Tweets from 2019
January
2019-01-01 13:16:38
@ChristianAGant @LiamFD Can you share a link?
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2019-01-01 13:31:19
@RealEricAdamcik Pour Tea On iPhone
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2019-01-01 13:52:46
@CarolSOtt I want to read a deep dive on this. Who does a good job on affordable and well maintained housing and how do they keep it inexpensive and sustainable?
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2019-01-01 15:01:57
RT @Bmac0507: The 2020 Dem primary is gonna be like a season of Top Chef America
https://t.co/cCni8gMC6m
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2019-01-02 01:04:30
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Joel Fitzgerald refused to even loosely define success or a timeline for achievement when I asked him to. He laughed,…
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2019-01-02 01:05:13
RT @EricLuedtke: Maryland is an automatic voter registration state starting today! Happy New Year and cheers to having some of the stronges…
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2019-01-02 16:34:57
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Joel Fitzgerald is a corner-clearing, broken windows devotee. It’s what he knows and believes in.
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2019-01-02 16:47:02
My two year old son can't read but every morning he walks over to the Echo Dot and says "Alexa, what's today?" so he knows whether its a weekend or not.
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2019-01-02 17:24:14
@Astartiel @AsetAstartiel Definitely try online English instruction through VIPKid. It’s legit and pays a decent rate for each 25 minute class. No teaching experience required.
https://t.co/jGm6BzLost
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2019-01-02 19:04:05
@notrivia They could but individual employees and representatives of the company would suffer the consequences.
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2019-01-02 19:28:39
@notrivia Even Netflix can’t fight an extra-legal state actor on their own turf.
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2019-01-02 20:40:40
@Astartiel @AsetAstartiel @ViasatInc @exede That’s too bad, but keep in mind a bunch of the sessions are overnight, especially on weekends since your students are on Beijing standard time. Might actually work OK...
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2019-01-02 21:50:35
@SystemsEng I'll try this tonight! Thanks so much for following up with this thread.
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2019-01-03 01:42:08
@SystemsEng That worked like a charm! Thanks for the help.
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2019-01-03 03:06:08
"[P]eople who are about to have a baby say they are totally ready for it...Then the baby comes -- and they realize...that no amount of planning or bracing could fully prepare them for their new reality." --@cillizzacnn
https://t.co/3003udzAKz
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2019-01-03 03:08:37
Looks like adaptive ramp metering may be coming to the Baltimore Beltway in the next few years.
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2019-01-03 18:37:13
@GeneticMiracle @Aetna Is there any update on this? I got one of these calls today.
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2019-01-03 20:16:53
@AudibleNumbers My iPhone 5c in the drawer still makes phone calls and gets emails.
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2019-01-04 14:06:42
RT @LisaMcCray: Not an actual statistic in this story to be found ☹️
https://t.co/gXgwspd9AG
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2019-01-04 14:17:34
Bird just sent out an email reminding folks to complete Baltimore's scooter survey. I wonder if they filtered the list by people who have left only positive reviews.
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2019-01-04 15:41:34
RT @coffinvixen: Hello clarice
https://t.co/xLJTBUYMCH
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2019-01-04 15:41:40
RT @designinspace: Medieval browser tabs — how scholars jumped between multiple texts #desktopmetaphor #notametaphor at Mexico’s first publ…
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2019-01-04 15:51:55
RT @fuzzlaw: You misspelled “White people blaming Black people for crime”
https://t.co/1JDqkYfL9F
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2019-01-04 17:02:51
Did you know that a blackened #4 pin on your iPhone charging cables is a common problem? I didn’t until I heard about it on a podcast and realized every one of my cables had this issue!
https://t.co/eF4pQPFpwA
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2019-01-04 19:48:48
Havas Helia is hiring! Currently open positions for Talent Manager, Senior Digital Strategist, and Front End Developer. Great culture, nice downtown location, and you get to work with me!
https://t.co/W05KU4awbX
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2019-01-04 22:08:17
RT @jedweeks: @WMAR2News Crime is down 13% in White Marsh. If Baltimore City is to blame for the decrease in crime, it's weird they're aski…
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2019-01-04 22:19:10
The residents of White Marsh are being convinced that there's a major crime problem in our area when there really isn't. It's not like they can pull up stakes and move White Marsh further into the Hereford Zone. How do you combat this fixation and convince everybody to calm down?
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2019-01-04 22:57:22
@Spicxer @banthaskull I'm not convinced. Olszewski's tweet today is that everybody deserves to "feel safe." That's a hedge. Everyone deserves to be safe. How they feel is entirely up to them. Black kids walking on the sidewalk in daylight with a basketball make some of my neighbors feel unsafe.
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2019-01-04 22:58:57
@Spicxer @banthaskull This was literally a point of contention at our last community meeting. I posted here when it happened:
https://t.co/98ylRuPqmB
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2019-01-04 23:02:24
@Spicxer @banthaskull If the standard is that that guy needs to "feel safe" after our community police officer basically declared our neighborhood crime free, there's going to be a lot of ugly shit happening
https://t.co/bjsYxhFDQ2
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2019-01-05 00:29:04
RT @lizbybike: It's really critical more leaders use their platform to say this. Anything else is political cowardice. Public servants shou…
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2019-01-05 00:29:10
RT @DougGansler: Reading some local news this AM and I see 2018 was unfortunately not the end of the tired and racist trope that criminals…
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2019-01-06 00:35:00
RT @kayewhitehead: My youngest son: 2019 doesn’t seem like it’s going to be a good year to be a man My oldest son: Yes it will. Its just wo…
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2019-01-07 14:22:22
RT @fortworthpd: #BreakingNews
Chief Fitzgerald has withdrawn his name for consideration for @BaltimorePolice Commissioner .
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2019-01-07 16:36:27
RT @CarolSOtt: @BmoreV2V @bmoredhcd Why are there no permits listed online for this house except electrical and HVAC?
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2019-01-07 17:08:40
@CarolSOtt Oh God what now?
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2019-01-07 17:17:43
@CarolSOtt Then I agree completely.
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2019-01-07 21:36:43
Today I answered six calls from unknown numbers on my cell phone. Three were legit business contacts, 2 were spam robocalls and one was a recruiter cold call. Better odds than I would have predicted, but not enough to encourage me to pick up the phone more often.
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2019-01-07 21:44:47
RT @IanColdwater: It's not dropping tables, it's discarding data that doesn't spark joy.
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2019-01-08 14:33:01
OH COME ON
https://t.co/6RVaSKuuB5
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2019-01-08 19:00:39
@bmorebill This aged well.
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2019-01-08 20:32:25
I can’t figure out if this is @iAWriter or @WorkingCopyApp but I accidentally made and deleted a 2019-.txt file last week and now this file keeps coming back on the WC side and I have to delete it once a day at least.
https://t.co/x54V5VPhaq
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2019-01-08 20:35:56
@WorkingCopyApp @iAWriter Just updated, just deleted the file. I'll check in with you tomorrow. Thanks for quick response!
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2019-01-08 20:38:30
@WorkingCopyApp @iAWriter Just popped back in brand new. Confirmed 3.6.7.
https://t.co/bbiCuQ1TLz
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2019-01-08 20:40:40
@WorkingCopyApp @iAWriter No worries! It’s at worst a mild annoyance.
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2019-01-08 20:46:15
@elipousson @redemmas What's the difference between itemizing the service fee and increasing board prices by 20%?
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2019-01-08 22:40:21
RT @AOC: He’s almost got it!
Just a few corrections:
- Single-payer healthcare
- Ending unjust wars
- 70% marginal tax rate on multimill…
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2019-01-08 22:43:11
Just got an urgent email from Neftlix. I should definitely update my payment method through the link they sent.
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2019-01-09 11:24:46
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: The border wall is a classic IT security project misfire. An absolutist golden solution promising to solve a bunch of…
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2019-01-09 17:31:53
@CarolSOtt
https://t.co/2Sd0ywYbZi
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2019-01-10 19:16:15
@LiamFD I'd love to read your long-form take on this. I don't see the things that make this a long term bad idea for the city.
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2019-01-10 19:21:36
Just learned that I can share my Markdown notes with other folks at work on @Box and it'll show them the HTML preview.
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2019-01-10 19:36:45
Worth repeating: Eight lessons from Nazi Propaganda by @berkun
https://t.co/SAVuEzwlEX
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2019-01-10 19:48:12
Imagine you are federal jail guard, airport screener, or CBP employee working full time for no paycheck, and someone offers you the $500 you need to make rent to "look the other way for a few minutes."
https://t.co/Culk6VjIEb
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2019-01-11 16:08:26
Baltimore County Police have updated their standard uniform to include... um... 3000% more MOLLE straps. Every officer on foot patrol now has a theoretical carrying capacity of 4000 lbs. 😐
https://t.co/uEv9vbS2qC
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2019-01-11 16:30:42
RT @AOC: To quote Alan Moore: “None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.” 🤣
https://t.c…
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2019-01-14 15:22:33
RT @OfficialJonZal: Dear Everyone Who Voted for Trump:
You literally helped a foreign enemy attack the United States & take control of t…
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2019-01-14 16:24:10
For the folks in the back: Sen. Mitch McConnell could have stopped the shutdown immediately with a veto-proof continuing resolution.
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2019-01-14 16:50:56
The Kindle version of Getting Things Done is $1.99 today. I recommend this book to everyone I meet. You should buy it.
https://t.co/gOBhsivXclAlso available on Google and Apple e-book services.
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2019-01-14 18:39:30
I'm more caught up on "secure Slack channel"
https://t.co/aEO1naaWbz
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2019-01-14 18:49:19
Me in 2008 vs Me in 2018
https://t.co/f7MnuKptaw
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2019-01-14 19:16:08
@llanahan Good luck to anyone who breaks down (or bikes) in the right lane of Perring Parkway northbound under that Northern Parkway overpass. You are basically screwed by zero visibility and zero shoulder around that curve.
