Tweets from 2015
January
2015-01-01 01:02:52
Our cat taught our daughter an important but proportional lesson about respectful boundaries today.
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2015-01-01 03:12:56
Thought my baby might sleep through her first NYE but it's Parkville so neighbor's fireworks will wake her up just in time.
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2015-01-01 13:09:21
RT @codinghorror: My 2015 New Year Resolution
http://t.co/yD0b2F75Vs
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2015-01-01 15:34:55
RT @nickdewar: Never forget.
http://t.co/vEJ14zFvjO
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2015-01-02 16:16:08
RT @codeclimate: Yes, this is real. "The JavaScript Equality Table"
http://t.co/7qmzQQlxwvhttp://t.co/4P5wnu1sIu
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2015-01-02 17:36:35
RT @matthew_loftus: I wrote a thing for @city_paper about the Top 10 Twitter accounts Baltimore's crankiest journalist ought to unblcok: ht…
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2015-01-02 18:28:30
RT @heiditron3000: "It's 2015. Where's my hoverboard?" complained the guy on a tiny device linking him to all the information and everybody…
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2015-01-02 19:18:40
Hey @jongaynor remind you of anyone?
http://t.co/MWH5qO7d1b
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2015-01-04 13:41:38
@sdawncasey I'm the K texter. Sometimes that's all I have time for.
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2015-01-04 13:46:18
@sdawncasey k
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2015-01-05 17:01:25
RT @davetroy: New Post: Gov. Hogan, Here's a Plan for Baltimore — which is NOT in decline
http://t.co/shf2vetSC8
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2015-01-05 17:05:06
Maryland gov't should make all disbursements to Baltimore City contingent on ongoing financial audits & accountability HT @davetroy
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-01-06 02:17:35
Welcome to the future where the scandal du jour is which media outlet or local gov't agency blocked which gadfly from their Twitter feed.
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2015-01-06 02:20:33
So what's the bigger prize: getting the verified badge on your profile or being blocked by both @DanRodricks AND @BaltimorePolice?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-01-06 13:18:36
RT @BaltimoreBrew: .@HorseshoeBmore casino ends 2014 with revenues 35% below state projections.
http://t.co/zkaO5HlrTr
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2015-01-06 13:19:38
@HousingWatchMD County schools are closed today but things are always a little snowier near the PA but border.
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2015-01-06 13:32:00
RT @wxbrad: Ughhh no thank you! #dcwx
http://t.co/46427nSykv
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2015-01-06 13:32:39
RT @frednewspost: #KirbyDelauter to @frednewspost: Don't use my name without permission
http://t.co/Dw7qahIOvj http://t.co/CIZrvYEmuB
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2015-01-06 13:33:08
RT @mlcalderone: Kirby Delauter, an elected official, seems to think journalists needs his permission to publish his name in a story:
http:…
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2015-01-06 15:17:37
I do feel bad for anyone who had to drive into work today. Really.
http://t.co/jX6MXf4gPv
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2015-01-06 17:12:15
So my clothes dryer just caught fire. It's something of a concentration shattering event.
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2015-01-06 17:24:03
@bosconet Isn't it always?
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2015-01-06 22:55:23
I am either good at being nice to people or getting shit done at a reasonable pace. In 2015 I hope to find the sweet spot between the two.
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2015-01-07 13:16:53
I just realized the @frednewspost editorial on #KirbyDelauter is an acrostic. That. Is. Amazing.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2015-01-07 14:48:02
RT @BostonHistory: Close up shot of the 1795 engraved plate with the names of Paul Revere and Sam Adams. #timecapsule #MFA
http://t.co/UVhH…
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2015-01-07 15:50:38
@thepacketrat @BaltCitySchools What else could he say? It's the weather. Sometimes you guess wrong. An apology is nice but unnecessary.
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2015-01-07 16:37:09
@thepacketrat Agree with the delay suggestion but if I were in his shoes I wouldn't have apologized for yesterday either.
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2015-01-07 16:38:45
RT @BaltimorePolice: 4/4 Criticism is never an issue. You can see that on our feed. We are currently converting the blocks over to the new …
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2015-01-07 19:14:15
Finally got rid of the default watch faces on my Pebble with a custom firmware. It's like a needless weight has been lifted from my wrist.
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2015-01-07 20:25:26
DHS cut sheet on RIC-M, a P25-based VOIP bridge to connect legacy dispatch systems into an inter-operable network:
http://t.co/l3OROWzMHG
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2015-01-07 21:16:48
I think Pandora radio is finally figuring out that I may not be a 73-year-old Milwaukee woman.
http://t.co/rNljJOtMtB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-01-07 21:23:56
RT @city_paper: Director of @HousingWatchMD Carol Ott wants 2015 to bring affordable housing for Baltimore’s working families
http://t.co/n…
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2015-01-08 01:37:51
@bmoreconnected It seems unlikely that anyone could get that particular hat trick
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2015-01-08 16:18:03
Note to self: replace weather stripping on front door.
http://t.co/QK5F3HBYYq
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2015-01-08 16:20:34
Will batteries ever be efficient enough that rail car sized batteries would be a more efficient transport than high voltage lines?
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2015-01-08 16:21:29
@sdawncasey
http://t.co/puLFR14hkQ
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2015-01-08 20:34:33
Neti rinse, Sudafed, tea, nap, Flonase, rinse, repeat.
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2015-01-09 14:53:41
The clock on my desk is showing 4% relative humidity in the office right now.
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2015-01-09 15:35:54
Third District Councilman Curran cleaning up after his lawbreaking bar and giving a big middle finger to CV neighbors
http://t.co/RoNCUguzqm
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2015-01-09 15:43:01
@bremmore He represents a third of my neighborhood. While Councilwoman Bevins is busy solving our problems, Curran is busy fixing his own.
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2015-01-09 15:48:02
@bremmore I'm sure he's a very nice person, but my gauge of local officials is entirely based on responsive & effective constituent service
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2015-01-09 20:48:44
RT @jennhaltman: Daily work affirmations, courtesy of @beekareek
http://t.co/146WUXlnKt
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2015-01-10 19:33:18
RT @travisgoodspeed: "Grampa, what's ham radio?" / "It's where you talk to Argentina before putting your pants on in the morning." / "Oh, l…
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2015-01-10 19:36:50
@travisgoodspeed @ErrataRob It's like Chatroulette except the ionosphere decides which old guy is on the other end.
- Favorites: 41, Retweets: 42
2015-01-10 19:43:09
RT @BaltMetroNews: HARBOR RESCUE | BALT CITY | WATER RESCUE | BOND ST WHARF | ONE PERSON MISSING, RQST AA CO DIVE TEAM NOT AVAIL, BACO DIV…
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2015-01-11 02:52:51
Watching Marlins episode of Fish Tank Kings. I have corporate douchebag vertigo hearing David Samson and seeing this toxic work environment
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2015-01-11 18:15:12
At my aunt's house in Parkville and it looks like native IPv6 dual stack has arrived for this node on Comcast.
http://t.co/PRGXxHmDuc
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2015-01-12 01:35:52
@NullOverflow @travisgoodspeed @ErrataRob GD QSO CUL 73 HIHI
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2015-01-12 15:20:08
After 377 cycles it was time to put a new battery in my MacBook. Went from under 2 hours charge to what looks like 7 hours. Psyched.
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2015-01-12 16:59:41
Even though my most popular tweet makes fun of ham operators, I've been a ham for 18 years and have a working home station I use for EMCOMM.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-01-12 19:00:56
Breaking news: Persistent hackers guess yet another prominent social media account password.
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2015-01-13 01:47:31
RT @marobella: Welcome Celia! - Celia Jones Heads to Havas Chicago Group as Group Brand Director -
http://t.co/LkodMOf6ka#Havasww
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2015-01-13 17:04:24
RT @yvonnewenger: Council members Mosby, Middleton speak against Spector plan for multi-member council districts by @LukeBroadwater
http://…
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2015-01-13 17:37:26
"Getting and staying married is not a surefire prophylactic against poverty. Neither are prophylactics."
http://t.co/UbHsr1lskH
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2015-01-13 17:51:44
@amyhoy Isn't keeping them subscribed a more effective retaliation? Also has the advantage of being passive and zero effort.
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2015-01-13 18:08:37
@amyhoy My inner journalist gets the warm fuzzies knowing someone is perturbed by things I write but can't bear to stop reading or unsub
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2015-01-13 18:10:03
@amyhoy But when the goal is to build a business and not get under people's collective skins, you're making the right choice
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2015-01-13 18:27:11
@gfitzp Something with that many buttons should at least be able to send a text
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2015-01-13 20:17:42
@BaltimorePolice @j_robarge Would be easy to trace if city dispatchers would provide a Central Complaint number on request like Balt Co does
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2015-01-14 17:52:27
Baltimore County code says free-roaming cats are illegal but live traps are not.
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2015-01-14 21:04:24
RT @adamgoldmanwp: AQAP source says there is new media policy. He can't deal with me because my newspaper published cartoon.
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2015-01-15 14:55:30
RT @TinyTNG: Captain's Log: Day 17, still no one has mentioned my fancy new hat.
http://t.co/xH1trk6Oel
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2015-01-15 14:58:50
When a professional photographer launches their social media presence with a terrible profile picture, I don't even know what to say.
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2015-01-15 17:35:06
RT @toggl: We are experiencing some issues at the moment and working on the fix. Thank you for your patience!
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2015-01-15 18:50:15
Outside the @HavasDiscovery office building right now, @shakeshack sign going up letter by letter. Coming soon!
http://t.co/lz5TseZcGp
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2015-01-15 19:36:38
@justin_fenton @scott_cover Doesn't seem to be any unusual police presence in and around Harborplace/WTC.
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2015-01-15 19:43:48
@scott_cover @justin_fenton Okay I see them now.
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2015-01-15 19:47:53
RT @brandon_weigel: Charmington's managing partner Amanda Rothschild says Obama ordered a roast beef sandwich, turkey avocado wrap, and an …
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2015-01-15 21:19:19
Today's commits undo two years of a certain developer's insanity, and are brought to you by the CultureInfo.CurrentCulture assembly.
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2015-01-15 22:23:33
@TheBrownWord Just use 🎰🎭🙈. Everybody will know which city you mean.
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2015-01-15 22:28:49
Protest parade down Pratt St #blacklivesmatter
http://t.co/7qTrcB4PLl
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2015-01-15 22:32:06
Massive police vehicle unit movement west on Pratt. Lots going on at President St I can't see #blacklivesmatter
http://t.co/ccpSQS5Niu
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2015-01-15 22:33:33
@jjthomas yeah I got that but not sure why a dozen units had to suddenly join near 83
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2015-01-15 22:47:17
@jjthomas About 5pm at McKeldin
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2015-01-15 22:47:39
RT @BaltimorePolice: The group of protestors have moved from Light and Pratt St to Pratt and President Street. Expect traffic delays in are…
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2015-01-15 22:49:07
Headed to I-83 tonight via e/b Pratt? You can always head up Charles or Gay Streets to dodge President St on-ramp mess #baltraffic
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2015-01-16 16:29:18
If you are not reading the
http://t.co/fYql2atBjeblog you are missing out.
- Favorites: 14, Retweets: 5
2015-01-16 17:11:05
@justin_fenton A great tactic if your goal is to increase fatal overdoses by making friends of OD victims afraid to call 911 for help.
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2015-01-16 18:26:48
RT @lauren_galik: Wow. Holder ordered an end to fed asset forfeiture program that allows fed&state police to split cash/property seized htt…
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2015-01-17 15:30:37
RT @nikzb7e: @SDallasDance I am proud to represent BCPS at the White House CS Ed Week Kickoff Event. Lots of great speakers today
http://t.…
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2015-01-17 15:41:58
RT @yurykusik: That is a nice touch in a deployment script. I really appreciate it :)
http://t.co/CjijMb7TAq
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2015-01-17 15:42:29
RT @gitHater: What is the git experience? Imagine-the simplicity of openssl key generation, elegance of rsync, and readability of tcpdump .…
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2015-01-17 16:25:29
@bmoreconnected The usual remedy would be to block the spammers but that sounds risky for BCPD
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2015-01-18 14:30:27
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Roads are icy. Use extreme caution when driving this morning.
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2015-01-20 01:06:12
Police helo overhead. Not sure why.
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2015-01-20 14:53:38
@mattyglesias Everybody looks for the snipers. It's half the fun of being a DC tourist.
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2015-01-20 16:14:56
Neglected property in my neighborhood used a Land Installment Contract for sale in 2012. Can't figure out who actually owns/is responsible.
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2015-01-20 18:31:52
RT @AP: Drinking water trucked into Montana city after 50,000-gallon Yellowstone River oil spill:
http://t.co/iB2e2d7rsB
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2015-01-20 18:40:38
Nine month update on my amazing daughter
http://t.co/tBqAHhIAZF
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2015-01-20 19:02:38
RT @MrTrashWheel: I tried going gluten free for a little while, but I just can't say no to pizza boxes.
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2015-01-20 19:19:45
RT @shanley: This is my statement on my experiences over the past few days. Please read if you've been following it at all.
http://t.co/AQu…
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2015-01-20 22:19:21
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Have you seen George Abdallah Darraj? #CriticalMissingPerson
http://t.co/C5GNDxbYn7^JWhttp://t.co/Gu7znZAlG9
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2015-01-21 15:22:07
Starting off my morning right with the heavy breathing of @adamposen in my headphones during the @BBCWorldBiz podcast.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-01-21 15:52:25
Best way to quick check a list of hostnames: cat hosts.txt | xargs dig +noall +answer A
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2015-01-21 15:53:44
RT @nationaljournal: This quiz from last night's State of the Union will have you thinking they're the same person
http://t.co/Em4eqNPEVWh…
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2015-01-21 22:20:08
If you get a chance to take a picture of the City Hall Plaza this evening, don't miss it. It's absolutely beautiful!
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2015-01-22 15:46:28
RT @mashable: BlackBerry CEO to Congress: Apple, Netflix should make apps for BlackBerry.
http://t.co/Ak6akPiOhUhttp://t.co/jleciwKieN
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2015-01-22 18:03:57
So this exists:
https://t.co/tmIjDOfk0ahttp://t.co/u3ktWTDcmj
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2015-01-22 18:17:40
RT @USAO_MD: Dundalk man pleads guilty to aiming a laser pointer at a police helicopter.
http://t.co/s2CQSWdGVY
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2015-01-22 19:15:18
@jongaynor Spoken like a true network engineer - using proxy machines for MITM attacks when a 4 line Chrome plugin would suffice.
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2015-01-22 21:07:05
Chrome/Firefox browsers regularly updated. Corporate web mail uses SSL 3.0 and 112 bit certificate. Rock. Hard place.
http://t.co/AQ2aWQwZvj
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2015-01-26 15:43:29
@MDMEMA Stop buying into TWC winter storm naming schemes. It doesn't serve anyone.
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2015-01-26 15:57:11
@paulmgardner @thebrownword Which one?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-01-26 19:17:11
Why would someone create a 40+ table database in a decent 2NF and then not apply any foreign key constraints? The mind boggles.
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2015-01-26 19:21:54
@zorn Sadly that's only second place to the more likely answer of "he didn't know how."
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2015-01-26 19:26:44
@kendallmiller There's no way that's the case here. For all its complexity, this whole DB has maybe 1000s of rows. Possibly 10ks.
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2015-01-26 19:28:50
@kendallmiller Yes, that is my next headache. Possibly mitigated by the fact that I'm adding constraints to replace SP hell with EDMX.
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2015-01-26 21:03:42
If you are a government agency you should not be referring to a weather event using a name made up by The Weather Channel.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 3
2015-01-26 21:43:44
Police officers say tagging them on Waze "endangers their safety." Reality: "Cuts into ticket revenue."
http://t.co/i18IbaVDxd
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-01-27 20:47:21
RT @jemillerwbal: City denies claim by woman whose dog had its throat cut, arguing BPD cops aren't city employees. So who do they work for?…
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2015-01-28 00:17:37
RT @MDMEMA: MSP/1/I: AMBER ALERT-Drew Denny. SUS: Deare Denny. VEH: '14 Chevy SUV-Tag: NJ-D97DRW. Call 911 or MontCo 301-279-8000
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-01-28 02:02:59
Subject: "How to get pregnant just by reading this email." In spite of the staggering research potential, deleted it unread.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2015-01-28 14:11:46
BCoPD says there will be a planned implosion of the Sparrows Point L-furnace on January 28 around 2pm. Expect a loud noise and rumbling.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-01-28 14:13:23
RT @guardianstyle: When a currency conversion is not really appropriate.
http://t.co/FBGD3F03E1
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2015-01-28 20:46:46
RT @samanthasquared: If you're passionate about bettering communities, lead a workshop at the 2015 @GreaterHomewood Neighborhood Institute …
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2015-01-29 15:51:09
Ever since our re-branding announcement I haven't been able to stop humming the melody to Hava Nigila.
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2015-01-29 15:57:45
RT @MediaPost: Havas EHS And Havas Discovery Merge To Become Helia @havasww
http://t.co/Pm5thoB4b7
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2015-01-29 15:59:15
@boryyytoe Yes, new identity is Havas Helia. See:
http://t.co/vhkqLrxxdX
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2015-01-29 18:21:00
Local CVS will not say over telephone if they can or can't fill a hydrocodone prescription, claim such info used to case for robbery.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-01-29 18:27:17
So my options are 1) waste this evening driving around being treated like a drug addict at every pharmacy 2) leave my elderly aunt in pain.
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2015-01-29 19:55:17
Logical: "[A]ny arm that is part of ordinary police equipment should be unequivocally protected for civilians"
http://t.co/CQ7TeQMsUE
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2015-01-29 19:55:52
RT @justingeorge: In case you haven't seen them, the new @BaltimorePolice cars are on the street.
http://t.co/d2FSNyIkjA
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2015-01-29 21:45:45
Looks like I beat the sleet.
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2015-01-29 22:48:27
Scary thought: Amazon has a Baltimore warehouse so my embarrassing orders may soon be packed by someone who knows me IRL. #smalltimore
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-01-29 22:54:36
RT @Danielle_Bmore: Charleston isn’t the first town where HomeServe USA received bad press
http://t.co/uq4tI0PRjDvia @chasCityPaper
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2015-01-30 15:05:14
@hamrail Yeah the warehouse was huge news here around Baltimore City, I guess not as much in the DC suburbs?
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2015-01-31 12:59:19
RT @asendecka: I am super happy to join Django team! 🐍💗🎉
https://t.co/ujeHQAT09S
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2015-01-31 13:11:47
RT @thomasfuchs: Why aren't SSH server fingerprints shown as combination of emoji? Would be much easier to recognize/compare than some stri…
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2015-01-31 13:49:56
RT @mollyesque: "It's gotten so vicious," says poor shocked person being attacked for making hundreds of children sick
http://t.co/yvNFqvxF…
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2015-01-31 22:13:53
RT @nycjim: Brooklyn warehouse fire now 7 alarms; fueled by 4 MILLION boxes of NYC/NYS gov’t records.
http://t.co/RqbY8Ig2kvhttp://t.co/Rv…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-01-31 23:12:51
RT @FindChaos: The big cherry on top to getting new locked mailboxes is hearing our mail-snatching neighbor audibly angry over this develop…
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February
2015-02-01 22:50:53
RT @trevortimm: Everything you need to know about "cyberterrorism" in one chart:
http://t.co/5o83H5kcNRhttp://t.co/s8ozavGWOQ
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2015-02-02 00:16:27
PROTIP: Do not pour Coca Cola on your networking gear. I've tried it and it has the exact opposite effect on world happiness.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 4
2015-02-02 00:28:59
RT @anildash: In a few years a Super Bowl ad is just gonna consist of "On Golden Pond" followed by the logo of a random tire company.
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2015-02-02 00:31:45
Every ad trying to pluck my paternal heart strings but at least they're not all old men throwing balls through car tires and winking.
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2015-02-02 00:32:18
RT @pourmecoffee: The icy fingers of death reach out for your loved ones, never more than an inch away, now back to the big game.
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2015-02-02 00:33:34
RT @ditzkoff: Super Bowl ads: Have a child. It might get you a seat on a plane. Or teach you valuable life lessons. Or it will die horribly.
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2015-02-02 00:42:00
County helicopter searching my neighborhood. Not sure why. Local scanner buffs seem too busy watching commercials to tweet reason.
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2015-02-02 00:50:09
Ads with old men implying they took Viagra have been replaced with sexy cars popping a pill directly on screen.
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2015-02-02 01:18:56
Aaaaand the acid just kicked in. Or half time show actually has dancing beach balls and palm trees?
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2015-02-02 01:29:35
"By the end of this game, one of these teams will win." #lawofinevitability
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2015-02-02 01:33:46
RT @gizmogladstone: Well, that didn't take long. RT @nick_pants:
http://t.co/MhKm4p1QJD
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2015-02-02 01:39:44
Just put my daughter to bed. What wards can I paint on her door to protect her from the Gyllou from Nationwide?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-02 01:45:29
RT @atotalmonet: this is definitely referenced in revelations MT @SBNation:
http://t.co/8emxPOgp4V
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2015-02-02 01:45:44
RT @jennhaltman: Those singing beach balls are going to give me nightmares forever #SuperBowl #halftime #clappingsharks
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2015-02-02 01:46:06
RT @NatlAquarium: So this happened...#SB49
http://t.co/zjUpFers6h
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2015-02-02 01:58:59
What producer accidentally cued up a 2am toenail fungus infomercial to play in the middle of the SB?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-02-02 02:04:38
@HousingWatchMD it was a giant animated foot running down a football field.
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2015-02-02 02:12:09
Jeep homage to Baraka followed by fast intense SNL plug was an interesting study in contrasts.
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2015-02-02 02:12:45
RT @maryvale: Aren't we already watching one big NFL commercoial?
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2015-02-02 02:19:19
Gosh darn it, Mophie you win.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-02 02:24:13
FYI @havashelia_NA as soon as this game ends I stop tweeting snark about TV ads and go back to bitching about software development all day.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-02-02 02:39:46
Given the tone of this year's SB ads I'm shocked that rocket pig and nerdy farm kid both lived to the end of the spot.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-02-02 02:44:00
Originally GoDaddy got dibs on selling the Doritos pig to the slaughterhouse and Nationwide killed off the farm kid in a welding accident.
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2015-02-02 03:07:48
Fuck yeah it's baseball season! Go O's!
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2015-02-02 03:12:47
Nick Offerman singing about NASCAR makes up for the last ten minutes of televised diarrhea, so we're cool NBC.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-02 03:20:52
RT @iduncan: So it turns out airing that Nationwide ad was only the second worst call of the Super Bowl #sb49
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2015-02-02 03:28:19
Super bowl ends. Snow falling. Tipsy fans get back in their cars. Sirens in every direction. Fire truck on street.
http://t.co/6ZQnarOaQK
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2015-02-02 14:22:04
RT @SkepticHistory: Feb. 2, 2010 The Lancet retracted the fatally flawed 1998 MMR paper by Wakefield.
http://t.co/YpR5mwi0AG#vaxfaxhttp:/…
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2015-02-02 15:58:09
RT @WalthersonAssoc: Vince Pompa from DPW will attend our meeting 2/3 7:30 PM @ Harbel (5807 Harford) in response to water bill concerns ex…
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2015-02-03 14:01:36
RT @BaltSunBrk: Water main break closes section of Northern Parkway
http://t.co/fT9BdJj4OU
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2015-02-03 19:21:02
@fmanjoo Keep crib, install this for science:
http://t.co/Xi6OgNu0WB
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2015-02-03 20:02:01
RT @MuckRock: A family's refusal to #vaccinate their kid lead to destruction of @MinnesotaZoo1's meercats:
http://t.co/lBfKfK6fe6http://t.…
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2015-02-03 21:06:25
Dislike media use of "civilian" to mean "not a police officer." A civilian is a non-combatant in armed conflict.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-02-03 21:20:28
I'm aware civilian means "non-cop" in some dictionaries. I'm not saying that use is strictly incorrect, just that I don't like the analogy.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-04 00:13:00
RT @nerri: thank god for social media - how else would I know that it's not just my Netflix that's down right now?
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2015-02-04 15:08:29
@RectorSun I would like to that graph further refined with "by choice/no choice"
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2015-02-04 15:10:07
@tiltdad What airline is this? Southwest doesn't have these.
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2015-02-04 19:22:58
RT @jessamyn: Bread stamps: the great grandfather to modern copyright.
http://t.co/gXMwpsYbEshttp://t.co/hBfCacPuVE
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2015-02-04 20:37:30
Gay Street detoured at Saratoga. Backed up to Pratt. Avoid. #BalTraffic
http://t.co/Eg3clCdCor
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 2
2015-02-05 00:23:23
RT @evacide: I'm not an astrophysicist, but I am an optimist. And I believe we can make a sun that circles the Earth.
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2015-02-05 03:26:33
Great music for a late night app deployment: DCUP - Someone Told Me (Space Jump Salute Remix)
http://t.co/XqUY4evYMn
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2015-02-05 14:52:07
RT @LarryHogan: Gerrymandering is a form of political gamesmanship that stifles real political debate and deprives citizens of meaningful c…
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2015-02-05 15:59:57
RT @AstroTerry: #aurora over Anchorage and Fairbanks #Alaska
http://t.co/lJwD1A48do
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2015-02-05 17:50:11
Emails to my office's domain name have been returned to sender all morning. Inbox Zero the hard way, I guess.
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2015-02-05 17:57:11
RT @ReutersUS: BREAKING: Five babies at suburban Chicago daycare center diagnosed with measles: Chicago Tribune
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2015-02-05 18:03:43
RT @scanbaltimore: I've installed a new antenna for
http://t.co/1rjtKggxXVso that the audio will sound a bit more clear.
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2015-02-05 18:26:48
RT @SetTheHook: If you didn't get to experience life without the internet, cell phones, etc. I feel sorry for you. It was pretty awesom…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-05 19:05:22
RT @BaltimorePolice: CRITICAL MISSING: 5 y/o girl, stolen car 2003 Silver Neon TAG: 2BA115, black female Purple Coat Black Tights Light Pur…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-05 20:24:53
@alexhillman @amyhoy Nice work!
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2015-02-05 20:32:35
RT @BaltBizOnline: Baltimore marketing firm Havas Discovery rebrands, expects to double in size
http://t.co/M54N8RelLChttp://t.co/jC54U4zQ…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-06 13:19:58
My Pebble screen started to tear this morning. I read about it on the forums but I'm sad to see it happen to mine.
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2015-02-07 15:31:47
RT @JeffQuinton: Fox News published the ISIS pilot-burning video and has now become a platform for terrorist propaganda
http://t.co/7qSV4i7…
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2015-02-07 15:45:48
What do you call Monday Morning Quarterbacking for neighbors who think they can allocate resources better than the police precinct captain?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 15:44:34
On the BizDaily podcast @lucykellaway comes across to me as a dismissive luddite, but she must be more than that, right?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 16:02:29
Having the brakes removed from your car is a personal decision via @BoingBoing
http://t.co/8beK0PGBbP
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2015-02-09 16:16:05
@tadmaster Congratulations! I know it's been a long slog
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 16:20:17
The governor was across the street from my office this morning and I don't even notice. He must have a quiet entourage.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 16:21:08
RT @baltimoresun: High-priced development makes city look wealthy in state's eyes. But that boom leads to loss in school aid.
http://t.co/n…
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2015-02-09 16:22:51
@JoshDrescher I always keep the Fly FAA site on my phone in airports, often know about ground stops 5 min before gate counter announces.
