Tweets from 2016
January
2016-01-01 14:49:09
Starting 2016 out right with inbox zero.
https://t.co/BQeNASX6Yl
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-01 15:11:59
@MCChocolateGuy thanks for ruining it 😀
https://t.co/upWSIJfhqI
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-02 15:12:53
Today I liberated 4 "We Buy Houses" signs from their zip ties on Joppa Road.
https://t.co/433QzjxdF3
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 1
2016-01-02 17:04:38
@Wiwas1 @TheBrownWord so they can pay for their marketing like everybody else
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-02 21:54:41
RT @BenJealous: 2015 Wrap Up
New York: 348 homicides Baltimore: 344 homicides
New York population: 8.4 million Baltimore population: 622,…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-04 15:09:01
RT @jeffbarr: Using #AWS Lambda Functions to Create Print Ready Files -
https://t.co/yqsJbHO78Z(400 pages == 400 funcs running)https://t.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-04 19:08:12
RT @corinthian93: Brothers please join us at our next stated communication Jan 8 7:30pm at Mt Moriah Temple
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-05 18:28:40
Current status:
https://t.co/Gqn8WqQ1so
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-05 23:41:38
#bloodofpatriots
https://t.co/f3HxVILu0H
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 2
2016-01-06 19:34:36
Gun control advocates cheering Obama would be furious at how little he did if they understood existing policy:
https://t.co/thmFlNEivs
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-06 21:21:47
RT @justin_fenton: BREAKING: Judge Williams orders that Officer Porter be compelled to testify against Goodson; Porter attys say he will fi…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-07 02:49:48
.@AzureSupport Could not connect VS or app to sp3tpvs28t DB server for 161 min from 18:42 to 21:24 GMT today. No issue reported. Any info?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-08 18:18:45
Good to know the issue is in line 4 of jquery.validate.min.js. Too bad line 4 is 20,953 bytes long.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2016-01-11 00:53:42
Rooney Mara's dress doubles as a ghillie suit for sniper operations in Candyland.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-11 00:55:11
Kirsten Dunst's dress is 20% duct tape, 10% twine and 70% sideboob.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-12 17:26:29
RT @corinthian93: Congrats to Scouter's Lodge #236 for capturing the Traveling Gavel of Manchester Lodge #73 AF&AM of CT on 1/6.
https://t.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-12 17:27:42
Hey Baltimore: You need @electryandorsey and @brian_hammock on your City Council. Make it happen!
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 3
2016-01-12 17:46:09
PROTIP: Don't put an aggressive spam filter on the email address you use to accept network abuse complaints.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-12 18:52:13
"What if I said [her profession is] a sexual position?" "She's a missionary?" "Nope...she's a cowgirl!" OMG @citythatbreeds never change.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 2
2016-01-12 20:20:17
Basically the best Reddit comment of 2015:
https://t.co/ZFx5GvSQlV
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-12 20:35:21
Just bought a $149 vacuum on sale for $75+tax with $40 in credit card reward points and $40 in gift cards from Christmas. #frugalnotcheap
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2016-01-12 21:59:00
ANOTHER "SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING" SUCCESS STORY
https://t.co/RvGt43VdNd
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-13 15:49:10
I know I probably shouldn't refer to a 65 year mason as "OG Bro" but these guys were in lodge before my father was even an idea. Respect.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-13 19:45:28
Nice of the @BaltCoPS superintendent to bring attention to this student's classy Twitter account with his reply.
https://t.co/lgOQhzdz9s
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2016-01-13 19:54:20
Anyone know who is the VIP for the motorcade that just came east on Pratt St. escorted by Capitol Police?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-14 17:19:55
RT @david_s_marks: From the Parkville police precinct: Since December 22nd, there have been six residential burglaries in or near...
https…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-15 15:22:07
RT @mikepolkjr: See, this is what happens when you don't have a gay friend to tell you what looks good on you. #SOTU #KimDavis
https://t.co…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-15 16:15:56
Don't leave your car unlocked and running. Don't leave your car unlocked and running. Don't leave your car unlocked
https://t.co/KW3ArWlpVY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-16 14:17:29
My trip to Keystone-Belcher Lodge No. 153 in Linwood NJ.
https://t.co/gq6Cx7SlCq
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 3
2016-01-18 17:31:05
I don't think that's exactly how it works...
https://t.co/5wHe608n0c
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-20 16:19:51
It appears less and less likely I will be going to lodge installation on Friday night.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-20 17:01:23
Frankie MacDonald is my spirit animal.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-20 17:05:21
RT @mikememoli: .@billclinton event in Concord. I see what you did there, @HillaryClinton campaign #fitn
https://t.co/CAzQxEmR8w
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-20 17:21:30
RT @MeredithCurtisG: PASSED! Unlock the vote veto overridden 85-56. #VotingRights Congrats, @corymccray !
https://t.co/pAVTIvCTgB
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-21 18:54:34
RT @ZackBergerMDPhD: ICYMI, I was handcuffed on the streets of #Baltimore for no reason by the @BaltimorePolice, badge 1884.
https://t.co/1…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 02:53:00
Surprised that @NWS_BaltWash hasn't sent out a SAME tone out for this blizzard warning yet. My weather radio display is still blank.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 15:04:56
Sailor take warning
https://t.co/OQvBjkFZcc
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 15:07:42
RT @BaltimoreBNN: The BBNN comand center is in full swing! Stay with us for the most up to date news and weather alerts!
https://t.co/RlvvW…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 15:52:49
Charging all the things
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 16:25:34
RT @Snowden: Soon, even D.C. will be Snowden.
https://t.co/UcZtWTbmC8
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 17:59:55
The squirrels in my backyard must know something is up. I've never seen so many moving so fast.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 21:26:29
Last minute run to the gas station to get 2 quarts of oil for the generator. NOW I'm done.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 22:49:09
Already blew the basement circuit with too many space heaters. Trial run for any outage.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-22 22:49:23
RT @pourmecoffee: Snowstorm Tip: Mark the doors of weak beta neighbors with paint. They will be a source of food and supplies later.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-23 12:50:43
RT @MaryKoster: Apparently #eharmonysucks way more than I knew. Check out their email to me telling me their site was/is broken
https://t.c…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-23 15:00:49
Current status
https://t.co/qqUh1mzm8t
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-23 16:55:59
County plows hard at work.
https://t.co/hSbzpxHhLi
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-23 17:25:27
It's a scene from a Robert Service poem: quiet snowy lanes covered in chunks of shredded SunPlus from my neighbor's snowblower
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2016-01-23 20:32:12
@simulsola Or the Starbucks strategy of moving across the street from an established coffee house
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-24 00:27:22
Literally the best thing about nonstop blizzard coverage is watching anchors and reporters slowly lose any sense of decorum.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-01-24 00:49:08
There may be photo evidence of me wearing jeans today but I assure you my sweatpants were always on underneath.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-24 02:51:47
@realtormarney couldn't they have no vent if they have a chimney and electric dryer?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-25 01:04:30
Great job by @BaltCoGov highways. Our side street was black pavement before noon.
https://t.co/NKNF7uH2uz
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-25 13:03:29
The best thing about working from home is being able to play my music at a reasonable volume. Second, the view.