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2019-01-14 19:21:03
One of out every eighteen TSA agents called in sick today.
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2019-01-14 19:28:01
I learned today that my cousin and his wife just got a stop-work order on the federal contract they're on. Because they are contract workers there will be no "funemployment" or back-pay for them, just lost income and opportunity. #TrumpShutdown #Day24
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2019-01-14 22:13:46
Current battlestation
https://t.co/nMCHJqIzTv
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2019-01-15 15:10:29
RT @TheDweck: This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up
https://t.co/DwKe35Uicm
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2019-01-15 17:41:47
"Senate Republicans blocked a House-passed package to reopen the federal government for a second time in as many weeks on Tuesday."
https://t.co/LM7jdieY7Q#TrumpShutdown
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2019-01-15 19:38:27
RT @wheelsee: Shame on you @WMAR2News for promoting and hunting this type of narrative.
https://t.co/cKYxL6xMSM
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2019-01-16 14:54:21
RT @CNBCnow: BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi suggests Trump reschedule his State of the Union address or just submit it in writing
https://t.co/p…
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2019-01-16 15:35:12
@CarolSOtt 1. Download and print tax sale list.
- Roll printout into a tube shape.
- Insert direct into rectum.
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2019-01-16 15:36:58
A rally by TSA workers at BWI will make page 7 of the Sun. A shutdown by TSA workers at BWI will make the front page everywhere.
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2019-01-17 13:25:06
@nikzb7e It appears that they hit the max lifetime settlement amount. I think maybe no more tickets ever?
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2019-01-17 14:44:34
Washington Post reports that 1 out of every 16 TSA employees did not come to work on Tuesday.
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2019-01-17 15:00:57
@captainbitter I'm surprised too but there's still a promise of future payment for work performed. It would be easy to rationalize against quitting a job for something more uncertain.
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2019-01-17 15:07:41
Trying to post a link to gov availability dot info but Twitter says its spam. Happening for anyone else?
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2019-01-17 15:12:31
Do you believe @RepAndyHarrisMD when he says he didn't know anything about Chuck C. Johnson? Not one Harris staffer put his name in Google? You literally don't have to go past the first page of results to see what he's about.
https://t.co/Ujh1aCB7PZ
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2019-01-17 15:13:56
@CarolSOtt It's a funny link but I guess its a brand new domain that (probably) a lot of people are trying to post, so it probably triggered some automated response.
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2019-01-17 16:20:15
This makes no sense. This whole page is a straightforward 35 lines of HTML and 74 lines of harmless JS. What’s the deal, Twitter?
https://t.co/L245Qky04T
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2019-01-17 17:21:01
When did airport checkpoints become the new liberal coffee shops?
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2019-01-17 17:29:15
@RayDubicki No this is a humorous site that shows you what percent of the year to government has been offline.
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2019-01-17 18:58:30
RT @ksieff: Mexico's largest airline is trolling Americans and it's the best. h/t @Aeromexico
https://t.co/hPvqGnDZeF
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2019-01-18 11:46:53
@WorkingCopyApp A change that seems insignificant can catastrophically undermine your entire architecture.
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2019-01-18 14:36:06
RT @BuzzFeedNews: BREAKING: President Trump personally directed his longtime attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about negotiations t…
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2019-01-18 14:37:14
RT @jesseltaylor: Mitch McConnell already preparing his statement that the Senate will not hold an impeachment trial until the President ag…
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2019-01-18 15:14:04
I love that Google added Kelvin for their weather widget but is there really anyone out there thinking "the outdoor temperature value would be more useful if I could reference it against when atoms literally stop spinning."
https://t.co/99SSD6R04b
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2019-01-18 17:05:35
Today was the day that Buzzfeed finally became president
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2019-01-19 02:56:28
@FirePix1075 @FirehouseNews You'd think the U.S. Flag in the background AND the one painted on the roof would be a big hint.
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2019-01-21 15:33:10
2019: The year of my 45 minute 5Ks. Goal by May is to back down to 33 min.
https://t.co/097DDcpFme
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2019-01-21 22:58:22
“Man these mickeyfees is gonna wile out, and be like aight we shut this down” is the linguistic delight of a sentence that @SpawnOnMe has given me today.
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2019-01-22 16:49:27
This weekend the U.S. Government crossed from three-nines to two-nines lifetime (1789-present) availability. Currently sitting at 99.899% and falling.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2019-01-22 23:20:23
Feeling sorry for pharmacists that have to deal with deductible resets at the beginning of the year.
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2019-01-23 12:48:02
RT @david_s_marks: White cuts proposed operating budget after Olszewski warns Baltimore Co. school board of bleak budget outlook
https://t.…
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2019-01-23 15:52:16
RT @Noahpinion: It is blatantly obvious to anyone who actually knows what an algorithm is that an algorithm can be racist.
"Don't let blac…
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2019-01-23 17:54:33
So, like, constitutionally, what's the Use-of-Force Continuum that the Sergeant at Arms of House of Representatives must follow if POTUS tries to force his way in to the chamber? Does he have to start with fists or can he go directly to deploying the TASER?
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2019-01-23 17:59:13
@AB9RF @Fiatnox That actually makes it more fun.
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2019-01-24 14:30:40
RT @AP: BREAKING: After standoff with Pelosi, Trump says he will give State of the Union 'when the Shutdown is over'
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2019-01-24 20:02:49
RT @ABCPolitics: Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Commerce Sec. Wilbur Ross' comments: "Is this the 'let them eat cake' kind of attitude, or 'call y…
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2019-01-24 20:05:07
RT @girlsreallyrule: After telling the press that federal workers are "volunteering" by continuing to come to work without pay, a reporter…
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2019-01-24 20:42:44
In a few minutes, the U.S. government will have been closed for 1 out of every 20 days of DJT's term. See "govavailability dot info" (which Twitter won't let me post as a url) for the latest stats.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-01-25 13:54:52
@eramshaw My son removed the same pair of socks no fewer than five times between 7am and 8:15am this morning.
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2019-01-25 17:39:23
A periodic reminder that things did not work out well for Marie Antoinette.
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2019-01-25 21:20:47
@RayDubicki Great, now Thanos knows where they all are.
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2019-01-25 22:25:11
If are a delivery service with "no delivery fee" promotion and still add a 15% service charge on orders, you have a 15% delivery fee.
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2019-01-27 16:22:15
RT @gattaca: Daughter: “How did you write websites when you started?”
Me: “vi”
Daughter: “What’s that?”
Me: shows her vi
Daughter: “S…
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2019-01-28 15:58:10
A white Ford Enterprise rental van just stolen from the parking lot of Shoppers 1955 E Joppa Rd while the Amazon driver was delivering packages. Missing headlight and broken back door. #baltco #scanner
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2019-01-29 12:22:57
Go disable Facetime on your phone now and don't turn it back on for a week or ever.
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2019-01-29 13:33:41
Bullet points don't display in my preview of Markdown files in my Box folders. Any advice @boxsupport ?
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2019-01-31 13:19:44
Definitely need to add some weather stripping to the windows seeing as that ice is on the inside...
https://t.co/rG1LzdwZPD
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February
2019-02-01 18:24:03
RT @jonbstrong: Let's play "spot the well known podcast"..
https://t.co/Qw7Sr3rofQ
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2019-02-05 13:27:08
Police involved crash Hartsdale Road at Hillen Road #baltraffic
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2019-02-05 18:24:22
After nearly 12 years on Twitter I've encountered my first "You have been blocked by this user" and I have NO IDEA WHY. As far as I can tell from incognito browsing, our interests and politics generally align and I have never been in a real life or Internet fight with them.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-06 15:22:01
RT @alexlumaga: Billionaires: Don't call us "billionaires" call us "people of means" also this hot tub water's getting a bit too warm why a…
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2019-02-06 15:39:48
I would also like to interview for a job where the company pays me a year's salary for my inconvenience if they decide not to hire me. This is how your Baltimore tax dollars are spent, folks.
https://t.co/nY1Pbm2rpc
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2019-02-06 16:18:46
RT @harry4maryland: Maryland's Chief Judge, Mary Ellen Barbera, is giving a state of the Judiciary address to the joint session of the Gen…
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2019-02-06 16:26:24
@matthew_d_green @FlightEmergency It's a view into the moments between a pilot communicating "something is outside of normal parameters in a worrisome way" and "I fixed it by following the checklist, we're cool now."
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-02-06 19:20:24
FEMA web site wins today's prize for most circumspect shutdown language.
https://t.co/qjif5G0r08
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2019-02-07 19:06:41
@KBQWrites Phb’d
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2019-02-07 23:57:57
Third successful treadmill 5K of 2019. Got these old bones through with @tiesto and @Damienndrix here
https://t.co/cSTxRD3dorhttps://t.co/QRYzUpOlJP
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2019-02-08 15:51:13
Finally am getting comfortable using programmed modes on my 60% New Poker II keyboard. Made \ into Delete, Caps Lock into F5 and Escape into tilde. I'll probably wind up casting a few numbers as their symbol equivalent, like parenthesis keys to help more with coding.
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2019-02-08 18:15:59
@BaltCoPS Is this related to Google Chrome marking the BCPS email server hostname as a suspicious site?
https://t.co/RBDs4kMeQz
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2019-02-08 19:39:44
@Nottingham_MD Do you know if El Salto is moving from North Plaza Shopping Center or opening a third location?
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2019-02-09 19:47:05
@CarolSOtt It’s tough because then the paper is saying to advertisers: you can have access to all our customers except the ones who are well off or involved enough to buy out. It makes the remaining readership cohort less valuable.
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2019-02-09 19:49:11
@claidham @0xMatt Steve Wozniak has a famous story about this.
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2019-02-09 20:00:50
@CarolSOtt Video streaming pricing and profits are disconnected from reality right now. Has any other news media org attempted this?
