Tweets from 2014
January
2014-01-01 22:17:08
RT @jtuckermartin: I like seeing someone smoking on New Years Day because it says "sorry bro, you won't catch me with some generic, cookie-…
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2014-01-02 11:11:45
RT @jeffjarvis: A key point from @ioerror's #30c3 talk: the internet is under martial law.
http://t.co/HBQk9KAVy1
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2014-01-02 19:29:55
My @Sprint 4G data service is becoming unbearably flaky. Disconnects every 3 min. Contract over in 5 days. I think it's a sign.
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2014-01-02 23:22:34
@sprintcare This is at E Pratt St and Commerce in 21202
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2014-01-06 12:01:54
I literally slow-clapped after finishing this brilliant info security essay by James Mickens:
http://t.co/A9PdCqbctq
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2014-01-08 18:49:32
When I picture a large group of people, they're almost always in my elementary school gym where my brain first latched on to the concept.
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2014-01-08 20:13:55
@jongaynor And in my mind the climbing ropes are always down
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2014-01-10 16:55:31
"Hi, just a reminder that you're receiving this email because you have expressed an interest in [ENTER YOUR ORGANIZATION NAME HERE]."
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2014-01-10 19:02:46
Love the new and improved @wunderground app. Great work by their UI folks.
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2014-01-11 17:37:13
I can't take my iPhone seriously when it says "This accessory is not supported" and the accessory is my MacBook Pro.
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2014-01-12 13:26:38
Craigslist proves to me that there are people in the world who can misuse email in new and exciting ways.
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2014-01-13 18:26:56
Anyone else flinch a little when @davidgregory addressed @MayorSRB as "Mayor Blake" on MTP this week?
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2014-01-14 02:52:07
First day back at the gym in a long time. I feel like I held my own against the Arc Trainer for 30 good minutes.
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2014-01-16 18:19:23
We are binge watching so much Supernatural during the pregnancy that the baby may recognize Jensen Ackles' voice better than mine.
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2014-01-16 18:40:33
Was not terribly surprised when we got the "you've been hacked" email from @Target last night. Hey, free credit monitoring!
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2014-01-17 18:39:34
The view from my desk @HavasDiscovery
http://t.co/xeplYJAStD
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2014-01-17 18:54:42
Abandoning the "bored septuagenarian" demographic @DirectTV drops @weatherchannel. Hasn't been the same since this:
http://t.co/97QjRCtIyh
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2014-01-17 19:06:10
@samanthasquared Sadly they will have to migrate over to their phones or a $30 Midland weather radio to pick up KEC83 out of Pikesville.
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2014-01-19 23:13:05
Neighbors debating the "dangers" of smart electric meters with a guy logged in from his
http://t.co/lz1Kbb8pSsemail address.
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2014-01-20 16:31:37
If there's anything more relaxing than a pre-flight full-body massage by a bored TSA employee, I don't know what it is.
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2014-01-21 18:35:44
Currently on hold with @Verizon waiting for a CSR for 14 minutes. Luckily their hold music isn't completely terrible.
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2014-01-21 18:50:02
So for the record, the time it takes to cancel a @Verizon copper phone line (and refuse all up-sells) is a little over 27 minutes.
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2014-01-21 18:54:49
Listening in on a lot of people being rescued from their own stupidity in Baltimore County
http://t.co/F3tiUOLoOb
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2014-01-23 00:43:43
I'm a little put off that I got randomly selected for TSA PreCheck and didn't get my usual full-body massage.
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2014-01-23 01:36:41
The woman sitting next to me talking on the phone to her friend is using profanity like she's getting paid by the four letter word.
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2014-01-23 01:38:10
Over PA: "The passenger who left their clothes at the security checkpoint, please return to pick up your lost clothes."
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2014-01-23 16:46:16
How exactly does a pre-scheduled annual State of the State address qualify in anyone's mind as "Breaking News?"
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2014-01-24 21:07:39
RT @0xabad1dea: Govt: “we’re subject to scrutiny!” Scrutiny: “this is SO illegal” Govt: “nah we disagree”
http://t.co/7XRkWYiFjk
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2014-01-24 23:03:35
If WV water supply poisoning had been terrorists we would have executed those responsible via drone strike by now. HT @yesthattom
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2014-01-25 17:51:54
RT @marybmarsden: Columbia Mall Shooting. 3 dead including shooter, say police. Media briefed in 25 min. outside Sears. @wbalradio on scene…
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2014-01-25 19:06:09
RT @bpsears: WBAL reports witness tells them shooting occurred inside Zumiez shop in #ColumbiaMall
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2014-01-25 19:07:40
NASCAR preempts breaking news of a Columba Mall shooting? This is a poor use of public airwaves.
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2014-01-25 19:07:53
RT @baltimoresun: No word on weapons or motive in Columbia Mall shooting. Media briefing scheduled at 4 p.m.
http://t.co/zlWcMGEf57http://…
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2014-01-25 23:30:45
@JoannaFBB Welcome back. Now post something pithy and entertaining. Every day.
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2014-01-29 17:34:06
Tennessee thanks Maryland for the constructive dismissal of Beretta U.S.A. and the 300 jobs now moving to Sumner County.
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2014-01-29 18:25:00
@BaltimorePolice Whose face is posted in the center of the pistol target in your adjoining cube?
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2014-01-29 18:34:19
@BaltimorePolice What's the most significant way that a person's surroundings influence the likelihood of a robbery?
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2014-01-29 18:40:53
@BaltimorePolice What are the top things residents (renters and owners) can do to discourage robberies near their home?
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2014-01-29 18:44:00
@TheBrownWord I assumed they would, that's why I screen captured and saved the original.
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2014-01-29 18:49:07
RT @BaltimorePolice: @vees 2/2 Also, be involved with your community association. If anything looks out of place report it. You know your…
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2014-01-30 16:15:10
Frantic email from Police Community Relations Council president tells me that "K-2 Spice" is the new "reefer madness."
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2014-01-30 18:36:48
Listening to club tracks over Bluetooth. Not sure if I'm hearing PCM degradation in the SBC codec or its just recorded that way.
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2014-01-30 19:29:33
RT @ohbaltimore: @BaltimorePolice what is the reason that police cars drive around with their rear-facing lights flashing?
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2014-01-30 19:39:08
@BaltimorePolice @ohbaltimore I've stopped suddenly for rear facing lights at intersection thinking officer was responding. Is dangerous.
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2014-01-30 20:36:17
RT @petecordell: Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love
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2014-01-31 18:56:37
After two coil packs and ELD relay replaced, I drive out of the shop to see another cylinder misfire code a mile down the road.
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February
2014-02-01 14:21:36
Hey @cbsbaltimore why was the article "Police: 3 Masked Men, Including 1 With A Machete, Rob Parkville Home" removed today?
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2014-02-01 18:30:36
@rjwalshe I have a hunch they are not related but have not heard back from county police yet.
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2014-02-02 16:31:00
County bridge crews honored in part for their use of eSPAN140 web site
http://t.co/EMq466CCdF
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2014-02-02 18:38:48
Whoa, Philip Seymour-Hoffman is dead.
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2014-02-02 22:08:27
Anyone else seeing an audio/video async on WBFF-TV OTA broadcast right now? cc @FOXBaltimore @dcrtv
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2014-02-02 22:10:54
RT @PoliticoKevin: Security checks seems to have fallen apart, Star-Ledger says "little or no examination" of what people are carrying. htt…
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2014-02-02 23:55:34
I just watched that Turbotax while holding a W2 in my hands. Not sure how I feel about that.
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2014-02-03 11:48:00
Signal out Harford Road at Taylor Avenue in the county #baltraffic
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2014-02-03 14:26:40
Ice pellets falling in Parkville and Northern Baltimore
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2014-02-03 14:30:24
Traffic signal at Harford Road and Christopher Avenue is on double red flash
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2014-02-03 16:45:31
RT @anildash: Paper reminds us there's a separate intellectual property regime for super-rich companies. Cisco had iPhone trademarked when …
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2014-02-03 17:59:35
RT @berkun: Part of the reason I love writing with pens and paper is the tools never change without my permission.
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2014-02-03 18:15:03
Figured out why @cbsbaltimore retracted the Linganore home invasion story: it was made up by the 911 caller. cc @rjwalshe
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2014-02-03 19:19:41
@BCObreakingnews This turned out to be a false call.
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2014-02-04 15:44:46
My online police scanner is down due to some server issues following a power outage yesterday. Plan to fix tonight.
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2014-02-05 18:32:38
RT @MDMEMA: Haven't lost power yet? You might. Locate your flashlights and charge your devices now.
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2014-02-05 18:36:23
Working at home today when this happened. You may share your envy in reply tweets
http://t.co/dKscnXBMux
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2014-02-06 00:21:57
@phil_g Never has one capacitor had the potential to affect so much map quality.
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2014-02-06 00:38:26
It's downright balmy out here tonight
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2014-02-06 13:39:47
My online police scanner is back online as of this morning for your listening enjoyment
http://t.co/F3tiUOLoOb
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2014-02-06 18:43:27
RT @Gizmodo: Sochi official: our shower surveillance footage says our hotels are fine
http://t.co/GJQj7g0Cbb
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2014-02-06 19:42:52
Check out my stylish new @AppigoTodo home screen, now with relevant clip art icons.
http://t.co/ih0rMpJaI5
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2014-02-07 02:28:28
No matter how many times you ask, the community police officer will not give you permission to push solicitors down your stairs.