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2015-02-09 16:35:27
@textfiles What are the improvements over the ScanSnap S1500? I assume speed and that long document support. Anything else?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 16:41:23
@textfiles I've happily put 10ks of pages through my S1500M, looking at the iX500 to replace it when the CCD loses too many more pixels.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 16:53:54
New retro geek cred level unlocked.
http://t.co/TEEDUvHTzQ
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 2
2015-02-09 17:01:45
@slantsixneal I've worked with Doria Wiedel since 2006, highly recommend.
https://t.co/wItrwrIZkX
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2015-02-09 18:35:54
RT @MDBiz: This morning, Gov @LarryHogan visited DBED to share his message that Maryland is open for business. #Open4BizMD
http://t.co/0SNL…
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2015-02-09 18:43:46
@sbearbergman @sparkymonster Sadly Pebble watch only vibrates, no sound, but @zarumbatus watchface available here:
http://t.co/V9XnuppfVP
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2015-02-09 18:49:00
@zarumbatus I wasn't complaining, watch face is great. No defects.
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2015-02-09 18:51:58
@anamariecox Actually it's 2038 and you are just a simulation of yourself based off your social media history. Good morning!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 18:59:36
My wife and MIL just foiled attempted burglary of neighbor home in @overlearocks. Called COP/911 caught & ID'd 2 juv. suspects at bus stop.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 19:13:59
Hey @MahoneyEdward I made honorary PhotoShop badges for your mom and niece for being awesome Overlea crime fighters.
http://t.co/yP9eFfMNaq
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2015-02-09 19:24:02
Holding two identical bluetooth keyboards this morn. Guessed that the one paired to my work PC had more crumbs on the bottom. Guessed right.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 19:26:15
Contract painter in my house was staring up at the surveillance camera as I remotely turned it to watch him. Awkward.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 19:37:51
@d9jms Our eyes met across the ether, then he looked away shyly.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 20:25:05
Reading @hugeinc screen-time study, wondering how soon watches Apple/Pebble/FitBit get their own spot
http://t.co/bw6VxgdeYc(HT @miggon)
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2015-02-09 21:41:56
RT @BaltoBeerBaron: .@ShakeShack, 400 E. Pratt St, new restaurant license approved with outdoor tables.
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2015-02-09 21:42:24
Rumor is that the @shakeshack in my building will open to the public on 2/16, training happening now. #freshman15
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2015-02-09 22:05:14
Worst. Tchotchke. Ever.
http://t.co/IycWEcyHo2http://t.co/ymMF6UETUK
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 22:31:29
RT @yvonnewenger: Hampden parking restrictions pass
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2015-02-09 23:07:49
Still a lot of lanes closed on Gay Street at Baltimore Street, I would avoid the area for a few more days #BALTraffic
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-09 23:16:30
Active speed enforcement at Harford Road southbound intersecting the Alameda #BALTraffic
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2015-02-10 00:06:09
@chrismoodycom Be glad it isn't 418 and you wanted coffee ☕️
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-10 16:17:50
Too close to home:
http://t.co/9VkuEpKd9F
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2015-02-10 21:05:47
If I wouldn't ask you a favor, you're off my LinkedIn. If I wouldn't invite you over, you're off my Facebook. Twitter? Meh, carry on.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-10 21:20:51
@kendallmiller What use are either of those services if I wouldn't do those things? I don't need another megaphone.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-10 22:32:04
Outside smells like a peat bog.
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2015-02-10 23:53:47
When your soda fountain is a computer occasionally this happens:
http://t.co/LUiSDJpynD
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2015-02-11 00:03:09
@kylejbritt Thanks. A great rule would keep me under Dunbar's number. Good rules keep my connection count plateaued.
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2015-02-11 01:02:34
Is anyone else getting a TON of American Express phishing emails or is it just me?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 13:26:05
RT @sarahjeong: the daily show with [nonthreatening white man]
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2015-02-11 13:32:25
The building located at 4620 Harford Rd. is scheduled for demolition
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 13:46:09
Just saw a marked Baltimore city police car with regular non-police license plates. Is this a new thing?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 14:28:12
@BCAppelbaum It's just a big taxi driver party line conference
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 14:30:11
RT @ekepes: Process is like bacteria. You need some to be healthy, but too much of the wrong kind will kill you.
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2015-02-11 14:56:28
@david_s_marks The green sign wasn't sufficient?
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2015-02-11 15:11:20
RT @BillMcGev: 1. I missed GREAT trademark decision a couple of months back applying Rogers test and not obsessing about confusion.
http://…
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2015-02-11 16:07:48
@david_s_marks Not familiar with history (although probably interesting). Looked it up on Google Street View, saw green sign at intersect
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2015-02-11 16:15:27
Filtering out chatter of my open office plan with simulated coffeehouse soundscape on my phone. The future is weird.
http://t.co/bKAOWWwfyb
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 16:33:15
RT @Salon: If "Fifty Shades of Grey" starred Steve Buscemi, it might look something like this
http://t.co/Fwiu20D8Vghttp://t.co/QevnqkI6UL
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 17:19:33
I wonder if I will have a day where every single email I send makes someone unhappy. Today is not that day but I'm at like 80% for sure.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 17:25:02
Dear @shakeshack please come to 10th floor tomorrow <3 @vees RT @planit: Welcome to the neighborhood, @shakeshack!
http://t.co/8laa5I39nT
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 18:10:07
RT @havashelia_NA: Hey @shakeshack! Need some guinea pigs for your Baltimore training team? We're up on floor 10, we smell your deliciousne…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 18:34:23
@emilybell @timberners_lee Except that people get catfished all the time on social media ala Robin Sage
http://t.co/qdGelM2JAF
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-02-11 18:42:16
RT @canweriotnow: "We’re questioning whether there was something in the fecal transplant," Dr. Colleen R. Kelly said.
http://t.co/9puJ43sIhi
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 18:45:15
RT @TheBrownWord: TheOfficePowerballPool: "there's a slight chance our co-workers will retire rich tomorrow & leave you behind, I sell insu…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 19:19:41
RT @normative: Suspect “spacing” acts as a kind of placebo for skittish parents—a way to feel more in control without refusing vaccines ent…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 19:22:25
RT @justin_fenton: Welp
http://t.co/SwQwKgfQXl
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2015-02-11 19:27:29
The word "microaggression" has the unfortunate effect of conflating groups who 1) don't know better, 2) should know better, 3) are assholes.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 19:53:00
Everything podcast on my iPhone is boring me today. Is it because it's 81 degrees in my office or something else?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 20:06:24
I hate other developers with a magnitude equal to how many times they copy and paste business logic inside the same code base.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 20:09:10
Today's hate level is 10^8. Who puts business logic in dependent ternary operators in the StringBuilder of a function named OutputCsvFile?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 20:42:19
@dj_kittycat sure but those 3 groups require different responses to influence/change their behavior, which an imprecise term impedes
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 21:20:39
@timothylord Here's your Ting phone, you figure it out.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 21:24:54
RT @jmignault: A developer is a developer. Language at the time is irrelevant. You’re not a hammer carpenter or a saw carpenter. #c4l15
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2015-02-11 21:28:05
@timothylord I got back on my dad's family plan last year, and my wife and I combined only pay in $90/mo.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 21:28:20
RT @WJZKBreslin: Overturned vehicle on the IL of I-695 between Greenspring Ave. and the Jones Falls Expressway @cbsbaltimore
http://t.co/7N…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 21:29:05
@timothylord As a bonus they get to Facetime their new granddaughter any time they want.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 21:53:00
RT @strngwys: Let’s all bow our heads in silence for the person at Netflix who is currently getting yelled at by the entire staff.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 22:04:11
@TheBrownWord @citythatbreeds Except on Sundays, then he goes to @shakeshack after church because CFA is closed
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 22:05:09
RT @HouseofCards: This is Washington. There's always a leak. All 13 episodes will launch February 27.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 22:11:47
RT @citythatbreeds: Is it a Shake Shack or the 2nd coming of Christ, I can't tell the difference with you people
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-11 22:12:53
@citythatbreeds It's literally 150 feet from where I'm sitting RIGHT NOW and I won't have to leave the building, so a little life-changing
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 15:04:49
RT @DrLindseyFitz: Charles Darwin in a letter: 'But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everyone and everything.' #DarwinDay ht…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 15:05:06
RT @nnickerson: If you're not following @DystopianYA, you're doing it wrong.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 15:09:31
RT @aamer_rahman: I just realised that the War on Terror is just a big parking dispute.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 16:40:10
Costco/AmEx arrangement is slated to terminate on March 31, 2016
http://t.co/Q5pR9yLLSv
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 16:52:18
RT @Reuters: PHOTOS: An orange toxic cloud forms after an explosion at a chemical plant in Spain.
http://t.co/istlopXnX5http://t.co/Z9zHXC…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 17:40:40
RT @BaltimoreBrew: More Gay St. repairs needed. Road to close over weekend bet Lex and Saratoga, starting Friday evening.
http://t.co/mLO7f…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 17:51:12
Greater Parkville (GPCC) community meeting 2/12/15 @ 7PM at 8601 Harford Road with speaker Rick Galiazzo from County Code Enforcement
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 19:28:56
Developmental milestone reached: My 10 month old daughter playing with my wife's unsupervised iPhone just called me on Facetime
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 19:40:52
After a few minutes of research I have discovered Guided Access for iPhone and will be teaching it to my wife tonight
http://t.co/EmL3M3CRz2
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 20:44:10
RT @DystopianYA: Turns out the grownups you once blindly trusted shouldn't have been blindly trusted at all.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 20:50:05
@BaltoBeerBaron Do you need to disclaim a 111 character indepently verifiable factual summary of a public judgement? Nice that you did, tho.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-02-12 20:52:23
Mirror UK has a horrible URL slug for their Greg Plitt developing story page: greg-plitt-dead-live-updates
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 21:27:56
What has two thumbs and a ticket to the Inner Harbor Shake Shack soft open? 👍👍 THIS GUY
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 21:42:54
@HousingWatchMD @Bmorejourno I've read nothing but success stories of cities who have reclaimed elevated interstates into surface boulevards
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-12 22:20:46
@fmanjoo If they had ended it with a question mark, you'd just have to assume the answer to the rhetorical question was yes.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 14:42:43
@trevortimm @normative NSA: "Challenge... accepted"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 14:48:19
RT @sugarfreak: Who gives a shit about the true meaning/validity of Valentine's Day? Eat some chocolate, have some sex and move on.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 14:57:36
@justin_fenton So weird to think that my DNA could be recovered from a pair of my shoes
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 15:45:00
@MattWalshBlog @sdawncasey Must be the same folks who honestly read Playboy for the articles.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 16:17:32
RT @gretcurtis: Note to self
http://t.co/QXueF9En5j
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 16:48:16
@TimHillRocks
http://t.co/AZDeMbCZxp
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-02-13 17:05:15
Mad Cow disease is back! Does this mean we can stop agonizing about measles and ebola for a few news cycles?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 17:13:24
RT @RussPtacek: Thaiphoon: 2nd closure in 2 months at 2011 S ST NW citing rats. 1st report: Dead rat & droppings, Now: Rat droppings/Dead…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 18:34:41
Our office LAN /24 subnet is so over-allocated that I'm using the IPv6 link-local addresses of printers and servers to avoid IP conflicts.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 18:36:39
As promised my #ff suggestions this week are @kmschiller (tweets about me) @somaddiesays (next desk over), @DystopianYA (liquid awesome).
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 19:45:09
Commence pounding trance music and unwinding terrible stored procedures in 3.. 2.. 1..
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-13 19:56:46
Media picking up the story that RBG was non-sober at SOTU. Duh. She is the patron saint of women who need give no fucks anymore ever.
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2015-02-13 20:38:32
THANKS OBAMA
http://t.co/WvFYXuOnJO
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2015-02-13 20:42:08
RT @MuckRock: How did @NatReconOfc end up with a terrifying octopus for a logo? @runasand's #FOIA found out:
http://t.co/occGJNadeEhttp://…
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2015-02-13 20:46:23
@paulmgardner Only because he can't climb on top of the Baltimore WTC with a megaphone and shout "STOP MURDERING EACH OTHER!"
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2015-02-13 20:49:12
@overlayered @anildash and if there's anything they should fear more than a POTUS, it's an ex-POTUS with a mission and time on his hands.
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2015-02-13 21:33:01
It's lodge night and I'm contemplating the path in life that has me practicing facing movements on my lunch break.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-02-13 22:37:49
I do my Friday evening software deployments the way Ruth Bader Ginsburg does her State of the Unions. #notquitesober
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-02-16 00:04:24
@sdawncasey and then you turn 30 and you can't anymore
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2015-02-16 02:38:57
One phase of my electric power blinking on and off rapidly. Thought I was crazy until @tadmaster texted me to confirm.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-02-17 14:52:41
Oh no, there's shale oil under rich people's houses!
http://t.co/5s0sOvhfgk
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2015-02-17 16:55:14
We have a lot of water moving through the pipes at home today but I pointed a space heater at the main line just in case.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-17 21:29:29
Does Wegmans vegetable culinary stock usually come with a aluminum safety seal or not?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-17 22:44:47
I secretly love how everyone's reaction on finding out I'm a notary public is "Of course you are."
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-02-17 22:49:03
RT @north_of_north: .@baltimore311 I am not homeowner virgin. Your ops repeatedly telling me to call plumber will do nothing for the busted…
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2015-02-18 00:23:23
Finally reached over FFF bands on my sparse bundle backup volume. What a great milestone that only 2 people reading this will understand.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-18 01:42:11
@ralban As much as anyone else with a copy of openssl and too much time on their hands.
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2015-02-18 15:01:24
RT @retrieverweekly: #UMBC campus police officer publicly calls out student in front of residence hall:
http://t.co/sRAJhDUIgB#TRWNews
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2015-02-18 15:07:23
@HamRail Close, but since the bands are zero-base indexed, I actually have over 4096.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-18 15:18:40
@TubaticPrime @retrieverweekly More interesting to me that college reporters using anonymous quotes to broadly illustrate campus sentiment
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-18 15:25:44
@TubaticPrime @retrieverweekly It's not troubling since it was backed up with attributed quotes. Seems like an interesting narrative device
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2015-02-18 16:33:15
@BaltCoPS Will you be sending out any information about the Villa Cresta ES closure?
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2015-02-18 22:03:04
RT @chrisfromabc2: Fact sheet on Mayor Rawlings-Blake's proposed police body-camera program
http://t.co/ko6ommQ30D
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2015-02-18 23:34:54
@CarolSOtt sillier than a two party winner take all system?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-18 23:47:09
@CarolSOtt only if you consider party affiliation more significant than every other variable of political calculus and dog whistling
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2015-02-19 14:15:40
RT @john_overholt: Lenovo PCs eviscerate web security in order to inject ads into your Google searches:
http://t.co/DmILZsur6U#superfish
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2015-02-19 14:40:57
RT @_coreDump: #superfish analysis and private key is out, metasploit module in 3..2..1..
http://t.co/vYjbcsHIq2
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2015-02-19 14:44:22
@Andrew__3000 @TheBrownWord Really? He basically campaigned from the comfort of his courthouse office in 2014. I didn't see his face once.
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2015-02-19 14:50:59
RT @bpsears: BREAKING: State Employees get details of voluntary separation program meant to offset state budget deficit. Details soon. #mdp…
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2015-02-19 14:54:17
@TheBrownWord @Andrew__3000 Similar to the exurban appeal of dry toast and weak tea. Worked great for Brown/Ulman, right?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 15:03:08
@Andrew__3000 @TheBrownWord Touché. I'm just disappointed in the vibrancy of candidates dems have to field and it emerges as snark.
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2015-02-19 15:26:04
If humans were sentient dogs, "The Canine Centipede" would have been be the feel-good movie of 2009
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2015-02-19 15:32:23
RT @cbsbaltimore: A new exhibit is set to open at @NatlAquarium in May. Visitors can touch jellyfish and interact in it. Learn more:
http:/…
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2015-02-19 15:44:04
@sycobuny When I watch my verbose output it appears keys are sent in order they appear in .config, first success ends handshake attempts
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 15:45:28
@sycobuny Not sure what happens when using ssh agent to manage keys
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 16:01:54
@sycobuny Why does it matter?
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2015-02-19 16:05:55
@sycobuny I've never heard of access levels predicated on which SSH key you use for auth
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 16:08:12
@sycobuny Oh that's totally true
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 16:57:30
RT @lenovo: How to remove Superfish from a Lenovo idea PC (no ThinkPads were affected). Instructions @lenovoforums
http://t.co/9QXCSE0aTx
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2015-02-19 17:00:06
Lenovo still says "[we] do not find any evidence to substantiate security concerns" after Superfish MITM cert's private key leaked #wut
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 17:31:43
RT @wbalradio: The Maryland Senate has voted to raise the speed limit from 65 to 70 mph on state highways.
http://t.co/qRmLx87zAf
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 18:01:20
Just said "Update All" to my iPhone and 80% of my icons when dark. Guess it's been a while. I'd tweet a screenshot but Twitter is updating.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 20:01:31
RT @matthew_d_green: It really seems that Lenovo has managed to paint themselves into a corner. And by 'paint' I mean rebar concrete.
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2015-02-19 20:12:39
RT @fordm: Big @the_intercept scoop: NSA/GCHQ hacked world's largest manufacturer of SIM cards, stole encryption keys
https://t.co/NziQehHP…
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2015-02-19 20:34:53
RT @randygarutti: Thanks again @MayorSRB for doing the @shakeshack remix #Baltimore style today. Proud to be a parting your community.
http…
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2015-02-19 20:59:34
RT @Reuters_Health: 179 patients notified of possible exposure to "superbug" at UCLA Medical Center:
http://t.co/tqDqJgEnCdhttp://t.co/3sT…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 22:15:25
@anthonydpaul They are arranged in order of usefulness to Google. They'd rather you always archive, never delete. Reporting spam is okay.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-19 22:18:58
@anthonydpaul Sure but its even odds that they are arranged in order of actual proportion of use by users.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-20 03:19:41
RT @BaItimorePolice: It's very, very cold out tonight. If you have to go outside please make sure you wear a warm coat and also pants.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-20 14:48:31
Can you see the difference between @BaltimorePolice and @BaItimorePolice? Look again:
http://t.co/edBHxNucUW
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-02-20 16:11:15
Hi @vamsoft, thanks for the free SPF test tool but you need to update your input checks for IPv6:
http://t.co/J0yddaR6hJ
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2015-02-20 17:26:55
#Superfish @Lenovo laptop vulnerability now official: @uscert_gov says exploit allow hackers "read all...HTTPS", "impersonate...any website"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-20 20:00:07
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: I want to make it completely clear in plain English: There is absolutely no possible way that Lenovo didn't know exact…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-20 20:51:57
My FOIPA request to the FBI for my CRS file last month returned no responsive results. Of all the replies I expected, that wasn't one.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-20 20:53:44
My only conclusion is that I am considerably more boring than I previously belived, and as a dad I'll only get boringer.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-02-20 20:56:13
RT @MariSchaefer: Fake IDs meant for a student named Dean accidentally went to a Dean at a Radnor College, police said.
http://t.co/lgFAgMq…
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2015-02-20 22:39:31
I never met @charmingtons' baby palm tree but I am saddened at its loss.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-21 22:55:11
RT @MDSHA: Some areas already have up to 10" of snow and it is still falling. Please STAY OFF OF THE ROADS IN MARYLAND. #MdTraffic
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-23 01:10:36
Sick as a dog but at least the Oscars are vaguely entertaining.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 00:35:15
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: InfoSec people focus on technical problems because they don't get tricked. Then they blow off people who do get tricke…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 00:41:01
"Thanks for all my new toys, Dad."
http://t.co/WAWCbgCCi3
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 13:41:39
Miserable traffic on Harford Road southbound this morning
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 16:31:26
Oh Siri you are so close yet so far.
http://t.co/HlVx3ua1tN
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 16:51:31
Neighbors posting breathless BOLO for woman (legally) trapping cats and bringing them to BCAS, yet unleashed pets are illegal in the county.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 17:15:13
Deleted a sketchy @Nextdoor post, got email: "That's the spirit Rob. Censorship is what makes this country great. Enjoy your tea party..."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 18:29:47
Told Siri this morning to report "Icy conditions lane number 3 southbound" and got the address "Icy Conditions, Ln. #3 southbound"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-25 22:26:12
(Voice of Yakov Smirnoff) On Internet you follow RSS feeds. On Twitter RSS feeds follow you.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 15:58:13
How does LiLo have such trouble with community service? If I got sentenced to 40 hours I'd be done in a month without changing my schedule.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 16:15:17
What threshold did I cross to get all these fake followers? Its just a steady stream of bots, companies and aggregators lately.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 16:23:05
RT @coppsm: The ayes have it. #betterbroadband is the law of the land in NC and TN. Kudos to @TomWheelerFCC @JRosenworcel @MClyburnFCC #FCC…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 20:22:31
RT @abc15: LLAMA WATCH: One has been captured. Appears to be OK. WATCH LIVE:
http://t.co/wsQoRGGcfIhttp://t.co/ZWNvWhQJ36
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2015-02-26 20:25:01
Productivity level: Llama
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 20:25:59
RT @justin_fenton: The police negotiator right now is saying to the white llama, "We got your boy, turn yourself in"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 20:27:20
RT @feliciaday: LASSOED! HOLY FUCK THAT WAS HOT! ARIZONA COWBOY YOU WARM MY LOINS! #llamawatch
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 20:34:08
RT @RGA: Thank god the FCC voted to protect the Internet "as a core of free expression & democratic principles" like the right to watch lla…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-26 20:39:40
RT @brianbuck13:
http://t.co/pCetubpXM7
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-27 17:07:49
Since @ConstantContact doesn't make it easy to report spam directly to them, I just use Gmail's button which affects their deliverability.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-02-27 17:11:39
First result of "report spam mailchimp" brings up reporting page. FIrst page "report spam constant contact" is 10 useless discussion pages.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-27 17:12:42
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: Leonard Nimoy, Spock of ‘Star Trek,’ Dies at 83
http://t.co/3djfRLUIKb
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-27 17:39:21
Fellow multi-tool geeks: When's the last time you used the saw, and for what? Mine: Cut holes in drywall to securely mount bathroom sink.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-02-27 22:04:00
Just OH @somaddiesays describe @NatlAquarium as the "water zoo."
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 2
March
2015-03-02 13:35:46
A driver just gently slid across the road into my mom's parked car, but didn't even leave a scratch.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-02 16:23:36
With retirement of @SenatorBarb, who will the National Security Agency pick for their next U.S. Senator?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-03 23:46:03
RT @JimWBALTraffic: URGENT - By all indications - bridges, ramps and overpasses on main roads around Baltimore are starting to ice up @wbal…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-03 23:49:30
@TimHillRocks Scarves. They're called scarves.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 00:50:08
RT @ProvidenceVFC29: The Baltimore Environmental Police have closed Loch Raven Drive between Cromwell Bridge Road and Morgan Mill...
http:/…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 00:54:26
Black ice and not enough salt trucks in Baltimore County tonight. Glad I'm warm inside.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 16:04:45
RT @doctorow: Weaselpecker
http://t.co/BuG7cxHYtX
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 16:09:59
RT @jemillerwbal: City tells residents stock up today..travel tomorrow will be difficult with expected snow storm. Salt supply "depleted"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 18:10:20
My insurance agent told me that engineer-types always tend to buy max liability coverage to avoid future annoyance
http://t.co/oAjWo2qpQJ
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 19:03:10
RT @BACOemergency: Weather advisory indicates that snow will begin late tonight and continue through tomorrow. All residents are advised to…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-04 22:42:58
A community meeting by @RecNParks about North Harford Playfield being held at their office, a 23 min drive from affected neighborhood. #wut
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 12:55:14
I am literally the only person in the office right now. Am I most dedicated or just dumbest? Proof:
http://t.co/0oNBcvTBPs
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:01:56
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #MSP: The snow emergency plan has been activated in Baltimore County.^JW
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:11:08
8:10 and I'm still the only idiot here. Next update in 10 min.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:15:41
@d9jms Yeah and my traction control warning came on about a dozen times on the way here. Should be a fun ride back.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:22:09
8:20 and I'm still the only idiot here. Next update in 10 min.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:29:03
@krues8dr nope it's legit
http://t.co/74hHyXPzAp
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:31:50
8:30 and I'm still the only dedicated employee here. Next update in 10 min.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:33:29
RT @ConnieSchultz: Brave @anamariecox. My mom said being a Christian means fixing ourselves & helping others, not other way around.
http://…
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2015-03-05 13:36:38
Fellow employee number two has just arrived.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:41:17
8:40 update. Three of us plus Bruce the maintenance guy who says "I think there's like 10 people total in this (eleven story) building."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:47:16
Since @somaddiesays just arrived, I have to stop complaining now.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 13:49:28
@somaddiesays I've been here since 7:45 so I can duck out early and not feel guilty. It's been a lonely hour.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 14:43:58
RT @CairnsKcairns: Northern Pkwy and Charles. Accident Right Now.
http://t.co/92xppcqzb4
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 14:47:00
@MimiKimWebDev The horizon lines in this photo are killing me. WTC is plumb but Federal Hill is crooked
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 14:58:37
@MimiKimWebDev important config option
http://t.co/2CPGjgdIjK
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 16:44:58
On the one hand the roads are almost empty. On the other hand, everything else
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 16:47:58
People on the road right now: cop, buses, postal carriers, and me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-05 23:34:58
This winter is all fun and games. Next year she's on shovel duty with dad.
http://t.co/6NZr0i4B1P
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 13:39:28
RT @BmoreCityDOT: Icy conditions exist on roadways this morning due to the cold temps. Please consider delaying or canceling your morning c…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 17:29:40
Mint is emailing me that every spending category has "Unusual spending in the last 30 days" because last month had only 28 days.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 17:37:43
@ralban Yeah there's no way they could have possibly predicted it in advance
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 18:44:32
Inner harbor chipotle installed an ultrasonic bird repellent system which explains why one flew at my face trying to escape as I entered
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 18:48:13
Explain to me how a "bioretension basin" is better than what was there before: a grassy hill with trees on it
http://t.co/rZDZCuykJW
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 18:54:12
RT @Adweek: TV station cuts to reporter for the weather and he's ordering McDonald's instead.