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2019-02-11 02:11:05
Can someone please design a machine learning model that predicts whether a local superintendent will delay or close their school district based on conditions >12 hours in advance of open time? There must be enough raw data out there to make this real.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2019-02-11 15:55:30
Just scanned a QR code from a sign at a protest posted as a photo on a news article in my feed reader with my phone's camera to read the Facebook site it took me to.
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2019-02-11 16:04:22
RT @banthaskull: Keeping it real Baltimore...
https://t.co/om1yOwklPF
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2019-02-12 15:09:39
Current podcast backlog date: January 9. Only 96 episodes to go. Sounds impossible but I listen to most stuff at 1.5x speed and skip liberally to find the quality stuff.
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2019-02-12 15:28:21
RT @AnnFinkbeiner: This scientist, Elizabeth Bik, spends her days unpaid, looking for cute-&-pasted, rotated, and outright photoshopped ima…
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2019-02-12 16:38:09
Remote work chic
https://t.co/5gq85NXmRT
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-12 18:31:58
@WhenceCameYou Your domain name is going to a parked GoDaddy page.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-12 18:36:11
@WhenceCameYou Works for me with the www, not without.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-13 00:53:22
@starets Sweats and slippers below the frame, naturally.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-13 14:35:12
Current podcast backlog date: January 11. Only 92 episodes to go.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-13 16:53:30
RT @holy_chao: Richard Feynman explains why people who operate with precision language sometimes (or often) give unsatisfying answers:
http…
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2019-02-13 22:31:02
60% Programmable keyboard update: Esc key back to normal function. Replacing \ with Del and CapsLock with F5 still an amazing decision.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-14 16:22:31
I honestly thought for the first seventy minutes that the title "The Residue of Seven People" ATP episode was a reference to @marcoarment's head cold.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-14 17:44:11
RT @jeremybmerrill: Facebook lets anti-vaxxers target ads specifically at women who are 'interested in pregnancy'.
(But Facebook refuses…
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2019-02-14 19:05:14
RT @AmmiHolla: A look inside my new office building. Can't wait for us to move on up from our temp space to the permanent space on the 10th…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-15 15:55:03
@realworld_51 @1Password Same here, on Windows 7
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-15 20:36:23
Current podcast backlog date: January 22. 90 episodes (5.2 GB) to go.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-16 16:37:23
My takeaway from visiting the local Sudbury school will always be the Venn diagram of perverse sexual fetishes on the computer room whiteboard. I wish I had the presence of mind to take a picture. The intersectional middle just said “FBI”.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-02-16 16:45:00
@tadmaster I don’t think any other adult (besides me) in the room knew what those words meant, so they didn’t even think to erase it before the weekend tour.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-16 17:05:17
@tadmaster My question was literally “This is a very provocative diagram of types of pornography. Can you explain how a discussion like this would get started?”
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-19 19:49:53
When we priced out solar plans I was deeply suspicious of contract encumbrances for when it came time to sell the house. My salesperson brushed it off ("Buyers love solar!") but I trusted my gut and didn't sign up.
https://t.co/ZzRSGrYLEKHT @esmedeprez
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-20 11:56:33
I was told there would be snow.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-20 12:03:24
@k5em Gets crashy on IPhone Safari when I get to about state level zoom.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-02-20 12:51:59
@phil_g Where's the snow line now?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-20 14:08:07
Cozy remote work morning
https://t.co/DXWsNS1vAA
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-02-22 15:05:54
RT @emptywheel: How Amy Berman Jackson Got Roger Stone to Step in It and Then Step in It Again
https://t.co/DWNOMCkAAx
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-23 02:30:29
In 1995 my parents would take away my computer's modem as punishment but I had a secret 1200 baud modem hidden in my room so my UUCP node could still poll upstream hosts overnight for email and Usenet updates.
https://t.co/R7SkhbhNC3
- Favorites: 12, Retweets: 1
2019-02-26 14:40:47
@gussent It’s built with asbestos concrete held together with hexavalent chromium bolts and painted with lead infused arsenic like everything else in this city.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-02-26 15:12:45
@gussent Note that my previous post is satire and does not necessarily reflect the actual materials composition of the Harford Road bridge or any other individual Baltimore structure. 😂
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-02-27 12:38:34
One for the milkshake duck record books
https://t.co/IJuu76WZP0
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2019-02-27 16:39:40
RT @Popehat: GOP Defense Lawyer: Sir, you claim the President is a RACIST. But isn't it true that this person standing behind me is BLACK?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-27 16:41:28
"HOW MANY TIMES? YES OR NO?"
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2019-02-27 22:37:27
RT @MillenPolitics: Mark Meadows: “How dare you call me a racist!”
Also Mark Meadows: “We’re gonna send Obama back to Kenya or wherever i…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-27 22:39:00
RT @brianschatz: Elijah Cummings is a hero.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-02-28 19:34:34
When you take a screen shot of a congressional hearing and your phone thinks you have four new friends...
https://t.co/5XcY05A0Ix
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March
2019-03-01 21:18:09
I only wrote 2/29/19 twice today before I fixed my watch.
https://t.co/uN6ZQ8wXuK
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-03-04 16:49:25
@The_McJones I can remember the crocodile illustration in my elementary school practice books from 30+ years ago like it was yesterday -- and also use it as my daily mnemonic for comparison operations.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-07 18:56:41
RT @fordm: @emptywheel The Mueller report was inside us the whole time
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2019-03-11 20:45:55
Drinking my coffee at 4:45pm because my body has no idea what time it is.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-03-13 15:00:28
Does anyone know where to find an MP3 recording of the afternoon that WHFS signed off for the last time in 2005 and signed on as El Zol WZLL?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-13 15:03:04
RT @AbbieEvansXO: Mary: oh no my period is late
Joseph: oh no how late
Mary: I dunno, what's the date
Joseph: hmm according to the calen…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-13 15:04:33
Found it!
https://t.co/3MxSQugSBy
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-03-13 20:29:39
Oppose SB793/HB1094. Private police have no place in Baltimore.
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 4
2019-03-13 20:44:55
My state senator won her close election last year by 1,496 votes. If fifteen people from the district call her office about this issue, that's 1% of her margin. Your calls and emails about these bills will make a difference. Look them up and give them a call.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-13 20:46:50
Call the switchboard at (410) 841-3000 or use the official form
https://t.co/xKL3U8SneZ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-13 21:12:52
@CarolSOtt I got a call today from a scummy cash for houses buyer who did a address to phone lookup on my wife's deceased aunt and called us both within the span of a minute trying to buy the nonexistent house from the estate.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-14 17:21:47
MdTa police pulled over a private hauler/scapper for a bus lane violation on Pratt today and wound up taking the plates (expired/no reg) and towing the full truck and empty trailer away.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-14 18:18:48
If you leave a round in the chamber when you swap magazines you don’t need to pull the slide back again. Literally unwatchable. 🙈
https://t.co/7qp60PFi68
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-14 23:28:00
Pi day purchases: Strawberry rhubarb pie $3.14 Blueberry pie $3.14 Raspberry Pi Zero W $3.14+tax
https://t.co/IjN2Ojs5Bu
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2019-03-15 18:36:53
Me: Who's this Fraser Anning guy? Google:
https://t.co/BIiVr7Ezdn
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2019-03-18 15:12:39
@CarolSOtt As a frequent participant in conference calls, I assure you nobody will notice.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-18 15:16:23
@CarolSOtt Here's a fun anecdote you'll enjoy:
https://t.co/0BaYo7aWTs
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-18 19:42:14
RT @bikemorebmore: Rutgers researchers are seeking participants for a focus group on Monday, March 25th from 6-8pm. They are seeking divers…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-19 14:18:11
@gussent Yes, our whole family is feeling the effects.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-19 14:33:35
"Blue check mark journalists" is now a term of disparagement?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-19 15:23:17
Hiring for Email Developer in Downtown Baltimore. DM for details. Apply here:
https://t.co/iTCfxS5dfK
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-19 18:52:14
Baltimore: Can we get #HealthyFolly trending?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2019-03-20 13:14:21
Today’s monitor arrangement experiment. Let’s see how long it lasts.
https://t.co/8VXOURyjyt
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2019-03-20 14:10:30
@slimstinator My trackball has a scroll ring which lets me move quickly through code and documents, and I use a lot of keyboard shortcuts in VS and Sublime. I don't do much direct number entry and my keyboard has the arrow keys as WASD and page up/down as ' and / on the function layer.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-21 17:26:36
@CarolSOtt My sincere apology from all of us
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-22 14:22:42
You know the old saying...
https://t.co/RkXaLju7Vc
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-03-22 19:09:02
Weather Underground's user profile service is "under maintenance" so the enormous banner ads that I pay WU not to see have come back in full force.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-22 19:09:45
RT @MollyBeck: BREAKING: Dane County Judge issues temporary injunction blocking laws passed by GOP in lame-duck session limiting power of @…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-22 19:13:08
My work this week has consisted entirely of the "other duties as assigned" portion of my job description.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-22 21:05:26
RT @ZoeTillman: BREAKING, IT'S DONE: Special counsel Robert Mueller has concluded his investigation, according to a letter submitted this a…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-26 12:31:36
Any of my crypto friends have some tips about distilling the principle of Shamir’s secret sharing down into a five minute talk for muggles?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-26 16:37:57
Volokh Conspiracy chimes in on Baltimore government using eminent domain to take over Preakness
https://t.co/xTaaZ3hGNy
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-27 21:19:18
6 new Bitbucket Cloud features that spark joy
https://t.co/LVzqFRfV1C#BitbucketTrends
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-28 14:12:35
Listening to my podcasts at normal speed with no silence removal today and everybody is t a l k i n g s o s l o w l y.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-03-28 15:10:13
@astronomolly @shanselman Finally got to this episode in my podcast backlog. Really enjoyed it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-28 16:49:49
Current status
https://t.co/fidmOdPllG
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-28 17:52:45
Our new office building has amazing amenities (nice lobby, big screen TV, AV control panel, adjustable lighting) that I’ve now been yelled at twice in one week by building security for trying to enjoy.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-03-29 13:09:33
So my morning wasn’t great... how was yours? Everybody is ok but I learned a brand new way that kids can give you a huge scare without actually hurting themselves.
https://t.co/AjFXlrJ81f
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-03-29 17:57:37
I got this email on the 18th of this month. The ticket was submitted Baltimore 311 on May 31, 2017. Total time to close? 656 days.
https://t.co/SNnmoKznli
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-30 13:27:49
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: @MayorPugh50 has unilaterally decided that @BmoreCityDOT will violate Federal guidelines and local law.