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2014-02-07 14:48:02
Seems like everyone has already decided the narrative of Sochi will consist of hacked computers and shoddy hotel rooms.
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2014-02-07 15:45:23
Be shocked when next BCDC scandal is BGF bribing Tecore techs to whitelist phones and scrub call logs.
http://t.co/sVgZqudaAb
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2014-02-07 15:58:19
RT @downtownkirby: Major accident reported on Light St. at Lombard. Being told a car has crashed into the CVS.
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2014-02-10 15:04:55
Hi @MayorSRB do you know that the 311 domain name
http://t.co/K6aJFP5loUhas expired? cc @BaltimoreBrew
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2014-02-10 19:09:55
Baltimore folks: Is Aisquith Street pronounced ace-qwith, ass-kweth, or ah-sketh?
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2014-02-11 17:36:40
Statistically, what are my chances of finding milk, eggs and packaged cookie dough in any supermarket between now and 3:30pm?
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2014-02-11 17:38:25
@jocefromABC2 @ABC2NEWS Why doesn't the city just publish everybody's salaries online like the county does?
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2014-02-11 18:03:52
@ProvidenceVFC29 When I asked FD for a map of hydrants in neighborhood during Snowpocalypse I was told that it is FD responsibility.
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2014-02-12 18:02:42
Every time I go to the men's room I feel like Dexter is going to be waiting for me in stall 2. #remodel
http://t.co/ihTg8Q1wbr
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2014-02-12 20:17:42
This track features country, bluegrass, and house influences, headnodic beats and unsyncopated ensemble rhythms. Pandora, you know me.
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2014-02-13 11:55:48
Everyone is waking up and posting snow pictures. I approve.
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2014-02-14 14:34:49
Finally made my Lenovo T530 usable again by remapping Caps Lock to be Context Key.
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2014-02-14 21:27:27
RT @WSJphotos: A dog faced strong winds in England and more in @WSJ's photos of the day
http://t.co/DQxuF1EHeB(Reuters)http://t.co/ARo4GN…
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2014-02-16 19:47:13
So many people are posting in anguish that I'm worried we can't read Twitter or Facebook again until we finish House of Cards season 2.
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2014-02-17 20:45:12
Only in New Jersey could I be going 32 mph over the posted speed limit and be the slowest driver on that stretch of Turnpike.
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2014-02-18 15:34:30
My grandmother can't comprehend the fact that I have 3 different phone numbers but it doesn't matter which one she dials.
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2014-02-18 20:06:37
RT @MacFarlaneNews: Maryland refuses to turn over Dec 6 meeting minutes of its health exchange board to @NBC4ITeam - which included resigna…
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2014-02-19 15:40:47
How are chain restaurant "secret menu" news stories still a thing? Chains reduce decision fatigue with limited front menu.
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2014-02-20 02:24:57
Guy next to me at the bar just got carded after I didn't. His age? My age. #mustbethebeard
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2014-02-20 20:06:43
The entire office full of iPhones just exploded in a cacophony of discordant alarms for an amber alert in Park Ridge, IL.
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2014-02-20 21:03:08
When the amber alert went off, everyone shouted "it's raining!" Guessing tornado alerts in Chicago over cell are not uncommon.
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2014-02-20 21:11:09
This is the most suggestive urinal design I have ever seen.
http://t.co/FOUXBkzPDM
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2014-02-20 22:33:35
There are commits that I am especially proud of because they say "your smart up-front design just paid off in simplicity."
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2014-02-21 16:31:22
@cmdln What is the half life of a caffeine molecule?
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2014-02-21 16:33:57
@sdawncasey Sign me up! WHUUUM WHUUUM DOOOOOOW.
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2014-02-21 23:45:47
The TSA Pre✓ line at MDW should have "Stuck in the 90's" by Moxy Früvous playing on repeat. Shoes on! Belts on! Laptops in!
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2014-02-24 19:06:05
RT @sacca: Don't get kidnapped. Use @Uber.
http://t.co/VcfcGoy4xu
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2014-02-24 22:46:49
Tilt of the earth gives me a blinding sun glare off the Redwood Tower right around 5:40pm now. Wonder how long it will last.
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2014-02-26 14:01:20
Traffic is heavy on both Perring Parkway and Harford Roads #BALTraffic
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2014-02-26 15:21:19
Near whiteout conditions in downtown Baltimore right now
http://t.co/LrTo9MRyjp
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2014-02-26 15:24:04
RT @FirePix1075: @BaltimorePolice I was inv in a crash Feb 11 in Central District. Report STILL not avail 2 weeks later! Need for insuran…
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2014-02-26 15:33:10
The phrase "perennial candidate" appears to be a journalist euphemism for "serial crackpot."
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2014-02-26 15:34:10
Baltimore, 10 minutes later
http://t.co/fmnPhBDbZQ
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2014-02-26 16:04:11
@HousingWatchMD You can have owls too
http://t.co/lewa0e2jGB
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2014-02-26 16:55:51
@elvestinkle It was the tail end of our morning snowstorm. Most of the parking lot is already melting off.
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2014-02-26 21:40:13
My day got bad the moment I got server room access to reboot iron. I took the developer career track for a reason, people!
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2014-02-26 22:17:48
Yes, I should have anticipated this. No, I did not.
http://t.co/UkRydtrZ8m
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2014-02-27 11:46:18
Thanks @stevef_havas for joining me at a great presentation by @seamuskraft and @krues8dr last night at the Civic Hacking Meetup!
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2014-02-27 19:52:02
RT @justin_fenton: Police just issued a statement in support of Det. Joe Crystal, a whistleblower who said he has been harassed, intimidate…
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2014-02-27 22:12:39
Wow there is something worse than a day stuck in the server closet. A day in the closet with my Bluetooth headset on.
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2014-02-28 22:41:07
Emails with @mattfordham are convincing me that Python and Ruby are the (useful) Esperanto of the coding world.
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2014-02-28 23:12:55
I love the parking garage dichotomy of battle-worn workers coming out and happy faces of aquarium-bound families coming in
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2014-02-28 23:22:39
RT @zen_habits: If the Zen Habits site is down, consider it an opportunity to practice patience. :)
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March
2014-03-02 00:11:16
On scanner: "Complainant is a neighborhood association president." Really? That matters to the responding police officer at all?
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2014-03-02 00:30:53
@HousingWatchMD I'm sure the caller made sure to mention it a few times.
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2014-03-02 00:37:29
@bremerinbmore @HousingWatchMD @dvgjr for other board members they just send a stripper in a police costume?
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2014-03-02 20:33:54
@bosconet spot pricing you mean?
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2014-03-03 12:38:45
@RectorSun Do city residents have 24 hours to shovel like in the county? If so city should close those as unfounded.
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2014-03-03 12:45:41
@RectorSun thanks I was reading your article right after I asked and found all the answers. Good research!
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2014-03-03 12:46:49
RT @mlcalderone: Correction: "The original stated that Bradley Manning took Ellen’s selfie. In fact, it was Bradley Cooper."
http://t.co/4n…
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2014-03-03 15:20:02
RT @pacohope: Look what I found! It's a 3D print of the save icon!
http://t.co/vcOYmyLqxX
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2014-03-04 21:48:08
RT @jimmy2bad: Through 9 months of pregnancy Jessie kept the house cold enough to store meat, a week after, she's set the thermostat to Had…
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2014-03-05 14:26:58
Posts containing "should of" and "death knoll" in the same thread should be auto-deleted.
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2014-03-05 14:28:02
The worst part about ADP Payroll spam emails is that brief instance where I convince myself I got an out of cycle paycheck.
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2014-03-05 20:38:52
So "Global Unsubscribe" means "Global Unsubscribe" except when it means "Global Global Unsubscribe" and BTW its not like any other list.
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2014-03-05 22:27:38
RT @drewtoothpaste: How many Bitcoin users does ATTENTION EVERYONE WE HAVE BEEN HACKED AND ALL THE LIGHTBULBS ARE GONE.
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2014-03-06 16:24:12
Right now I can identify every Twitter user in the Baltimore metro area by searching for "amber alert"
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2014-03-07 17:08:35
Good luck to this NJ teen who thinks you can be an emancipated minor and still make your parents pay your way.
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2014-03-07 17:26:01
We have just been instructed to not use any of the toilets in this 11 floor building until further notice.
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2014-03-07 18:27:10
Bathrooms still closed. Toilet humor in office escalating exponentially. I'm eating a bowl of dry frosted mini-wheats LIKE A BOSS.
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2014-03-08 15:46:23
RT @samanthasquared: Know your neighborhoods statistics. These numbers are used to make policy and financial decisions. #Thought2Action
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2014-03-08 17:44:37
RT @samanthasquared: Data can only reflect reports made via 311 or 911. Decisions are made by these numbers. #Thought2Action
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2014-03-10 15:37:33
How long does an armed drone take to get from an airbase to a satellite transmitter? Watch the Snowden SXSW livestream to find out!
