Tweets from 2017

January

2017-01-02 23:53:40

I am in need of a bow tie for Wednesday. Can anyone help?

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2017-01-04 13:12:57

@michaeldweiss it would probably improve his polling

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2017-01-04 14:31:31

Preparing for tonight's @corinthian93 installation of officers. https://t.co/AAbLUYuVlB

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2017-01-04 15:27:40

Leaked DOJ memo raises concerns about ethics of nominee Steven Mnuchin https://t.co/Y9UfB6fLtl

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2017-01-04 18:14:19

Not allowed to co-mingle internal and client expenses on a single expense report anymore, so a 1 hour weekly process just became 3.

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2017-01-05 03:22:00

RT @corinthian93: Congratulations to our newly installed officers for the 2017 term! https://t.co/YtTQvA2Vxk

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2017-01-05 16:31:48

Literally three pages to go until I fill my development notebook I started on July 15, 2015. Works out to a page every 1.86 business days.

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2017-01-06 20:29:25

Looks like a large fire due north from Inner Harbor, somewhere around Penn Station maybe?

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2017-01-08 11:55:18

RT @yashar: Michele dressed up as Ruth Bader Ginsburg for super heroes day at her school. And she got a personal note from Justice Ginsburg…

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2017-01-10 15:19:51

RT @SweeneyABC: HAPPENING NOW: Protestor thrown out of Sessions confirmation hearing. Dressed as klansman. https://t.co/2DPJhg7M8M

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2017-01-12 12:09:00

RT @Jared_Wade: Best piece I’ve seen as far as clearly explaining how #GoldenDossier came to be. It claims ex-MI6 agent gave it to press du…

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2017-01-12 15:30:02

RT @MichaelSkolnik: If you’re just waking up, you should know that 51 Republican US Senators voted at 1AM to repeal the Affordable Care Act…

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2017-01-12 15:30:50

RT @mmasnick: Our statement on the lawsuit that's been filed against us: https://t.co/NzfnQvmJ2L

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2017-01-12 16:01:11

RT @iamdevloper: The barman asks what the first one wants, two race conditions walk into a bar.

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2017-01-12 21:33:13

Jim Johnson out as Baltimore County Police Chief

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2017-01-12 22:26:04

Lovely view from the balcony on a very pleasant evening in Baltimore. https://t.co/dBGnntMteK

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2017-01-13 12:54:45

RT @fienen: Giuliani Security:

Expired SSL
Doesn't force https
Exposed CMS login
Uses Flash
Using EOL PHP version
SSL Lab grade…
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2017-01-13 21:07:51

One of the sadder parts of 1/20 will be that I can't make PEEOTUS jokes anymore.

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2017-01-14 23:20:24

RT @peterdaou: As the first black POTUS leaves office with honor, a new president supported by white nationalists fights with John Lewis on…

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2017-01-16 23:17:46

RT @alexandraerin: "I finally booked an act for the inauguration!"

"What's it called?"

"THE ARISTOCRATS!"

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2017-01-17 02:12:56

Naturally we had to take the #sophiethegiraffe challenge to see for ourselves. Not unexpected but still a little gross. https://t.co/Fzio5S89MX

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2017-01-17 14:54:36

@normative @mattyglesias All propositions are derivable from a Markov chain sentence generator that posts indiscriminately to Twitter too

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2017-01-17 20:02:14

@NSMustache I purchased the forever-free package on MyNoise iPhone app but some new downloads are showing as $0.99. Change in policy?

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2017-01-17 20:53:39

Achievement unlocked: Filled a 100 page composition book with programming and debugging notes 7/14/15 to 1/17/17.

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2017-01-18 12:14:00

@audiosampling @NSMustache thank you worked great

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2017-01-18 14:46:25

RT @gfixler: "Can everyone read the code on the slide?" "Not really." <enlarges text> "Better?" "No, it's still Scala."

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2017-01-18 16:11:32

Baltimore: Any recommendations for good iPhone screen replacement service? Fast is good, cheap is better.

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2017-01-18 16:17:34

@krues8dr Last one I tried didn't go so well, couldn't reseat the connector properly.

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2017-01-18 16:33:35

@krues8dr Total parts would cost $78.75. A shop in my building says $100. So I'm gonna have to say its worth the $21.25 to not do it myself.

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2017-01-19 16:07:13

Looking back though my photos, I seem to have a habit of posing my daughter in the passenger seat of fire trucks a lot.

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2017-01-19 19:49:42

Any server across the Twitter infrastructure that can post as Donald Trump is a high-value target. How long before an insider gets bought?

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2017-01-20 14:41:13

RT @andimcdaniel: On Metro, guy in "F@#k Trump" t-shirt seated by 60yo man in red Trump hat. When they part, both nod & say: "Be safe." #In…

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2017-01-20 16:25:45

RT @sexologistjill: 8 ways Obama made my job as a sexologist easier. #thanksobama

https://t.co/NEBVQOGwqx

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2017-01-20 19:13:09

Write code, read email, sip from the Twitter fire hose. Repeat.

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2017-01-21 15:25:15

RT @sawdustbear: Oh wow. Okay, my #resistanceauntie painting is available for use under a free culture license(CC Attribution 4.0). https:/…

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2017-01-21 19:49:00

RT @emwilco: This! https://t.co/ee4n7uaBcp https://t.co/UbKL2rZDuN

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2017-01-21 23:48:25

RT @jfuentes: Shut it down. Today's best sign (via @womensmarch). https://t.co/Bsd2128jDw

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2017-01-22 00:14:29

Imagine potential agent provocateurs at #womensmarch thinking "I can't start a riot now, my MOM is watching this."

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2017-01-22 12:15:22

RT @justinshanes: Spicer statement proves 3 things: 1) Trump knows protest crowds were enormous, 2) he's wildly insecure about it, 3) we ne…

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2017-01-22 13:00:44

RT @GonzoHacker: It was the year 2017 and things had gone full cyberpunk https://t.co/gd7PCEBHZ2

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2017-01-22 21:17:31

RT @JamieStelter: A+ chyron @brianstelter @ReliableSources https://t.co/2wy8eU90jI

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2017-01-22 23:26:14

Added a boot screen image to my portable handheld network access terminal to remind myself every morning I'm inside a cyberpunk novel. https://t.co/XVjYkBZ2d0

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2017-01-23 14:53:01

RT @BulletinAtomic: Watch the 2017 Doomsday Clock announcement: https://t.co/6K7XJfIii8 https://t.co/MvwwIQ6HvG

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2017-01-23 16:55:16

RT @JoeBelock: Dallas Stars jumbotron trolls Sean Spicer, President Trump https://t.co/AU9ALGmsLL #SeanSpicerSays https://t.co/tDpvoEamuu

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2017-01-23 17:09:27

Get ready for Trump to attempt to delegitimize and minimize Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists after their announcement next week.

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2017-01-23 18:14:49

Apologies to everyone https://t.co/m75lE4lp46

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2017-01-23 19:29:05

RT @Monte_Colorman: Press Secretary Sean Spicer: "How many lights do you see?"

Media: "There are four lights."

Spicer: "No, there are fiv…

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2017-01-24 22:12:51

RT @Tojiro: Eliminate negativity in your code with this one weird trick. https://t.co/pWvw77sMdv

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2017-01-25 01:41:34

RT @dorothysnarker: In 2017 The Resistance is being led by Merriam-Webster, Teen Vogue, and Badlands National Park. #resist https://t.co/wg…

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2017-01-25 14:17:56

RT @BaltimoreBrew: Another @BmoreCityDOT project -aging Harford Rd Bridge- plagued by overruns, delays.Extra $438,000 sought tomorrow https…

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2017-01-25 14:56:36

Know who earnestly wishes Trump had lost EC but won popular vote? Donald Trump. He'd get to brag, take potshots at HRC, zero responsibility.

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2017-01-25 15:00:55

History books will be merciless in analysis of DJT presidency. Trump loss would be a amusing footnote about the formation of TRUMP TV.

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2017-01-25 17:26:58

RT @washingtonpost: Read the draft of the executive order on CIA "black sites" https://t.co/b2kraB6Iuz

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2017-01-27 03:11:49

RT @DougGansler: Want to feel old? Barack Obama was President this time last week.

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2017-01-28 19:58:06

@maustermuhle Only when it's raining.

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2017-01-29 00:15:02

RT @JimAxelrod: Just to be clear: Iraqi refugee held in cuffs for 17 hours at JFK before being allowed in was an interpreter for US troops…

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2017-01-29 00:28:47

RT @ZackBornstein: First they came for the Muslims, And we all freaked out and resisted, Because this is full-on Nazi shit, And we know bet…

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2017-01-29 00:30:35

@ChrisVanHollen Fix this, Senator.

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2017-01-29 00:54:21

RT @saladinahmed: all of this all of this all of this for a threat that kills fewer americans than lightning

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2017-01-29 01:22:31

RT @NTarnopolsky: White House doubles down on removing Jews from Holocaust Remembrance Day statement "because others were killed too" https…

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2017-01-29 01:27:21

RT @NYGovCuomo: I have ordered the Port Authority to reverse its decision regarding the JFK AirTrain. The people of New York will have thei…

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2017-01-29 02:22:02

I just made my donation to the @ACLU. Join me and show your support! https://t.co/xydHBjSrjC

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2017-01-29 17:12:21

RT @awrightbrian: People who voted Trump in order to "blow up the system" have obviously never seen a system blow up before.

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2017-01-29 19:17:32

I see the storm coming, and I know that His hand is in it.

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2017-01-30 01:21:25

Tonight's bedtime reading: The Qur'an. If Trump, Bannon, and Priebus are all afraid of what's inside, it must be something worth knowing.

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2017-01-30 01:25:36

RT @HadiNili: Giuliani: When Trump first announced it, he said a #MuslimBan, then he called me up & asked me to show him the way to do it l…

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2017-01-30 01:27:51

tl;dr @LarryHogan on Trump EO: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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2017-01-30 16:31:31

Anyone Twitter friends near Tribeca area in NYC would like to have lunch today?

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2017-01-30 17:52:00

Seriously, I have no hungry Twitter followers in Manhattan?

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2017-01-30 18:05:19

@BennyBananas Thanks, I feel less alone up here now :)

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2017-01-30 18:57:20

@MCChocolateGuy Thanks, I am reading this one https://t.co/DQma0do8Gu which has lots of introduction and many footnotes

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2017-01-31 01:46:22

RT @maya_kazan: I'd like to repeat: Tomorrow is the last day to enroll in Obamacare. If you enroll, youll be covered for 1 year, even if th…

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2017-01-31 12:26:58

RT @yottapoint: Amazing. Sally Yates at her confirmation hearing answering her job-ending Q. Look who's asking. Via @charles_gaba https://…

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2017-01-31 13:18:53

RT @daniel_barker: -What do we want? -No more Nazis! -When do we want it? -Honestly like 70 years ago I mean it was a whole thing.