This would be…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-30 19:23:59
Is it really a rule of thumb that you can’t (shouldn’t?) patch a tire if the puncture is within an inch of the sidewall or was the service writer just trying to sell me two new tires?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-03-30 19:51:25
@kendallmiller Okay I was probably too skeptical about the tire shop for my own good but it’ll be nice and give that money to my regular mechanic on Monday anyway.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-31 12:18:28
RT @twnsndco: I have deleted The commented out code That was in The legacy codebase
And which You were probably saving For god knows wha…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-03-31 23:40:06
Since I don’t have AirPods but I still like to listen to podcasts with only one ear, I’d love to be able to set the audio to mono with a Siri shortcut. Is this even possible?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
April
2019-04-01 14:45:12
Nothing on the Internet is true today. Nothing on the Internet is true today. Nothing on the Internet is true today. Nothing on the Internet is true today. Nothing on the Internet is true today. Nothing on the Internet is true today. Nothing on the Internet is true today.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 1
2019-04-01 19:28:28
Never thought I’d see the day.
https://t.co/DP3R2LMAUu
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-01 19:30:07
RT @jedweeks: Here's a crashed car sitting in the middle of a future restaurant space on Harford Road in Baltimore, a city that is going to…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-01 20:28:58
@marcoarment @dhh I use a mechanical keyboard 95% of the time so when I use the built-in laptop keyboard every three weeks I get to re-discover which keys got crumbs under them from traveling in my bag back and forth to the office. I probably wouldn't notice a defect for months if not more.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-04-01 20:34:37
My timeline is 50% retweets of Sun reporters and 50% hot takes -- 100% about Catherine Pugh taking a leave of absence.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-04-01 21:23:49
Someone is definitely going to build this AFD prank now and I will be there for it
https://t.co/rGKzgoDbWy
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 14:30:34
Today I learned that using a deceptive subject line in your marketing emails is a CAN-SPAM violation.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 14:31:48
RT @MikeWiseguy: True story: Cavs cheerleader came up to me during ‘96 Knicks game. Said, “Are you Mike Wise from The NY Times? OMG, I read…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 14:45:28
This dance remix has AFSK data burst tones inside it and it immediately gives me a feeling of impending doom.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 14:46:13
Does anyone have minimodem installed and can tell me what these bursts actually say?
https://t.co/HGaD9BcA2V
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 14:49:56
RT @bmoreconnected: The people of this city and of this state need the tools to end political careers and hold people accountable without s…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 16:08:33
At 7am gave my 3-year-old son a 20-sided die to practice his numbers and it did not leave his hand all morning. What have I done?
- Favorites: 10, Retweets: 0
2019-04-02 22:05:19
This guy has seen better days.
https://t.co/kAy6BZn6XJ
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-03 14:12:38
RT @Miller192: @RectorSun Now what?! If you tell me that Pugh sold thousands of books to the Maryland School for the Blind, I'm done.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-04 16:38:00
RT @KimberlyWriter: So who’s gonna start pitching casting ideas for the 6-part HBO mini-series on the Baltimore/#HealthyHolly corruption sa…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-06 14:47:35
Found on the beach along the Elk River. Any idea what this rock is called or made of?
https://t.co/fdSVYSQLNx
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2019-04-07 23:04:26
RT @VanessaWBAL: MEASLES CASE CONFIRMED IN BALTIMORE COUNTY
According to the Maryland Department of Health, anyone who visited 4000 Old C…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-08 13:25:20
@nedwards Preach
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-08 13:30:48
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Today, the entire membership of the City Council calls on Mayor Pugh to resign. It is beyond thinkable that she should…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-09 14:40:21
Does anyone else have trouble with Bluetooth headphones on iPhone where the lowest volume for music is still too loud? How can I fix it?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-09 18:00:22
RT @Eugene_Scott: @JordanUhl @tedlieu Mood.
https://t.co/6J5auaa5p2
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-10 20:50:12
The USB port in my car got pushed down into the center console but thanks to @bcplinfo I now know how to fix it up in a few minutes without breaking anything.
https://t.co/e0D4ZugkMY
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-10 21:56:19
Today I can basically use my phone call history to fill out my timesheet. It is the worst sort of day.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-04-11 14:01:34
@jessfraz I thought the "sync three times" was Unix folklore?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 1
2019-04-11 14:09:41
Testing in prod on @PeapodDelivers, a play in three parts:
https://t.co/iLoijJVvlB
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-04-11 15:14:53
Julian Assange arrest memes give me life.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-04-14 23:37:46
Tornado warning for northern Baltimore County. The only audio alert that can’t be deactivated on my Midland weather radio.
https://t.co/IIjAoNb5uA
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-15 14:18:30
Olszewski includes 2% COLA over raise for county teachers, support roles and proposal for increase in schools which offer free breakfast, and reduction for tech devices at K-2 grade 1:5 ratio. Replace more expensive laptops with less expensive Chromebooks.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-15 14:50:29
First Baltimore County income tax increase in 30 years and I'm totally OK with it. In fact, increase it more and stop with this silly cell phone tax stuff.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-15 15:47:23
@MasonRoundtable What is the link to the article about stoicism in software development discussed in episode 245?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-15 16:46:19
I just upgraded from Windows 7 to 10 and now a solution that used to open in Visual Studio 2015 in a few seconds talks almost half a minute.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-15 16:52:07
@roscada It's ironic that the reason I upgraded last week is because the Windows 7 patch that fought with Sophos forced my hand.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-15 21:20:57
RT @goldengateblond: “It doesn’t matter who you vote for I mean Trump and Hillary are basically the same person”
https://t.co/biwlN4RPCy
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-16 20:24:38
Someone on the Internet is going to spoil Endgame for me. I just need to come to terms with this now for when it happens.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-17 00:54:27
@kylejbritt Blocked.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-17 14:22:52
This morning I asked my daughter what she thought we paid every month for Netflix. She said "One hundred dollars."
And that, my friends, is the definition of consumer surplus.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 1
2019-04-17 20:26:08
@rusignola She says one hundred dollars.
https://t.co/kHpVlDDmuG
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-19 13:10:34
RT @RectorSun: Re their ongoing refusal to release Mondawmin footage, @mtamaryland claimed again this week, in response to my latest MPIA,…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-22 10:44:55
RT @Strandjunker: Still no answer to this question: Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-23 18:00:24
RT @baltsunguild: For too long @baltimoresun has been effectively cutting our pay and refusing to reward us for great work. As we prepare t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-23 18:32:50
RT @funder: “He doesn’t have to say ‘go lie for me,’ for it to be a crime. You don’t have to say ‘let’s obstruct justice’ for it to be a cr…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-24 12:58:46
@CarolSOtt Are these people all using Outlook blind carbon copy? Any reasonable email service provider will remove bounces with zero effort.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-24 13:07:39
@CarolSOtt The subscriber count numbers?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-24 15:06:10
POTUS is having a legit meltdown right now.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-24 15:08:13
@kendallmiller Yes but also 😱
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-24 19:44:29
Everything I know about optimizing for metrics and disdain of QA folks “blowing schedules” by following the rules tracks with this @nytimes story.
https://t.co/BO2NM8u91q
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-25 01:32:48
@Bmore_history 5G cell phone tower?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-25 01:35:52
@Bmore_history They're all over the city. Probably some are just 4G or LTE but its building out the network for higher bandwidth capacity. They need to be lower to the ground and more of them.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-04-25 01:38:35
Nice chat over ham radio this evening with a guy in Boa Vista, Brazil. Shortwave bands (40m) are good and not too noisy this evening and I was trying to work a station in Canada, but my family is whining about not being able to hear the characters on the TV. 😐
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-04-25 14:28:40
International. News.
https://t.co/NQkzJoBJg6
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-04-26 14:03:22
I have seen the future and it is bleak.
https://t.co/VDO3EBfum5
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-26 14:04:09
RT @LauraMLippman: Oh like your hometown hasn't had multiple mayors whose homes have been raided by the FBI.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-27 11:06:37
RT @dhh: ”Approximately 300 employees turned over in Baltimore related to productivity in this timeframe,” an Amazon spokesperson said. Thi…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-04-29 01:18:23
This podcast speaks to my exact demographic. If you understand this episode you understand me as both a consumer and a human being.
https://t.co/kIZI9Z9gHd
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-04-30 11:51:21
@dotMudge Prevent employee fraud by cross training everybody and forcing people to take vacations so that someone else does their entire job for a week.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-04-30 22:56:10
@tadmaster Team Tads Callin
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
May
2019-05-01 11:42:59
RT @ChrisVanHollen: On April 20th, I asked Barr, “Did Bob Mueller support your conclusion?” His answer was, “I don’t know whether Mueller s…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-05-02 18:11:07
RT @BaltCoPolice: #BCoPD activity/heavy response in 3000 block of Linwood Avenue. Area roads will be closed; Old Harford/Taylor closed. Med…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-05-02 18:11:09
RT @MDSHA: ALERT - Baltimore Co. Police Activity closes MD 147 (Harford Road) between Putty Hill Ave. and Taylor Ave. #mdtraffic #mdotnews…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-05-02 18:11:11
RT @SkylerHenry: Just talked to @BaltCoPolice. Confirmed heavy police presence in 3000 block of Linwood Avenue in #Parkville. Hearing an of…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-05-02 18:15:11
Is the Harford Road incident a shooting? Sounds like a county ambo is headed to Shock Trauma with a female shooting victim but I'm not sure if its related. #scanner
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-05-02 18:16:18
RT @BaltCoPolice: #LinwoodAve incident is in reference to an officer-involved shooting. PIO is en route. Media please respond to staging ar…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-05-02 18:19:42
Ambo conversation with Shock Trauma over the scanner seems to indicate the female shooting victim is doing OK, with shrapnel and exit wounds. #scanner #LinwoodAve
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2019-05-02 18:20:51
@wingram985 Got it. Scanner is super busy but gives me a good idea of what's going on.