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2014-03-10 16:25:39
Obviously @csoghoian underestimates the dysfunction of Baltimore City government.
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2014-03-10 17:38:16
Did a double-take at $130 purchase for clothes this month. Remembered it was baby clothes. Then realized its the new normal.
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2014-03-10 17:40:55
@sdawncasey It was all thrift.
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2014-03-10 18:14:10
Unfortunately the ACLU version of the Snowden video has 5 different levels of echo in it. Hope someone reposts.
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2014-03-10 18:31:25
@sdawncasey maybe two dozen items plus some gear
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2014-03-10 20:25:45
I have a 2mm scratch on my iPhone screen, but the true defect is the part of my brain obsessing about said scratch.
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2014-03-10 21:17:06
RT @normative: Many of the most shocking/significant Snowden stories not published yet b/c more complex & take most time to report out. -@g…
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2014-03-10 23:21:51
@berkun @NinjaEconomics Because good and measured science is defensible and ego-free by design.
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2014-03-11 14:51:45
RT @darcyspencer: WOW "@Scott_Ferrebee: @nbcwashington @darcyspencer @WTOP police with guns drawn on I-270.
http://t.co/5aAzQF2YTY"#BREAKI…
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2014-03-11 17:03:07
Reduced #Feinstein: "Spying? NIMBY!"
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2014-03-11 18:28:36
Baltimore County does a good job on technology but I shouldn't have to explain to their webmaster what a CSV file is.
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2014-03-11 20:45:06
Indoor temperature 80 degrees and I'm wilting. Winter has made me weak.
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2014-03-11 23:29:46
Pretty busy in the waiting room for the ER at St Joseph Hospital tonight. Wonder why?
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2014-03-11 23:57:07
@jeffreyprice I was just passing through, plus everybody looked miserable. Why pester and make it worse?
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2014-03-12 19:19:34
NIH publishes article about vein grafts failures the same day my Aunt-in-law has surgery to repair her graft
http://t.co/JIixej75iu
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2014-03-12 20:14:05
Headline reads: "EXPERT: Ukraine Could Become Russia's Afghanistan." Historically, AFGHANISTAN was Russia's Afghanistan.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-13 00:14:38
Power flickers in Parkville
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-13 00:22:36
And there goes Comcast internet
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-13 00:28:32
And Comcast is back up again, power seems steady but @capitalweather is saying wind hasn't peaked yet
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-03-13 15:36:09
The phrases "For your FYI" and "FYI for you" need to die. Please RSVP your reply if you agree or RT a retweet.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2014-03-13 17:08:27
Drug statistician Michael Pristoop predicts 37 fatal marijuana overdoses among decriminalization backers in Annapolis by days' end
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-20 14:10:08
Lotus Notes Webmail: "Yo dawg we heard you like logging out so we put an timeout in your email so you can logout while you email."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-20 14:40:13
RT @jarbochov: My bracket picks this year are [],
{},and (). Too many open tags by <> this year.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-20 18:40:32
We are way too amused by the local junkie doing the heroin sway around the @NatlAquarium flagpoles
http://t.co/PuJvXK8MJY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-20 18:44:08
Now his shirt is off #baltimoresway
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-20 18:54:36
Scientists doing gravity research should study Baltimore addicts because universal laws do not seem to apply to them #thatsway
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2014-03-20 19:08:21
I have been listening to a single 70 minute podcast about Slaughterhouse-Five in bits and pieces for the better part of a week
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-24 21:50:21
There's nothing that exemplifies "a fool and his money are soon parted" like green valve stem caps
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-25 14:29:01
Office meeting just called FireChat "the ChatRoulette of text messages"
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-03-25 16:52:32
RT @sadserver: If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it's about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-26 22:44:08
RT @AsaTait: Fun fact: When my kid watches "Terminator" I will have to explain the concept of a phonebook, but not an autonomous robot kill…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-31 01:28:46
@NWS_BaltWash KEC83 on repeat with river levels. On purpose?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-03-31 17:23:37
I am happy for the return of spring but could do without the return of the banner plane outside my office window.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
April
2014-04-01 22:15:27
Police activity on Harford road northbound between Gibbons and Hamilton Avenue
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-04-04 14:04:24
@tiltdad Did you ever figure this out?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-04 18:20:08
I always remember there is a hyphen somewhere in the phrase "Single sign-on" but I never remember where to put it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-04 19:40:12
Hey @wunderground any advice what to do when my home and work screens are empty of data like this?
http://t.co/dF8d0UKgGi
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-04 20:49:16
@wunderground Yes, but Parkville MD and downtown Baltimore reliably come up empty. I have to use Towson MD for everything.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-06 00:25:59
Just swatted the first mosquito of the season which was feeding on me down in the basement.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-07 18:41:02
Free dynamic hostnames from @dyninc are going away. Switching to a Perl script (
http://t.co/EDWLBYw0Ui)and Amazon Route 53 for $1/mo.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2014-04-09 21:04:11
I am glad that I have friends around me to explain to other friends that I'm "just that way sometimes."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-11 00:09:08
Welcome to the world, Penelope Grace Carlson, born April 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm in Baltimore at 9 lbs 6 oz and 20" long.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2014-04-12 13:26:04
RT @TravelMD: A stunning reflection in Baltimore's Inner Harbor. What a peaceful scene! Pic: @ABPanPhoto
http://t.co/FiFtmXx49l
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-12 17:31:05
Looks like @totalbabyapp is replacing @AppigoTodo for most app screen time in the next few months.
http://t.co/4kNPEQOrNd
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-04-14 14:06:52
Our new baby's job is to convert breast milk into pee, poop, and awesome data visualizations on all three.
http://t.co/wg2N1X75bj
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-04-14 14:36:54
@disappearinjon we're using @totalbabyapp with cloud syncing for everything.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-04-17 21:41:02
My cat destroys Apple headphones like they're treats. I let my guard down for a day and she chomped her fourth pair in four years.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-04-18 08:22:32
The trouble with having someone hit my parked car at 2:37 a.m. is that nobody's awake on Facebook to commiserate with me.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2014-04-19 23:57:53
40 hours since a @StateFarm insured struck my parked car. I'm carless until they contact him to confirm this:
http://t.co/6ThDs0g1kc
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-20 00:07:11
@genehack I think the police precinct will be ok having their desk number out there.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-26 23:20:53
Engine 291 just busted my neighbors for a non-permitted burning. That's never happened before around here.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-26 23:26:53
@DianaGross brush barrel
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-27 00:27:40
@tadmaster Actually they walked through your yard with water extinguishers to do it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-27 10:00:26
RT @DiggsWayne: Saying that someone is "a creative" is corporate language used to confine and control creativity.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-28 11:40:11
I have been experiencing email trouble since 0430 today. Please let me know if you receive any returned mail from me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 12:37:36
Leatherman and flashlight on my belt inspire contractors in my office to share their frustrations with the remodel to me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 14:13:43
Sweet dreams from the @NIH Research Matters newsletter
http://t.co/W4SN7BDfzv
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 14:26:39
Replying to email from "The Desk of the CFO" with small words. I've found desks in general to have a limited vocabulary.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 15:23:38
Really enjoying @Matt_Darey Nocturnal podcast #450 today at work. Fits my mood, pace, and the weather quite nicely.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 15:58:49
This is a new one even for me.
http://t.co/yO7TfVdUtw
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 17:05:54
I have discovered the mythical office chair burial grounds of @HavasDiscovery
http://t.co/evJCAinb5u
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 20:52:06
Officescape
http://t.co/mXCHWME7bu
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-29 21:19:57
@kendallmiller Total remodel. We're all crammed into the east side of the building right now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-04-30 18:16:57
Thanks to every Internet connected electronic device within 10 feet of me for letting me know that it's raining a lot.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 3
May
2014-05-02 16:06:16
LFMF: Even if an application says that the permissions group "users" is not being used by anything, DON'T DELETE IT.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-02 23:51:03
Glad I didn't pick "probably know more about this than you" in this @DreamHost ticket because Daniel J aced it.
http://t.co/PtuX8rADr0
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-05 11:52:25
Tuned off the email alert sound on my phone because the mail never stops, Jerry.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-05-05 15:50:54
It's a little scary how fast the web spiders show up after you purchase a brand new domain name.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-05 19:41:32
Today @GovernorOMalley courted the @reddit constituency in a Q&A and they ate him alive
http://t.co/KhQ0XTz191
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-05-06 21:00:03
My Atkins Diet spam has been entirely replaced by Paleo Diet spam.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-07 15:50:48
The nylon case for the Bose Bluetooth travel speaker is $15 more expensive than 7 of the top-rated Bluetooth speakers on Amazon.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-07 15:53:48
RT @JeffAbellFOX45: CSX knew ground was sinking. Here's an April letter to a neighbor and link to a larger view.