http://t.co/jUsLWPFQ6thttp://t.co/w8wBJ32aZA
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 21:31:24
RT @lukebroadwater: .@mayorsrb announces she will veto the Hampden parking bill
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-06 22:32:01
Would you vote for me for U.S. Senator for Maryland? Be honest.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-03-09 14:12:57
RT @robotmachine: I'd tell Ben Franklin to "suck it" for daylight savings time, but then I'd just be adding syphilis to my list of problems.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-09 15:14:22
RT @MrTrashWheel: Needed about 47 extra coffee cups this morning just to get my wheel spinning... thanks daylight savings.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-09 15:30:51
Dear abusive neighbors posting on @Nextdoor: The First Amendment doesn't mean what you think it means. Signed, your sheeple censor/ND lead
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-09 16:55:54
RT @HavasWWChicago: The first rule of #InternFightClub is: Talk about #InternFightClub all over social media. Do you have what it takes? ht…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-09 21:52:00
Fire hazard much?
http://t.co/LGv4NptdYY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-09 21:53:38
@PhilDarnowsky the smokers corner is right there too so it may see some use
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-10 15:22:53
RT @RectorSun: All lanes of I-95 closed in both directions in PG Co near Rt 198 for overturned tanker. 8 mile backup on SB.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-10 19:25:15
No doubt in my mind that @HillaryClinton was wrong to use personal email for work stuff. I have avoided it since my first job 15 years ago.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-11 12:34:14
There's a ton of traffic out here on Harford road this morning. There doesn't seem to be any particular reason for it, though
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-11 12:46:37
@BmoreSandlots I know, I was the one who invited parks and recreation to host it at the Harford Park community center
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-11 18:57:15
Congratulations to @david_s_marks on his appointment to the Critical Area Commission!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-11 19:42:30
RT @ThBaltimoreChop: @vansmithwicks @BaltoSpectator LOL. People who say 'I'm getting my lawyer' never have a lawyer. If they did the lawyer…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-12 20:25:31
There should be a way to filter out audio product ratings and reviews on Amazon containing the phrase "burn-in"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-12 20:55:44
There needs to be a note on the side of the box warning people not to flush baby diapers? Humanity is doomed.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-13 01:20:37
@SMLG_YALL it's a symptom not a cause
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-13 14:34:54
RT @andywingo: vegetarian hackers should use 0xcabba9e5 instead of 0xdeadbeef
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-13 18:02:33
East Hanover NJ @BestBuy staff literally escorted my friend out of the store while she was trying return a defective product after 13 days.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-16 14:35:05
Productivity level: Chick fil A cow mascot
http://t.co/LygLo019yy
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-03-18 14:25:57
Definition of a slow news day: Baltimore County issues press release about a single St. Patrick's Day DUI arrest
http://t.co/66mdwy1GVe
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-18 14:33:37
RT @RawlingsFake: Happy Birthday to @dennisthecynic and keep yapping your gums on the fake radio. Hear ya loud and clear foul mouth. SMH
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-18 18:09:41
Did a spit-take as @woodruffbets on @SlateGabfest used the phrase "herp derp" to describe @HillaryClinton's PR response to email-gate
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-18 18:35:50
RT @capitalweather: Some snow accumulation likely Fri AM, especially N & W of DC. Details:
http://t.co/amGnGKfr7Xhttp://t.co/FMPVysmvfn
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-19 12:56:29
Just took a nice long swig of yesterday's cold coffee. Please tell me this is not an omen for the rest of the day.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-19 13:35:08
It is difficult to reconcile the company's new strict "need to know" data security/classification policy with our open office layout.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 2
2015-03-19 16:11:16
RT @capitalweather: We've bumped our forecast snow totals slightly for Fri AM. Messy commute poss, esp NW of DC.
http://t.co/bQ6Ygpsbdzhtt…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-20 18:54:44
If a judge suspended an $850 fine so long as you kept lids on your trash from now on, wouldn't you make that a priority? Not my neighbors.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-20 18:56:49
If it takes 30 seconds to attach the lids every time you take the trash out, that just cost them the equivalent of $425 per minute saved.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-20 19:02:01
@tom_swiss There is a scheduled re-inspection after hearing as part of the code enforcement process. Theirs was yesterday. They failed. o_O
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-20 19:10:21
RT @secretly: Duck yeah.
http://t.co/NSHBckzAr9
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2015-03-20 21:26:48
PWC:
http://t.co/s71GTbjmXj
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2015-03-23 16:32:56
Illegal dirt bikes: a crime @BaltimorePolice won't directly enforce b/c of pursuit danger - leads to this:
http://t.co/nspE2laFhp
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 10
2015-03-23 16:56:19
@coldcomfort1 Middle-class folks bothered by the corruption and stratification of the city already live in the counties
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2015-03-23 17:05:40
@tom_swiss @coldcomfort1 Doing my part: My @harfordpark assoc hosts meeting to revitalize North Harford Rec Ctr 3/25
http://t.co/AfqKER1ixK
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-03-23 17:13:42
RT @disnazzio: 497 overwrought, purple ass paragraphs to say "the cops weren't especially helpful"
http://t.co/xgpoQS9q4J
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-23 17:32:23
Twitter replies: Dirt bikes racing on city streets goes way deeper than road safety, is interwoven with class and race. Noted for review.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-03-23 17:44:55
RT @RucioDonk: @vees A sea of dirt bikes as far as the eye can see at the city impound lot.
http://t.co/p4KCCDW708
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-23 20:06:56
Uncovered first handwritten deed for my property, right after the amorphous blob of land became a named neighborhood
http://t.co/8TkQPB6sU2
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-24 01:45:25
Land record (deed) books are a permanent record that also indelibly record the racism in Baltimore County à la 1920
http://t.co/9YecpfScy6
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-03-24 02:37:50
@vees I would not be surprised to find similar rules shortly after the Villa Cresta lot division depending on the year.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-24 13:18:37
@dj_kittycat It's illegal under the Fair Housing Act, so unenforcable. Also doesn't show up in any subsequent deed.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-24 13:48:49
My life is spent in avoidance of bad time pterodactyls. So far I've done a marginal job
http://t.co/L6MeU1cTLb
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-24 19:18:04
Door-to-door solicitors destroy my focus for at least an hour. Hate.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-03-25 19:22:24
Current status: Bagster
http://t.co/lAHA9P7UgG
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-26 16:09:43
On Tuesday mental illness and counter-terrorism measures combined to take 150 lives.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-03-26 17:27:55
Why do I volunteer my time as neighborhood association president? For the fan mail, of course!
http://t.co/R2BQCCmIkB
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-03-26 18:40:13
Mexican Coke > HFCS Coke. HFCS Pepsi < Real Sugar Pepsi.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-26 19:35:33
I can easily file all of today's irritations under Middle-class First World Problems so really I have no problems at all.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-26 20:18:55
@avdi @github "Oh my God git's full of files"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-27 14:06:49
How do we solve the meta-meta security problem of cockpit doors being too secure? Ground-based emergency lock override?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-03-27 14:35:26
RT @kenulman: Love this flag. Love this state! Happy #MarylandDay #MarylandPride
http://t.co/mVNSAU4kRj
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2015-03-28 13:03:27
Flurries this morning. Unreal.
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2015-03-30 14:26:18
RT @fox5newsdc: #BREAKING NSA police on the scene of a police involving shooting at the Entrance Gate to Ft Meade/NSA Headquarters.
http://…
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2015-03-30 15:11:32
RT @BillMoyersHQ: A Baltimore mother is fighting to hold accountable those responsible for her city's urban decay.
http://t.co/FdxMXaLTOj
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2015-03-31 19:08:12
Proper time to use the "Message recall" function on your email client: Never.
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April
2015-04-01 15:32:01
Local contractor: MD 6-801-6-852 requires all property owners built 1950-78 to register & pay $30! Me: No it doesn't. LC: Oh, you're right.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-01 18:00:27
This seems like an awkward day to tell my neighbors that their community association president is putting his house up for sale this week.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-01 18:01:13
RT @GailSimone: Oh, no, I am drowning! Help! April fools! Ha ha ha you showed human decency like a chump!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-01 18:59:08
RT @Pinboard: Although I admire Google’s committment to an April Fool joke. They kept Google Plus going for over a year!
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2015-04-01 19:28:52
Big props to @WasteManagement for today's Bagster pickup at our house. Expertly done!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-02 14:44:00
A neighbor posted that Parkville High School is on lockdown. Does anyone have any information on this?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-04-02 15:13:05
There is NO lockdown at Parkville H.S. says @BACOPoliceFire via @david_s_marks (cc: @kalanigordon @bremmore)
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-02 15:19:09
Via neighbor on @nextdoor: "Apparently it ended about 45 minutes ago, but they were on lockdown for at least an hour." Police unaware?
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2015-04-02 15:20:44
It's unclear to me what situation would require admin to lock kids in their classrooms without necessary county police involvement.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-02 15:28:31
RT @Tmuzzatti: How come #AprilFools day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-02 15:30:16
@dj_kittycat That's all I could think of too, but why would you take an hour out of the school day for that?
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2015-04-02 15:49:11
RT @RectorSun: ID'd w license plate reader RT @thedbk Suspect arrested after driving stolen vehicle onto campus
http://t.co/aGjhK8sPDevia …
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2015-04-02 17:03:48
My agent emailed me a 25 page contract and my red pen is running out of ink. Tonight will be fun.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-02 20:06:01
@nikzb7e In the Nextdoor post/comments the neighbor specifically wrote that her kids told her it was not a drill, was 1 hr long.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-02 20:08:10
@nikzb7e Since you've told me there was an announcement and it was only 15 min I think its teenagers exaggerating, what a shock
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2015-04-03 17:30:11
Spread the word! 2636 Wentworth Road listing soon for under $175k. Great home in a great neighborhood:
http://t.co/JHcEb9NVLr
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2015-04-05 14:11:09
West Virginia bans Tesla sales, which is crazy since any Tesla in WV is basically a coal-powered car
- Favorites: 12, Retweets: 10
2015-04-05 14:53:34
On listing services tomorrow but available now! Great home in Baltimore County: 2636 Wentworth Road, check it out at
http://t.co/JHcEb9NVLr
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-06 10:29:56
@artwells I only saw your reply to @torrez and thought you were talking about some sort of frostbite injury
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2015-04-06 13:58:41
Baltimore: Violence surging, infrastructure failing, casino underperforming, budgets unrealistic. Mayor blames media. Story at 11
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 3
2015-04-06 14:18:18
Another day, another BUY MY HOUSE tweet. Baltimore County home at a starter price of $175k!
http://t.co/zES1I4AXh9http://t.co/dYvSN7HwuG
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-04-06 15:21:43
RT @ashalynd: If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming". And if not, then the game is called "peer rev…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-06 15:26:39
And thus begins the descent into madness
http://t.co/PrIdEzzXrR
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-06 16:28:08
RT @MDAppeal: "A Border Line Is Not a Border Zone" in categorizing police-citizen encounters
http://t.co/WXMVbC2RAf
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-06 18:32:31
2636 Wentworth Road listing Tuesday for under $175k. Starter home in Baltimore County. Info:
http://t.co/JHcEb9NVLrhttp://t.co/7Vs9xqPP4w
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2015-04-06 19:33:18
RT @wbaltv11: Trending: 3rd Salisbury University student diagnosed with tuberculosis
http://t.co/JXgV6rpu9lhttp://t.co/dA8P7uB0Av
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-07 13:52:37
"No society ever survives the ability to 3d print viruses"
https://t.co/VmNhqVgmkN
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2015-04-07 16:43:01
2636 Wentworth Road listed today with beautiful photos, check it out at
http://t.co/JHcEb9NVLrand spread the word!http://t.co/xZDkkHOnTt
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2015-04-07 19:50:05
Calling in every social media favor I own to sell my house. Is this what "independent sales consultants" for MLM companies feel like?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-04-07 19:57:09
@pfredphotos @TheBrownWord My wife and I were worried it might turn buyers off but our Realtor said its in vogue right now
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2015-04-07 20:03:24
Site up since Friday with concurrent Twitter and Google ad campaigns, organic Facebook shares outshine paid 40 to 1.
http://t.co/5qm1CpUpk4
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-07 20:21:08
@dj_kittycat Whatever the percentage is, it's driving over 3/4 of the click traffic to the sale page.
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2015-04-07 20:24:54
@dj_kittycat I agree. Will be interesting to see where the conversions (showings) come from, and what drives the completion (accepted offer)
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2015-04-07 20:40:42
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Washington DC I hear you have a power problem.
http://t.co/zwLMasjPZa
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2015-04-08 13:48:11
The important thing to take away from the shooting of Walter Scott is that these cover-ups were happening long before pocket video cameras.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-04-08 14:10:57
@marobella My Pebble Watch has definitely improved the way I interact with my phone - specifically that it comes out of my pocket much less.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 14:16:08
RT @umrain: The dogs are now communicating across the house with each other by shaking their collars.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 14:55:51
RT @jemillerwbal: City owned Hilton hotel is supposed to provide hotel tax for the city. But, city had to use $1.3 of hotel tax money to pa…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 15:49:35
Phrase of the day from @johndickerson's Whistlestop: "a titanic battle over the very foundation of honest dealing and sagacious constancy"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 16:10:06
RT @radleybalko: What are the odds that the only time it went down this way just happened to be the only time it was captured on video? #Wa…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 16:44:24
RT @JeauxAlejandro: "Starter" home for 175.
I fucking hate the east coast for that reason, and that reason alone.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 19:39:13
RT @ebaynetflix: This write up is sure to get people psyched up for the show tonight in Charlottesville. Really captures the energy
http://…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-08 21:42:20
I'm going to "Data Science Series: Data Exploration with Pandas". See you there?
http://t.co/6UdRr3s9ydvia @Eventbrite
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-04-09 15:37:17
This morning I realized that the word "verbiage" has faded from the office vocabulary lately in favor of "content." Small blessings.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-09 17:13:47
Via Reddit: Hitler, Stalin, Freud, Tito, Trotsky all lived in Vienna, at the same time in 1913
http://t.co/Id2JxGstUN
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-09 19:21:42
Imagine yourself in this spacious family room with fireplace! 2636 Wentworth Rd listing at
http://t.co/JHcEb9NVLrnowhttp://t.co/1F2nK21oq6
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-10 00:51:25
RT @justin_fenton: Follow-up: Lawmakers demand answers about police widespread use of 'stingray' phone surveillance device.
http://t.co/yBF…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-10 14:21:53
It's overcast & chilly outside but cozy & warm in this just refinished family room! See at
http://t.co/Hn8xIxioQjnowhttp://t.co/cpe6rJ8eTR
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-10 14:22:14
RT @AnneWHilborn: Remember kids, if you become a biologist, you too could spend your days very closely examining camera trap pictures of ha…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-10 15:57:57
Fellow homeowners: How silly am I for STRONGLY preferring that my next house has natural gas heat over electric?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-10 16:26:31
@tmkeesey The listings don't specify. If NG service to the house could always replace for a large-ish sum.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-13 17:57:39
A house like this doesn't list long. This bedroom and more could be yours. Don't miss out!
http://t.co/JHcEb9NVLrhttp://t.co/AdDhJIr4Lh
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-04-14 14:06:32
Neighbors: Nobody wants your CRT television. The county dump doesn't even want your television. Nobody will pay $85 for your television.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-14 20:25:07
Well if you waited until now to think about buying my house, you waited too long. It's under contract.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-15 00:20:32
RT @RickWolff: Hillary Bold. Because, America. Now you too can announce! #font #typeface
http://t.co/FttJFcJigf
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-15 13:57:17
OH: @kylejbritt "Is anyone in the office a notary?" puts on cape
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-15 20:00:43
The @PentictonVees hockey team did something cool and now my Twitter is blowing up from people who don't know what their handle is.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 14:44:47
In the past 12 months, my household has spend $2328 on Amazon. It's not quite a tithe, but it's getting there.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 14:45:14
RT @nytimes: If there were a manual for transporting wolverines, Rule No. 1 would be: Make sure it cannot get out of the cage
http://t.co/C…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 15:01:20
This month I paid $65 to Google and Twitter for advertising so to all of you with free Twitter and Gmail accounts, you're welcome.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 15:27:49
RT @JohnDingell: Back in the Capitol. A "Take Your Husband To Work Day" of sorts. Off to the floor for votes.
http://t.co/ZB3yKvCdkf
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 16:10:34
At least I'm not alone:
https://t.co/VONsHoTkxL@Honda
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 16:18:17
Of all the NIMBY things for my neighbors to get upset about, a county salt shed is by far the strangest.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-16 16:26:31
RT @jilliancyork: How is a gyrocopter not a tool for delivering delicious Greek sandwiches?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 01:54:27
House fire 2623 Wentworth Rd
http://t.co/BogieYm92J
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 02:17:18
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Units on loc 2800 blk Wentworth, Parkville, basement fire with 1 pri 3 pt transported. Fire under control.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 02:19:24
@BACOPoliceFire it is the 2600 block of Wentworth.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 02:50:32
RT @BaltimoreBNN: Parkville |1ST ALARM FIRE| 2600 Blk Wentworth Rd. Basement fire, crews o/s. Fire attack in prog.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 11:47:25
@jongaynor county fire engines have that effect on the local continuum
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 17:52:25
Displaying on screen lyrics for the popular EDM music station borders on absurdity
http://t.co/Fw8pT79AEg
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-17 17:59:54
RT @Wu_Tang_Finance: THIS WEEKEND REMEMBER TO ONLY GET AS TURNT UP AS YO DISPOSABLE INCOME ALLOWS. SAVE FOR RETIREMENT HOMIES SOCIAL SECURI…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-19 15:28:45
The act of creation is the act of putting things in order
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 15:05:58
The minimal organ interlude in the middle of Daft Punk's One More Time is what brings the track from great to amazing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 15:31:24
It took me until 11:30 to realize today was 4/20. That's because it's been 14 years since I was 21 and it was my personal national holiday.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 19:14:31
RT @BaltimoreOEM: #BalWx Tornado Watch issued April 20 at 3:05PM EDT until April 20 at 10:00PM EDT by NWS for #Baltimore City
http://t.co/m…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 19:19:15
Emailed my wife to make sure she doesn't ignore the "slot machine sound" from the weather radio this time. Always only tornado warning.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 19:23:51
RT @vogon: today I learned that there's a weed store in seattle called "hashtag" and now I want weed to be illegal again
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 19:24:23
RT @joshgerstein: Judge voids search of alleged illegal gambling rings hotel villas based on web failure ruse, via @jacobgershman
http://t.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 19:57:21
RT @Paul2eD: This bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone.
http://t.co/svaRdUhHkk
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 19:58:41
RT @paulmgardner: Baltimore's most trustworthy politician speaking at the podium..
http://t.co/xkXYrDwdgg
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 20:16:30
@messypixels Just a watch here. Only active warnings in Caswell Co. NC and Anderson County SC so far
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-20 20:46:51
#FreddieGray press conference: Interviews with officers yield statements, not "facts." Facts come from time-stamped dispatch and video.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-21 14:27:34
@gizzmogeek I started using the lightning connector plugged into the USB port in the center console and there's no delay that way.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-21 14:56:54
@MDMEMA False
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-21 16:00:29
RT @betamore: Our #DataScience series continues this Wednesday with 'Intro to Machine Learning' led by @Prof_OZ »
http://t.co/V26HJSHk3g
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-21 16:28:51
@NWS_BaltWash Is KEC83 down? I didn't see an email about it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-21 19:16:30
RT @bazecraze: When you say it's selfish not to have kids, you're admitting it's better.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-22 18:06:39
My home inspector was nice and well-versed, but his humor was old-school sexist. I don't encounter that heteronormativity much lately.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-22 18:54:29
These winds took out a bunch of power lines in the county. Reports popping up on Twitter.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-22 21:05:48
RT @cmcampbell6: .@FOP3 statement on #FreddieGray, comparing protests to "lynch mob" for calling for cops' arrest before investigation
http…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-22 23:34:28
RT @justin_fenton: #baltimore
http://t.co/JzYrPltRgF
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2015-04-22 23:51:19
RT @BaltimorePolice: The protesters are marching towards City Hall. Expect traffic delays at Fayette Street and Gay Street.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 13:43:29
RT @samsteinhp: Just a lot to digest in this entire statement
http://t.co/QotUmaKEU8
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 16:10:12
Thanks to @mikemillerdc for the phrase that will haunt my dreams: "intracranial teratoma"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 16:42:03
RT @BaltimoreBrew: BREAKING: City workers sent home early ahead of today's Freddie Gray demonstration in front of Baltimore City Hall.
http…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 19:11:25
I have noticed an uptick in the amount of spam I receive which originates from the Amazon SES email service.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 20:51:04
Lots of BPD stationed in and around Harborplace doors. Not sure why. State Police at McKeldin Sq and ambo across Pratt. #FreddieGray
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 20:52:11
Lombard diverted at South St by BPD #baltraffic #FreddieGray
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 20:54:04
Protest just emerged south on Light at Pratt heading to between Harborplace malls
http://t.co/yc1Orjr118
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 20:55:43
Protest now in front of Baltimore Visitors Center #FreddieGray BPD escorts all along harbor walk
http://t.co/Tqxfp41w8f
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2015-04-23 21:01:34
Protest march now gathered in front of science center letting others catch up. Fox is vigilant overhead #FreddieGray
http://t.co/6Pv8BMGII6
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-23 21:30:51
Baltimore Street eastbound at gay street is blocked to all traffic #FreddieGray
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-04-24 13:48:21
RT @RussPtacek: Illegal stop photo orders all over DC. Photographer @jkeene1957 was frisked & then put in a 13 hr day to edit story.
https:…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-24 14:51:30
Ulysses S. Grant: "I am descended from both the wives of Matthew Grant" HT @johndickerson
https://t.co/gg83VcOz5q
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-04-24 15:04:41
Former BPD @PeterMoskos posts great overview of Baltimore prisoner transport process
http://t.co/MrCC16w5s0#FreddieGray
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 4
2015-04-24 15:43:58
RT @RectorSun: Disposition issued today in knife charge against #FreddieGray from morning of arrest: "ABATED BY DEATH."
http://t.co/9041XpI…
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2015-04-24 15:49:57
RT @appigo: Thanks @scottallan83, we are glad you like it . Have fun showing off on launch day.
https://t.co/WeKUkxl5Ww
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2015-04-24 15:51:10
@appigo @scottallan83 Got a Pebble version in the works?
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2015-04-24 15:52:51
RT @ScottAllen83: @appigo ToDo Cloud on the Apple Watch! Serious envy factor from co-workers!!
http://t.co/B4bcJRxew2
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2015-04-24 16:30:31
RT @eevee: git people trying to use hg: "WHY WON'T IT LET ME DO THIS" hg people trying to use git: "WHY DID IT LET ME DO THAT"
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2015-04-24 17:01:18
RT @baltimoresun: Commentary from @JonahNRO: If Martin O'Malley wants to be taken seriously, he should probably stop talking.
http://t.co/a…
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2015-04-24 18:36:30
It takes 3 minutes fewer to scan a one page PDF with @scanbot on my phone to @Dropbox then walk to the multi-function printer down the hall.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-04-24 18:41:25
@iknowalready Took me a minute to parse the word adultery
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2015-04-24 18:56:52
@iknowalready Does that mean everything you did today was an adulteration?
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2015-04-24 20:03:31
City Major Rawlings-Blake holds conference on death of Freddie Gray. County Exec. Kamenetz holds conference on Arbor Day proclamation.
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2015-04-24 20:05:19
City traffic Saturday to be disrupted by funeral and massive protests. County traffic Saturday to be disrupted by MD Hunt Cup horse race.
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2015-04-24 20:16:15
RT @normative: A Residence With Locking Doors And A Working Toilet Is All That's Needed To Justify A No-Knock Warrant
https://t.co/CmXnjrwE…
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2015-04-24 20:24:45
RT @PeterMoskos: Well done, hon! Balto ain't Ferguson. Policing protests right.
http://t.co/kVV8p1QVsU
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2015-04-24 20:48:35
RT @wbaltv11: Batts: 5 of 6 officers have given their statements and the one who invoked their rights continues to invoke their rights
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2015-04-24 23:15:09
RT @BaltimorePolice: Det.'s need help identifying the witnesses in this photograph. Anyone with information is asked to call 410-637-3097. …
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2015-04-25 22:14:52
RT @JimWBALTraffic: URGENT - I 83/JFX CLOSED BOTH WAYS btwn President/Fayette and Northern Pkwy to keep people OUT of Balto @wbalradio #mdt…
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2015-04-25 22:28:23
RT @JimWBALTraffic: I 83/JFX is CLOSED BOTH WAYS btwn Northern Pkwy & President St @marybmarsden
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2015-04-25 22:31:44
RT @JimWBALTraffic: REPORTS of a fight at Pratt and Light. Signal 13 at Camden and Howard @wbalradio #mdtraffic
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2015-04-25 22:41:13
RT @BaltimoreOEM: Roads blocked: I-395 ramp to Conway St SB I-83 from ex10 W Northern Py to E Fayette St @mtamaryland Light Rail also stopp…
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2015-04-25 23:18:16
@slantsixneal @wbaltv11 there is an odd fatherly disappointment in his voice that doesn't really fit the tone
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2015-04-25 23:21:49
RT @UMBnews: UMB Police have issued a shelter in place order for the UMB campus. Do not leave buildings. Avoid campus until further notice.
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2015-04-26 00:13:05
RT @phscoop: Teen sporting Baltimore police cap -- No. 617 -- he took from a police car he broke into
http://t.co/L35KJVbEN3
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2015-04-26 00:20:25
RT @jemillerwbal: Temporary interruption of our live shot..someone cut our cable
http://t.co/23JwsMC6I7
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2015-04-26 00:23:03
If/when arrests begin for failure to disburse, it will be interesting to see official stats of locals vs. out-of-town protestors.
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2015-04-26 01:15:02
Things I could not be less concerned about: Orioles play by plays, the WHCD, a coyote in NYC
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2015-04-26 01:21:09
@wheelsee @petermoskos His backpack is a crime against fashion
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2015-04-26 01:38:59
RT @masnRoch: Fans are asked to remain inside the ballpark until further notice. It's just a bad, bad night for the city #orioles
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2015-04-26 01:43:30
RT @EddieInTheYard: This announcement on the Camden Yards scoreboard just now. #Orioles #RedSox #FreddieGray protest
http://t.co/iEFGCZDvD3
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2015-04-26 01:47:58
RT @POLICECOPTER: Be safe, #Baltimore.
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2015-04-27 01:18:19
@flintsparc That was my suspicion too
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2015-04-27 14:59:53
RT @BaltimoreBrew: City blames "outside agitators." A closer look at who did what at #freddiegray protest
http://t.co/V34RB0uDpkhttp://t.c…
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2015-04-27 15:23:39
The GIS team of @BaltCoGov is obviously composed of people who love their jobs. And why not? Paid to hack map data? It's like a dream.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-04-27 15:26:15
RT @justin_fenton: NEW: Police claim "credible threat" that BGF, Bloods, Crips have teamed up to "take out law enforcement officers"
http:/…
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2015-04-27 15:38:05
Can't watch the #FreddieGray hashtag right now. Filled with snarky racist illustrated tweets directed at a man literally in his open casket.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-04-27 15:52:14
Traffic on my house sale microsite surged again yesterday, composed entirely of porn site referer spam. Lame.
http://t.co/6SQT3gs9Al
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2015-04-27 17:39:02
Phrase of the day from @felixsalmon "ex hypothesi" basically "as far as we can tell or explain"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-27 18:18:42
Co-workers talking in hushed voices about potential for downtown violence and several are leaving the office in fear.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 5
2015-04-27 18:27:17
Okay, fine. Now I get it. Somehow the phrase "violent protests" doesn't phase me but "high school purge" is fucking terrifying.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-04-27 18:37:16
County folks hear "protest at the mall" and just assume Towson Town Center because what other mall is there?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2015-04-27 19:09:10
RT @kdrabinski: This ought to calm things down. #wtf
http://t.co/qBYzXfhpGa
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2015-04-27 19:18:19
A line of more than a dozen BPD cruisers just made their way west on Lombard at Commerce in a big hurry.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-04-27 19:20:06
BPD's Bearcat is gonna need a wash and wax after this. Possibly some replacement armor paneling too. The rocks just keep coming.