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2019-05-02 18:41:09
RT @AbbyIsaacsNews: HUGE police presence in Parkville for officer-involved shooting. Harford Road closed at Taylor Avenue. @WMAR2News
https…
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2019-05-03 12:26:58
This morning at preschool drop-off I learned I’m now an old fogey that can’t tell Minecraft from Roblox. Give me strength.
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2019-05-03 12:35:54
RT @ErinatThePost: My friends at the Baltimore Sun have put on an awe-worthy display of accountability journalism the past six weeks, pulli…
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2019-05-03 12:36:47
@pwgphoto What are the actual chances?
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2019-05-03 20:02:14
@Spicxer Yeah mine
https://t.co/iXfz8ns2PPlisten in any time
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2019-05-06 22:22:09
I have just the right combination of code and trance music going that it feels like Morpheus is going to Fedex me a phone any second now.
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2019-05-08 14:49:19
@CarolSOtt At the end of every conference call you should be able to rate every other participant on a global reputation ledger.
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2019-05-09 10:22:11
RT @reproutopia: Move over Jordan Peterson this veterinary handbook contains the real rules for life
https://t.co/CQ4orStvsH
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2019-05-09 16:05:49
"Do NOT drink from the kitchen water either refrigerator or sink until further notice. Tests were ran on the water and there are mysterious objects coming through the pipe." 🤮🤮🤮
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2019-05-09 16:06:39
Two guesses where I've been filling my water glasses and the carafe for the coffee machine?
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2019-05-13 14:10:43
Telecom taxes are regressive. If we need the revenue, raise the property tax.
https://t.co/at8DqqUZXW@BaltCoExec @david_s_marks
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2019-05-14 12:03:06
@CarolSOtt @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @bosconet @jjthomas Ransomware is no different than any other disaster recovery scenario. If a tornado destroyed your servers you couldn’t pay it $75k to get your data back. You restore from the last copy of your offsite backup. That they can’t do that means they weren’t prepared for anything.
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2019-05-14 12:22:22
@CarolSOtt @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jjthomas I’m sure. A friend of mine who worked there years ago said it was a toxic environment and asking for stuff like that would get you pushed out.
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2019-05-14 12:32:02
@CarolSOtt @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jjthomas They target everyone without distinction, then come up with their prices when they realize who they exploited. I’ve heard stories of old ladies writing a sad email to the hackers and getting their key for free. They are human too.
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2019-05-14 12:41:57
@CarolSOtt @jjthomas @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner There are a ton of vectors to get ransomware into a network but that’s the basic gist. Email, malicious USB drive, unpatched web server, city laptop on public WiFi network gets infected and comes back, targeted attack, insider attack, you name it...
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2019-05-14 12:48:14
@CarolSOtt @jjthomas @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner On an older unpatched Windows laptop there are probably a half dozen services listening for stuff like printers and file shares. Anyone else on the network with you could have a scanning tool on their computer to detect and exploit them, then run the crypto locker on a delay.
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2019-05-14 13:26:21
@CarolSOtt @jjthomas @thepacketrat @BaltimoreBrew @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner I read an MOIT job posting a few weeks ago and got chills from the antiquated skill set they were looking for. I’ll see if it’s still up...
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2019-05-14 13:32:08
@paulmgardner @CarolSOtt @jjthomas @thepacketrat @BaltimoreBrew @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies Ransomware kits are so packaged and automated these days that it’s basically the “zero effort” end of the hacking spectrum. Doesn’t make the traffic light scenario impossible, just requires someone who has significant resources to expend just to create chaos.
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2019-05-14 13:46:02
@jjthomas @paulmgardner @CarolSOtt @thepacketrat @BaltimoreBrew @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies The smarter and more connected SCADA gets, the blurrier the distinction is. How many OT systems are becoming an old Linux kernel and some RAM connected to a sensor/control bank?
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2019-05-14 15:41:02
@_dismantl @jjthomas @thepacketrat @BaltimoreBrew @CarolSOtt @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner Wouldn’t paying just leave them with a definitely compromised restore?
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2019-05-14 16:52:16
RT @nowthisnews: ‘You don’t know my name, so how can you tell me I have an open warrant?’ — This officer tried to arrest a Black father in…
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2019-05-14 17:35:24
@jjthomas @BaltimoreBrew @CarolSOtt @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @packetrat @thepacketrat Time to up your mobile keyboard game.
https://t.co/tP2Fe5szTy
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2019-05-14 18:07:27
@thepacketrat @_dismantl @jjthomas @BaltimoreBrew @CarolSOtt @bosconet @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner What would you say the half life of a security audit is?
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2019-05-14 18:44:19
@bosconet @_dismantl @CarolSOtt @jjthomas @thepacketrat @BaltimoreBrew @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner This is the correct answer.
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2019-05-15 00:03:03
@CarolSOtt @bosconet @clippersncrows @jjthomas @thepacketrat @_dismantl @BaltimoreBrew @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jemillerwbal I think we already disproved that on Twitter.
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2019-05-15 13:09:36
RT @jeffstone500: This is bonkers. There's been a hush-hush idea that meeting ransomware demands could violate U.S. sanctions. Now, @propub…
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2019-05-15 13:47:51
@jbblawmd @clippersncrows @CarolSOtt @gothaggis @bosconet @Chrissyma @jjthomas @thepacketrat @_dismantl @BaltimoreBrew @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jemillerwbal @InfoSecHotSpot Also you have to deeply understand the operation of the minds of a criminal, an idiot, a rube, and someone who just wants to watch the world burn.
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2019-05-15 13:51:17
@jbblawmd @clippersncrows @CarolSOtt @gothaggis @bosconet @Chrissyma @jjthomas @thepacketrat @_dismantl @BaltimoreBrew @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jemillerwbal @InfoSecHotSpot I know, I was in full agreement that they are basically the same job, except IT can sometimes require fewer people skills.
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2019-05-15 15:21:16
@bosconet @Chrissyma @clippersncrows @jjthomas @thepacketrat @_dismantl @BaltimoreBrew @CarolSOtt @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jemillerwbal @InfoSecHotSpot The account is (at) robihkjn in case anyone is curious.
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2019-05-15 15:26:07
@thepacketrat @_dismantl @jbblawmd @clippersncrows @CarolSOtt @gothaggis @bosconet @Chrissyma @jjthomas @BaltimoreBrew @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jemillerwbal @InfoSecHotSpot @eric_hontz Subpoenas are one.
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2019-05-15 15:59:56
@thepacketrat @_dismantl @jbblawmd @clippersncrows @CarolSOtt @gothaggis @bosconet @Chrissyma @jjthomas @BaltimoreBrew @sevensixfive @ndennies @paulmgardner @jemillerwbal @InfoSecHotSpot @eric_hontz Sure, but that's assuming the incentive of the city is to be good at discovery. Not to mention adding a third party to the process who has every incentive to promptly follow the instructions of a court.
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2019-05-15 17:03:53
RT @MontgomerySue: I knit in city council because it helps me concentrate. Tonight I decided to knit in red when men spoke; green for women…
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2019-05-16 13:23:34
I've shifted my shiniest programming books to the shelf right inside my cone of visibility
https://t.co/iry72K1QiE
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2019-05-16 21:42:31
Last night 15 of my lodge brothers took time out of their evening to come support me in my ritual work. Four others emailed or texted their regrets. When I joined Freemasonry six years ago I never imagined how many faithful friendships I would form along the way. 🎩
https://t.co/2jLY0vLV1V
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2019-05-17 00:05:00
“Do they call them Wisdom teeth because they come from God?”
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2019-05-17 12:18:16
@rjwalshe I wish I could get my kids out the door before 7:50 and join you one day.
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2019-05-17 15:31:04
Awareness of 工作制 (996) finally trending in the U.S. It's been trending in international tech circles for a few months now. Some will take it as a warning of the excesses of late-stage capitalism. Some will take it as instructions to increase shareholder value.
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2019-05-17 15:35:07
@ke9v Thanks for posting all the @hamvention pics, makes me feel like I'm there.
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2019-05-17 15:40:26
@CarolSOtt @citythatbreeds The first link was the symptom, the second one was the cause.
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2019-05-17 17:55:23
@Uniblob @jemillerwbal Better OPSEC
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2019-05-17 20:33:35
@jemillerwbal Looking forward to the MPIA requests to every department for the account names and contents of these "temporary" email accounts.
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2019-05-18 12:07:30
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”
Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh.…
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2019-05-18 12:15:42
@ElectRyanDorsey Let me know when this campaign tee shirt is printed.
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2019-05-18 18:14:10
I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.
https://t.co/usVhhN7cuI
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2019-05-18 21:36:44
@robsummer I sure hope so.
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2019-05-19 00:57:41
@ChrisMonty @Spicxer Right now it’s any active channel on the county P25 but sometimes it’s all precincts dispatch plus fire ABC
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2019-05-22 14:47:32
@eatourpeas MPIA all the Gmails
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2019-05-22 14:48:35
@Popehat @jbarro When does the episode drop?