http://t.co/Xc4tfD9DXUht…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-07 17:55:56
Thanks to The Listserve I just lost The Game.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-05-12 19:11:15
Current office indoor temperature is 80.2 degrees F. And so another summer begins.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-12 21:26:48
I fired up my new email box today so if I don't reply right away it's because my server is still learning to trust yours.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-13 20:25:11
First country to lose access to my email server due to a prevalence of spam: Brazil.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-14 16:25:08
I love that the brand new carpet in my office already has a giant stain on it. #nicethings
http://t.co/oQ44kz7ppz
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-14 21:08:27
Set my MX to DEFER instead of REJECT email from Brazilian spam servers, now I have a few dozen checking in every 15 minutes.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-05-15 15:18:47
I will miss @Andrew_B_Locke at @HavasDiscovery but I am enjoying the standing desk he left behind.
http://t.co/cPZDeMmNPK
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-05-21 17:26:52
Benadryl, Sudafed, Mucinex, repeat.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-22 17:19:25
Listening to Pandora bluegrass station with the profile of a 74 year old Milwaukee woman. Ad content went from amusing to surreal.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-22 17:36:29
Everyone involved in writing the contractual and system requirements for my current project are no longer with the company. o_O
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-28 14:16:41
Amazon price boundary fail. Sorry but $58 is not between $25 and $50:
http://t.co/v13RcUN1Lj
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-28 18:07:17
RT @Knarphie: Seriously. Half of the bullshit emails I receive come from people who have a linkedin that reads: waiter, waiter, barback, r…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-28 18:18:24
Hoping to lure him back to accept his punishment U.S. Secretary of State insults masculinity of whistle-blower
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2014-05-29 16:35:45
HEALTH WARNING: Measles can cause serious bodily injury to parents of children who infect my daughter through lack of vaccination.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 3
2014-05-30 00:38:42
Comcast sales used to call me more than a clingy girlfriend. Now they show up on my doorstep like a psycho ex asking why I left.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-05-30 00:44:18
@MahoneyEdward Dude, I've been on Twitter for seven years. Been cracking social media jokes before you knew what a tweet was. :) #pennyrules
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
June
2014-06-02 20:08:27
Nothing like a terrible conference call to remind me how much I love my headphones and a screen full of code.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2014-06-05 17:31:07
git branch High_on_cough_syrup_and_sudafed
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 2
2014-06-05 20:30:54
I'm not about to admit how long it took me to resolve the issue of hostname vs hostName in a XML config file.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-06-06 13:24:12
Does anyone know how can I format a date in a CSV so Excel gets it right every time on import? Starting to think it is impossible.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-07 15:08:33
@brianelangston @bsarsgard @ResponseLabs That copy of Learning Python is about 3x as thick as the one in my bookshelf.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-08 18:45:44
Can someone explain to me how @HaystackMobile doesn't violate city code Art. 19, § 47-4 (2) prohibiting sale of public parking spots?
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 5
2014-06-10 18:19:46
RT @MelserWBAL: Shark attacks 16 year old boy off shores of Cape Henlopen State Park in DE. @wbaltv11 at 5 & 6 (near Rehoboth)
http://t.co…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-10 18:54:08
Can't decide if "inconsolable baby" or "open office plan" are higher on the list of things that make software development harder.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2014-06-10 19:52:06
@ballance When Lexi-with-the-Angry speaks, you listen.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-11 18:48:17
@cfrangos I did mean item 5 thank you.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-11 20:02:55
Power and Ethernet artfully hidden in the wall but nobody thought to add a coax drop during build out last month
http://t.co/gR1Ma0L3hg
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-06-11 21:14:29
@RectorSun Typo; meant (5) on asking for money to hold a parking spot. Just wondering - no hate against @HaystackMobile.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-06-11 21:18:19
@rectorsun Is "unlawful...to engage in soliciting...in exchange for...reserving a public parking space or directing the occupant to [same]"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-11 21:24:27
@RectorSun @HaystackMobile The same code prohibits singing incomplete/melody version of Star Spangled Banner - I wouldn't worry either
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-11 21:27:12
Sure wish my most re-tweeted post in a year didn't have a substantive typo in it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-06-11 21:34:17
@elvestinkle I always thought from context that "substantive" could be used to mean "the essence of" but the dictionary is saying I'm wrong.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-12 11:09:10
My England-born neighbor says she's pretty sure she went to sleep in Maryland and woke up in London this morning.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-12 17:19:23
Fuck Windows Update automatic restarts.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-17 17:03:07
On my Facebook feed I am watching multiple friends' honeymoon period with Jamberry Nails come to a rapid and tumultuous end.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-18 13:52:00
Forecast of 147,355 megawatts by @pjminterconnect today. Looks like I'll be consuming 6900 watts of that total all day today.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-19 05:03:55
Alerting at 1 a.m. for a flash flood warning is a sure-fire way to get me to turn off EAS on my phone. Save it for 1 a.m. tornadoes please.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-06-19 17:27:17
Really enjoying the PQM remix of Everlong on the @Matt_Darey Nocturnal #461 podcast today. Rhythmic and nostalgic.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-19 19:47:11
Now that I've seen this news ticker headline there's really nothing significant left on my bucket list.
http://t.co/CCi1tWbBdO
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-20 01:23:53
Yes I am cooking pizza to eat right before bed. No it is not a good idea.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-20 18:54:17
Every one of my computers has decided that today is the day to screw with me for fun.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-23 17:08:24
According to my e-Harassment training seminar, "10% of employees use IM at work for sexual chat."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-06-24 16:22:57
Looks like @sfgov is cracking down on @MonkeyParking. Is @MayorSRB vs @HaystackMobile next? via @consumerist:
http://t.co/k0ETbGQf76
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2014-06-24 16:46:59
RT @MayorSRB: @vees I love @HaystackMobile! #Baltimore benefits from residents working together, finding innovative solutions through #entr…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-24 16:48:58
@MayorSRB @HaystackMobile So Baltimore Code Art. 19, § 47-4 (5) won't be enforced for selling parking spaces with cell phones?
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 4
2014-06-24 17:02:24
Re @HaystackMobile I feel weird when ostensibly public property is used in arbitrage, even if the added value is actually new information.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2014-06-24 17:12:12
@samanthasquared That link doesn't work for me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-24 17:17:23
@holy_chao Did you mean aren't obligated?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-24 17:43:12
@AndruByrne I didn't think you were in favor of commercial anything.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-25 01:08:49
Right now the biggest political question in my neighborhood is a @Nextdoor thread whether or not the ice cream truck guy is a jerk.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-25 14:02:55
RT @lovelyleann: Having a texting service to "send urgent news" about campus does not mean waking me up at 4:30am to tell me campus electri…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-25 16:38:25
There's some sort of @Uber promotion being staged by cab companies in DC today. They stopped taking fares so UberX drivers get more rides.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-06-26 20:45:24
My Podcasts app is crashing a quarter second after opening, even after several restarts. I expect more out of Apple-designed apps.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-26 20:50:43
@boothy443 Thanks, I'll check it out. I got it working by going into airplane mode and then disabling the automatic downloads for now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-27 21:16:34
RT @marshray: If you believe a legal line can exist between a 200 line PoC and its "weaponized" form, then you probably also believe in sof…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-06-27 21:46:25
RT @GParkvilleCC: Silver Alert in Parkville! Please call 911 of you see this gentleman, George Darraj.
http://t.co/k75eTGIumj
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
July
2014-07-01 18:13:15
@AudibleNumbers SMG is closer to manual than auto. No torque converter power loss = manual in my mind.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-08 17:27:01
So many writers have a story about an awkward interaction in a grocery line. Not me. My fellow shoppers and I mind our own damn business.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-07-10 18:13:14
@boothy443 In honor of Wayne Curry, who died on July 2, 2014. Wayne Curry served as Prince George's County Executive from 1994 to 2002.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-10 18:14:16
RT @ag_dubs: "how to talk to your cat about evolution" and "how to talk to your cat about gun safety"
cc/@jennschiffer http://t.co/Aq62BW …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-10 18:15:50
Today I learned: If your phone emergency alert goes off while you have headphones on quiet music, it blasts at full volume on.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-10 20:56:25
@boothy443 It's done out of Maryland Secretary of State. You can see all updates + join email list here:
http://t.co/WjAmkUSowE
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-11 18:13:02
After I deleted the obvious E-ZPass phishing email w/o a second thought, a dozen news and community orgs emailed to warn me about it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-14 00:08:31
And now it's a race between cake cutting and a massive bow echo heading for Carroll County. Who will win?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-14 22:20:47
@BaltimorePolice minor flooding developing on Harford Road northbound between Hamilton Avenue and Glenmore Avenue
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-14 22:34:45
No offense @NWS_BaltWash but 3 flood warnings in a month and our phones don't alert for a Towson tornado warning?
http://t.co/aoZ1GgWnQX
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-14 22:36:21
@kendallmiller @NWS_BaltWash my wife was definitely in the warned area. Maybe I'll blame @VerizonWireless instead
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-15 14:13:55
RT @teresa_leonardo: Science is so hard
http://t.co/Gp8ZfmZuZs
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-15 14:14:43
RT @jptoto: Developers shouldn’t be allowed to name anything. Ever.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-15 14:16:10
@jptoto Agreed. All projects and assemblies should be assigned random code names from a list of nouns like SCI codenames.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-22 22:17:34
I know it should happen in 1 out of 281 commits but a git hash made up of all base 10 numbers is still unnerving.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-24 15:45:03
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Transcript of @MayorSRB's remarks on city's share of RED LINE construction costs. Vows no property tax increase.
http://…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-24 19:09:50
RT @john_dingell: Staff has now informed me of what a Kardashian is.