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2017-01-31 14:13:58

@pushingit because capacitors

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2017-01-31 15:26:18

Sitting in open office plan. Everyone has 27" monitors. Can hear every whisper. Can't see a single face. Still feel disconnected.

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February

2017-02-01 13:35:35

RT @kinablog: From a Norwegian paper:

If you were stranded on an island, who would you bring along?
I'll take one for the team and brin…
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2017-02-01 17:40:18

RT @HCLTowson: Visit Holy Cross PreSchool on Open House Day. See what everyone is talking about! https://t.co/i9grE6jpTx

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2017-02-01 21:32:02

Anyone know how I can get a Monoprice IPS-ZERO-G WQHD to display my 1080 res in the middle of the screen instead of trying to scale it?

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2017-02-01 21:41:47

RT @GrainneMaguire: Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.

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2017-02-02 21:57:18

Not sure what this actually means but it sounds vaguely promising https://t.co/nulz3SuQp5

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2017-02-03 17:50:48

RT @mariyastrauss: Horrified and stunned that there has been a homicide inside Red Emma's. Much love and solidarity to the staff in this mo…

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2017-02-05 15:22:03

RT @laurenduca: Pretty much https://t.co/iRJ17y95Ad

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2017-02-06 11:23:36

RT @EricHolder: Inscribed on the United States Department of Justice building in Washington, D.C. https://t.co/QWpkx6TBvh

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2017-02-06 12:14:03

We won't truly be at parity with Putin's Russia until Trump admin assassinates its first journalist. So, you know, watch for that.

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2017-02-06 17:15:32

Why Melissa McCarthy Had to Play Sean Spicer https://t.co/9Q5QB9FtNX

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2017-02-06 17:19:23

@ElectRyanDorsey Relevant to your interests: https://t.co/V2TfKkYj3C

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2017-02-07 19:16:16

Reddit post indicates VIP visitor to the Inner Harbor tomorrow https://t.co/x8YK0IX3iR

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2017-02-07 21:15:05

RT @SmithsonianMag: What geology has to say about building a 1,000-mile border wall. https://t.co/9RnFXUHn6s

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2017-02-07 21:31:24

RT @mikamckinnon: About that wall: Everyone knows that large construction requires EXTENSIVE geotech investigation & design, yes? Earth doe…

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2017-02-08 11:35:43

RT @LabSplice: "If Betsy DeVos can be Education Secretary, then I can certainly do whatever the fuck it is you do here." My cover letter, i…

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2017-02-08 15:16:11

Nevertheless, she persisted.

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2017-02-08 16:05:05

It's the passion in this scam email that really impresses me the most https://t.co/pPCSHLeG1d

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2017-02-08 16:10:05

RT @Olivianuzzi: To review: the president attacked an American company on behalf of his family whose business he promised he would no longe…

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2017-02-08 18:53:39

RT @bessbell: Nevertheless, she persisted. 💪 https://t.co/YFQnlV1PH5

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2017-02-08 20:27:31

RT @Yamiche: Sean Spicer just now: I can only hope that if Coretta Scott King was still with us, that she would support Senator Sessions's…

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2017-02-09 02:42:17

RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Ask not what your country can do for you

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so…

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2017-02-09 14:57:35

RT @doriecp: Oh, sweetie, didn't anyone tell you that most educators have to purchase their own supplies? https://t.co/hMesauf1Ml

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2017-02-09 19:16:11

@SwiftOnSecurity Less effective in my client of choice https://t.co/tfKbwl4Wlp

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2017-02-09 21:43:36

Meme of Sen. McCain photoshopped with duct tape over his mouth captioned "That's better." Because that's how we treat former POWs now.

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2017-02-09 21:44:49

I was going to post a copy of it or a link to this conservative site but I don't want to give it any dignity or amplification.

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2017-02-10 16:23:37

I can't travel with my current Twitter settings because a tweet in Persian from @BBCHamedani could pop up in my home screen at any time.

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2017-02-10 17:52:49

RT @XGroverX: "I resent the implication that this administration is shamelessly plugging Ivanka Trump's clothing line." https://t.co/5IxEq0…

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2017-02-10 20:29:15

Actor writes about the time he was a penis model for a catheter insertion training video for nurses https://t.co/Jg0eT0GGL8

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2017-02-13 15:24:08

Can of Pepsi and a bag of cheetos for my 10am breakfast at my desk, because I am a walking developer stereotype.

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2017-02-13 21:18:11

RT @BaltimoreFire: 2-alarm fire at Frederick Ave. and S. Calverton Rd. PIO en route.

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2017-02-13 21:20:58

RT @BaltMetroNews: BALTIMORE CITY, MD | 3RD ALARM NOW TRANSMITTED FOR THE WAREHOUSE FIRE @ FREDERICK AVE & S CALVERTON RD - SETTING UP LADD…

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2017-02-13 21:39:54

I'm convinced @realDonaldTrump found one of those genies that grants your wishes but interprets them in the worst way possible for you.

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2017-02-14 21:31:35

#qdobaforakiss https://t.co/iwX3Y8z0Nf

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2017-02-15 23:23:28

RT @Mikel_Jollett: Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We'…

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2017-02-16 19:08:30

My Twitter feed is moving by so quickly I think I can feel a breeze from my laptop screen.

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2017-02-16 21:29:12

My wife just got a scam pop-up while browsing travel sites, took a picture and texted and called me for advice. So proud. https://t.co/Qz4IA7iEDg

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2017-02-16 23:11:04

I always enjoy my monthly 911 call. This edition: Asian man with gun chasing black man with gun out of Harford Ave convenience store.

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2017-02-16 23:33:46

RT @OfficialCBC: Hi, @realDonaldTrump. We’re the CBC. We sent you a letter on January 19, but you never wrote us back. Sad! Letter: https:/…

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2017-02-17 00:35:58

Parkville Safeway LP is on point tonight.

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2017-02-17 17:47:06

RT @codinghorror: I was just barely old enough to remember all the Nixon turmoil as a kid. I believe our children will remember Trump the s…

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2017-02-18 00:03:00

RT @Kosmogrrrl: Increasingly impressed with anyone who manages to write near-future SF under these conditions https://t.co/pGWT69EeZB

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2017-02-18 15:21:42

@jonathanchait When Twitter started, RT was just something users typed before copy and pasting someone else status.

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2017-02-19 14:48:26

RT @ChelseaClinton: What happened in Sweden Friday night? Did they catch the Bowling Green Massacre perpetrators?

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2017-02-19 19:05:43

RT @TechnicallyRon: The new issue of MILLENNIALS ARE BAD comes out tomorrow. Don't forget to pick up your copy. https://t.co/vnkgNm5MGy

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2017-02-21 00:19:51

Eleven people boarded domestic flights from JFK without receiving any security screening at all and nothing bad happened.

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2017-02-21 20:18:14

Just realized my resume is old enough to vote and buy cigarettes.

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2017-02-21 22:14:57

Is it tech recruiter season? Because it feels like tech recruiter season in my inbox.

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2017-02-22 17:29:51

RT @JuddLegum: Trump hiring freeze forces suspension of Military child care programs https://t.co/ESytpmM5ub https://t.co/94d6xEghqi

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2017-02-22 22:57:03

RT @Pontifex: How often in the Bible the Lord asks us to welcome migrants and foreigners, reminding us that we too are foreigners!

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2017-02-23 16:32:46

Very informative @CatoInstitute podcast with @cobrown and @AkyolMustafa this morning, it's worth a listen: https://t.co/61bzjmSVF7

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2017-02-24 15:52:28

RT @PeterHamby: Crowd at CPAC waving these little pro-Trump flags that look exactly like the Russian flag. Staffers quickly come around to…

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2017-02-25 20:28:43

Every time I turn the NOAA radio on to keep an ear on the weather conditions, my daughter shouts "Alexa, stop!"

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2017-02-27 11:12:32

RT @SUNSfanTV: The official Oscar stream just got DMCAed by YouTube lol. What a joke of a system https://t.co/LfjhozjqBu

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2017-02-28 11:51:42

RT @SteveHoffmanTV: Someone in the Platteville Library in Wisconsin has a great sense of humor... https://t.co/3SU7GTgR5B

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2017-02-28 16:26:17

Why is app security is always something the dev shop always eats the cost for?

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2017-02-28 18:00:39

Obvious Amazon AWS outage in progress, Amazon not fessing up on status page yet.

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2017-02-28 18:03:43

For anyone keeping track, this Amazon S3 outage began as early as 12:39 EST, first reported status page update at 13:03 EST.

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2017-02-28 18:05:04

RT @rogerhoward: The real cost of the AWS status board being all green during an outage is it leaves devs like me swinging in the wind...

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2017-02-28 19:50:49

RT @xiaodown: White House confirms: #AWS #S3 functioning as expected, no reports of outages. https://t.co/Zzh6wOFRLP

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2017-02-28 22:26:09

RT @briankrebs: Google's Project Shield (protecting my site) is also protecting this guy who's exposing the plunderers of Venezuela https:/…

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March

2017-03-01 11:39:00

RT @GeorgeTakei: Pay attention: "Access to healthcare" is not healthcare. I have "access" to Ryan Reynolds. But he's not covering me.

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2017-03-02 15:19:13

I love when pictures on the @baltimore311 feed just scream I AM THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BUSYBODY NEIGHBOR https://t.co/C8UUtxhuwR

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2017-03-02 15:21:58

It's never the crime, always the cover up. Buckle up.

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2017-03-02 20:18:10

Palantir provides the engine for Donald Trump's deportation machine https://t.co/eTCDeU2pgG by @spencerwoodman

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2017-03-03 15:53:18

March 3. Sunny. Snowing. Cherry blossoms.

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2017-03-04 16:56:09

RT @brianklaas: Trump's wiretap claim Catch-22. If it happened, a judge saw probable cause. If it didn't, Trump is being insane. https://t.…

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2017-03-06 16:44:50

Possible (40%!) snow this weekend, because nothing makes sense anymore.

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2017-03-07 00:17:25

RT @scATX: 8yo's biography project on Serena is a joy https://t.co/pAJOW1jlLc

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2017-03-07 22:37:06

Current status: https://t.co/w9WasQFeGQ

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2017-03-07 23:31:30

Lots of police converging on an area near Harford and Orleans in the city. Something big going down.