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2015-04-27 19:40:57
RT @EricaLG:
http://t.co/Dl4XDWACal
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2015-04-27 19:44:39
More paternalistic commentary from WBAL's Roy Taylor.
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2015-04-27 19:50:27
Rubber bullets being fired into the crowd
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 4
2015-04-27 19:53:50
Tear gas canister just released from the Bearcat into crowd while injured officer being placed in the rear under missile barrage
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 4
2015-04-27 20:20:01
RT @BaltimorePolice: We are asking motorists to avoid the area of Gwynns Falls / Reisterstown / Liberty Heights. Take alternate routes.
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2015-04-27 20:43:18
Multiple BPD units headed westbound on Argonne Drive
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2015-04-27 20:46:51
Just passed four more BPD units headed southbound on Harford road from Hamilton Avenue RLS
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2015-04-27 21:15:34
RT @justin_fenton: Using a crowbar, they opened up the trunk of the police car. Can only imagine what was being kept back there..
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2015-04-27 21:39:18
RT @justin_fenton: The guys who pulled me aside are self-identifying as Crips and say they don't approve of whats happening. "This is our c…
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2015-04-27 21:44:00
RT @KarenDeCamp: Ridiculous! @CNN's map showing how close Baltimore is to the White House. Come on.
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2015-04-27 21:48:20
RT @elizdickinson: Probably not the best move by Geico to fly its advertising banner over Baltimore right now...
http://t.co/vawrGIiX95
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2015-04-27 21:51:54
@cwellssun It's so they don't confuse us with the one in Ohio
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2015-04-27 22:03:35
RT @KevinLewisABC7: Check this out! Men are sorting through what seem to be pills taken from CVS in Baltimore hit by looters. @ABC7News htt…
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2015-04-27 22:07:25
And the Bearcat returns to North Avenue, acting as a magnet for projectiles
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-27 22:10:00
Countdown to LRAD deployment?
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2015-04-27 22:54:59
RT @HousingWatchMD: Please tell me someone didn't just cut the hose while @baltimorefire was fighting the CVS fire.
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2015-04-27 23:30:46
My guess is every Stingray in BPD inventory is deployed and logging like crazy right now. We'll never see the evidence but it'll be used.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 8
2015-04-27 23:56:05
RT @lizbowie: Looting continues in Bolton Hill. No police in sight. Neighbors fight off looters.
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2015-04-28 00:07:51
RT @jlepolastewart: Council member Brandon Scott says he is "pissed off" says this reminds him of the riots in 1968
http://t.co/91KlLUslZh
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2015-04-28 00:10:21
Three minutes into questions, @MayorSRB blames "your industry" (the media) when confronted by reporter. Nobody shocked.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-04-28 00:14:36
RT @chrislhayes: The idea that West Baltimore hasn't been rebuilt since the 1968 riots seems like a pretty powerful condemnation of generat …
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2015-04-28 00:23:38
Here's the idiocy that is the Baltimore City curfew, featuring my local shopping center on Harford Road:
http://t.co/CqZh2Jpjs7
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 5
2015-04-28 00:46:35
RT @ABC2NEWS: #BREAKINGNEWS | #Baltimore City public schools will be closed tomorrow.
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2015-04-28 00:48:39
RT @MiriWBAL: Large fire at Chester and Gay streets
http://t.co/N8v7HOeHp2
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2015-04-28 01:46:27
It took Baltimore catching on fire but I put my Baltimore County scanner back online
https://t.co/j4fmGYD7XE
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 01:47:06
If you'd rather be listening to Baltimore City trunked channels just let me know by replying to this tweet. Might not be until tomorrow
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2015-04-28 01:55:50
County police have reports of kids having hidden under clothing in Towson(?) mall during close, now posting about being inside on Instagram
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 7
2015-04-28 01:57:54
If you are a city police reading my last tweet, yeah, it's totally unfair
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2015-04-28 02:04:17
@johnwaire Nope just heard it on the scanner before I closed up to go to bed. Listen in on the link I posted, lmk if you hear new info.
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2015-04-28 11:35:03
RT @baltomel: Pratt street right now.
http://t.co/R0jtGmqlu4
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2015-04-28 12:19:42
RT @_hmmarr: Dozens of volunteers out in force to clean up #Baltimore this morning.
http://t.co/o3mzzyejPf
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2015-04-28 12:29:22
RT @TomRodgersNews: Unreal
http://t.co/U43nvEuTCW
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2015-04-28 12:29:41
RT @redemmas: We are a #safespace for students today! #FreeLunch for city youth starting at 11am. Pls RT!
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2015-04-28 12:30:18
@d9jms it does seem like things are looking up today
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2015-04-28 13:05:04
Only received one request to switch over to the city trunk system so scanner will remain on Baltimore County today
https://t.co/j4fmGYD7XE
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2015-04-28 13:05:31
Lots of other streams out there to listen to for BPD, easy to find too
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2015-04-28 13:12:53
RT @wbalradio: Security Square Mall is shut down today as a precaution of rioters, says @BACOPoliceFire Chief Johnson. LISTEN:
http://t.co/…
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2015-04-28 13:17:03
RT @BmoreCityDOT: Bike lanes on Pratt St are blocked. Bikers are advised to use alt routes. Motorists should proceed with extreme caution a…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 13:17:12
RT @bykowicz: ‘Space to Destroy’: The Short History of a Dangerous Botched Quote
http://t.co/OdXUXQXWy1via @bpolitics
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2015-04-28 13:19:56
County scanner: Caller reports group of kids ifo Kenwood HS talking about rioting
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 13:58:03
@dennisthecynic The good thing about developing spatial awareness is you know when they're looming just behind you
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2015-04-28 13:58:27
@dennisthecynic Relevant:
http://t.co/1D5bxJFhmJ
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:03:46
Big shout out to @bsarsgard who took today off work to help clean up the damage to the city #recovery
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2015-04-28 14:16:17
RT @sarahkendzior: If you're going to talk about looting, discuss what's looted. I saw a man taking Pampers and toilet paper. What kind of …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:17:07
RT @HamiltonHills: Like many, we're far from last nights events. However, Lakeins Jewelry, Pizza Bravo Plus, the mobile phone store, and CV…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:17:23
RT @HamiltonHills: if you're out today, and you see one of our neighbors struggling, please offer a hand.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:19:45
RT @scanbaltimore: This feed IS broadcasting the tactical, special event channels
http://t.co/i7z76cvhyy
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2015-04-28 14:25:45
Office closed today. Told to work from home. Listening to ALL THE SCANNERS while I code.
http://t.co/cY1JIbBESp
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:36:44
Unsurprisingly the Parkville, MD 21234 Facebook group is a huge rumor amplifier, mostly reposted screenshots from Instagram.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:43:55
Literally nobody listening to county police/fire scanner. Might tap in the city channels on my lunch break and repost.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 14:44:46
RT @yvonnewenger: All Baltimore City Recreation Centers will be open for children from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.
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2015-04-28 14:58:48
RT @kimdaceywbal: Security square mall closed. Received similar threats as #MondawminMall yesterday @wbaltv11 #BaltimoreRiots
http://t.co/7…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 15:05:37
RT @TomRodgersNews: Dozens walk down NFULTON and North avenue CLEANING....
http://t.co/kD9LfkBEWa
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 15:07:57
RT @Chris_Ashworth: Well, the bad news is that every place we’ve gone to try to help clean up was already cleaned up. But that’s also the g…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 15:09:27
Yesterday: Police in Bearcats. Today: DPW in Bobcats.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 15:29:42
RT @holy_chao: Where help is accepted, and where help is in oversupply:
https://t.co/SBov4zGHdP#BaltimoreUprising
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 15:47:05
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD investigating multiple social media rumors re: civil disobedience in the county. These remain unconfirmed rumors…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 15:52:40
Unclear why are police advancing on clean-up crews? @brandon_weigel appears to have pictures
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 5
2015-04-28 15:54:28
Majority of county police dispatch calls today appear to be responding and investigating rumors called in by residents
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-04-28 15:56:08
RT @ColinDaileda: Police slowly clearing a block near the burned-out CVS. Not sure why. Still chill. #Baltimore
https://t.co/FcNZC84ABC
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:06:57
On scanner: County Air appears to be monitoring students leaving a school by rear entrances. Operations on V2 Event 2
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:18:13
New shorter link for Baltimore County Scanner Radio
http://t.co/TJkORvWhwoactivity picking up but individual events unclear
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:19:29
RT @BaltimoreBrew: City says 144 vehicles, 15 bldgs torched in #BaltimoreRiots. 200 arrests. No deaths or severe injuries. #FreddieGray htt…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:28:08
@Androidguy79 I'm hearing the same thing, county police seem ready for anything but very little going on
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:31:40
@dj_kittycat Just saw a tweet from @BCObreakingnews that Eastpoint is closed as well as Security, no details on scanner. Some units moving
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:32:30
RT @BCObreakingnews: As of now, Eastpoint Mall and Security Square Mall are closed as precautionary measures, as well as BCPS...
http://t.c…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:34:44
@dj_kittycat As far as I know county schools are open, after-school activities are cancelled
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:46:59
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Press briefing 1 p.m., Public Safety Bldg; #BCoPD Chief Johnson, CE Kamenetz will update re: @BaltoCoGov’s public safet…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 16:57:17
Does anyone have a streaming audio/video link for the @BACOPoliceFire press conference at 1pm?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 17:11:43
@phildarnowsky And parallel dickfors!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-04-28 17:16:11
It's been a rough few days so here's a picture of my daughter licking her semitransparent plate clean #cuteemergency
http://t.co/mFuCaihgfQ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 17:30:40
Reddit is kicking ass with the curated live feed
https://t.co/QKE75kkQNg
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 6
2015-04-28 17:37:41
Live video
http://t.co/8HLObWfg7l
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 18:22:26
RT @HamiltonHills: Damaged but open. Pizza Bravo Plus. #onebaltimore #stillstrong @ PIZZA BRAVO PLUS
https://t.co/KsQRdtTLDd
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 18:32:52
RT @KarenDeCamp: Happening now: York Rd. Partnership folk a York&Woodbourne to keep the peace #BlackLivesMatter #onebaltimore
http://t.co/F…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 18:41:48
There are many unsubstantiated rumors about Perry Hall and/or Baltimore County today. Follow @david_s_marks who has had the inside scoop
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 18:58:08
RT @PeterMoskos: Permission granted to deploy chemical weapons: "It's your line. You make the call... If you feel it necessary to protect c…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 19:04:23
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Reports that the National Guard are deploying to Baltimore County are false. No unusual activity in the county at this …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 19:17:52
Accepting requests for county talk groups to monitor, if anyone figures out the "event" TG reply here
http://t.co/TJkORvWhwo
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 19:32:46
RT @brandon_weigel: Four firetrucks just showed up. Appears the CVS is on fire again. Smoke coming from the roof.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:03:57
Can Roy Taylor use the word "havoc" more? Havoc. Havoc. Havoc. Dirtbikes. Havoc.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:06:11
"We'll go to George on the ground." "Thanks, I wouldn't call it havoc…"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:18:08
@cairnskcairns unfortunate typo there
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:24:18
A lady on Facebook group for Harford Road area just said we should turn firehoses on the rioters. My jaw is on the floor. #tonedeaf
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:30:10
@petermoskos Got a link?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:34:32
I want to start a march at 10pm down Harford Rd from Taylor Av, then everybody bounces off the city line like mimes off an invisible box.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2015-04-28 20:39:13
@petermoskos Thanks, I have my ear to the county right now. They must be from Atlanta HQ + assume OC is everywhere.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:45:32
RT @BaltimoreDPW: 4/28 in numbers: Heavy debris removed from a dozen sites 26 vehicles towed 33 properties boarded We'll be ready in a.m. a…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 20:53:42
Well crap, the AWS console makes it fairly easy to accidentally shut down the wrong server. Time to get my email back online.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 21:18:48
RT @ATFHQ: BREAKING: Due to the magnitude of one scene, coupled w/ # of fire investigations, 2 ATF #NRT teams are heading to #Baltimore.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 21:22:12
Is Mayor Rawlings-Blake's Under Armour baseball cap her version of the Chris Christie's fleece following Hurricane Sandy?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 21:32:59
Accusations of out of town protesters causing all this trouble again.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 22:39:01
Nation: When former Baltimore City pols line up to ask be your President and U.S. Senator remember that they made this pressure cooker.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 7
2015-04-28 23:20:08
RT @paulmgardner: This is a city that will defy a citywide curfew because there's a citywide curfew. I can not believe they're following th…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 23:21:04
RT @technosailor: Curfew in 2h and 45 mins. Let's see what that really means #BaltimoreRiots
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 23:24:57
RT @iduncan: Someone is banging manically on the window and yelling from inside jail. "No justice, no peace." Eerie
http://t.co/87mMkWgXWT
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-04-28 23:45:59
RT @RobLowe: Also, nothing says "intelligent, thoughtful, decisive adult in charge" quite like a Under Armor ball cap.
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2015-04-28 23:51:03
RT @scanbaltimore: Just pushed the beta feed to the main site until I can sort out the Internet outage for the building with the main scann…
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2015-04-29 01:09:44
RT @daveweigel: Organizers moving crowds from police lines, getting annoyed with photogs who keep doubling back #Baltimore
http://t.co/OrvY…
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2015-04-29 01:11:08
In a few minutes the Twitter spam bots are going to rate limit the @LarryHogan account. Not sure what these bulk tweets accomplish.
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2015-04-29 01:18:55
@SushGirl I imagine something à la the Terry Tate Office Linebacker videos
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2015-04-29 01:28:31
RT @justin_fenton: Already stopped by a guy who said, "We don't want you to write down what's about to happen."
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2015-04-29 01:34:32
RT @cmcampbell6: Funny moment as @jamalhbryant waited 10 mins for CNN interview with @andersoncooper. "Anderson...I got a curfew..."
http:/…
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2015-04-29 01:43:19
RT @BaltimorePolice: Members of the MEDIA may continue to work after the curfew begins.
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2015-04-29 02:03:55
Who writes @RepCummings permission slip to be out after 2200 in the city for work?
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2015-04-29 12:59:46
Dark smoke to the east from inner harbor
http://t.co/PcmZdbxizU
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2015-04-29 13:03:06
Dark smoke in direction of Camden yards but I have no visibility from here. Anyone know the source? #baltimoreriots
http://t.co/xcRnNU7wyY
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2015-04-29 13:03:25
RT @RaptorH: Whoa, I'm in Morrell Park - suddenly a huge fire has broken out on Griffis Ave.
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2015-04-29 13:05:14
RT @migold: Yes, friends from high school, your crappy Facebook poetry is exactly what will heal the city of Baltimore.
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2015-04-29 13:06:56
@HousingWatchMD This tweet says Griffis Av
https://t.co/HQTcuVn7Ec
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2015-04-29 13:07:40
RT @RaptorH: House was already abandoned. Breiwert ave in Morrell park.
http://t.co/5cmEH0bH7G
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2015-04-29 13:18:13
Sorry for the riot hashtag earlier. Visible smoke has nothing to do with civil unrest. Just a symptom the usual slow crumbling of this city.
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2015-04-29 13:19:57
RT @RaptorH: Again, abandoned house on fire on Breitwert Ave in Morrell Park. No protests in our neighborhood.
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2015-04-29 13:21:03
@RaptorH @HousingWatchMD Can you tweet with your location turned on? Can figure it out from Google Maps if you are directly to the rear
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2015-04-29 13:21:23
RT @RaptorH: Like I said, this is the 2nd abandoned house to burn in our neighborhood this week, but no one knows why.
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2015-04-29 13:27:33
RT @deray: And this is today's @BaltimoreSun cover. Wednesday. #BaltimoreUprising
http://t.co/X9QVVHIZvU
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2015-04-29 13:37:04
RT @RaptorH: Total wreck.
http://t.co/w7xAQgVZr8
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2015-04-29 14:23:47
Hard to believe it took until Tuesday for me to see a quote from Ed Norris.
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2015-04-29 14:36:07
City Paper employees claimed they were stopping a drunk woman from "stealing a protester's bag." Actually, no:
http://t.co/kyhD6ynyU6
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2015-04-29 15:25:05
RT @ramez: Law enforcement in the US doesn't yet seem to realize the severity of the crisis of confidence and distrust it finds itself in.
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2015-04-29 15:51:24
RT @doctorow: Translation: once they learn they truth, techies hate and fear us
http://t.co/meEZmMoG6C
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2015-04-29 15:58:05
RT @mleibovic: I started programming when I was in college. You don't have to start as a kid or teach yourself to code to be a good develop…
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2015-04-29 17:05:55
RT @LiamFD: There's still an army of reporters and the actual army in front of City Hall today.
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2015-04-29 18:07:25
RT @aresef: Plenty of good seats are still available. @Orioles
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2015-04-29 20:01:52
Digital Harbor protestors just came through
http://t.co/9gszUHKKCV
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2015-04-29 20:04:06
Nice sized group, peaceful, escorted by police through intersections and lead and flanked by media
http://t.co/i1refJvGoj
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2015-04-29 20:06:47
@RyanatMGH My office, as usual
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2015-04-29 20:06:54
RT @jimmy2bad: 2pp people, mostly kids from Digital Harbor High chanting "We Love Baltimore" and marching to City Hall. #ScaryProtest
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2015-04-29 20:08:04
@RyanatMGH Commute will be fine, I'm right on Pratt Street.and traffic is flowing great
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2015-04-29 20:49:05
Rap Genius, never change:
http://t.co/zvRFkOxoQj
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2015-04-29 20:59:16
RT @PhotogChris: #Balitmore #Orioles #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
http://t.co/XJipw1N3Mf
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2015-04-29 21:08:44
RT @cmcampbell6: The most #Baltimore of corrections in an otherwise great story about today's desolate O's game
http://t.co/zvPmIrn456http…
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2015-04-29 21:14:58
Expect enforcement of reactive changes to BPD ops to have a half-life of about 2 months. By early 2016 "rough rides" will quietly reappear.
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2015-04-29 21:17:03
You are what you measure. For a few months we'll all carefully gauge BPD on community interaction. Then slowly back to crime/arrest stats.
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2015-04-30 00:02:20
RT @jmgpix: A #FreddieGray protester meets her man after two day in a #Baltimore jail.
http://t.co/fEfg9fqcGe
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2015-04-30 00:02:39
RT @cullenenn: #Baltimore #JusticeForFreddieGray #blacklivesmatter #pennstation
http://t.co/PCbZsQrkXm
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2015-04-30 01:16:22
RT @FiveThirtyEight: How Baltimore's young black men are boxed in:
http://t.co/pEPBb3P5Hghttp://t.co/ChHaJKIsQi
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2015-04-30 14:40:34
RT @NateSilver538: I mean, literally, Al Gore is more likely to be the Democratic nominee than Bernie Sanders.
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2015-04-30 14:44:57
Trying to block out notification firehose I've been connected to this week. Phone on DND mode. Wearing dumb watch.
http://t.co/F2nWQmgevd
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2015-04-30 14:55:40
RT @TammyforIL: When Members of Congress debate women in combat, I look down at the stumps of my legs & wonder, where do they think I was -…
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2015-04-30 14:59:03
Who has a livestream link for the 11am presser re Gray investigation?
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2015-04-30 15:02:59
@bmoreconnected At least on Twitter you get out in under 47 hours.
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2015-04-30 15:04:55
Two minute warning on BPD presser
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2015-04-30 15:12:45
RT @justin_fenton: One new tidbit is that police found private security camera footage that determined where the second van stop occurred.
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2015-04-30 15:14:16
Wonder if we will see Stingray or "tower dump" location data from involved officer's private cell phones used to refine timeline
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2015-04-30 16:33:30
@EleniPolites When is this from? It doesn't look like they are still there?
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2015-04-30 17:20:46
NG with shields clustered at WTC
http://t.co/Jd8QrFPq2Z
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2015-04-30 17:40:15
RT @willowdower: Really want to help Baltimore? Make a note now to do something in a few months when world attention leaves. Folks will sti…
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2015-04-30 19:34:36
@maureenjohnson @anneheathen Right after car horn sounds are removed from all radio ads during drive-time
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2015-04-30 19:37:24
Not bad
http://t.co/jUirBtAKuahttp://t.co/dU6A9lYEGJ
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2015-04-30 20:19:25
Via NWS "At 356 PM EDT...a strong thunderstorm was over Josephine Lee...moving west at 15 mph". Are we doing per-person forecasts now?
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2015-04-30 20:22:13
RT @ErinatTheSun: Again and again, West Baltimore residents asked Hogan to help with jobs, rec centers and development. The gov's response:…
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2015-04-30 20:41:46
RT @TimHillRocks: Microsoft seems to think I'm either a woman in her young 30s or a 45 year old man. I guess there are a lot of bearded wom…
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2015-04-30 20:44:32
@dennisthecynic Well said
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2015-04-30 20:47:17
RT @anamariecox: Oh, one of those VOLUNTARY head injuries you hear so much about these days.
http://t.co/hM73a7GNtdhttp://t.co/k5B2OqgRm8
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2015-04-30 20:50:45
Right now @BethRodgersFNP is live-tweeting a Frederick Co council meeting spat that seems impossibly trivial next to any Baltimore update
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2015-04-30 20:53:29
RT @miguelmarquez: For first time some police are marching along and police closing roads ahead of protesters. #FreddieGray
http://t.co/Pe2…
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2015-04-30 20:55:00
RT @anamariecox: "Voluntary head injury" is the new "legitimate rape."
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2015-04-30 21:10:26
Hey the scanner's back on. I literally did nothing to fix, just got the SERVICE UP emails
http://t.co/TJkORvWhwo
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2015-04-30 21:34:27
RT @justin_fenton: Per @Jean_Marbella, Freddie Gray's family just walked out of the @baltimoresao building
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2015-04-30 23:49:58
For the record @BethRodgersFNP you are doing great work covering this stuff, and I'm glad you do. Its just the contrast was striking today.
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May
2015-05-01 13:01:43
RT @wbaltv11: Trending: Authorities seek man who tried to foil firefighting efforts
http://t.co/sPAYmMfO4ghttp://t.co/KBa16hFGBk
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2015-05-01 13:04:19
RT @deray: This is the badge that the @BaltimorePolice have given to those allowed to stay past curfew. #BaltimoreUprising
http://t.co/rVEA…
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2015-05-01 13:12:26
Talked to city friends who are fellow parents of young kids. To a person they say "What curfew? We're home by 8 and we're in bed by 10."
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2015-05-01 13:16:56
RT @EdgeofSports: Here's a computer-enhanced photo of what David Brooks would look like if we dropped him in West Baltimore for 2 days. htt…
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2015-05-01 13:30:27
RT @politico: Martin O’Malley’s political career, which started in Baltimore, may also end there
http://t.co/84MT0IZ1rQ| AP Photohttp://t…
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2015-05-01 14:25:20
There's a nonzero chance that the wind will blow over a flagpole again in the middle of the Mosby presser
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2015-05-01 14:26:33
When's the last time you heard police demand a special prosecutor?
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2015-05-01 14:37:54
Just lost WBAL video stream. Keep me posted, Twitter!
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2015-05-01 14:43:28
RT @MelserWBAL: @BaltimoreSAO speaking now. #FreddieGray
http://t.co/DXu3yJGIBK
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2015-05-01 14:46:05
@MCChocolateGuy I got the feed back, thanks
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2015-05-01 14:51:54
RT @WBALDash: This is a very detailed and well thought out presser. My gosh.
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2015-05-01 14:55:52
RT @brandon_weigel: "Your peace is severely needed as I work to bring justice for Freddie Gray," Mosby says.
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2015-05-01 14:57:15
RT @justin_fenton: Mosby: "I have heard your call for no justice no peace. But your peace is needed as I work to deliver justice on behalf …
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2015-05-01 15:03:37
RT @nvasconcelos: So happy to be wrong about Marilyn Mosby.
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2015-05-01 15:04:56
RT @MarkPuente: List of charges
http://t.co/KddJVyZasC
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2015-05-01 15:05:12
RT @MarkPuente: More charges
http://t.co/8yDpcQi4RO
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2015-05-01 15:21:09
RT @SushGirl: Oh yeah, please try to discredit @MarilynMosbyEsq. .. smart move. Are you kidding me? She hails from a family of police! #Fre…
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2015-05-01 15:33:01
Time for curfew to end and NG to depart.
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2015-05-01 15:34:24
RT @alexandraerin: The problem here is not that the police did the thing to the wrong person, it is that they did the wrong thing.
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2015-05-01 15:42:07
Now lets go back in the MD court records for the last 10 years and see the ratio of Article 19 § 59-22 convictions to nolle pros.
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2015-05-01 15:43:25
@bosconet How many folks got taken for a ride for a legal knife and then had the charges dropped without comment
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2015-05-01 15:45:06
@bosconet I think that's what the nulle pros charge represents. Someone more familiar with the process can correct me.
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2015-05-01 15:52:16
Police body cameras represent an enormous document management issue. Officer shift makes ~5GB video data = 5 terabytes per post per year
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2015-05-01 16:20:13
@SMLG_YALL Yeah, that's just the beginning of the story. Also downloading each shift, public records requests, preventing misfiling, etc.
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2015-05-01 16:21:11
@SMLG_YALL Not an intractable problem, of course. Just one that isn't as simple as pressing record and forgetting about it
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2015-05-01 16:38:00
@TracyGosson This is not Clinton or her campaign speaking
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2015-05-01 16:45:23
RT @kirstiealley: Gotta say Im kinda lovin my power right now ... I can add "Major Bridge Closer Downer" to my resume
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2015-05-01 17:08:28
Any estimates on the turnover rate delta of BPD officers in the next six months vs the previous six? Will be an interesting stat to watch.
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2015-05-01 17:12:17
@TDRDanny Does a typical vehicular manslaughter charge assume a victim outside the vehicle?
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2015-05-01 17:14:47
When I see a convoy of NG transports growl down the street it reminds me of all the diesel fuel our taxes will have to pay for.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-05-01 17:18:52
@TaureanDoll @SushGirl Claim that the jury pool in Baltimore CIty is tainted by protests and media coverage, need change of venue
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2015-05-01 17:39:54
@jimmy2bad McKeldin
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2015-05-01 17:48:56
#EndTheCurfew
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2015-05-01 17:58:59
@griffey Blockchain can't be an enforcement mechanism when a copy is as good as the original.
