Tweets from 2018
January
2018-01-01 15:43:46
Even with the thermostat set to 67 it was still calling for heat on average half the day this weekend. This should be an exciting January bill.
https://t.co/4rqtAGNQoc
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2018-01-02 14:11:17
North Avenue closed this morning between Greenmount and Boone St for apparent water main break. #baltraffic
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2018-01-02 14:13:22
Looks like Baltimore Sun had the info. Waze certainly didn't.
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2018-01-02 14:44:30
Heads up @DreamHostCare - 520.18 load average on richard-bassett
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2018-01-02 16:25:58
I'll be interested to find out why Anne Arundel County SPCA thinks it deserves money that was offered contingent on a condition they didn't fulfill.
https://t.co/h4Hg2UNw5R
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2018-01-02 17:47:57
Anyone else notice how @BaltCoGov Twitter account turned into the "Kevin Kamenetz Is So Awesome Show" right around the announcement of his campaign for governor in September?
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2018-01-02 18:07:26
The Capital Gazette has a more nuanced story on this, including alleged statements by the trust attorney and the cy-près doctrine. Nice reporting by @PhilDavis_CG 👍
https://t.co/QrycmEDql5
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2018-01-03 01:53:29
Looking forward to my kids coming home to show me how "duck and cover" works, because apparently it's fucking 1952 again this time starring two nuclear-armed narcissists with something to prove.
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2018-01-03 01:56:03
@kendallmiller And some duct tape?
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2018-01-03 11:06:44
RT @GeorgeLakoff: Trump uses social media as a weapon to control the news cycle. It works like a charm. His tweets are tactical rather than…
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2018-01-03 16:21:49
RT @ShuttleCDRKelly: As a pilot in the @USNavy, I was trained to deliver nuclear weapons. EVERYTHING we did with these weapons was deadly s…
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2018-01-03 16:59:15
RT @ddale8: A day in the life of the president who doesn’t watch much TV primarily because of documents.
https://t.co/JMt0inwOGR
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2018-01-03 17:02:44
@georgiaweidman It's a semantically accurate description of penetration without consent, at least.
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2018-01-03 21:17:14
RT @BACOemergency: Timely info from @usfire: #ExtremeCold temps mean space heaters are working overtime. Please pay close attention to your…
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2018-01-03 21:41:06
@cmcampbell6 @BaltimoreDPW Is this the same one from yesterday morning?
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2018-01-03 21:46:20
Nest reports that my boiler was on for 20.25 hours on Tuesday. I'm somewhat comforted by the fact that some portion of that time was spent just circulating hot water without the flame on but that means it's literally 3.75 hours away from not being able to keep up with this cold.
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2018-01-03 21:52:38
RT @alexandraerin: You know the people who prepare their whole lives for a wedding but then are utterly unprepared for a marriage?
That,…
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2018-01-04 12:58:21
RT @attritionorg: CERT brings the harsh truth. #Meltdown #Spectre
https://t.co/UFPiYA39hd
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2018-01-04 14:17:26
@jessfraz I'm pretty sure you can exfiltrate data from a 486DX CPU with properly tuned FM walkman.
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2018-01-04 15:42:30
@mistersql You can use jQuery in the console to mass-unsub your list. It's rate limited like the rest of the API but I unfollowed everyone in about a half an hour during a meeting. Still under Dunbar's number.
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2018-01-04 17:00:45
Does anyone know how AWS plans to handle the calculation of CPU Credits and Baseline Performance in EC2? If they patch the hypervisor does that mean all the virtual CPU underneath are secured? If individual EC2 instances need to be patched, does that mean a 30% hit for same cost?
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2018-01-04 20:47:58
My noise cancelling headphones are trying to invert the bass line of Let it Go from Frozen and having some trouble.
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2018-01-04 21:22:22
Just pre-ordered Fire and Fury by @MichaelWolffNYC. I can't remember ever having pre-ordered a book before, but this seems worth it just to keep up with my Twitter feed.
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2018-01-05 14:07:11
Current status:
https://t.co/YTW1vAmdrk
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2018-01-05 15:59:41
@CarolSOtt I think I have a similar parenting style. I only use requests when my kids have an honest choice in doing it ("Please bring me my phone") or its a favor to me. Non-optional stuff is phrased as a command ("Brush your teeth"), not to be rude, but to distinguish them.
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2018-01-05 21:22:12
"Not only was that fake gorilla channel excerpt funny as hell, it manages to demonstrate at once the inherent absurdity of this administration and the need to carefully consider and validate your sources, especially on Twitter."
https://t.co/vs3jgkYoDv
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2018-01-06 01:12:19
This is the funniest thing I've read all year:
https://t.co/UJRv6VTi5C
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2018-01-06 16:45:57
RT @KateAronoff: anyone else hoping there's some secret society plotting against the idle rich and their first two projects were fyre festi…
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2018-01-07 12:30:15
RT @dragosr: If you have/use any Western Digital MyCloud drives, recommend disconnecting them immediately and transitioning the data to ano…
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2018-01-07 12:33:46
RT @jimtankersley: "Your first sentence should be a question," our moderator tells the audience, "and you shouldn't have a second sentence.…
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2018-01-07 12:45:09
@borzou I just searched this hashtag and you are the only result.
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2018-01-07 12:46:18
@borzou My mistake, I see it now. Why does your HTTP link work but clicking the hashtag doesn't, I wonder?
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2018-01-08 21:46:16
RT @GossiTheDog: I feel like a fraud whenever people call me an expert. I’m really not. I have 4 attributes: I know how to Google, I know w…
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2018-01-09 02:37:40
The road by my house is too icy and steep for anyone to get their cars up tonight. Four have already reversed back down.
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2018-01-09 22:02:27
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Maryland Democrats make @mddems look bad. With friends like these.
https://t.co/qkEV0kvxut
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2018-01-10 13:03:37
Verizon says I need a new ONT. I'm going to try to convince the tech to move it somewhere not next to my sump pump.
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2018-01-10 13:23:32
Important Question I asked myself this morning: Why do I not (yet) own an air horn?
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2018-01-10 18:01:45
The previous technician hid about 25' of fiber cable in my basement rafters so the installer didn't even have to run a new line, just stretch it through the same space that a brand new power drop by my workbench runs to. Great job by tech XFR.
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2018-01-10 20:20:47
@mistersql For all of us, please ask your five year old to make some policy statements and post them here.
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2018-01-10 20:51:02
@EdwardEricsonJr I want to know why the officers in the reformed county police get paid less?
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2018-01-10 21:44:25
@ElectRyanDorsey @lukeclippinger I'm disappointed its not a sport jacket with a built-in hood.
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2018-01-11 14:48:03
MoCA through the walls, 100bT to the media devices. Living the dream.
https://t.co/jNtjfYw0qT
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2018-01-12 12:50:55
Measured temperature on my @nest is off by nine degrees with no apparent fix. This thing has been so frustrating. Help!
https://t.co/CVxT6dLa2U
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2018-01-12 14:30:36
I just went to Google a "tape robot" (like for backup storage tapes) and accidentally typed "rape robot" and THANK GOD I noticed that before I hit enter.
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2018-01-12 18:48:01
Dear @CNN chyron writers, you continue to be the inspirational heroes I need in my life right now. Keep up the good work.
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2018-01-13 13:48:37
RT @MalwareJake: The official Linux kernel mailing list being offline for days because it's hosted on a home Linux server that suffered a p…
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2018-01-13 13:51:39
RT @holman: Was talking recently with a friend about how hard it is to write blog posts and give talks these days. The longer you’re in the…
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2018-01-15 21:54:47
@Sen_Klausmeier A
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2018-01-17 16:10:17
RT @eatmypaint: New comic 👵
https://t.co/6ajf1jRhUe
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2018-01-18 15:58:21
What's the state of the practice for self-hosted automated .NET builds? Is it still Jenkins?
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2018-01-18 17:03:12
RT @Danielle_Bmore: ICYMI. I just published “MTA Maryland Showed Me Their Bus Route Rankings and This is What I Learned”
https://t.co/pLYZ2…
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2018-01-18 20:50:56
@egolikeness Torque converter. Amazing mechanical device. Not a flywheel per se, but one side of a disconnected axle throwing liquid at the other side to pass energy across.
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2018-01-19 10:25:26
RT @walfieee: escape room concept:
- you are a software engineeer
- there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase
- no one knows…
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2018-01-19 17:23:04
@JakeLaperruque @normative @eyywa @theintercept Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify Me.
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2018-01-19 17:27:53
Sounds like a few high level Baltimore PD just got their key-cards disabled. Should be a fun day.
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2018-01-19 17:36:12
@michellenoorali So that's not a 23" laptop? I'm so confused by the scale.
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2018-01-19 20:44:41
@mistersql The issue isn't partisan vs partisan, it's literally making it so folks trust all information less.
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2018-01-20 22:28:57
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: My first manager in my first job told me, in an unguarded talk in a private room, that a business’ first responsibilit…
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2018-01-21 13:08:51
RT @pbakaus: Junior developer: "Why is nobody inviting me to these meetings"
Senior developer: "Why is everyone inviting me to these meeti…
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2018-01-23 18:47:17
S. Dallas Dance indicted on perjury charges.
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2018-01-24 15:38:43
@mhudack Team Josh
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2018-01-24 19:14:16
@normative The crypto mechanisms will get us to "this video is different than this other one", "this video existed at this time" and "this person vouches for this video" but hard to imagine much past that.
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2018-01-25 15:01:07
@CarolSOtt I'll freely admit that many of my children's behaviors drive me to coping mechanisms. Most are healthier than alcohol but that's just luck on my part.
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2018-01-25 16:09:34
@ElectRyanDorsey One of the thing that impresses me about @david_s_marks is that he comes from a distinguished background in federal and state transportation policy and has the capability to really understand what's presented to him by the county agencies and steer it effectively.
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2018-01-25 18:51:24
Takeaways from 538's gerrymander project maps for MD:
https://t.co/y7vhDbo0sR
- Best for D is actually MORE cohesive than the current nonsense
- Best for R still has 3 D districts
- The compact shape algorithm makes intuitive districts
- Even the county-based map is reasonable
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2018-01-25 21:29:57
Amazon has a $7 sale on a coffee mug warmer for your desk. Do people really drink their coffee slow enough in the morning for it to cool down?
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2018-01-26 00:49:49
Happy 18th birthday to
https://t.co/GojqGotckM,purchased this day in 2000.
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2018-01-27 16:00:09
RT @justin_fenton: "It's not that good cops cover for bad cops as much as they stay the fuck away from them." - @PeterMoskos
https://t.co/w…
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2018-01-27 20:38:38
In May of 1996, 16-year-old me sketched out my dream workstation. Key features include ISDN, 2 pots lines, 21" and 17" CRT displays, 1200 MB hard drive, 128 MB RAM, Zip Ditto backup drive, and hi-fi speakers.
https://t.co/jGNRe9uzXL
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2018-01-29 19:59:12
Current body temperature 104.3 F. Flu A test came back positive this morning. Sitting in quarantine away from the kids in the bedroom. Either shivering, watching Netflix, sleeping or bored. Flu sucks.
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2018-01-29 20:12:38
@W2LJ I just hope I didn't spread it to my extended family this weekend.
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2018-01-29 20:28:50
Some of it was related to crunch time production but I'm mildly flattered to see that every meeting on my calendar for today was rescheduled so that I can attend when I'm not hurting in every cell.
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2018-01-30 09:16:07
So at least this seems quick
https://t.co/oLTZjDemiU
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2018-01-31 18:21:39
What would happen if all the resources currently pointed at the Bitcoin blockchain were suddenly redirected towards building rainbow tables?
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2018-01-31 22:16:51
My first experiment with content aware image resizing with seam carving looks like a bad acid trip.
https://t.co/Qd62MmNDkR
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February
2018-02-01 02:19:48
Just got spam for the ICO of "AirBnb of Transportation" blockchain based cryptocurrency so apparently now they're just stringing words together and trying to sell it.
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2018-02-06 11:47:20
RT @waitbutwhy: Can't believe I never realized this immensely satisfying shit before:
6 x 5 x 2 minutes in an hour 8 x 3 hours in a day 7…
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2018-02-06 17:31:05
RT @justin_fenton: Training Day: Young detective who joined Gun Trace Task Force just before indictments says one day Jenkins asked him to…
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2018-02-06 21:12:28
No but seriously how is the center core? #FalconHeavy
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2018-02-07 22:10:23
RT @ErinatTheSun: While Baltimore's mayor was too busy to pay attention to the police corruption trial unfolding in her city, Gov. @LarryHo…
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2018-02-08 15:45:04
Here's a video about a web application I made a few years ago that's still going strong
https://t.co/T7V7hdf2MA
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2018-02-10 12:03:52
RT @AlecMacGillis: BREAKING: Kushner Cos. has opted to move the tenants' lawsuit filed against it back to state court, even tho that means…
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2018-02-10 12:04:02
RT @brianbeutler: So, what he’s saying–hear me out–is that not standing up during a ceremonial event is one way to protest something unrela…
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2018-02-12 17:22:17
Could it be that @MayorPugh50 literally has a mental block against anyone or anything that calls her out on the city's bullshit? Willful ignorance of the active BPD corruption case and the name of a councilman who is vocal about real problems is inexcusable.
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2018-02-12 17:24:12
@CarolSOtt What happens if the landlord uses this an excuse to move on to the next less informed prospective renter?
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2018-02-12 17:24:53
RT @kylegriffin1: Kushner Cos. is backtracking on efforts to have a lawsuit filed against it by tenants of its Baltimore-area apartment com…
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2018-02-12 18:36:08
I have a HDHP policy with my employer and the Tamiflu prescriptions for myself and my 20 month old son this year cost $135 each. We paid it easily because we had money set aside in our HSA, but without that it might have been a more difficult choice to make.
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2018-02-13 02:17:51
@somaddiesays @netflix @theofficenbc Feel better! Name and I had the flu last week and it was terrible.
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2018-02-13 19:48:00
@CarolSOtt I once picked up a random interesting looking book at @redemmas and found myself in the index.
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2018-02-14 00:41:39
@mistersql EC2 all the way. Revert to last known good snapshot to new instance(s) as needed. Compare known goods to broken version. Reconcile breaking changes or apply data updates to new known good instance. Redirect users.
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2018-02-14 12:59:03
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Sickening police behavior and sickened police culture are symptoms of a foundational problem that can only be addresse…
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2018-02-14 13:07:58
@mikamckinnon I can write slow and neat or fast and sloppy. Info at most meetings comes too quickly for neat. Wish someone had taught me how to do a quick legible script when I was younger.
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2018-02-14 15:32:37
My Valentine's Day package arrived from Caitlin and the kids. Boxed cuteness!
https://t.co/fGlctlMqcN
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2018-02-15 14:58:46
I'm sympathetic to the family of the Vermont man who fell into the harbor and died and I'm all for more ladders and life preservers along the harbor walls, but city-maintained guardrails to keep people from falling in are an essentially silly idea.
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2018-02-15 15:08:26
I probably wouldn't recognize Scott Pruitt if I sat next to him in coach, and if I somehow figured out who he was I'd put my noise-cancelling headphones and ignore him for the duration of the flight like I do on all mass-transit.
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2018-02-16 14:17:10
"This girl's gonna go from popular gifs to GoFundMe real quick with that decision making process"
https://t.co/20TxstmdIa
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2018-02-16 14:19:17
RT @smdiehl: How you think open source libraries are maintained ...
https://t.co/ERkJWSlFp0
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2018-02-17 13:42:16
@NFinegar BPD
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2018-02-24 19:38:15
I'm sitting in a New Jersey barber shop where a large oil painting print of Derek Jeter is prominently featured because of course it is.
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2018-02-24 22:17:21
Guys I have a new spirit animal
https://t.co/rx9KwDbpqH
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2018-02-26 22:43:57
My Honda Fit self-reported 33.3, 33.4 and 41.6 MPG for the last three tanks but the numbers based on actual gas pumped is 32.1 (-4%), 29.4 (-11%) and 39.0 (-6%). Is it throwing out idle time or is it using the fuel pump for instant averaging and just accumulating error?
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2018-02-27 14:16:56
@CarolSOtt Candidate email addresses should be the front end to a CRM system like SalesForce. Make sure nothing ever drops through the cracks.
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2018-02-27 15:51:56
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: This happened in the 3rd District over the weekend, one block off Northern Pkwy, about halfway between Belair and Harf…
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2018-02-28 16:27:34
I'm really hoping this email from Waze Carpool means that the service will be going nationwide in a few days.
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2018-02-28 16:33:33
Dozen BPD and possibly school police outside Hip Hop at Hillen and Harford this morning around 9:09, then they all scattered as soon as they arrived. Anyone know why?
https://t.co/OP8qOmiFJL
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March
2018-03-01 14:33:18
Great article on new development along Joppa Road between Parkville and Towson. Sonic, Starbucks, Wawa, and Gavigan's Furniture all open or in progress.
https://t.co/o26cewlzXc(HT @david_s_marks)
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2018-03-01 14:47:22
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Candy Carson once asked my father to give her an expensive TV and electronics; in exchange she would put in a good wor…
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2018-03-01 14:57:35
@ElectRyanDorsey Seems fitting that "working for exposure" is also what happens when nobody pays you for what you do and you don't have enough money to pay for shelter.
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2018-03-01 17:39:36
RT @jpwarren: "Computers yelling Numberwang at each other" is my absolute favourite description of blockchain.
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2018-03-02 13:42:03
RT @justin_fenton: Update: Police officers names have disappeared from Maryland's public online court database. Last year, the state judici…
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2018-03-02 21:38:26
RT @charmcitycop: As a @BaltimorePolice officer, I never felt that my life was in danger because my arrests were listed in Md Court Records…
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2018-03-05 21:14:18
It is only thanks to finance podcasts that I know how to pronounce both Icahn and Mnuchin correctly.
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2018-03-05 21:24:55
The pronunciation of Erdoğan would make perfect sense in print if every wire service and news sites didn't use the Latinised form for everything. Unicode is here to stay, folks. Embrace it.
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2018-03-05 21:28:33
This Sam Nunberg guy appears to be the manifestation of wine throwing temper tantrum in high heels we've all been waiting for in the reality show news cycle of the Trump admin.
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2018-03-06 02:37:57
You're the real MVP
https://t.co/SM1vcLbXfN
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2018-03-06 12:53:28
@CarolSOtt Those are yellow or generic 👩💼👨💼. These are the specifically white ones: 👩🏼💼👨🏼💼. Admittedly the generic ones have light colored hair so there might be implicit bias in the Unicode implementation...
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2018-03-06 14:06:17
Wake up in the cold, go outside and restart the generator, heat up some hot water on the stove, make my French press coffee. Feels like camping, sorta.
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2018-03-06 14:12:39
RT @saladinahmed: this is from the new ad for the NRA who are definitely not a death cult that unblinkingly serves their eternal master the…
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2018-03-06 14:25:22
@churchmusicman1 BGE's estimate for restoration is 3/7 12am, so hopefully that means some time today.
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2018-03-06 14:28:52
@churchmusicman1 I think the county has a few open. We are good because I was able to connect the generator into the boiler. We only wake up cold because it either stalls out or runs out of gas in the middle of the night.
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2018-03-06 14:41:41
@jessfraz Missed opportunity: "Thank you but I've worked for Child Protective Services for a few years now. By the way, I didn't get your name..."
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2018-03-06 15:15:02
My next portable generator will have a remote starter.
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2018-03-06 17:44:48
@kmcoulbourne One of our neighbors a few blocks over just spotted a working crew so I have hope we'll see something by mid-afternoon.
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2018-03-07 14:56:04
RT @jptoto: Working at home like
https://t.co/iK5SSOxvCm
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2018-03-07 18:16:54
BGE is reporting that it's too dangerous for workers to repair wires today. So glad we got our power back yesterday or we'd have to wait for the wind to die down on top of everything else.
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2018-03-07 20:13:14
Can we please call BGE restoration After Action Reports "post-stormtems?"