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2017-03-09 14:42:07

RT @JuddLegum: GOP is so proud of Trumpcare they passed it through committee at 430AM before they knew how much it cost or how many would b…

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2017-03-10 14:49:26

RT @mikewest: Chrome's code review tool interprets the escape key as "Throw away my comment." Also, vim has trained me to type escape ALL T…

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2017-03-10 16:54:10

RT @DanielleMuscato: are you fucking kidding me

#education #debt #studentloans #inequality #privilege #highered #highereducation #college…

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2017-03-10 17:35:52

Officer w/ victim canvasing iao North and Gay for robbery suspect desc. "wearing red hat." First time I've heard 10-61 code OTA. #scanner

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2017-03-10 19:40:23

RT @JuddLegum: She actually went to the U.N. to call for action against genocide and mass rape https://t.co/4NM2WJwbYv

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2017-03-10 20:09:50

Wrote in my notes "Add variable to model as DateTime?" and now I can't figure out if I meant Nullable<DateTime> or maybe don't do it.

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2017-03-10 22:49:28

It's bus lane enforcement day in the Central District. Baltimore drivers take note and stay out of the red #baltraffic

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2017-03-11 04:44:47

Cut my hand open on a glass while doing dishes tonight. Can't wait to tell my project manager I'll be typing with only left hand Monday. https://t.co/bYs3WEeTmE

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2017-03-11 05:13:55

@roscada Thanks, surprised I didn't notice before today.

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2017-03-13 18:32:49

Why do my laptops always shit the bed before a big snowstorm?

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2017-03-14 01:56:29

Apparently when you buy a laptop at Micro Center they have to pull a manger from whatever they were doing to come thank you personally.

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2017-03-14 16:42:39

My 7-year-old MacBook Pro stopped working spectacularly yesterday. Pulled the drive last night and everything was intact. #winning

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2017-03-14 18:43:26

I know in my heart I have no justifiable reason to go to Micro Center again and buy a $10 wireless Raspberry Pi Zero, but, but...

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2017-03-14 20:01:39

@phil_g Well now I have no more excuses

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2017-03-15 11:15:44

RT @daisyowl: if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricke…

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2017-03-16 19:16:47

This day has been a nonstop waste of time.

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2017-03-16 19:17:50

I have literally been waiting for my doctor for three hours because another patient and I had the same buzzer number.

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2017-03-16 19:20:05

At some point a receptionist looked like they wanted to tell me off for talking on my phone but they didn't because that was in hour two.

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2017-03-17 23:02:09

Was ignored by Micro Center salesmen so found the part I needed on Prime Now for $9 and someone will deliver to me in an hour.

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2017-03-18 12:42:33

@TubaticPrime seems like a crapshoot lately

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2017-03-18 17:57:03

@LifeOfBroome I think the Towson store is just going through a phase

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2017-03-20 11:13:49

RT @emerylord: TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP 4- we hang out 3- we can travel together 2- I would take a bullet for you 1- I will speak to you on phone

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2017-03-23 20:41:57

RT @corinthian93: A warm Corinthian welcome to our newest EA, Bro. Bhuiyan. Thanks to our officers and guests for an excellent first degree…

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2017-03-24 18:59:48

Black smoke due SSE of Inner Harbor, anyone have details?

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2017-03-24 19:03:33

RT @rachelisarockst: Something's on fire near the 895 tunnel heading north https://t.co/f1KSjQkdHc

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2017-03-24 20:27:51

This January my neighborhood put NO SOLICITING signs on all the entrances and informed local police. Now it's Spring and they're working! https://t.co/am9r7OitET

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2017-03-27 15:22:38

RT @mzbat: Math can do a lot of things, but it can't recognize and process a terrorist exception. A back door is a back door is a back door…

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2017-03-28 15:53:13

Congress may stiff Trump on wall funding https://t.co/PnevjIpyWC

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2017-03-29 16:39:20

@_Hetrick At least you got the metadata?

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2017-03-29 20:20:10

RT @Kaelten: Hunters! Take note of this great life hack. Might save your life one day. https://t.co/RBt5XosQwO

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2017-03-31 01:35:03

RT @WSJ: Breaking: Mike Flynn has offered to be interviewed in probe of Trump team's Russia ties in exchange for immunity https://t.co/8lUo…

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2017-03-31 19:35:38

Imagine the day when "computers are built from something other than matter and occupy something other than space." https://t.co/v0nJUAMcWP

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April

2017-04-04 19:46:46

Baltimore County SA office is bringing charges against Mike Pierce for cleaning up unsightly litter. https://t.co/E0cBhkuPyN

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2017-04-04 20:23:55

RT @elielcruz: I aim for the level of petty of being Ivanka Trump's neighbor watching her house being protested in fur with a glass of wine…

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2017-04-04 21:50:37

RT @jdickerson: Agnew also used the locker room defense. https://t.co/XJURQEBJAv

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2017-04-05 21:51:59

Preteen me playing Leisure Suit Larry. NPC: "That a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" Me: >get quarters

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2017-04-05 22:43:24

RT @ftrain: It's weird that one day I will no longer say, “Give me that freaking whistle, my God, where did you get a whistle? Those aren't…

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2017-04-06 13:14:38

@Atlassian Your server https://t.co/HxvDSQk1BJ not responding

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2017-04-06 16:05:36

@NalleyFresh Tried to redeem my 11th visit rewards on a rice bowl and brownie but the cashier said its only for salads and wouldn't let me.

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2017-04-06 18:20:56

Every time I flush a toilet in the city during a storm like this I assume its just going directly into the bay.

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2017-04-07 13:55:13

Another freeze warning for this weekend and snow in Garrett county. I feel bad for Maryland farmers this year.

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2017-04-10 13:07:26

RT @JayseDavid: @United overbook #flight3411 and decided to force random passengers off the plane. Here's how they did it: https://t.co/Qfe…

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2017-04-10 15:38:11

RT @hels: Bless whoever left this glorious document face-up on the counter at this rest stop Burger King https://t.co/1dUmUXKEjz

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2017-04-10 16:26:14

United's public relations dumpster fire is top of "Must Read" WaPo this afternoon. And a hundred MBA thesis statements were born.

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2017-04-10 23:43:54

RT @kevinguilfoile: Sometimes it's a horrible mistake to let ten-year-olds name their own baseball team. Then again, sometimes they crush i…

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2017-04-10 23:46:45

RT @tedfrank: It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets. https://t.co/vWgy6gzkld

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2017-04-11 13:54:30

If you had a beef with Trump's company now is the time to sue. Seems like they are terrified of discovery, probably with good reason.

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2017-04-11 16:16:10

Discovered that air conditioner evaporator coil is shot, out of warranty. Bye bye $1900. But... thanks for breaking now and not mid-summer.

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2017-04-11 16:56:57

RT @nihalf: Oh dear, that's some unfortunate timing #unitedAIRLINES https://t.co/lZDlcxtfxf

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2017-04-11 20:33:33

Reddit has an entire thread of people sharing their terrible #United experiences https://t.co/ZhHXPoARZW

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2017-04-11 20:50:33

Recent Facebook ads: "Cloud hosting for your office, no monthly fee!" (On-premise Servers) "Cloud storage in your home!" (Local NAS).

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2017-04-11 20:59:32

RT @spicergoogling: what is literally the most offensive thing i can say to jewish people during passover

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2017-04-12 11:00:35

Vivid dream last night about my MacBook being compromised by a Microsoft Word 0-day.

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2017-04-13 00:19:15

RT @SICKOFWOLVES: I LOVE STARTUP CULTURE

WE HAVE OFFICE BEER

THEY GAVE ME A JACKET

I CANNOT AFFORD MEDICINE

AND I GET TO WORK LATE TON…

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2017-04-13 16:22:25

Is there a spam filter recipe to exclude any email with an image or link that resolves back to Cloudflare?

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2017-04-13 16:32:28

@xxdesmus Except that Cloudflare is a constant among a multitude of email sources. At the very least it should be a penalty.

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2017-04-13 16:36:08

@xxdesmus I mean can you honestly proxy https://t.co/uuwFIPHZ4k and say that with a straight face?

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2017-04-13 20:35:30

Some people did not believe me that the "cloud server at home" ad was a real thing: https://t.co/seqR8aV8Ts

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2017-04-13 21:01:10

And look, I found the other one! A cloud hard drive you keep at home and plug into your router! https://t.co/X0lDCfPOe9

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2017-04-13 21:09:45

Lombard westbound closed at Commerce by crime scene tape. #baltraffic

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2017-04-13 21:18:29

Anyone got an eyeball at Lombard and South St? Lots of apparatus and police tape blocking off roads.

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2017-04-13 21:21:47

Looks like a decontamination station has been set up on Lombard St and some folks getting into yellow suits.

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2017-04-13 21:27:27

@WJZDevin Spotted at least one hazmat suit getting ready to enter

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2017-04-13 21:34:21

#hazmat https://t.co/nyr5VVMlHY

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2017-04-13 21:36:59

RT @MairZdoatz: h/t @TheBrownWord https://t.co/XZaGmFPmAJ

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2017-04-13 21:38:53

RT @FOXBaltimore: #BREAKING Avoid the area of Lombard & South St. while hazmat team responds to investigate package as precaution #mdtraffic

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2017-04-13 21:41:39

RT @wbaltv11: Emergency call shuts Lombard Street in downtown Baltimore https://t.co/eKymHKik14 https://t.co/ns0Ke7KDVh

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2017-04-13 21:42:25

@Taa_von_ @justin_fenton Hazmat thing

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2017-04-13 21:50:33

RT @TJSmithMedia: A HazMat incident in the 200 blk of Lombard St. is causing some delays and congestion. Should be cleared soon, but traffi…

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2017-04-13 22:06:55

Two hazmat suits just left ups store

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2017-04-16 12:15:37

RT @DannyDutch: To someone this means ‘A new start’. To everyone else, it doesn’t. https://t.co/xt4ZpuScqM

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2017-04-17 17:23:59

@iammattduff Problem is no vendor wants to divulge back conversions to the network so all anyone knows is "interested in wedding rings." Forever.

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2017-04-17 18:16:16

RT @MelissaJPeltier: Sometimes Breaking News comes at exactly the perfect moment: https://t.co/0SNczBHCzU

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2017-04-18 14:44:08

I can't believe @SDallasDance is resigning from @BaltCoPS! He'll be a tough act to follow, and I'm sorry to see him go.

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2017-04-18 15:10:44

Per TSA: Pilot with gun arrested because there's no other possible way he could hurt passengers. https://t.co/7p5IZSoRVQ

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2017-04-19 15:11:25

RT @IISResetMe: @da_667 Worth keeping in mind that MSFT doesn't need feeds from a specific actor. WER gives them plenty indicators from man…

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2017-04-20 12:59:43

Crash MTA bus versus car at Baltimore and Commerce Street. Commerce blocked. #BALTraffic

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2017-04-20 14:51:38

RT @wyomingpd: Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420 https://t.co/J…

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2017-04-20 18:46:51

Another day, another 17 spam reports to Cloudflare.