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2019-05-22 18:02:16
@caseyliss All my contacts instantly aged a decade
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2019-05-22 18:16:04
Breaking: Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin announces plan to put image of Harriet Tubman on newly designed $12 bill, calls it a "fair compromise."
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2019-05-22 20:15:01
The most infuriating combo is reading a thread on someone's protected tweets which include a reply from someone who has me blocked.
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2019-05-23 02:06:21
This whole story is so compelling. How can people listen to something like this and have any doubt about shady dealings?
https://t.co/ibOIz8t4P3
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2019-05-23 17:05:04
Mashed potatoes out of the microwave are basically napalm.
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2019-05-23 17:06:43
@Spicxer Wait until someone drops some knotweed compost back there. Terrible stuff.
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2019-05-23 17:09:18
RT @m4rkmc: Samsung researchers have released a model that can generate faces in new poses from just a single image/frame (for each of face…
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2019-05-23 19:44:35
Just got a text saying “I think it’s time to mow the lawn.” Then this:
https://t.co/Bx1ezXHp79
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2019-05-23 19:54:53
Did a tornado warning for College Park trigger all UMS campuses?
https://t.co/b0V3yWvrkI
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2019-05-23 19:56:46
RT @MelserWBAL: Tornado Alert Siren going off on campus of @umbc advising to seek shelter immediately. #wbal
https://t.co/uUJgXZyZHT
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2019-05-23 23:42:57
@iduncan I had a hunch there was more to the story.
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2019-05-26 15:27:28
@north_of_north Omg did they dike cut the metal in the hood for this atrocity? At first glance I thought it was all drywall in the picture. You can’t run electric through a jagged metal cut like that. They owe you a brand new hood cover.
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2019-05-26 22:17:08
@rjwalshe Doesn’t take much 🔥 to melt a ❄️
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2019-05-26 22:18:17
@rjwalshe Maybe if they got out and biked more
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2019-05-27 21:33:02
RT @computerfact: cd - change directory dc - a fucking calculator somehow
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2019-05-30 16:38:10
@thepacketrat “All the gmails”
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2019-05-31 18:09:27
Spent the last 45 minutes trying to understand normal backwardation and contango and there must be some underlying concept I’m missing. Anyone know a good tutorial that doesn’t assume you know the basics of futures markets?
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June
2019-06-03 19:10:24
Oh hell, my cell number just got used as the caller-ID "source" for some scam calls to the same area code and exchange. Lots of confused folks calling me back asking why I called them. If you need me, text or email while my phone is on "do not disturb" for a week.
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2019-06-03 22:06:31
What has two thumbs and is the new PTA treasurer at his daughters elementary school? 👍👍
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2019-06-04 13:34:26
@thepacketrat Exactly why "Disable all vibration" is under Accessibility menu on the iPhone. Once you do it, it takes about 2-3 weeks for the phantoms to go away.
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2019-06-04 15:14:32
Heads up @GoDaddyHelp, SSL common name issue on your site
https://t.co/Y0ddX4jdya
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2019-06-05 19:12:53
The car at the end of this video literally turned left into a traffic circle
https://t.co/h1wPWO8nY5
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2019-06-05 19:23:51
RT @FoxForceFlacco: @vees @jedweeks LOL
https://t.co/t2nMwJzFe2
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2019-06-05 20:21:12
@chillybin777 Be sure to make eye contact in every imaginable direction a car could be coming from
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2019-06-05 21:08:55
@CarolSOtt @ElectRyanDorsey @TourDemParksHon Gotta give the IT dept a break. Blindly accepting an email from a higher up is how hackers convince someone in the finance department that the CEO wants all W2 forms sent to russian-hacker@aol.com. In person verification should be consistent across all employees.
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2019-06-06 12:19:43
@ralban @bittner The newer pumps at Carroll Fuel too
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2019-06-06 21:32:40
@CarolSOtt Thanks Ms. Ott!
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2019-06-07 17:02:28
@elipousson Nice to run into you again. Let me know if you have any good notes from after 12:50
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2019-06-08 15:29:50
Does anyone know what this part is called or how to safely remove it? I'm going through the van battery replacement instructions on
https://t.co/a8MXzncBFgand they don't mention anything about it, but its in my way.https://t.co/K8H1DPFB61
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2019-06-08 16:10:48
@jasoninprogress Thanks! First video about jump starting the van called it an "air box" which was enough to get to the next video that showed a guy taking out the plastic rivets with a small screwdriver and gently pulling it out of place to access the battery assembly. I should be good to go!
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2019-06-08 22:18:00
@MasterOfGum Idk the battery is located under a big air intake with no clear instructions on how it should be removed. I didn’t know if I was going to snap those plastic rivets if I pulled them up with a screwdriver so I asked the internet for help first.
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2019-06-10 12:04:39
State highway administration is changing the shoulder lane of Perring parkway southbound north of Joppa into a second travel lane
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2019-06-10 18:57:39
MD SHA says starting June 18 the shoulder on southbound Perring Parkway north of Satyr Hill will be converted to a travel lane. Traffic from Satyr Hill Rd onto Perring Parkway will be "Right Turn Only" both directions. If this improves peak traffic flow, it’ll be made permanent.
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2019-06-10 21:45:38
@SkolVikes58 The lane on Perring Parkway will be both right turn and straight through. It’s only the drivers coming from Satyr Hill onto Perring Parkway that will be limited to a right turn
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2019-06-10 21:47:13
@jasoninprogress I do anyway. Most mornings it’s easier to pick up Joppa Road from Waltham Woods and hang left to Perring.
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2019-06-10 22:55:47
@SkolVikes58 No. You’ll be forced to turn right on Perring (can’t cross or go north). Then you can go straight onto 695.
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2019-06-10 23:58:50
@MDAppeal @BmoreBirroteca I’d love to read the rest.
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2019-06-11 13:14:30
RT @aliterative: Freelancing is great because you’re your own boss, so you have to stare directly into the fact that you’re both a terrible…
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2019-06-15 14:28:56
At Mid-Atlantic Esotericon for a day of Masonic education. Follow along with my notes all day
https://t.co/rYlsH3Q2o9https://t.co/KNYryNo8ek
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2019-06-16 22:02:34
Glad we bought that no questions asked warranty
https://t.co/6WogWQFn3M
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2019-06-17 23:17:25
After 5 years I finally lost my EDC flashlight in a hotel room for good. Bought a new $15 one. Holy crap flashlights have come a long way!
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-06-17 23:32:04
Got a LUMINTOP TOOL AA 2.0 which can empty a AA battery in 22 min on high mode or work as a reading light for 20 days straight
https://t.co/nTyeRTQgVv
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2019-06-17 23:37:43
And apparently there are these lithium ion batteries called 14500s the same size as AA that put out double the voltage and double the brightness of this 3 inch flashlight that can already light up my whole yard.
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2019-06-18 18:41:15
This is an ad I got just a few minutes ago. Apparently some algorithm thinks I'm interested in battlefield spectrum operations. Interests: gardening, scrapbooking, electromagnetic dominance. 😐
https://t.co/is6vPV2ECQ
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2019-06-19 16:37:06
@mistersql Smarter LVM config defaults?
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2019-06-19 17:35:50
@kendallmiller reflog reflog reflog
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2019-06-21 15:27:25
Baltimore: Is there a good local place to get 3.7v Li-Ion 14500 batteries?
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2019-06-21 21:39:14
It's just flashlight batteries, I swear!
https://t.co/94LIsrYGBX
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2019-06-22 00:04:48
@gfitzp Spy idea: a numbers station but the one-time pad is different cuts of meat.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-06-24 12:42:15
@rjwalshe You’d miss the onboard SATA
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2019-06-25 13:57:05
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: RE: Harford Rd project in Hamilton:
Despite week after week of assurances, and having had 15 months to prepare to de…
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2019-06-28 12:48:55
RT @dfwagoner: A 30 pound scooter going 15 mph is “zooming” but a 4,000 pound car going 25 mph is “driving slowly”.
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2019-06-28 19:04:42
RT @RVAwonk: #BREAKING: White supremacist terrorist James Fields Jr, who killed Heather Heyer and injured more than two dozen others when h…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
July
2019-07-01 16:31:51
@marcoarment Thanks for posting these to remind people what the path to a great app really looks like.
https://t.co/6NKvfQqTST
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2019-07-02 00:18:40
Some factory in China finally got knock off AirPods to a $15 retail price point and every distributor who bought a few pallets and put their brand name on it wants to sell me a pair in Instagram ads.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-07-02 00:23:15
RT @AOC: This was in fact the type of toilet we saw in the cell.
Except there was just one, and the sink portion was not functioning - @Ay…
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2019-07-02 12:41:01
Lots of county and state police as well as fire apparatus behind the Perring Plaza shopping center at Perring Parkway at Joppa Road this morning
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2019-07-02 13:24:38
@jbblawmd Could be but I’m digging in for more info anyway.
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2019-07-02 13:39:48
RT @AdavNoti: In a court filing, Ted Cruz says the rule that he can withdraw only $250,000 from his campaign is like telling “Rosa Parks [t…
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2019-07-02 18:27:46
https://t.co/N1sR8JRUxW
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2019-07-03 21:57:24
RT @ZoeTillman: NOW: One day after both DOJ and Commerce Sec. Wilbur Ross said there would be no citizenship question on the 2020 Census, a…
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2019-07-03 22:39:39
@ElectRyanDorsey Sigh, that footnote.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-07-03 22:59:13
RT @ZoeTillman: Yesterday, a DOJ lawyer told a judge the citizenship Q would not be on the form. Today, he said Trump's tweet was the first…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-07-04 00:20:28
Anyway, happy Wednesday.
https://t.co/kv6nP4tHeR
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2019-07-04 16:28:49
My favorite part of the Towson 4th of July parade was Impeachment Row.