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2015-05-01 19:15:51
@griffey I can still open old bitcoins I've spent and read their contents. Doesn't matter because their value is in the next transaction.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-01 19:17:36
@griffey The ability to transact an eBook is secondary to the content. Still need DRM overlay to prevent use in multiple places
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2015-05-01 19:30:03
RT @KaitlinObscura: Now at Central Booking #FreddieGrayProtest #baltimoreprotests
http://t.co/w23U7lCM5m
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2015-05-01 19:41:05
Protest march blocking left two lanes of Pratt at Gay #baltraffic
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2015-05-01 19:59:55
RT @Juliemore: "I finally made a difference in the world," said Kevin Moore, the man who shot #FreddieGray's arrest.
http://t.co/46JzRkqDst
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2015-05-01 20:10:43
Skeptical reporters are skeptical at FOP presser.
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2015-05-01 23:10:53
I'll be so happy when the local news segue into the national news isn't the exact same story.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-05-01 23:48:20
First curfews, now media codes of conduct. Next BPD and SRB will ask if we're really going out in that outfit and send us to bed w/o supper.
- Favorites: 38, Retweets: 28
2015-05-01 23:50:31
@aresef see last tweet from BPD with post-curfew media rules
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2015-05-02 01:43:57
RT @CairnsKcairns: Some protestors vow they will not leave the lawn outside City Hall. Protest Curfew
http://t.co/1zBDdxArbA
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2015-05-02 02:16:45
RT @justin_fenton: People are sitting down in an act of civil disobedience and getting arrested over the curfew, on live TV
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2015-05-02 02:18:12
RT @TheBrownWord: The justifications 1st given for the curfew seem no longer to be present, so it does seem merely punitive & provocative.
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2015-05-02 02:19:28
Only in Baltimore are people arrested for the crime of being out too late on a Friday night
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 7
2015-05-02 02:26:05
RT @RaniaKhalek: #Baltimore police have positioned themselves as a wall around the police van holding arrestees to keep media away
http://t…
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2015-05-02 02:28:32
RT @JustinKownacki: This Baltimore curfew situation is Orwellian. By claiming the curfew is for our safety, do they mean "from the police?"
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2015-05-02 02:31:34
The Baltimore curfew should have ended 30 seconds after SA Mosby dropped her mic and walked off stage this morning
- Favorites: 11, Retweets: 14
2015-05-02 02:37:19
RT @bad_decisions: Every day the curfew goes on we are hemorrhaging money. Unlike the city budget we have to pay our bills on time and not…
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2015-05-02 15:44:00
RT @BrianfromABC2: this crude explosive device was charcoal, propane tank in plastic bottle. Found at Penn North Monday #BaltimoreRiots htt…
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2015-05-02 19:06:10
RT @justin_fenton: Does Baltimore curfew lead to increase in day drinking? I'm going undercover to find out
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2015-05-04 11:16:47
RT @toggl: Take time every day to reflect on the big picture. This helps adjust your priorities #productivity
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2015-05-04 13:28:24
The office temperature is a perfect 76° this morning. Don't change a thing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 16:23:19
Situational awareness in the office has returned to normal levels. A siren just went down Pratt St and nobody got up to look out the window.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 17:30:52
The live feed of Hansmeier vs. Doe is about a million times better than Mayweather vs. Pacquiao
https://t.co/NdGNM801FG
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 17:53:02
RT @adamsteinbaugh: Judges allowing Pietz to go on because they need to rest their arms before resuming the flogging.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 17:53:45
So glad I took a late lunch to watch Morgan Pietz give arguments. I couldn't concentrate with this on in the background.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 18:25:38
RT @Popehat: Judge Tallman: "Counsel, you're not listening."
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2015-05-04 18:44:34
RT @justin_fenton: 3 signal 13's dropped at North and Penn #scanner
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 18:50:03
"Armed suspect with handgun affected arrest discharged his own weapon"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 18:50:54
Scanner: Signal 13 is 10-32 (officer needs assistance has sufficient units)
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-04 21:17:26
The false FOX News report about a police shooting today is echoing through my office. Every half hour someone new asks about it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-05 19:23:19
Why did I get a email from Donald Fry of the @gbcorg to an email I only use for domain name registrations? Are they buying spam lists?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:20:04
@BaltimoreBNN Kinksville sounds like a fun place to live
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:20:51
RT @jonswaine: A DC circuit court judge accused the US govt of behaving like Rachel from Friends yesterday
http://t.co/OJeCwpG8Bshttp://t.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:25:50
Body cameras are actually pretty cheap. Might pick one up to show just how boring my day really is.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:28:16
@bosconet Also tons of expense when you need to offload the video to secure storage instead of just taping over it the next day
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:28:46
@wildbluebug I had a car camera for a while that got some interesting footage but it started having recording issues and I returned it
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2015-05-06 14:30:04
When the BPD gets body cameras can we make sure that all the K9 units get this?
http://t.co/uJErmdSqkYThose vids would be epic
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:42:55
RT @CairnsKcairns: As of 8am this morning 16 foot shark Mary Lee is off the coast of Assateague Island Maryland.
http://t.co/4eYKGw3Ppv
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 14:46:36
RT @CraigCaplan: "It's not enough to restore public order in streets of #Baltimore,we need to rebuild"-@SenatorCardin on Senate floor
http:…
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2015-05-06 14:59:06
RT @nytimes: Police unions are struggling with the loss of a privileged position
http://t.co/1TctOlNXRbhttp://t.co/Mrua1x8AlB
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 15:12:33
National Night Out org implores community associations not to invite any security companies besides ADT to August events.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 15:55:30
RT @SavedYouAClick: The butt. RT @Salon: Sex experts think that more straight men are exploring a formerly taboo hot spot
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-05-06 15:58:52
RT @JohnRydell1: Gov. Hogan: state to withdraw $20 million from rainy day fund to pay for riot related costs. #Maryland
http://t.co/XzjG4Qh…
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2015-05-06 18:05:50
RT @reiley: Tom Brady's soft, grippable balls were confirmed as real and deliberate.
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2015-05-08 16:28:11
My biggest pet peeve from this whole home inspection process is that everybody kept calling them CO2 detectors. Including both inspectors.
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2015-05-08 18:40:47
Our office conversation just degraded into: "Well, if you were going to garrote someone, a metal guitar string isn't the worst choice."
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2015-05-08 18:43:43
It started talking about the Python framework Django, then conflating Django Reinhardt with the plot of Django Unchained. So there it is.
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2015-05-11 15:17:22
Wonder how much flack @jhweissmann getting for conflating Baltimore City and County in re Intergenerational Mobility plug on Slate Money
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2015-05-11 15:22:08
In @jhweissmann's defense, the Chetty paper does the same thing. Folks are used to big U.S. cities being contained within governing counties
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2015-05-11 15:27:54
Someone should design and market a $1 carbon dioxide detector for all the building and design contracts that write CO2 instead of CO.
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2015-05-11 21:17:54
I'm sure every small hospitality business owner in Baltimore City is delighted to hear the mayor's curfew may have been illegitimate.
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2015-05-11 21:19:23
Of course being eligible for a low-interest SBA loan more than makes up for missed revenue and small paychecks, right?
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2015-05-11 21:29:08
Next time Mayor SRB tells us to do something under the color of law, the new most rational choice is to just ignore it.
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2015-05-12 13:06:26
RT @BMcCarthy32: ding said the NFL's random punishment generator after a long weekend of making whirring and sputtering noises
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2015-05-12 13:49:17
Soon to be my life. Haha butts.
http://t.co/9TiIWWYskM
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2015-05-12 14:02:38
@lizrawr Analogy: A bank charging you $5 per month vs. giving 0.25% interest instead of 3%. Same money, one ticks you off and is regressive.
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2015-05-12 14:03:42
@lizrawr The whole budget is a shell game anyway. The only reason lawmakers itemize taxes and fees is to express their displeasure.
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2015-05-12 15:45:19
RT @MrTrashWheel: The ducks were having a hard time crossing my trash booms, so we made a bridge and now this is happening
http://t.co/OfqY…
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2015-05-12 19:22:58
RT @baynardwoods: #mckeldinfountain
http://t.co/Cqjd53vyEE
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2015-05-12 19:39:15
My iPhone: Amazon Music was playing, but now WiFi is off and phone streaming is disabled. So I'll just play this random Christmas carol, OK?
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2015-05-12 20:13:06
RT @emptywheel: How to compose a picture w/6'8" man and his 5'1" superior to emphasize her stature.
https://t.co/LZnObh2m0A
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2015-05-12 20:14:43
RT @ReutersUS: BREAKING: Madison, Wisconsin police officer will not face charges in fatal shooting of black 19-year-old: prosecutor
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2015-05-12 20:18:39
RT @MolotovFlicker: Sunny Hostin on surprising amount of details made public by Wisconsin prosecutor: "I'm calling this the Mosby effect."
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2015-05-12 20:41:18
RT @wesbos: Super excited for this new O’Reilly book
http://t.co/PnhQuG3257
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2015-05-12 20:46:59
HoCo bans firearms in county buildings. Why? Someone violating this law already on the hook under MD law, right?
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2015-05-13 15:59:52
Loan officer tries to say that $30k in savings over 30 year refinance is the same as $1,000/yr. I explain amortization schedules. #notmyjob
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2015-05-13 16:05:55
Explaining amortization to people who don't already know it is like trying to explain the "last dollar" of marginal tax rates.
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2015-05-13 16:25:54
@sdawncasey Stop tweeting and take cover
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2015-05-13 16:30:05
@sdawncasey Warnings are issued when radar indicates strong circular motion or one is spotted. They are for very small very specific areas
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2015-05-13 19:07:35
Asked a county firefighter how many hoarding cases they see locally, and how bad. Said hoarders don't hold a candle to the bariatric calls.
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2015-05-13 19:44:49
Did anyone else notice the surveying helicopter working a grid pattern over downtown?
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2015-05-13 19:49:45
@TheBrownWord Yep its just working its way slowly south via a east-west pattern across the city. Did some close OH passes on our bldg
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2015-05-14 15:36:20
I can't remember the last time I took a survey that was well designed.
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2015-05-14 16:22:42
I can't imagine ever using this, but I'm glad it exists
https://t.co/cR0t0bQQMy
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2015-05-15 15:11:06
RT @SteveMatthews12: Greenspan: Get ready for another taper tantrum
http://t.co/sDzFCTB1hpvia @CNBC
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2015-05-15 15:12:46
The phrase "taper tantrum" to describe market disruption from higher interest rates is awesome. WAH MY TVM ISN'T FAAAAAIR
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2015-05-18 14:43:39
Easy access to plentiful caffeine is in the top 3 reasons I don't live in a cardboard box in a gutter right now.
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2015-05-18 21:18:10
Good Guy Monty Hall wants to impart his knowledge. Your Scumbag Brain doesn't believe it:
http://t.co/M1pnCmDcmb
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2015-05-18 21:20:33
@Bmorejourno Not confusing from a traffic flow perspective. Out of Service bus can get back to where the riders are faster than in service
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2015-05-18 21:31:13
RT @ignu: I don't know why I ever look up USPS tracking numbers. The only states it has is:
- What? We don't know what this is.
- You mu…
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2015-05-18 21:31:43
RT @dntlookbehindu: Wife: WTF is in the window? Me: The festive collinear antenna! Wife: Get it down. Me: Festive!
http://t.co/R8iHXC8A7C
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2015-05-18 22:03:21
Lots of police outside Citgo station at Harford Road and 25th St.
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2015-05-19 01:36:57
My wife just got a blaring flash flood warning on her phone. My phone across the room got crickets. Wth Verizon?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-05-19 01:38:40
@zegolf definitely have not opted out. When they happen at work downtown I'm one of the dozens of phone klaxons. Home? Crapshoot.
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2015-05-19 12:39:57
Settling in to my work day with my @baltimorebrew coffee mug and a @polymtl paper
http://t.co/5WapuMu776http://t.co/VHUwU9uKSf
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2015-05-19 14:18:58
RT @phil_g: Neat. Howard County uses
http://t.co/fqRsM4DsKjfor citizen problem reporting.http://t.co/HdkbCtfRGb(@vees, have you seen thi…
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2015-05-19 17:00:07
@philshapiro Entrepreneurs can't be chained down by residences
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2015-05-19 17:00:39
@philshapiro Besides, if an entrepreneur got a residence they'd probably mortgage it to fund their next big company idea
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2015-05-20 15:32:04
Wife sends me a status update text: phrase "[child] ate potting mix" a casual addition to list of terrible things that happened since 8am.
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2015-05-20 15:43:49
@wildbluebug I'm not worried about it
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2015-05-21 02:23:58
I want to set up a SDR just to retweet EAS duck farts from KEC83.
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2015-05-21 14:37:53
@RateYourRide Compliments to driver of 11027 bus on #19 route this morning. So cheerful to everyone, brightened my morning.
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2015-05-21 14:38:46
RT @AlexanderAbdo: The FBI has a classified understanding of "U.S. persons" . . .
http://t.co/7RA5qN4eKr
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2015-05-21 14:43:38
Achievement Unlocked: Used a WMATA SmarTrip card on an MTA bus fare.
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2015-05-21 15:47:48
Would you do business with a loan officer who calls the amount of money originally loaned your "principle?"
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2015-05-21 15:51:30
BCPS superintendent issues PR applauding generosity of county council budget allotment, which probably means the school system got too much.
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2015-05-21 16:35:56
@WBALDash Are you A-list or B-list invitations?
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2015-05-21 18:16:38
RT @BrianfromABC2: .@ATFHQ wanted poster for suspect setting off crude explosives at Penn North #BaltimoreRiots #FreddieGray
http://t.co/0x…
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2015-05-21 19:13:58
The AFSK data burst ringtone for incoming texts on my phone is slowly desensitizing my co-workers to the sound of Emergency Alert System
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2015-05-21 19:17:17
echo "ZCZC-EAS-DMO-024005+0015+2701033-KC2AEI-" | minimodem --tx same -f ringtone.wav
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2015-05-21 20:32:30
The one thing missing from my day was a photo of a dead oil-covered pelican. Thanks every news station on Twitter.
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2015-05-21 21:28:35
Can anyone tell my why downtown is in something approaching complete gridlock right now.
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2015-05-23 20:26:53
Four county council members thought it was a good idea to extend legal door-to-door soliciting into 5 to 7 p.m. aka "family dinner time."
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2015-05-24 11:44:00
"You know why your property hasn't sold? It's ten dollars over-priced. Let's fix that."
http://t.co/jATDRRPS28
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2015-05-25 13:50:02
RT @baltimoresun: 18 people were shot this weekend in Baltimore. 33 have been killed so far in May.
http://t.co/m8f1Fjs57t
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2015-05-26 12:57:10
Glad I come in to downtown via surface roads. There's always another artery road I can take in if one gets fucked. There's only one I-395.
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2015-05-26 13:36:01
RT @TheMDTA: Balt City SB & NB I-95 ramps to inbound I-395 (Ex53) REOPENED. #baltraffic
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2015-05-26 14:47:55
Aux port in the 2007 Camry is over-engineered. Has internal switch to detect inserted audio plugs but when switch breaks input is disabled.
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2015-05-26 14:57:01
@jurph Agree on both counts. Luckily it looks like getting access to that plug is quick, and I can just solder a single terminal to fix
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2015-05-26 15:28:52
The FHA appraiser showed up at our house for reinspection with his newborn baby, so he must be confident its safe and habitable
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2015-05-26 16:26:22
@jeffreyprice @HamiltonHills I'm not a fan because egress/igress will cause that intersection to be way worse than the cluster it is now
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2015-05-26 17:20:27
Emoji are the sacred carvings of our time. Future historical fiction will depict treasure hidden by a puzzle of smiling poop letters
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2015-05-26 19:13:38
"Rape and incest represent heinous crimes and as such should be treated as capital crimes."
http://t.co/GF7VkN8Nhy
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2015-05-26 22:06:43
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD on the scene of a shooting in Glen Arm. Man on tractor hit by gunfire. Anyone with information is asked to call …
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2015-05-27 11:45:23
RT @thepacketrat: Dear @NBCNews @TODAYshow please stop using the term "sophisticated hackers". You don't seem to know what it means.
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2015-05-27 11:46:11
@thepacketrat watching the same show, having the same reaction
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2015-05-27 17:21:24
http://t.co/tGSqexAGGi
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2015-05-27 18:14:40
A handful of people in my office just got a WEA for a severe thunderstorm watch. As usual, I didn't get one.
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2015-05-28 13:30:26
RT @ashedryden: The tech industry is becoming harder and harder to parody.
http://t.co/WF0uYpco56
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2015-05-28 16:00:49
To combat murder trend numbers, Baltimore mayor and council will legislatively divide month into "Early May" and "Late May" #problemsolved
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2015-05-28 16:09:46
RT @trevorpaglen: Can someone just write headline "NSA Spies on Millions of Gun Owners; Tea Party Activists" - that should put Patriot Act …
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2015-05-28 16:45:54
RT @justin_fenton: .@FOP3 just released statement blaming crime spike on post-#FreddieGray indecisive officers & "empowered" criminals
http…
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2015-05-28 18:37:43
It is stupid bright outside downtown.
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2015-05-29 15:20:43
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoFD on the scene of an explosion in a boiler room in the 100 block of Chesapeake Park Plaza. Two people exposed to h…
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2015-05-29 18:46:50
In case there was any doubt about the new racist four letter word in Baltimore
http://t.co/26q9qtoQJU
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-05-30 15:28:53
"It's got to be the carburetor. It's always the carburetor."
http://t.co/2sDKv37Ih1
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June
2015-06-01 15:21:17
RT @BaltimoreBNN: Parkville |ARMED ROBBERY| Taylor Ave iao Old Harford Rd. Store robbed. Suspects fled the scene.
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2015-06-01 15:41:15
Word of the day from @Dahlialithwick's Amicus podcast this morning: invidious, adj. unfairly discriminating; unjust.
https://t.co/CLhtSsHObo
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2015-06-01 16:54:00
My twitter feed is now 90% a picture of Caitlyn Jenner's crotch.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-01 17:09:32
Moving 2.5 mi up the street, same zip, same gear, no install required. Suddenly identical @VerizonFiOS service $15/mo more expensive. Lame!
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2015-06-01 18:14:54
Pretty clear @GovernorOMalley won't win because even Marylanders don't like him. @forecasterenten delivers the data:
http://t.co/K4Z0T49bJU
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2015-06-01 18:24:20
@aCraigPfeifer At least that will be fun to watch him walk back all his comments about how dynasties don't belong in politics
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2015-06-02 01:27:20
Today I realized our mortgage principal will not be as low again as it is today until July 2034.
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2015-06-02 15:15:12
I need to stop using a "rolling the dice" gesture at work when describing random probability. Co-workers keep misinterpreting.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-02 15:32:46
RT @jemillerwbal: Shower stall at Balto City Jail..part of new complaint about treatment of detainees at the scandal ridden facility
http…
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2015-06-02 15:33:49
@missfidget What's wrong with those numbers?
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2015-06-02 15:44:21
@lizhenry Is this @sfmta_muni you're on right now?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-02 16:07:49
@sdawncasey Did you know if you shake an imaginary container of salt over your mouth you can actually taste it?
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2015-06-02 16:11:38
Would be interesting to quantify the percentage of email threads I'm on where I'm the only non-Gmail address.
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2015-06-02 16:17:00
@sdawncasey Just don't try it in public
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2015-06-03 15:56:44
@tom_swiss The Bill Me Later service?
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2015-06-03 20:57:42
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Have you seen Emmanuel Adebisi? Call 410-887-2361 #MissingPerson
http://t.co/zhAGEio4Ryhttp://t.co/BQkQdx86LB
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2015-06-04 15:11:33
RT @caitlin_carlson: Signal out at Ebenezer Rd and Pulaski Highway in White Marsh
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2015-06-08 14:54:38
To the driver who blew past me on I-83 with license plate "SUP YO": I ain't even mad.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-10 00:44:15
At OPACY and wondering exactly when high-waisted jean shorts came (back?) in style. Also when they'll go back out again.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-06-10 00:46:10
Seriously it's like a sea of bright orange and faded denim out here. Did I accidentally park in a time machine?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-10 01:12:17
I liked baseball better before video reviews.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-10 15:10:43
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Units en route to reported tractor - trailer fire on top of Key bridge ^ LL
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-10 17:24:17
From now on whenever anyone asks me what I do for a living I'm just going to show them this Kotaku illustration
http://t.co/RHTccenWiF
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-10 19:15:57
HDR pictures in your listing make me think its conveniently located in either Parkville or the Blade Runner universe
http://t.co/v92teTHpjD
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-06-10 21:39:38
"This is the internet! Not a feelings factory."
http://t.co/QMa7OHxBW7
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-11 16:06:03
I only recently discovered that the phrase "call DYFS" is a phrase only people who grew up in NJ understand.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-11 16:07:57
RT @PINACnews: #Maryland Corrections Officers Threaten to Arrest PINAC Journalists For Recording Interview on Constitution Street
http://t.…
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2015-06-11 16:13:49
@yesthattom Being an early adopter doesn't mean you need to be a tech martyr. If he had a reason for each one it means at least he tried it.
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2015-06-11 19:02:07
Listed at $259k. Last sold Dec 2014 for $110k. Color me skeptical you added $149k of value to this property in 6 mo.
http://t.co/PwnQkgs5WV
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2015-06-11 19:56:15
RT @Point_Mutation: I fell in love with the microcentrifuge... typical woman in the lab. #DistractinglySexy
http://t.co/JFXZPrjWgv
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2015-06-11 20:31:25
RT @lukebroadwater: Public records I received came in an envelope first used by Kurt Schmoke, mayor of Baltimore, in 1991
http://t.co/6iSxv…
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2015-06-12 12:48:42
Oh my god I am literally only 6 years away from being able to join the QCWA.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 13:25:30
In four hours Windows Update is going to ruin my day. I'm too busy to reboot now and I'll miss the dialog later.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 14:17:02
If you replace "cloud" with "other people's computers" and "big data" with "every customer record" you will understand my world better.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 14:22:54
Cloud-based big data analysis is "renting other people's computers to run reports on all the info you have about all your customers."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 14:56:41
Bill Pasternak WA6ITF, SK. Posthumous thanks for the media boost during the Swatch Satellite debacle in 1999. (HT @w2lj)
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 15:07:22
Basically Javascript:
http://t.co/XmwIp8fgMf
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 15:08:44
RT @thegypsytruck: We're here for you! Pratt n Commerce. It's HOT on the truck, but we have cool street eats
http://t.co/wEReb8aBbW
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 17:06:05
Anyone sell a notary journal that's the size of a Moleskine pocket notebook? The only ones I can find are desk sized. I'm an on-the-go guy.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 17:13:55
You whippersnappers aren't even old enough to remember when the county website was
http://t.co/nSEIqfNg5y
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 17:20:42
@gfitzp I'm trying to figure out why they sunset those old hostnames. Did they have to give them up to get access to .gov TLD?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 17:21:24
So this is what a White House looks like in year 7.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-12 20:38:07
"[A] survey of graduating high school seniors revealed that over 50 percent thought that Sodom and Gomorrah were husband and wife."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-13 01:56:12
Good thing I took a good drivers license photo in 2010. I had no idea I'd have the same one for the next 11 years.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-13 01:58:30
It's nothing close to this lovely profile picture mug but it's definitely passable. And it's me in my late 20s so that's nice too.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-15 14:04:12
Anyone want to take bets on when I get the letter stating that the SF-86 I filled out in 2006 is now also stored in a Chinese spy database?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-15 20:55:39
The Smores flavor destroys any pretense of these Pop Tarts being a not unhealthy mid-day snack.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-15 20:59:03
Life in 2015: Listening to track called "Bass Cannon". The lyrics are "Bass cannon (let the bass cannon kick it)" repeated x100
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-16 00:08:54
I understand most of the traffic icons but the one makes me think I should avoid the mall and time paradoxes.
http://t.co/xO1skFbmmu
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-06-16 14:14:04
So glad I left the house before the #RachelDonezal interview came on. It sounds like a lot of heads are exploding from the justifications.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-16 15:34:10
From 1999-2015 @governoromalley had some level of executive authority over Baltimore City Schools. HT @dennisthecynic
http://t.co/BMiFMD3K0t
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2015-06-16 16:04:03
RT @city_paper: ICYMI: @SusanReimer and @Juliemore take buyouts from @baltimoresun, more possibly coming:
http://t.co/0cuDBtXMVa
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2015-06-16 17:50:41
RT @justin_fenton: Baltimore Police union learns the joys of Md's Public Information Act
http://t.co/Bo6DHKcmEw
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-06-16 18:03:41
Quantified Civic: Lifetime MPG: 29.3. Last 305 miles MPG: 27.9.
http://t.co/teRNy0Hrw2
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2015-06-17 02:00:39
RT @EricWFMJ: Real nice pass of the International Space Station coming up at about 10:15. Details:
http://t.co/obu1d5UER2
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2015-06-17 13:39:49
RT @s13mon: Why machines will never replace humans. They just don't understand us.
http://t.co/0qeMBxq5mt
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2015-06-17 13:44:08
RT @thepacketrat: OPM was in kind of a hurry to get this contract out: 5 days from RFQ to award.
http://t.co/732o6rHhpq
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2015-06-17 13:49:02
@justingeorge That happened to some folks from my office. Guards do know they can't enforce it, but demand anyway.
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2015-06-17 14:53:35
Bruce Wayne fatally shot in Parkville.
http://t.co/L8GQvk3OLi#toosoon
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2015-06-17 14:55:27
RT @jbendery: Email to all House staff this a.m.: OPM breach wider than 1st thought. BG files of ppl w past/present security clearances may…
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2015-06-17 14:56:42
OPM says past security clearances included in leak. Called it.
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2015-06-17 18:37:06
Best tl;dr: "We have a Latina Supreme Court Justice swearing in the the first black attorney general with a black abolitionist’s bible."
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2015-06-17 20:47:45
Never thought @OverleaRocks would be Internet famous for being #relentlesslygay. But there it is.
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2015-06-18 13:34:13
RT @FBI: Active manhunt underway to locate #Charleston shooting subject. Please review photos & report tips to 1-800-CALL-FBI.
http://t.co/…
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2015-06-18 13:36:26
RT @holy_chao: Ask yourself: Why would the white terrorist in the #CharlestonShooting choose to act right now? Why in the way that he did?
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2015-06-18 14:12:22
Just went to a page on the IBTimes where TWO video ads started playing at the same time over the music in my headphones. Jarring!
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2015-06-18 14:27:38
Bulletin to Millennials: A Father's Day email with the subject "Daddy Dearest" gives me the heebie-jeebies. Google Christina Crawford.
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2015-06-18 14:32:55
RT @keithboykin: The new face of terror looks a lot like the old face of terror. #DylanRoof #CharlestonShooting
http://t.co/TrZcUFcpog
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2015-06-18 16:29:19
Last words heard at POTUS presser feed: "What would you do differently on gun control?"