I'm only left with more questions.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-07-30 15:58:27
Today I had an entire conversation with a non-English speaking contractor by passing a laptop with Google Translate back and forth.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-07-30 18:12:44
If you use Re: or Fwd: to prefix the subject line of your email marketing campaign, you are a terrible human being.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-07-31 13:55:50
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Photo of this morning's crash at Drumcastle Building. Crash remains under investigation. ^CB
http://t.co/TDHQHE5sAR
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
August
2014-08-06 00:29:10
@amylibrarian Spin method: it lets you move your left hand to the cob after a few columns for better traction
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-06 20:04:13
Ebola outbreak media hysteria + finally reading The Stand = All my dreams are post-apocalyptic nightmares
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-07 18:47:12
@BaltimorePolice #BPDTBT is also the sound that lets you know the helicopter is overhead
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-08-07 22:03:54
Foxtrot over Hamilton #bpdtbt
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-08 01:04:40
@POLICECOPTER You're the best kutgw
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-08-08 16:25:53
My corporate house flipper neighbor is learning a hard lesson about comps vs actual value
http://t.co/6wn2MypDPu
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-09 14:34:10
RT @heyprofbow: Somebody asked my 10yo today if she had a boyfriend, so I did what was reasonable, which was flip the table & set everythin…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-11 13:30:37
RT @iduncan: MdTA launches investigation after its officers, fed prosecutors turn over fake drug dog certificate in court case
http://t.co/…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-12 16:43:39
My iPhone: "HEY ROB WEAAAAAATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER WEATHER WEAAAAAAATHER!"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-13 14:33:26
Judge Niemeyer called the MD 3rd Cong. District a “broken-winged pterodactyl, lying prostrate across the center of the state.” Sigh.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-13 16:21:26
State Department needs to replace passport expiration date with "valid departure" (6 mos prior) and "valid return" dates for clarity.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-13 16:22:22
@benkutil in the source repo in a folder named documents.
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2014-08-13 16:25:14
@benkutil mostly word documents and pdf files prepared for and singed off by clients because they're what matter for getting paid
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2014-08-13 17:31:01
@DreamHostCare Showing 95% uptime on skymaster server today, something you're working on?
https://t.co/HK8UezWnoa
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2014-08-15 14:13:40
RT @JamilSmith: Capt. Ron Johnson of the Missouri Highway Patrol walks along with the Ferguson march. Compare this to Wednesday.
http://t.c…
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2014-08-15 14:18:00
RT @Gizmodo: TMZ thinks this is the iPhone 6, bless its heart:
http://t.co/g4U01KtvoYhttp://t.co/hLqnyvKBoA
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2014-08-15 15:27:41
RT @janders5: County police have charged a Dundalk man with the theft of the historic Battle Acre Park gates but police say the gates have …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-15 17:01:48
How do women wear high heels all day at work? I change from my 1/2" walking shoes to flatter heeled loafers as soon as I get to my desk.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-18 18:28:33
Looks like we just had a daytime burglary at work. Employee came from lunch to find laptop bag missing from his office.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-19 22:23:58
Thirty minutes trying to navigate the Timonium York Road corridor with a stroller makes me feel for anyone with a mobility issue.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-20 13:15:48
The @NeverdonForBalt campaign emailed 15 "community leaders" w/o using BCC. So far 100% of the Reply-All responses have been negative.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-21 01:03:24
Our babysitter lives so close that her laptop connected to the wifi at her house from our living room. THE FUTURE!
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2014-08-21 13:20:45
RT @garyface: A Richard Dawkins tweet is a lot like an episode of Game of Thrones. There are 140 characters & something unimaginably awful …
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2014-08-21 17:18:10
@gfitzp When I switch from LTE to 3G to 1x it seems like each protocol gives the phone a new NPAT and external IP from its own set.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-08-21 17:22:13
@aresef Might be related to the new iOS hardware address fuzzing feature?
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2014-08-21 17:26:39
@aresef Oops, looks like it's only going to be in iOS 8 so it's probably not that.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-22 15:22:13
Don't worry backhoe-with-a-jackhammer you aren't TOTALLY BREAKING MY CONCENTRATION once a minute.
http://t.co/iO77zEayKI
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2014-08-22 16:11:35
RT @BCAppelbaum: Brief summary of the four academic papers at Jackson Hole, in order: Labor markets are broken. No they're not. Yes they ar…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-22 17:53:26
Just got my first scam call from "Windows Support." Sadly I was outside and couldn't fire up a disposable VM and keep them busy for an hour.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-08-23 15:32:34
@yvonne_faust the number that came up was 00000000. Not much forensic evidence there.
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2014-08-23 22:14:47
.@appigo Heads up your *.todopro.com certificate expired at 4:58 PM EDT today and broke Todo Cloud app sync on iPhone.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-25 13:49:07
Baltimore County online scanner radio back online
http://t.co/PkMvOXACQm
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-25 20:08:21
RT @linuxfoundation: Happy Anniversary, Linux! Please join us in celebrating 23 years of the free OS that has changed the world.
http://t.c…
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2014-08-25 20:43:29
Stay classy, Baltimore!
http://t.co/OxcuGn6GEd
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2014-08-25 21:19:38
PROTIP: If you ever say "I can't imagine why anyone would..." in a software use case, you are not being imaginative enough.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-08-26 16:33:02
Typing on a curved Microsoft keyboard reminds me how much my right hand tries to dominate my left while typing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-27 15:55:21
Bluetooth keyboard wouldn't reconnect after sleep. Tried every driver and option. I had disabled it last year. LFMF.
http://t.co/OXD5257WfB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-08-27 16:22:37
@HellgrenWJZ @aresef @cbsbaltimore If you take another one I'll go out on The Examiner building balcony and wave.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-08-27 19:13:48
Just typed a pedantic grammar correction in reply to someone who had their house burglarized. Then I clicked cancel because I'm a grown up.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-27 19:55:44
Repairing someone else's Wordpress blog is like jumping blindfolded into a pile of cattle prods to find which one is out of batteries.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-27 20:04:51
Toggl Button extension didn't work on
http://t.co/k89ujhUBna.@Toggl support said "clone source, fix yourself." Fixed, sent pull request. :)
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 2
2014-08-29 23:39:24
I've never seen so many raging inconsiderate assholes gathered in one place as this pharmacy counter right now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-08-30 01:14:28
RT @mikesphar: So often I see a movie title and assume at some point the phrase "don't worry, this is just a placeholder title for now" was…
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2014-08-31 18:24:53
Inbox 0, 0, and 0
http://t.co/vQyJQUaDBF
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September
2014-09-02 01:57:13
RT @codinghorror: I am going to write a book titled HOW TO BE INSANELY PRODUCTIVE and inside will be a single page with "don't have childre…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-03 14:52:18
Really enjoying this @daveweigel podcast with @JohnWDean.
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2014-09-03 15:05:26
RT @HellgrenWJZ: #Baltimore City Offers To Settle With #Police Detective To Avoid Lawsuit; No Deal; Will Resign @cbsbaltimore
http://t.co/N…
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2014-09-03 15:42:59
RT @Popehat: Did Sundance Vacations Forge A Court Order To Suppress Online Criticism?
http://t.co/cog56hJjtIh/t @mathowie @travelsundance
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2014-09-04 14:17:13
Sad that many of my neighbors can now identify @BACOPoliceFire stun grenades by the dull thud they make during a 4am raid.
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2014-09-04 14:19:20
@sdawncasey Why bother? If you have a good firearm you can always relieve someone else of their bug-out bag during the zombie apocalypse.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-04 17:57:50
Police responding iao Minte Dr to possible burglary with subject still inside #scanner
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2014-09-04 19:21:04
Police dispatch call of "son inappropriately touching his 57 y.o. mother, complainant is social worker" makes me glad to be a coder.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-05 17:56:40
If computers didn't exist I would almost certainly be an attorney.
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2014-09-05 22:35:35
Is it really worth it for the Maryland Democratic Party to be sending out anti-Hogan mailings with a 14 point Brown lead?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-08 01:15:56
Police chopper over the neighborhood. Nothing showing on scanner.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-08 13:36:36
WBAL-AM this morning is 10 minutes of Ray Rice Video coverage followed by 5 minutes of traffic repeated every 15 minutes.
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2014-09-08 14:58:11
RT @ranpuba: The @Ravens organization should be ashamed. Yes, this is a real thing.
http://t.co/OP2PnoqJYC
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2014-09-08 16:37:51
The NFL will only take definitive action if the impact of the elevator video lasts more than one news cycle.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-09-08 18:33:40
Very happy to be wrong about my last tweet. WJZ reports Ray Rice cut from Ravens.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-09-09 17:22:21
RT @andyorin: it's like christmas morning and dad showed up drunk in a santa suit speaking chinese
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2014-09-09 19:40:29
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Caesars Entertainment, operator of Baltimore's casino, is in dire financial shape. Lawsuits flying. A SPECIAL REPORT. ht…
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2014-09-10 13:23:45
Top notch warranty service from @Avent_US in a ten minute phone call. Keep up the good work!
