CustomsBorder office in two. No staff is there to answer the phone and repair. http://t.co/VdKlVDywPY

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2013-10-10 15:52:53

@kbladow Seeing as I don't think the FPS police have been furloughed, that seems like a bad idea. Also, it's quite a jump.

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2013-10-10 15:53:55

RT @BaltimoreBrew: Rejected company had LOWEST BID for #Baltimore water meter contract. @MayorSRB. A BREW EXCLUSIVE. http://t.co/52fqzyNyCv

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2013-10-10 19:00:19

Also RIP emergency fund. We'll get you back ASAP.

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2013-10-10 20:22:26

RIP hot water heater, 1991-2013. You exceeded MTBF and avoided catastrophic failure with a slow warning leak. Your replacement is shiny.

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2013-10-14 16:08:50

The @zillow estimate for the value of my house is easily 10% too high, which skews my net worth on @mint into absurd numbers.

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2013-10-14 16:52:47

RT @JulianKiani: I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into a store and take whatever I want.

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2013-10-14 18:22:20

New decrepitude milestone: I have just asked neighbors to pool together for a radar gun to document speeding on our block.

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2013-10-14 18:42:31

@ralban @Cal_Bowman Amazon has models for $85 so it won't take much investment.

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2013-10-14 18:46:53

@Cal_Bowman @ralban Last time we asked we were told there were only a few in the whole county and they were hard to get.

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2013-10-14 18:49:16

@d9jms If I had the spare time I used to you'd better believe it. Today, not so much.

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2013-10-14 19:41:16

Beltway at Belair shut down until 17:30 says @MDSHA. Looks like tonight I'll be 1) taking surface streets and 2) late to my class.

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2013-10-15 15:05:35

RT @iduncan: The Supreme Court has declined to take on the Maryland handgun carry permit case, according to an order issued this morning.

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2013-10-15 16:45:33

Tell me I'm not the only person who keeps a Python interactive shell open during the day to do basic arithmetic.

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2013-10-16 13:17:29

@daveweigel Just don't use Google's Voice Search to find more.

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2013-10-16 15:32:19

Schneier: "The younger generation is more used to radical transparency than secrecy, and is less invested in the national security state."

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2013-10-16 17:05:42

Really digging the Word Perfect 5.1 theme for Visual Studio I perfected by tinkering with the Oblivion background http://t.co/EI2hHbE48n

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2013-10-16 19:45:19

RT @pourmecoffee: One nice thing is tonight per tradition all 100 Senators will stand arm in arm and release 100 doves to fly through a gos…

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2013-10-16 20:55:24

Opening a spam email with the subject "Stop Getting Ripped Off By Timeshares" is a terrible way to accomplish said goal.

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2013-10-17 12:21:04

RT @usmanm: This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships. http://t.co/T8aCvyDJ80

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2013-10-17 17:37:26

Weird haze over downtown Baltimore right now.

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2013-10-17 18:18:00

@TBWheeler I saw a weird haze outside my 10th floor window at Pratt and Commerce at 1:37pm. Couldn't smell it.

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2013-10-18 18:46:05

Broadcasting live at http://t.co/pEGHeC0s8o just for fun. Most boring video you'll watch all day.

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2013-10-18 18:51:32

@stevef_havas Just the viewer count - I wish it didn't show me a picture of myself the whole time but what can you do?

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2013-10-18 19:37:27

@knarphie At least you didn't have to watch them listen to bad music.

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2013-10-19 15:46:38

Found the Larriland Farms main scanner frequency on 456.905 MHz. It's exactly as exciting as you'd imagine.

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2013-10-21 13:54:27

@dj_kittycat That's the "distressed furniture" style. It's very popular in secondhand and consignment shops.

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2013-10-21 18:39:31

RT @tjl: when your web project goes so badly that a man capable of bathing the earth in nuclear hellfire has to apologize for it

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2013-10-21 19:37:18

RT @baltimoresun: Caesars, who is building Baltimore casino, exits Boston project and acknowledges federal probe. http://t.co/aMfTlbwtXZ

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2013-10-23 12:33:57

@DanDawes I use Torque and a $15 dongle to do this already.

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2013-10-23 14:53:00

From March of 2007 to April of 2009 every tweet I wrote was entirely in lowercase. I have no idea why.

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2013-10-23 14:53:46

First tweet I ever wrote, when I thought it was just a platform for beaconing your location: https://t.co/pY0uwYlb4h

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2013-10-23 16:29:41

Predicted SVN logs in April 2014: r3481 4:07am: "bAby fEedinG TiMe AgAAIN fixed buGz lol wharrgarbl" r3482 8:45am "Reverts r3481"

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2013-10-23 19:12:18

RT @BaltSunBrk: Amazon's Baltimore distribution center means sales tax for its Maryland shoppers http://t.co/66UuGon1lo

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2013-10-24 14:03:18

@RectorSun Probably FLIR would catch it too, if it was concealed near his body recently.