https://t.co/eKi6BrVklf
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-01-25 18:36:18
Reading this from dialysis center in Towson. Transport is slammed but roads were fine to get in, and almost no wait:
https://t.co/k8WxVKnUPz
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-01-26 12:21:52
RT @LDBogart: The Dem primary has become heated, but we can agree on 1 thing: Nobody gives a shit about what O'Malley has to say.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-26 19:28:51
Does anyone know how the roads are from the beltway to @YCentralMD Orakowa Center in Towson? Thinking of swinging over there tonight.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-27 14:23:15
Sadly, FBI arrest of a man with Arabic name for planning to shoot up a Scottish Rite temple will only bolster latent racism in the craft.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-01-28 19:24:36
30th anniversary of Challenger disaster. First thought: RIP brave crew. Second thought: I'm SO OLD.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-01-29 18:47:58
Waiting for my guaifenesin dextromethorphan pseudoephedrine triple threat to kick in.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-01-30 22:36:16
RT @SarcasticAlly12: God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. A…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
February
2016-02-03 15:10:28
RT @corinthian93: Congratulations to the newly installed brothers of Highland Lodge #184!
https://t.co/Au8v7Inbow
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-04 19:10:25
Current composition: 44% Shake Shack shake, 6% Shackago Dog, 50% regret.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-02-04 19:48:01
RT @TheNardvark: Mike Huckabee has decided to end his presidential campaign but I think he should be forced to carry it to full term.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-04 20:24:18
RT @mathiasverraes: There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. E…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-04 20:26:33
RT @codinghorror: There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-05 14:09:05
I have my notary gear with me downtown today if anyone needs it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-05 15:02:37
The IRS 1095-C form has space for 18 covered persons under a single employees' health care. Just in case Jim Bob Duggar is your employee?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-02-05 15:15:37
@kendallmiller William Jr., William II, William III, William IV, William V, William VI, William VII, William VIII, and George Foreman.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-06 03:04:51
Fresh baked cookie, banana for scale.
https://t.co/h2rbp93AKe
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-02-06 16:44:19
RT @corinthian93: Officers and brethren at the Regional Meeting at the Grand Lodge today ^RC
https://t.co/2wRxtDmUVB
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-08 00:21:34
Parent humor is entirely deadpan. Entire delivery is just repeating random crazy shit with the same earnest sincerity as your toddler.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-02-08 01:39:33
#SuperBowl half time show now in rotoscope.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-08 01:42:24
RT @JOEMACLEOD666: SERIOUSLY I MISSED IT DID JANET JACKSON MAKE THE HIGHLIGHT REEL
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-08 13:16:01
New traffic signals at Perring Parkway and Putty Hill Avenue look fantastic
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-02-09 20:15:18
RT @corinthian93: Brothers, family and friends, we have many exciting events in the next few months! See them all here:
https://t.co/Rhp0U6…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-10 18:13:12
Snoo visits the Grand Lodge #venndiagram #obscurehobbies
https://t.co/Lt3iDlnTso
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2016-02-10 22:48:27
Occupational eye strain is a real thing, kids.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-02-11 02:35:03
Adventures in adulting: Microwave died at noon. Reviewed, selected, purchased and installed new one after dinner. Now bedtime.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-02-11 12:43:58
There may be an untapped market for "Boys for Bernie" tee-shirts.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-12 20:11:06
All the good parenting blogs first remind us that our children are tiny sociopaths. The rest of the advice just falls into place seamlessly.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-12 20:46:28
#FF @corinthian93 @mountmoriah116 Your South Baltimore region masonic lodges on Twitter
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2016-02-12 20:49:40
RT @LiamFD: I wouldn't be in politics if I didn't believe in people.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-17 13:41:34
Read this
https://t.co/y0CwjOLQy1
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-17 16:58:53
Per my wife: Our not-quite-two daughter just pointed to the pho restaurant and screamed "I want noodle nom noms!" #winning @PhoDlite
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-02-19 14:31:45
Spotted at the Target in Lancaster, PA. I'll have some Pepsi');DROP TABLE-- to go with my CONCAT("M&Ms please.
https://t.co/BsZii678ZM
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 3
2016-02-19 16:19:06
RT @DouthatNYT: Politics aside, we should all die full of years, with 28 grandchildren, in our sleep after quail hunting. Antonin Scalia RI…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-19 21:44:00
Notice how there are no news stories about Android phones that the government can't get into.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-22 18:44:06
RT @trevortimm: The FBI claims the Apple case is "only about unlocking one phone," but there are hundreds more waiting in the queue.
https:…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-24 19:59:01
I will never understand the tech recruiter strategy of rapidly placed phone call, email and LinkedIn friend request during working hours.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-02-25 14:11:48
Thanks to RW Bro. Newlan and the officers and brothers of Major-General Henry Knox Lodge of MA for the warm welcome!
https://t.co/1fZTSiS7Mh
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-02-25 15:59:57
RT @corinthian93: The Corinthian Room at the Grand Lodge of Massachusetts in Boston during a recent visit by our Bro. Secretary.
https://t.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-25 16:30:59
RT @meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had
https://t.co/LOwqS3vF8w
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-25 21:53:56
Black History salute to Prince Hall Masons written last year by @DrBenChavis
https://t.co/hmUtUkdpvP
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2016-02-26 21:09:41
RT @david_s_marks: This afternoon, I honored Parkville police officers who helped a snowbound senior during the recent #jonasblizzard.
http…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-28 13:45:37
Thanks to @TSA KBOS for souring the end of what was a lovely family trip until 15 minutes ago. I don't appreciate bullies.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-28 13:58:28
Was treated great until I got separated from wife and daughter, suddenly I'm the suspicious male "opt-out" that gets the aggro treatment.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-02-28 16:07:25
My wife says my white male privilege is showing in my last few tweets. Being bullied by security folks is something I'm not used to.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-28 16:31:09
@HousingWatchMD I think everybody should be treated the way I expect to be. The rarity of mistreatment is telling tho.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-29 14:45:28
Happy Leap Day everyone!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-02-29 16:23:59
Salesman: "I'm sorry to call you again after you asked me not to, but..." Me: "You just won a one-way pass to my direct-to-voicemail group!"
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-02-29 18:29:16
Any else think Clarence Thomas' ten year silence was because he lost a game of "jinx" with Antonin Scalia?
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 4
2016-02-29 19:59:48
Received this pin from the WM of M-G Henry Knox Lodge of @MassFreemasonry. A traveling Mason is always at home.
https://t.co/PO5Fox2FZ0
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 5
2016-02-29 20:20:59
Two weeks ago we completed and deployed a full system re-write with no legacy code. Today I am already using the [Obsolete] attribute.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
March
2016-03-01 15:19:15
I can't tell if my Raspberry Pi is frying Micro SD cards or if I'm just using bargain bin cards and they fry naturally.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-01 19:00:24
@somaddiesays @abigayil I actually brought it in just to show her today.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-02 14:34:38
Well, that attempt to upgrade SourceTree just now was catastrophic. Failure windows spawning failure windows to tell me they failed.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-02 14:35:26
RT @slatestarcodex: CNBC: "The Dems will nominate a candidate they hate b/c their game is rigged. The GOP will nominate a candidate they ha…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-02 14:35:50
RT @UPSAirlines: Help us get the word out about our new name @UPSAirlines! RT for a chance to win a 767 model.