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2019-07-05 16:19:20
Looks like it'll be $406.46 to replace a $77 igniter in my wall oven, because you have to remove the oven to replace the part. I just got a $329 incentive to try to fix it again myself.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-07-05 21:08:03
@rjwalshe @HamiltonTavern Is this an invitation?
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2019-07-08 22:03:30
Desert Storm
https://t.co/bwB71g9Q5l
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2019-07-08 22:08:32
Actually this is not true. My first media memory is the Challenger explosion but Desert Storm is the first major story I actually followed persistently.
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2019-07-09 00:40:03
@jongaynor I have memories of it being played live on at least one of the TVs that were usually connected to the TRS-80s but no way my memory of it is totally reliable.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-07-09 14:33:29
My commute-time podcast this morning: @ftrain and @richziade poking fun at "Digital Transformations." My work inbox this morning: "Please fill out attached form Cloud Transformation Maturity Questionnaire.xlsx ASAP."
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2019-07-09 14:34:30
RT @TimesPictures: I won't deal with British ambassador, says Trump #tomorrowspaperstoday
https://t.co/nDg3oYuoBN
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2019-07-09 19:19:59
The Sun got a picture of it 😘
https://t.co/nsQgP7pWSn
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2019-07-09 23:49:22
Our 3 year old son just ran into the living room to tell us his new address. It’s “421 Log”
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2019-07-10 13:36:58
@ElectRyanDorsey Awesome choice!
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2019-07-10 16:28:40
✅ biked to work ✅ at Function coworking ✅ via Dorsey Speedway ✅ Zekes for lunch
https://t.co/LWdhtJcCB3
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2019-07-10 16:32:20
@kendallmiller Says Jarvis
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2019-07-10 16:43:58
Oh man how could I forget ✅ buzzed by Blue Spark
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2019-07-10 17:43:23
@rjwalshe New Poker II. If I had to do it again today I’d get the Vortex Tab 75.
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2019-07-10 19:59:27
@Bmore_history That looks like a (fake) NYPD Detective badge.
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2019-07-10 23:13:06
Damn I got some good exercise today.
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2019-07-10 23:14:30
@eric_hontz Sam and Dean thought it was in Ilchester. Nah, fam.
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2019-07-11 12:01:56
Unexpected subject line this morning: “Latest on downtown hole, weather”
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2019-07-11 18:00:10
Lately I've had many dreams where I'm playing in a water park or a pool or the ocean and realize that my phone has been in my pocket the whole time. At this point my brain decides dream-me has only been in shallow water or <3 minutes and my phone is fine. What does it mean?
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2019-07-12 00:07:00
On the plus side, I validated the “restore JIRA instance from full backup” bullet point of our disaster recovery plan today.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-07-12 16:54:20
There's some client-specific jargon I've internalized so much that I'm repeatedly shocked when it's not in the spell-check dictionary on someone else's computer.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-07-15 14:09:59
RT @CarolSOtt: Hi friends, this is your reminder that Baltimore City has an actual neo-Nazi working for our city's Department of Public Wor…
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2019-07-15 14:15:44
Don't doubt the efficacy of @ElectRyanDorsey's communication and transportation advocacy. Two tweets from him on Wednesday convinced me to bike in 5.5 miles from the county along Harford Road, spend $71 at three locally-owned Lauraville shops, and bike home.
- Favorites: 54, Retweets: 6
2019-07-15 18:06:29
Went down a cobblestone path on a Bird scooter and I feel like I rattled my left eyeball out of its socket.
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2019-07-15 20:10:46
This @olightworld marketing spend is no joke. A few weeks ago I didn't know anything about the company and one free flashlight later they're every banner ad and YouTube preload ad I've seen all day.
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2019-07-15 20:14:18
RT @jabinbotsford: @realDonaldTrump notes today on @AOC and @IlhanMN flipped and rotated #for your viewing pleasure.
https://t.co/42sdbsRivQ
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2019-07-15 23:30:04
Donald Trump is a racist.
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2019-07-16 13:37:14
@BaltoSpectator @Bmore_history
https://t.co/LnxqCB4I9G
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2019-07-16 16:27:19
@CarolSOtt I marked up contracts a bunch during our wedding planning. A lot of the smaller vendors used boilerplate that I didn’t agree with and once I raised objections they realized they didn’t agree with it either. Some held firm. We picked different vendors then.
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2019-07-16 16:34:51
@CarolSOtt The only exception was the artificial flower vendor. Her contract was terribly written but she was not willing to make any of the changes I requested. My wife really liked her product, it was too niche for competition, and the stakes were too low to argue about it. Signed as is.
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2019-07-16 16:39:17
@CarolSOtt Agreed. I think the lawyer folks will tell you if you're substantially involved in writing the contract you don't get the benefit of having ambiguous wording work in your favor if it goes to court/arbitration.
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2019-07-16 16:42:31
@CarolSOtt The assumption they'd accept it is the only flaw in what they're doing. Marking up a contract draft is just a more formal way of negotiating for services and payment. Unless the only thing you care about is price, every word of a contract is up for negotiation.
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2019-07-16 17:03:45
Spotted google street view car on East Pratt just now.
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2019-07-16 19:20:15
@CarolSOtt @daveforbmore Sure you can change things on a lease! If you agree verbally about a pet and the lease says no pets, you would need to mark up whatever printout the landlord brought to the table or tell them to go back and do it again.
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2019-07-16 19:57:43
@CarolSOtt @daveforbmore It sounds like the moral of your story is not so much “don’t mark up written contracts” as it is “don’t be a presumptuous ass at the tail end of a contract negotiation.”
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2019-07-16 21:14:32
RT @nick_ramsey: ... from the @useeoc website.
https://t.co/fWsyYLRx1A
ht @politicalwire https://t.co/Pj8lzSRDNV
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2019-07-16 21:22:12
@CarolSOtt @daveforbmore I honestly don't understand that mindset. Of course everything's negotiable, especially in renting and real estate. Large car dealerships have "standard contracts" too but you'd be surprised what they're willing to cross out when you're ready to walk away from a sale.
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2019-07-17 16:08:29
What's with all these Baltimore City employees cosplaying police?
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2019-07-17 21:39:49
RT @BrianKarem: My question: Have you ever been to a social function with Jeff Epstein and underage girls. He pointed at the sky, said it w…
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2019-07-18 00:47:54
My new flashlight that @OlightWorld was literally giving away last week is impossibly tiny and puts out ten times the light of anything I carried Even ten years ago. I can’t get over how far light tech has come just in my lifetime.
https://t.co/P3GR0AZSl2
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2019-07-18 02:29:00
@jbblawmd @OlightWorld Only if you used it as the projectile in a very powerful slingshot
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2019-07-18 14:50:57
@phil_g This is a pretty new law too. Before that we just assumed it was common sense?
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2019-07-18 19:24:22
@CarolSOtt @justin_fenton Looks like @christinezhang Has done some breakdowns on this, not sure answering exactly that question, but several like it
https://t.co/MHrT1X5PzK
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2019-07-18 19:25:42
@CarolSOtt @jspath55 @markstanleyjr @KevinACross @roscada @bosconet Most of county water/sewer fees are on the bi-annual property tax bill.
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2019-07-18 19:27:59
@CarolSOtt @jspath55 @markstanleyjr @KevinACross @roscada @bosconet
https://t.co/2RZZjfOK7t
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2019-07-18 19:30:49
@CarolSOtt @jspath55 @markstanleyjr @KevinACross @roscada @bosconet Since its part of my property tax bill it gets paid monthly through mortgage escrow, so its not like its an annual surprise.
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2019-07-18 19:33:11
@jspath55 @CarolSOtt @markstanleyjr @KevinACross @roscada @bosconet Looks like it means that your property was built or subdivided less than 40 years ago since its a 40 year charge after new construction.
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2019-07-19 15:20:42
RT @KevinMKruse: “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, i…
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2019-07-19 19:19:26
Exhibit 335 that we are living in the worst dystopian cyberpunk future: Oxygen in a bottle at your local pharmacy so you can survive the climate change heat wave
https://t.co/pfCL4HW2HQ
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2019-07-19 19:37:07
RT @EMcLeod_BFB: In Nov. 2017, Baltimore Comptroller Joan Pratt voted as a member of the city's spending board to approve the sale of 15 pr…
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2019-07-19 19:41:04
@jbblawmd Weird, I got a motorcycle one a few hours ago as well.
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2019-07-19 20:17:50
@jbblawmd Several. I think there was a Vespa tucked in the back corner. I did not click it. Captcha accepted.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-07-19 20:40:36
RT @IcelandicEcon: The glacier "Ok" used to be a glacier but lost its status as such in 2014 when it had shrunk too much. This is a brand n…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-07-24 14:21:55
Playing with my high output LED flashlight in the woods.
https://t.co/7jtd0GuxHJ
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2019-07-29 17:36:19
Nobody:
Waze: To add two minutes to your commute, please drive off this overpass onto the train tracks. https://t.co/HwAlmbLJkw
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2019-07-29 20:29:22
RT @alexanderchee: Police officers “grabbed his jaw to force his head in front of his iPhone. They slapped his face. They shouted, “Wake up…
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2019-07-30 18:19:00
Current favorite 60% keyboard shortcuts: Fn-t ->
[end][end](Markdown strikeout) Fn-e -> email address Fn-u -> login username Fn-Tab -> Control-\ (open 1Password) Caps Lock -> F5 \ -> Delete
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2019-07-30 18:21:44
@kenshirriff @whitequark And $70 in 1970 dollars is $372 inflation adjusted.
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2019-07-30 18:56:02
Baltimore: Where can I source a GE WB2X9154 oven igniter locally? I've tried to have two of them delivered to my house from online retailers and both have arrived shattered and unusable.