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2018-03-07 20:48:16
RT @KT_So_It_Goes: oh so some sort of free trade agreement for north american nations that sounds like a smart idea actually
https://t.co/A…
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2018-03-08 14:33:35
By following folks on "software developer Twitter" I stumbled upon "women developers Twitter" which is awesome and includes "trans dev women Twitter." Both groups are the kick-ass funny af honey badgers of the Twitterverse everyone should follow. #InternationalWomansDay
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2018-03-08 14:41:44
Currently lusting after an ortholinear mechanical keyboard so that I can install an open source stenotype application to write code at 200wpm and what the hell is wrong with me
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2018-03-08 16:13:57
What a coincidence! My shopping list also contained horse heads, string lights, and a handheld electric slow-cooker. Also, I'm pretty sure we're all in The Bad Place.
https://t.co/gH4qaKg2rH
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2018-03-08 16:26:33
Last week in a supermarket parking lot, my wife and I waved up to a random toy drone flying overhead. It rocked it's "wings" back to acknowledge us and then zoomed back at full speed to a nearby park. THE FUTURE!
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2018-03-08 16:31:57
@CarolSOtt @jbblawmd @InsleyJosh @baynardwoods @notrivia Parkville says "Hold my beer"
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2018-03-08 16:57:18
WHOA Dallas Dance pleads guilty to perjury, prosecutors suggest 18 month sentence. I would never have imagined this years ago. I honestly thought he was doing a generally good job as Superintendent. Maybe he was, and also got greedy and lied about it.
https://t.co/XUU2yzvrAM
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2018-03-08 17:41:41
Looking back on this, it's definitely po-stormtems. I would also accept post-ormtems. But the "st" is totally reusable.
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2018-03-08 19:35:48
RT @kendalalise5: I sat here and wrote this email calmly while my emotions were ripping me apart inside. But this is what I got. I am borde…
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2018-03-09 12:17:51
RT @davidpoms: @IanSams @ddayen "we're not preventing you from suing over housing discrimination, we're just taking away tools that have be…
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2018-03-09 15:25:56
@bestofnextdoor Canton Neighbors is a Facebook group.
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2018-03-09 15:28:27
@bestofnextdoor Didn't realize you had branched out into other dumpster fire neighborhood forums. Carry on.
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2018-03-09 20:39:53
@CarolSOtt Deadline driven prioritization.
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2018-03-12 15:53:06
Per Reddit: Vatican City has a pope density of about 2 popes per km².
https://t.co/vMVy5iOc9O
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2018-03-12 16:22:15
@CarolSOtt And it will probably work.
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2018-03-12 16:49:52
RT @dbonessi: Baltimore City Council Charter Amendment to include new Office of Inspector General, sponsored by @ElectRyanDorsey to "hold a…
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2018-03-12 17:06:06
@CarolSOtt Agreed, I didn't mean work as in end-game success of getting elected. Just working in terms of getting folks who will be receptive to that message worked up about it.
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2018-03-14 14:01:13
RT @RVAwonk: Republicans yesterday: "Conor Lamb is a Pelosi liberal. His values aren't our values."
Republicans today: "Conor Lamb only wo…
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2018-03-14 14:04:45
Every. Vote. Matters.
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2018-03-14 17:52:30
Ah, the sweet smell of inevitable mandatory project postmortem.
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2018-03-19 17:50:26
RT @catvalente: Our boy Elon won’t even let his employees form a union but he thinks Mars will be a utopian direct democracy.
K.
It’ll b…
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2018-03-20 14:38:31
@mistersql Good
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2018-03-20 23:00:53
RT @ElizSimins: MY MOM JUST MURDERED ME
https://t.co/WbjFC2Crwm
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2018-03-22 15:06:29
RT @random_walker: Tech buzzwords explained: AI—regression Big data—data Blockchain—database Algorithm—automated decision-making Cloud—Inte…
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2018-03-23 00:34:23
At the risk of understating how terrible the appointment of John Bolton as NSA is, I believe we are almost certainly going to enter into a terrible yet haphazard series of wars before the end of 2018 in which millions of human beings will die horribly as a result.
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2018-03-23 00:45:42
RT @karenmcgrane: So, true story. I sort-of dated this guy my freshman year of college. He told me he wanted me to be his "official girlfri…
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2018-03-23 16:17:05
RT @patrickc: “When the boy cried wolf, the village committed Type I and Type II errors, in that order” remains the best hypothesis testing…
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2018-03-23 17:45:25
My car sets the clock on the radio from the built-in GPS system that I'm not allowed to access because I didn't buy up to the EX-L model.
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2018-03-27 17:21:18
RT @TheOnion: City Of Baltimore Targeting Young Professionals With New ‘You Get Used To It’ Campaign
https://t.co/4ZwBDv1lxPhttps://t.co/J…
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2018-03-27 19:42:04
RT @smithsara79: FRIEND: so how are you?
ME: I'm well, thanks!
FRIEND: what's new?
ME: not much!
FRIEND: well, what have you been up to…
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2018-03-28 14:56:24
Does anyone else just use an open Python console like a calculator all day?
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2018-03-28 19:58:17
RT @estherschindler: In 1999, I asked David Gerrold to write a "future of computing" prediction for the magazine where I was Technology Edi…
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2018-03-28 20:54:23
@BaltimoreBrew @MayorPugh50 @prezjackyoung I can attest to this. My neighborhood in the county had a valve leaking in the street from when it was reported on 3/8 until 3/27, just pouring clean water into the county storm water system. Can't imagine why it wasn't a higher priority.
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2018-03-28 21:24:07
@CarolSOtt @BaltimoreBrew @MayorPugh50 @prezjackyoung I can imagine a scenario where the processing cost of the wasted water is less than the marginal cost of contract crews on the spot market vs scheduling city crews in a way that makes them most cost-efficient, but this is Baltimore so I doubt its that.
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2018-03-28 21:35:38
@CarolSOtt @BaltimoreBrew @MayorPugh50 @prezjackyoung My favorite 311 response when I called for an update a week in was "We don't give time estimates for fixes." o_O
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2018-03-28 21:39:08
@CarolSOtt @BaltimoreBrew @MayorPugh50 @prezjackyoung I start with online reports but then they get put into the "Forwarded to department for resolution" status a few days later and don't get any new info until they're done. Getting a staffer in a council office to look in the internal system is the only real info source.
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2018-03-29 19:16:40
@SpinDrCyclist How are you getting back?
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April
2018-04-01 17:37:56
Sinclair's script for stations
https://t.co/SuYSGEwO2E
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2018-04-02 14:40:47
Now that I've seen the court-drawn PA districts I truly believe that we should take redistricting away from the legislature and give it to a non-partisan committee.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 1
2018-04-02 15:12:04
@RayDubicki Do you mean which library they frequent, or just whether or not the voter uses a library?
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2018-04-03 15:11:27
Dylan Houlihan reports that @panerabread knew about this data breach since August of 2017, majorly downplayed it after disclosure while they STILL hadn't fixed it!
https://t.co/t3842FdA8o
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2018-04-03 15:23:59
Just got a sweet new morale patch for my Maxpedition bag. You know you're super envious of my Maryland pride.
https://t.co/zDRCZ70JZU
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2018-04-06 00:08:18
RT @dnscollective: Programming is the art of knowing when to use google, when to ask for help, and when to go for a walk around the block.
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2018-04-06 00:17:55
This is how my daughter sees me when I work from home. From top to bottom: my name, the ceiling, my written notes, laptop, and trackball, me, my bag, and the legs of the desk.
https://t.co/lfcFwpUahU
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2018-04-06 15:15:14
Incorporated my favorite pages from @b0rk's "So you want to be a Wizard" zine into our dev team inspiration wall today. Great presentation to get across the fundamentals of development in a non-threatening way.
https://t.co/ewxRldVbBX
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2018-04-06 15:28:21
@CarolSOtt Is that a new racial slur I'm not aware of?
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2018-04-09 17:48:13
Pedestrian struck Pratt & Commerce St
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2018-04-09 18:28:08
RT @ddale8: Wow, this story: the Trump Organization's lawyers in Panama wrote to the president of Panama to "URGENTLY request" his "influen…
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2018-04-27 17:15:17
RT @allyjung: Here's a message Kim Jong Un wrote on the guestbook at the Peace House summit venue, which reads "A new history begins now -…
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2018-04-29 16:33:21
RT @dmofengineering: Your team is moving to a new office! The CFO chose an open plan against your recommendation “for efficiency.” Roll 2d1…
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2018-04-30 14:38:30
git reflog saved me hours of work twice in the last week.
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May
2018-05-01 12:18:36
RT @EricaJoy: If you are a Manager of Engineers, all this should come before you mess with code:
🌱 Your reports are happy, thriving, & a…
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2018-05-01 17:06:13
Just learned that my friend Rich Brown and his wife were killed in a car crash last weekend in the Broadway East neighborhood of Baltimore. He was a good and generous man and an asset to his church and neighborhood. He'll be deeply missed.
https://t.co/wQZIlHmaGr
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2018-05-02 10:41:36
@wbaltv11 Shooting last night was 2500 blk Wentworth Rd near Queen Anne not Wentworth Ave at Oakleigh. County PIO has it wrong.
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2018-05-03 13:50:02
RT @tiffanyfayj: "Data is what we collect and store. It becomes information once we analyze it. It becomes knowledge once we understand it.…
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2018-05-03 15:04:10
RT @emrazz: Fixed it.
https://t.co/65h9dQcfEw
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2018-05-07 18:21:59
Are we really having a collective freak-out about a deputy shooting a wild groundhog that was in the best case sick enough to be doing very un-groundhog-like things in traffic and in the worst case probably rabid?
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2018-05-07 19:12:28
Just got a hang-up call from @MyBGE, no message left. Worth calling back to find out what's up?
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2018-05-08 17:59:26
RT @JenMsft: You heard it right, UNIX/Linux-style line endings support is coming to Notepad! Awwwwwww yisssssssssssssss 😁😁😁 #MSBuild
https:…
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2018-05-08 18:05:58
My super progressive friends are using a Carroll County Sheriff Deputy shooting a sick groundhog as a evidence of entrenched police brutality and racial inequality. Those things do exist and they are a problem, but the video has nothing to do with either of them.
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2018-05-08 18:54:15
Thanks to KCNC for my new worst irrational fear
https://t.co/mJPT3Q374R
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2018-05-08 22:19:00
RT @kenrudin: Rudy Giuliani thinks Stormy Daniels debased herself by appearing on Saturday Night Live.
https://t.co/ukTWUf65ao
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2018-05-09 11:31:28
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: We can never allow our water system to be privatized, and we should never give any company seeking to do so any foot i…
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2018-05-09 14:11:38
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Many in Baltimore County, Harford County, Anne Arundel County and others outside of the City rely on our water system…
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2018-05-10 10:44:14
RT @mondaypunday: Once at my old job, my boss came in to my cubicle and asked, “Matthew, was it you who used the office printer to print 42…
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2018-05-10 10:51:54
RT @david_s_marks: I was stunned to receive the news this morning from our Council Chairman about the death of County Executive Kevin Kamen…
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2018-05-10 16:09:34
I replaced my iPhone 5C battery with a cheap replacement from Amazon but I must have nicked or broken a tiny cable for the backlight during the process. So now I have fantastic battery life on a phone I can't use in direct sunlight anymore.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-11 14:24:14
Remember this quote in the next few months: "Councilman Ryan Dorsey, the lone councilman who voted against De Sousa’s confirmation..."
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2018-05-11 14:43:51
@NatlAquarium Your U.S. flag should not be at half-staff today. The Governor's order only affects the Maryland flag.
https://t.co/X8yi4zlPEb
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2018-05-11 15:00:16
RT @RonaldKlain: The WH hosted military spouses today. Our armed forces are 40% non-white. The odds that -- BY CHANCE -- a group of 52 mi…
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2018-05-11 16:28:36
Consider for a moment that practically every connected electronic device on or near you and across the entire world have clocks perfectly synchronized to within tens of milliseconds of each other. Nobody ever really discussed this as it happened, it just became the new normal.
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2018-05-11 16:31:46
I started wearing a plain old analog wristwatch again last week and I've realized its literally a fundamentally less accurate timepiece than my car which constantly syncs its clock with the atomic clocks on the GPS satellites overhead.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2018-05-11 16:41:32
@churchmusicman1 Honestly my car might be the only device affected. My phone relies on the cell carrier time sync and most of my computers rely on various NTP sources. I'm assuming most PSG radio systems would at least be able to fall back to NIST but perhaps I'm being naïve?
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2018-05-11 16:42:35
@CarolSOtt Yay I made the cut.
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2018-05-11 16:46:24
@SkolVikes58 Analog clocks have only ever really been a way to know what time it isn't.
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2018-05-11 17:00:03
Devices more accurate than my wristwatch: iPhone (via CDMA), laptop (via AD), office phone (via NTP), TV (via ATSC/PSIP), car (via GPS), police scanner (via P25), desk clock (via WWVB), electric/gas meter (via IEEE 1703). Am I missing any other obvious device or protocol?
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2018-05-11 17:09:49
For the record my kitchen appliances still keep terrible time. My oven, microwave and coffee maker never show the correct time OR the same time as each other.
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2018-05-11 17:34:15
@atanas I have had a deep respect for mechanical timepieces since reading Longitude by Dava Sobel. With an accurate watch you can tell where you are as easily as when you are.
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2018-05-11 17:46:30
@CarolSOtt In 2015 Paragon Outlet Partners and General Growth Properties were spending hundreds of thousands of dollars over a petition to bring Councilwoman Bevins' zoning bill to a ballot vote. I can only imagine if a recall process/petition for her was also on the table in that fight.
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2018-05-11 17:57:37
@CarolSOtt Not sure if it would have made it better. It was bad enough having two shopping mall companies trying to position themselves on the side of liberty and free markets sending me a postcard a week for two months.
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2018-05-11 19:02:19
@SkolVikes58 The only reliable independent way to set your clock is solar noon when the sun is at the meridian altitude when you're standing. Solar noon in Ocean City occurred 17 minutes before solar noon in Oakland and they are "only" 242 miles apart.
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2018-05-11 22:56:23
By the way that's from this Sun article but pretty much any article with Dorsey and De Sousa's name is worth reading for context
https://t.co/crX6bvTcOt
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2018-05-12 20:46:57
RT @ksylor: My first job in tech, I cried every day but stayed b/c I worried leaving at 4mos would look bad on a resume.
6 years later whe…
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2018-05-12 22:16:23
Always fun to come home to an active tornado watch. Happy May!
https://t.co/iVMRkZeeZL
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2018-05-13 12:52:08
RT @PhilipRucker: Five days at 1600 Pennsylvania: -First Lady launches #bebest campaign to teach kids to always put kindness first -White H…
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2018-05-14 14:20:06
When did the Trump Doctrine suddenly become "America Second, right after we take care of all those poor unemployed Chinese tech workers"?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-05-14 15:45:57
RT @peterjhasson: Note: @MichaelAvenatti tried to call this off record, which of course aren't terms I agreed to since it was an uninvited…
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2018-05-14 16:55:46
@mistersql Realize its 2018, email the PDF.
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2018-05-16 13:51:42
Sun headline: "Mayor Pugh seeks broad ethics exemption..." Wait, wait. You're telling me all the shit that's gone down in the last six months was in bounds?
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2018-05-17 14:03:11
@atanas JSON
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2018-05-17 14:24:52
@atanas Doesn't everything eventually get there? That or CSV.
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2018-05-17 19:11:49
@jamesmfee I can get to change by moving the screen on my laptop.
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2018-05-17 23:33:55
@TheAmyCode That's just DC. Baltimore dress code is still totally casual.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-05-19 02:58:42
RT @davemethvin: So DoubleClick is contacting the jQuery project to request that we certify we are GDPR compliant. 😁 If we don't, nobody ca…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-19 11:14:31
RT @ticky: by 35 you should have at least 2.5 TB of disorganised old junk files you can’t bear to delete nor sort through on your computer
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-19 12:06:49
Watching the royal wedding with the kids. At the 65 minute mark my 4 year old turns to me and says "Wow, this is a long movie."
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-05-19 12:08:32
RT @bbcthree: #RoyalWedding MVP
https://t.co/HLHvSXsagC
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-20 10:31:38
RT @LoriG: By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple o…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-21 15:17:51
Me: Look kids there's the Cape May Ferry coming in.
Kids, confused: We don't see them. Are the fairies inside the boat?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-05-21 19:33:17
RT @akerfoot: By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard driv…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-24 15:41:45
@jongaynor What exactly do you think nmap is?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-24 16:20:48
@jongaynor So you can find the 12 doctors office fax machines, a 30 year old Bell home alarm system, and a lonely forgotten COCOT at a closed-up gas station in West Virginia that are left on copper lines?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-26 10:08:03
RT @radleybalko: It isn’t easy for a man to rip a screaming child away from his mother. Most of us couldn’t do it. This is where “animals”…
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2018-05-27 21:54:31
RT @kate_magill: Five days ago I was in #EllicottCity covering new flood monitoring technology, officials praising the city's comeback afte…
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2018-05-29 12:00:00
@CarolSOtt @DavidPontious Almost as funny as Outlook's recall email function. Here's an email I didn't mean to send. HERE'S ME DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER READ IT. Here's what I meant to write.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-29 12:04:53
@CarolSOtt @DavidPontious Lotus Notes is the worst but Outlook definitely makes my life more interesting in the Chinese curse sort of way.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-29 12:09:04
@CarolSOtt @DavidPontious I use it every day.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-29 14:45:18
RT @nikifab77: “This kind of participatory action research has challenged me to look at vacants differently ... to talk to friends and fami…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-29 18:04:17
I'm on board with @prezjackyoung bike parking fees as long as everybody pays by the pound. If 2,000+ lbs is $2/hr then a 10 pound bike should be 1 cent/hour right? But oh what to do about those freeloading folding bikes that people can carry into offices/stores with them?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-05-29 18:12:32
@roscada @prezjackyoung Sure, then the budget conscious can park their Vespa scooters for only $25/hr. A steal at twice the price!
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-05-29 22:38:21
County Air over Solar Circle
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2018-05-30 12:18:01
RT @RichSeviora: @pati_gallardo You can’t fix that bug, it’s a load-bearing bug. 🤪
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-30 12:25:49
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Baltimore has $270m in transportation-related revenues, derived entirely from use of single-occuopancy vehicles, the…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-30 19:15:00
Whoever is subscribing my work email to all these lists you are the ultimate troll. The random makeup and feminine care product emails were apparently just the beginning of this lovely epistolary experience. Just please keep it PG rated.
https://t.co/QkucOoMqni
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-05-30 21:02:28
Essential software developer pattern recognition:
- I've seen this successfully demonstrated before, so it can be done.
- Frameworks like this generally do y, so find what y is called in this one.
- This feels like an abstraction leak, so make sure the wifi is working.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-05-31 12:09:32
@jemillerwbal Harford at Orleans?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-05-31 12:27:43
@ronnie1c @thedemontowers @Mummydoc1 I think @WhitfordBradley needs to answer this question.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-05-31 14:44:16
@jemillerwbal Probably same new girl I saw yesterday
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
June
2018-06-01 13:57:46
Day 10: Prairie City, OR to Bates State Park, OR and back to Prairie City, OR
https://t.co/iJB3bBbJUvvia @SpinDrCyclist
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-01 14:43:09
RT @ConLawWarrior: Former Albanian police officer who is now US citizen fears his $$ will be stolen during a trip to visit family and repai…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-01 15:48:17
Why don't full-sized keyboards have the number pad on the left instead of the right side?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-01 18:52:32
@SkolVikes58 I guess. I wouldn't, since I use my dominant hand for the mouse/trackball.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-02 11:19:34
Scene: Imaginary Baltimore household.
Concerned dad played by @ElectRyanDorsey. Teenage daughter played by @BaltimorePolice.
Dad: "We need to talk about these report cards and your time management."
Daughter: "WHY DO YOU HATE ME?"
Daughter's friends: "WHY DO YOU HATE HER?"
- Favorites: 72, Retweets: 13
2018-06-03 10:40:53
RT @pjminterconnect: PJM Statement on Potential Department of Energy Market Intervention: PJM has not received any official document from t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-05 18:44:11
RT @MikeLevinCA: To everyone with primary elections today:
Vote like our democracy depends on it.
Because it does.