https://t.co/R3zUAxEmC8
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-02 14:55:09
AAA survey says 75% drivers would feel less safe in autonomous vehicle. Except it's basically the best omniscient bus driver you ever had.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-05 20:19:03
Left my Mac charger at work. Dug out the "spare" that only works at one very specific angle. Can't move laptop until Monday morn.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-03-07 20:02:23
Can get a $71 trade-in rebate on a new iPhone, or fix the wonky Lightning plug for $84. Can't say I love either option right now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-07 22:17:27
Can't imagine a reason to take my iPhone out of low power mode. Fewer notifications, no automatic downloads, no visual effects? Sign me up!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-08 17:38:40
Grand Lodge of CA has decided to stop recognizing the Grand Lodges of GA and TN after both made "being gay" a masonic offense.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-08 17:48:01
The UPS store downtown wanted to add $14 surcharge on 100 stamps. That's a hefty convenience fee when every other store sells them at cost.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-08 18:03:43
@TheUPSStoreCare Thanks for the reply, but it's no problem. I just won't go there when I need to buy stamps.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-08 20:08:29
Pregnancy information from our doula is printed entirely in Comic Sans, perhaps so my wife and I can both be in pain during delivery.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2016-03-10 17:42:27
A terrible day to forget my lunch at home. Everybody else had the same idea to go outside exactly right now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-10 19:54:10
It's a lovely day in Baltimore
https://t.co/RX1xjHmUvG
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2016-03-10 20:54:42
Dear Foxtrot, you are making it hard to work on the balcony. Love and #thpthpthp
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-10 22:47:04
Off to find out if Deadpool movie really is a 120 minute long dick joke as advertised.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-11 03:44:42
Deadpool was overrated. Could have stayed home and watch T.J. Miller make dick jokes on Silicon Valley all night and saved $25.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-13 14:11:15
RT @JohnJHarwood: Trump response to being told video connecting rally protestor to ISIS is a hoax: "all I know is what's on the Internet"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-14 16:05:26
Do you want ents? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ENTS!
https://t.co/SVwWBYEW7S
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-16 14:53:23
Eight minutes to a SCOTUS nominee announcement.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-17 17:15:32
The best thing about hanging out with old Army vets is learning new lingo
https://t.co/u1xkO4MRtx
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-17 17:25:18
Spotted in the wilds of Frederick MD by @bsarsgard, a speculative mason's backyard patio. #freemasonry
https://t.co/nSyqYOORch
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 4
2016-03-17 19:11:57
After some research we have discovered that this is the backyard of Philanthropic Lodge No. 168.
https://t.co/34NVdRy1zL
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-18 18:25:51
RT @BACOPoliceFire: Parkville man shoots burglar.
https://t.co/T1uzLDdhFi^JW
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-20 16:59:48
Today we are getting two Amazon deliveries on a Sunday. One two-day and one same-day. The future is awesome.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-21 20:10:17
Looks like Gmail just started enforcing PTR record requirement for IPv6 addresses.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-21 21:31:45
District 3 Candidate @electryandorsey on housing issues
https://t.co/mmg2lKrxpO
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2016-03-21 22:14:56
County air police helicopter low over Hillandale neighborhood
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-23 01:24:33
Email spammers are trying to use terrorist threats to sell me a home generator system. How scummy can you be?
https://t.co/IxmzrZPct9
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-23 22:29:40
Big dirtbike procession headed southbound on Harford Road at 25th St.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-24 15:13:31
Can someone put the city's $535 mil. TIF in perspective? Like: 765K annual residential water bills, 9.7M street cleaning parking tickets...
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-24 17:23:59
My mom just sent me a link to an article about the Grand Lodge of TN banning gay masons. Right now the public is only seeing our bigotry.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-03-24 17:33:56
RT @ThePracticalDev: When you rely solely on client-side JavaScript for form validation
https://t.co/DByKZEZosQ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-24 19:14:50
If hell is other people here's my standing desk in heaven.
https://t.co/MENToGkyrO
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-03-28 00:23:00
Added OpenDKIM to my Postfix config. I changed stuff until it worked, but it was probably the third to last thing I did that fixed it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-03-28 14:02:41
RT @corinthian93: We are proud to sponsor this year's West Towson Neighborhood Assc. Easter egg hunt. In suit: Bro. Chris Moy. ^RC
https://…
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2016-03-29 14:56:21
Since Gmail is the 800 lb gorilla of SMTP traffic, I wonder how much mail I could receive with a IPv6-only mail server.
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2016-03-29 17:25:55
I can't remember how to swaddle. Add that to the list of things I need to figure out in the next 9 days.
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April
2016-04-01 13:48:38
I side with Chris Christie #usethebox
https://t.co/2I1gk5e2Nw
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2016-04-01 14:03:14
The Havas Intern Draft is live through 4/11 – Chicago and NY. Share your story and join the #HavasNewBlood movement:
https://t.co/yAuquPmQBl
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2016-04-04 13:59:19
My music path: Internet -> Wifi -> iPhone -> Bluetooth -> Laptop -> Docking Station -> USB sound card -> Headphones -> Ears
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2016-04-04 14:03:23
RT @bookletting: Me. Monday. #ねこあつめ
https://t.co/vWnmHrbMQ6
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2016-04-04 15:03:27
Lights near major data centers dim and fade as thousands of journalists cross reference #panamapapers and holdings of major world pols
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2016-04-04 15:22:33
Reddit Robin was fun on Friday. Today it's a dumpster fire. And I say that as a veteran of terrible Internet things. Burn it to the ground.
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2016-04-04 15:45:47
@phil_g The first chat I joined today had an unabashed pedo with post history to prove it. Second was just someone riffing on animal abuse.
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2016-04-04 15:48:17
@phil_g Yeah, I'm not going to bother trying again.
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2016-04-05 16:56:23
Today's differential diagnosis of bounds exception ended in threads land. THE WORST.
https://t.co/BhuaZdIEdn
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2016-04-05 16:57:53
Today's overheard lunchroom discussion: why grapes are stupid. #agencylife
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2016-04-06 13:50:50
I thought this was the sort of deceptive "Download button" ad @google was trying to clamp down on?
https://t.co/qRUQdYy1Hx
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2016-04-07 15:35:27
New baby by noon!
https://t.co/j21Mf1jtUt
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2016-04-09 16:14:16
Please welcome our new son Nathaniel Carlson born Thursday at high noon
https://t.co/MCrXYy3pNy
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2016-04-10 23:13:09
RT @thepacketrat: This is where they develop the UI for PeopleSoft.
https://t.co/nbF1mGmXjS
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2016-04-12 20:24:53
It must be credit card balance transfer promotional offer season.
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2016-04-12 20:25:48
@cowgrrrmama I can't be totally sure what happens to my toilet water...
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2016-04-13 13:13:08
RT @tmorello: This isn't exactly what we were thinking
https://t.co/zrkh3OBNyl
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2016-04-14 19:23:02
My day at the office: turning chaos into ordered logical systems. My day on paternity leave: chaos, chaos, chaos, and being pooped on.
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2016-04-15 13:30:01
Breakfast for our 2 year old is a soft pretzel with mustard on the side. You can send my parenting award to the address on file.
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2016-04-18 13:05:40
RT @lukebroadwater: Sun editorial board endorses: @GoldmanForBmore, @CouncilmanBMS, @electryandorsey, @Brian_Hammock & @lizryanmartinez ht…
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2016-04-18 13:14:10
Balt Sun En-Dorseys @electryandorsey
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2016-04-18 18:08:47
Figured out why the lawn mower wasn't working well
https://t.co/CExIvWnNBP
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2016-04-18 18:48:09
@bsarsgard Bucket from lawnmower, now works fine
https://t.co/8ecFo221ep
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2016-04-20 13:54:10
Just spent $30 in fees and shipping to NOT drive to a grimy storefront records office in Reisterstown #worthit
https://t.co/ZO0y9RAkbm
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2016-04-20 14:05:36
My parents are visiting today, which means we have TWENTY FIVE active devices on our wifi network right now.