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2014-09-10 13:24:06
RT @benvisser: Always good to have a frame of reference.
http://t.co/ljsUyHbTdR
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2014-09-10 14:38:41
Incoming tall ships are killing our productivity one mast at a time
http://t.co/V8W4xkE3q6
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2014-09-10 15:18:41
According to @Zillow, my home jumped in value by 42% in August, then crashed back in September. Skew checking much?
http://t.co/sDBDhQ8RZB
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2014-09-10 15:35:17
RT @iduncan: So @HousingWatchMD/@CarolSOtt won her case today after being sued for trespass by vacant house owners over graffiti mural proj…
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2014-09-10 18:58:33
Reply back from @Zillow calls it a bug in the valuation algorithm - a core service. No wonder @barronsonline is bearish on Z stock.
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2014-09-10 19:00:15
I wonder how much mail would get rejected if I set my server to only accept TLS connections.
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2014-09-11 15:33:22
@jimmy2bad I know you are kidding but the USCGC Eagle has a 1,000 horsepower engine and a 10,000 km range according to Wikipedia
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2014-09-11 15:36:09
@jimmy2bad Don't worry I'm usually only this pedantic on Twitter
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2014-09-15 15:08:20
True hate is other developers. This code is like staring into the bottom of a trash can in an abattoir.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-09-15 16:11:01
Love this: "If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I’ll probably abandon it immediately." -@notch
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2014-09-15 18:11:09
Dubstep is basically PSK31 with a melody and a bass line.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-09-15 20:37:11
You kids have it easy. When I wanted to share my location I had to estimate my coordinates on a paper map to add the LOC record in my DNS.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-16 18:14:08
Ubuntu 14.04 killed my network wake on restart. This is why I usually wait a few more months.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-16 19:46:32
Five mammals including myself are in this house right now. Four of them are sound asleep. One of them is writing code.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-22 20:04:09
Do @BaltCoPS @DDance_BCPS plan to change Hereford Zone delays/dismissals to match new @NWS_BaltWash zone splits?
http://t.co/3rpJ3LOhjx
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2014-09-22 21:26:22
Generate a CSR in IIS7 and don't pick a directory? It goes to c:\ProgramData\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Administrative Tools
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-09-23 16:25:30
If someone just got laid off and you respond "job security is one of the benefits of my [multi-level marketing] business" YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-09-24 13:47:14
RT @KevinKulp: A QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders…
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2014-09-26 12:13:12
Police involved accident MD41 n/b just south of Taylor. Left lane closed. #baltraffic
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2014-09-29 13:36:22
The word analphabet does not mean what you think it means.
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2014-09-29 15:30:57
RT @froomkin: Read Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court’s paternalistic attitude toward women:
http://t.co/15eiFH3Kwohttp://t.co/eYTh…
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October
2014-10-07 11:57:37
@pwoodreporter @david_s_marks I've been a volunteer for many bike and foot races. We used water-soluble marking paint every time.
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2014-10-07 14:09:22
Marking county roads with spray-paint instead of water soluble marking paint reeks of this recent entitlement felt by race organizers.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-07 20:26:38
RT @david_s_marks: We've introduced legislation that will require better rules for races.
http://t.co/pb1LOtV87e
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2014-10-07 20:32:10
For-profit race planners have had lots of latitude from local govt's but disrespecting neighborhoods will lead to new laws and less slack.
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2014-10-08 19:34:49
If @mddems are trying to scare us from voting for Hogan with pics of awesome rifles, they don't know the 8th district
http://t.co/gKOESiPDE9
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2014-10-09 13:13:01
Upgraded to iOS 8 and now all my keyboard shortcuts are missing. Not cool.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-09 13:23:05
@janders5 "expected to survive" is an interesting choice of words. Isn't "expected to recover" more apt? Was the victim at risk of dying?
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2014-10-09 13:36:06
@janders5 That's fair. Sounds like something a PIO would write.
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2014-10-09 14:09:24
RT @astro_reid: There's only one thing that needs to be said today: GO @ORIOLES !!
http://t.co/22tHErSY0L
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2014-10-09 20:24:12
This 24-hour sun-based watch face feels so natural. #pebbleaddict
http://t.co/7oDuq8P3iR
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2014-10-10 13:59:08
Had a nice ride in on @mtamaryland #19 bus this morning, with the bonus that the fare box was out of service. Might make it a habit.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-15 17:56:52
Not sure why @AACOPD and @ABC2NEWS warning of possible tornado activity while NWS doesn't even have an advisory out.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-15 18:02:08
@TowsonMTRO101 Wondering where @TowsonU got their info from. Why do they get a warning and my NOAA All-Hazards radio 2 miles away is silent?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-15 21:12:42
Baltimore Sun says City Councilman Robert Curran wanted a lighter penalty for a tow company that made 350 illegal tows in 2013.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-15 21:26:06
@kendallmiller A 45 day license suspension, probation until 2017 and refunds to all affected victims. Fair to lenient sentence already.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-15 22:22:28
A rainbow just appeared over Northeast Baltimore
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2014-10-16 13:03:47
Last night I forked a Pebble watch face Github project and realized my C skills have really fallen behind since I took CS101 in 1997.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-16 13:12:32
RT @nick_canz: Hey internet. It's me. I kinda need my sysadmins to do some work for me. Could we go back to the honor system for a bit an…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-16 13:49:44
Test pattern on @FOXBaltimore via @dish. Been a long time since I've seen one of these.
http://t.co/mUWUZMXTYq
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2014-10-16 15:27:32
RT @davidcommon: No panic here RT @jdhenchman: Lady just chilling at Dulles in her homemade Hazmat suit
https://t.co/aKLyfvr5c2
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2014-10-16 16:17:15
Is solar noon equal to half the difference between sunrise and sunset or is the movement of the sun more complicated than that?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-17 14:20:43
Yesterday a 24-hour cable news producer's firstborn child was sold to a demon. Today we got "Ebola quarantine on cruise ship" headline.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-10-20 17:16:45
Many medians of northeast Baltimore into Parkville and Towson appear to have been blanketed with illegal @BrownforMD signs this weekend.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-20 18:12:01
@FenianEMT @jurph That's what I say every four years.
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2014-10-21 13:30:15
David Sturm's @BaltimoreSun article on the Oakleigh Pet Cemetery is full of factual errors. Even got names wrong.
http://t.co/zEx35R6vC5
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2014-10-21 13:49:21
@bremmore @baltimoredpw Use the 311 app to photograph the evidence and submit a complaint about the address.
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2014-10-21 14:18:13
@baltimoresun Thanks for the reply, I sent a message to coordinators with errors and citations for corrections.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-21 15:46:14
Finally it's chilly enough outside to really enjoy my days working from home.
http://t.co/Hrb5yDy73r
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-10-21 19:04:59
My iPhone just went into reset (white logo on black screen) mode for 10 seconds without dropping the call I was on. That's new.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-21 22:00:19
When I get asked simple questions at work, I worry that they're actually complicated questions being asked incorrectly.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-22 16:57:02
@justin_fenton good thing you're filtering the important stuff so I can get notified of your new tweets
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-23 13:27:29
"[T]hese recent leaks are meant to prime the public for...no charges being filed against [Officer] Wilson."
http://t.co/2APT002xHD
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-10-23 14:19:24
RT @jimmy2bad: @Henderburn Well said on WBAL Baltimore this morning, "An extremist who found Islam," and not the other way around. Great re…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-23 17:32:27
RT @TechnicallyRon: The new issue of ANGRY TWITTER MAGAZINE is out today
http://t.co/Uky5LNJoAe
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2014-10-25 20:10:28
Finally put a big scratch across the face of my new Pebble watch. Bothers me more than it really ought to.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-25 20:42:03
BCRCC mailer hammers Bill Paulshock on residency: same issue that contributed to his 2010 Councilmanic 5 race loss.