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2017-04-20 18:49:19

Can someone explain why is the Caps Lock key still a thing?

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2017-04-20 19:00:44

RT @WazeMaryland: Harford Road Bridge closed due to water main issues. Use @Waze for alternate Routes. h/t https://t.co/w3YyNnmqag @ElectRy…

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2017-04-20 21:04:50

RT @WalthersonAssoc: Per @ElectRyanDorsey, Harford Road Bridge is being shut down to vehicle travel right now due to a severe water main br…

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2017-04-21 12:11:36

RT @jessicaschulb: He is celebrating that a terror attack which killed innocent people could help Le Pen win. Disgusting. https://t.co/UCEg…

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2017-04-21 13:44:51

RT @christineward_: I just want somebody to love me as much as people from Maryland love being from Maryland

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2017-04-25 11:20:08

RT @sturdyAlex: Are you beginning to get how this works now? #France2017 https://t.co/1b6N9aupYP

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2017-04-25 20:39:51

Mike Pierce bandit sign "theft" case nolle pros by ASA this morning

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2017-04-25 23:49:48

RT @BaltSunBrk: Prosecutors drop theft case against Baltimore County activist who took roadside sign https://t.co/h6nfwoob97 https://t.co/c…

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2017-04-27 02:56:09

RT @DennisFarrell: Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeti…

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2017-04-27 16:37:46

311 request: River of blood https://t.co/mxfS21CCBM

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2017-04-27 19:00:44

Can anyone explain to me the allure of a "Tube amp with Bluetooth?" All the warmth of vacuum tubes and loss of sub-band coding together?

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2017-04-28 14:31:59

Two thumbs up for new @FilicoriZecchin on Pratt St. Very impressed with the digs and coffee quality.

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2017-04-28 15:13:44

Awesome community police work by Off. Pierre Dolcine of @BaltimorePolice - must read article in @baltfishbowl https://t.co/qcTUbAaQ9X

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2017-04-28 18:06:50

Gizmodo just talked up the X1 Carbon and now I'm not going to find another $500 deal on one ever

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2017-04-29 16:38:38

RT @david_s_marks: Healthy Kids Day at the Perry Hall Y! Stop by to have kids fingerprinted and chipped, courtesy the Masons, and enjoy gam…

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May

2017-05-01 11:16:28

RT @SwedishCanary: I tried to explain Twitter to my Mom and she said, "Sounds like group therapy where no one ever gets better".

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2017-05-01 15:33:05

If I ever got a week-long sabbatical I would download, build, and try out the 84 projects I've starred on Github. https://t.co/elZ7ElkPpQ

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2017-05-01 16:01:08

John Dickerson interviewing Donald Trump was basically the interview equivalent of a Muhammad Ali vs Angry Drunk Frat Bro prize fight.

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2017-05-01 17:01:41

RT @pwoodreporter: Baltimore County Public Safety Building has a very expensive problem with its glass windows. https://t.co/WSgBP9FtVE

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2017-05-01 19:20:02

A Hello Fresh street team working downtown Pratt St. where the panhandlers usually stand in front of the CVS.

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2017-05-01 19:20:59

@pwoodreporter Nobody I know who ever worked in this building had kind words for it.

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2017-05-01 21:42:30

Gay street between Lombard and Water closed for protest activity #baltraffic

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2017-05-03 11:35:36

RT @BarackObama: Well said, Jimmy. That's exactly why we fought so hard for the ACA, and why we need to protect it for kids like Billy. And…

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2017-05-03 11:46:13

RT @nick_kapur: Late capitalism: American Airlines' stock drops more after raising employee salaries than United's does after brutally beat…

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2017-05-03 14:50:38

I get a lot of "Ellen Degeneres resigns" spam email and I don't know why

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2017-05-03 21:24:30

Green Onion Market in Hamilton going away https://t.co/Wz1l2MYmBL

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2017-05-03 21:40:41

Very happy with my new desk setup and situation https://t.co/Mu7WuKUSkx

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2017-05-04 13:00:28

@HamiltonHills I actually have another 27" but it just gets filled with Reddit all day so I ditched it.

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2017-05-04 14:07:11

@cwellssun @janders5 Cracking up at your out-of-context tweets on my timeline. Had to click on the original tweet to see it was about a fugitive in a steel pipe

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2017-05-04 18:40:02

RT @SteveRattner: Under this amendment, here are est hikes in premiums for ppl w/: Asthma: $4k Diabetes: $5.5k Pregnancy: $17k Arthritis: $…

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2017-05-05 16:06:57

If 1Password sends your application an 18 character password with 3 digits and 2 symbols and you refuse it, 1Password is not the problem.

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2017-05-05 16:12:03

RT @thackerpd: Screen shot of #FDA email announcing all FoxNews all the time, on FDA TVs. https://t.co/RleGhrO6Ws

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2017-05-09 11:20:22

RT @jungerwasright: puts on "They Live" glasses

Everything looks exactly the same. https://t.co/A1N7HjoEdf

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2017-05-09 14:24:56

Angry club music on, hoodie up. Elliot Alderson mode activated.

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2017-05-09 15:23:21

If as a Lead I had control over the Nearby Neighborhoods my neighbors could see, I could drastically improve the quality of my @nextdoor.

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2017-05-09 15:27:11

Open communities like @nextdoor has become are great if you like drinking from the fire hose but skilled moderation gives signal over noise.

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2017-05-09 15:28:53

.@Nextdoor Right now my feed is 80% NN noise. I have the tools to filter my own but not for the 4/5 neighbors who don't really like computers.

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2017-05-10 15:26:54

RT @consumerist: Raw Dairy Products Cause 840 Times More Illnesses Than Pasteurized https://t.co/hvOkUKZwEO

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2017-05-10 19:58:49

The Press Secretary of the President of the USA hid in some bushes to avoid taking specific questions from the press. #nottheonion

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2017-05-10 20:01:03

Capitol Police arrested a reporter for asking questions about health care to the Secretary of Health and Human Services. #nottheonion

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2017-05-11 14:55:43

@mistersql Get a loaner there

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2017-05-11 19:20:43

Security updates cause blurry vision. Proof: https://t.co/UkKTW6TdI8

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2017-05-15 23:44:09

RT @SavannahGuthrie: I can't with this news cycle

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2017-05-16 10:26:46

RT @brianklaas: President Trump's private bodyguard accidentally leaked the Secretary of Defense's private cell number. Good. Lord. https:/…

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2017-05-16 22:18:10

@PAmason73 Family always comes first. Be the best warden you can be this year but stay in the reach of your cable tow.

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2017-05-16 23:14:27

@PAmason73 Depending on bed times and meeting times you can always tile with a one year old.

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2017-05-17 00:45:44

First #cicada of Brood VI we spotted in Parkville tonight https://t.co/Qu8mORcq2S

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2017-05-17 14:40:52

Just said to co-worker: "That descriptive text is for humans and I generally don't care about human things in my source data."

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2017-05-17 18:45:06

RT @AP: BREAKING: House oversight committee sets May 24 hearing to investigate if Trump interfered in FBI probe, asks Comey to testify.

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2017-05-17 19:18:43

Props to @panic for their great response to a security breach https://t.co/NU8RL5AFVh

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2017-05-17 23:18:14

When "that never happened" turns into "I was just joking" after proof, you are in an abusive relationship.

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2017-05-18 10:50:19

RT @fztalks: When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂#WannaCry https://t.co/H7SIFV5WKl

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2017-05-18 18:10:08

Our 3-year-old asked wife "Are you going to watch Daddy's favorite movie about a guy and another guy all dressed up?" It's The West Wing.

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2017-05-18 19:08:09

Sheriff Clarke, we need to talk about your flair. Fifteen is the minimum, okay? Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay?

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2017-05-18 21:20:51

Harford County folks are overdosing on elephant tranquilizer now? https://t.co/8Zzj4RwA0j

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2017-05-19 13:42:03

Kids got new bike helmets this week and now mine seems really boring. https://t.co/pZk9TYKKFx

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2017-05-19 14:00:30

RT @mlcalderone: Foreign officials have figured out Trump: https://t.co/jyqS3kRmNw https://t.co/iOwT6cXHWN

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2017-05-22 19:00:01

Hail orb

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2017-05-22 19:32:21

@amyhoy If it's a rare queue related thing. Respected IP addresses are a valuable ESP commodity. Don't want to burn them with over-rate sending.

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2017-05-22 19:52:15

@amyhoy If its a regular thing, that's different. But I'd find it "acceptable" from time to time to allow the ESP to smooth out utilization peaks.

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2017-05-22 19:53:49

I'm not used to these 12-hour Sudafed that @bobbiebri4 found for me. My resting heart rate is 105 and everything is so shiny.

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2017-05-23 10:26:33

RT @bitchyologist: Trump is cancelling appearances 3 days into his first foreign trip due to "exhaustion." https://t.co/xpuWtgtlVe

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2017-05-23 11:43:04

RT @BaltimoreBrew: # of Baltimore City officials at Las Vegas ICSC - 13.

of Baltimore County officials at Las Vegas ICSC - 2.

https://t.c…

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2017-05-23 13:02:57

Just watched a group of middle school kids fill up a backpack with candy and run out of the Inner Harbor CVS in front of the manager.

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2017-05-25 19:32:28

RT @POTUSPressPool: .@JulieMason welcomes @MLCalderone at 3:30pm ET to talk about the attack on a #reporter yesterday in #Montana. https:/…

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2017-05-27 15:53:21

RT @mzbat: Biker con at my hotel and I've never been treated so respectfully & politely by so many men in one place. Quitting Infosec & buy…

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2017-05-30 13:33:05

If I use my iPhone through Google Voice to call a conference line to my office on Vonage, how many times does my codec change along the way?

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2017-05-30 19:16:16

Cryptocurrency might be a path to authoritarianism, by @ianbogost https://t.co/UL2UPbr0J3

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2017-05-31 10:17:13

RT @HorribleSanity: One of my favorite people in the 1880 census: 15-year-old Catharine Cudney, occupation, "Does as she pleases." https://…

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2017-05-31 12:37:16

RT @Travon: Ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you. https://t.co/XcDAXMNw1m

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2017-05-31 12:37:28

RT @KevinMKruse: So Trump screwed up "coverage" and then deleted it?

Isn't that his health care plan?

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2017-05-31 12:37:38

RT @sarahkendzior: Expecting a hundred Trump typo hot takes. Because it's the Trump they wanted, the funny incompetent. Not the Trump strip…

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2017-05-31 13:38:16

RoFo stickup that happens to be near TV Hill does not qualify as segment-interrupting "breaking news" because the B-roll is easy to get.