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2015-06-18 18:49:39
RT @CommLawBlog: EAS Rules Revised
http://t.co/iaH5XNdHvz
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2015-06-19 14:13:25
Anecdotal increase in spam referencing
http://t.co/ZF77SnnbV0hosted domains today
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2015-06-19 14:23:58
"Don't underestimate the appeal of the irascible old man who speaks truths." -@jbouie
http://t.co/HQzr2VOLat
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2015-06-21 01:12:45
@JoannaFBB My computer is cross-posting raw Emergency Alert Messages from the weather radio. TOR = Tornado. 024005 = Baltimore County.
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2015-06-21 01:14:05
@joannafbb Here you go
http://t.co/4gRE2KGNps
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2015-06-21 14:20:27
Just overloaded a laptop power supply by keying up a portable radio too close.
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2015-06-22 13:37:57
The UHear app and my Sennheiser HD 280 headphones peg my hearing loss as mild in my right ear. No surprise for 35.
http://t.co/qzkfU3BS9E
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2015-06-22 14:28:58
Last night I slept on my arm in a certain way that's making typing this morning very painful. Time to locate some aspirin.
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2015-06-22 14:52:27
RT @BaltimoreTom: My 8 yo found a loophole. He discovered he can tell any of us to 'shut up' as long as he follows it with 'and dance with …
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2015-06-22 17:08:32
Ragu, Bertolli Make Agency Change Under New Ownership
http://t.co/9PksaUElfc
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2015-06-22 17:23:01
Martin O'Malley is coming out hard against guns. Maybe that worked in Maryland elections...
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2015-06-22 20:28:16
Thoughts and prayers with Governor @LarryHogan
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2015-06-22 20:39:43
Hogan: "The best news is that my odds of getting through his and beating this are much, much better than my odds of beating Anthony Brown"
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2015-06-22 21:39:06
RT @ChaseMit: Don't worry, Confederate flag supporters, you may have lost the battle, but you haven't lost the w-- oh right
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2015-06-23 14:19:35
My last two emails: NWS: "Use your air conditioning today" BGE: "But not too much please"
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2015-06-23 20:50:06
NWS to warned area in PA "consider moving cars into a garage"
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2015-06-23 21:04:36
@GusSent Amazon Mechanical Turk
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2015-06-23 21:08:37
@GusSent I've only played with it on a very superficial level myself, lmk if you want to try to make something
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2015-06-23 21:43:49
RT @JustinWeather: Multiple reports of golf ball size hail and some broken windows in Cockeysville/Hunt Valley MD. Be safe
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2015-06-24 00:39:46
Awesome clouds over Parkville right now. Are these round enough to be Mammatus? @JustinWeather
http://t.co/3qbHeaoTkc
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2015-06-24 12:10:02
Minor accident at Perring Parkway southbound at Taylor Avenue #BALTraffic
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2015-06-24 16:11:48
Today I learned Millenials use eggplant emoji to mean penis. #🍆 #kidsthesedays
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2015-06-24 16:20:14
Recent fashion phenomenon: tight clothing reveals unsightly FitBit lines
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2015-06-24 16:42:56
@magurski you appear to have given this a fair amount of thought
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2015-06-24 16:43:57
@SophieBegonia I don't think I was ever scandalized. I've been on these internets for a while.
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2015-06-24 17:15:38
U.S. Government: You shouldn't pay ransomware to recover to your data. You may now pay terrorists to recover your loved ones.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-24 20:42:12
My desk always seems to go from super cluttered to ascetic with nothing in between
http://t.co/SHoDMmwlOR
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2015-06-24 21:07:51
@genehack ascetic is a subjective term
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2015-06-25 13:32:42
My wife caught a man masturbating at @bcplinfo White Marsh before "Baby Story Time" and told the librarian. She says he's still there.
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2015-06-25 14:19:05
@bcplinfo Thank you. Because of the delay I've advised her to call county police immediately if this ever happens again.
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2015-06-25 14:31:28
SCOTUS says congress "plainly meant to avoid" a "calamitous result" yet often amendments are clearly intended as poison pills during debate.
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2015-06-25 14:35:49
@BenRossTransit What's the Thomas Johnson bridge? Is like when my E-ZPass has a "William Preston Lane Bridge" toll and I have to look it up
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2015-06-25 17:12:04
@realtormarney Buyer should provide seller so they can make complaint to MHIC for unworkmanlike repair, co's insurance can fight it out.
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2015-06-25 20:38:47
In 2013 a company recalled a device marketed to prevent SIDS after two children choked to death on its power cord. HT @laura_june
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2015-06-25 21:15:14
Proposal: Baltimore County should be renamed to Hereford County. Baltimore City should be dis-incorporated and renamed Baltimore County.
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2015-06-25 21:20:36
@jurph We could just merge Harford and Baltimore and call it Hardball County.
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2015-06-26 00:41:11
@phil_g I don't imagine that it would, but it would make it less obvious that the city was an entirely different sort of entity in MD
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2015-06-26 12:33:03
RT @ieure: Ah, finally got my Emacs setup just how I like it.
http://t.co/f0B10cZybh
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2015-06-26 15:21:10
I don't know enough about leaky Java abstractions to properly administer Jenkins.
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2015-06-26 20:34:38
@eleikus that wasn't a euphemism for watching you pee and you know it
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2015-06-29 13:21:41
Social Security Admin online account login page is timing out this morning. Probably directly related to the mass email they sent out today.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-06-29 13:22:03
@justin_fenton Don't feel bad, I had to do the same for The Wire.
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2015-06-29 13:42:40
@dj_kittycat Just an email inviting folks to login and download their annual SSA statements.
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2015-06-29 14:37:09
Are these "irrelevancy of Scalia" narratives I keep reading the construct of hobbyist court watchers or something more substantial?
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2015-06-29 14:42:16
@david_s_marks I always admire your attention to detail
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2015-06-29 15:36:37
Looking for the proper adapter to connect my iPhone 5C to a @Cybex 770T Treadmill. Will a standard 30 pin to Lightning adapter work?
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2015-06-30 13:46:54
The first charity solicitation letter that includes return address labels for my new house will receive a generous donation.
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2015-06-30 14:23:48
Fantastic Field Day 2015 report by W2LJ for NJ2SP. As a founding member of SP RACES I love seeing hometown activity:
http://t.co/Hxq3NbVTf5
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2015-06-30 15:15:24
RT @BMore_Healthy: It's been only about 90 minutes but it's already triple digits in the car. Imagine if you forgot your child inside
http…
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2015-06-30 16:28:11
Who decided that LS_COLORS='di=01;34' was a good idea?
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July
2015-07-01 05:48:38
Times when it is okay to send a flash flood warning to my phone at 1:30 a.m.: 1. When I am literally under water. 2. No, that's it.
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2015-07-01 18:32:37
RT @justingeorge: Mayor says riot gear inventory is being taken & the department will be prepared before #FreddieGray verdicts come down.
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2015-07-01 18:33:26
RT @SkipBrooks9: On a 8th field trip to DC, we had a Q&A with @VP Joe Biden. I got this letter a week later. It still inspires me.
http://t…
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2015-07-02 21:49:51
RT @USATODAY: Don't you feel safe now? TSA tweets photo and location of passenger's bag filled with $75,000
http://t.co/elUKgHXqAjhttp://t…
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2015-07-03 16:39:50
Relaxation takes different forms for different people. This is mine.
http://t.co/PHD4ma9U7m
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2015-07-07 13:31:52
RT @adamjohnsonNYC: My latest: "Zero for 40 in 14 Years: Why Do Media Still Take FBI Terror Warnings Seriously?"
http://t.co/GIwHEECT7Ehtt…
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2015-07-07 14:08:26
Being sad for Bill Cosby is like being sad when vinyl siding falls off your house and reveals rotted wood underneath. It was already rotten.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 2
2015-07-07 14:28:39
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD charges man with taking pictures up women's dresses at York Road Safeway.
http://t.co/Uhir8bsoLQ^JWhttp://t.…
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2015-07-07 16:01:23
In my ears right now:
http://t.co/HyII0rB6R1
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2015-07-07 19:56:58
Having 1000 followers on my Twitter account seems to be the trigger point for getting added to PR agency auto-follow lists.
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2015-07-07 20:20:13
@samanthasquared Not exactly. I've been oscillating ±20 for the last two months or so. They're obviously fake, so what's to brag about?
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2015-07-08 20:05:19
Deputy Police Commissioner Kevin Davis to replace Anthony W. Batts as the Baltimore Police Commissioner effective immediately.
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2015-07-09 13:47:51
The worst part about being a notary public is that some lawyers do shitty work and I'm constrained by law from mentioning it.
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2015-07-09 14:16:20
I"m surprised Netflix didn't just cut loose all Chicago-based customers in response to the cloud tax.
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2015-07-09 14:55:59
@bosconet Amazon will probably not have to incur any additional expense to build out their local tax collection infrastructure. Netflix tho?
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2015-07-09 21:49:06
Well I've pretty much just lost faith in humanity
https://t.co/Nho3HDxTsk
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2015-07-10 14:32:11
Ryland Homes calls Rushley Road in Parkville "Minutes from Baltimore’s Inner Harbor" in ad spread. Yes, 30 minutes. A half hour.
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2015-07-10 14:35:10
@TimHillRocks Technically every major project I've worked on, I have completed in minutes.
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2015-07-10 14:52:45
@david_s_marks This tweet got cut off in the middle
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2015-07-10 17:52:55
Did encryption prevent the FBI from knowing that Dylan Roof shouldn't be able to buy a firearm? The answer may surprise you! (It's "No")
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2015-07-12 12:04:16
RT @baynardwoods: To Americans who say Greece must pay its debts-let China say that to us. Like old saying-owe $10000 bank owns u, owe $100…
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2015-07-13 12:11:49
Speed enforcement on Perring Parkway north of putty Hill Avenue #BALTraffic
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2015-07-13 13:57:25
Summertime means long highway trips and increased fuel efficiency. Cumulative average finally trending up again.
http://t.co/psjkvTpIWr
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2015-07-13 13:59:04
@sugarfreak You may also want to put in a 311 request, assuming you haven't already.
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2015-07-13 14:12:14
@sugarfreak If talking with BGE doesn't get results, I've never had a BGE issue that a letter to OPC didn't fix.
http://t.co/2yFcmjXrTT
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2015-07-13 15:19:59
A product I would buy: A physical Bluetooth button that mimics the +15 second button on the Apple Podcasts app.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-13 15:42:29
@ralban There are plenty of products that come really close. I can do most of this from my Pebble, but not a 15 second skip with one tap
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2015-07-13 15:44:50
@ralban On Android I'm guessing?
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2015-07-13 15:48:19
@ralban The Apple Podcasts app is another thing that does about 80% of what I want. Not worth the effort to start all over.
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2015-07-13 16:12:01
Thanks to @BaltimoreBrew for keeping up on the investigation of of James Bethea's death
https://t.co/QvF1HBMGqj
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2015-07-13 18:39:58
RT @kathrynschulz: I wrote about the earthquake that will eat the Pacific Northwest:
http://t.co/jZRkc1NcgM
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2015-07-14 01:56:21
I know I'm late to the party but damn the last season of How I Met Your Mother is a huge disappointment.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-14 14:16:01
My iPhone last night: BRAAAAAAP YOU CALL IT MIDNIGHT BUT I CALL IT FLASH FLOOD WARNING O'CLOCK FUCKER OH WERE YOU SLEEPING MY BAD BRAAAAAAP
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-14 14:17:49
RT @Shit_TQ_Says: If I see the rednecks putting in earplugs, I'm putting in some damn earplugs.
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2015-07-14 18:15:46
"Being a snail of a retiring and contented disposition"
https://t.co/LCuNiEiNQH
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2015-07-14 18:25:35
"The eruption of her implants caused severe damage to her rectum, colon, and lower intestines."
http://t.co/WEJsVYnQwe
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2015-07-15 14:11:47
Prime Day is a bust for me. I missed the great deals on the two things I want and everything else isn't appealing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-15 14:51:20
And another two deals that were completely sold out before I even saw them. And what is this Wait List bullshit?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-15 19:28:44
Amazon's garage sale indeed. Ooh 1500 watt gas generator $169... click... NOPE ALL SOLD OUT how about Hair Loss Prevention Organic Shampoo?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-15 22:02:55
Check out this cool episode:
https://t.co/E8RhFlgIpahttp://t.co/ECky44E3VZ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-16 00:41:14
Best pace in 2015 today: 12:20 min/mi over 2.24 miles. Looks like a <38 min 5K relay leg @bsarsgard @bpoulin
http://t.co/T4cDFAzVCz
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2015-07-16 13:52:15
Only 14 days to Team Brobigayil 15K relay race @abigayil @bpoulin how are we looking for time?
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2015-07-16 14:43:31
Someone in my office just got a IRS scam call at her work number and they knew her name and home address. Scary stuff!
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-07-16 14:52:53
Sometimes I wonder why I don't get those scam calls and then I realize that what Google Voice doesn't filter, I just don't pick up.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-16 15:21:25
@MEHOKIE @TheBrownWord From what I heard it sounded more like a credit report hack
- Favorites: 17, Retweets: 4
2015-07-16 15:22:04
Yesterday I received my new passport with the RFID chip installed and I just can't get worked up about it. What's happened to me?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-16 20:33:38
@abigayil @bpoulin Don't let @KelseyAnnT and @bsarsgard put us to shame
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2015-07-16 22:53:01
@1kevgriff you can part together a pretty good system for under $100 on Amazon
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2015-07-19 15:01:04
Time 11:00 am, Temperature 87.4 F
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2015-07-20 14:00:41
Ashley Madison user database hacked and posted online. Couldn't have happened to nicer people.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-20 14:43:56
AWS Identity and Access Management is infuriatingly complex.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-20 15:49:31
Ashley Madison claims to have removed all their leaked data from the whole Internet, a feat even the U.S. Government can't accomplish.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 2
2015-07-20 16:48:45
RT @BACOPoliceFire: BCoFD plans to bill insurers for patient transport. Chief Hohman: "Residents will not pay a penny."
http://t.co/oQp1N2Z…
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2015-07-20 16:49:28
@genehack Yes
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2015-07-20 16:52:18
@tom_swiss Or: private insurers have been profiting from the county's beneficence until now, and we haven't subrogated for our Medicaid dues
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-20 16:52:31
RT @ftrain: The 37 million AshleyMadison users should chill about the big hack; after all, it's just metadata.
http://t.co/SJXUazu1Bd
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2015-07-20 19:40:06
RT @barbhaynes: #DonaldTrump is like if a Comments Section ran for office.
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2015-07-21 13:10:11
Latest parenting derp: The radiation from digital baby monitors causes autism. But not analog ones. They're safe.
http://t.co/S6DXoMsB8Q
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2015-07-21 13:59:06
I left my black pens at home. I have only blue and red. This day is ruined.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-21 14:00:51
@TimHillRocks Exactly! Plus both of my bound notebooks are entirely black ink so far. It's terrible.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-21 14:11:58
RT @caitlindewey: I wish this was real
http://t.co/I1GuSGQUM8
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2015-07-21 18:14:25
For a random peek into my life, go here:
https://t.co/GHQBnOwr3D
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-21 19:04:38
RT @PatWarrenWJZ: City council passes bill requiring restaurants/carry-outs to post health dept violations resulting in shut-downs #WJZ @cb…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-21 19:08:58
RT @JustinKownacki: BusinessTown's satire keeps getting sharper:
http://t.co/uKrWZt9XfEhttp://t.co/2IugQcYAvG
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2015-07-21 20:54:04
We adopted a kitten and mother cat today. My wife finally has the dream of cats who groom each other.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-07-22 12:58:32
RT @AccessDNR: Invasive #Snakeheads Found Above Great Falls!
http://t.co/fVCKlB7tkOhttp://t.co/7MVhWy9k4d
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-22 13:53:46
Great deal today on these over-the-ear Bluetooth headphones if anyone is looking to buy a pair. My dad loves his.
http://t.co/1TaVi0NQSy
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-22 13:55:32
RT @BaltoSpectator: 12 hours after 2 people were shot, scenes of carnage remain. Where's the cleanup @MayorSRB, @BaltimorePolice???
http://…
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2015-07-22 20:56:52
Classic @PhilDarnowsky (2001)
https://t.co/jTWytlrrEl
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2015-07-23 20:49:46
PIcture of the day: My wife @caitlin_carlson hugging a unicorn
https://t.co/uy9eSy3OfM
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2015-07-24 15:14:31
Latest @shanselman podcast with @mj1856 made nostalgic for @kendallmiller rants about the hidden complexity of time at @mindovrmachines
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-07-24 15:28:45
RT @politicalmath: Oh yes, a criminal inquiry will spell "trouble" for Hillary.
She could River Tam a pile of nuns & the NYT would endors…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-24 15:29:01
@politicalmath @CaseySoftware If the nuns are already in a pile why bother?
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2015-07-24 15:29:28
RT @NYPD24Pct: Summer=crowds. Protect your stuff. We @ 24 r not the fashion police but fanny packs present a special case.
http://t.co/Ouyu…
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2015-07-24 15:31:00
@CaseySoftware @politicalmath Pretty sure the proper plural is "a convent of nuns"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-07-24 17:29:04
Picture of the day from Harford County. Honestly, they should have seen this coming.
https://t.co/lVSzK5jHsY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-24 20:37:18
Quite possibly the best picture of @jasoninprogress ever
https://t.co/nGOUiCCvDy
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2015-07-26 02:08:46
Any Python coders know why json.dumps encodes Kuşadası as 'Ju\u015fadas\u0131' but .encode('utf-8') yieids 'Ku\xc5\x9fadas\xc4\xb1'?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-07-27 13:37:45
I read "Never Let Me Go" and dismissed it as dystopian fiction. Then a redditor posts their actual donor life story
http://t.co/mym1IQm9c7
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2015-07-27 14:34:34
@dj_kittycat Is this a standard government form or something agency specific?
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2015-07-27 15:18:43
Let's just enter this data in the original language with Unicode, I said. It'll force me to learn how Django handles Unicode, I said.
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2015-07-27 15:28:43
@genehack n̦̪͋̈̄̅͌ͥe̴̺͇v͎̗̟͕ͤ̇ͬ̊́̋e̙͝r͖̠͎̩̥̄̊ͫ͐ ͎̼̗͕̝̱̻̓͒̀ą̗̫͚ͧ̑̂̎ͅg̾ ̗̙̫̠ͧ̀͗́̒͡ͅa̞̠̤ͨ̇̒ͨ͜i͇̍͒̒̚n̋͐̋̾̐҉̳͓̹͍̗̲͍
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2015-07-27 17:33:13
Photo of the day, my paternal grandparents Bill Carlson and Peggy Carlson circa 1978, from his slide archives
https://t.co/GL24UbYH4D
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2015-07-27 18:03:06
Order of precedence, cola edition: Pepsi, Coke with real sugar, Coke, Pepsi with real sugar, any generic cola.
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2015-07-27 19:52:35
RT @NodePing: We've had an issue with an upgrade today that sent some false 'down' alerts. We apologize and are working hard to correct th…
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2015-07-27 21:28:57
@d9jms Mountain Dew isn't a cola, so the list stands. When I do my ranking list of orange flavored drinks it'll be there
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2015-07-28 11:10:01
RT @drpuffa: Deploying with git...
Life before: 😥 Life after: 😀
#webdev #coding #productivity
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2015-07-28 11:39:35
RT @trevortimm: This is just…there are no words
http://t.co/cqlTRQJAj4http://t.co/qvazmtMpDJ
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2015-07-28 18:15:36
Does this type of design have a name? Google isn't coming up with anything:
http://t.co/QNpQANayAh
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2015-07-28 22:05:05
Listening to the city that breeds podcast with the quietest @carolsott I've ever heard
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2015-07-28 22:25:11
@CarolSOtt that plus your quiet mic and I hardly recognized you
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2015-07-29 15:32:22
@david_s_marks Your background in transportation policy shows from how excited you are about road resurfacing lately :)
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2015-07-29 15:34:05
@david_s_marks 140 chars too short to mention circulator and bicycle beltway in a grammar friendly tweet, but I've noticed
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2015-07-29 15:43:39
@brookeissocial It's OK if that someone is you. That's what the train is for.
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2015-07-29 18:28:39
Photo of the day: My grandparents in London with Big Ben in the distance, date unknown
https://t.co/l5OvuUoR2I
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2015-07-30 16:23:37
Picture of the day: drip sandcastles on Assateague Island beach
https://t.co/CESDTOtsu0
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2015-07-30 23:33:27
Our house is constantly filled with the artificially generated sounds of nature.
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2015-07-31 16:35:19
Couldn't remember where I took this picture but Google Images recognized it instantly as a wall in Philadelphia
https://t.co/kGjENWmNzA
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2015-07-31 16:41:56
@dennisthecynic In grandfather's slides right-clicking in Chrome to "Search for this Image" has about a 7% success rate for world landmarks
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2015-07-31 16:44:40
@dennisthecynic TinEye has been able to do this pretty well for a while. Google made it a little easier.
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2015-07-31 19:32:49
RT @bpoulin: Race #s ready! Corporate Challenge #BOMF @havashelia_NA @bsarsgard @kfredders @abigayil @vees @KelseyAnnT @thek1dSM
http://t.c…
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2015-07-31 22:54:51
#BOMF @KelseyAnnT @bsarsgard and @bpoulin ready to race
http://t.co/ZftnNqnHZX
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August
2015-08-01 01:09:18
@bpoulin So glad I always have this picture to remember sitting on that angry anthill
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2015-08-01 01:39:22
Training paid off! 3.26 miles in 33:28 for a 10:16 pace. Combined team effort 15k in under 90 min @bpoulin @abigayil
http://t.co/fRhutGUODe
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2015-08-03 01:31:31
Official 15K time posted: 1:29:14.3 with a 9:36 pace. Good job @bpoulin @abigayil #BOMF #HavasHelia
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2015-08-04 20:54:44
RunKeeper's sharing tool is obnoxious so here's a terrain map of my 6.66 mile hike unencumbered by a login screen
http://t.co/Ri9ggINauo
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2015-08-05 00:06:41
Not supposed to code to metrics, but the Github "current streak" stat is so damn motivating.
https://t.co/eoi1bMAXV1http://t.co/hpBVfOP1ny
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2015-08-05 20:59:35
My county scanner radio is back online now powered by a Raspberry Pi. Weird audio, working on it.
http://t.co/TJkORvWhwo
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2015-08-06 01:11:23
Ran into this little snake in Ricketts Glen State Park in PA. Can anyone identify?
https://t.co/AvQgdz0YSC
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2015-08-06 01:24:55
@jurph Snake ID looks good but that first link you sent has enough spam/spyware links that I had to slam 3 tabs shut as soon as I clicked
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2015-08-06 15:13:38
Got a great deal on an Aukey Bluetooth speakers but it makes a clicking sound when it charges. First time I've encountered that.
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2015-08-06 16:00:37
NPR: "Donald Trump is the front-runner in polls and gets to be at the center of the stage." Also: comedy show writers everywhere rejoice.
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2015-08-06 16:23:55
So @AukeyOfficial changed the model being sold as @amazon ASIN B00KNOGK48 from BT013 to SK-G7. Now I can't leave an appropriate review
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2015-08-06 16:24:28
(By the way don't buy the Aukey BT013 it makes a clicking sound when you charge and play at the same time. Two stars)
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2015-08-06 18:11:22
Picture of the day: Out hiking with wife and sister in Ricketts Glen State Park this week
https://t.co/IbiyZ9gDts
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2015-08-06 18:12:47
Also since this one is too cute for words:
https://t.co/8szpNGGlRh
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2015-08-07 19:48:55
Took a picture on a dive in Phuket, Thailand. Is this an anchor, an intentional reef, or something else?
https://t.co/QoIuoI60Nc
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2015-08-07 20:07:13
How this neurologist used Twitter to help treat a stroke
http://t.co/GJOT4aswJUvia @kevinmd
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2015-08-08 00:05:09
@robwilkerson five stars. We hiked on a Monday morning and it still got crowded towards the afternoon but it's beautiful!
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2015-08-08 00:07:10
@robwilkerson we just did a day trip in to the waterfall trail from my parents place about 90 min away in PA. Closest town is Benson
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2015-08-08 18:14:28
RT @byronclarknz: I set up my web browser to automatically change "political correctness" to "treating people with respect"
http://t.co/yvN…
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2015-08-10 13:11:08
RT @justin_fenton: Following up: Photographer Noah Scialom has posted the picture of officer pointing gun at crowd last night
http://t.co/0…
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2015-08-10 13:59:48
@DreamHost Please prioritize ticket 6936725 Passenger on skymaster not working and my Django sites are defaulting to the static directory!
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2015-08-10 14:29:39
Our daughter is too cute for words:
https://t.co/czBvho9TNnphoto by Jessica Cee Photographyhttp://t.co/rgch3RDvKscc @caitlin_carlson
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2015-08-10 16:02:57
@DreamHostCare Just re-checked the site and the issue seems to be resolved now. Thank you so much.
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2015-08-10 16:13:21
I'm back at Inbox Zero. If you've been waiting on a reply from me you probably got it this morning. You're welcome.
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2015-08-10 16:51:07
@dj_kittycat No emails at all
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2015-08-10 16:52:37
@dj_kittycat Anything that's archived or filed doesn't require any further action
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2015-08-10 17:15:23
@dj_kittycat At work I have no emails anywhere because I have workflow systems to move them into. At home not as much
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2015-08-10 18:27:41
Alert: Insecure bike lock fixtures in Baltimore
http://t.co/0HefbuR5Hf
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2015-08-10 23:20:59
RT @robpegoraro: Places where Washington Post reporters have been charged with crimes for reporting: Tehran, St. Louis County.
http://t.co/…
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2015-08-11 12:26:19
I don't use ad blockers because I'm also an advertiser, on both a micro ($100 of Google/Twitter ads a year) and macro (my employer) scale.
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2015-08-11 15:42:55
RT @rrr00bb: @ErrataRob I once did a telnet to the Oracle port and typed 'hi' to see if it was alive. Angry admin told me I crashed the se…
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2015-08-11 15:43:55
@sviehb @matthew_d_green Now it's 'f4ct0ry' Total obfuscation.
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2015-08-11 16:00:52
@karaKittenH @Undisclosedpod @annmariebrok Is it BPD or BCoPD being called out? Difference matters.
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2015-08-11 19:24:55
Good on @Canary for registering
http://t.co/N84IdYVmqZbecause you know that's what everyone is typing from the podcast ads.
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2015-08-12 13:00:29
RT @LarryHogan: I have some good news & some great news -The good news is I just finished my day 5 of 24hr chemo. The great news: I'm 1/2 t…
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2015-08-12 16:29:52
RT @Cyb3rOps: #oraclefanfic
http://t.co/xkUY1HMcwU
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2015-08-12 21:35:24
I really hate BiaduSpider. It's always going to be the same copy of jquery.js. You don't have to re-check it for every page.
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2015-08-13 17:10:02
My dermatologist complimented my pale complexion ("We like that") then made fun of me for having it ("I'm sure you don't go outside much").
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2015-08-13 17:11:16
On the plus side I apparently have "perfect" moles. A few scores of them, but all healthy looking.