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2016-04-21 11:57:11
Sent the poop emoji in iMessage chat with my dad yesterday and his mind was blown that such a thing exists in stock iOS.
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2016-04-21 18:01:49
Sad about Prince but now Facebook and Twitter are useless for the rest of the day.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-04-24 13:47:52
RT @adammaytv: Guess this Baltimore voter has had enough
https://t.co/0kezA5LFJQ
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2016-04-27 12:27:20
I fell asleep and woke up this morning to a halfway decent Baltimore City Council. How about that?
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2016-04-27 14:42:11
RT @awrightbrian: Often when I go out with my three girls, strangers stop to ask how disappointed I am to have no boys. IN FRONT OF MY GIRL…
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2016-04-27 16:23:52
I almost never flip the bird in traffic but this guy was tailgating and swerving and... trying to tell me he was a fellow Freemason. Oops.
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2016-04-29 12:47:40
Working from home with a toddler and infant is still quieter and less distracting than an open office plan.
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 1
2016-04-29 12:48:31
RT @kalanigordon: Baltimore.
https://t.co/CAdgXzQ930
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2016-04-29 12:52:01
"Conspiracy theorist in hedgehog onesie threatens Baltimore television station, shot by police" is the Markov chain output of my brain.
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2016-04-29 13:14:14
RT @justin_fenton: There were 3 fatal shootings overnight, making for 12 ppl murdered in Baltimore since Sunday. Hedgehog onesie guy remain…
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2016-04-29 13:56:49
@bosconet My daughter never asks me for a status update
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2016-04-29 19:43:57
@appigo Why am I getting so many copies of your newsletter this week?
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2016-04-30 13:15:31
RT @YCentralMD: We look forward to seeing you today at Healthy Kids Day!
https://t.co/ZWmqBD8G9f
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May
2016-05-02 15:25:29
RT @marobella: The #havasnewblood intern program > The 5 most creative strategies for recruiting agency interns
https://t.co/3G85oayufJvia…
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2016-05-02 18:53:44
Does anyone under 30 recognize the sound of a film projector spinning in the beginning of Lukas Graham's "7 Years"?
https://t.co/SFD2jwauXx
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2016-05-03 12:08:50
RT @torproject: We are THRILLED to receive $25,000 from @duckduckgo to support Tor's #onionservices!
https://t.co/Zpyj7otuTf#ptw16https:/…
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2016-05-03 16:07:19
Today's depressing realization: a half dozen people on my LinkedIn "People You May Know" list are dead.
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2016-05-03 17:08:32
Former mayor convicted of stealing gift cards from poor children accuses her victorious primary election opponent of dirty tricks.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2016-05-04 21:05:17
Thanks to too many selfies, my two year old now looks into mirrors, says "cheese" and searches for the shutter button.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-05-05 00:22:24
What do folks do with their used toner carts these days?
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2016-05-05 13:42:15
Chair graveyard
https://t.co/T64BrnAt34
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2016-05-05 17:52:22
RT @NodePing: Announcing IPv6 monitoring at NodePing.
https://t.co/vIbVkf8JBc
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2016-05-05 18:10:03
New ServerlessCode article, "Scheduling EBS Snapshots" via @ryan_sb
https://t.co/eOUlVF5smc
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2016-05-06 01:36:56
RT @HertsAPGM: A cosmopolitan gathering at @DL9087 - visitors from Essex and Middlesex as well as @pglherts but crown goes to Bro Joe from…
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2016-05-09 00:37:46
I'm am saving this for six months from now.
https://t.co/7ViyjIkInB
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2016-05-09 23:22:42
My child-free friends don't dare complain to me about how tired they are, for the same reason I don't complain about it to my wife.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2016-05-10 15:59:48
Did Eulalio Tordil assume that MoCo PD would kill him because FPS police have a much different force continuum?
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2016-05-11 13:34:09
Actual subject line of an email I just received: [SECURITY] [DSA 3565-2] monotone ovito pdns qtcreator softhsm regression update
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2016-05-11 13:39:40
@busse Has several names: "diminishing returns", "laziness" and "why can't we just use Slack for this?"
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2016-05-13 13:17:41
Things you should never believe: a) 1991's Donald Trump, b) your lying ears.
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2016-05-13 15:22:06
Remember kids, when you add a DB insert into the Select() of an IQueryable, it's going to insert on every subsequent iteration. #headdesk
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2016-05-13 15:52:43
RT @xor: After this the Google attorney will wheel out a whiteboard and ask some of the jurors to implement various sorting algorithms in p…
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2016-05-13 16:32:37
RT @trevortimm: The FBI can neither confirm nor deny they are wiretapping your Amazon Echo
https://t.co/Sj972b1P6e
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2016-05-15 13:39:15
Today's new rule: "Don't dust Mommy"
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2016-05-16 11:18:36
My toddler in 1000 words
https://t.co/IZZOJfxkSw
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2016-05-16 16:10:33
Anti-bullying EDM. Love it.
https://t.co/Gby2aM9FDV
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2016-05-17 16:33:04
Weighing the relative merits of switching from FIOS to Comcast internet service to save $60 over the next 12 months.
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2016-05-17 16:33:19
RT @TimHillRocks: Mug full of coffee - ☑️ Tunes - ☑️ List of tasks - ☑️ It’s go time.
https://t.co/6NdGW3Ybj1
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2016-05-17 16:48:50
@bosconet I haven't had a complaint with either. Wife complains that Netflix buffers slower on Comcast, but I never noticed that.
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2016-05-17 16:56:37
RT @Adweek: Agency #postitwars are heating up as other shops (and even @3M) join the fun:
https://t.co/bP77f3Lcguhttps://t.co/ZCtLPZVlIn
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2016-05-17 19:31:37
If TSA Pre-Check was so integral to planned staffing and screening volume, can someone explain to me why it wasn't and isn't free to get?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-05-19 18:34:20
RT @HamiltonHills: 2606 Hamilton avenue, much the same since 2011, was granted another extension by the courts. #judgeAsSlumlord
https://t.…
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2016-05-19 21:33:54
Multiple graduation ceremonies today = parking garage filled with people who don't know how to exit quickly and efficiently at EOD.
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2016-05-19 21:34:51
Oh crap its game day too??
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2016-05-20 18:09:02
Honda Civic 2014 LX stats: 106 weeks owned, 19611 miles, 671.2 gallons, $1726.15, 26 mi/day, 26.2 mi/gal.
https://t.co/fYgapmlEP5
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2016-05-20 18:34:22
RT @thevlp: Urgent News: Village Learning Place Suffers Flood Damage and Loss of Program Space & Supplies
https://t.co/4BYlfxyemr
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2016-05-20 20:31:07
More relevant to my life recently:
https://t.co/9AjeYeYY3r
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2016-05-22 15:21:33
My 2 year old daughter is playing Minecraft on a Raspberry Pi Zero and all is right with the world.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-05-23 15:01:54
RT @justin_fenton: BREAKING: Officer Edward Nero acquitted of all charges for his role in arrest, death of Freddie Gray #NeroTrial
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2016-05-23 16:57:34
My iPhone garbage collects Amazon Music in the background within a minute after I hit the pause button. It must be a weighty app.