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2018-06-05 19:08:37
Day 14: Cambridge, ID to Riggins, ID
https://t.co/QnbpoPeBx7via @SpinDrCyclist
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-05 19:48:01
RT @tfurlong: I’ve asked 6 of the “fans” at the White House who was the @Eagles quarterback during the super bowl. Not ONE person knew. @NB…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-05 23:10:28
The county executive doesn't make laws.
https://t.co/vhwWmBBA9N
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-06-06 00:46:57
Friend of @xychelsea posted Trans Lifeline, a suicide hotline for transexual folks in crisis. First reply demands "the number for normal people in crisis." As if 1) the Trans Lifeline would ignore a cis person in crisis or 2) the "normal" hotline requires equal billing always.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2018-06-06 14:53:14
@SpinDrCyclist Because you're traveling relatively slowly through time zones, you're going to slowly experience the odd divergence between solar time and legal time.
https://t.co/WNYLreTiYH
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2018-06-06 15:41:31
Cleaning off old bookshelves for upcoming office remodel and reminiscing on the halcyon days of security practice in 1996.
https://t.co/ejlXgDjT2p
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-06 15:55:39
Growing up in New Jersey I thought the "Tank endorsement" on drivers licenses was to drive an actual military tank. I'm sad to realize as an adult that it's just "for operators of vehicles that transport liquids or gas in bulk."
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-06-07 19:56:27
@Danielle_Bmore Did you check that bus for a flux capacitor?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-07 23:57:36
@erinfostel Your dentist could spend 30 seconds in my Twitter feed and have his mind blown. So many women that could code and admin circles around me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-08 13:27:03
@north_of_north @BaltimoreDPW
https://t.co/w2q77egYAe
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2018-06-08 14:53:55
@BaltimoreDPW It's possible a policy of blocking Twitter users might not survive legal review after recent court decisions. You may want to review the action of blocking vs. muting with your city counsel.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-10 11:33:04
RT @garybernhardt: Do you need to know math to be a programmer? I don't know; it depends on what you mean. Do you need to be able to simula…
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2018-06-13 14:58:11
It's obvious Pat McDonough legit thinks Al Redmer can win. He's calling him "Dirty Politics Al" and "Copy Cat Al" in his 6/11 newsletter. In March he tried to introduce legislation to disqualify him from this primary. And now the last-minute TV ads start...
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2018-06-13 16:50:08
My local ham radio group just reminded members not to respond emergencies or incidents except as a group and only when requested by the county government. Apologies to all the actual first responders who have to put up with some of the more overeager members of our hobby.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-13 17:00:34
Big @BaltimoreFire response to @NatlAquarium right now. Truck and two supervisors with more on the way.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-13 17:01:38
Rescue 1 and an additional Medic on the scene now.
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2018-06-13 17:03:37
One stretcher going in and battalion chief just arriving. This is a lot of units.
https://t.co/bEmVhTLoyQ
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2018-06-13 17:05:38
Looks like that's it for now. Hope everybody is OK.
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2018-06-13 17:56:52
@SpinDrCyclist No dedicated lane for bikes and pedestrians?
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2018-06-13 18:21:12
Headline: "Pompeo can't articulate verification process, which may or may not exist"
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2018-06-13 19:24:50
RT @alexandraerin: Just so everyone's clear, we are well past the point of "First they came for" right now.
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2018-06-13 19:25:55
RT @ccruver93: 6yo niece: what are you making? Me: I’m making a pride flag 6yo: what ’s a pride flag? Me: well, this one is a nonbinary prid…
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2018-06-14 13:42:33
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: What an Inspector General can bring to light. We’re going to make the @OIG_Baltimore even stronger, more independent,…
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2018-06-14 14:00:06
SR Number: 18-9114535 Created Date: 6/10/2018 9:25:16 AM SR Type Description: HELP PLEASE MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Status: CLOSED Department Notes: No house at location, just a pile of ashes, ticket closed. Status Date: 6/28/2018 5:25:16 PM
https://t.co/Q6vDGpwFBH
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2018-06-14 14:12:45
RT @willripleyCNN: North Korean state TV aired footage of President Donald Trump saluting a North Korean General. Trump first extends his h…
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2018-06-14 14:35:05
RT @ErinatTheSun: Crazy experience outside Annapolis early voting location. Election judge approached me while I was interviewing voters in…
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2018-06-14 14:39:27
@Sen_Klausmeier @EricBromwell @christian_miele Can you look into this?
https://t.co/mfGcotGg7d
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2018-06-14 15:13:10
RT @ErinatTheSun: Update: Joe Torre, director of Anne Arundel County Board of Elections, just called my cell to say he heard I had problems…
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2018-06-14 15:40:37
Looks like this issue has been resolved.
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2018-06-14 15:58:33
Let's play "Homeless or Software Developer?"
https://t.co/I8yyJhLgau
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2018-06-14 16:03:01
@kendallmiller Absolutely can. Will code for food.
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2018-06-14 23:31:22
@kylejbritt Back in April I think. Sunny but still chilly.
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2018-06-15 15:30:03
@Christian_Miele @Sen_Klausmeier @EricBromwell Thank you, it looks like things got resolved quickly with the local county elections supervisor.
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2018-06-15 15:35:02
County police pursuing suspect in the city in the Clifton neighborhood near Sinclair and Erdman, Air overhead.
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2018-06-15 15:52:18
My Baltimore County streaming scanner is up and streaming again. Right now it's just on talkgroup search (basically everything) but still picking up fun stuff. I'll have the channel buttons on the web site working again later this week.
https://t.co/qZAQhAXmQe
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2018-06-17 16:52:38
RT @BenCardinforMD: @CarolSOtt Strongly support keeping families together. Am a cosponsor. List is out of date.
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2018-06-18 13:20:58
@_coalbee Harry Chapin wrote a song about this.
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2018-06-18 14:23:49
RT @chrislhayes: Currently, the Trump administration is arguing that its family-separation policy:
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is a deterrent
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is biblically compl…
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2018-06-18 15:36:38
RT @GillianMorley_: This sign is being displayed at a @dunkindonuts in Baltimore. General manager posted a sign asking customers to report…
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2018-06-18 16:42:28
My gift for Father's Day was I got to work on some of the personal software projects I've been putting off. Caitlin walks by and says "Do you really have four different screens of code open right now FOR FUN?"
https://t.co/mTvOL1rqHX
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2018-06-18 16:45:38
@CarolSOtt I'm teaching my computer how to listen to the police scanner and tell me when something important happens.
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2018-06-18 21:00:05
RT @RVAwonk: All 49 Senate Democrats have signed on as co-sponsors to the Keep Families Together Act, which would end the Trump administrat…
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2018-06-18 21:47:19
@LiamFD @SiliconHBO I wouldn't watch it.
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2018-06-18 23:09:29
The power is out but the kids are entertained by the oscillating fan (powered by generator).
https://t.co/hWl6Pu1Xrj
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2018-06-18 23:57:08
@david_s_marks My neighborhood just got back online, 5:09 to 7:53pm.
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2018-06-19 00:57:50
RT @JacobTook: Students stopped the private police force in March, so @JohnsHopkins is trying to sneak one in over the summer.... ethical?…
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2018-06-19 11:24:03
RT @RyanPHaygood: Today is June 19 or #Juneteenth. On this date in 1865, Union General Granger led his troops into Galveston, TX & announce…
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2018-06-19 13:29:03
This morning the office is overrun with sow bugs in the carpet and fungus gnats in my hair, because even the tiny critters don't want to be outside this week.
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2018-06-19 13:35:54
RT @SpinDrCyclist: Day 25: Colter Bay Campground, Grand Teton, WY to Dubois, WY
https://t.co/lY3bJYGVKC#GrandTetonNP #Wyoming #ACATransAm…
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2018-06-19 13:51:47
RT @AnnaGHughes: hexagonal graph paper for organic chem is the only thing that's ever made me want to take that class
https://t.co/uEer8yem…
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2018-06-19 13:52:34
@KilloughCNN Same
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2018-06-19 14:03:52
I believe this is the first non-family child abduction in Baltimore County since 1979
https://t.co/kM4Wd2gs8J
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2018-06-19 15:38:21
Anecdotally, I've talked to Republicans in Balt. Co. whose main criticism of Larry Hogan is that he isn't in lockstep with Trump admin policies. He may be the governor of a blue state but this is still a strong statement that could cost him base support.
https://t.co/T0VtzcaXk3
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2018-06-19 15:47:39
This is a county election issue. Don't forget that @david_s_marks, @AlRedmerJr and @patmcdonoughmd have all made statements/moves in favor of deputizing county employees to enforce immigration policy (the 287(g) program). Marks was a cosponsor before he voted to table.
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2018-06-19 18:26:02
RT @jedweeks: Fire Union states that the next fire death is on the council if they pass this bill. States we could have another Great Balti…
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2018-06-19 18:55:38
RT @KarlBode: Verizon's looking to get out ahead of the location data privacy fracas before we correctly realize lax location data collecti…
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2018-06-19 18:58:05
RT @RubenBolling: 2016: “Calm down, Trump will probably govern as just another Republican. And if he ever starts something insane, like set…
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2018-06-19 19:28:26
Marks' relatively unknown primary opponent Jay Payne has staked out an even more extreme position on immigration issues and is actively criticizing Marks for being soft on crime for his 2017 vote to table the 287(g) bill. A Payne primary win would be a huge mistake for Balt. Co.
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2018-06-19 19:46:19
@SkolVikes58 For me it'll come down to @JimBrochin vs. Almond in the booth for the primary and then whichever of them takes the win. You didn't ask but I think @david_s_marks is the only one qualified for Council 5. His constituent services are unmatched and he honestly listens to feedback.
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2018-06-20 16:01:39
Counties accepting 287(g) funds => local prisons hold immigrants => family separation. Steve Schuh permitted 287(g) funds and training should be held morally and politically responsible. Keep county government out of federal immigration policy!
https://t.co/JSvRSVmJOr
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2018-06-20 16:08:47
RT @Amy_Siskind: BREAKING: McClatchy reports close to 6,000 migrant children missing! The previous 1,475 number was based on a sample of on…
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2018-06-20 16:27:31
Baltimore BLOC and allies will be protesting border policies in front of the ICE building at 40 S. Gay Street (Gay at Lombard across from the Holocaust Memorial Park) in Baltimore Wednesday at 5pm.
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2018-06-20 17:35:46
Understand what's about to happen
https://t.co/wK10o48T3F
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2018-06-20 20:26:12
The @wbaltv11 news van is parked right outside of Custom House on Gay street, probably in anticipation of protest in 35 min.
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2018-06-20 20:48:03
Folks are starting to filter in to Holocaust Memorial Park with posterboard signs. #KeepFamliesTogether
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2018-06-20 20:54:40
Two BPD officers just rolled up to the Gay Street protest. #KeepFamilesTogether
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2018-06-20 21:00:23
Gay Street protest crowd appears to be in the dozens, maybe 40, but most are blocked from above by a big tree so it's hard to tell. This is the nominal start time and about a dozen more arrive every few minutes from various directions. #KeepFamiliesTogether
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2018-06-20 21:04:52
Follow @trustpunch for the on-the-ground view.
https://t.co/zF4YkTbrqs
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2018-06-20 21:10:42
BPD's role here seems to be to tell people to stay off the sidewalks. About half the group has shifted across Gay Street to the front of the Customs House building. TV cameras have shifted accordingly. #KeepFamiliesTogether
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2018-06-20 21:13:11
Truck 3 trying to get up the street but this being typical gay Street traffic there is literally nowhere for it to go
https://t.co/fL7dm3tBRK
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2018-06-20 21:18:52
Unrelated, while they're here at the intersection of Gay and Lombard these two BPD officers watching the protest should be writing block-the-box tickets until their fingers bleed.
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2018-06-20 21:20:22
Oh speaking of blocking traffic, at least a dozen protesters are blocking Gay Street now. BPD officer out of his car whole some older folks encourage them to move back to the sidewalk.
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2018-06-20 21:21:26
BPD now diverting traffic form this.
https://t.co/qqLNy2DFSM
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2018-06-20 21:24:05
BPD blocked off Gay at Lombard, traffic detoured to westbound Lombard
https://t.co/QzeCqA7Zud
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2018-06-20 21:25:21
Protest has now taken over the entire street.
https://t.co/ORATZJXzj2
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2018-06-20 21:29:26
https://t.co/KLf0BWYGpw
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2018-06-20 21:41:37
A Budget rental truck with giant banners advertising Thiru Vignarajah on the side is trying to get into the B-Roll. It's got the other wide of Gay at Lombard blocked and apparently BDP is OK with this terrible parking job AND the blatant campaigning.
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2018-06-20 21:44:05
Seriously tho how is this OK? Are the Bates and Mosby trucks invited?
https://t.co/bzpdF2VhZd
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2018-06-20 21:49:07
@notrivia Are all the other candidate trucks invited, or is @BaltimorePolice just playing favorites by letting this one park across 4 lanes of traffic?
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2018-06-20 21:51:48
@trustpunch Definitely not a good look for @thiru4baltimore OR @baltimorepolice.
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2018-06-20 21:52:24
RT @trustpunch: Hearing that BPD asked SAO candidate Thiru Vignarajah to park his campaign van on the other side of demonstrators to block…
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2018-06-20 23:01:30
@tadmaster I was the one good thing on your NextDoor
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2018-06-20 23:08:46
@tadmaster I have some bad news for you about Twitter
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2018-06-20 23:10:11
RT @bridgetkromhout: If #opslife has taught me anything, it's that rollbacks aren't real. We can only roll forward to a new state which wil…
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2018-06-21 02:29:56
Beta testing my Baltimore County Police/Fire scanner now with nearly live audio transcription - anyone want to give it a try and give me your feedback?
https://t.co/p5hZefsqfB
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2018-06-21 02:53:32
@disasterstudent I just pulled the original. It's "Two black males one with a gun. 10-4 Thanks 2232. Have an alarm. 302, No Negative"
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2018-06-21 02:59:10
@disasterstudent That's good to know. I'm working on adding more encoders so I can have OGG and AAC. Right now the only phones that seem to work are iPhones.
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2018-06-21 13:26:28
Multiple bomb threats open in Baltimore County, one at 6401 York Road #scanner
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2018-06-21 13:38:49
RT @Asher_Wolf: I'm going to let you in on a big old secret no one talks about enough: it's not that easy keeping little kids alive, even w…
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2018-06-21 16:18:20
Police and aviation units searching for missing 16-year-old female in vicinity of Bear Creek Elementary school in Dundalk. #scanner
https://t.co/p5hZefsqfB
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-06-21 16:40:07
Medical examiner called out for a home death. "Wasn't legal [citizen] so they were afraid to bring him to the hospital." #scanner
https://t.co/p5hZefsqfB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-21 16:57:57
Water main issue on Seminary just east of York Road #scanner
https://t.co/p5hZefsqfB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-21 19:47:57
RT @Acosta: FLOTUS spox confirms Mrs. Trump wore a jacket to visit border kids that reads: "I really don't care. Do you?" Spox says: "It's…
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2018-06-21 23:37:49
So my napkin math was off when I decided to use Google Speech services to transcribe my police scanner all day long. I thought it would cost about $35 per month. It's actually about $35 a day (0.6¢ per 15 seconds). Time to write some more code...
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2018-06-21 23:41:55
I think honestly only about 30 minutes of transcription will actually matter per day, and I can make it so most requests only fire when folks are there reading.
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2018-06-22 00:23:26
@ampledata It's mostly amusing mistakes even thoughI have a decent sized training list I pass in with every requests. Check it out...
https://t.co/p5hZefsqfB
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2018-06-22 13:34:03
@ElectRyanDorsey Let me know when you get the T-shirts printed with this new slogan
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-06-22 14:25:42
Pedal faster @SpinDrCyclist!
https://t.co/BNtkfKO2Hj
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2018-06-22 17:32:35
Current soundscape: Tropical Birds Calls
https://t.co/W6LjW0UBHq
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-23 13:03:01
@kalanigordon This one would be valid on an amateur radio license plate if the car owner had this FCC call sign assigned. It's invalid for MVA custom plates for being offensive and also because it is a valid call sign.
https://t.co/xCLmqalnp0
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2018-06-24 00:50:12
RT @nickm_tor: Gaze not into the abyss, lest you become recognized as an abyss domain expert, and they expect you keep gazing into the damn…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-24 00:52:12
Well, Alison Ettel certainly got her 15 minutes of Internet fame.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-25 21:48:00
Quick UI quiz: where should the push plate on this door be mounted? Use visual factors to state your case.
https://t.co/CFtVnEXjDE
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2018-06-25 21:59:59
Today's fresh hell was courtesy of Chinese online casino spammers and weak PHP form validation. Looking forward to a quieter tomorrow.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-06-25 22:56:49
RT @ErinatTheSun: Breaking: Legislative leaders say it's 80,000 - not 19,000 - voters who will have to cast provisional ballots in tomorrow…
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2018-06-26 01:11:39
My primary specimen ballot is all filled out and ready to go for tomorrow morning. Feeling good about @RushernBaker @JimBrochin @Sen_Klausmeier and @EricBromwell but wish I could be more excited about everybody else.
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2018-06-26 15:56:28
@paulmgardner @CarolSOtt What would have happened if you had voted early?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-06-26 16:23:09
Yo Voté
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-06-26 19:14:09
RT @TorEkelandPC: My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. G…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-26 19:43:15
@apf I've finally got Emacs set up just the way I like it, but I'm too short to reach the meta foot pedals
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-26 20:38:33
@CarolSOtt There are no unaffiliated ballots in Baltimore City because there are no unaffiliated races. I was poking around and the first BS NON ballot I could find was in Garrett County for School Board. It looks like this:
https://t.co/ei3tc03Bsh
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2018-06-26 20:39:34
@CarolSOtt Looks like Baltimore County has them too. Also for school board. I think some poll workers are just making decisions directly out of their rears.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-06-26 21:36:11
RT @AaronMMaybin: Crazy thing about this story isn’t that they shut down and moved this polling location. it’s the fact that this school h…
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2018-06-27 12:32:46
Can you be served in Maryland by someone taking pictures of your house and leaving an envelope stuck in your front storm door?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 12:37:43
I'm asking because this just happened to one of my neighbors and I'm nosy af. The woman was in bright causal clothing and not driving a government vehicle or anything.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 12:47:54
@CarolSOtt Nothing showing on land records, judiciary case search, or local code enforcement so the plot thickens?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 12:51:27
@phil_g I suppose if it is a delivery that fits in a white business sized envelope.
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2018-06-27 13:03:58
@CarolSOtt By the time I left for work they had already taken the envelope inside so I guess I'll just have to wait and see.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 13:53:21
How's everybody feeling about the Maryland primary? On the D ballot we got most of my first choices and a few of my second choices. Even on the R ballot most of the worst anti-immigrant, anti-poor sentiment was tamped down in favor of more moderate conservatives. So I'm good.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 14:39:14
@jemillerwbal @MayorPugh50 @BenJealous Our biggest concern about a flea infested elementary school is that it made a poor polling place?
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 1
2018-06-27 15:36:04
That grumbling sound you hear is tens of thousands of IT managers worldwide reassessing their reliance on Slack for inter-office communication.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 15:37:10
@FeverVision Literally the Baltimore County flag.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 15:47:46
@TimHillRocks It's OK if we don't talk today.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 15:51:21
@TimHillRocks Yes.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 16:51:01
RT @_DebbieDebs: Y’all 💀
https://t.co/6PdMS1W7QV
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 17:50:27
Gateron Browns: Large raindrops falling on your metal porch roof. Cherry MX Blues: A hundred angry tap shoes on a marble floor.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 18:11:48
RT @fordm: Justice Kennedy is retiring. And that's the ballgame.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 18:30:42
I should have stayed off Twitter today.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 18:31:10
RT @SethAbramson: It's very simple: Trump doesn't get another Supreme Court pick until the investigation of his alleged treachery against t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 18:33:15
RT @BaltCitySchools: There's been a lot on here today about yesterday's relocation of the Patapsco polling place. Here are some additional…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 19:58:11
RT @ChristFinnegan: Dem senators, repeat after me:
“The President of the United States is under investigation for collusion with a foreig…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 20:12:57
RT @ChrisVanHollen: The McConnell Rule is clear—the American people must have a say in the upcoming election Kennedy's seat is filled. And…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-27 21:23:18
RT @codyboteler: NEW: Baltimore County Executive Don Mohler sends a letter to @SecAzar asking for information on children separated from pa…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-28 14:36:32
When does the nominal "Day One" of the general election campaign begin for the Baltimore County Executive race? It certainly wasn't yesterday.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-06-28 15:33:10
Why is the water in the Inner Harbor white today?
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2018-06-28 15:36:18
@justin_fenton
https://t.co/nZihngb1I2
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2018-06-28 15:36:37
https://t.co/lha76scR1g
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2018-06-28 16:24:59
@bosconet Using a complex hacker tool known as "a camera"
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2018-06-28 16:25:52
RT @ndrew_lawrence: Sean Hannity just presented this agenda as a negative
https://t.co/mYoByIRyr5
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2018-06-28 16:49:48
@ForecasterEnten I never thought I'd see you weigh in Baltimore County local race.