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2015-08-13 17:34:49
Interesting articles in this week's @CDCgov MMWR including this one on aquarium owners palytoxin exposure from corals
http://t.co/v97HX7O1ka
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2015-08-13 19:05:48
Remember
http://t.co/jUirBtAKua?Microsoft letting folks play for free intrigued me enough to get an Azure subscription to use in bulk.
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2015-08-13 19:07:08
Baltimore selling city underground conduits to BGE will turn out exactly like Chicago selling city parking spaces to Abu Dhabi.
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2015-08-13 20:17:34
Active car fire 395/95 ramps south of the city #baltraffic
http://t.co/ZPZRt9js0r
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2015-08-13 20:30:58
Strangely satisfying to see. Now if they could just ticket the giant SUVs in the "small cars only" spaces too.
http://t.co/JDBY4UCNvn
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2015-08-13 21:40:16
I almost forgot that on Ravens game days everybody important gets a BPD escort across downtown to the stadium.
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2015-08-13 21:41:22
RT @cbsbaltimore: #LATEST: Body found at the Inner Harbor
http://t.co/SOO7Z7Jrj2http://t.co/GwAnaOmz1t
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2015-08-13 22:49:05
@dj_kittycat I'm sure the Ravens org pays well and out in the open for the service
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2015-08-14 13:57:29
RT @AvaWBAL: Woke up yesterday for work but went to the hospital instead! Easton Michael, born at 7:44 am, 7 lbs 8 oz
http://t.co/qqmNmjIeIe
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2015-08-14 16:25:31
Hi
http://t.co/eUpq4iiGaW
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2015-08-15 13:52:54
When @schneierblog calls out @dreamhost for refusing to fix infrastructure bugs, it's hard to pick a side
https://t.co/ZCPc5AtpOT
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2015-08-15 17:00:08
Anyone local need six moving boxes filled with packing paper? Email me or reply here before Tuesday.
http://t.co/F9a4N3yIJk
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2015-08-15 17:32:42
Oh Craigslist, what part of "must pick up" don't you understand?
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2015-08-17 00:44:51
Three glowing clocks visible when I enter the kitchen. They say 8:40, 8:41 and 8:42. The universe hates me.
http://t.co/hSmecIVBdI
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2015-08-17 00:46:22
@davetroy whoa dude
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2015-08-17 13:16:14
Why would you call a coffee "Breakfast Blend" and make it a decaf?! Some people just want to watch the world burn.
http://t.co/PslvIkdSXx
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2015-08-17 13:16:51
RT @textfiles:
http://t.co/rTY9Mn0mD6
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2015-08-17 14:49:32
Considering that it's 10:48 am I have eaten a lot of Oreo cookies today.
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2015-08-18 14:25:55
Just got an email about new Speedo Shine™ which I was surprised to find is not a regrettable spray-on tan product.
http://t.co/c72Zg9G9tr
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2015-08-18 14:54:11
I'm listening to to "50 Great '90s Alternative Songs" with the text lyrics turned on and they make way less sense than they did in 1995.
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2015-08-18 17:02:50
@mikesphar How long ago? Am I in for a bad breakup next week?
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2015-08-18 17:07:33
Somehow I wound up with 3 Lightning cables in my bag this morning. I may have an Apple problem.
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2015-08-18 18:35:58
Political rule: If you take credit for declining local crime during a nationwide downtrend, you need to accept blame for the upturn too.
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2015-08-18 19:14:25
RT @textfiles: In Realtime: We are barely halfway done
http://t.co/WQTHukfIbvhttp://t.co/VJPoabaLkf
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2015-08-18 20:14:29
@kylejbritt Drone ammo
https://t.co/53CctR5gly
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2015-08-18 20:20:00
Anyone with access to a large format archival-quality flatbed scanner? I have old blueprints and family photos to scan, largest 33" x 17".
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-08-18 20:39:31
@bosconet I could probably do it with some good lighting and a glass plate but I know these scanners exist and must have owners in Baltimore
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2015-08-18 20:43:38
Just posted a "creative gig" request to Craigslist for photo scanning. I worry it will be lost in a sea of camgirl and stripper wanted ads.
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2015-08-18 20:44:54
@ErrataRob True but then you have less excuse to play "hard drive meets drill press" for secure disposal.
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2015-08-18 20:46:03
@jurph No way I'm paying camgirl rates for an intern's job
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2015-08-18 20:48:08
@bosconet I am strongly considering the lower-cost solution of a regular sized scanner and image stitching if I can find one with no lip
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2015-08-18 20:49:40
RT @philsturgeon: Blogged: The Ratio of Women Speakers in Tech
https://t.co/Vg5aArWFWnSeemed relevant after the 50234th Twitter battle on …
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2015-08-18 21:13:13
Worst summary headline ever: "Man Known for Visiting Children Hospitals in Costume Fatally Struck by Car, Police Say."
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2015-08-18 22:33:53
@aresef can you tweet that stuff now. I thought it was just sms
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2015-08-19 12:15:04
I'm amazed by the variety of sensors in my car. It even knows the current barometric pressure.
http://t.co/yKagdm2nFU
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2015-08-19 12:21:19
RT @gdeems: Your checklist for more effective meetings
http://t.co/wTjAYhM2veMy boss used the timer yesterday. Effective
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2015-08-20 18:15:57
RT @CityExplainer: .@BaltimorePolice declined to name social media software used to monitor #BaltimoreUprising
http://t.co/TerT59eVPohttp:…
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2015-08-21 14:03:23
Masses of dead fish wash up near Tianjin blast site
http://t.co/yhwjoGXSMM
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2015-08-21 14:38:01
Lead Poisoning and Anemia Associated with Use of Ayurvedic Medications Purchased on the Internet
http://t.co/WcsCjSeFRcvia @CDCgov
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2015-08-21 18:14:04
RT @CairnsKcairns: A significant sanitary sewer overflow is occuring at the Patuxent River at US 1 and down river.
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2015-08-22 22:53:32
My wife: "Why are they making the Ravens announcers wear these shirts? I don't want to see man-nipples."
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2015-08-24 13:45:13
Facebook feed: First day of school, yaaaaay! Twitter feed: THE MARKET IS CRASHING, DOOOOOM!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-08-24 15:52:36
Sighted in the Jones Falls by @Bluewaterbmore: an American eel
http://t.co/7scHIPqmO6
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-08-25 13:08:53
I had to verify that the sign in the Chinese restaurant bathroom said the same thing in both languages.
http://t.co/8UtDTMjp1t
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2015-08-25 14:58:43
Fellow parents: Your back-to-school stories can't compete with this guy:
https://t.co/B30RPzXaJ7
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2015-08-25 15:49:56
Police search teams iao Cider Mill Road, Trooper 1 overhead. Police advising residents to stay inside. @cmcampbell6 @baltimoresun
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-08-25 15:50:23
Harford Hills ES on external lockdown
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2015-08-25 16:12:39
RT @JackSmithIV: A bus. This man is describing a bus.
http://t.co/Mfbx4Y9TeLhttp://t.co/H7yYSVLQ43
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2015-08-25 16:15:20
@BaltimoreGal @JackSmithIV It's like the automated check-out line in the grocery store. No talking required.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-08-25 16:22:29
Meanwhile a holding noise complaint: Allegheny Avenue, "male with a bullhorn outside" #scanner
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2015-08-25 16:24:46
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD searching area around Old Harford Rd and North Plaza Mall for escapee from Hickey school. Info? 410-307-2020. ht…
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2015-08-25 16:29:12
Police now searching the creek behind my house for missing Hickey School student. Wife says chopper is so low it is blocking sun in windows
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 2
2015-08-25 16:36:04
On scanner: Dispatcher says last time student escaped (?!) he was hiding in sheds. Checking for and in unlocked sheds/porches now
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-25 17:46:48
@sdawncasey Folks around this area are familiar with Hickey School. Media outlets are using student/escapee combination. Just following lead
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2015-08-25 21:57:26
Police helicopter over 1900 block Mountain Road for possible sighting.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-25 22:14:53
Tips to police not panning out.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-26 00:53:54
Bill 53-15 permits the outlets at White Marsh. Return address here is Towsontown Mall. Skeptical of @ProtectProcess
http://t.co/nYzRMvnlAt
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-27 12:50:52
I left the shampoo bottle at toddler height this morning. Wife reports that now crayon box and toddler are covered in shampoo.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-08-27 13:16:11
@ampledata I'm sure that day will come. She's already been covered in cold coffee when we underestimated her reach (for the last time).
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-27 14:55:29
Is it wrong that I can recognize AirFlex 2 from 10 stories up and 7 blocks away?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-28 01:26:47
@palestinelodge Why does your Fitbit wait until 9pm to warn us about the night before?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-28 01:29:39
@palestinelodge Charles is/is not a cranky bastard today. Or he will be as long as the cat in this box is dead/alive.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-28 14:29:32
Anyone get a "reverse 911" call from @BACOPoliceFire today regarding shed burglaries in Pct 8? Got one on my cell phone. Not sure how.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-31 17:19:55
YMCA Maryland says "Smoking is NOT permitted on...the [Turkey Trot] 5K course." The one being held on public roads and sidewalks? Yeah, no.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-08-31 17:24:58
Maryland State Fair news: child rapists and overdosing ride operators. (But ban drones and selfie sticks, that'll keep us safe!)
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-08-31 17:27:03
For some reason I'm having a Very Libertarian Morning here on Twitter. We'll return to normal social liberal sentiment after this break.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-08-31 17:30:36
@samanthasquared Wonder what fair founders would have made of that list of prohibited materials in 1878. Tasers, drones, selfie sticks...
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September
2015-09-01 13:02:34
Traditional versus Open Office Design: A Longitudinal Field Study
http://t.co/EyrTaDoe8X
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-01 14:03:50
Today I learned: There is a disease called congenital megacolon.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-01 14:05:09
Important note: I do not have congenital megacolon.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-01 14:48:29
Why do so many companies want to give me a free credit score now? What's in it for them?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-02 12:59:26
RT @yvonnewenger: I'm manning the newsroom, scanner and Twitter. If you see something important in Baltimore today, please let me know. #Fr…
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2015-09-02 13:17:50
#FreddieGray hashtag is filled with spammers and racist remarks. Here are the relevant folks I read 4 months ago:
https://t.co/mLjPJ6xcNk
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2015-09-02 13:24:20
RT @BmoreCityDOT: The east side of Calvert Street is now closed between Fayette and Lexington Streets. Please avoid this area.
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2015-09-02 13:34:23
Protestors blocking Pratt St at Light. #FreddieGray
http://t.co/fHAmv7Y3hI
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 2
2015-09-02 13:35:23
Police line advancing on protestors #FreddieGray
http://t.co/DHDL6PEDjn
- Favorites: 95, Retweets: 340
2015-09-02 13:36:37
Protestors have dispersed at Pratt St #FreddieGray
http://t.co/7rObVIuDnU
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 12
2015-09-02 13:40:26
Fox overhead, police have lines across crosswalk at Light and Pratt to keep roadway clear #FreddieGray
http://t.co/rtA4aLZ6y1
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-02 13:42:10
Road mostly clear but BPD is diverting Pratt St eastbound traffic to Light Street north anyway #baltraffic #freddiegray
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2015-09-02 13:44:28
Pratt Street west of Light: AVOID #baltraffic just head north first and cut over a few blocks up
http://t.co/b06ndXeFAr
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 11
2015-09-02 13:50:38
Ambulance arriving at scene of Pratt St crowd #FreddieGray Not sure for what. Only one lane getting by now
http://t.co/2DRwaTjNKf
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2015-09-02 13:53:39
RT @darrensands: Protesters chanting for officers to take off the cuffs for the injured guy. He's getting ready to be transported.
http://t…
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2015-09-02 13:54:41
RT @KaitlinObscura: This is what that looks like.
http://t.co/sgHuqA39V9
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2015-09-02 13:55:39
RT @adammaytv: mostly Quiet outside Baltimore Courthouse as hearing nears in #FreddieGray case
http://t.co/QJz7pbGCzx
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2015-09-02 13:58:26
RT @darrensands: Chaotic standoff between police and protesters has calmed almost as quickly as it started.
http://t.co/GxwcAulbOa
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2015-09-02 13:59:57
@CNN Send me an email to discuss rob@vees.net
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-02 14:08:10
@seanfomurchu Please email me to discuss rob@vees.net
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2015-09-02 14:20:43
RT @BaltimorePolice: Update- There has been 1 arrest. No Taser deployment. Most protestors are cooperating and not blocking roadways. (10:1…
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2015-09-02 14:31:00
RT @daveweigel: Voter: "Martin O'Malley is calling for..." Kasich: "Who? Should I know him? No, I'm just teasing."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-02 14:31:18
@daveweigel "Trust me, if you knew him you wouldn't like him"
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2015-09-02 14:57:26
@bdsiphotography Small consolation when nobody will pay me for it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-02 15:30:06
RT @TheShamWow: It's safe to say the media are ready for the outcome of this hearing
http://t.co/JjoVf3PZip
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2015-09-02 17:14:05
Survey from "Canadian Bankers" from Turkish static IP requests name, email, bank. Prelude to spearfish? @thepacketrat
http://t.co/Aeu7zwFp4u
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-09-02 17:33:15
Pretty much the definition of a "hockey stick graph" @kylejbritt
http://t.co/Zq9qlpu9uJ
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2015-09-02 18:52:56
RT @BaltoSpectator: #FoxTrot just did flyover of Mondawmin. All's calm. But more unmarked units continue to roll in.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-02 18:54:05
This guy:
http://t.co/aEbm7x3c74
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2015-09-02 19:31:34
RT @NWS_BaltWash: 3PM: Strong storms w/ gusty winds & small hail W & SW. Best storm chances across this region through evening.
http://t.co…
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2015-09-02 20:10:27
Latest @BaltimoreBrew article shows both aquarium and Baltimore's BOE entered into land use agreement eyes closed
https://t.co/esFnREgdF3
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2015-09-02 20:49:45
RT @normative: Yes, you read that right. // Teen Boy Will Be Charged As Adult For Having Naked Pics of a Minor: Himself
http://t.co/Uv4zLUX…
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2015-09-02 21:23:19
So relieved that had tons of re-tweets of my photo of BPD and #FreddieGray protesters and ZERO RACIST REPLIES. Good job Twitter, keep it up!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-03 14:07:03
Perspective of yesterday's protests by Russia News Today reporter written in Arabic and translated to English:
http://t.co/LmZ3LTUOnS
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2015-09-03 17:51:18
RT @pwgphoto: House of Cards filming at a home on Childs Point Road, a stand in for G7 Summit in Germany. @capgaznews #HouseofCards
http://…
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2015-09-03 17:55:29
Me: "What's auto-erotic asphyxiation called when you do it to someone else?" Co-worker: "I think it's just called murder rape."
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-03 18:06:37
Co-worker: "I wouldn't be surprised if this old bottle of liquid paper is entirely solid now." Me: "Doesn't that mean it's just paper?"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-03 19:53:13
I may have gone on a "traditional observance" rant in lodge rehearsal last night. Now to put my effort where my mouth is and make it happen.
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2015-09-03 20:05:40
@MCChocolateGuy Not quite that traditional.
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2015-09-03 20:08:14
@MCChocolateGuy More like making sure everybody leaves with new mental tools for self improvement and introspection every communication.
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2015-09-04 14:01:22
Biked 6.55 miles around Parkville just now with my daughter in the kid seat behind me. Great morning for it.
http://t.co/31onWSHnRI
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2015-09-08 13:26:37
Thanks to Facebook, the "first day of school" now comes in waves over the space of several weeks.
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2015-09-08 14:09:08
The plaintive cries of "School closing early? Are you f**king kidding me?" were heard all around my office just now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-09-08 14:11:41
@annmariebrok Many county schools don't have A/C yet, but @david_s_marks is on a personal mission to change that.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-08 14:14:50
@MCChocolateGuy Not kidding
https://t.co/IJlS2z88NY
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2015-09-08 14:16:16
RT @BlueWaterBmore: Volunteers Discover Sewage Leak in Roland Run
http://t.co/qnEbnQLCzihttp://t.co/pui7yjsbJQ
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2015-09-09 00:46:53
John McAfee for President 2016. Because if anyone can out-crazy Donald Trump, it's this spectacular son of a bitch.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2015-09-09 01:11:48
Thanks to Councilwoman Bevins for the opportunity to introduce my daughter to county government up close.
http://t.co/U3YAhMqr9C
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2015-09-09 01:13:12
When we got this flyer on our door Penny was only two months old. Today she sat quietly in a council meeting!
http://t.co/3QByzRGp7w
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2015-09-09 17:45:37
New perch in the rafters for my police scanner and Raspberry Pi streaming server. Listen:
http://t.co/TJkORvWhwohttp://t.co/VzBgpdm0rQ
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-10 14:20:12
@sarahjeong Pebble - lots of multi-time zone watchfaces
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2015-09-10 14:44:39
@bmoreconnected Tough call. When you are in a car surrounded by people, you are both unable to easily escape yet commanding a deadly weapon
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2015-09-10 14:51:42
@bmoreconnected Also not OK to inhibit intentionally inhibit ability to escape situation. Goes beyond frustrating
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2015-09-10 15:02:39
Waiting for my feed to explode with a pile of CoV decision tweets
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2015-09-10 15:07:07
And here they come
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2015-09-10 15:24:32
Lots of fire units heading east on Pratt including water rescue. Anyone know why?
http://t.co/V5XXoGCJOS
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2015-09-10 15:34:47
RT @disnazzio: FB says submerged vehicle & water rescue at Central & Lancaster
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2015-09-10 15:46:03
RT @BaltimoreOEM: Central Av blocked @ Fleet and Lancaster blocked @ Exeter while @BaltimoreFire divers investigate a car in the water
http…
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2015-09-10 15:50:15
Very likely that the petitioners will get their 26,000+ signatures for referrendum against this Bill 53-15:
http://t.co/ynpFGQqNJs
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2015-09-10 16:15:16
RT @baltimore311: Opened Aggressive Animal request via iPhone at 5314 Brabant Rd
http://t.co/G0BKh1DJZ3.Vultures on our rooftops due to tr…
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2015-09-10 16:17:23
Baltimore 311: "Aggressive Animal Request: Vultures on our rooftops due to trash and dumping"
http://t.co/vcJNjg1xOPhttp://t.co/VNbhwHzFec
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-10 16:37:08
Fun looking storms forming west of the city
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-09-10 17:38:58
High water reported at intersection of Loch Raven and Taylor
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2015-09-10 17:39:25
High water reported York Rd iao Aigburth, Towson
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2015-09-10 17:42:03
Reported traffic signal out Joppa and Belair, Nottingham
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2015-09-10 17:48:40
Busy day for BCoFD, now an MVC I-695 w/b at MD 295 n/b
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2015-09-10 20:01:50
I shed 32 Facebook friends in 5 minutes. Ask me how!
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2015-09-10 20:57:34
RT @holy_chao: Your coworkers are not your friends, though they can become them. I have many former coworker friends.
https://t.co/edM18PGw…
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2015-09-11 13:41:32
RT @baltimoresun: Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake will not seek re-election in 2016.
http://t.co/UHHwOVJC8I#breaking
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2015-09-11 13:45:14
Welcome new neighbors! "48-story 300 E. Pratt St. tower will 'dominate' Baltimore's skyline"
http://t.co/Jl4ZrlnugEvia @BaltBizOnline
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2015-09-11 17:02:18
RT @nielslesniewski: Shooting reported in the food court area at Union Station in DC.
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2015-09-12 22:53:46
So now I know that "population change" is code for black people moving in. Thanks racist neighbor I never met before tonight. Classy stuff.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-12 22:59:35
What is it about me that old racist white dudes feel inclined to voice their awful inner monologues moments after we meet? Help!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-14 13:58:29
Every week Naima Booth from the Microsoft Azure Product Team sends me an email asking if I have questions, but never answers my replies.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-14 14:24:04
My car since 5/8/2014: 13,763 miles, 468.1 gallons, $1,340.89, 29.4 mpg.
http://t.co/zqa0Rr2qcR
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2015-09-14 17:59:43
Stop taking selfies in front of Baltimore's 9/11 memorial. Seriously, just stop.
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2015-09-16 13:03:17
RT @anildash: Teachers shouldn't respond to inventive kids by calling the cops. Say how you'll #HelpAhmedMake:
http://t.co/8XnRCrTYe8(Plea…
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2015-09-16 14:25:17
RT @EricDrozd: Walking to the car this aft with @Sydonie570News and we run into a listener and regular caller! It's Jersey Bill!
http://t.c…
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2015-09-16 18:10:54
Pretty sure Irving MacArthur High and Irving Police just got called out by the President of the United States. #coolclockahmed
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 18:11:17
RT @POTUS: Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes Am…
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2015-09-16 18:29:27
Can't even list all items I brought in to high school that would have me arrested/expelled today, but the best was Army Field Manual No 3-9.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 18:32:14
Army FM 3-9 is the "Military Chemical/Biological Agents." A classmate stole it from my bag and gave to principal, who returned it to me.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 18:35:25
But this was 1995, 4 years pre-Columbine. Students were given the benefit of the doubt, and I carried a Swiss Army knife to classes.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 19:48:14
I need f.lux for font size that makes all my code gradually larger every hour I'm working for my tired old eyes.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 20:16:07
RT @cairchicago: In solidarity with @IStandWithAhmed CAIR-Chicago staff brought our clocks to work too. #IStandWithAhmed
http://t.co/NK9CWh…
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2015-09-16 20:17:19
Tweets from @POTUS and @hillaryclinton re #AhmedMohamed let me believe one day my daughter may live in a post-post-9/11 society.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 20:22:54
Found official emails in my Gmail spam today from @MayorSRB, Maj. Worley of @BaltimorePolice, and @BaltimoreDPW. May want to check on that.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-16 22:57:13
This crafty bastard 1i1i11i
http://t.co/FnCiOc0bYS
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-17 01:43:36
PROTIP: You can also use the XKCD password generation scheme to make memorable device names.
http://t.co/LIyqJ10Q14
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-17 13:36:04
RT @holy_chao: So apparently a bunch of rich white men got on a stage last night and worried that being rich and white might be less awesom…
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2015-09-17 13:52:32
RT @omarghabra: An Arab-looking man of Syrian descent in a garage w/his accomplice building what appears to be a bomb. Arrest them.
http://…
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2015-09-17 17:33:46
Who uses 10 packs of razor blades so fast that they need an Amazon Dash button for refills?
http://t.co/Cq59y0XeNxhttp://t.co/Ji6RWt6Lp1
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-17 21:13:53
Thank you @HexagonRadio for sharing your story of Theo van Gogh.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-21 13:40:02
Deleted everything from my iTunes library and now when I plug my iPhone into my Civic it just says "No Songs" and won't play podcasts. :(
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-21 14:37:29
Bro. John W. Yewell, Jr. called from labor September 16, 2015
http://t.co/ileUFCp7vG
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2015-09-21 16:23:25
New "Open Account" podcast is a great concept and first guest, tho @suchinpak could use fewer "response tokens" while interviewee answers
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-21 19:54:16
Is it wrong that I love these gloomy overcast days so much? Because I do.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-21 20:59:23
RT @pwoodreporter: Does Towson need its own zoning district? Baltimore Co Councilman @david_s_marks is holding 2 meetings to discuss:
http:…
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2015-09-21 21:05:31
Right now @shadipetosky is having an unreasonably terrible time with @TSA KMCO and the world is watching.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-09-21 21:16:59
RT @Popehat: So @AskTSA: Does TSA have some sort of policy treating transgender persons as inherently suspicious?
https://t.co/8HtH836Smu
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2015-09-21 22:04:01
At this point @shadipetosky probably wishes TSA had only just stolen $61 from her bag.