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2016-05-23 17:52:59
RT @havasww: Catching ‘em all at @havasnyc. #CanalNotes #pokemon
https://t.co/eU84iS5ndE
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2016-05-23 18:00:27
Pretty close to the perfect workspace
https://t.co/rgBuRnU6we
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-05-23 18:13:51
@jongaynor ;) Mouse free since '03
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2016-05-25 15:40:16
smtpd_recipient_restrictions = reject_rbl_client
https://t.co/j5j3Dk2VHU
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2016-05-25 15:42:34
@maxbarrister On your darkice for Pi tutorial blog converted double dash to em dash in ./configure line, errors on cut and paste
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2016-05-25 16:33:52
Hey scanner fans, audio is back up but channel selection is still not. Stay tuned for code update & pics.
https://t.co/j4fmGYD7XE
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2016-05-25 21:25:13
Installing darkice with LAME/MP3 onto a Raspberry Pi with latest 2016-05-10 Raspbian build? Simplest instructions
https://t.co/TbP3l2Aivr
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-05-26 13:31:47
@cowgrrrmama It's just how to use my new $5 computer to connect a police scanner to the net
https://t.co/TJkORvWhwohttps://t.co/VCjnEofGkU
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-05-26 20:50:09
Google wins #FairUse
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-05-28 15:41:10
Just bought pack of eight hot dogs and eight buns from the supermarket. So what the hell do stand up comics even talk about now?
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2016-05-29 13:50:55
Think I just heard a call out for Saturday night palsy on the fire dispatch. Folks taking every advantage of the long weekend.
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June
2016-06-01 18:29:22
Gravity is a law. Laws are made with our tax dollars. SO WHY DO THINGS TAKE SO LONG TO FALL?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-01 18:39:35
RT @Jezebel: Greta Van Susteren pissed that NASA is so lazy and slow
https://t.co/h2DCm0M9SJhttps://t.co/GU7qygp84a
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2016-06-01 19:34:15
Followed Gov. Johnson and suddenly Twitter is like YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE LIBERTARIANS
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-06-02 14:38:37
I don't need one but I want one
https://t.co/oTo6odMFu8
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2016-06-03 10:59:01
RT @FBIWFO: #BREAKING: #FBI Art Crimes Team returns stolen #CharlesDarwin letter to @SmithsonianArch #FBIArtCrimeDay
https://t.co/r5eHg2v8L5
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2016-06-03 20:38:57
Add the Boltek lightning detector to the list of things I want but don't need
https://t.co/oysPv0vkcw
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2016-06-03 23:08:10
Delay b/n "these images may be disturbing" and video of old woman getting curb stomped too short to find the remote. #parentingfail
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2016-06-04 14:06:18
This week @netflix blocked @henet IPv6. Millions of geek voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-06-04 23:59:23
Enterprise arrives at undiscovered planet and discusses a surface point by latitude and longitude. How did they determine the zero meridian?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-05 15:09:01
MSP seatbelt checkpoint on Pulaski Highway E/B by the Costco #baltraffic
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2016-06-06 11:55:37
RT @baltimore311: Opened Graffiti Removal request via iphone at 39.30N 76.62W
https://t.co/F2fA4iP1fK.White spray paint on brick.https://…
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2016-06-06 23:46:55
It's great how Judge Persky was able to un-rape that woman so her whole life wouldn't be marred by 20 minutes in her youth.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-08 16:43:46
Storm after-effects just knocked out power at my house :(
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-08 17:34:02
Power back on
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-09 17:45:47
Help my Facebook feed is a Bernie Sanders echo chamber.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-06-10 11:44:45
@j_c_fitz more like asking the cameraman
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-10 18:03:00
Slack is down and we are forced to communicate with our voices. This is terrible.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-06-11 02:21:06
Lately I've been confusing "ever not" and "never" in speech. That's a special kind of aphasia.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-12 15:29:30
RT @adamsteinbaugh: "Why don't more Muslims condemn terrorism??" [Imam appears at press conference to condemn terrorism] "Why is this guy h…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-13 18:02:28
RT @TODAYshow: We’re remembering our friend Tim Russert who died 8 years ago today.
https://t.co/TDpT1H0sdp
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-14 12:54:38
The most disturbing part of this article is how little it would surprise me to see it in the next all-office email
https://t.co/jQ1jdk097q
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2016-06-15 19:19:40
RT @awscloud: Over 1,000,000 machine-readable electronic IRS 990 filings are now available on Amazon S3.
https://t.co/xp4czdMBUohttps://t.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-15 19:37:41
Please enjoy this page of self-improvement tips I have found interesting enough to save over the last six years:
https://t.co/kDXLG2EhsJ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-15 20:00:16
RT @RectorSun: Fraling: What's a 10-15? Franklin: IDK Fraling, 1 eyebrow up: "Aren't you testifying as an expert on general orders..policie…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-15 20:20:13
Is anyone legitimately using the .TOP TLD? So far my experience has been 100% spam-related.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-15 21:30:54
For my fellow parents, I have also compiled a large list of kid tips and tricks you may like
https://t.co/Y3gpjydXId
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-16 00:01:13
@alexhillman Once had an article written on me based on one mailing list post, and named my humorous Organization: header as my employer.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-16 00:04:12
@kylejbritt I wrote that tweet after hand blocking everything about that TLD on my email server. I'd never see a thing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-16 13:41:40
RT @Snowden: Significance is more than docs. Hacktivists, possibly state-sponsored, now demonstrating intent -- and capability -- to influe…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-16 13:52:00
New Jersey friends: need recommendations for a nice park and brunch in vicinity of Metropark or New Brunswick Station on a Saturday morning.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-16 19:18:52
I stayed out of discussion of the charged topics of this week until about an hour ago, when I dipped my toe in and immediately regretted it.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-06-16 20:51:37
RT @steveluscher: Map/filter/reduce in a tweet:
map([🌽, 🐮, 🐔], cook) => [🍿, 🍔, 🍳]
filter([🍿, 🍔, 🍳], isVegetarian) => [🍿, 🍳]
reduce([🍿,…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-17 16:33:42
RT @jonst0kes: I just updated "Why I Need an AR-15" with an appendix containing some further reading, for those interested:
https://t.co/Jh…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-17 16:35:12
RT @justin_fenton: "This is a problem" - police on scanner referring to group of "50, 60 kids" fighting downtown. "Keep them away from the…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-20 13:18:27
Today's spam has more validation headers, signatures, and a better Spam Assassin score than most legitimate email I receive.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-20 17:11:40
Based on recent news reports I can literally not trust the red X button to mean "Don't do this thing"
https://t.co/8EhCExpUiA
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-20 19:02:53
Holy crap, in an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine they imprison a sentient train in a tunnel for not working. #wtf
https://t.co/8p5I1GmHsn
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-06-20 23:51:59
It'd be one thing if they let it/him out at the end of the episode but GUYS THEY JUST DON'T. Voiceover: "he deserved it" then credits.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-21 00:02:57
RT @chrislhayes: I think the idea that politicians do the NRA's bidding because of the $ the NRA gives them is wrong and bad analysis.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-21 01:33:31
RT @InternetHippo: GF: If you don't stop pretending to be a news anchor I will leave you
ME (into the camera): Breaking: my heart
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-21 18:18:27
Building maintenance is running around with squawking radios and stacks of paper towels.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-22 17:26:41
RT @tzd_maryland: Just a friendly reminder…
https://t.co/RqyLAsx4sW
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-23 14:59:44
RT @letsencrypt: Comodo Attempting to Register Let’s Encrypt Trademarks
https://t.co/fwLyy6xOnq
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-24 12:55:17
RT @LauraTopham: Leave voter on BBC: "I'm shocked & worried. I voted Leave but didn't think my vote would count - I never thought it would…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-24 13:00:19
RT @mattdpearce: This is like one of those front pages from the 1930s.