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2018-06-28 16:50:01
RT @ForecasterEnten: This race seems tight.
https://t.co/QWmJ83rEfJ
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2018-06-28 17:00:48
So now there's a police boat, two fire dept. vehicles and a city pickup truck right by where the worst of this "white water" is coming from over by the promenade.
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2018-06-28 17:08:40
RT @GillianMorley_: The Inner Harbor is looking a little brown this afternoon. This was from Skyteam 11 just a few minutes ago #wbaltv htt…
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2018-06-28 17:11:37
@CarolSOtt Yeah I noticed it about an hour ago and posted it up. Seems to be attracting a lot of attention now.
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2018-06-28 17:18:21
RT @BaltimoreOEM: We are aware of the discolored water at the Inner Harbor. We are monitoring the situation. @BaltimoreFire is investigatin…
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2018-06-28 17:30:21
More fire department (possibly OEM) vehicles at this "discolored water" situation.
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2018-06-28 17:34:37
@CarolSOtt I'm overlooking Harborplace
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2018-06-28 17:34:46
RT @FirePix1075: @vees BCFD HazMat Coordinators 2 & 3 are investigating. Haven't heard an actual box dispatched with Hazmat (Unit) 1 or an…
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2018-06-28 17:57:58
RT @BaltimoreFire: #BCFD on scene at The Inner Harbor were an unidentifiable substance is in the water. Preliminary test showed no hazard o…
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2018-06-28 17:58:33
@schafferwmar @BaltimoreFire Figurative canaries
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2018-06-28 17:58:40
RT @lizbybike: A week ago, upon returning home from a legislative hearing on @ElectRyanDorsey bill to remove Appx D from the IFC, I found F…
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2018-06-28 19:30:57
RT @seldo: This is an actual story on an official government website with a 14-word headline starting with "we must secure". This is not an…
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2018-06-28 19:43:00
RT @PhilDavis_CG: A single shooter shot multiple people at my office, some of whom are dead.
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2018-06-28 19:57:28
RT @BaltimoreDPW: Indications are the material discharging to Inner Harbor is sediment from a downtown construction project. The project is…
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2018-06-28 19:58:27
@BaltimoreDPW Does not "under DPW authority" this mean they don't have permits or its not a city-run project causing the run-off?
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2018-06-29 11:20:14
RT @NWS_BaltWash: Six years ago this evening, one of the most powerful derechos our region has ever seen moved through the Mid-Atlantic. C…
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2018-06-29 13:17:32
RT @Michael36776349: trump declares the Pres of US Steel called him to thank him for new steel tariff, and according to trump, US Steel tel…
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2018-06-29 13:46:27
Alison Ettel gets another 15 minutes because she didn't remember while lying that news orgs routinely request 911 call audio to verify stories.
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2018-06-29 13:58:56
RT @NBCNews: "Can you please talk to us about the dead reporters in Annapolis?"
“Do you have any words of condolence for the families, Mr.…
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2018-06-29 14:55:38
Sex is good, but have you ever switched on the noise cancelling on your headphones in a busy open plan office?
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2018-06-29 14:57:52
RT @nathanwpyle: I repost this whenever it feels relevant
https://t.co/0fZooOQI9w
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2018-06-29 16:59:22
Candidate for an Annapolis senate seat standing next to a guy whose only apparent reaction on Twitter to a mass-murder in an Annapolis newsroom was that journalists ought to say "fuck" less. Not a great look for either one.
https://t.co/mgBisSqylT
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2018-06-29 17:14:05
@jbblawmd What now?
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2018-06-29 17:18:05
RT @GlobeMCramer: Local newspapers don’t win tons of Pulitzers or cover flashy stories. They cover the zoning board, the planning board, th…
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2018-06-29 17:56:40
If local candidates in Maryland had an AdWords strategy, they don't now.
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2018-06-29 19:24:36
RT @DRMacIver: Today involves the three essential components of any successful build engineering task:
- Bash
- YAML
- Endless screaming
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July
2018-07-01 19:47:38
@sweatnap I spotted 3 boots on or off Harford Road last week. I think the city is going on a booting spree.
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2018-07-02 01:22:33
I'm making sure to take unflattering pictures of this house where my kids are growing up in anticipation of their future political careers.
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2018-07-02 01:30:14
Seriously tho, how do I rate on the Ocasio-Cortez scale? NJ suburb, public schools K-12, state school undergrad. Do I pass as a bougie liberal at least?
https://t.co/T7xfyG1044
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2018-07-02 01:34:57
Poetry comes in many forms
https://t.co/UuBKr6Se7u
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2018-07-02 14:09:18
I should probably buy 1TB/year of Dropbox for $99. I could sort out a lot of hard drives in the next 12 months with that.
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2018-07-02 17:00:19
Does anyone know a good way to to test if a MS SQL Server is rejecting plain-text connections and only accepting encrypted ones? None of my clients seem to have a "don't encrypt, even if you can" mode so I'm not sure how to verify. My usual sources are coming up empty.
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2018-07-03 02:11:38
My grandparents, 1987.
https://t.co/qdzjTaCBBu
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2018-07-03 12:11:40
TFW the air conditioning turns on at 7:30am to keep the house at 75°
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2018-07-04 14:21:27
RT @corinthian93: Corinthian brothers preparing to march in the Towson 4th of July parade today. Come out and wave hello!
https://t.co/v11i…
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2018-07-05 14:00:56
Yesterday I met a retired city firefighter who explained to me why the department is burning political capital fighting against certain bicycle lanes.
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2018-07-05 14:05:19
Here's what I took away:
- Safety regulations make standard design trucks/engines bigger
- Apparatus that doesn't meet safety regs is riskier to insure ($)
- Bespoke (smaller) apparatus that meets regs is more expensive ($)
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2018-07-05 14:08:34
Many FF don't like the bigger equipment because they don't fit in older, smaller garages either and they're hard to drive around, but its hard to justify custom built because the price tag is already $1.5MM+ and going to more compact models adds 50% to the prices.
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2018-07-05 14:14:09
So if you're the FD surrounded by OSHA, NFPA, insurers, FF union (more expensive trucks = less pay/benefits in a zero sum budget), city budget process, and bicycle advocates, which one are you going to lever your capital against?
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2018-07-05 14:35:39
So I'm bad at threading tweets but you get the picture. I just wanted an answer to "why" and the answer was "follow the money" and "push back at the weakest pressure point." The only thing that changes this calculus is the city council stepping up for bikes/complete streets.
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2018-07-05 15:00:09
Yes, you could generally take smaller equipment to the less urgent stuff (smoke alarms, paramedic support, fire inspections) but you have to be ready for the worst possible call any time you leave the station. This also involves pushing against OSHA/NFPA on policy/procedure.
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2018-07-05 15:04:35
And on the bespoke trucks, apparently they are both a higher initial and ongoing budget concern because if you don't buy the same equipment that the majority of FD around the country are buying, parts are higher price and harder to find when things break.
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2018-07-05 15:10:41
@jbblawmd Occupational safety, insurance liability, budget processes, health care and European fire standards may differ substantially from ours. Change any of those and whole eq changes. Less about the actual equipment, its about checking all the boxes to reduce $$ liability.
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2018-07-05 15:31:36
@jbblawmd I think this falls into your area of expertise.
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2018-07-05 18:07:13
Stumbled across my browser bookmark file from 1998. Most are comically outdated and URLs containing a tilde outnumber URLs without one 8 to 1.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2018-07-05 18:13:40
@LadieAuPair Just making sure our floor is clean enough that our Roomba doesn't choke on a shoelace or toddler sock is enough to wear me out for the day.
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2018-07-05 18:25:28
Why is there an "inland water rescue" at Beechfield Ave & Leeds Ave? Was there a lot of rain just now on the Catonsville side?
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2018-07-05 19:36:04
This is the worst second Monday ever. My eyes are currently composed of 50% sunscreen and 50% pool chlorine, and my brain is 100% mush.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-06 16:28:40
What's the closest Debian/Ubuntu compatible encrypted filesystem that looks like Apple's sparse bundle? Basically I want something that I can rsync update specific files to keep a remote backup up to date.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-07 01:03:16
RT @pwoodreporter: .@JohnnyOJr wins Democratic primary for BaltCo exec by NINE VOTES.
I would imagine a recount is likely.
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2018-07-07 14:32:32
When someone nearby stares at their phone with disgust or mumbles "Oh my God" under their breath I never think it's a private personal issue anymore. I just assume something terrible has happened on a global political scale and frantically check all my trending news feeds.
- Favorites: 11, Retweets: 1
2018-07-07 23:00:52
The greatest scam we laid on our toddlers was convincing them that Gatorade was "blue tea."
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2018-07-08 17:17:05
Does Twitter have a specific way to report Russian bots? The best I can come up with is "This account is posting Spam" which is not entirely true yet, but it has all the features of a bot.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-09 15:05:14
@jessfraz @noopkat Take it from me and everybody on
https://t.co/xIARkfTxvd,the rabbit hole of mechanical switches and specialty caps has no bottom
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2018-07-10 00:01:55
Have a 500 GB drive on my home dev machine that's suddenly not showing up as a boot part anymore. Trying to decide if I should do the freezer trick and rsync before bed or wait for a clear head in the morning. It's an ecrypt vol so it'll be another layer of mount hassle.
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2018-07-10 00:52:43
Drive encryption, LVM, and ecryptfs on the local partition. Past Rob can suck it with his super high security. But I'm pulling a copy after the freezer trick and it seems to be working 100%.
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2018-07-10 01:17:44
How's your evening going?
https://t.co/vEuytU1NIv
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2018-07-10 16:51:09
@SpinDrCyclist How much of a difference does one spoke make?
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2018-07-10 18:54:43
RT @JZTessler: Results of the Baltimore County Executive Dem Primary which is headed to a recount.
Sharp regional variation with Johnny O…
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2018-07-11 12:41:18
@kairyssdal The metal detector at our local police headquarters is so finely tuned it once picked up a thumb drive I forgot in my pocket.
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2018-07-11 14:04:05
@ArshMirmiran @the_sidecarist @BmoreCityDOT Yeah the box-blocking was particularly bad this morning south of Saratoga
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2018-07-11 16:10:10
Oddly specific: "Hurricane Chris is now the strongest Chris storm in Atlantic history"
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2018-07-11 19:24:54
Wednesday: 1,078 followers
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2018-07-11 21:48:49
RT @genehack: TFW you're asked to review something somebody else has written and after staring at it for a bit, the best thing you can come…
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2018-07-11 21:49:44
@genehack Same but I'm usually talking to my rubber duck or a mirror
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2018-07-11 22:46:56
Looks like the Anti Public Combo List getting some practical scammer use today. I wonder how many people will pay up when they see their password prominently displayed in the subject line?
https://t.co/w93rkrfD7I
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2018-07-11 22:49:08
BTW no need to warn me about posting passwords to Twitter. It's legit from APCL but they were all randomly generate single-use passwords and none of them are in active use anymore.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-12 13:49:29
Thursday: 1,078 followers. Has the hammer dropped yet?
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2018-07-12 13:55:19
@JohnDuda @redemmas How the hell does a DOCSIS 3.0 installation cost $18,000? It's 1000 feet of RG-58 ($100) with a $100 router/modem on the end and MAYBE a $300 amplifier somewhere in the building. Do you get your own install tech on-site for the next 15 weeks after installation?
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2018-07-12 14:20:30
@MDAppeal That's a fun read. If someone uses an ATM to steal $990 and the bank adds a $10 ATM fee to process it is that person criminally subject to the penalties for stealing $1000 or just the $990 they walked off with?
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2018-07-12 14:22:08
I'm only 130 tweets (129 after this one) away from my 10,000th tweet. Any suggestions on how to make it the most epic tweet ever?
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2018-07-12 14:25:29
@trustpunch Every few months I confidently enter an ATM pin that has no numeric relationship to any actual code I use.
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2018-07-12 15:43:48
In today's inevitable headlines: "Uber lays off Pittsburgh self-driving car operators"
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2018-07-12 15:47:23
The tail end of one of today's 3 week long email threads from hell.
https://t.co/3UvQ6SSrUI
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2018-07-12 20:29:15
So 15 people in Maryland this year 1) carry weapons in their bags on a regular basis so that 2) it is so routine that they forget and 3) travel to AA county enter TSA checkpoints with them. How do these people live in the 7th most gun-restrictive state in U.S. and still do this?
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2018-07-13 15:25:26
Happy Friday the 13th. Here is my black kitty soaking up some rays in the window.
https://t.co/Nm2nSyHE4S
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2018-07-13 15:46:20
The hot mic at the DOJ press conference right now is super entertaining.
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2018-07-13 16:00:30
Hot mic is un-embargoing this DAG memo in real time.
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2018-07-13 16:00:44
12 Russians indicted for hacking Clinton
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-13 16:06:26
They just let everybody in the room know the embargo is lived because of the live stream leak. Like 4 minutes after Twitter is filled with the info.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-07-13 16:07:30
@benpocalypse He'll have the names, whatever difference that makes.
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2018-07-13 16:27:27
@paulmgardner Every intersection should be a traffic circle
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2018-07-13 20:12:08
@justin_fenton Because when we kill with cars and flee like cowards it's manslaughter
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2018-07-13 21:05:58
It couldn't have been 13 Russian agents so I could make a bunch of GRU coven jokes?
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2018-07-17 13:13:10
RT @MattOswaltVA: feels like we're a week away from the CNN chyron just reading 'FUCK IT' while Jake Tapper sits there naked eating a tub o…
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2018-07-17 15:39:50
This weekend I started pruning through old files, pictures, and emails I've kept from years past. I pulled a sent-mail file from 22 years ago and my emails are downright insipid. I wonder what 60 year old me will think of the messages I'm sending today.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-17 16:20:19
SSDs are so cheap today. I need some new storage. Maybe just a little 120 GB Sandisk for $36?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-07-17 17:18:40
Since last Wednesday I have not lost a single follower in the purge. Thanks to everybody on my list for being literally real.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-17 17:19:57
@TubaticPrime I haven't seen any messages to/from you yet but I'm sure they are in there. Probably from my wmbc sent-mail files.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-07-17 21:34:10
RT @JohnBrennan: Donald Trump’s press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of “high crimes & misdemeanors.”…
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2018-07-17 21:37:50
Hey @PostlightStudio when the Ship It! card says you can exchange a phase with another player does that include completed phases? Amazing work on this game! I've never played a card game that gives me traumatic flashbacks before.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-07-17 21:46:48
@TheHumanCar I have a few of those. I also need storage with a cache.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-18 01:46:02
Headed down memory lane.
https://t.co/lZBI8bHTwn
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2018-07-18 13:10:03
@ElectRyanDorsey People who are afraid of a paper trail usually have something to conceal. Usually its two sets of paper that say different things.
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2018-07-18 15:36:39
@k5em Do you have a carrier brand you recommend? There's a wide variety of prices and ratings in my searches so far.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-07-18 17:14:19
@PostlightStudio We played it right then, thanks!
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2018-07-18 19:13:03
The red-haired woman photographed in the background of the Oval Office is not Mariia Butina. Don't troll yourself by spreading the rumor.
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2018-07-19 20:07:34
@notrivia WBAI and Pacifica Radio called it "airing the dirty laundry" and came down hard and visibly on producers and on-air personalities who decided to publicize infighting and bad decisions because it "destroys financial confidence." No snitching crosses all ideologies and professions.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-19 20:29:58
@mddems @BenJealous Please don't do the derogatory nickname thing. It's a bad look, and too much like a certain POTUS does on a regular basis.
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2018-07-20 14:14:29
Our nation and the world stage in immediate peril and somebody's morning assignment is that a 13 year old got ripped off by a two bit online scam related to a popular video game
https://t.co/7DI6PObgoh
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2018-07-20 18:00:11
@yesthattom Time of day, radio frequencies, social security numbers, any numeric string with that you receive with more than one digit and a 0 in the left-most position.
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2018-07-20 19:19:59
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Last week in a public hearing, @BaltimoreDPW said water from Druid Lake "meets all of the standards of MDE to discharge.…
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2018-07-20 19:51:52
I know this tweet is a social statement but I would have loved molle straps on our baby carrier. Detachable pouches for wipes, snacks and diapers? Yes! Put a baby bottle or two in a velcro koozie and awkward diaper bags are history!
https://t.co/wuqy2V8fy4
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2018-07-20 19:58:37
Our friends (@ding_0_ and @kazoogrrl IIRC) gave us a Diaper Dude for our shower and looking past the gendered marketing the "tactical gear" design just made it a more durable, accessible and ergonomic bag. In the end it was the only one that survived four years of constant use.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-07-20 21:18:39
@kazoogrrl @ding_0_ I'm glad I remembered right.
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2018-07-21 23:48:20
Can the governor legally notarize things by virtue of being the one who issues notary commissions?
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2018-07-22 20:27:43
@obra Not sure what your BIND needs are but AWS Route 53 is $.50 per domain for wide geo/network footprint and provides health-based failover for stuff like MX that's been awesome for me (don't even advertise backup MX unless the primaries don't work at all).
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-07-22 20:37:28
@obra Yeah, not a good fit then. Doesn't scale up well for stuff you don't care about. Dreamhost has always been a good NS provider for me for the simpler parked stuff as an addition to a cloud VM for the more custom stuff.
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2018-07-22 22:52:15
@justin_fenton @xtinatkacik @BaltimorePolice @primelard I'd have thought @eharty would get a photo credit in the caption below the picture.
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2018-07-23 01:18:24
@k5em Thanks! Unfortunately it appears now banner ads will be trying to sell me M.2 form factor storage until the grave.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-23 01:19:07
@justin_fenton @xtinatkacik @BaltimorePolice @primelard @eharty Props on the quick fix. Music video prop is literally the last thing I would have guessed.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-23 01:21:51
I want to write about this Lenovo Thinkcentre M92P, the weirdness that is UEFI, Secure Boot, and having to make a fake "Windows Boot Manager" EFI record just to get Ubuntu to install correctly but I'm embarrassed that after 5 hours I have NO idea how I finally got it all to work!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-07-23 01:39:53
Anyway, here's my journal notes.
https://t.co/riHyWyrQ42
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2018-07-23 11:22:54
Major TV stations turned off for the night after playing the national anthem
https://t.co/tmss8FhYxG
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2018-07-23 14:18:04
@eharty @kid_lawrence @50ShadesofKellz @morbrem @FeverVision @VeraBlue Erin you were absolutely right in calling 911 and posting this. It was out of place, out of context, and had all the right decals including a six digit city inventory number. Hindsight is 20/20. The folks at fault are the ones who didn't put a tarp over the thing between takes.
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2018-07-23 14:35:32
@mcmansionhell Lets plant something that smells like death for two months of the year and is easily prone to toppling in the summer winds that Maryland sees at least once a year.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2018-07-23 16:55:55
@bsdc621 Always get the name of the dog.
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2018-07-23 22:02:02
Three months from now there's going to be a flurry of articles from government contractors and agencies bemoaning the lack of qualified candidates with clearances.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-07-24 13:52:02
Why are local farmers protesting the Tour de France?
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2018-07-24 16:15:44
Finally found it they're protesting the EU cutting direct farm subsidies, not the TdF itself.
https://t.co/1VVvxMojV5
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2018-07-24 16:35:20
The beginning of every track on this "Chill Electronic Station" sounds like the intro music to a podcast.
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2018-07-24 16:38:00
@PhilDavis_CG When you live in a state with 8700 square miles and 565 individual municipalities, everything is local issue.
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2018-07-24 18:17:30
This ad is why targeting advertising was invented
https://t.co/J0szSKf55T
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2018-07-24 18:24:15
Trump is literally imploring the public not to believe their own lying eyes.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-07-24 19:38:04
Elizabeth Holtzman's resignation to Secretary Nielsen is what "delete your account" looks like when you write it as a formal business letter.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-07-24 21:51:13
RT @NWS_BaltWash: Saturated ground is causing many trees to topple even with little or no wind. Please be extra careful in and near wooded…
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2018-07-24 21:54:12
NWS special weather statement issues the chilling advice to consider "staying in the interior of the lowest level of your home or office to avoid weakened trees that may fall tonight and tomorrow."