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2017-05-31 19:11:45

I'll just leave this right here https://t.co/2Gy4OB49Ob

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June

2017-06-02 01:00:51

RT @saletan: Big story here is Trudeau's use of "United States federal government," not "United States." Countries are distinguishing Trump…

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2017-06-02 11:13:01

RT @jccronin: Hurricane season begins today. FEMA has no administrator. It's the little things.

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2017-06-03 00:12:54

Baltimore! Buy my dining room! https://t.co/QFdnKD1DJj

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2017-06-05 18:40:19

RT @Jason_Pollock: Don't forget that what they want us to be afraid of is the least of our worries. This graph is reality. https://t.co/v1y…

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2017-06-07 00:57:19

How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business via @forbes https://t.co/ymYLCuQzuv

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2017-06-12 13:36:42

From what I can make out, a dozen women with baby strollers are doing a photo shoot on the side of Federal Hill right now.

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2017-06-13 13:07:39

RT @KatyTurNBC: Does Newt know we can see old tweets? https://t.co/rzU7ah8pNG

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2017-06-13 15:44:29

@BenBoehl Welcome back!

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2017-06-13 18:12:28

RT @chucktodd: Miss you now more than ever. https://t.co/h4ASCBy1wS

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2017-06-14 12:01:50

RT @RVAwonk: Oh my God. Someone opened fired on members of Congress at a baseball park. Rep. Steve Scalise has been shot. https://t.co/Iwe…

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2017-06-14 12:07:53

@thepacketrat Autocorrect is not your friend

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2017-06-14 16:34:49

RT @DomenicoNPR: When the shoe is on the other foot... Sen. Jeff Sessions to Alberto Gonzales during congressional testimony in 2007: https…

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2017-06-15 13:39:40

ICYMI: 2007's Jeff Sessions was suspicious of an Attorney General with poor recollection of recent events.

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2017-06-15 19:46:30

@anntieup Only reasonable response is so ask when they are burning the building down

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2017-06-16 11:07:45

RT @Mikel_Jollett: Ask yourself:

Is the guy who got a Purple Heart then served 5 presidents the one hurting America?

Or is it the guy who…

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2017-06-16 14:55:08

For this #FollowFriday, @RealPressSecBot is the real hero.

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2017-06-16 14:59:19

Holy hell, the ad robots figured out wife and I were minivan shopping this week. Wall to wall ads for "stow and go" and "more cargo space."

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2017-06-16 16:09:57

RT @jkfecke: "'Fearless Girl' doesn't count as art because a hedge fund paid for it!"

Guys

I've got bad news

It's about the entire hist…

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2017-06-18 16:15:24

Parkville dispatch channel is on emergency mode for overdose and disturbance 7502 Park Drive.

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2017-06-20 14:23:09

I don't even remember what work was like without Giphy on Slack.

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2017-06-20 14:27:07

RT @SwiftOnSecurity: https://t.co/u2VFB3sora

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2017-06-20 14:30:03

@TimHillRocks Aim for that Ballmer's Peak. I know you can do it!

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2017-06-20 15:39:15

@kylejbritt That's about the color saturation I remember.

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2017-06-21 17:40:10

RT @amandadeibert: which new Ken are you? Bisexual model, Rachel Maddow, "Bernie Would Have Won", 15 yr old app developer, hottest lesbian…

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2017-06-21 23:48:13

Verizon FIOS bill suddenly increased by 67%. Time to go ISP shopping again.

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2017-06-22 15:06:37

@tom_swiss My contract ended. Technically it wasn't unexpected, I just didn't mark my calendar correctly.

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2017-06-22 15:48:13

RT @brianschatz: This is the part that repeals essential health benefits which include mental health, hospitalization, and maternity. https…

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2017-06-23 11:00:35

RT @mattmfm: Reminder: Trump promised voters...

No one would lose coverage
Premiums would go down
No Medicaid changes

Every promi…

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2017-06-25 17:56:29

RT @JustinWeather: Check out the Firerainbows seen in MD today. Ice crystals refracting sunlight/no rain. Thx Heather Wassel Crystal Davis,…

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2017-06-26 12:05:51

@kylejbritt Bodies on Everest don't rot, so there's that.

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2017-06-26 14:16:54

My office is hiring an Interactive Design Director. Inquire within or check out the link: https://t.co/So8iMSyFrI https://t.co/9Z2IUQBfpQ

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2017-06-27 15:47:19

MdTA police just took 30s white male out of World Trade Center in handcuffs, followed shortly by EMTs with 30s white female on stretcher.

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2017-06-27 15:53:14

@BennyBananas The Baltimore one.

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2017-06-27 16:15:47

RT @PaulGessler: South stairwell at Towson University's Union Garage collapsed. Unknown injuries at this time. https://t.co/38awkmQ4mV

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2017-06-27 16:37:37

RT @ericgeller: A tipster sends along this photo taken outside DLA Piper's D.C. office around 10am. #Petya https://t.co/HWS4UFlvQR

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2017-06-28 13:35:11

RT @GonzoHacker: The difference between authentication and authorization https://t.co/AuOwZlIRnz

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2017-06-28 14:53:20

RT @baltimore311: Opened Graffiti Removal request via android at 1332 N FREMONT AVE https://t.co/y05lkaAnOJ. Large letters. https://t.co/uB…

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2017-06-28 14:58:02

RT @ASlavitt: Here is a new summary of the health bill the Senate is considering passing.

RT if helpful. https://t.co/EHlBf158AL

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2017-06-29 15:13:37

Second biggest neighborhood forum pet peeve: folks using police jargon incorrectly or gratuitously. Biggest pet peeve: racists.

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2017-06-29 17:56:52

My July 2 time sheet is overdue today because I work in the twilight zone.

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2017-06-29 21:48:25

Too real, @TheInspiroBot https://t.co/DdjUWMsXLf

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2017-06-30 17:12:16

The phrase "badly tazed" implies that there's a good kind.

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2017-06-30 19:18:27

@starets Counterpoint: https://t.co/wougYUpcmb

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2017-06-30 19:28:12

@starets No, but it was the good kind of burned.

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2017-06-30 23:58:18

RT @david_s_marks: Thank you to Scott Jenkins for his oustanding service on the Planning Board. His term ends today. Best wishes in law s…

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July

2017-07-06 13:14:38

RT @Kathbum: Like he's done every year, my dad has crossed out the passages that he doesn't feel apply to me in my birthday card. https://t…

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2017-07-09 01:14:46

The manual for my grill cover warns me in five languages not to operate the grill with the cover still on. Really?

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2017-07-09 21:57:22

RT @marcorubio: Partnering with Putin on a "Cyber Security Unit" is akin to partnering with Assad on a "Chemical Weapons Unit". 2/3

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2017-07-10 21:37:02

RT @stuartpstevens: When Gore campaign was sent Bush debate brief book, they called FBI. If foreign interests offer you info on former SOS,…

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2017-07-10 21:45:24

Email spammers have increased the fake value of their fake gift card scams. I guess nobody was falling for $50 but will fall for $200?

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2017-07-13 15:38:40

Having two active toddlers means always hitting your $2400 family health plan deductible by early July. :/

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2017-07-15 14:46:26

RT @niceesque: It is with a heavy heart that I must announce I am finally getting rid of my confusing and racist microwave https://t.co/gho…

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2017-07-18 23:22:48

I am so disappointed that the Grand Lodge of Maryland partnered with Publishing Concepts. Many older members will not understand.

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2017-07-24 13:41:20

Broad spectrum of political sources in my feed means reading headlines like "How the LGBT Movement Used Fake Science to Push Gay Marriage"

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2017-07-24 21:59:05

Guys I found my spirit animal and its a Honda Accord https://t.co/f29QzM8o2E

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2017-07-25 13:31:34

RT @RBReich: For 22 GOP senators the number of people who would lose coverage under repeal w/o replacement is higher than their last margin…

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2017-07-25 14:12:26

Spent 36 minutes on the phone with insurer/hospital for a dunning notice for check I sent on time and they lost. How do sick folks do this?

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2017-07-25 14:15:08

And its not actually resolved. Waiting on email with a copy of the check from Payflex to send to hospital so they can START investigating.

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2017-07-25 16:41:17

RT @backwards_river: @Popehat Here is what President Truman told scouts at the 1950 BSA Jamboree at Valley Forge. He also talked of the sac…

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2017-07-25 20:59:51

This vote is John McCain's legacy. It may not be the first line of his obituary, but it'll be among them.

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2017-07-27 13:05:35

I've worked in this building six years now. This sign has been up the entire time. https://t.co/O5zfCdIxV3

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2017-07-27 14:16:13

@somaddiesays At one point they replaced the halogen lights with LED lights, but that was like 3 years ago and they're still half out most of the time.

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2017-07-28 15:28:45

Every 14-year-old you know today will be able to vote in the next presidential election. Educate them appropriately.

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2017-07-28 16:46:31

It's 2017 and people I communicate with still think the "Recall Email" button does anything besides send more emails about your mistake.

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2017-07-29 02:59:48

Current weather radar or the Mothman Prophecies? Hard to tell. https://t.co/EtnDRJnjH2

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2017-07-31 12:26:23

RT @GalaxyKate: Hahahahaha, welcome to Programmer Hell

Apple's new Jony Ives interior features desks with no visual/audio blocking, next t…

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August

2017-08-01 23:00:25

Having squelch level issues on Yaesu FT-8500, suggestions welcome. Details here: https://t.co/F7ORPoZIJc

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2017-08-02 16:32:06

3 year old today to my mom: "Mimi, can I get your iPad numbers?" Translation: I want the passcode so I don't need dad's permission.

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2017-08-03 16:54:21

RT @motherboard: "At this point we've been trying to get in contact with Marcus for 18 hours and nobody knows where he's been taken." https…

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2017-08-08 22:38:40

Exterminator called us "fully prepped and ready to go" and knocked 30% off the phone estimate for making his job easier. https://t.co/0OALudsp70

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2017-08-09 17:39:17

I just accidentally deleted my 300+ feeds from Feedly. For an instant I was upset then an odd calm descended on me...

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2017-08-10 15:12:15

Just got a new ten-keyless keyboard for work and JUST NOW realized why it doesn't have a Num Lock key.

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2017-08-10 15:15:34

@somaddiesays Funny you should ask. It's MX Brown switches instead of the Unicomp buckling springs so it's slightly quieter.

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2017-08-10 16:46:07

RT @canongatebooks: I often think about this idea to implant the codes for a nuclear attack in someone’s chest. https://t.co/ESqfNizAXg

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2017-08-13 17:41:02

RT @petridishes: our president is always eager to point out that a boot might possibly have been damaged in the course of crushing a face

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2017-08-14 01:30:15

RT @PostOpinions: @realDonaldTrump “To wink at racism or to condone it through silence, or false moral equivalence, is no better and no mor…

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2017-08-15 15:35:15

Office heating system just turned on in the middle of August. Just love that smell of burning dust.