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2013-10-24 14:40:55

RT @cjoh: When @RepAnnaEshoo asks what tests were done, contractors basically wait out the clock, and she's out of time. Unreal.

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2013-10-24 14:58:53

http://t.co/k9GeIK6DHs fiasco makes me happy to have @Andrew_B_Locke & @brianelangston to help keep our multi-vendor integrations on track.

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2013-10-24 15:45:15

RT @BaltimoreBrew: The big guns at KO Public Affairs and Gallagher Evelius are behind the Dynis/JP Grant water meter bid. http://t.co/11WET…

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2013-10-24 19:12:03

Freeze warning issued for tonight. Remember to make sure your outdoor taps are turned off and drained. Frozen pipes are no fun!

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2013-10-25 17:41:05

RT @AP: BREAKING: Magnitude 7.3 earthquake strikes off Fukushima region of Japan, US Geological Service says.

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2013-10-25 18:28:55

@BaltimoreBrew That bottled water probably goes through the same pipes to the Hampden Pepsi plant, then graphite filtered and bottled.

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2013-10-25 18:41:08

Every time I rediscover bitwise and XOR operations I am caught in a productivity black hole of binary math expressions.

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2013-10-27 21:25:14

Are the @waze routing servers down for everyone or just me?

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2013-10-28 01:15:51

Gmail has started to treat my MX like a probable spammer and greylist mail from me for over four hours. Not too happy about it.

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2013-10-28 15:17:01

RT @daveburke: Saw a cop this a.m. yelling at a guy in a wheelchair on the street. Thought, this could be ugly. Turns out they were just ta…

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2013-10-31 14:56:49

RT @aisamanra: i wanted to bro down w/ my computer so i typed in 'man time' but apparently it just wanted to tell me about unix commands

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2013-10-31 20:02:14

RT @Nextdoor: From all of us at Nextdoor, #HappyHalloween! http://t.co/cLaLtVgcVg

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November

2013-11-01 20:43:57

The sun is at the perfect angle to reflect off of the top floor of 300 East Lombard and directly into my eyes.

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2013-11-01 21:03:56

LAX TSA incident is evidence that the most dangerous place to be is in a queue on the insecure side of an entry control point.

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2013-11-01 23:35:07

RT @ShortSpanSteel: Ribbon-cutting ceremony for eSPAN140 demo bridge in Jesup, Iowa underway, http://t.co/VB1UR3muy7 http://t.co/xuYZjjDxyA

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2013-11-01 23:35:20

RT @ModernSteel: Iowa bridge gets new life with eSPAN140 online steel bridge tool: http://t.co/7FnihcVsWa @ShortSpanSteel

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2013-11-04 22:54:28

Why hello there 5:00pm sunset. Guess that means it's time to curl into a tiny ball and sleep until March 20.

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2013-11-05 11:58:00

On 11/20/2010 I proposed to @caitlin_carlson at @gramercymansion. Tonight we celebrate our 2nd anniversary. http://t.co/3uyhnFas8s

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2013-11-06 14:39:04

Dynis appeals to mayor to let it "re-price" its water meter contract http://t.co/e5ZxliJtMy Must be $100MM "you caught us" discount

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2013-11-07 16:13:48

When compiz crashes it looks like my laptop is having a three minute temper tantrum.

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2013-11-08 15:44:25

How did I not know about http://t.co/7pmMwYtgAz before last night!? So many fun PDF files to browse through.

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2013-11-08 17:09:48

Happy #followfriday! Check out my organizational alter-ego @harfordpark as HPCA transitions our new Secretary @KeithWolcott.

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2013-11-09 17:18:06

@bosconet @cindylopher I was thinking more along the lines of this: http://t.co/ny7v253Bo6

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2013-11-14 23:22:15

System.Reflection is dark, dark magic.

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2013-11-15 14:27:28

Adding System.Attributes to all the things!

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2013-11-15 22:31:55

RT @CarlosMiller: New PINAC Post: Boston PD Folds After Doubling-Down; Withdraws Felony Complaint Against PINAC http://t.co/wIMiaRPRSM

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2013-11-20 15:20:46

Used http://t.co/7pmMwYtgAz and http://t.co/5PYsYMfnz5 to uncover history of the shape of @harfordpark #mapgeek http://t.co/RGNtceznNS

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2013-11-20 15:42:47

RT @0xabad1dea: Gee, who could the United States be at war with whose name is two words and one is really short? It is a mystery http://t.c…

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2013-11-20 17:51:23

Welcome back @NavyBlimpBalto! http://t.co/iUgpcUZm0t

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2013-11-21 13:58:08

RT @taybenlor: Hey cleaners, I'm holding a cleaning hackathon at my house this weekend. There will be cleaning mentors and lots of cleaning…

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2013-11-21 15:42:18

Dear @ComcastCares I am showing major but sporadic packet loss in the Parkville MD area. Please look into this.