- Favorites: 69, Retweets: 20
2015-09-21 22:15:38
RT @amybruni: Apparently that Mackinac Island fudge is so good - it's missing from my luggage, but a @TSA inspection card is there. #IWANTM…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-22 16:00:11
Latest @citythatbreeds podcast is just @evanthemayor reading conspiracy theory web sites out loud and being angry. Worst. Audiobook. Ever.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-23 18:51:50
A digital watch with "high quality movement" & "3ATM water resistant" but "please don't press button under water."
http://t.co/Lou0HftAsR
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2015-09-23 19:44:29
BGE makes low-ball offer to buy conduit, so city researches actual value & votes to raise lease fees BGE pays by 3x
https://t.co/wpE1Z5P97Z
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-24 13:56:18
Every time a member of Congress violates papal decorum, take a shot.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-24 14:03:09
Someone in the chamber just said "I'll take my shoes off and throw my shoe at him." CNN mics picked it up.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-24 14:09:36
RT @daveweigel: And now, the livetweeting of random sentences from a speech that anyone can read online, as God intended.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-24 14:13:34
I like the phrase "facile proposals"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-24 14:35:04
RT @nycsouthpaw: Little bait and switch from God's fisherman, there.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-24 19:37:13
There should be no error that is solved by turning Visual Studio off and then back on again. But there are. Legion.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 2
2015-09-25 15:55:35
RT @doctorow: This is what happens to mailboxes when the Pope comes to town
http://t.co/bPBdyoEIO9http://t.co/bPag9W9Xkb
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2015-09-25 16:34:10
Digging my new standing desk area setup at the office
http://t.co/AHdqDTJrgU
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-25 16:39:42
@samanthasquared Anyone can use it if they want, but they have to stand next to me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-25 16:41:38
@samanthasquared thats a good idea I should put it back up on the TV
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-28 17:50:27
Maryland Masonic Lodge of Research No. 239 meets tonight at Mt. Moriah Temple at 7:30pm any MM recognized by GLMD AF&AM welcome.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-28 20:34:47
Hey is Facebook back online yet? Asking for a friend.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-28 21:09:19
Masonic cipher (also known as Pigpen) is not a candidate to be a Unicode set. Because it can map 1-to-1 over ASCII it can be a font instead.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-29 23:08:13
If you see someone at the playground on 900 E 33rd Street after dark please call 911 immediately.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-09-30 12:37:10
Signal out at Perring Parkway and putty Hill Avenue, traffic being directed by county police. #BALTraffic
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-09-30 15:11:37
RT @cabel: From a "cash for phones" ATM in the mall (in maintenance mode): @daveaddey finds the most amazing UI ever created.
http://t.co/0…
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2015-09-30 15:20:20
Preparing for potential Joaquin landfall? Remember that our inland concerns are different than those on the coast:
https://t.co/zgFNRhMsDb
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2015-09-30 18:48:55
RT @StuartHarker1: Funeral Monument of Lucius Alfius Statius. Aquileia. Seven tools of a Master Mason inscribed below dates 200-300 BC
http…
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October
2015-10-01 15:59:14
@brandonsavage One uninsured visit to the emergency department would answer that question pretty quickly.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-01 16:24:41
This page, bookmarked:
http://t.co/25fYMA0WcaI'm checking it once an hour to not feel out of the loop
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-01 18:24:53
My day: 📬🎭😡😧🍺
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-01 19:02:40
How often do the hurricane models update? Asking for a friend. A friend who is constantly reloading @wunderground. It's me.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-10-01 19:06:44
@apieceofthelisa Love it, thanks!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-01 19:07:03
@apieceofthelisa MY PEOPLE! I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-01 19:12:18
RT @apieceofthelisa: @vees This reddit page might be of interest to you-
https://t.co/UcXc9yYpok
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-03 22:32:05
How many Hail Mary's do you need to say when your lie is so bad the Holy Father calls you out in a press release?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-10-05 19:41:12
Political cheat sheet, goat's blood edition: ✅ Pudding form ✅ Sausage form ❌ Ceremonial beverage form
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-06 15:03:58
If the stock market isn't gambling, why does every minute of CNBC look so much like a slot machine?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-10-06 17:12:53
Headline of the day is "FANTASY SPORTS SCANDAL." CNBC has been taken over by The Onion. Up next: "MONOPOLY: Who gets to be the race car?"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-07 19:04:07
My dentist is really good at making new teeth for me. Which is good because I have a feeling I'll have many more before he retires.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-07 19:47:11
So glad I didn't commit to a solar installation in 2015. The county laws and panel efficiency have both improved substantially in Q3.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-07 20:08:50
@kylejbritt If I had ~2KW production in the winter plus 250 KWh of storage to net me through a bad week I think I'd be set.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-07 20:09:14
@kylejbritt I'm sure Tesla will deliver
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-08 14:45:51
Achievement unlocked: 17 TB of data in 1 month sent from an AWS account I administer. Surprisingly cheap once you get into high use tiers.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-10-09 19:10:01
The view from my window
http://t.co/H9SzX5O0Of
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-10-13 16:12:58
RT @MaureenLangloss: Did you know #California is a made-up word? Fascinating literary history from The Oyster War by @summerbrennan:
http:/…
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2015-10-14 16:22:54
RT @david_s_marks: Pleased to welcome Delegate @Christian_Miele to our class at Loyola University today! @LoyolaMaryland
http://t.co/6rKnt…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-14 21:41:46
Big smoke due 208° from Inner Harbor. Source?
http://t.co/5Vhzq3kef4
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-15 16:52:21
Help I'm trapped in NuGet hell.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-16 18:24:15
Current status
http://t.co/4Whwi91rSV
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-18 13:39:58
Our little family is about to get bigger!
http://t.co/qGCmqLem2f
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2015-10-18 16:16:50
At IKEA where they can sell you polished sawdust and screws for $1.73/lb and you'll smile while you swipe your credit card.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-19 13:51:58
@HousingWatchMD It's likely that no city manager successfully sold bus shelters on the black market before. That's sort of an innovation.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-19 13:57:55
RT @MrTrashWheel: Friends, fans, countrymen lend me your tweets: I'll be the first trash wheel to host a Reddit AMA tomorrow (10/20) from 1…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-19 18:48:03
RT @TheSuzieHunter: Tips for responding to emails:
-
Look at how the person spells their own name
-
Spell it the exact same way when y…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-20 17:53:35
Anyone following the Royal Farms hearing can update for those of us at work w/o access to Channel 25? @electryandorsey @wittbecky
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-20 21:00:06
RT @electryandorsey: The BMZA Chairman's bias and disdain for our position could not be more palpable. #NoRoFoHamilton
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-20 21:05:26
RT @justin_fenton: Another confirmed shooting coming out, 6400 Pioneer Dr. Northeastern District has switched to tactical mode #scanner
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-20 23:49:59
RT @electryandorsey: After 2hr20min of Royal Farms side, Chairman allots 30 minutes to #NoRoFoHamilton and points it out immediately.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-20 23:51:11
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Atty John Murphy preparing to go up against 6 people here for Hamilton Royal Farms
https://t.co/xBy9ph4L9m
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-21 00:04:38
RT @electryandorsey: After 6hrs 45min, only 10 minutes allotted to residents, board couldn't hear 3 minutes for 3 last 1-minute testimonies…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-21 16:32:32
RT @GeorgeTakei: Biden has declared he is not running for president, making him officially the biggest presidential tease since Marilyn Mon…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-21 16:33:48
Waiting with bated breath for @BaltimoreBrew's in depth coverage of last night's BMZA hearing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-21 22:24:15
Three undercover police just tried to stop a car on Md-41 n/b just south of 695. Jumped out with guns drawn but the driver sped off to 695
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-10-21 22:24:50
Happened right in front of me. Didn't realize they were undercover pursuit until they lit up
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2015-10-21 22:41:59
@BCObreakingnews anything about the police chase 695 e/b starting at md41? See my feed
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-21 22:59:07
RT @paulmgardner: And don't call it "sex for maintenance" call it rape because that's what it is. City employees were raping women in publi…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-22 16:16:57
My new toy has revolutionized Twitter feed scrolling.
https://t.co/L3AEKo5Q6D
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-22 16:49:07
@BrianfromABC2 Do you know where the chase took place? Still trying to ID reason for u/c police chase on MD-41 @ 695 last night 18:30
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-22 16:52:57
@BrianfromABC2 Thanks for info
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-26 13:53:36
There are more nuns in the United States over the age of 90 than there are under the age of 60.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-26 18:11:24
A sad day for bacon indeed
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-26 18:53:30
Listening to "Avicii feat. Noonie Bao - City Lights" on @Tiesto Clublife. Can we start calling that intro the "Imogen Heap Effect"?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-26 23:28:05
@holy_chao wish I could say what I got in the Camry but I don't have ODB computer attached like in civic.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-27 15:57:21
If birds poop all over China's man-made islands, does that mean that the U.S. gets to claim them under the Guano Act?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-27 19:24:46
Anyone else using a Griffin PowerMate on Windows 7 have a problem where the scroll doesn't work after you switch between apps?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-27 19:31:02
@anne_theriault Here's Mabel
https://t.co/46fBeOiQOP
- Favorites: 11, Retweets: 1
2015-10-27 20:10:38
@berkun The all important part of the day - choosing the playlist for your daily writing
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 16:42:49
RT @honest_update: The postmortems will continue until morale improves.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 16:47:41
Is there a good reason we can't amend DNS to allow the @ record to be a CNAME?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 17:19:06
RT @jmvfc8: The blimp from @USAGAPG has come off its tether. If you see it on the ground, call 911. Here's what it looks like.
https://t.co…
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2015-10-28 17:24:34
Don't worry, every embedded Chinese spy in the vicinty of APG has been mobilized for the great spy blimp hunt of 2015.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 17:37:18
RT @matthewhaybrown: JLENS blimp has broken free of its tether and is now over Pennsylvania at 16,000 feet. Two fighter jets are monitoring…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 17:45:52
Got to say @JIRA really screwed up this cloud migration. I rely on email creation of tasks from my apps and now its broke in a cryptic way.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:14:22
RT @iduncan: So @Raytheon previously has said it's really unlikely the APG balloon's tether could break...
https://t.co/F3x1ckIwaA
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:18:23
@paulmgardner Duh the other blimp
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:19:14
If I could funnel blimp status update tweets into an IV tube I could live forever
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:21:55
RT @SimonMaloy: wait wait wait
this blimp thing means we finally have
(⌐■_■)
out-of-control inflation
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:27:13
RT @Snowden: I should know better by now, but even I still have trouble believing that "runaway surveillance blimp" is actually a thing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:31:36
RT @JonMeyerWNEP: A viewer just sent us this photo from Bloomsburg. We are getting numerous reports of sightings in that area. #Blimp
https…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 18:50:33
RT @PSUWeather: Another photo of what is believed to be the #blimp via Holly Starr near Bloomsburg, PA
https://t.co/U6yKJkG0Frhttps://t.co…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 19:01:03
Twitter: BLIMP BLIMP BLIMP BLIMP (paul ryan) BLIMP BLIMP BLIMP
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2015-10-28 20:15:28
@JIRA I wish I could spend the time with you to get this fixed, but I need to just redirect those emails back to human users and let it go.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-29 13:33:19
Patch headline: "Runaway Blimp, Husband Charged With Murder"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-29 15:13:31
NO KITTENS AVAILABLE 😭😩😿
https://t.co/ubKnjwoGUc
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-29 15:22:30
RT @MrTrashWheel: .@AberdeenBlimp You'll always be free in spirit.
https://t.co/4scJgWJsc8
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-30 13:59:30
In western Maryland this is just called "packing for deer season"
https://t.co/gtNuKfMSri
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-30 15:17:15
Important PSA
https://t.co/n4ai9NUB0p
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 3
2015-10-30 16:24:26
Just another Friday at @havashelia_NA
https://t.co/PEcKOzVEyR
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 2
2015-10-31 13:58:49
RT @justin_fenton: With 283 homicides, Baltimore now has the most killings in a year since 1999, with 2 more months left to go
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-10-31 15:00:44
Amazon: Customers who watched "I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story" also liked "All Dolled Up: Love Dolls and Those Who Love Them"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
November
2015-11-01 15:24:33
RT @honest_update: We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-02 14:44:08
I have no idea what time it is. Every clock is lying.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 03:21:58
@dhstatus your panel is down and support email bot rejecting messages
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 15:53:12
Congratulations to the new board of the @harfordpark community association!
https://t.co/qBrZqJRJa9
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 16:23:35
RT @jemaleddin: I got mugged last night at 6pm by the corner of Northern Parkway and York. I was jumped from behind, assaulted and robbed.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 16:25:22
@amyhoy "Can I ask you something?" "You just did."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 17:32:23
Last call for anyone that wants
https://t.co/Hn8xIxioQjbefore I return it to the domain pool
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 22:31:14
Check out Pancake Day at Tall Cedars Hall on Sat, Nov 7
https://t.co/35nH7T4l94
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-06 22:45:14
It's 42 minutes past sunset in November and 72° outside
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-09 15:10:17
Using store loyalty cards to better track food outbreaks, per CDC
https://t.co/fAcGtAWzWz
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-10 15:05:09
RT @justin_fenton: Last nights homicide was particularly egregious; I'm told victim have been trying to keep drug dealers away from his pro…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-10 19:14:04
Seeking Front End Web Developer for full-time position, apply within. Reply, PM or rob@vees.net for more info.
https://t.co/eIaWsm2Uts
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 3
2015-11-11 14:54:11
@HousingWatchMD
https://t.co/yzCOod0abN
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-11 15:37:39
The @HavasWWChicago Wintern Draft is live through 11/23. They have just one question: #HowGoodAreYou?
https://t.co/yAuquPmQBl
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-11-11 15:46:48
RT @davidplotz: I never get tired of this picture of the world's steepest street.
https://t.co/QmCb1APmTihttps://t.co/b8Cvotd9mh
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-11 17:57:41
Had username "jsmith81" in a Google Doc column. Copied one column over to make some updates. Result: "jsmith82"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-11 21:16:05
See new red dot in icon on Slack app. Click red dot. First option: "Turn off this red dot thing." Well played, @SlackHQ.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-11-11 21:19:48
RT @EricDrozd: It's listener Jersey Bill! Greeting seeing him at the legion. #LestWeForget
https://t.co/CGMInHXWYM
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-11 21:24:21
@EricDrozd Always gives me a smile to see my Uncle Bill show up on your feed. Lookin' crisp and stylish in that ASU.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2015-11-11 21:44:26
@kendallmiller @SlackHQ When Slack introduces a new feature I always love it. So I'm keeping the red dot. But I see why some folks wouldn't.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-11 22:23:56
@tqbf That said, it is $1MM given to the curious minds at CMU. Give it to a defense contractor, 4 days later it'll be gone with no results.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2015-11-12 12:27:57
RT @davidplotz: The brilliant dummy paratroopers we dropped on D-Day--they tricked the Nazis.
https://t.co/WaFrM8wbYjhttps://t.co/R3Yai9nB…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-12 13:49:30
Fire activity Guilford Avenue south of Pleasant Street #BALTraffic
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-12 16:42:36
The view from my Lenovo ThinkPad #agencylife #outnumbered @havashelia_NA
https://t.co/UBLP3To1pp
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-11-12 21:58:03
I need to review my checkins to determine the exact moment I started cargo culting snippets from StackOverflow instead of thinking.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-12 21:59:34
Looks like about 3 days ago. So these are the three days I will regret for the rest of the year.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-13 12:16:48
RT @StuartHarker1: BONNIE BLINK MASONIC HOME, COCKEYSVILLE, MARYLAND …
https://t.co/cs1qt7zL67
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-13 16:18:48
RT @sbromage: I just published my first eng blog post about one of my recent projects at Nextdoor. Have a read!
https://t.co/jGk7L9rRHN
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-13 16:33:30
I have six email threads in my inbox titled some variation of "Bylaws and Articles of Amendment" for 3 different organizations. Lucky me!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-13 18:23:07
RT @havashelia_NA: #FBF to our 2008 holiday card & video (under our old name):
https://t.co/NVEZx8HhUn#FlashBackFridayhttps://t.co/1dOw2g…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-13 22:09:51
Chrome browser just popped up a notification letting me know about heavy traffic between here and home, and I'm really creeped out.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-15 15:43:48
Woman at the gym is wearing a "FUCK BEING FAT" tee shirt in 3 inch block letters. I appreciate the sentiment, but this is a family gym.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-16 15:59:31
@PhoDlite when will Parkville open? We can hardly wait!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-16 23:03:22
RT @actionhappiness: Before you speak, THINK T - is it True? H - is it Helpful? I - is it Inspiring? N - is it Necessary? K - is it Kind? h…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-17 15:19:44
ISP: "Dear Sir, We have issued a Warning Letter to ensure that the erring customer does not further indulge into malefic activity." Malefic!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-17 17:53:43
WaPo headline: "Uranus might be full of surprises"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-17 19:19:16
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD searching for Donald Joy, 16 - #CriticalMissing from Parkville. Please share:
https://t.co/1O3jSPVNSN^NLhttps…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-17 21:01:18
RT @YannickBollore: Havas is mourning. We lost 4 of our family members. Our prayers are with Claire, Francois Xavier, Christophe & Eric. ht…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-17 21:06:38
Nine out of ten interactions I have with @BaltCoGov are fast and efficient, and then there's that one that drags out 12 weeks for no reason.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-18 22:26:21
After Endless Demonization Of Encryption, Police Find Paris Attackers Coordinated Via Unencrypted SMS
https://t.co/GcAwt2Tb1Rvia @Techdirt
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 3
2015-11-19 18:09:28
My city 311 requests follow a predictable path.
https://t.co/lWfAxDzXdk
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-19 18:44:20
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD looking for suspect who robbed Baskin Robbins on November 11. Info? 410-307-2020
https://t.co/YRSWaa7cmphttps:/…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-19 19:02:30
Who speaks for the agnostic Syrians?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2015-11-19 20:11:04
Where can I register as Muslim to get one of Donald Trump's special ID cards? Do the star and crescent go next to the organ donor symbol?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2015-11-19 22:26:53
RT @TheWriteMunz: "Pooh?" said Piglet. "Yes, Piglet?" said Pooh. "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra," said Piglet. "Shaka, when the walls fell," …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-20 14:33:24
RT @jaketapper: "media was...led around by the nose by law enforcement" in "crisis where encryption hasn't proven to have a role."
https:…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-20 15:08:06
@ArendsBill1 Just go here and change it:
https://t.co/kX1L1d9ixJ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-20 22:00:17
Making it happen @havashelia_NA #devteam #agencylife
https://t.co/vyJeES5SBV
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-20 22:06:29
Friday couldn't care less bear #devteam @havashelia_NA
https://t.co/zMJnBwOamc
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-20 22:20:09
RT @MuslimMarine: Hey @realDonaldTrump, I'm an American Muslim and I already carry a special ID badge. Where's yours? #SemperFi #USMC
https…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-24 14:35:33
Props to Scouter's Lodge #236 for a fun table lodge last night. Nice to spend time with @phil_g and Bro. Coonfield.
https://t.co/fsgbHe8UJY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-24 14:50:40
Today @sexologistjill posted a nuanced backstory on the Washington College suicide. WBAL-TV covered none of this.
https://t.co/5xiIn9oNSm
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-26 18:29:55
The house smells like pie and stuffing
https://t.co/4RZJzsPSzt
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-28 13:11:02
A fellow ham radio operator bought the domain
https://t.co/SkK70b4miwand now I'm sad I didn't think of it first
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-11-29 22:57:40
Happy turkey leftovers and extension ladders day
https://t.co/FpBTNFblzC
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-30 17:02:08
The blog post in which my daughter is featured singing and playing the piano with her neighbor friends
https://t.co/DKYghD6d29
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-11-30 21:37:03
Sign of a bad day: My telephone headset is connected
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
December
2015-12-01 01:19:16
RT @marcorubio: Our team is fighting to defend and expand the American Dream. Glad to have @Christian_Miele & @LauraNeumanExec leading our …
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-01 14:33:04
Dear all doctors: please lead with "your baby appears healthy" before asking about the rare genetic disease in my family. 😡
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-12-01 15:08:26
@samanthasquared Yes but this doctor is a geek and was super excited to discuss a disease he'd never heard of.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-01 15:09:18
@samanthasquared came in room with a med student, US tech, assistant and geneticist in tow. I nearly pooped myself in terror.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-01 23:53:12
Why are there rumble strips on northbound Perring Parkway now?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-02 00:00:35
@aCraigPfeifer this is at Putty Hill
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-02 15:11:51
If you run a Slack instance without the Giphy plugin you are missing out.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-02 15:16:26
@samanthasquared By missing out, I meant missing out on the impropriety.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-02 15:28:18
Hoover police spokesman Capt. Gregg Rector: "He may have achieved a higher level of stupidity, but that's about it."
https://t.co/XU4KyBEdAc
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-02 17:42:26
I've made enough pots of coffee at work this week to make up for every time in my life I ever shirked that duty.
https://t.co/VJZzp6Au66
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-12-02 20:12:41
RT @PhilipRucker: GOP officials are preparing for Trump winning nomination and strategizing impact on down-ballot candidates
https://t.co/O…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 15:52:23
https://t.co/jp4btOGS1p
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 17:30:42
.@VisualStudio 2013's inability to load a design surface when trying to change a SQL table is really ruining my day.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 17:57:44
Trying to prove the value of @Azure to my boss so of course this issue eats up half my morning
https://t.co/RvUkks9dFb
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 19:27:29
So trying to View Designer in VS2013 causes the load on my Basic (5 DTU) Azure SQL DB to spike and become unresponsive.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 19:29:39
Going up to Standard 0 level to see if this fixes the issues.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 19:30:45
@ignu If you hit Cmd-Shift-T as soon as you restart you get them all back.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-03 19:52:48
RT @mistersql: Need to write some log entries, trace. .NET: Use System.Diagnostics. It's good enough. JavaScript: Spend YEARS comparing 30+…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-04 03:07:57
It's nice to work for a company where the holiday party lives up to the stereotype.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-04 15:11:25
Most interesting response I've ever received to a spam complaint. I've been on their list for at least a year...
https://t.co/VpOYJy3ZTe
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-04 15:38:33
As of this morning I've put $1,500.76 worth of gas in my car since the day I bought it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-04 17:49:10
RT @bpoulin: Day after chik-fil-a with Havas helia team! #havastogether @_NA
https://t.co/8J2mi7p66T
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-05 00:13:39
Dear future self: We. Are. Not. 22. Anymore. Signed, the fellow old dude brought down by the company party open bar.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2015-12-05 00:32:55
RT @andrewbbenett: Congrats, @kylejbritt & @MKinstlinger @havashelia_NA on being chosen to present @sxsw 2016!
https://t.co/ymbWZeNnJyhttp…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-05 13:17:34
RT @WB4RFQ: The domain
https://t.co/JEdsuu7LxNwas available, so I guess it's time to start a ham radio blog.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-05 16:13:13
RT @PhoDlite: PHOD'LITE PARKVILLE ( BALTIMORE COUNTY ) 8926 Waltham Woods Rd Parkville, MD 21234 North Plaza…
https://t.co/lCh975uNmn
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2015-12-06 16:44:58
RT @NoticablyBacon: gets shot Me: quick dad call me an ambulance Dad: you're an ambulance Me: seriously im dying Dad: hey dying, im dad
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2015-12-06 22:35:33
RT @david_s_marks: Congratulations to the Carney Improvement Association on another great Christmas Tree Lighting. @Christian_Miele
https:/…
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2015-12-07 01:31:56
Congress can't link gun rights and no fly list because this would force SCOTUS to invalidate the no fly list as a violation of due process.
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2015-12-07 21:08:35
Happy holidays from @USOPM! Oh btw Chinese hackers have enough info to pwn you and your family six times over.
https://t.co/RvqnDnPmU6
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2015-12-07 23:10:10
Tree up. Fireplace on. Christmas station on Pandora. Daughter decked in bells. Tis the season.
https://t.co/lCmjI9da6Y
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2015-12-08 02:13:34
RT @BACOPoliceFire: One suspect deceased after being shot by clerk in attempted robbery of liquor store, unit block of Penn Ave in Towson. …
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2015-12-08 12:14:25
RT @david_s_marks: A business owner or employee has the right to defend himself or herself when faced with imminent danger. Moving...
http…
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2015-12-08 16:30:33
I know I am truly exhausted today because I have nearly perfect focus on every task I've worked on this morning.
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2015-12-08 23:07:59
@windley At least one would come from the @Nextdoor engineering blog.
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2015-12-09 16:02:25
System.Reflection is dark magic.
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2015-12-09 16:13:18
Best affordable .NET library for outputting report data as style-formatted XLSX files that doesn't require Interop. Go!
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2015-12-09 16:13:59
RT @bensummers: Er, thank you for the suggestion GitHub?
https://t.co/TRzqzYHWXf
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2015-12-09 16:14:38
@kendallmiller Just XLSX, and it'll probably run as an Azure app.
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2015-12-09 16:15:03
@kendallmiller Although it can also run on a full IIS server in a pinch.
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2015-12-09 16:17:19
@kendallmiller Currently trying out GemBox which gets the job done, but was naively hoping for a better price point.
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2015-12-09 16:21:16
@kendallmiller Thanks, also looking at
https://t.co/gchGtCjFt9right now. Owe you one.
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2015-12-09 18:33:09
@palestinelodge Thanks for the RT. The answer is definitely
https://t.co/scHnLEnd4S
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2015-12-10 13:50:17
The baby's not coming fast enough! Quick, add more moms! #metaphor
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2015-12-11 16:24:14
Insufficient coffee
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2015-12-11 16:25:04
RT @MeredithFrost: A huge thanks to the person that did this
https://t.co/NOxwqHbEhFhttps://t.co/aJ4nvQiP4m
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2015-12-13 16:49:05
Who wore it better? Trash boat or @MrTrashWheel
https://t.co/RizubwwbtD
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2015-12-13 18:03:51
What the hell, weather?
https://t.co/VkbkLH9h5y
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2015-12-14 20:24:07
RT @RectorSun: They tell me I can't be behind building. I walk to corner. They tell me I cant be on Guilford Ave at all. Members of public …
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2015-12-15 11:48:09
David Foster's version of "Carol of the Bells" sounds like a Soul Calibur level theme.
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2015-12-15 14:04:25
I had my last cup of coffee yesterday at 7am. I literally forgot to drink any since then but now I want to see how long I can go.
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2015-12-15 16:07:09
Made it to 10:45 before I poured a cup. Ah, coffee: a solid 5/7.
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2015-12-15 16:07:21
RT @earlxsweat: I feel like we're all mature enough to admit that IPA's are nasty as fuck
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2015-12-15 16:31:27
"@RandPaul is about as popular with Republicans as @MartinOMalley is with Democrats." --@MichaelJElston
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2015-12-15 16:46:29
This city's emergency operations center has been activated in anticipation of a jury verdict. Let that sink in for a moment.
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2015-12-15 17:00:29
@ballance The Officer William Porter trial here in Baltimore
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2015-12-15 17:02:25
The county schools superintendent says its too dangerous for county kids to be chaperoned into the city this week because of a jury verdict.
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2015-12-15 18:18:54
Today I learned that ovarian torsion is a thing.
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2015-12-15 19:06:33
RT @RectorSun: To be clear for commenters: BPD not apologizing for getting prepared, but donning gear now went against their attempts to do…
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2015-12-15 19:12:42
Just another average New York bro who has totally lost his shit
https://t.co/tGDoBzYMpD@bsarsgard
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2015-12-15 19:47:01
RT @postsecret:
https://t.co/xdPfRq7GaW
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2015-12-15 19:55:48
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Good news 4chan, we're shutting down school districts over email now.
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2015-12-15 22:14:15
RT @theharryshearer: Report from @realDonaldTrump 's dentist: "His teeth are those of a 20-year-old mammoth. His gums are unbelievably supp…
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2015-12-16 14:33:43
When your congresspeople talk about "the encryption problem," this is what they really mean:
https://t.co/op3hSfXvyE
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2015-12-16 16:58:53
Spam of the day: "Dear Customer, Our records show that your account has a debt of
$475.{rand(10,99)}}."
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2015-12-16 20:29:55
Thought Judge Williams had telegraphed that he wouldn't allow a hung jury until Thursday. Guess I was wrong.
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2015-12-16 20:37:46
RT @HousingWatchMD: Seriously? Delegate Jalisi sent me a cease and desist letter? You've got to be kidding me.
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2015-12-16 21:09:00
RT @RectorSun: Sheriff's dept comes over, tells me & Sun photog if we shoot pictures of court we'll be in contempt of court order by admin …
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2015-12-16 21:10:16
RT @RectorSun: We said it's a public street. Deputy says, and I quote, that the judge's order has now made it a "privately public" area.
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2015-12-17 14:57:44
This coffee tastes like a hotel pool smells.
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2015-12-17 22:43:57
Lots of sirens and movement north of Pratt and Commerce but nothing on Twitter feed so obviously NBD.
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2015-12-19 13:05:58
RT @Popehat: Why would a newspaper "trim for space" on a webpage? Trouble with the Pixelmakers Union?
https://t.co/28IlyerH5P
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2015-12-19 21:04:05
RT @PhoDlite: We're thrilled to announce our 5th locations opening TODAY at 8926 Waltham Woods Rd, Baltimore MD 21234. See you there from 1…
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2015-12-21 14:15:53
Turns out @SlackHQ makes an excellent team sentiment tracker. This about wraps up last week's emotional spectrum:
https://t.co/ePvqZ4Jr7H
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2015-12-21 14:35:34
@kateebee It's Yanni. We use him to represent management.
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2015-12-21 14:55:35
@david_s_marks Warms the heart to see you and Mike Ertel smiling next to each other five years after a contentious race.
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2015-12-21 18:40:11
Trying to dd a Raspbian image on my old Eee PC transports me into hardware hell. Three HCI modules, all slightly different...
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2015-12-22 20:56:08
This may be a gray and gloomy day outside but reading #schlonged is brightening it right up for me.
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2015-12-22 20:57:32
RT @Belford_Paul: Merry Christmas everyone.
https://t.co/Bp2m73AGYX
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2015-12-22 22:14:18
What a strange coincidence, all my credit card interest rates just increased by 0.25% at the same time!
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2015-12-23 13:22:36
Ground-level visibility less then 2/10 of a mile in north east Baltimore
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2015-12-24 20:40:08
My new creative outlet experiment for 2016 - watch this space or subscribe in your favorite feed reader
https://t.co/St1XOx85Bh
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