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2017-08-16 15:59:11

RT @JohnDuda: Baltimore City: let's talk abt taking monuments down for 2+ years

Activists: we'll do it

Baltimore City: where can we get…

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2017-08-16 20:12:10

@CarolSOtt "[H]e will be relying on the support of...neighborhoods like Essex and Dundalk" in his 2018 run for Balt. Co. Exec. https://t.co/yyNRrntXTe

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2017-08-17 15:14:00

Baltimore folks, if you're wondering if you will have a good eclipse view click this https://t.co/p0DVum5JLs

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2017-08-17 21:38:30

RT @CouncilmanBMS: When you receive and respond to a email that confirms you did the right thing.... Read from bottom to top https://t.co/5…

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2017-08-18 15:28:25

RT @NishWeiseth: In Barcelona, driving a car into a crowd of people is terrorism. In Charlottesville, it's hard to say, because "many sides…

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2017-08-20 23:25:48

Why is the Foxtrot (BPD) helicopter doing circles over Carney in the county right now?

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2017-08-20 23:31:54

@notrivia An hour later they were doing circles over the county for some reason.

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2017-08-21 15:28:37

RT @Wolfram_Alpha: @vees You also might be interested in this! https://t.co/m0H6xBqYja https://t.co/pGZeuBo6gj

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2017-08-21 15:29:37

RT @BaltimoreBrew: Someone took a sledgehammer to Baltimore's 200-yr-old monument to Christopher Columbus early this morning https://t.co/T…

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2017-08-21 15:30:47

@david_s_marks Is this the property where the city didn't mow the grass for like a whole season a few years ago?

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2017-08-21 18:06:38

Definitely getting darker outside, but that giant cloud might have something to do with it.

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2017-08-21 18:07:11

RT @SpinDrCyclist: The leaves are acting as pinhole viewers. All the little crescent suns!!! #Eclipse2017 #SolarEclipse https://t.co/CrJxCB…

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2017-08-22 01:35:05

My best picture from today's eclipse. She got to run around my office and hang with her BFF so clouds were no big deal. https://t.co/nNdM2jmnMF

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2017-08-22 15:51:01

In today's list of totally legit @Cloudflare domains... https://t.co/zxvHLcAenn

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2017-08-23 14:22:11

In today's list of totally legit @Cloudflare domains... https://t.co/f0Uf0CiQdV

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2017-08-25 19:08:20

RT @doctorwhy: This is what censorship looks like. https://t.co/NU44HAiRVx

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2017-08-26 12:14:09

RT @jules_su: This is insane.

Gorka resigns
Arpaio pardoned
Trans military ban
Harvey now Cat4
NK launches missiles
Trump goe…
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2017-08-29 23:52:28

Just discovered why my work email had a sharp uptick in spam in 2016: A Dun & Bradstreet NetProspex data hack https://t.co/pgYUVyqfNg

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2017-08-30 01:51:25

This could be me. https://t.co/gLKEyZeu0D

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2017-08-31 13:01:47

My office mates understand this pain. @somaddiesays can back me up. https://t.co/n7GNXURZLj

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2017-08-31 13:07:55

@jongaynor @somaddiesays Okay, I am very impressed sir.

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2017-08-31 13:13:14

@somaddiesays I have a new one now, it's even clickier.

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September

2017-09-01 11:54:46

Had to explain to my 3 year old why a police was putting a crying nurse in handcuffs on TV. "Sometimes police make bad decisions, too."

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2017-09-04 15:17:48

You buy one mechanical keyboard and suddenly every ad becomes gaming PCs and accessories.

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2017-09-04 15:52:04

@CarolSOtt I thought transport or commute questions are not allowed, at least in some states. Not Maryland?

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2017-09-04 15:53:00

RT @Foone: The losing screen of the game Balance of Power is stuck in my head recently. https://t.co/MTydbiuOjE

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2017-09-04 16:02:45

@CarolSOtt If you can't drive because of health reasons but you can get to work just fine this would be discrimination based on disability.

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2017-09-05 19:53:53

@ryanrfrederick I'm seeing the same thing. Maybe my wife read the screen wrong or someone at the NWS console has fat fingers.

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2017-09-06 15:30:35

@david_s_marks Didn't know this page was for storms other than snow. Thanks for sharing. Also a good reference: https://t.co/zgFNRhMsDb

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2017-09-07 17:14:18

Today's trashy spam: "Subject: Hurricane season, use this $50 voucher from Amazon to shop anything you need"

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2017-09-08 15:29:32

Could care less about Equifax hack. Thanks to OPM my SF-86 is banging around somewhere in a Chinese spy database. Not much left to hide.

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2017-09-08 19:55:54

Scam pop ups on whatever ad network @wunderground iPhone app is using. :( https://t.co/HRfxbxafLO

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2017-09-08 21:30:51

Guys this is a storm trooper https://t.co/1kcUdhrbkx

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2017-09-11 19:03:49

With all the news of racist Towson covenants in the news, here's one from my old Parkville neighborhood: https://t.co/TiJdDlfXJX

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2017-09-14 17:30:57

RT if you wrote your SSN on the top of every college paper and exam you ever handed in.

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2017-09-14 19:08:18

Amazon AWS us-east-1 simple storage service is having issues, which will manifest in all sorts of weirdness on many web pages and cloud apps

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2017-09-18 16:37:49

RT @BaltimoreOEM: @BaltimoreFire Update: Due to chemical leak, SHELTER IN PLACE ordered for 1 mile radius of 3400 Fairfield Rd, Curtis Bay,…

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2017-09-18 16:41:00

RT @CarolSOtt: Everything you ever wanted to know about chlorosulfonic acid (the cloud that's hovering over South Baltimore. https://t.co/P…

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2017-09-18 16:45:52

It took an hour to get out an EBS alert about toxic chlorosulfonic acid fumes hovering 3 miles away from where I'm sitting. Not cool.

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2017-09-18 16:49:40

What was on the TV as I walked outside? Not a toxic chemical cloud warning. Live shots of a county executive announcing run for MD gov. :(

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2017-09-18 16:52:40

Get your duct tape and plastic sheeting from 2003 out, folks. This is the event that Brownie warned us about.

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2017-09-18 16:56:49

@CarolSOtt "[S]uch a sharp and pen[e]trating odor that inhalation of severely toxic quantities is unlikely unless it is impossible to escape...fumes."

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2017-09-18 17:06:02

@CarolSOtt https://t.co/dGPH1fJQM9 via @knarphie

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2017-09-19 17:32:05

County scanner "Suicidal Comcast agent trying to hurt herself by kicking herself and cutting her wrists with thumbtacks"

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2017-09-19 17:32:43

Update: Other employees were able to take the thumbtacks away

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2017-09-19 19:35:10

RT @JohnTheCho: We are becoming the existential threat Kim Jong Un told his people we were to justify their oppression.

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2017-09-20 13:30:03

The mascot of @MDMEMA is a squirrel? Isn't that an unflattering reference for overzealous EM volunteers? https://t.co/ff0hycXkyB

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2017-09-20 16:30:31

By the end of 2017, Equifax will have filled entire chapters of "what not to do" in info security and corporate communications textbooks.

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2017-09-21 13:03:47

RT @ddale8: Scott Walker, Wisconsin Republicans approve law to give Foxconn preferential treatment in the state court system: https://t.co/…

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2017-09-22 13:34:31

Kimmel, not Cassidy, is right on health care, analysts say https://t.co/9gDTaTaP7A via @politico

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2017-09-22 14:00:04

RT @_davidhudson: Preparing for my first solo cross country flight tomorrow when I saw this notice to airmen. Did not expect that in my bri…

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2017-09-22 18:09:38

@CarolSOtt Sudafed?

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2017-09-23 16:55:40

"Love your nation, hate antifa" says this helmet. Is this the slogan for Nazis now? https://t.co/wmgb5iaNR7

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2017-09-25 12:50:50

RT @alertpage: BOX ALARM 35-41 | BALTIMORE CITY, MD 2ND ALARM 1026 E PATAPSCO AVE | 200 X 200 WAREHOUSE WELL INVOLVED. 2ND ALARM RQST'D.…

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2017-09-26 14:11:37

Six years today at @havashelia_NA! In that time - got married, had two kids, bought and sold a house, and saw many co-workers come and go.

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2017-09-26 23:39:59

Basically all of suburban Baltimore County right now https://t.co/4JQzR9bS1S

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2017-09-28 19:15:44

RT @refocusedmedia: "What would you do if you had 280 characters?"

"I tell you what I'd do man... two tweets at the same time, man." https…

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2017-09-28 19:51:27

RT @OfficialJLD: Just when you thought... https://t.co/SbtYChwiEj

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2017-09-29 14:45:42

Current open open office mechanical keyboard user count: 3

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2017-09-29 15:57:59

@kylejbritt Depends on what you consider a starter price

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October

2017-10-01 18:13:55

RT @voxdotcom: A thought experiment: How we would cover Trump's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country https://t.c…

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2017-10-02 11:55:37

RT @mmcclimon: At the store this morning, cashier holds up a vegetable: “Is this a sweet potato or a yam?” I was not prepared for this PA c…

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2017-10-02 21:03:38

Is there a big fire in Towson right now? I can see smoke from Timonium Road looking south

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2017-10-04 15:26:33

@CarolSOtt Seems like that would be on the telco to know you are presently in the city

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2017-10-04 16:04:59

@CarolSOtt I'll let you know tonight.

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2017-10-05 22:06:15

The @havashelia_NA development team and I beat the B&O themed escape room today with just 2 minutes to spare! https://t.co/6MB4ea5qXL

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2017-10-05 22:28:25

RT @corinthian93: A warm Corinthian welcome to our five newest Master Masons raised last night by our lodge of Past Masters. https://t.co/s…

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2017-10-05 22:59:18

@CarolSOtt That's the message I get when I call from my house in Carney

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2017-10-06 14:43:44

Last night I honestly believed there was a 50% chance of a major military strike by this morning. I'm glad I was wrong.

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2017-10-06 17:31:29

Apparently the Sourcetree "upgrade" was to plague my computer with non-stop msys-2.0.dll errors. So I'm pretty ticked off.

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2017-10-07 18:31:27

Just spent 15 minutes writing and editing a response on Nextdoor thread before deciding to log out and not engage. Best possible outcome.

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2017-10-07 18:44:18

Seriously tho, how can anyone in their right mind be IN FAVOR OF door-to-door solicitors?

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2017-10-09 00:12:08

RT @PeterAlexander: FLAG: Was Pence leaving Colts game a political stunt? Reporters were told to stay in van bc "there may be an early depa…

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2017-10-09 00:14:05

RT @normative: Do people really not understand that a “show of respect” under duress no longer actually shows respect? All it shows is fe…

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2017-10-11 16:17:06

What color ribbon will we hang from trees to memorialize soldiers who perish in Trump's inevitable military folly with North Korea?