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2013-11-21 16:12:47

Ah November, where I unsubscribe from every retailers' email list that mutates from monthly brand reminder to biweekly annoyance.

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2013-11-21 19:27:21

RT @NavyBlimpBalto: @RectorSun Gas, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free.

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2013-11-21 20:20:44

Seems like (my web host at) @DreamHost is down. Support ticket in.

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2013-11-21 20:38:21

Looks good, we're back online. Thanks @DreamHostCare!

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2013-11-21 20:58:16

@ComcastMattV Things seem to be mostly resolved now, but I will let you know if that changes.

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2013-11-21 21:20:58

RT @canweriotnow: I don't use variadic functions because they lack solid arity.

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2013-11-21 21:31:19

I hit 600 LinkedIn connections today. Now where do I redeem them and all my Reddit karma for cash and prizes?

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2013-11-22 15:29:59

I think naming computers is a lost art. My laptops are named "love" and "wrath," and my iPod is named "solace."

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2013-11-22 17:31:29

@justin_fenton I thought it was a good pace.

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2013-11-25 22:20:43

RT @consumerist: United Leaves Dog Bleeding & Sick, Won't Pay Vet Bill Unless Passenger Agrees To Hush Up http://t.co/izWO8ooDUD

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2013-11-26 17:12:21

I am getting increasingly sentimental in my old age.

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2013-11-26 17:57:08

@bradisarobot @leopardprntcoat Congrats! Yay!

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2013-11-26 21:07:49

@lovelyleann To keep my finger on the pulse of Baltimore. If exciting news breaks, some reporter or scanner buff I follow will tweet it.

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2013-11-26 21:30:10

@kendallmiller Depends: who is waiting for the process to finish?

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2013-11-26 21:31:40

@kendallmiller Unless you're dispatching a fire truck, I can't imagine many situations where 20s delta on alert matters.

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2013-11-28 18:11:00

Fire and police activity south of Taylor Avenue on old Harford Road

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2013-11-28 18:31:06

@BCObreakingnews shed fire is cleared

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2013-11-30 02:52:15

C'mon Craigslist, do your magic: get these couches out of our house this weekend.

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December

2013-12-03 20:23:51

Google Voice spam filter let me count the ways I love you: 48 telemarketer calls that never rang through to my phone since 2010.

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2013-12-04 15:59:15

Lazyweb: Have you ever applied for a notary public commission in Maryland? How long did it take to be notified after you applied?

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2013-12-04 21:30:51

RT @BaltCoPS: BCPS grad achieves perfection on AP exam: Helen Gao among just 12 in world to ace Macroeconomics exam http://t.co/1cPDEsH0Uh

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2013-12-05 15:35:03

Why is @fema sending me emails about personal safety in mall parking lots? Should focus on EM and leave crime to local PD.

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2013-12-05 16:49:28

City-owned vacant fire burns out an owner, says @afronews. @BMore_Housing denies, @BaltimoreFire report confirms, @HousingWatchMD uncovers.

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2013-12-05 16:50:25

RT @HousingWatchMD: ...and let the back-pedaling begin. For the love of god. I've never seen anything like this In. My. Life.

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2013-12-05 18:08:46

Thieves who hijacked truck of radioactive cobalt-60 opened protective casing and will die of radiation toxicity http://t.co/3zJa0qrBRm

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2013-12-05 18:57:10

Makes one wonder if Baltimore Housing is intentionally kept out of the loop... http://t.co/pgwuQauAXT (via @HousingWatchMD)

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2013-12-06 16:31:37

Disagree with @JayLeidermanLaw that DDOS is a mechanism of free speech. By design it uses externality to inhibit open dialog.

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2013-12-06 16:41:36

@CaseySoftware This makes me sad that I let mine die.

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2013-12-06 17:12:23

The Pantone Color of The Year for 2014 is "Radiant Orchid."

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2013-12-06 19:28:30

I was just super polite in an email reply to an obvious link-bait spammer. I don't know what's come over me.

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2013-12-06 21:01:41

I'm downing cans of seltzer today like it's wa-- okay that analogy doesn't really work.

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2013-12-08 17:53:47

RT @TheMDTA: NB I-95 past MD 279 (Exit 109) all lanes blocked for accident. Incident is north of Delaware Memorial Bridge.