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2018-07-25 00:00:32
RT @morningmoneyben: Everyone is going to freak about a strong GDP number on Friday. Smart people will quickly look to see how much a big i…
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2018-07-25 19:19:35
@samlNameID @robbrulinski @baltfishbowl @BaltimoreBrew @md_sbe Subject Alternative Name records are your friend.
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2018-07-25 20:08:48
RT @JimMFelton: 2016: “Brexit will improve your lives” 2018: “There will be adequate food”
https://t.co/JKGDwXZDti
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2018-07-25 21:12:46
"The armed man attempted to robbed the Panera, but when employees told him they wouldn’t give him anything, he left the store. An off-duty Baltimore County Police sergeant who was still in uniform was eating inside."
https://t.co/yRCLQUGfEP
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2018-07-27 22:01:07
RT @NWS_BaltWash: 559pm: Stream gauge on Minebank Run near Glen Arm has risen nearly 5 feet in 15 minutes. Flash flooding is IMMINENT, if n…
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2018-07-28 11:56:30
RT @lmorchard: Knight Rider reboot where KITT is actually just an Uber driver named Kit who keeps getting dragged into adventures by Michae…
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2018-07-29 13:07:32
The family showed up for @SpinDrCyclist's victorious arrival in Yorktown, VA, completing her 4,373 cross-country self-funded solo bicycle ride along the #ACATransAm this Saturday. Congratulations and great work!
https://t.co/LxnsljVhe4
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 0
2018-07-29 13:10:35
@sweatnap Also good for rehydration, per science:
https://t.co/4KBhiFPFVG
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2018-07-29 17:04:57
RT @SpinDrCyclist: It is done. #ACATransAm #BikeTouring
https://t.co/f31o3hRjIM
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2018-07-29 21:24:16
One of the first things you see in arrival to George Washington's estate in Mount Vernon.
https://t.co/QuoiJExT4y
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2018-07-29 21:55:30
RT @anildash: One of the greatest ways to earn the ire of other parents is to accurately describe the threats kid actually face, or to ask…
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2018-07-29 22:10:16
@anildash Ugh, this for stranger danger. Our county has a non-family child abduction on average once every 38 years. I tell my kids: if you're in trouble pick a stranger to help before a stranger picks you. Adults, when randomly selected, are overwhelmingly kind and helpful to children.
- Favorites: 36, Retweets: 3
2018-07-30 11:46:05
@popcorn_jane @anildash Thanks! I couldn't remember if I internalized that from reading @schneierblog or de Becker. Both have super practical perspectives on risks and relative probability (although de Becker is somewhat more dramatic about it).
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2018-07-30 14:21:18
@CarolSOtt I'm available any time you need one. I'll even swing by your house on my way home from work.
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2018-07-30 14:31:20
@CarolSOtt The actual question is why WOULDN'T I?
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2018-07-30 14:34:13
@CarolSOtt We invited two other couples over to our house earlier (including one other notary) this year to make and print our individual wills in Quicken Willmaker Pro and then go around the dining room table witnessing and notarizing for each other.
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2018-07-30 14:34:39
@CarolSOtt There's no party like a Carlson notary party.
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2018-07-30 15:26:03
RT @SenFeinstein: The Presidential Records Act makes clear that White House records, including Brett Kavanaugh's, belong to the American pe…
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2018-07-30 16:11:57
@mistersql He has too many limbs in your joke.
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2018-07-30 18:04:18
@MDAppeal Hi from ten stories above you.
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2018-07-31 18:06:53
Paul Manafort jury seated. Likely to be the first in history to return a verdict of "preemptively pardoned."
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2018-07-31 19:57:40
This only crosses into the bizarre if we pay them to sleep in government-owned bunk houses as well
https://t.co/Z2Qu56NaXg
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2018-07-31 20:29:41
RT @Doughbvy: Asked my doctor why she practices with her maiden name & not her married name. Her response “cus my husband didnt go to med s…
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August
2018-08-01 13:55:54
RT @SpinDrCyclist: The last day of the TransAm! Day 68: Glendale, VA to Yorktown, VA
https://t.co/WCLs3ZPQ3C#ACATransAm #BikeTouring #Vir…
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2018-08-01 18:54:57
RT @sailorsocialist: Helping adults learn to not call the police with an image commonly used for kindergartners is incredibly my brand
http…
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2018-08-01 19:21:13
Constantly being harassed in grocery stores to show my government papers is exactly why I switched to home delivery.
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2018-08-02 15:06:30
Thanks to you weirdos who think cutting office donuts in half is okay, I have the power to create the tastiest frankendonut
https://t.co/GKaOmRt5Cb
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2018-08-02 16:52:12
Water rescue in progress at at Harborplace, anybody have details?
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2018-08-02 16:53:41
RT @JimWBALTraffic: #BREAKING - @BaltimoreFire has just located a body in the water in the Inner Harbor, near the Constellation and the Pra…
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2018-08-02 17:08:05
@aunigelles Body washed up at Harborplace
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2018-08-02 17:22:25
RT @TaliRichman: I started my day writing about Baltimore implementing new safety features at the Inner Harbor. Now I’m here to report on a…
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2018-08-02 17:26:09
RT @JoyLambert: A body was just pulled from the Inner Harbor next to the USS Constelation. Working to figure out what happened @FOXBaltimor…
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2018-08-02 18:33:47
@normative I did a Google search for suboxone during a Mr. Robot episode (spoiler alert) and the pharma ads followed me for the better part of six months.
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2018-08-02 18:53:26
Do I have a problem with answering rhetorical questions on the Internet? It's a question I'm honestly asking myself right now, and I have no idea.
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2018-08-02 19:02:40
By the way, the above is not a rhetorical question and I'd appreciate feedback from folks who see me on Twitter and elsewhere, especially women.
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2018-08-02 23:06:26
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Following up on my request to Acting Police Commissioner Tuggle, on accounting for the assignment of patrol officers.…
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2018-08-03 11:36:06
Daughter: Dad I can't hear you! Me: Beause you have earplugs in your ears? Daughter: Yes. Me: Did you find them in our room? Daughter: Yes. Me: But you can't hear me. Daughter: Nope.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-03 12:32:34
@mistersql Boo
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2018-08-03 12:57:03
A permit load is causing lane closures on I 695 E. starting at Cromwell Ridge Road. Traffic is backed up almost to I 83. #BALTraffic
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2018-08-03 13:00:16
If you were going to get on the Baltimore Beltway this morning, just don't. #BALTraffic
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2018-08-03 13:58:49
Anyone in this office who doesn't get the cold sweats when I mutter "whoops" and start furiously typing doesn't comprehend how many things I can break with a single keystroke.
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2018-08-03 15:54:17
Water main break Perring Parkway at Joppa Road in Carney. Use caution. #BALTraffic
https://t.co/EYUmp3PqcS
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2018-08-03 20:52:06
RT @RiannaEckel: #Baltimore is going to be the first major city in the country to ban water privatization! Grateful for @prezjackyoung's le…
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2018-08-04 16:11:27
Gunpowder Falls at Glencoe Road is at flood levels
https://t.co/72IBoxfR0Ohttps://t.co/ibs7akpaER
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2018-08-04 22:24:55
My phone is basically the Terminator. 📱🔴
https://t.co/dhzIijW9h0
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-08-06 14:47:42
What happened to the "mark as listened" function on the iOS Podcast app?
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2018-08-06 17:14:48
@justin_fenton If you're listening to the city make sure that they didn't change over their P25 control channels. If they move them to another frequency your radio will just go silent.
https://t.co/cAvkkFAmlR
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2018-08-09 15:17:45
@CarolSOtt I'd assume much of the demographic distribution has negative net worth. No retirement funds, rental everything, no savings and "average" credit card/payday loan debt means a negative net worth of ~$5,000. Add up enough of those and you can cancel out a lot of positive.
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2018-08-09 15:49:48
My daughter drew this self portrait to brighten your day
https://t.co/Zohi9xsrTG
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2018-08-09 16:48:41
If you're going to hate on the parliamentarian why have a fucking non-profit board or meetings in the first place? Just do whatever the fuck you want and be shocked when the bank account is empty and everybody useful quits from burnout. 😡
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2018-08-09 16:58:20
@CarolSOtt I think it's universal. Everybody wants the power, attention, and instant gratification. Nobody wants the minutiae or accounting. This is why so many treasurers are able to run away to Bermuda with a five figure bank account.
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2018-08-09 17:04:28
@jbblawmd You don’t need Roberts Rules to follow your bylaws. I reminded my group that email votes require a 100% quorum because we need to guarantee everybody had a chance to see and consider the motion. You’d think I shit in their cornflakes.
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2018-08-09 17:43:00
@jbblawmd Bigger cereal bowl?
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2018-08-10 00:17:09
RT @ACLU: The judge ordered the government to turn the plane around and bring the asylum-seeking mother and child back to the US.
He said…
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2018-08-10 12:01:59
RT @APCentralRegion: Kansas Gov. Jeff Colyer says Secretary of State Kris Kobach is giving election officials guidance "inconsistent with K…
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2018-08-10 17:14:59
Please don’t blame transit for the bad decisions of individuals @CathyCouncil6 @david_s_marks
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2018-08-10 19:37:27
More white caller crime
https://t.co/nwsTMELee7
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2018-08-11 02:09:29
@david_s_marks @CathyCouncil6 I’m glad to hear that. The impression I’m getting form local news articles sounds very different. Look forward to reading additional statements to the same effect as this.
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2018-08-11 16:30:24
Today I had to remind @SMLG_YALL that EVERY doggo is a 12/10 good boy. It’s like he doesn’t even Internet. 🐕
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2018-08-11 17:41:17
@CarolSOtt Make every artery road in the city “local traffic only” between 10pm and 7am but you can come in if you take the bus, bike or a scooter. 🚌 🚲🛴 I’m in.
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2018-08-12 14:23:16
The scammers aren’t even trying anymore.
https://t.co/4quYLqcoXX
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2018-08-13 19:25:11
Major conflicts my wife and I have around chores seem to arise because she manages hers as a FIFO stack with interrupts and mine is strict LIFO.
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2018-08-13 22:47:42
@jbblawmd It’s a parody account
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2018-08-13 22:49:08
@jbblawmd Fair.
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2018-08-13 23:21:38
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: June: shift schedules have 921 names on them
July: @BaltimorePolice says they’re going to add 115 officers to patrol…
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2018-08-14 14:50:43
Has the medical examiner released an identity of the body that was found floating in the Inner Harbor on 8/2?
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2018-08-14 15:41:23
I've been using the word "per" to mean "as said by" in email, as in: "Per my boss, do the thing." On a whim I looked it up in the dictionary and the formal definitions don't appear to agree with my use.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-14 17:13:55
@RosenJeffrey I'm listening to the Amicus podcast and confused what you meant by "filtration on popular passion" when referring to Taft's progressive conservatism. I tried to Google that phrase and get nothing but ads for spa filters.
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2018-08-15 11:54:41
RT @VeraMBergen: Actual pie chart on TV right now
https://t.co/D7mgDaKXvm
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2018-08-15 14:18:18
RT @justin_fenton: Never seen this before: ATF seeking records from AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon of all cell phones connected to cell t…
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2018-08-15 17:27:23
Iron Stache still beat primary challenger Myers in WI-1 even after getting milkshake ducked over the summer when media folks started digging into arrest history.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-15 17:43:22
RT @RobertMaguire_: NBC traces Qanon back to 3 people who sparked the initial conversations that attracted followers, whom they then used a…
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2018-08-15 17:48:42
This weekend I walked past a guy wearing a WWG1WGA tee shirt and all I can think about is how many subtle IRL trolling opportunities I missed.
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2018-08-15 21:08:09
RT @lorenzofb: A video seen by @KimZetter shows that the security staff at DEF CON hotel Caesar's Palace did much more than just briefly in…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-16 01:57:41
(Old man voice) Back in my day, "QRT" was the way we said we were done talking about something
https://t.co/lASlRkP9O5
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2018-08-16 10:45:14
RT @nicolestamp: My university roommate just reminded me that one time, in first year, I signed up to be a guinea pig in a psychology study…
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2018-08-16 10:52:06
RT @joshsusser: In my 30+ year programming career, every single, bizarrely obscure bug that took weeks to chase down has ended up being a o…
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2018-08-16 12:15:38
RT @kylegriffin1: General Michael Hayden on CNN: "The W.H. just messaged the entire American Intelligence Community: if you stand up and sa…
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2018-08-16 17:16:04
Omarosa is about as subtle as a sledgehammer right now, but I still love it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-16 19:01:43
Oh right, putting my email in that hotel hotspot for free wifi means I'll be retargeted on Twitter forever. Cool.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-16 19:09:55
I literally made "yogurt two ways" this morning for kids breakfast. Both wanted half from the squeeze tube and half from the vanilla flavored quart ("NOT THE TUBE") and just doing it made (some of) the screaming stop.
https://t.co/CZ6O2FHBYh
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2018-08-16 19:47:45
How do I know I'm out of touch? I thought "She just wanna do it for the 'Gram" was about coke. Nope, the kids these days get their high by way of social internet photos.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-16 20:33:22
@jbblawmd
https://t.co/zqUpLshyza
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2018-08-17 01:07:26
@peteycook08 I think the Pentagon announced this exact strategy a few hours ago.
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2018-08-17 10:39:56
RT @secupp: The press is not the enemy of the people. The press is the enemy of the powerful, unaccountable and corrupt. The unjust, unethi…
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2018-08-17 11:59:57
Can we talk about “aspirational landscaping” in real estate ads? The first picture is from the listing. The second is real life this morning. Two months ago there was a giant tree in that bare patch, so this lawn has literally never looked that good. @CarolSOtt @mcmansionhell
https://t.co/AyrJguuOlS
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2018-08-17 12:10:11
Obviously (hopefully) the buyer who put a contract on this property came to see it in person and saw the reality of the lawn, but what amount of photoshopping of listing photos is acceptable before it’s basically catfishing?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 13:34:43
RT @MurielBowser: Yup, I’m Muriel Bowser, mayor of Washington DC, the local politician who finally got thru to the reality star in the Whit…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 13:37:33
So this became accidentally my 10,000th tweet, so I guess now it's my new personal brand.
https://t.co/UkMTAOuu9Y
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2018-08-17 13:55:21
@jbblawmd @justin_fenton @BaltimorePolice With a 21 round magazine to boot. I can't tell with the blurry focus but that looks like a Magpul PMAG 21 GL9 magazine.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 13:56:06
@MDAppeal WordPerfect has always been the superior word processor.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 14:00:16
@jbblawmd @justin_fenton @BaltimorePolice On second thought those don't look like 9mm rounds, but there's def 21 of them...
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2018-08-17 14:13:22
@TubaticPrime
https://t.co/lfd1lOhyC5
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 16:30:02
@SpinDrCyclist Get off my lawn.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 16:40:55
@the_sidecarist Initiatic experience has a deep and powerful influence on the human mind. If you thought this was fun, wait until you're on the other side of the ritual watching it all click for someone else.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 17:54:35
RT @MicroSFF: There were signs of a past civilisation, so the spaceship entered orbit. "Nobody lives here," a radioed voice said. "They out…
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2018-08-17 18:47:41
Big data folks, I just stumbled across this on Google News. Is this as significant as the article makes it out to be?
https://t.co/snoWiAKT12
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2018-08-17 19:20:23
@mgates_com They're not all federated?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 19:38:11
@mgates_com Obviously the right one will be self-hosted, in your basement, over Tor, in a fireproof safe with disk level and DB level encryption.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-17 19:50:21
@mgates_com I didn't forget. I just don't tend to mention it so that it stays a surprise.
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2018-08-18 12:23:38
Craft fair and flea market open now until 2pm at 507 W Chesapeake Av in Towson MD hosted by Towson Chapter 70. Come on by and say hello!
https://t.co/cCn1PTEnJd
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2018-08-18 14:18:02
@melissa_schober Nailed It taught me to use corn starch on the rolling pin to keep it from sticking and roll as flat and thin as possible before applying.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-08-20 15:02:53
"Truth isn't truth."
https://t.co/Ne02ZraNPi
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2018-08-20 17:06:01
RT @JJ9828: Let it be known that @united Promised me that my wheelchair would be treated with the upmost respect. Today on my flight from C…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-20 20:31:02
Current status: Impatiently awaiting the Manafort verdict.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-08-20 20:45:10
Is it a bad sign that the PTA of our assigned elementary school 1) let their web domain name expire and 2) its still linked from the school web site? 😬
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-08-20 20:56:37
@kylegriffin1 Do you think @RudyGiuliani will "discover" that you can add line-breaks in tweets using Alt-Enter so that you don't have to press the space bar a bunch of times?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-20 21:38:35
Siri, set an alarm for 6:15pm.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-21 14:18:53
@ronindey All you need is the one book to rule them all
https://t.co/OzCB0AfN27
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2018-08-21 14:24:48
Flow is when you start a 45 minute podcast and dig in on a problem and the next thing you know the podcast is over.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-21 16:31:58
This doesn’t seem great
https://t.co/MwPvwgkEvt
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-08-21 18:29:14
RT @ddale8: Really well-written episode of today: Manafort jury deliberations interspersed with Cohen plea deliberations, Trump rally at ni…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-21 19:14:27
@AndreBOS_ Know why Flight Tracker isn't showing any updates for GLF4 anymore?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-21 19:51:34
N101CV coasts by with no apparent tire issues, journos on live feed say "That can't be it, looks too good"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-21 20:29:58
@EricBromwell @BaltCoPolice I got mine back in July
https://t.co/eVYiUTJ4RP
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2018-08-22 18:05:20
It’s a little pricey for the convenience and the one way streets sneak up on you (had to walk it one block on the sidewalk when I took my usual walking route by accident) but overall these scooters are a good way to get around downtown quick.
https://t.co/FX0Ef1bV0t
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-22 18:08:26
She is literally standing in her backyard saying not here
https://t.co/dWsMdGsEpj
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-22 20:56:37
What happens if I try to ride a Bird scooter all the way into the county?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-08-22 21:32:41
Three @birdride scooters with their power wires pulled sitting dead at the corner of Pratt and Gay. Go Baltimore! Ruin another good thing!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-23 11:20:04
@MileahKromer Our first real date after we had a baby ended up at Old Navy to buy jeans in silence.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-23 11:20:26
RT @bbiss666: national anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- way fuckin overplayed
- not catchy at all
baby shark song
- fucking s…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-23 18:15:16
Hot take: Running bots on Mechanical Turk that accomplish tasks in a manner indistinguishable from humans is simply a legitimate form of intelligence arbitrage.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-24 15:16:40
@Danielle_Bmore @CarolSOtt @roscada Does a state ID have the MVA PDF417 barcode on the back? If so it should scan without a problem.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-08-24 15:25:03
@bosconet @Danielle_Bmore @CarolSOtt @roscada If you’re worried about that then definitely don’t read the rest of their license agreement which basically gives them perpetual right to use your likeness on a Bird scooter forever and everywhere.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-08-24 16:21:20
@mckellogs Now I feel like a need a favorite conspiracy theory.
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2018-08-24 16:35:43
Hear me out: Bird/Lime scooter rental model, but with jet skis. Great for folks who don't want to wait for the water taxi or take the long way to Fells.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2018-08-24 18:24:16
RT @PulpLibrarian: Bucket list... #FridayFeeling
https://t.co/X6fzv1JMnG
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-24 20:32:23
@CarolSOtt Is the "Good People of Glen Burnie" anything like the Parkville Facebook group? Because if so this explains itself.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-08-24 20:38:27
Where's the best place to get timely updates of the situation in Hawaii?
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2018-08-24 20:41:08
Apparently the game of dead Bird scooter collection is not nearly as cutthroat in Baltimore (yet) as in the west coast cities. If I had a charger I could be making a quick $10 right now just by walking across the street.
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2018-08-24 20:49:05
In the 15 minutes I've been watching out the window, Bird's lost about a dozen customers on EACH scooter from walk-ups that can't get them to go anywhere.
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2018-08-25 00:15:32
@Karl_S For a second I thought you were talking about cracking a rib on an electric scooter. Breaking a rib on a jet ski makes more sense. Also does point out a flaw in my business plan.
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2018-08-25 00:54:50
Where has Jupyter been all my life? If I could convince my job to just let me hack on notebooks all day and make deep learning stuff I would be so happy.