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2017-10-11 16:22:11

@padresj @bosconet Because of probability of failure from terrorist attack is low vs. "Joe's the only guy who can fix this system and he's home on his laptop"

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2017-10-11 16:28:51

@padresj @bosconet Sure, but that's the reason. From $$ side "hire 3 shifts of highly qualified on-site folks" vs "two guys on call w/ VPN" the choice is clear

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2017-10-11 21:04:13

RT @tomwalkerisgood: As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, trul…

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2017-10-13 12:45:00

@DougGansler Probably a good idea to also think twice if you are a female millionaire.

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2017-10-13 17:51:47

@emptywheel Honest question: What's indirect about it? Aren't these changes coming straight out of the Oval Office?

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2017-10-15 15:55:50

RT @philklotzbach: #Ophelia is now a major hurricane - the farthest east (26.6°W) an Atlantic major hurricane has existed on record. https:…

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2017-10-16 16:19:05

Grand Lodge of @mdmasons sold my contact info to a vendor and now I get phone calls on Saturday trying to sell me a $200 yearbook package.

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2017-10-16 18:18:05

Sinahi Aguilar-Cruz has been found safe, but her tri-state amber alert of "BLUE HONDA CIVIC / CALL 911" was almost worse than useless.

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2017-10-16 21:23:54

RT @cthomasbattle: @ddale8 https://t.co/tNKJKjAmmu

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2017-10-17 15:54:55

Well shit, turns out my @nest thermostat I installed back in June has a known issue with single-stage wiring and boilers like mine. :(

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2017-10-17 16:07:36

@nest @nest My boiler relay is chattering because Nest is also trying to pull from the 24v supply and there's not enough power to go around.

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2017-10-18 17:31:49

Amateur radio operator NS0S says @arrl did not do a great job on the ground in Puerto Rico for disaster support https://t.co/1h0d3lrcHx

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2017-10-19 13:15:47

Amazon HQ2 is to Baltimore what a jewel wasp is to a cockroach. Uses mind control to take you for a ride then eat you from the inside-out.

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2017-10-19 17:53:40

"Kids under 9 spend more than 2 hours a day on screens, report shows." Yes, and this adult over 35 spends 8 minimum...

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2017-10-19 19:32:28

RT @jakelikesonions: Jogging https://t.co/bHXQMJvCQL

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2017-10-20 12:49:15

Got hit by a deer last night on I-83. Cars drivable. I'm ok. https://t.co/39WWDj2Ubs

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2017-10-20 13:05:06

@bosconet This is literally the best deer strike possible short of avoiding the damn thing entirely.

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2017-10-24 18:01:17

Interesting that in the specs for my car, "Hands Free Device" falls under category "Safety" and not "Radio"

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2017-10-25 00:46:30

RT @photoEphemeris: In case you ever wondered why getting time zones and daylight saving time 100% accurate is an impossible task - from th…

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2017-10-27 17:55:45

"FEMA has significant concerns with how PREPA procured this contract and has not confirmed whether the contract prices are reasonable."

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2017-10-28 12:32:33

RT @jemelehill: A quote that will make you cringe from Texans owners Bob McNair, re: anthem protests: “We can't have the inmates running th…

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2017-10-31 14:43:24

The best thing about today: listening to podcast pundits butcher the pronunciation of Papadopoulos.

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November

2017-11-01 14:04:35

RT @GetUSCovered: Today’s the day! You can go to https://t.co/p8DQwo89C7 and sign up for health coverage. Need a pep talk first? @BarackOba…

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2017-11-01 14:06:01

Baltimore definitely hitch your wagon to this guy https://t.co/dW16ZI2DqU

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2017-11-01 15:21:21

RT @KateBennett_DC: just gave a skittles to this kid in his “costume.” don’t ever change, 2017. https://t.co/lvWeIr7YhK

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2017-11-02 17:42:54

Facebook says I'm a person who lives "in the United States whose activity on Facebook aligns with African American multicultural affinity."

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2017-11-02 17:43:16

I have no idea what to do with this information.

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2017-11-02 17:52:49

Raised Nov 2013. Acting Master Nov 2017. Lodge comes at you fast. https://t.co/Y2sBM85vXx

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2017-11-02 18:38:40

Edison I know in my heart you are better than this https://t.co/uGs9CRDcpx

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2017-11-02 19:11:23

@somaddiesays Yep! Second podcast in the car on the way into work this morning!

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2017-11-03 17:36:02

RT @anvaka: Announcing https://t.co/KqyzZccnga The world of math that is hard to imagine is now under your fingers https://t.co/uIKOpYVZB7

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2017-11-04 19:54:57

Team effort https://t.co/cnhwA7MjBj

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2017-11-06 15:51:02

RT @nikitab: “Don’t write your own crypto” is a short-hand, like “don’t remove your kid’s appendix”. It doesn’t mean “don’t go to med schoo…

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2017-11-06 21:28:00

Thanks LII, but I think something got lost in the translation here. https://t.co/WE0zjb4GTf

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2017-11-06 21:44:18

Oh man, it's 4:43pm and f.lux just kicked in on my displays.

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2017-11-07 00:39:44

@CarolSOtt Late update: County residents are told to call 410-396-5352 for water problems, and that just dumps us into the 311 call center.

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2017-11-07 22:04:52

Sitting in Starbucks. Do I subject my fellow patrons to my Cherry MX Blue switches or subject my fingers to low-travel laptop keyboard?

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2017-11-08 14:30:27

@CarolSOtt One day.

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2017-11-08 14:45:49

RT @emilyslist: Congratulations @debrarodman73 on winning your election and flipping a red seat blue!

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2017-11-08 18:56:52

RT @IsiahWhitlockJr: #280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

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2017-11-08 21:42:00

Happy f.lux o'clock

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2017-11-10 21:56:00

Beautiful sunset from up high in the harbor this evening.

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2017-11-10 23:49:23

"Sir, did you kill all these hobos?" "Well, it's certainly not customary for me to have done that."

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2017-11-13 11:27:59

My daughter has decided that all her stick figure people need teeth so now every drawing has become a terrifying hellscape. https://t.co/O39kUxxdUk

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2017-11-14 17:54:11

@david_s_marks @JoppaViewES @StoneleighES Which has more name recognition at Joppa View: Councilman Marks or Madeline's Dad?

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2017-11-15 13:48:23

Spotted a Google Maps car on Hillen around East St about 8:24 this morning. Mental note to check back in to see my rental car.

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2017-11-15 15:23:33

Customized {{copy}} provides a more {{personalized}} ad experience to inspire {{trust}} in your {{brand}}. https://t.co/2ERlr36L5q

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2017-11-15 15:50:56

Can we please just stop with the n-dimensional chess metaphor? Do we have NOTHING ELSE that illustrates the inherent complexity of adversarial politics?

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2017-11-20 15:43:45

RT @cjciaramella: Oh man, this @KevinNR graf on Louise Linton's book https://t.co/X00LSQrVL0 https://t.co/hHQq6vTpVb

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2017-11-20 21:04:46

RT @MichaelSLinden: UNREAL. New analysis from @TaxPolicyCenter finds that HALF ALL HOUSEHOLDS -- that's 93 million families -- get a tax IN…

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2017-11-21 17:51:28

RT @brianschatz: 1) The Internet works because the people who charge you for access to it cannot charge different amounts for different con…

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2017-11-21 19:53:27

RT @Chris_Ashworth: oo, oo, oo

what if, instead of being invariably for/against "move fast and break things"

we try

"code like it's a re…

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2017-11-23 15:11:08

RT @davidfrum: People sometimes compare Trump to Nixon. Here’s the letter Nixon sent Jacqueline Kennedy on this day, 1963. In his own hand.…

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2017-11-24 22:46:35

I always enjoy our joint artistic efforts. https://t.co/y3v0wqaNF9

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2017-11-25 12:28:11

RT @matthew_d_green: Back in 2013 people said “who cares what spy agencies collect, it’s not like they can actually look at all that data”.…

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2017-11-25 12:30:46

RT @ScottWamplerBMD: I wanna spend the next 6 months making a series of posts on NextDoor that will initially seem totally innocuous, but w…

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2017-11-25 14:05:34

RT @rebeccagberg: It should be noted that a TIME Mag photo shoot gave us one of the great Trump GIFs https://t.co/7KYMlSRl9v

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2017-11-25 16:42:11

Doing my part #NetNeutraility https://t.co/U9DPLRsjaa

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2017-11-27 11:23:05

RT @random_weighs: Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

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2017-11-27 12:40:47

My kids are going to grow up thinking "Embattled" is the title of anyone in or running for political office.

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2017-11-27 18:10:17

There was apparently an armed robbery last night 1/4 mile from my house in Carney but precinct desk couldn't find any info this morning and news sites are empty.

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2017-11-27 18:31:59

So uncomfortable to listen to @NancyPelosi on @MeetThePress on Sunday trying to thread the needle between "zero tolerance" and "due process" depending on which particular instance of a man's sexual misconduct she had to either condemn or defend.

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2017-11-27 21:14:09

RT @ddale8: Trump is holding this event honouring Native American code talkers, and insulting Warren as "Pocahontas," in front of a portrai…

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2017-11-27 22:17:53

Remember kids, journalistic rigor protects your reputation. Be dispassionate, impartial, and independently corroborate and fact check the shit out of everything you're told. @washingtonpost showed us how it's done right today.

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2017-11-28 14:15:11

@mistersql 1Password is always a solid choice, includes OTP support and and I believe allows pin-based access from the phone if you set it up that way.

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2017-11-28 14:15:32

RT @elonmusk: This is nothing. In a few years, that bot will move so fast you’ll need a strobe light to see it. Sweet dreams… https://t.co/…

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2017-11-28 21:20:21

RT @lemiorhan: Dear @AppleSupport, we noticed a HUGE security issue at MacOS High Sierra. Anyone can login as "root" with empty password…

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2017-11-29 16:55:36

RT @JuddLegum: James O’Keefe is creating fake rape victims to discredit real ones. These are the people funding his efforts. https://t.co/g…

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2017-11-29 16:58:54

@iambakedgoods Overqualified is code for "unlikely to continue to accept our substandard pay and working conditions when you encounter something even marginally better."

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2017-11-29 18:31:13

RT @ElectRyanDorsey: DOT told me they’re ready & waiting on MOIT, who told me they’re ready and waiting on DOT. Finance says they’re waitin…

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2017-11-29 22:36:23

RT @Fahrenthold: Maryland, D.C. AGs get permission to subpoena @realdonaldTrump's companies in suit over foreign emoluments https://t.co/S8…

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2017-11-30 13:09:52

@bosconet @CarolSOtt I will happily tithe to the Church of the Slumlord Watcher.