https://t.co/ckXAMoVJ9K
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-24 13:04:56
RT @HayesBrown: Today feels like a really bad episode of Doctor Who where everything is just wrong enough that you know the timeline has be…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-25 20:38:46
Current status
https://t.co/yMDrzo9g7A
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-27 14:41:47
There is literally no reason to write 2K16 in place of 2016.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-27 15:12:35
Fascinating point from Slate Money Podcast: If EU negotiations with UK are conciliatory and not punitive it actually sets up a moral hazard.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-27 19:20:46
RT @RikerGoogling: have the brexit ever fought the borg
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-28 13:00:55
Current status: Making the world a more terrible place by teaching myself to design and produce animated banner ads.
https://t.co/q1DJ49fl25
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-28 13:15:06
RT @kwamerose: Baltimore Police telling people "Go Home" residents say "we are home". #RIPScoota
https://t.co/FywwdSmVyc
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-06-28 15:07:59
Amazon is offering a seminar about how the back-end of Grindr works. Every time I go to sign up I just wind up giggling uncontrollably.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-06-28 21:33:36
This will be a fun drive home
https://t.co/fpO2Mxx5HS
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-06-30 22:37:14
County air helicopter low over Kings Ridge neighborhood in Precinct eight
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July
2016-07-02 16:36:12
RT @Carols10cents: 1998:
- Don't get in strangers' cars
- Don't meet ppl from internet
2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-04 14:31:12
RT @corinthian93: Lodge officers ready to March in the Towson July 4 parade, come join us!
https://t.co/KtUWNa2ERh
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2016-07-04 17:18:55
RT @david_s_marks: The rain is holding out for the Towson Fourth of July Parade. Happy 240th birthday, America! #IndependenceDay
https://t…
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2016-07-04 17:20:20
RT @corinthian93: So happy to be joined by the young ladies of Bethel 36
https://t.co/IfRSJN4OoC
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-04 17:38:08
RT @iamdevloper: Today we celebrate the day when Jeff Goldblum blind deployed untested code into a completely hostile environment and it ra…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-04 18:10:59
Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸
https://t.co/U7nWHoutwx
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-07-06 15:00:19
I'm not the only developer in this office who knows how to fetch, merge, and rebase, but I appear to the the only one who cares to use it.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-07-07 13:39:20
My right and left ear canals are different sizes, so I have to use different earbud caps on each side of my headphones.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-08 12:45:50
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD sends sincerest condolences to the members of the Dallas Police Dept and the Dallas Area Rapid Transit Police on…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-08 18:11:34
Yesterday I was going to write some dystopian cyberpunk fiction set in major U.S. city where a police robot self-destructs to kill a sniper.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-09 14:54:34
RT @XplodingUnicorn: Realtor: Well?
Me: This house doesn't have what I'm looking for
Realtor: Sir, are you playing Pokémon Go?
Me: Show…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-09 14:58:01
RT @FrankPasquale: Most efforts to reduce law to engineering are based on notions of science & law that were outdated even in 1989
https://…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-11 15:13:23
Today, as on many days, I look exactly like my profile picture.
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2016-07-11 16:44:33
RT @NYPD19Pct: Yeah we know Charizard is rare but don't let Officer Monello & his new partner catch you! Don't #CatchEmAll & drive!
https:/…
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2016-07-12 12:41:26
RT @JimWBALTraffic: UPDATE: @BaltimoreFire reports that all 5 houses on fire Fenwick Ave & Harford Rd are vacant. @wbalradio #mdtraffic
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2016-07-12 12:42:48
RT @BaltimoreFire: 2 Alarm Fire 2700 Fenwick Ave. 1 rescue. No citizen injuries. 1 minor firefighter injury.
https://t.co/9DUSfyzQMC
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2016-07-12 15:40:48
@ding_0_ This is the first I've encountered major fire activity there. I wish someone had had the courtesy to mark road closures on @waze
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2016-07-12 16:51:08
RT @BACOPoliceFire: #BCoPD investigating robbery of people playing Pokemon Go.
https://t.co/RcstgOHdte^JW #PokemonGo
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2016-07-13 17:04:17
RT @HillaryClinton: The vast majority of gun owners agree: we have to prevent gun violence.
If we’re looking for common ground, this is co…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-14 15:09:05
Malicious compliance is my favorite kind
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-14 22:37:38
Just got a direct mail piece from the Trump campaign. Are they just scraping the phone book for names?
https://t.co/Gi4OBJh4La
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2016-07-16 14:17:15
RT @mikethomsen: Pence: "Any mocks for our new logo?" Trump: "👉👌🇺🇸" Pence: ... #trumppence #pencetration
https://t.co/X2f5upnPTb
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-16 23:09:01
@j_c_fitz
https://t.co/LaH1MRMnc0
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-07-17 14:56:20
RT @fuzzlaw: Seriously, it's looking bad. The whole damn landscape for protest & true progress will change if this is another ambush on cop…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-17 15:31:41
Current status
https://t.co/m6ps3nVXnK
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-07-17 16:22:33
RT @chrisalexander_: This mom's post about #PokemonGO helping her autistic son had me in my feelings.
https://t.co/2UrN2dCjc0
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-18 15:23:04
Current status
https://t.co/nWCBNRwhO3
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-18 15:30:01
@jurph Thanks! I buy them by the box every few months (the pens not the progeny)
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-07-19 18:18:23
RT @BACOPoliceFire: The 1st Annual Parkville Community Day is this Saturday from 11 to 4 at Parkville High Sch.
https://t.co/3s8ZvmO9rYhtt…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-20 13:37:04
RT @adage: .@JohnCena's pecs do all the talking in @Hefty's new ad
https://t.co/Zfvh3Pf93whttps://t.co/GQtMoyk6MK
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-20 15:27:12
RT @BaltimorePolice: #PokemonGO is not all fun and games. Here is a video of a distracted driver who struck one of our cars. #PlaySafe
http…
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2016-07-22 11:19:49
RT @misterbrilliant: Another embarrassing u-turn for climate "scientists". First they said May was the hottest month ever recorded. Now the…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-24 13:09:44
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: But hey maybe I'm the only one who cares #DNCLeak is a domestic attack by a foreign government to change an election.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-07-25 20:03:41
New corporate BYOD policy for remote email access is AirWatch plus 8 character alphanumeric password on phone at all times. Nope. #optout
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-07-27 14:46:48
Nobody has added a -gate suffix to the DNC Email hack, even though it's probably the closest thing we've seen to Watergate in my life.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2016-07-28 21:56:23
RT @MZHemingway: OH: "If the RNC was the inner monologue of your racist uncle, the DNC is the social-justice Tumblr of your useless cousin."
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2016-07-31 13:31:08
RT @elliosch: Trump: "Putin's not gonna go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down."
ABC: He's there tho.