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2018-08-25 14:16:53
Gunpowder Falls at the NCR is piled up so much with storm debris that boats can’t get by. The one I saw had to turn around. @MarylandDNR
https://t.co/lcR5dpXHnZ
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2018-08-25 21:25:34
Hunting outliers. I think I found one.
https://t.co/XtN5ESldiG
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2018-08-27 14:45:18
This morning the Maryland flag is at half staff and the United States flag is not. Know why? Because Gov. Hogan ordered per custom that the flag stay low until Sen. McCain’s internment. Donald Trump did not.
https://t.co/oH9ChtdE59
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2018-08-27 16:48:50
I just superimposed a curve of national population distribution of males by age group over the actual age demographics of my masonic lodge and the results are sobering.
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2018-08-27 17:04:40
@tmkeesey The "regular attendees" cohort is actually in the 30-50 year old range, which is why crunching the full membership data surprised me.
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2018-08-27 17:28:26
@tmkeesey Historically lodges didn't skew towards middle-aged recruitment, more like early 30s. If you plot years of membership, it's roughly (age*0.95)-30. There's a anecdotal "baby boomer gap" either from attrition or never joining which I'm trying to prove out.
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2018-08-27 19:09:20
@RMFifthCircuit "What are the three biggest issues you see with this document?" It implies I already know there are multiple issues of varying severity and I'm simply asking you to help me prioritize them.
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2018-08-27 20:56:08
Pres(id)ent Difficulties
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2018-08-28 18:02:04
This man is living his best life
https://t.co/RoRL7L634F
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-28 18:22:37
@mcmansionhell Paid net $0 down after seller contribution on a $119k house in 2002 with waived taxes for being a first time county buyer. Only had to pay a little PMI for a few years before I was able to show that bubble appreciation drove my LTV under 80%. Heady times.
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2018-08-29 13:27:53
It can happen
https://t.co/4RaVjaVUPL
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2018-08-29 15:31:12
@CarolSOtt Cloud. Hardware has a half life of six months. Let that be someone else's worry. Network connectivity is consistently better. Also the taxes are way simpler when you don't need to depreciate an actual item and just write off the monthly cloud server payments.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-29 15:33:39
@CarolSOtt What are you trying to accomplish?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-29 15:38:33
@jbblawmd @CarolSOtt Yeah second this. With Office 365 you could run 90% of any company's front office business on a few $200 Chromebooks.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-29 16:36:07
Was Abigail Spanberger's SF-86 part of the big breach?
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2018-08-30 11:07:36
When your daughter draws you a self portrait, you put it on your desk at work no matter how deeply it terrifies your coworkers.
https://t.co/HMYQSxAyYA
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 0
2018-08-30 15:14:38
This should be printed on the back of every CCW permit.
https://t.co/mkxfONUKYIhttps://t.co/qY5FcVTBMY
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-30 15:27:16
If you had to independently prove your United States citizenship in the next 24 hours using only non-government documents (contextualized pictures of your birth, testimony of doctors/nurses, infant care records, etc.) could you do it?
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 4
2018-08-30 15:36:10
@DynamicWebPaige What a coincidence, my predictive model indicated that you'd be showing up in my office right about now
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2018-08-30 15:39:45
@floozyesq Earlier this week I was reading an article about the guy who put a fake NORTH I-5 sign on the 110 in L.A., noticed he did it on August 5, 2001 and was like damn its a good thing he got his "prank" done in time or that dude would still be in jail.
https://t.co/f65RsLLw0C
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2018-08-30 15:44:50
Machine learning: when simultaneously operating in 64 hidden dimensions just means a typical Thursday at the office.
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2018-08-30 16:14:58
@david_s_marks Aren't some failures to be expected with the heavy saturating rains we've had the last few weeks? If the drainfield is flooded there's nowhere for the sewage input to go.
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2018-08-30 16:30:38
Took the roads this time on the scooter. I had no problem keeping up with traffic. Walked back with my coffee because Pratt street on a scooter and a drink in my hand don’t mix.
https://t.co/51PNUdKkfC
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2018-08-30 17:23:02
This is related to the discussion about the various forces making fire apparatus bigger and the costs associated with being bespoke design. Maybe not so insurmountable for Baltimore?
https://t.co/vRUPT3N3Oc
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2018-08-30 17:50:58
A MdTA motorcycle police is doing bus lane enforcement on Pratt Street in 90 degree weather and a black uniform and helmet right now.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 2
2018-08-30 17:53:09
If I ever get a chance to ask an oracle three questions, one of them will be how my email address got on a spam list of potential purchasers of property in Cape Town, South Africa.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-08-30 17:59:33
RT @NatashaBertrand: USPS also confirmed to me that Spanberger's SF86 was in her official personnel file, which is not standard, according…
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2018-08-30 18:01:02
@mikamckinnon CGSecurity's PhotoRec can be useful for finding owners by recovering deleted files.
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September
2018-09-01 00:20:30
...Oh, nothing, just sitting in the hallway outside my sons room silently reading a book about machine learning by flashlight until he stops crying and finally goes to sleep. You?
https://t.co/1057rcxqzU
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-09-01 14:44:16
Been so long since my last gym visit my 5K time is 52 minutes.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-01 15:56:45
@sweatnap I love everything about this concept. Thank you for sharing it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-01 16:30:33
RT @s7ephen: We are definitely living in the cyberpunk future we were promised.
https://t.co/ZnuOKch5kr
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2018-09-02 19:02:25
Apple: Buy our service to free up 10% of the space on your phone! Me: What about the 50% always used by “Other”? Apple: Fuck if we know. Have you tried iCloud for your photos?
https://t.co/pkabQbci6K
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-03 11:24:34
RT @mcmansionhell: If you show a plant person that you have even a single iota of interest in learning about plants even if you don't know…
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2018-09-03 16:17:11
Python data folks: is there a library or tutorial to create a data illustration like this? I’m trying to make a dynamic report and this would be better than a bland histogram.
https://t.co/uGISzg91jZ
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-04 19:08:51
This is called a coup d'état. Arguably a necessary one, but still what it is.
https://t.co/6O8V0nExwk
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-04 20:10:40
Every year I get this email that reminds me:
- I got ripped off by ticket fees
- Badly enough that a settlement was reached to make me whole
- In the form of a limited block of tickets
- For marginal shows
- That run out before I can redeem them
- Every year.
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2018-09-04 21:09:58
@nikzb7e What'd you get?
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2018-09-04 22:09:53
Client-segmented Amazon AWS accounts and a policy of not more than one client per expense report make for occasionally silly reimbursement amounts.
https://t.co/0dvWpFTtEk
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2018-09-05 11:59:24
RT @b0rk: a few things to talk about in 1:1s with your manager
https://t.co/GSc1LB87AE
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2018-09-05 13:11:35
Crime scene Aiken street at North Avenue surrounding ark church
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2018-09-05 13:35:33
RT @andyharnik: Fred Guttenberg, the father of Jamie Guttenberg who was killed in the shooting in Parkland, Fla., left, tries to shake hand…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-05 14:16:06
RT @SweeneyABC: BREAKING: An Emirates A380 in quarantine at JFK Airport right now awaiting CDC officials after about 100 passengers became…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-05 14:28:43
Definitely don't introduce him to Chuggington
https://t.co/TB2lkhV6A9
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2018-09-05 14:55:28
I feel remarkably rested for having slept on the floor next to my toddler's bed last night to keep him in it.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-05 17:00:29
Today's lesson: Nobody will pay for used cribs.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-06 13:21:46
RT @kylegriffin1: CSPAN has posted the entire nearly 8-minute exchange between Kamala Harris and Kavanaugh on the Mueller probe. It is wort…
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2018-09-06 15:08:58
Best with sound
https://t.co/6Nh67UUrQI
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2018-09-06 16:40:29
The greatest gift I can give my daughter right now is a unopened box of 8 crayons and a pad of old logo stationery.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-06 19:56:51
Remixes of "It's a Fine Day" really bring me back in a visceral way.
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2018-09-07 11:56:39
Daugher: “Maybe we can snizz out a little book for my doll.”
Me: “Sure, but what does snizz mean?”
Daughter: “Snizz! You know, like cut it out with snizzors.”
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-07 19:43:07
This is a problem for me on several levels...
https://t.co/QiKIUctzzE
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2018-09-07 20:05:55
If you find yourself on a boat, bus, or train with Post Malone, your best advice is to get off at the next possible stop.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-08 19:28:32
RT @cencio4: Genius! The chemtrail patch I’ve posted yesterday includes a funny Easter Egg: in the darkness, the conspiracy theorist will s…
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2018-09-09 16:02:50
RT @GossiTheDog: There needs to be a very serious discussion about 3rd party JavaScript and PCI. I know I’ve said this before, but across a…
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2018-09-10 21:02:14
The @MDMEMA web server is not doing so great right now.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-12 11:19:08
RT @DavidBegnaud: BREAKING: What may be millions of water bottles. meant for victims of Hurricane Maria, have been sitting on a runway in C…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-12 14:59:16
Uncomfortably close to LD50 of caffeine right now. ☕️🚨💓
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-12 17:25:42
RT @ChrisMurphyCT: I mean this seriously, not as a political dig.
If you’re in Florence’s path and considering riding it out, your Presid…
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2018-09-12 17:54:10
Non-profit execs: All those annoying meetings, bylaws, bid processes, votes and minutes literally exist to shield you from personal responsibility when something goes wrong. Making an “executive decision” just means you fail alone without a net.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2018-09-13 13:28:19
Seeing these insane numbers on a normal forecast page puts things into perspective a little.
https://t.co/A7fQ5EvmLJ
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2018-09-13 14:25:44
I had a super peaceful email day yesterday, nothing important to deal with in my inbox. Turns out my server had silently failed and everything was being directed to my backup, so this morning I have twice as many things to worry about.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-14 13:52:31
RT @ryanhuber: The great programmers I've met are happy to write software in nearly any language. The mediocre ones have strong opinions on…
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2018-09-14 17:14:09
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Federal class action alleges Baltimore County State's Attorney Scott Shellenberger sent detectives to rape victim's home…
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2018-09-14 18:07:42
@0xMatt STRONGLY OBJECT to proposed "information mouth" terminology. Are we supposed to infer that incoming data is "digested" while outgoing data is "verbalized"? These are metaphors to two completely different biological processes. Recommend "bit nostril" as a bio coherent alternative.
- Favorites: 10, Retweets: 0
2018-09-14 18:43:18
If everything goes well today I will have a time lapse of a caterpillar turning into a chrysalis tonight!
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 0
2018-09-14 18:56:27
@MayorsPEU Swing and a miss by Twitter Ads. I’m 200 miles away and my location is in my profile.
https://t.co/wAYseBCZR3
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-14 19:30:39
Twitter Ads think I am in NYC.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-14 20:20:23
This is the most neckbeard thing I've ever tweeted
https://t.co/RkdkuwwCnQ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-15 14:30:26
https://t.co/uibPaAevS4
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-09-15 22:17:01
Bro. Marlin L. Mills elected RWDGM
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2018-09-16 18:30:45
Another monarch time lapse to brighten your day.
https://t.co/IK8bCtfP5n
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2018-09-17 13:14:05
@iambakedgoods Basically just a sub-dermal Fitbit One.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-17 14:05:03
RT @CarolSOtt: I am 50. I was raped when I was 16. By a boy who went to my high school. I was a virgin. I blamed myself. I continue to be a…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-17 14:05:11
@CarolSOtt Thank you for your bravery.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-17 14:37:48
RT @_AdeleBuck: "Every man...should be worried."
This is how normal and not a big deal sexually assaulting people is to them. They literal…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-17 18:12:20
It takes me about 87 weeks to fill a 100 page composition book with notes on my coding, roughly both sides of a page every 9 days.
https://t.co/med3aqfwP0
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 11:48:40
The kids are hiding in a corner trying to get Netflix to play on an 11 year old first generation iPod Touch without me noticing. I’d break the bad news to them but they are quiet and my coffee is delicious. They should figure it out in an hour or so.
- Favorites: 12, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 13:04:04
A valiant effort
https://t.co/SyZvQHeW17
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 13:47:31
@nedwards You do not want to know
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 14:34:02
@SkolVikes58 At some point I do scan them but their value falls off pretty quickly by the time you go back about 20 pages. Mostly they are me keeping track of decisions I've made which are crystallized in code and digital documentation by the end of the week.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 14:51:49
RT @indivisible410: Democrat @JohnnyOJr's ideals: all kids should have access to pre-school regardless of the wealth of the family they're…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 16:23:21
RT @NateSilver538: If you really wanted to know more about what happened that night, which Ford said happened when Kavanaugh was exceptiona…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-18 17:40:10
RT @Taniel: This is a rare amount of detail (and ambition): Ben Jealous released a 26-page plan on how he proposes reforming Maryland's cri…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-19 16:45:11
RT @DynamicWebPaige: 🗣Some recommendations for budding machine learning engineers:
(1) Make sure your sample dataset is representative of…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-20 15:25:23
@BedfordElem @BaltCoPolice @AAAnews @BCPS_OSC Now do one for the parent drivers!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-20 17:25:52
@CarolSOtt @baltimoresharon @rhondasaddress @WetLipHamilton And a QAnon conspiracy theorist.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-20 19:20:32
@SpinDrCyclist Even when its a blue plastic trainer you need to keep your booger picker off the bang switch. Just seeing a finger inside the trigger guard with someone on the other side of the muzzle with a camera makes me tense up.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 01:32:42
@AmmiHolla Stop working
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2018-09-21 11:19:34
RT @jessitron: Me: <tries to explain software> He: so it’s kinda like a genie problem, you need to word your wish better?
Yes. Exactly.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 14:23:13
Last night I politely resigned from the board of my neighborhood association. This morning I took my kids for a walk to the playground for 45 minutes before leaving for work. It feels like my emotional load has dropped by an order of magnitude from two days ago.
- Favorites: 12, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 16:31:15
Apple is paying good money to put the iPhone XS in front of my eyeballs 12 times a day this week. If they were truly targeted ads, I'd be seeing them in 2022 which is when I'm actually likely to buy one on the used market.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 16:36:36
Thank you all for affirming my good mental health decisions.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 17:12:28
Jokes retyped from the filler space of Reader's Digests in the '80s and passed around the CIA office as a photocopy of a dot-matrix printout had to be officially declassified 30 years later
https://t.co/xnmWa361hM
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 19:30:27
BPD motorcycle police meetup outside WTC on Pratt. Are we about to see some targeted bus lane enforcement? (Spoiler: probably not.)
https://t.co/hm0E85ZBpd
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 19:45:18
@FirePix1075 I didn't notice one arrive, but would be a pretty common thing since a few prominent state government departments work out of that building.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-21 20:32:31
Hello ARA Libertad and welcome back to the Baltmore Harbor.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-22 01:17:13
The kids call my office area Daddy's "nest." Sure it's cluttered, but that stings a little. Frankly, I prefer midden.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-09-22 01:55:04
@SpinDrCyclist Just a joke. I don't care what they call it as long as Nate stops stealing the ball part out of my trackball when he sneaks in.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-22 01:59:03
I try to use the @HemingwayApp whenever I write for a large group. It helps distill my message from the cluttered mess of my first drafts.
https://t.co/mV7gh5yzUl
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-09-22 18:06:31
"Whelan Nutbar Twitter Thread Preserved for Posterity"
https://t.co/gtSkHEzVQl
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-22 21:12:54
Some new Bird scooter no-go zones appeared last night around Commerce Street.
https://t.co/wZFkAzNnBh
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-24 09:46:57
RT @RadarAndStuff: So, fun fact: birds and insects show up on radar. Often. As in, pretty much every day. Can we visually delineate between…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-24 14:51:25
Why would Rosenstein choose to resign if he expected to be fired? Is there some tactical advantage besides either saving face or giving over to Trump?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-24 16:59:48
The essence of OSINT, right here:
https://t.co/Ey73vDuvw8
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-24 17:43:01
Old school cool 😎
https://t.co/DDgjJFqIfg
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-09-24 19:10:19
@pwoodreporter @GovLarryHogan Now I want to know more about this marketing-image-production Amazon S3 bucket.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 00:27:58
Robert’s Rules of Order is a dense piece of work.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 15:32:00
@matthew_d_green My co-worker had basically the exact same thing happen to hers and her warranty claim was rejected.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 18:47:09
Just got one of these Chinese "parcel scam" calls from +54 (Argentina) number and used Google Translate to figure out what the hell it was. My cell phone couldn't figure it out and just put it through as (543) 222-0374 which isn't a valid US area code
https://t.co/ZkbtYNPnUy
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 19:38:07
This drop was too good not to share. Here's Wax Motif - Bunda
https://t.co/At8xgdzavfThe rest is good too.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 20:20:47
RT @ddale8: The official White House transcript memorializes the U.N. laughter at the president.
https://t.co/xGLwLlm7bP
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 21:48:00
RT @daniellebrian: BREAKING: There was a DHS family separation policy and we found it
https://t.co/eqchjE5CPk
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-25 21:54:29
Why are signatures a (b)(6) and (b)(7)(C) exemption to FOIA? Anyone who owns a house or holds a mortgage in most states has their signature available on the Internet. Why are federal documents any different?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-26 15:44:05
RT @RVAwonk: .@MichaelAvenatti just released a sworn statement from a 3rd Kavanaugh accuser, Julie Swetnick.
She says she witnessed effort…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-26 16:28:12
@kateconger And why would they? It’s a valid business case if the parents give permission. An app to “find all pictures of my kids in these 50k pictures over 18 years” is something I’d pay for.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-26 21:04:54
Walmart's featured products for me:
- Truck strobe lights
- Police scanner alarm clock
- 3 piece handicap placard holder
- Motorized ceiling television mount
- 8 gallon "Water Distiller" moonshine still
Currently working through my feelings about what this list says about me. https://t.co/xmqKLY8pJ9
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-26 21:18:33
@FirePix1075 It’s just a base level Uniden analog scanner with a small alarm clock circuit built in. BC365 I think.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-26 21:20:04
@FirePix1075 It’s cute and useful if you live in 1990.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-09-27 11:30:28
For my birthday my sister bought me a copy of Woodward’s Fear, which is great because instead of just fretting about my age, my spiral of despair can now take the form of a terrifying double helix.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-09-27 13:46:24
As a further milestone of my descent into old age, today my dentist has become markedly less circumspect regarding his assessment of my flossing habits.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-09-27 13:58:49
Literally all of today is going to be me complaining about how my body is falling apart at the ripe age of 39 so if you like that sort of stuff stay tuned otherwise hover over my name to unfollow thanks.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-09-27 17:06:02
RT @SenatorCardin: Asked why she agonized so long over whether to come forward, Dr. Ford replied, "I was calculating daily the risk[...] an…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-27 17:49:25
RT @davidmackau: Incredible photos from Win McNamee of Getty Images
https://t.co/XvHJW5MYLJ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-09-27 19:17:52
RT @RVAwonk: Within minutes of Kavanaugh taking the stand, the idea of him being an aggressive drunk just became a whole lot more real.
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2018-09-28 13:30:07
RT @JuliusGoat: “If she really was a victim of violence, why didn’t she stick her soul in our soul-blender 36 years ago?” asked the soul-…
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2018-09-28 14:07:57
And then the Blasey Ford hearings happened and my decrepitude was not to important anymore.
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2018-09-29 13:22:32
Thread
https://t.co/AJJ8pBk2aF
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October
2018-10-01 11:34:38
Rep. @DevinNunes and his family would prefer you not read this article about their farm.
https://t.co/UK5DXAI1jU
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2018-10-01 14:56:08
@mcmansionhell Flatbed or paper feed?
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2018-10-02 17:34:06
"No two snowflakes are alike" meets the Birthday Paradox. Who wins?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2018-10-02 17:53:55
What's the tolerance for alikeness? What are the boundaries for what qualifies as a snowflake? Does proximity in 3-D space matter? What about temporal proximity? If snowflake shape is mutable, does every shape change represent a possible match?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-02 17:58:34
@epiphanyinbmore Everybody's pleading out or settling at the last minute today?
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2018-10-02 18:04:21
@epiphanyinbmore When I was called for a criminal trial, judge told the potential jurors that sometimes all it takes is the defendant seeing a line of jurors filing in to the box for them to change their mind about that jury trial and take a plea. Can't speak for it's truth, but it stuck with me.
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2018-10-03 15:34:40
@arlogilbert Startups are generally technical arbitrage plus niche marketing. This one just took it to the logical conclusion.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-03 18:22:09
No Presidental Alert in KEC83, or did I miss it @NWS_BaltWash?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-03 18:30:04
@NWS_BaltWash Thanks, I wasn't sure!
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2018-10-03 18:30:12
RT @NWS_BaltWash: @vees That alert is for wireless phones, not NOAA Weather Radio.