http://t.co/hKH82D4J7N
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 13:34:44
PROTIP: When AWS suggests you may want to move something to a different availability zone its not actually a suggestion.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2014-10-29 13:41:35
On a related note, please report any difficulties in reaching my rob@vees.net email address. I'm in secondary server mode.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 14:56:01
Restarted my little server in us-east-1b zone and all is right with the world. Still waiting on AWS support to nuke the stalled instance.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 17:19:26
@bosconet Instance micro.t1, 2 route 53 domains, some S3. Sept. costs: EC2: $15.19, Route53: $2.09, S3: $0.83 and transfer: $0.20 = $18.31.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 17:20:14
@bosconet I use it to keep my AWS/cloud skills sharp. Better to have failures/mistakes for $20/mo on my pet projects than for a client.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 17:58:29
Does anyone know if email spammers still do that thing where they use the highest cost MX record instead of the lowest?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 19:17:59
RT @normative: Law says you can't search a reporter's email unless they're a suspect. Holder: See, the law MADE us fabricate charges!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-29 19:20:39
Park rangers urge campers to stop taking "bear selfies." Bears with new iPhones urge park rangers to mind their own business.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2014-10-29 19:38:55
Another day spent on DevOps, hold the Dev.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2014-10-30 13:43:25
RT @city_paper: BREAKING: Baltimore City transit chief indicted for bribery, tried to sell bus shelters "to help fund his retirement"
http:…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-30 14:27:59
@BCObreakingnews 3000 Linwood Road doesn't exist. Did you mean Linwood Ave east of Harford Road?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-30 14:44:24
@BCObreakingnews Yes, and Linwood Road south of Taylor ends at the 2600 block. Linwood Avenue (north of Taylor) picks up at 2700.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-30 18:41:16
@sdawncasey LOL my mom
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-31 15:17:54
@BCObreakingnews Police activity iao 2400 blk Taylor Av
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-10-31 16:27:40
Because my watch and headphones are fighting for my phone's attention, my podcasts won't play. Welcome to 2014.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2014-10-31 19:11:05
New Apostolic Church reconciles with United Apostolic Church after split caused by NAC head Johann Bischoff in 1951
http://t.co/i5LskemmFq
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
November
2014-11-02 15:17:34
Coworker: "Do you have any Wite-Out on your desk?" Me: "Not since 1980."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-11-03 00:43:56
RT @cmcampbell6: A 3-alarm fire destroyed this vacant warehouse on Aisquith & Curtain Ave and caused 6 more fires across E. Baltimore.
http…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-04 16:54:09
Not The Onion: "Redskins suing 5 Native Americans offended by team name"
http://t.co/CSz2DbrVeM
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-07 15:45:56
One by one the semi-private meeting spaces in our "open office" plan are being claimed by department heads for their own private offices.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-07 17:21:43
RT @TUSK81: Shame on Snoop Dogg for making holiday treats with a convicted felon.
http://t.co/RzISo8HRex
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-07 19:41:55
Only took 3 days from election before the first "all young liberals should move away before U.S. becomes a dystopian hellmouth" FB post.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-07 22:25:28
RT @bigmoneytim: I hate fake geek girls. With their empty shark eyes, waxen flesh, and needle sharp teeth. UGH always scratching at the wal…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-08 15:37:32
The Pirate Bay is still online with all its founders in jail. Why hasn't someone figured out how to build a similarly robust Silk Road?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-10 01:04:31
After 6531 miles, 213.6 gallons and $720.82 in gas, average MPG appears to have converged around 30.6 miles with regular city driving.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-10 01:11:31
Well @Hogan4Governor won and the streets are not yet full of the awesome rifle and scopes the @mddems promised me
http://t.co/gKOESiPDE9
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2014-11-10 02:54:51
@chipotle_tex 2014 Civic LX manual
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-10 19:07:18
Popehat Signal: Help Fight the Censorious Villainy Of Roca Labs
http://t.co/3HQTIzhDDL
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-11 03:45:28
Working Pomodoro intervals for a dev project deadline of midnight. Hoping I finish before I run out of steam.
http://t.co/vimpq0CGET
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2014-11-12 16:25:19
I would like the State of Maryland to buy my house and lease it back to me for $1/year in perpetuity. How do I get in on this deal?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2014-11-12 17:23:15
On my iPhone why can I do "Open from Dropbox" in Messages if someone sends me an image, but not from the Photos app?
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2014-11-12 17:28:22
Here's what 8.25 productive hours of development and deployment notes look like.
http://t.co/wgYXZh9YYZ
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2014-11-14 00:39:49
Decently attended meeting of the @GParkvilleCC considering the threat of snow
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2014-11-14 00:42:45
So far neighbors have complained about bicyclists and joggers interfering with their driving.
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2014-11-14 01:14:09
Wow I never knew Baltimore County had a citizen based adult (disabled) foster care program. So interesting!
http://t.co/p9nb9XVfM0
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2014-11-14 02:48:54
@Bmorejourno @north_of_north Complaint was "10 speeds" don't belong on Manor Road. I've biked there. It sucks. Drivers throw things at you.
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2014-11-14 02:50:47
@north_of_north @Bmorejourno Question re joggers more amusing. "Is it legal for people to run in the road if no sidewalks." Police: Yes.
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2014-11-18 14:56:19
A cold windy day like today reminds me that the windows on my house have all the insulating properties of a dry slice of Swiss cheese.
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2014-11-19 14:57:43
A record low temperature of 19 degrees was set at Baltimore MD today. This breaks the old record of 20 set in 1936.
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2014-11-19 18:38:33
RT @kashhill: I discovered Uber "God View" last month going through Uber party pics on Facebook.
http://t.co/T3jeGF9571
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2014-11-20 15:34:48
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Big fines for the whole block? Homeowners complain about the arbitrary way @BmoreCityDOT issues sidewalk violations. htt…
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2014-11-20 16:01:43
I just followed 102 people from my address book for the hell of it. Hope I didn't accidentally awkward follow somebody.
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2014-11-20 17:06:51
RT @OneLoveMassive: News @ Noon: Kirill was here and nobody cared, but this is why it matters.
http://t.co/04JXoqtV6S
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2014-11-20 17:18:37
@pjminterconnect You've got some sort of weird recursive thing happening on the web link you just posted.
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2014-11-20 17:51:03
According to Equifax, my average personal debt distribution is 84% mortgage, 13% auto, and 3% credit card.
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2014-11-20 17:54:19
Length of Credit History 17 Years, 3 Months. Payments missed/late: 0. Counting my blessings that we've been able to continue this trend.
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2014-11-20 17:57:33
@dennisthecynic I'll eat dry ramen out of the cardboard box I'm living in before I'd use a payday loan.
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2014-11-20 18:06:54
FICO credit specialist says <30% usage of credit limit is key. I'm scared to go much over 3% on anything that could leap to a 24% APR.
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2014-11-20 18:07:43
And I'm done talking about personal finance for a while. Thanks for reading.
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2014-11-20 18:09:37
RT @doctorow: Once you admit that luck was crucial to your success, you have to confront the terrifying possibility that your luck may run …
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2014-11-20 18:32:57
RT @BaltimoreBrew: How @HorseshoeBaltimore got exempted from city's cigarette "vaping" ban? There's lots of smoke to this story.
http://t.c…
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2014-11-20 18:44:04
@sdawncasey Keep a set of OTP backup codes in your wallet
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2014-11-20 18:55:32
RT @themorrancave: Walmart Stores Once Again Asking Employees To Donate Food To Co-Workers In Need
http://t.co/ZdjVXaRlpg
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2014-11-20 19:25:43
RT @raganwald:
http://t.co/8cAicj21Ax
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2014-11-22 16:08:21
The best way to hike up to the HOLLYWOOD sign
http://t.co/IIvBhoM55C
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2014-11-24 15:57:17
A nice local interest @baltimoresun article peppered with editor proof notes.
http://t.co/NQjjYRhBldhttp://t.co/jZvpgpRxFx
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2014-11-24 16:04:06
RT @BWI_Airport: Power disruption in portions of #BWI terminal. Electricians working to restore power.
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2014-11-24 20:43:18
How have I never discovered @KONGOSMUSIC before? Thanks @pandora_radio. Just what I needed today!
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2014-11-25 02:20:57
RT @realtimwilliams: #BlameTheMedia Check Check #BlameSocialMedia Check Check
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2014-11-25 02:21:48
RT @EccentricFlower: "Damn that social media. It prevented us from being able to cover this up as effectively as we'd have liked."
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2014-11-25 02:25:46
RT @anamariecox: Whitesplaining like A BOSS.
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2014-11-25 02:32:15
RT @mat_johnson: There is good, and there is evil. And we have just seen evil's press conference. #Ferguson
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2014-11-25 19:27:25
@sdawncasey I've seen how the sausage is made. Email campaign lists are compiled, scrubbed and scheduled 1-2 weeks in advance of delivery.
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2014-11-25 19:38:00
@sdawncasey It's almost never a technical issue. Just business processes built around multiple siloed marketing departments.
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2014-11-25 20:40:09
There's a preteen nerd in this barber shop lecturing the owner about the risks of his open wifi in a voice that could cut diamonds.
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2014-11-25 21:20:21
RT @SeanJWelsh: #Ferguson protest sign captured in @BaltSunPhoto: 'Truth is: We are all 1 bullet away from being a #hashtag'
http://t.co/AB…
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2014-11-26 16:31:48
#thundersnow
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2014-11-29 22:26:49
@johnrcarlson Live tweeting from the reception
http://t.co/YczFl7nK0P
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2014-11-30 02:57:16
I think this makes me a better person overall
http://t.co/b8ESerLdex
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December
2014-12-01 22:54:18
Seems legit
http://t.co/bEgHgpAOpX
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2014-12-02 14:57:56
RT @_EricHu: Amazing, one hour ago someone changed one line of php and Composer is now 70% faster
https://t.co/smBqG92Hgw
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2014-12-02 21:49:51
My job: I handle the "what" and "how." My PM handles the "who" and "when." My department head handles the "why." Everybody wins.
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2014-12-04 20:51:15
Neighborhood flippers getting bad advice on their comps. One coat of paint on dented aluminum siding doesn't make a $240k ($181/sq ft) list.