Trump: ¯_(ツ)_/¯ https://…
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August
2016-08-01 17:16:00
Does wget have an option similar to curl's --resolve?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-01 19:18:52
Watching Mr. Robot. Googled Suboxone. Now Adwords thinks I'm an addict.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-01 23:13:27
Baltimore County proves once again it is collectively terrified of living next to poor black people. Landlord rights my ass. #46-16
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-08-01 23:21:14
Rising tides mean zilch when you're stuck in shit school districts & w/o a walkable grocery store because nobody takes your vouchers. #46-16
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-08-01 23:34:01
In case anyone is wondering, this is what council voted against 6-1
https://t.co/DN0jsIgQHd#46-16
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-08-01 23:48:09
Now back to your regularly scheduled gripes about corporate life and software development.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-02 12:43:03
Scott Jenkins on how the vote against Bill 46-16 prevents disadvantaged citizens from breaking out of poverty
https://t.co/pALutu6zGw
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-03 22:23:13
Current mood
https://t.co/6o5WHe3ZbJ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-04 16:02:02
Current Captain
https://t.co/1Gy3S6JvTj
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-08-09 16:02:28
My grandfather is three years older than the town he lives in.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2016-08-11 15:23:15
Accidentally started a house music DJ podcast at 1.5x speed and didn't notice for a minute and a half.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-15 20:25:55
Here's @DCPoliceDept on tape pinning a girl against a patrol car so her feet don't touch the ground WTH?
https://t.co/RnDxhNU6xm
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-08-19 23:41:20
RT @elliosch: The one and only Mr. Brexit
https://t.co/4khNIcuFJI
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2016-08-23 17:20:52
RT @jlepolastewart: Teachers in #Baltimore County are being told to not deduct points for late or missing assignments #Baco
https://t.co/cm…
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2016-08-25 13:42:41
RT @AndrewBloch: The best video of an astronaut forgetting that he isn't in space, that you will see today
https://t.co/Ph5xnZIkqB
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-27 21:44:33
RT @sannewman: Always a bridesmaid, never the Brideslord, summoning the nation's brides to war with a mighty blast of the brideshorn.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-31 15:41:22
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: RFCs seem pretty airtight and exact in what they define, until you talk to a drunk Google engineer who just finished y…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-08-31 16:18:35
RT @techdirt: Louis Vuitton's Inability To Take A Joke Opens Up A Chance To Fix Our Broken Trademark Laws
https://t.co/dp07yeaW6F
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September
2016-09-01 18:18:28
This is my workstation right now. Not real ergonomic but surprisingly productive since both kids are asleep.
https://t.co/HiomKeW2My
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-09-01 18:22:32
@bsarsgard I haven't yet but now I will
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2016-09-03 00:46:47
Today 7 county police cars responded to a daytime burglary on my block. My city friends can't believe it.
https://t.co/UU3s3Oi3Vb
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2016-09-05 16:23:06
"Sorry, I poop on you, butt" --My toddler
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-09-08 16:23:42
My UI/UX experience: "This UI is cumbersome. Lets write Python script to use the API to do what we need on the command line."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-09-09 16:05:40
9/11/01 9:40am: Walking down Crystal Dr. in Arlington VA as fluffy ash falls around us. I say to my friend, "There must be a fire nearby."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-09-09 16:51:19
How long ago was 9/11? Here's what I was carrying that day to attend a hearing in DC, and here's what I carry today.
https://t.co/lHWeCI9dLG
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2016-09-09 18:46:39
Trump to speak at Baltimore Convention Center on Monday
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2016-09-09 18:51:51
RT @miffedmim: Introvert 911: Introvert: 911: Introvert: Is someone there? 911: Aaaahhh! Introvert: Aaahh!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-11 16:54:47
Yesterday: got a Fitbit. Today: cut down most of a tree.
https://t.co/3Rqa0xzRFH
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-09-12 17:08:42
Foxtrot flying a tight circle over Convention Center right now
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-13 17:37:14
Interesting: Caretaker contracted zika from elderly family member with high viral load via non-sexual contact
https://t.co/ADquIwZPri
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-13 19:37:01
Today I have been in the "fat burn zone" of heart rate for 183 minutes thanks to 1) a flu shot 2) job stress.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-13 20:09:47
Nothing will ever beat the escaped llama pursuit live stream, but this stolen big rig is a close second.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-09-14 15:31:05
Another round of official looking HomeServe solicitations from Baltimore City. How many subscribers realize it's an optional warranty?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-15 16:51:34
Building management replaced their toilet paper stocks with an even cheaper and more terrible brand.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-17 20:21:14
Thread confirms my suspicions, constantly monitoring my heart rate can help predict when I will get sick
https://t.co/XB2TKNhDsq
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-17 23:30:37
RT @adamsteinbaugh: "Irresponsible intent" is a legally meaningless phrase.
https://t.co/P7AtGXkOse
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-20 00:31:58
County Air searching near Joppa and Waltham Woods right now with spotlight. Not sure for who or what.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-20 13:59:14
RT @SICKOFWOLVES: I WORK ON FREELANCE
DO NOT ASK FOR MY WORK HISTORY
DO NOT ASK ME TO PROVE MY SKILL SET
I AM A REAL HUMAN GRAPHIC DESIG…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-21 22:03:06
Every time I call 911 I get a little better at it. This time I only forgot direction of travel. Total call time 51 seconds.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-09-22 16:34:09
Got a new bottle of Flonase yesterday and kids slept all night through. I feel like a million bucks today.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-23 17:17:32
Disaster declaration for Ellicott City makes federal funding available to state and local governments #ECFlood
https://t.co/yTqYk7aGDk
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-27 00:10:06
CNN go on the TV, Tweetdeck on the laptop, antacids on the table next to the couch. I'm ready.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-27 01:28:39
Someone put new batteries in Lester Holt's microphone please?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-09-27 01:43:48
RT @GlennThrush: Trump essentially agreed he stiffed his workers... A very very big unforced error.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-27 16:57:04
Philips wanted $20 for a new baby monitor battery pack. Spent $3.37 on two new NiMH AA and aluminum foil. Problem solved.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-09-29 14:03:56
RT @mattaukamp: One day, Donald Trump is going to look a reporter straight in the eyes on national TV and say "I never ran for President."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-29 15:06:11
According to my 20-something colleagues, a trackball is an old person's input device and I am crushed.
https://t.co/qpaCn8iYYJ
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2016-09-29 18:25:08
Followed down the rabbit hole from an ad on app to weight loss pill site "trial" form to the tiny TOS link. Wow.
https://t.co/Ysmmtg6UO2
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-29 18:28:51
There is an iBeacon 8.91 meters from me right now.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-30 14:14:20
President didn't veto JASTA hard enough, so now Congress mad Constitution doesn't have takesies-backsies clause.
https://t.co/DBkz4CSGrG
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-09-30 17:28:31
Just deployed a really slick @awscloud Lambda in Python to link the @mandrillapp API to @NodePing. Sometimes my day is really fun.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
October
2016-10-01 00:54:36
Proposed banquet facility on Harford Rd submits overly honest business plan to local community
https://t.co/JeN1YpWVfW
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2016-10-01 11:33:39
@david_s_marks Wish I could be there this morning
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-05 00:36:12
This evening's sketch: concept for ADA compliant wheelchair ramp
https://t.co/R4DmUddAnX
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-10-05 12:13:10
RT @GQMagazine:
https://t.co/1y2Pd8fhkS
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-08 23:38:03
Trump campaign dumpster fire burning so bright Clinton will go to WH with mandate big enough to place Bernie Sanders on Supreme Court.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-10-10 17:25:03
RT @lazaru_s: git config --global alias.yolo "push --force"
#monday
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2016-10-11 15:55:39
I'm happy that millennials think that a period at the end of a text message denotes aggression because that's Exactly. How. I. Mean. It.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 2
2016-10-12 11:12:08
RT @delawareonline: Man found dead at Playa del Fuego in Townsend; foul play not suspected
https://t.co/PjTTdYgwNV#netDE @playdelfuego Sto…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-13 16:09:21
Blue Angels are here and I forgot my scanner radio at home.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-10-13 18:25:03
RT @CharmCitySpence: 2yo daughter: The Sun's not up.Is it still nite nite time? Me: No, the Sun will be up in a few minutes. 2yo: COME ON…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-18 21:42:19
This explains everything
https://t.co/gCraHXmkcq#startrek #holdmybeer
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2016-10-19 15:30:56
RT @mistersql: I'm nervous at parties I said Try small talk they said Everyone just stares when I talk of benefits of stateful objects & me…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-21 23:10:55
Is there a FitBit sleep challenge? Because I'm about to win today.