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2018-10-05 16:57:32
At least a dozen county police units just passed us at high speed on Harford Road southbound at Putty Hill. Last transmission had this chase at Old Harford and Christopher but this was ten minutes ago.
https://t.co/blparAgssi
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2018-10-05 17:00:33
@FirePix1075 Yeah but unless they bring the channel 10-3 it won’t track to it.
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2018-10-05 17:06:12
RT @BaltCoPolice: #Pursuit The silver Scion has been stopped. Two suspects are being placed into custody. ^JzP
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2018-10-05 17:11:59
@FirePix1075 Sorry no. Best info from PIO at this point.
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2018-10-08 15:09:05
@christinezhang @baltsundata @SunInvestigates @xtinatkacik @CKDinsmore This is great! I love the Jupyter notebooks. Definitely going to walk through them tonight and tinker with the data.
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2018-10-08 15:16:55
@NWS_BaltWash If an actual Presidential Alert were issued, would it be broadcast over All Hazards radios?
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2018-10-08 16:17:21
Why do we need two BPD police boats to guard a Freedom-class combat ship docked in the harbor? I feel like a 57 mm turret and four 12.7 mm machine guns should be able to handle any potential issue.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-10-08 16:25:41
I thought that Navy vessels were supposed to send out their AIS in busy waters after the Fitzgerald collision, but I don't see the Milwaukee on Marine Traffic maps.
https://t.co/blpX4yrhO0
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2018-10-08 16:29:20
@knarphie Now that you mention it, it's probably this:
https://t.co/evRWjOwZ79
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2018-10-08 17:24:16
The @baltimore311 app is failing rn.
https://t.co/Wdh89WilPc
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2018-10-09 01:39:37
@RayDubicki I’ve always thought it should be God Bless America anyway.
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2018-10-09 15:36:36
@Bmorejourno Looks like it was a sheriffs deputy that pulls out after him, not BPD.
https://t.co/ii37MVSQTh
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2018-10-09 15:56:23
@Bmorejourno Good coordination there. I wonder if deputies even carry citation books.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-09 15:57:38
RT @Thatwasmymom: That was my Mom. Sometimes the people we love do things that hurt us without realizing it. Let’s turn this around. I resp…
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2018-10-09 16:29:04
@colonelnemo Who took the picture?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-09 19:08:35
Does anyone have a TR8 Torx bit or screwdriver I can borrow?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-09 20:25:57
@BaltCoPolice Parkville or Pikesville?
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2018-10-10 00:43:10
This evening my car was nearly rear-ended at Gay and Lexington Streets (across from City Hall) when I stopped prior to entering the intersection on green so that I wouldn't "block the box." The other driver threw up his hands in anger and sped off around me in the bus-only lane.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-10-10 17:29:45
@jackgaynor I just listened to the TED Radio Hour podcast that included a talk about CRISPR and Cas9 on my commute in this morning. Very cool stuff!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-10 17:44:42
The "Other" mailbox in Outlook has changed my daily workflow for the better.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-11 15:46:52
Started an Health Savings investment account a few months ago with a small deposit. Lets call it $100. I left it untouched since then. Today that account has $93.90 in it, but my "Personalized Rate of Return" is listed as 0.71%. Shouldn't it be -6.1%?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-10-11 21:03:19
RT @HillaryClinton: Seriously, you asked Russia to hack me on national television.
https://t.co/YPktJyQ7Gx
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2018-10-15 16:03:09
@baltsundata @TabulaPDF @christinezhang @michaeltdresser This tweet/article/repo just made me re-subscribe. Keep up the great work.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 1
2018-10-15 19:31:54
They brought a bone saw because they always planned to kill a journalist. They killed him because he was a threat to their money and power. They had money and power by being born above massive hydrocarbon deposits. We want cheap energy, so we pay them and let them do bad things.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-10-16 00:48:51
The @harfordpark association is having a Meet & Greet on Thursday October 18 from 7-9pm at 2522 Linwood Road for residents to meet candidates for offices in Maryland Legislative District 8 and County Councilmanic 6 and school board. Hope to see you there!
https://t.co/oZfXIRPt3U
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-16 11:24:59
RT @mountain_ghosts: if coding doesn't feel like pouring your hopes and dreams into a wood chipper you have at least another level to maste…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-16 13:27:43
I'm looking for a script or library that can extract style tags from HTML elements and consolidate them into a style sheet, basically to clean and validate something that we got from a generated HTML page? Anyone know a tool like this?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-16 15:56:07
@iambakedgoods This is a good start but a little clumsy in how it names stuff.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-16 19:03:00
It's a five color whiteboard marker day.
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2018-10-17 02:16:14
@listonb What am I looking at?
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2018-10-17 16:11:55
@berkun Apple's iOS 11 Podcast app. Every version since the original has been less intuitive than the one before it.
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2018-10-17 20:30:46
@CarolSOtt Certainly that wouldn't work if you were trying to buy them up. Absentee owners would come out of the woodwork to pivot your love for the city to take every last one of those dollars.
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2018-10-17 23:08:17
Well we made it 36 minutes into this neighborhood meeting before an old white dude complained about (black) teens from the local apartment complex walking through the neighborhood on their way to/from playing basketball and heavily implied they were all drug dealers. 😫
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-10-17 23:17:51
7:10 pm. Five minutes of complaining about trash cans without lids, bags outside of cans and trash collection in general.
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2018-10-17 23:44:07
7:42pm. Stop signs, speed humps, speed limit signs, ADA sidewalk ramps. This is like the greatest hits of every neighbor meeting everywhere always.
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2018-10-18 01:28:47
I think it’s important to note that this was minutes after our community police officer stood up and said “I ran the crime reports for your area all the way back to summer and you guys have basically no crime.” And people still find a way to make themselves afraid of the other.
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2018-10-18 14:07:48
Reminder: @harfordpark is having a Meet & Greet on Thursday October 18 from 7-9pm at 2522 Linwood Road for residents to meet candidates for offices in Maryland Legislative District 8 and County Councilmanic 6 and school board. Hope to see you there!
https://t.co/oZfXIRPt3U
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2018-10-18 17:34:38
@palestinelodge HP 12C?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-18 20:42:40
RT @Foone: So the original IBM CGA card, the first graphics card for the PC, came with this 6-pin connector right here. I'm vaguely obsess…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-18 20:52:54
My iPhone interprets a call from Maryland area code 667 as +66 74-276-xxx (Thailand) and a call from Argentina (+54) 32-220-xx as US area code 543 (which doesn't actually exist). ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-19 02:25:39
RT @erikpatterson: There's lots of ugliness in the world right now, so I think it's important to share these photos of what happened when m…
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2018-10-19 02:49:56
I've been working hard and kicking ass all this week and come Saturday morning I'll be on a sailboat in the Chesapeake Bay so I feel pretty good about life right now.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-10-19 19:27:16
I ran 100,000 simulations on our 90 ticket office Mega Millions pool. In exactly one of them we won $1,000,020. In eleven we won over $10,000. Quartiles were $0, $6, $10, and $16. The mean was $25.37. Our expected return is $0.14 on the dollar. Math kills the fun, kids.
https://t.co/x4OsVdhxQn
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2018-10-19 20:13:30
Last night there were about 50 people at a candidate forum in northeast Baltimore County right over the city line. When asked a question about improving transit, a candidate asked how many in the audience used the bus. Three people raised their hands.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-19 20:54:12
Because sharing is caring, here's some Python notebook code to help you manage a Mega Millions office pool or other large set of lottery numbers and simulate some expected results.
https://t.co/LOvKN560NW
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2018-10-20 03:24:16
Out of 90 tickets in our office pool we had seven mega ball matches for a total of $14 in winnings. Disappointing but not unexpected. I was at least hoping for one of the higher average returns from my simulation. :(
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2018-10-20 18:34:50
Life goals:
https://t.co/65UJVx7TZL
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2018-10-21 23:30:03
Initial commit
https://t.co/g3hGGz4i03
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2018-10-22 20:55:06
@PortalMARCO More accurately the number of pleasure vessels and sailboats either large enough to require AIS or owned by someone with enough disposable money to add an unnecessary AIS transmitter.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-23 00:14:10
Beyond The Egg Timer by Sharon Fisher and Emma Williams is a collection of first person narratives from women who have entered motherhood later in life. Check it out at
https://t.co/Xd9yZDPeEd
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-23 10:44:05
@CapShower Susquehanna Forrest
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-23 13:46:33
@listonb Have you tried a wolf urine diffuser?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-23 15:57:42
Towson Precinct desk reports that the helicopter is up over Loch Raven Blvd and Putty Hill Av for a suspicious subject. No further info.
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2018-10-23 16:14:05
Wife called to tell me the county police helicopter was over and around my kids' preschool, so I called the Towson precinct desk from my office to find out why. Now my co-worker is legit blown away to discover you can just call the police and ask them stuff.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 3
2018-10-23 16:17:39
I used to do it all the time when I was a traffic reporter, so I just never got out of the habit. Desk sergeants are usually bored or on paperwork all shift, so they don't mind a quick phone call.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-10-23 22:59:56
@kmcoulbourne Yeah I worked for a dotcom startup called Traffic Station from home with a police scanner, phone, whiteboard and computer to send traffic alerts to subscribers pagers and SMS.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-24 16:18:34
For all the money Yubico has spent on putting banner ads in front of my face, they could have sent me a sample and got a product evangelist for free.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-24 16:26:04
@jbblawmd This week's wardrobe shades include tomato sauce stain, blueberry stain, grape stain, mud stain, and mint ice cream stain.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-10-24 16:58:59
Why do web shortcuts interpret Shift-A differently than A-With-Caps-Lock-On?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-24 17:16:42
@roscada That makes sense. I'm looking at KeyboardEvent.getModifierState() docs. I can see how there's enough functionality there to handle either case. Devs seem to be making a conscious choice about unintended behavior or forgetting the Caps Lock condition exists. Hard to say.
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2018-10-24 19:24:33
@DomEnergyVA This link doesn't work.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-24 20:57:14
If the mail bomber used a color printer this case may be solved quickly.
https://t.co/LlwRpvLZnr
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 13:40:40
RT @ACLU_MD: If you were convicted of a misdemeanor, you can still #vote, but you have to vote by absentee ballot if you’re still incarcera…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 15:10:50
If this office was ten degrees cooler I could crawl into my hoodie and noise-cancelling earphones the way I want to.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 16:11:20
Can I take my 2pm scream in the car break early today?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 16:49:33
Words that were first used in print in the year of my birth include: adjustable rate mortgage cubic zirconia first world problem Lyme disease major depression
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 20:17:59
"The TV says some houses just blew up in northeast Baltimore! Tell the paralegal to find a zip code up that way and fire up our targeted Twitter banner ads now!"
https://t.co/2OhltYVfb8
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 20:35:48
RT @RiannaEckel: Hello happy early voting, Baltimore! Get out there and vote FOR Question E to protect our water by keeping it public! #Bmo…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-25 22:36:06
The cryptographic hash of my predictions for MD Gov, Maryland Leg. 8 and Balt Co. 5: 661a1a2a8b3cbbed6bad52a8e31012b7c1ae8471. Swing back on Nov 7 to see how I did.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-26 14:17:57
At 10:05am on this day in 2018 the President of the United States of America took time out of dealing with the ongoing assassination attempts on prominent U.S. leaders and journalists to recklessly speculate on why his Twitter followers may have fallen off.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2018-10-26 14:18:38
I need to go vote on my lunch break today. Maybe that'll make me feel better.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-26 16:00:45
Life Pro Tip: If you believe someone is about to force you to unlock your iPhone with a Touch or Face ID, quickly ask Siri "Who's iPhone is this?" and only passcode/passphrase will be valid to open the phone. You can also power down the phone but it takes longer.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-10-26 16:25:18
@EmilyGorcenski Cache page is available
https://t.co/p8050Rb42D
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-26 18:38:17
@ddayen This is before she just started signing her name as "E" then?
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2018-10-26 21:56:29
#IVoted #WeVoted
https://t.co/E8CblNjkZw
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-10-27 01:32:30
This year's October Surprise was literally a partisan terrorist assassin bomber driving a van covered with conspiratorial and violent symbolism tacitly encouraged by the leader of the governing political party and nobody can seem to tell if it'll have any effect on Election Day.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 2
2018-10-27 17:42:16
RT @Leahgreenb: A white man tried to attack a black church and murdered two black people.
A MAGA fanatic tried to assassinate leading fig…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-28 14:47:50
Longer list of things exploited to murder 11 people in a synagogue:
- Callous disregard for human life
- Social mores that define worship spaces as safe and sacred
- AR-15 rifle and 223 ammo
- Online forums which foment Nazi-style hatred
https://t.co/BNUihioqqB - Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2018-10-29 13:32:13
@bosconet Fraud
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-29 14:39:31
I can't listen to my music today because the snot in my sinuses is sympathetically vibrating with every beat and its the worst feeling ever.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-30 12:33:28
@david_s_marks The suspense has been killing me
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-30 13:22:50
RT @gussent: Hey, #Baltimore. Remember that spot on Argonne Drive (NE Baltimore) where that drunk Baltimore officer totaled his car? It is…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-30 17:23:15
@jongaynor @rmechmarketbot The mirrored keypad gives me vertigo.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-31 12:49:00
RT @yoyoha: meanwhile, at a hipster coffee shop...
https://t.co/NCYW9aT69a
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-31 18:15:26
@erikpatterson Looks white and gold to me!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-10-31 18:29:10
RT @Dustinkcouch: nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pis…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-10-31 18:59:32
NOBODY WILL GIVE YOUR KIDS METH INSTEAD OF CANDY. DON'T DRESS UP AS A NAZI OR IN BLACKFACE EVER. Thanks for coming to my Halloween TED Talk.
- Favorites: 11, Retweets: 4
2018-10-31 19:17:12
If you think you are not well-informed enough to vote well, it means you may be suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect and may actually choose better than your fellow voters who do feel confident about their ability. SO GO VOTE TODAY ANYWAY.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 4
2018-10-31 20:22:16
Please come back in 2019 for "Statistically, your preferred social group's trunk-or-treat has a higher chance of containing someone in a position of authority who would prey on your children than your random neighbors you never associate with the other 364 days of the year."
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
November
2018-11-01 14:47:53
@justin_fenton Not Alford, so maybe there's a plea deal?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-01 19:31:45
@gussent How would you even know until the end of the night? At best this is a sultan's dowry problem, at worst it highly favors the later arrivals with a high margin of error. Scandalous!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-01 19:35:51
@christinezhang @MdArchives @MarylandDoIT If you want another fun example of how gerrymandering affects precincts, these are the areas that match all my elected officials across congressional and MD legislative boundaries. If you included county council it'd be even weirder.
https://t.co/fWs68kxs6y
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-02 16:20:31
I voted on October 26. Since then I've received an inch high stack of glossy fliers for various candidates and questions. I understand the scheduling realities of printing and bulk mail, but what a waste of money and resources going from my mailbox straight to my recycle bin.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-11-02 16:38:12
This page is pretty cool
https://t.co/NYT97u82fN
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-11-02 16:56:49
Everybody seems to be able to see my voting history (which elections not for who) in Maryland except me. Where do I get access to that information?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-11-02 17:04:19
@CarolSOtt This seems like personal information I should be able to fetch when I verify my voter registration info on the web site, not something I have to grab out of a $75 CSV file from an FTP server.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-02 17:05:36
@jessamyn That's not a bad idea. I'll follow up with one of my local campaigns when they are not so busy after election day. I don't think I've missed any since I moved here, but I'd be curious to see if I remember correctly.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-03 20:23:38
If anyone needs any out-of-state absentee ballots notarized this weekend for a Monday postmark, hmu.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-03 21:27:44
@rusignola There was my regrettable stint in my early twenties as a registered Libertarian that meant I didn’t have a primary to vote in, just small caucuses in local bars.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-03 21:52:04
RT @BaltCoEmergency: Confirmation of an EF-1 tornado in Balto and Balto Co last night ... RT @NWS_BaltWash: Here are damage survey results…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-05 19:48:09
Big mood
https://t.co/yhcRCikHMM
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-05 19:50:36
Also, all you folks searching for how to disenfranchise yourselves... what?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 12:32:01
RT @MoreRuckus: Me voting in 2016 vs me voting in 2018
https://t.co/GNoVE8OZio
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 14:14:51
Please vote today. Can you go right now? It’s super important.
https://t.co/CTTPa3pBZH
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 3
2018-11-06 14:33:00
@senatorshoshana Just like sports teams on the TV!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 14:40:22
An election judge asked me if I was a first time voter. I told her I've been voting for 20 years. She said, "Oh, you look young." I'm 39. GO VOTE.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 14:57:04
RT @chelseaperetti: Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they w…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 15:30:18
@Raspberry_Pi This is the plot of Snow Crash.
- Favorites: 80, Retweets: 1
2018-11-06 15:36:24
RT @AbdulElSayed: Today, please vote like your life depends on it. Because even if yours doesn't, someone else's might.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 17:26:06
@fchollet Any keywords or hashtags I can look for to help report them?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 19:19:09
Still plenty of time to go vote. Don't worry if you think you don't know enough. IF YOU HAVE TIME ask a friend, talk to some campaign folks on your way in, look up your ballot and Google the candidates. EITHER WAY go and be comfortable voting with your gut and the info you have.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-06 21:03:34
Already obsessively reloading this link and its still just a test page.
https://t.co/PZLFKopgYZ
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2018-11-06 21:08:28
New York Times election results page does not understand that there are six candidates for three seats in MD Leg. Dist. 8 race. Instead it lists the race as "Bromwell (D, Incumbent) vs. Cluster (R, Incumbent)."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-07 00:42:37
@dennisthecynic Seems unlikely.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-11-07 01:32:55
How are people (@pwoodreporter, @nytimes) reporting results and early voting numbers when the Maryland Elections site is still zero precincts reporting. Am I looking in the wrong places?
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2018-11-07 01:43:45
I can't handle this. I'll be back in an hour. Don't call any races without me.
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2018-11-07 02:03:31
@boothy443 @pwoodreporter @nytimes Thanks, that's what I was looking for.
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2018-11-07 02:11:47
@CarolSOtt @boothy443 @pwoodreporter @nytimes It was up for like a minute before it got pulled, apparently.
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2018-11-07 03:02:39
It's 10pm and folks are still in line to vote in Maryland, apparently.
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2018-11-07 03:10:16
RT @pwoodreporter: The polling location at Towson University is still open, according to the Baltimore County Board of Elections. That site…
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2018-11-07 03:20:35
Leg. 8 and Balt Co Council 5: Klausmeier up 1.2 points over Miele. Current leaders for Delegate: Bromwell, Bhandari, Boteler. Marks up 17.5 points over Foley. Only 2-3 districts left to report tonight.
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2018-11-07 11:39:27
Takeaways:
- Hogan voters like Hogan.
- Miele may have held on as delegate, but "Klausmeier country" was strong.
- Bhandari's teacher creds beat Clusters appointed incumbency.
- Democrats could run a wet turd on a stick for Balt Co Council 5 and it'd still pick up 18,000 votes.
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2018-11-07 11:39:27
Unofficial results from last night: Hogan 61 Jealous 37 (nailed it) Klausmeier 50.6 Miele 49.3 (same result, but a nail biter!) Bromwell 17.9 Bhandari 17.6 Boteler 16.8 (missed D+1 pickup) Marks 59 Foley 41 (Same result, surprising number of Foley votes)
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2018-11-07 11:39:27
First, the crypto proof: placid:~ rob$ cat results.txt Hogan 61 Jealous 36 Klausmeier 54 Miele 46 Boteler 16 Bromwell 16 Cluster 15 Marks 78 Foley 22 placid:~ rob$ shasum results.txt 661a1a2a8b3cbbed6bad52a8e31012b7c1ae8471 results.txt
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2018-11-07 11:39:27
A week ago I posted some predictions for local races. My results were mostly right but my numbers were off by a bit. (A thread)
https://t.co/JnJVopJwcQ
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2018-11-07 11:46:47
Congratulations to @LarryHogan, @Sen_Klausmeier, @harry4maryland, @EricBromwell, @delegateboteler (pronounced Boat-ler), @johnnyojr and @david_s_marks on your elections. It was a good race.