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2014-12-07 17:48:52
Just spent an infuriating 47 minutes debugging an issue in an email process to find that FIOS is blocking my port 25 traffic to AWS.
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2014-12-08 14:20:52
Listen to DJ Earworm - Hands-only CPR Mashup by djearworm #np on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/fJ8PCIhgfb
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2014-12-08 16:51:46
I mostly read @TSABlogTeam for the pictures of accidentally packed CCW pistols. Saturday's S&W Bodyguard 380 is sexy.
http://t.co/7iEfdfVpjF
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2014-12-09 21:54:59
If you have IPv6 connectivity (Comcast folks, some VZW subscribers) can you go to
https://t.co/p5hZeg1Cfdand help me test my tunnel?
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2014-12-09 22:00:06
I added a HE tunnel to the home router this morning and nobody's noticed even though 50% of our net traffic is now over IPv6.
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2014-12-10 15:02:52
RT @baltimoresun: EDITORIAL: It was CIA torture practices that put Americans at risk, not releasing a report about it.
http://t.co/WWIPlzHf…
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2014-12-10 15:07:45
Google MX
http://t.co/yTIragOY2Uhas an AAAA record but doesn't appear to listen on port 25 or 587 of that address. #ipv6
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2014-12-10 15:08:58
Related: Does anyone have an IPv6 capable mail server that I can test sending to? I'm 90% sure I've got Postfix configured correctly.
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2014-12-10 15:16:20
@Knarphie Testing now thanks
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2014-12-10 15:18:21
@knarphie Dec 10 15:16:26 postfix/smtp[31294]: connect to
http://t.co/x39iA05XQb[2a03:b0c0:1:d0::22b:1001]:25:Connection timed out
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2014-12-10 15:33:40
I take it all back, looks like it's a @henet block. I've sent an email to their support asking for 25 access.
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2014-12-10 15:53:00
RT @SimonMaloy: Susan Brooks keeps saying "Inspector Generals" at this Benghazi hearing and it's killing me
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2014-12-10 19:02:03
Baltimore County brags in press release about their AAA bond rating. You know, that thing those subprime mortgage backed securities had.
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2014-12-10 20:49:39
@MarkWelchMktg Thanks, a @Henet tech helped me figure it out and I'm now operating at 100% with a "IPv6 Sage" tee-shirt on the way.
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2014-12-10 21:37:58
I currently administer an theoretical IPv6 space of 55,340,232,221,128,654,845 possible addresses. It's less exciting than it sounds.
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2014-12-11 14:24:26
RT @RectorSun: E-cigarette sparks in-flight emergency for @BWI_Airport -bound plane:
http://t.co/DZJ2NB60Cs
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2014-12-12 14:22:04
Someone needs to buy this for me:
http://t.co/IWlHtI0tO7
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2014-12-12 18:28:32
Either this Chinese restaurant has figured out a way around RFC 1035 or they have a terrible proofreader
http://t.co/CNkKIJ6EvZ
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2014-12-12 18:40:52
RT @anildash: Contrast to this policing, not far away in Richmond:
http://t.co/iloK7EuXZAIt's possible to work together.http://t.co/XqFP8…
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2014-12-12 23:47:01
RT @lukebroadwater: City says 'forged or altered' document resulted in $2 million tax break for condos
http://t.co/93tF94GLRc
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2014-12-13 19:46:19
RT @daveweigel: Santacon and the #BlackLivesMatter protest, ships passing in the night
http://t.co/kZ2YZNIMso
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2014-12-13 19:47:27
RT @justin_fenton: Pic posted to social media of BPD roll call today
http://t.co/I8OEDRBNJS
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2014-12-13 23:19:25
RT @BaltimorePolice: The BPD has not made any arrests today because of the demonstrations. We remain committee to ensuring the peaceful exe…
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2014-12-14 20:34:39
I'm surprised that xBox 360 doesn't support IPv6.
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2014-12-15 15:08:30
Before bed I'm reading David Baldacci novels about CIA agents that do whatever the fuck they want. Then I get up and read the news.
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2014-12-15 18:16:04
RT @mc_hankins: 'Could you fax over a copy?'
'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
'Where do you live?'
'The 21st century'
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2014-12-15 18:45:17
What's a good lunch spot in downtown Baltimore equidistant to UMMC and the World Trade Center?
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2014-12-15 21:22:46
RT @cargoweasel: So Uber’s raising prices in reaction to the Sydney hostage-taking? Are people somehow mistaken as to what free-market lib…
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2014-12-16 14:56:11
RT @aliknez: Trial for 'Public Enemy No. 1' to open in Balto. Co.
http://t.co/SPC1TS2W28
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2014-12-16 16:51:48
Merry IPv6 Christmas!
http://t.co/5GuyZxEixz
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2014-12-16 16:55:22
@bosconet eke
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2014-12-16 19:57:23
My news reader has a way of telling me how someone really feels about a subject
http://t.co/C7mdHUJAjE
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2014-12-16 20:15:19
RT @JonnyGeller: Letter of the Year, to my mind (Times).
http://t.co/xnsf2M9zrN
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2014-12-17 18:25:40
Listening to Cheney individually justify and equivocate torture techniques on @meetthepress. Most disturbing thing I've heard all year.
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2014-12-19 14:39:09
Just when I thought our office couldn't get any more antiseptic...
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2014-12-19 15:25:51
My WWVB clock in the middle of the Faraday cage that is my office building synced last night. Must have been a good night for 60 KHz prop.
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2014-12-19 15:26:57
RT @bradplumer: Many US cities get 20-50% brighter at night during the holiday season— due to Christmas lights
http://t.co/a6P96j6vnChttp:…
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2014-12-19 16:06:34
@sexologistjill Gun enthusiasts are also unhappy about her terrible trigger discipline.
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2014-12-19 17:50:30
Slightly overwhelmed by this project right now. Sometimes being your own architect sucks.
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2014-12-19 17:50:42
RT @Popehat: FBI assures us, as it diligently investigates North Korean cyberattacks, that tech companies should not provide consumers with…
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2014-12-21 13:58:26
RT @counternotions: 'Is AWS already “too big to fail”? What would happen if Amazon ran into a serious financial crisis?'
(JPMorgan or Cit…
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2014-12-22 03:09:59
RT @JosephScrimshaw: An actual photo from from the protest at Mall of America, not footage of a crappy holiday themed sequel to 1984.
http:…
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2014-12-22 15:30:25
English nerds: Is it "fewer calories" or "less calories?" Show your work.
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2014-12-22 21:23:31
Boss quizzing office with logic puzzles at year end meeting. Developer team not allowed to answer because we know them all.
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2014-12-22 21:43:04
RT @HousingWatchMD: Seems to me the city would rather residents not broadcast issues on social media and make them public. Too bad.
https:/…
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2014-12-23 15:19:19
RT @baltimoresun: WBFF apologizes on-air for misleading edit on protest chant. But egregious change not explained.
http://t.co/qJ93HD6j03v…
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2014-12-23 15:40:49
Taking some sabbatical coding time. I could get very spoiled by this setup.
http://t.co/WBr68OxKyn
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2014-12-25 15:10:09
Tried to use the Define function on my iPhone for the first time and it didn't know what hagiography meant.
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2014-12-26 13:50:21
RT @abt_programming: HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:
1xx: hold on 2xx: here you go 3xx: go away 4xx: you fucked up 5xx: I fucked up
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2014-12-26 23:40:23
I just tried to connect to my audio stream with the TuneIn app and the server is now unresponsive. Coincidence?
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2014-12-27 00:20:45
Pulling on a dial to start is not an intuitive interface for anyone unfamiliar with consumer appliances. #ux
http://t.co/BeJ8aG6qkb
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2014-12-27 01:01:07
Anyone else seeing buffering and down-res on Amazon streaming? It's like millions of Americans are trying out new video devices tonight.
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2014-12-27 01:41:44
RT @neiltyson: On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642
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2014-12-27 02:18:33
@missfidget not more elegant than putting the trigger switch under the lid it seems like
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2014-12-27 16:38:52
Trying to decide between TENVIS JPT3815W and Foscam FI8918W. Hard to trust TENVIS ratings because they pay/paid for 5 star reviews.
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2014-12-27 17:14:35
@RucioDonk that's the one
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2014-12-27 19:40:45
@RucioDonk how do you like it?
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2014-12-27 19:45:31
@RucioDonk most of what matters is how it would work with my iPhone.
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2014-12-28 18:06:11
Today @thelistserve editors allowed a lightly obfuscated blog domain name to be posted in the end of a message. The end is near.
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2014-12-29 00:07:22
@alv9n @thelistserve Sorry I must have missed the earlier ones. I love making people express their sites in google search terms.
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2014-12-31 13:30:35
RT @ArmstrongGN: I will never write something this good. Never.
http://t.co/kbM3UgHj1B
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2014-12-31 16:12:14
What does your recently used emoji list say about you?
http://t.co/RxE1pSFapl
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2014-12-31 17:14:28
I am pleasantly surprised that this email address works.
http://t.co/Off7uW2zTg
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2014-12-31 23:42:19
We made it to @redemmas today for the first time in forever. My first time in the new space and it's super impressive.
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