https://t.co/ZGMtC7NqJ9
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-10-26 17:38:52
Went to upgrade drivers on Foscam cameras, U.S. distributor writes to say Chinese supplier undercut them, building own stuff now.
https://t.co/XA5j5sfU9T
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-27 18:11:25
Added "Architect" to my LinkedIn profile, and now I am getting timeline ads for home building and construction products.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-10-27 18:30:32
My toddler s entering the developmental phase where she learns not every display is a touch-screen.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-10-31 14:53:32
Hatch Act invoked. Bingo!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-10-31 17:30:21
Remember that time before smart phones when people would ask to borrow your computer so they could log in to their web mail?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
November
2016-11-01 15:01:39
RT @LarryMillerTV: Act of goodness: woman gives investigators donuts and coffee while they gather information on a horrific bus accident in…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-01 15:06:02
@jurph Why even have a process? The onus for non-HSA purchases is on you at IRS audit time, if it ever comes. Don't need a middleman.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-11-01 15:07:56
@annmariebrok Front End dev
https://t.co/sdtlJQi8fq
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-02 13:07:49
Imagine trying to explain to your hard-of-hearing grandparents that you go to Crown College.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-03 14:31:51
Spam email with NSFW files attached is a thing again now?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-04 17:37:49
Received spam from an IP address of 1.39.98.130. I know 1/8 is a legitimate network but it just feels so wrong.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-11-08 01:36:14
RT @Fahrenthold: FINAL UPDATE: I spent 6 months looking for proof that @realDonaldTrump gives "tens of millions" to charity, as he claims.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-08 13:56:10
RT @DPRK_News: Last bright and sunny day dawns over United States, before country is to be plunged into never-ending winter of eternal sham…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-08 16:25:42
I can think of when I see this "Privacy Pop" bed ad is a massive dutch oven.
https://t.co/wsyBV1ZW5Q
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-08 18:56:54
Last Saturday the Honeygo early voting was so empty the Chief Judge came out to the playground to see if anyone wanted to vote.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-08 19:04:40
Can I paste a printed mailing label in the address portion of a Certified Mail Receipt PS Form 3800 instead of hand-writing? @USPSHelp
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-08 21:43:04
Sun sets in 15 minutes from now. My brain set 15 minutes ago.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-09 01:14:27
Somebody at NY Times new media department discovered a random walk jQuery plugin.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-11-09 18:44:49
Amplifying @POTUS: The presidency is bigger than any of us. We must move forward with a presumption of good faith in our fellow citizens.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-11-10 16:25:25
175 is hexadecimal AF
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 3
2016-11-13 23:50:42
RT @timescanner: Young people. We at the Time Bureau made sure you were raised on YA novels about resisting dystopian regimes for a reason.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-14 15:06:37
RT @AstroKatie: "Don't worry," said the cosmologist, "it will all be 0K in the end."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-18 15:57:11
Yesterday the Turkish president denounced protests against Donald Trump, which is the strongest endorsement of them I've heard all week.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-11-19 22:35:55
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: So rude of the Hamilton folks to boo Mike Pence, they should've kept it classy and picked out a disabled person in the…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-20 14:05:36
RT @jeeveswilliams: Trump’s so angry at theatre, he's gonna try to build a fourth wall.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-20 14:52:27
RT @ACLU: Democratic & Republican presidents have understood freedom of speech makes our country stronger, even if it makes our leaders unc…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-21 11:39:25
RT @danielwinlander: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING? IT'S POIGNANT SELF-REFLECTION AND STIGMA-REDUCING HONESTY!
https://t.co/zOFizz…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-22 17:48:29
Just got my Fraley v. Facebook payout in the mail.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-26 15:00:49
Performing a 90 GB backup onto quite possibly the slowest USB storage device ever made.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2016-11-27 17:26:48
Kid in this restaurant is wearing an "Immaculate Conception" windbreaker but chances are he happened the regular way.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2016-11-27 18:22:44
@phil_g Just educated myself on Wikipedia. I had no idea.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2016-11-28 16:29:06
Rare group photo of Trump's prospective cabinet released
https://t.co/LPFXvIV7Ie
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2016-11-29 00:04:50
RT @nytimes: "It is uncharted territory": How Donald Trump's global business entanglements could shadow his foreign policy.
https://t.co/DZ…
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2016-11-29 13:58:21
RT @RyanLizza: Trump Hotel lease "presents unprecedented and intolerable conflicts of interest."
https://t.co/eriSnHyHRu
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December
2016-12-01 21:39:23
Holy city water bill sticker shock, Batman!
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2016-12-03 19:22:04
Woman and son knock on my door, open with "I was just admiring your NO SOLICITING sign." Proceed to try to sell me something. Not even mad.
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2016-12-06 14:20:33
Great explanation of why it's a problem that PEOTUS Trump talks to Taiwan
https://t.co/WvwlXHqcgG
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2016-12-07 21:38:24
RT @kibblesmith: Me & @JenAshleyWright have decided our future child will only know about Black Santa. If they see a white one we'll say "T…
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2016-12-08 15:34:04
Baofeng UV5RA down to $20 on Amazon. I paid something like $379 for an (functionally) equivalent ham radio handheld in 1997.
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2016-12-13 17:01:05
RT @bryne: 🚣
https://t.co/004phFkLT9
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2016-12-14 20:02:02
@MaybeAlexL In that case they should have kept Harambe back for something really important
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2016-12-15 15:29:37
I think GoDaddy just marked our account phone number invalid because our office manager won't transfer sales calls to developers.
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2016-12-17 11:21:56
RT @SICKOFWOLVES: I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE
WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE
I WILL LOOP YOU IN
LET US CIRCLE BACK
I EAT BONES
SYNERGY
WHAT DID I JUS…
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2016-12-17 12:04:57
@WB4RFQ that looks so cozy!
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2016-12-17 14:04:28
As you read this scores of armchair political commentators are starting blogs titled "Unpresidented"
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2016-12-18 12:21:44
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Me at 17: Yeah Neo fight the power bring down the facade of society and corporations Me at 27: All those people are em…
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2016-12-20 12:45:56
@mistersql
https://t.co/Wzq0VWLCsq
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2016-12-22 16:57:10
BREAKING: THE MERCURIAL PRESIDENT-ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES DOESN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE ENOUGH NUCLEAR WEAPONS. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. SOON.
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2016-12-22 16:59:42
May God have mercy on our souls if our country enters into any nuanced nuclear brinkmanship with Donald Trump at the switch.
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2016-12-22 17:02:46
RT @EmmyA2: mood today-1/20/2021
https://t.co/NhICfrBpe9
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2016-12-22 17:10:30
Just bookmarked
https://t.co/7MZ6MNXf8R
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2016-12-23 17:55:47
There are literally no supervisors in today with authority to close the office early. On the other hand there's literally no supervisors...
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2016-12-30 15:16:06
RT @spacerog: This is not 'cyberwar' it is classic espionage that happens to use cyber elements
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2016-12-31 14:35:34
RT @JDeurbrouck: My 81 year-old dad thought this up and asked me to post it. I'm supposed to let him know if it goes viral. :)
https://t.co…
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