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December

2017-12-01 15:18:16

@CarolSOtt What don't they understand? It's like a regular phone but with a battery and without the cord.

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2017-12-01 15:28:53

@Popehat Under what circumstances is it beneficial for the FBI to lie to the court?

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2017-12-01 15:57:54

@CarolSOtt @shelleynorman That number should be saved somewhere on your Mac if you ever did a backup to it.

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2017-12-01 16:25:49

Knights of Columbus in Catonsville says "No Hate" is a political message.

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2017-12-01 18:24:42

RT @daveweigel: Reminder: The idea that the Pelosi Democrats jammed votes on unseen bills was so pervasive that the GOP pledged to make the…

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2017-12-01 20:34:24

@fraxiommusic @iambakedgoods What color was his fedora?

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2017-12-02 00:06:02

RT @SenatorDurbin: Trying to review the #GOPTaxScam but they are making hand-written changes to brand new text as we speak – can anyone els…

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2017-12-02 16:05:03

RT @sahilkapur: The CBO score of the revised Senate tax bill just landed. It raises 10-year deficits by $1.474 trillion.

https://t.co/83q6…

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2017-12-03 12:00:46

RT @bobvulfov: 2015: ok i had a nice time browsing the internet, time to go do something else

2017: my eyes are bleeding but if i turn awa…

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2017-12-04 16:24:24

No matter what Time says, chyron writers are my people of the year. https://t.co/XD4n2nPUtw

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2017-12-04 16:30:31

Whatever spin you add, this situation literally does not get any simpler than "President Trump endorses accused child molester."

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2017-12-05 11:22:29

RT @byrdinator: What are our political parties teaching sexual harassment victims? Consequences are for the other party. Evil men can just…

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2017-12-07 19:26:12

Today's news: another politician resigning for sexual misconduct, another school shooting, bigger wildfires. I know it's 2pm but I want to go back to bed.

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2017-12-10 13:51:05

RT @laura_nobilis: A day in the life of a software engineer https://t.co/hoaHiZ5AGd

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2017-12-10 17:09:56

@ElectRyanDorsey @RectorSun @charmcitylwy It's not like your name is printed on city letterhead or anything.

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2017-12-10 17:18:15

I honestly did not see this coming. https://t.co/f8xPlW4JSc

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2017-12-10 17:40:46

RT @DanielSeidemann: My ailing father - 93 years old, a victim & defeater of Nazism, a right-wing Orthodox Jew - was asked by the physician…

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2017-12-10 19:08:38

@samanthasquared Pretty funny from this angle too https://t.co/0ZL3trkgan

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2017-12-11 12:10:54

@jurph Storybots has some great call-outs to the current generation of parents.

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2017-12-11 12:11:36

RT @netflix: To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?

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2017-12-11 12:34:22

RT @CNN: The 13th Amendment abolished slavery, the 14th established equal protection, the 15th prohibited denying the vote based on race, a…

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2017-12-11 17:35:33

RT @travisgoodspeed: Howdy y'all! In this friendly little tweety-box thread, I'd like to share my new project with you. It's called the G…

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2017-12-12 00:53:24

The “Small” Towson Gateway Story Tells a Much Bigger Tale https://t.co/trCoK3MrOp

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2017-12-12 14:48:19

I envy office people who have "Duplicate last week's time sheet" as a valid option.

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2017-12-12 14:52:59

RT @bessbell: There was a terrorist attack on New York City THIS MORNING and our disaster metabolism is so high we're already 4 shitstorms…

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2017-12-12 15:43:28

Big fire due 209 degrees from Inner Harbor

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2017-12-12 15:46:17

Anyone got a bead on this? https://t.co/IyInBsMK7d

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2017-12-12 17:08:18

I had no idea that the software model for 1Password went directly into the toilet while I wasn't paying attention. So sad to have to migrate off the platform, but I'm not locking into a subscription.

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2017-12-12 17:55:25

@CarolSOtt There's a whole section on stuff you can't do at OPACY.

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2017-12-12 18:13:30

@CarolSOtt Crime to play a Major league baseball game at OPACY with a non-major league baseball players. Crime to fly aircraft over M&T Bank or OPACY for any advertising or commercial purposes. https://t.co/E6IughbI2K

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2017-12-12 18:16:12

@jspath55 I'm not sure I've ever had one of my tweets annotated for an international audience before.

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2017-12-12 18:18:25

Remember when it turned out that the Haystack parking app that SRB loved actually violated city code by allowing people to charge for public parking spaces they were in? @CarolSOtt

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2017-12-12 20:04:59

@knarphie @defcon They've been quietly transmitting this entire time.

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2017-12-13 02:10:01

RT @GrrlGhost: Me saying goodbye to 2017 and henlooo to 2018 https://t.co/LbGt9YDfaf

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2017-12-13 11:14:44

RT @GDouglasJones: Thank you ALABAMA!!

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2017-12-14 19:26:56

@CarolSOtt Not sure how you get from one to the other there. They can change their rates whenever they need to. It's a basic marginal cost decision.

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2017-12-15 13:44:01

RT @SenWhitehouse: MUST WATCH: Republican @SenJohnKennedy asks one of @realDonaldTrump’s US District Judge nominees basic questions of law…

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2017-12-15 18:41:38

RT @jkottke: Net neutrality explained with a pizza delivery metaphor: “Let’s say you call Joe’s Pizza and the first thing you hear is a mes…

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2017-12-15 20:40:03

@mistersql Can be done in Tweetdeck

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2017-12-18 01:21:51

RT @davidminpdx: This is insane. Allegations that the Baltimore PD head staged a fake internment for a cop "to gain sympathy for the depart…

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2017-12-18 17:11:44

@CarolSOtt What led you to believe that BBB was a legitimate reporting enterprise in the first place? Customers don't pay BBB's bills, businesses do. They have every incentive to convert $$ into good reputation.

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2017-12-18 19:05:55

@random_walker Just like the people who made the real money in the gold rush ran the general stores.

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2017-12-18 19:06:45

RT @JonathanMcCall: Some #UBalt graduate now standing up and turning back on Education Secretary @BetsyDeVosED during her commencement spee…

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2017-12-18 23:37:21

@jurph Please write this book.

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2017-12-18 23:43:27

@jurph The emergent AI recreates humanity from bot leftovers and cargo cults a terrible amalgam of auto-trolling, racism and predatory marketing.

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2017-12-19 00:59:37

@ElectRyanDorsey Don't let them privatize anything under the ground. The pipes and conduits are a huge asset that the city will never be able to sell at actual value.

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2017-12-20 11:51:22

RT @corylanou: Your definitive guide to job postings. In my experience, this is still pretty accurate. https://t.co/kgIf3R44EE

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2017-12-21 14:26:22

@mhudack Where is this new money coming from? At this point its nest eggs, emergency funds, retirement withdrawals, personal loans. The kind of thing you hide from your spouse. These folks are going to be left holding the bag and it's not going to be pretty.

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2017-12-21 14:34:28

@mhudack Oh my god, Bitcoin is the biggest hawala ever created.

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2017-12-21 14:39:16

@mhudack Assuming you're right, this is money/value that would be legally inaccessible otherwise, so their risk to reward is totally skewed towards just going all in.

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2017-12-21 14:50:18

Current status. https://t.co/Fb20fkEl2q

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2017-12-21 15:13:15

@FirePix1075 I have all the parts in one place, just need to connect the scanner to the replacement server. Should be back online for 2018.

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2017-12-21 18:41:28

RT @NAACP_LDF: We sent a letter to the #Baltimore County Council in response to their plan to give $43 million to developers on the Towson…

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2017-12-22 20:18:13

RT @JustinBrookman: @TeamUpturn Crypto is often framed as keeping communications secret, but it does a lot more than that --- it's essentia…

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2017-12-23 17:42:54

Gosh it's good to be back home in the land of Dominick the Donkey and front page superfund sites 🙃 https://t.co/wHqnYYSMiW

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2017-12-23 21:18:39

Meanwhile my dad walks by, sees the headline photo and says, "Hey, I worked on [the remediation of] that Superfund site!" Definitely home.

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2017-12-24 13:57:54

RT @RedIsDead: A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.

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2017-12-24 20:06:36

The magic of the scale model train never fades https://t.co/5rPveBL3qq

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2017-12-25 12:50:59

RT @REDSOXBMORE: BALTIMORE RATS PULLING A SLEIGH ON WILLIAM ST IN FEDERAL HILL 🐀🐀🎄🎄....KURT WATERS PIC https://t.co/BxDvj0Kyb3

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2017-12-25 13:25:52

My kid should not be able to buy a $16 copy of Frozen HD by accident when we already own one ON THAT KINDLE. Annoyed at @amazon right now.

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2017-12-25 13:48:40

@AmazonHelp Have not been able to use reliably on our older Kindle. Is option for refunds when you catch a purchase right away after your kid hit play?

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2017-12-25 23:54:08

@amazon Amazon made it right. Setting purchase passcodes in our 15 connected devices now.

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2017-12-28 16:36:41

RT @clapifyoulikeme: A text I just got from my friend. She was able to leave a shitty marriage because of the ACA. Healthcare is a feminist…

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2017-12-28 16:38:00

@CarolSOtt Happened in my old neighborhood. You pay both proportional to what's in each. If you're lucky you get trash pickup on different days from both jurisdictions.

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2017-12-28 16:43:06

@CarolSOtt This is maybe apocryphal but I've heard people say if the house is divided between jurisdiction that kids go to school in the jurisdiction where their head is when they go to sleep at night.

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2017-12-29 22:45:44

Friends: "You had a nice long holiday. Did you do anything fun?" Me: https://t.co/kqDyp3WD1j

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2017-12-30 11:19:07

RT @normative: Trump has this weird tendency to periodically say stuff that makes it sound like he’s forgotten he’s president. He whines ab…

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2017-12-30 11:57:43

RT @TubaticPrime: So, what’s to be done about 2018? What’s the resolution?

Fortify. - when you don’t want to do it, make yourself. It’s no…

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2017-12-31 21:09:07

RT @HamillHimself: (L) Me at the beginning of 2017 (R) Me at the end of 2017 #HappyNewYear2018 https://t.co/kjT77a05N6

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2017-12-31 21:30:30

RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Reflecting on some stats I discovered or relied on in my first year in office, guiding my actions and efforts to answe…

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2017-12-31 21:40:55

@PeapodDelivers Can a top sirloin delivered on 12/27 really be good refrigerated until 1/13? This seems like a long time to me. https://t.co/7LEooZL0VF

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2017-12-31 22:24:47

RT @apf: Someone asked me to write a blog post on productivity... I can't believe they actually published my snarky response 😂❤️ https:…

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