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2018-11-07 15:50:43
@iambakedgoods Gas prices
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2018-11-07 15:51:02
RT @Tortured_Verse: Irony of ironies: Scott Walker signed a law preventing second place finishers from requesting a recount if they lost by…
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2018-11-07 16:11:59
A very Baltimore scene after a minor fender-bender at Saratoga and Holliday street this morning: the resident panhandler efficiently directing traffic around the stopped vehicles as two BPD arrive on horseback...
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2018-11-07 16:15:37
@FirePix1075 My description wasn't evocative enough?
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2018-11-07 16:16:04
@jessfraz Please post relevant shell scripts
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2018-11-07 16:17:28
@FirePix1075 Next time, I promise.
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2018-11-07 16:41:00
As you ponder last night's results, know that an older white man walked into Villa Cresta precinct last night and ignored the instructions of a black election judge before shamelessly announcing, "Oh, I never listen to black people." Change will arrive when his ideas pass away.
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2018-11-07 19:55:00
Lemon, it’s Wednesday. ☠️
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2018-11-07 22:02:41
@wbaltv11 The maps you used to illustrate are legislative districts not congressional.
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2018-11-08 10:48:39
RT @AbbieEvansXO: Me: they’re my service bees
Him: but they’re not trained. they attack everyone who gets close to you
Me: they’re trained
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2018-11-08 19:47:37
@xofzil My cult of choice is stamps dot com. With stamps for you don’t need to wait in long lines...
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2018-11-08 19:55:01
RT @melissakchan: As someone who has had my press credentials denied by authoritarian China, I never thought I'd see this crap happen in th…
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2018-11-08 22:23:31
@baynardwoods @PPFA ANSWER THE QUESTION SIR
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2018-11-09 15:18:34
I'm at Function Coworking Community (
https://t.co/IYpTzc5yjS)on Harford Road and Cold Spring today. If you're in the area, drop by and say hello!
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2018-11-09 17:03:27
This place has the bathroom door marked only "All Genders Welcome" which I am totally cool with. What was not clear was that there are two bathrooms here. One is functionally a men's room and one is functionally a women's room. Guess which one I've been using all morning?
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2018-11-09 17:04:15
@rusignola Me too, friend. Me too.
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2018-11-09 17:31:19
Anyone else having trouble with a relentlessly crashing Podcasts app on iOS 12, or just me?
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2018-11-09 19:27:35
@RayDubicki Neither it’s an office space
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2018-11-09 22:18:11
If you hoard Bird scooters in your house you are the absolute worst.
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2018-11-09 22:58:39
Today I walked 3 miles from Parkville to Lauraville, bought a morning coffee at Zeke's, worked the day at Function Coworking, and got my hair cut at Blue Spark Barbershop. It was a very Baltimore day.
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2018-11-10 15:16:04
@JZTessler What's the downside?
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2018-11-10 15:19:57
Just got a "Your account has been hacked" email containing a password I used uniquely on
https://t.co/FgYTFILwKrin 2012. cc: @troyhunt
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2018-11-10 18:43:06
My body says I used up my weekly step quota yesterday.
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2018-11-12 11:38:26
@CarolSOtt Wherever the half mile constriction zone is that week
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2018-11-12 14:10:51
Well, this is what age 39 looks like. I will always remember when I could hack the smallest font size on a 14" CRT from 6 feet away.
https://t.co/pVNbsn2Ylg
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2018-11-12 16:21:51
Today I filled out a paper timesheet for the first time in 13 years.
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2018-11-12 20:40:34
@SkolVikes58 You got it
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2018-11-13 17:42:58
RT @drewmagary: Having your city get Amazon is like having it get the Olympics only the grift lasts FOREVER
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2018-11-14 14:51:38
@matthew_d_green Compact tweet. Pithy observation. Good ratio. Won't RT.
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2018-11-14 21:40:51
RT @jedweeks: Let's talk about the Harford Road bridge replacement, coming soon after nearly 20 years of planning. The bridge is 106 years…
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2018-11-14 22:14:47
RT @Ocasio2018: Oh no! They discovered our vast conspiracy to take care of children and save the planet 😂
https://t.co/XYWXmi3Xyk
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2018-11-15 12:47:36
Current forecast is snow with... giant squares of rain?
https://t.co/Xbdg981XlH
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2018-11-15 12:56:17
That's some noisy snow outside.
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2018-11-15 13:34:30
RT @BaltCoGov: Baltimore County wants to hear from YOU. What information & data would you like to see displayed in an accessible format on…
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2018-11-15 15:10:20
@ColeSErickson @TBSkyen Some nondeterministic algorithms may take as long to compute how much time is left on task as it is to just do the thing. At that point do you double the processing time or just stall the progress bar?
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2018-11-15 16:25:52
@AbbyIsaacsNews @WMAR2News When I saw the camera turn I legit thought you were spinning out and my stomach lurched a little. Drive safe!
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2018-11-15 20:43:21
If anyone has a non-working Echo Dot RS03QR that they want to sell cheap for parts, I have another one that I want to to bring back to life.
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2018-11-15 23:14:47
Kids learned calling 911 in preschool. I handed daughter my locked iPhone and told her to try. She couldn’t figure out how to get to a keypad. But they do know Siri so we’ve updated the lesson to holding the home button and saying “Siri, emergency!” if they’re in trouble.
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2018-11-15 23:15:13
RT @Ocasio2018: If I walked into Congress wearing a sack, they would laugh & take a picture of my backside.
If I walk in with my best sale…
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2018-11-16 18:38:48
My iPhone Podcasts app is relentlessly crashing. It's the thin line between me and insanity. Help.
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2018-11-16 19:23:52
I think I just convinced everyone on a multi-vendor conference call to move my Sunday evening production push to before close of business today and also I’ve used up all my luck for the rest of the month.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2018-11-16 20:57:31
Aaaaaaaaand now it's scheduled for Monday 6:30am. 🌩️
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2018-11-16 22:51:21
RT @joonlee: me on twitter vs. me on linkedin
https://t.co/RLsRPfOC7u
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2018-11-17 00:46:35
After I reset my iPhone settings, Mail app refused to accept my three year old expired self signed certificate as valid. I didn’t have email on my phone for two days but in the end it forced me to take ten minutes to do the right thing.
https://t.co/BQ7wpTw2Za
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2018-11-17 01:00:04
Do you think Joel Fitzgerald already has his York County digs leased and furnished for his stint at BPD?
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2018-11-17 01:03:50
@kendallmiller Running my own services helps keep me humble. It’s easy to forget how much Gmail/Outlook abstracts away (but still expects senders to get right, like good DKIM). Plus I can’t peek under their hood as easily.
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2018-11-18 23:45:56
This game is called “Find the Fitbit.” Happy to say I won.
https://t.co/BhHAjarnW3
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2018-11-19 00:02:23
So I just set up a virtual phone-based automated customer service system for fun and now I’m wondering how I can put it to actual use in my life.
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2018-11-19 16:33:42
Following the World Chess Championship just makes me sad I missed the opportunity to name my son Magnus.
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2018-11-19 16:53:23
Just learned the iPhone space bar hack and my life is changed forever.
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2018-11-19 17:27:40
@ampledata Shouldn't it be "sea a-friend?"
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2018-11-19 17:51:26
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: The Harford Road Bridge has closed.
https://t.co/vIvCG1XRti
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2018-11-19 20:54:04
What's with the weird haze downtown today?
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2018-11-19 21:12:22
RT @GarySzatkowski: So if you thought it was just a bit hazy this afternoon, we have a California fire smoke plume moving through.
https://…
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2018-11-20 15:42:30
Big thanks to everyone who recommended @OvercastFM as my new Podcast app of choice. This Smart Speed and Voice Boost features are amazing. Where has this been all my life?
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2018-11-20 18:08:23
I forced a bot to watch 17,520 hours of FOX News and then write a foreign policy press release. Here is the first page:
https://t.co/HC8rfHhWJV
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2018-11-20 18:51:32
RT @cmcampbell6: Amy Hayes, who turned 5 on Thursday, was shot in West Baltimore last night. Family members say she’s undergoing surgery to…
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2018-11-21 15:55:38
This "Dongletropolis" episode is making me feel super old.
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2018-11-21 15:59:11
"How can you type on that iPad keyboard? They keys have NO TRAVEL!"
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2018-11-21 19:14:06
I become increasingly disappointed by the Bird Scooter infrastructure.
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2018-11-21 23:43:30
Am I just super cynical to expect that a bunch of white male contract company owners will declare themselves officially bisexual to get some extra points on future bid proposals?
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2018-11-24 01:14:41
My Nest thermostat didn't work with my Burnham boiler (chattering relay, wouldn't ignite) for reasons that several HVAC techs were not able to explain. Is there any reason to expect that the Ecobee3 lite would fare any better?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-24 21:29:47
Anyone else gradually building a dead Alexa graveyard? I don’t even want to talk about the old iPhone bin...
https://t.co/xhs7kQE1LE
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2018-11-25 13:40:30
Wild ride for White Marsh Run last night
https://t.co/kFkBlD70fQ
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2018-11-26 01:36:32
Walmart is trying to sell me a "Anti-tracking GPS blocker" and "WiFi Payloads Injector" in my Facebook ads. Apparently their algorithms have determined that 1) I'm some sort of espionage agent and 2) want to help me do better?
https://t.co/ozzDY14wQ3
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-11-26 01:38:02
The GPS blocker isn't coming up when I click through the ad, probably because someone just realized its hella illegal to sell one in the U.S. for a variety of fun reasons.
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2018-11-27 16:14:39
RT @RectorSun: Baltimore is under a federal consent decree mandating police transparency, & the mayor's hand-picked & sole candidate to be…
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2018-11-27 22:38:55
@LachlanEvenson You can only flash it so many times before the set bits stay set.
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2018-11-28 19:40:40
Every winter the norovirus reminds me how much I enjoy eating and drinking a variety of things that aren’t sips of Pedialyte in a tiny shot class. 🦠 😷 🛋
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2018-11-28 20:22:20
Current status: -Everything hurts because my body tenses every muscle with every vomit. -Current stomach capacity is about 20ml, which is up from 2ml earlier. -I'm about to try a cracker, maybe. It'll be my first thing since last dinner. -Health is precious.
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2018-11-28 20:28:22
@CarolSOtt No worries when I’m feeling well enough to put my head up it’s either occupy myself or watch episodes of Give a Mouse a Cookie. Spoiler: we’ve watched most.
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2018-11-30 13:52:32
Signal out Fayette Street at President Street. Avoid the intersection. #BALTraffic
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2018-11-30 15:39:22
@jedweeks @BmoreCityDOT Looks lovely, just needs 12 more bollards along the curb side to protect those pedestrians.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-11-30 20:37:34
If anyone needs a nice solid 20 x 6 foot conference room table for their office or non-profit, hit me up.
https://t.co/ZbNMt5gpxV
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December
2018-12-01 22:20:37
@kendallmiller Computational or accounting math?
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2018-12-01 22:36:18
@kendallmiller Which only matters on projects where cost of computational scale exceeds cost of dev salaries which is so fleetingly few...
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2018-12-01 22:42:29
@kendallmiller Oh sure, I see what you’re saying now. Honestly it’s whatever way of abstracting out the problem gets the dev into the zone. A buggy micro service in a sea of 300 interacting micro services is as impenetrable to debug as any monolithic code base.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-01 23:01:11
RT @danielradosh: I'm very sympathetic to "don't speak ill of the dead" arguments. But we also seem to have "don't speak ill of the old" ar…
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2018-12-05 16:16:35
RT @BWIFire: We will be conducting training fires near the airfield @BWI_Airport around 1030AM. Smoke will be visible. This is TRAINING only
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2018-12-06 13:56:20
@EeveeRespecter Now do the law of gravity!
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2018-12-06 15:41:17
@RectorSun Be careful complaining about this. Police may use it as an excuse to encrypt all their channels to prevent this in the future.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-06 15:46:24
@CarolSOtt What's not okay? Sometimes when you listen in on public safety comms you do not have the whole picture right away.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-07 21:02:31
RT @Ocasio2018: Whoah - looks like our Congressional orientation had a lot more lobbyists than we thought.
This is not okay. Lobbyists are…
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2018-12-07 23:20:53
RT @keithboykin: A jury in Virginia has convicted James Fields of first-degree murder for driving his car into a crowd of protesters at a w…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-08 15:21:53
@CarolSOtt @Rover537 @BmoreDoc Does the Giant at 7709 Harford Rd not accept SNAP/EBT?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-08 15:57:09
@CarolSOtt @Rover537 @BmoreDoc That’s fair. It is in a shopping center 50% inside the city line. The actual store is about 150 feet north.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-10 17:48:15
Of course DJT was never going to set foot in Baltimore.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2018-12-10 19:05:06
@elipousson Please add me to a list to send the link when you publish this in case I miss the tweet.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-10 22:47:43
Things I already miss from my old office:
- Direct sunlight
- Concrete poured floors (couldn't feel people walking around)
- High open ceilings
- Connected parking garage
- Ethernet at my desk
- Filtered water on tap
- Brew (non-Keurig) coffee
- Direct sunlight
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-12-11 01:07:08
@AmmiHolla Oh I know, just processing out loud. I miss Ethernet the most.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-12 01:12:14
For all my complaints about the temporary office digs my productivity is up. Novelty of environment always tends to do that for me. Also it’s hard to schedule too many meetings with only one conference room.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-12-12 17:32:28
Added a sunlight lamp and live stream of @EarthCamTV on the office wall TV to remind me of the outside world.
https://t.co/BQJHBIgtLc
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-12 18:23:03
@kendallmiller @EarthCamTV My monitor arm is still in storage, and the Acers don't rotate on their base.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-12 20:37:57
@EarthCamTV Baltimore Aquarium Jellyfish aren't loading on the Fire TV app, just a black screen. Works OK on the web site tho.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-13 02:44:44
My dad is in town and we just bought a pair of $11 drones at Micro Center so he couldn’t be happier.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2018-12-13 12:13:57
@somaddiesays @EarthCamTV We are in a whole new office so everything is different.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-18 14:41:16
@ElectRyanDorsey @BmoreCityDOT @BaltimorePolice I suppose bringing a fistful of Big Boyz pens to your office would be super inappropriate.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-19 00:06:07
This has to be a troll. No real person has a car hit their fence on a snowy day then SEVEN YEARS LATER pops on to the neighborhood website to write a 200 word screed announcing that they’ve reported it to the police and demanding the driver come forward... right? @bestofnextdoor
https://t.co/HuWuG6Sp0V
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2018-12-19 15:25:45
RT @OIG_Baltimore: OIG Report #2019-0033 reveals City Official received double pay, costing the city a total overpayment of $34,615.40. Rea…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-19 16:35:21
In the event of a power outage, do the electronic keypads on our office bathrooms fail to a locked or unlocked state? These are the critical questions nobody asks until we’re all peeing into bottles at our desks in the dark.
https://t.co/8zSOkHonAR
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2018-12-19 16:39:28
@jbblawmd Is this Zillow's algorithm? It always has wild jumps with new or corrected info and then they retroactively adjust the curve based on actual sales.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-20 15:10:02
@HollyGoDarkly Best illustrated micro nonfiction I've read today.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-21 16:07:32
RT @kairyssdal: Thinking about shutdown coverage @Marketplace today.
If you're a mid-level-ish federal employee who's going to be affected…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-21 19:19:49
Looks like the #TrumpShutdown is coming. Time to make it trend.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-21 20:56:02
RT @GaryGrumbach: NBC News has learned Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg voted FROM HER HOSPITAL BED to refuse to let the government enforce Pres…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-21 21:31:32
RT @CapLounge: Available at 12:01AM
https://t.co/K8RCeAG7Ma
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2018-12-22 00:09:25
Our son (without promoting) refers to the local squirrels as “trash mouse” and it’s pretty perfect.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2018-12-23 13:40:06
Sometimes a little thigh contact is all it takes to call out bad behavior
https://t.co/6AFreQSU24
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-24 16:33:11
@BCObreakingnews Received
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2018-12-24 16:41:42
A reminder that Joel Fitzgerald is the wrong choice for Baltimore. Mayor Pugh says we shouldn't dig into a job candidate's personal life but that's the literal purpose of a background investigation.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-24 20:48:55
Park Avenue Diner in South Plainfield is on fire. Park Ave closed for apparatus.
https://t.co/2iRNfH3Rlc
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-24 21:02:12
https://t.co/A62CmVRBtV
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-24 21:20:09
DJT has really lost it today. He's being measured unworthy by every metric he pretends to care about. You can tell, hour by hour, its getting to him. #TrumpShutdown
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2018-12-24 22:25:00
Merry Christmas Eve from my 401(k), which is limping into 2019 like Tiny Tim. 😮
https://t.co/UZCLvr6t3H
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2018-12-25 20:29:56
Why did the cows come back to the marijuana patch? Because the pot called the cattle back. 😐
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2018-12-26 00:12:22
@johnrcarlson Thanks buds, stop me if you’ve herb these all before.
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2018-12-26 03:05:22
I got a Yubikey from my mom for Christmas. It's a long story. In related news I have doubly 2FA secured all the things.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-26 03:19:18
My wife also got my dad a nice RTL SDR kit so we spent the time after the kids went to bed hacking on a RPi until rtl_fm|aplay made the local Top 40 station come out of the speaker. A fun time was had by all.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2018-12-26 20:28:47
Can anyone explain why the Liberty Science Center has metal detectors? I can't find a list of prohibited items anywhere on the web site and outside food and drink is allowed. What are they trying to keep out?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2018-12-26 20:38:15
@jbblawmd Great, except the bag search was so cursory that the guy didn't even get past the layer of diapers and snacks on the top of my bag much less check the inside pocket that's literally designed to hold a CCW. 🙄
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2018-12-27 12:21:31
@AmmiHolla Just listened to a great podcast with Daniel Stiepelman who is her nephew and the screenwriter
https://t.co/XNYOMciPWp
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2018-12-27 14:02:09
@random_walker Most stuff you see in Twitter was on Reddit yesterday.
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2018-12-27 15:02:23
Francis, buddy... this is a terrible reason to buy a $40 adapter.
https://t.co/Spum8vwHka
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2018-12-28 02:07:18
The bottom three rows of apps on my phone really define the kind of 2019 I want to have. I need to adjust my expectations of time to the random bursts of 5-10 minutes I have on my phone a dozen times a day and make something useful out of it.
https://t.co/DirxgSiANY
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2018-12-28 02:28:59
@OvercastFM I convinced my dad and sister to replace their podcast app with Overcast yesterday. Maybe a few thousand other folks did the same with their families.
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2018-12-28 02:30:51
We just found out what Twitter would have looked like if the Ghostbusters movies happened in real life.
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2018-12-28 13:00:51
One of my tweets went viral last night. What should I shill in the thread?
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2018-12-28 14:43:01
Support quality app developers like @WorkingCopyApp @iAWriter @OvercastFM @jamesthomson @audiosampling @1Password and check out @SpinDrCyclist cross country bike blog at
https://t.co/oKUMUo8byR.
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2018-12-28 16:58:39
@boothy443 Which ones? They are all awesome.
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2018-12-28 17:02:35
@boothy443 That’s @audiosampling, @WorkingCopyApp, @jamesthomson, @iAWriter and @AppigoTodo. Mostly for managing writing drafts and todos and a better calculator replacement.
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2018-12-28 20:15:01
@david_s_marks It will be interesting to see what fills that anchor.
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2018-12-28 20:29:37
Are local “No Soliciting” laws inherently discriminatory? I tend to think of them as good for everybody except utility/telco sales and home improvement contractors. Am I missing other affected groups?
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2018-12-28 21:59:22
@SkolVikes58 Exempt under 1A protections, same as political canvassing. Laws mostly require expectation of sale or contract completed during visit.
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2018-12-30 01:06:08
@atpfm I’m really fascinated by the concept of “benevolent neglect” in tech ecosystems. This has been discussed in previous episodes?
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2018-12-30 13:47:22
The next casualties of a prolonged government shutdown - Axios
https://t.co/zJZVUYALN6
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2018-12-31 00:05:49
Trying to get a Google Voice number to call through to a Twilio IVR. Linked it with no issues. Twilio log says it’s getting the calls and performing the action but GV side rings until it goes to voicemail. GV connects calls to a linked cell phone just fine. Is this a known issue?
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2018-12-31 01:34:19
@SystemsEng I'm using Twilio Studio Flow (relatively new user) so it looks like I don't have access to a lot of functions. Guess I'll have to re-cast it in TwiML.
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2018-12-31 21:23:26
But I don't WANNA figure out LVM error messages tonight. 😭
https://t.co/drfDxUproe
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