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2013-12-08 19:00:37

@jongaynor we are between the toll plaza and the bridge with no escape. Been over an hour.

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2013-12-09 03:31:12

Baltimore folks if you didn't put your trash out to the curb yet it is TOO ICY to do it now. Learn from my fail/fall.

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2013-12-09 03:37:05

BTW I am okay just a little twisted up from grabbing at the railing when my feet went out from under me.

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2013-12-10 02:30:57

I think that's the 6th time I've ever used the DVD player on this laptop in 3 years.

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2013-12-10 15:03:18

It is so quiet in the house right now that I can hear my hard drive seeking between my keystrokes.

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2013-12-11 02:04:42

@kendallmiller Administrator account has no privileges #adminselfdefense

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2013-12-11 15:51:47

Send help I am trapped in a Dilbert comic.

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2013-12-11 16:00:45

Thirty minutes of slides to get to something vaguely approaching an action item.

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2013-12-11 19:41:49

I use my laptop to work in various interesting spaces during the day. Today is the lobby next to the office Christmas tree.

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2013-12-12 16:43:16

Two spelling mistakes (one in the subject!) of a @WRVideoTeam @ustream partnership email does not put the best face on either org.

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2013-12-12 19:03:28

It's never a good sign when the I.T. guy is running from his office.

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2013-12-13 15:52:53

RT @matthewlmcclure: Getting out the door with children is like software development. When you think you're 80% done, you still have the ot…

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2013-12-13 16:57:55

Compared to most people, I am way ahead on retirement savings. By my standards, I am about 2/3rds behind.

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2013-12-15 19:42:59

Dear @BarackObama & family, thanks for letting us hang out in your house on Saturday. Love the decorations! http://t.co/Z4qfxCF2vk

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2013-12-16 12:49:24

RT @romenesko: AOL's Tim Armstrong finally gives up on Patch. It'll be either dismantled or sold off. http://t.co/nX1g2YKRMy

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2013-12-16 16:36:12

If Sitecore was a person it would be a handyman who can fix anything in your house but is kind of a dick about it.

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2013-12-17 14:22:45

@matthew_d_green ROT13

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2013-12-17 23:39:46

RT @rjbs: I’m taking a tip from the iOS App Store. From now on, maint releases of Perl will just say: What’s new: bug fixes.

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2013-12-18 14:16:19

RT @JerMeansWell: OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING http://t.co/24ApzTVD5c

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2013-12-18 16:02:29

RT @BACOPoliceFire: Barricade in 1100 block of Gypsy Lane in PC7, possible shots fired. Area residents asked to stay inside homes. ^CB

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2013-12-18 16:03:53

After hauling our tree inside the house, my coat smells like Fraser Fir without being covered in sap. Holiday win!

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2013-12-18 17:12:40

A release changes doc should look like an abridged log of commit messages since the last push. If not, review your VCS practices.

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2013-12-18 17:38:52

Letters to glide slowly onto the page as I type things in Word 2013. Found a quick fix to turn that off: http://t.co/tb49ckOPvj

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2013-12-18 19:12:33

RT @normative: Privacy Protip: If you’re connecting to Tor from a network owned by the people you’re trying to hide from, you’re doing it…

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2013-12-18 19:19:58

Absent any other context, charts appear to indicate that investors are massively abandoning Bitcoin for index funds.

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2013-12-19 15:10:33

Very cool to hear Bill Fonte calling traffic on @WYPR881FM this morning.

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2013-12-21 16:47:29

RT @anildash: Do brogrammers pick up new programming languages by negging them? "Oh I guess you're a fine programming language, for being w…

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2013-12-22 00:07:16

In case anyone is wondering what to get me for Christmas, the answer is gun nuts: http://t.co/KH5MuwSl0C

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2013-12-23 15:06:46

Latest LinkedIn update allows me to unlink people directly from their profiles. It's their most useful functional change ever.

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2013-12-23 23:25:33

RT @codinghorror: The best thing about my Kindle Paperwhite is not the eInk but the fact that I can't get to the web or Twitter on it. I lo…

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2013-12-24 00:31:04

The neutral expression you learned in medical school to disengage from my anger at your bad process just had the opposite effect.

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2013-12-24 01:23:30

These "Urgent court notice" phishing scams must be catching a sucker a second because new ones are arriving faster and faster.

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2013-12-29 22:16:48

.@mdsha Left turn signal not changing southbound MD-140 at Hooks Ln. Causing unsafe turns.

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2013-12-30 20:24:31

Achievement Unlocked: Notary Public.

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2013-12-31 01:50:52

ER dept at @SJMCTowson was a terrible first impression but my aunt's ongoing care in M/S ICU and Med/Surg 5 has been great.

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