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2019-07-30 19:30:42
@CarolSOtt @PartSelect PartSelect is where I was ordering from.
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2019-07-30 20:30:05
@benpocalypse @CarolSOtt @PartSelect Thanks for the tip. I'm on the fence whether to try another home delivery or not. Landers wanted $300+ to install but if there's an option to just buy the part from them I might call back and ask for that.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-07-31 20:52:14
Now you can add emoji reactions to individual comments in JIRA Software because why the hell not?
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2019-07-31 21:40:54
@timothylord I'd rather have a well-reasoned response to my comments than the cascade of poop emojis that my team will inevitably heap on me when I'm wrong.
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2019-07-31 22:19:53
Baltimore vs. Spider Man
https://t.co/LQT3BSrpEb
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August
2019-08-01 11:12:32
Took me 36 minutes to get through Concourse A checkpoint at BWI this morning. The whole time the board said the wait was 8-12 minutes. LIES 😡
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2019-08-01 14:08:24
Hello Boston I am in you.
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2019-08-02 22:30:18
Just pulled my middle finger tendon trying to take off a sock. Currently sitting on the couch with an ice pack on my hand. This is 39.9.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-02 23:36:03
RT @tobypinder: @munin The idea that regulators are pushing people towards the "free credit monitoring", a product of negligible value they…
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2019-08-03 00:53:29
Sometime when we’re playing I just sit and admire the level of detail that goes into the plastic molding of my son’s 1:64 scale toy cars. Steering wheels, gear shifters, and even tiny little cup holders. And we have boxes and bags full of these things just laying around.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-04 19:42:15
@CarolSOtt I did a full day of lawn care with a weed trimmer under my left arm. The next day I had arm and chest pain symptoms so close to a heart attack I left work to get an EEG.
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2019-08-04 19:51:06
RT @AngryBlackLady: SHOOTER: I was inspired by trump.
MEDIA: what could have caused this?
SHOOTER: look at this cool photo of the word “…
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2019-08-05 01:03:51
Jupiter is especially bright this evening.
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2019-08-06 14:23:45
RT @baltsunguild: 🚨🚨We've just begun contract negotiations w/ @tribpub seeking fair wages for @baltimoresun employees, many of whom have ta…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-07 17:23:39
You're never truly gone until the last memorial card from your funeral stops being used as a hymnal bookmark.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-07 20:35:00
@abachman This is how Skynet starts.
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2019-08-07 22:42:49
@CarolSOtt You can criticize everything but the electrical and the shed roof I put on this week.
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2019-08-08 18:42:57
RT @cmcampbell6: We won't get raises and other benefits "for nothing," the HR rep said yesterday.
Nothing?? @baltimoresun journalists' rep…
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2019-08-10 15:02:29
Epstein got suicided. Some CO got their debts paid off for a promise to be inattentive for 30 minutes. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2019-08-10 17:20:35
@CarolSOtt Ah that beautiful boundary where concrete meets asphalt.
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2019-08-12 16:59:44
Can someone explain how the surface parking lot in the 300 block of E. Pratt is a profitable property? Everything else around it is built up multiple stories or left intentional open space. Feels like an anomaly.
https://t.co/k19OaCiG0H
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2019-08-12 17:12:28
@eric_hontz Thanks, that makes sense. I get the feeling that the commercial leasing market is picking up. Wonder if the owners will try again.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-12 20:25:06
Just have the police just cut out the REAL-ID star and hand it back?
https://t.co/0hORjiv7aD
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2019-08-13 13:47:18
@JonAtTheBar Windows-D / Command-H
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2019-08-13 13:58:58
If I type "Idk" into my phone the predictive suggestion is 😐 and I have never felt more seen by a computer.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-08-13 18:44:52
@timothylord @justthisguy @Foone Caps Lock is the best key to remap. Mine's F5.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-15 14:45:05
The reply to your email starts with the phrase "Answers inline." Do you feel?
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2019-08-15 15:52:25
@starets Reported for hate speech
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2019-08-16 16:55:52
@RJTHESPEAKER Besides Masonic Mystery?
https://t.co/lfZDv8W3hY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-17 11:52:58
Non-exhaustive list of broken parts of my house:
- Oven
- Central Air
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-08-18 23:37:49
Hi friends: I finished up a small project with some extras. If you want some or all of it let me know. There are 4 odd cuts of 19/32 plywood: 4x4', 4x2', 2x2' and 4'x18". There are 21 extra 3 tab Royal Sovereign shingles in Autumn Brown color.
https://t.co/HXxF5foFFB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-19 16:06:38
My electric lawn mower is super quiet and has headlights so now mowing after dark is my new favorite thing. Good evening exercise and no sunburn.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-08-19 16:51:30
Dear suburban Nextdoor neighbors: It’s not gunshots it’s fireworks. It’s always fireworks. 💥 It’s not a serial burglar in a white van it’s the Amazon delivery guy just like it was yesterday. 🚐 It’s not “Bombs without sound” it’s heat lightning. 🙀
https://t.co/VAjM6K3H2V
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2019-08-19 22:40:56
Towson University students have descended on Towson Target to consume everything remotely school supply or dorm room related. The pens and pencils aisle looks like the bread aisle in a Baltimore supermarket before a blizzard.
- Favorites: 14, Retweets: 1
2019-08-21 12:02:10
Listening to a podcast in the car with kids. Host reads a promo web address out loud. 3 year old son asks, “Daddy what’s a slash?” I was genuinely stumped how to explain verbally.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-21 13:53:46
Everybody at work covers their laptop camera with a sticky note "for privacy" but since there's nothing simple you can do about internal microphones everybody just shrugs their shoulders about the risk of every conversation within 25' of the computer being diligently recorded.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-08-21 14:04:19
@CarolSOtt @disnazzio Shriners are in town for their annual convention so they want to drive around in their tiny cars.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-08-21 14:40:53
In one week my daughter joins the graduating class of 2032.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-08-21 21:20:50
@RahneAlexander Rush hour just got shifted an hour early.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-22 19:57:40
@ErikLoomis This is why monks sang so much.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-23 15:19:16
Today the Bromo Seltzer tower is my personal desk clock.
https://t.co/quraC1Zx2o
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-08-23 15:37:17
@jbblawmd I've never thought to bring a printer with me because every major office supply store will let you mail a PDF to their web site and pick it up in the store. I don't usually have the need to print anything confidential. Always cart the laptop along, though.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-23 15:41:10
@CarolSOtt @bosconet @eric_hontz @ElectRyanDorsey @RafaelRegales @elipousson @BaltimoreDPW @leonfpinkett @bmoredhcd @bmorebill @CouncilmanETC @mayorbcyoung @CouncilPresBMS Deciding Salesforce is your platform is a little like saying your transportation platform is "wheeled chassis" or "waterproof hull" based. You're generally on the right track, but you're still pretty far away from a solution that'll get you from point A to point B.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-08-25 21:45:05
Working remotely in Woodbridge NJ and Tribeca NYC this week, hit me up if you want to get lunch.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 14:47:20
Literally my (mostly) liberal dad in 2016, as voiced by @ClareMalone. “There’s just something about Hillary Clinton’s voice I don’t like...”
https://t.co/ZZyIja0kOu
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 15:19:54
RT @carolyndunncbc: Guys, I’ve been refused entry into US. Sections 212 (a) (7) (A) (i) (I). Me going to DC is “entry into the labor” mark…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 16:13:57
A yappy dog walking down the street just barked perfectly in time with the Trance music in my headphones and now I'm worried I'm stuck in a really boring dream.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2019-08-26 16:19:14
Last call for lunch in Woodbridge NJ if anyone wants it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 17:07:15
Forgot what a “full sub” means in NJ.
https://t.co/goyKj3KxDg
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 17:13:09
RT @annalecta: FEC vice chair Matt Petersen's resignation leaving just 3 FEC commissioners effectively bars the FEC from doing anything eve…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 17:14:48
RT @LettersOfNote: George Bush Sr's dog got so fat in 1992 that he (Bush) sent this memo to all White House staff.
#InternationalDogDay ht…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 17:33:14
Baltimore County senator denies, then deletes tweet calling Rep. Ilhan Omar “illegal”
https://t.co/zjJdHRH1N1
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 19:18:20
As if the Hanover Street Bridge isn't already terrifying enough: "After arriving, workers inspected the [Hanover Street] bridge and closed it entirely in both directions after discovering several sections of missing grating."
https://t.co/ss0DnI06eg
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2019-08-26 23:28:45
@jbblawmd Take everything parenting books teach you about routine, consistency, good diet, and impulse control and throw all that shit out the window. Add a generally overpacked itinerary in stressful environments you have little to no control over and BLEND IT ALL TOGTHER. Vacations!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-26 23:38:10
@jbblawmd Trips with kids are just a messier kind of strategic, costs and benefits calculus-based work. I want a creative sabbatical at home while my kids are on a sleepover camp week.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-27 01:19:31
If this is the most flattering picture of your "drop-in co-working space" you have to offer, you need to re-think your target audience.
https://t.co/3767yPuwVJ
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-08-27 01:22:09
@wittbecky It's a full sentence.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-27 01:24:54
This place looks nicer, but with the drop-in pass seems like it would be a 30 minute drive to sit elbow to elbow on a barstool with a decent view.
https://t.co/pTSXPH2Fqn
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-27 11:32:22
@LifeOfBroome If you’re thinking of the place I showed you that week, that place is awesome. Was just trying for some more variety today.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-27 11:33:55
@wittbecky Have you thought about a few dollar coins in a coin purse?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-27 12:11:39
@bosconet These are all in and around central NJ.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 12:01:53
The spirit animal of every successful marriage is Alexis Ohanian courtside in a D.A.R.E. tee shirt.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 12:02:28
RT @imteddybless: you stop worrying about tattoos looking stupid when you realise how embarrassing all bodies are. they’re horrid. all wet…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 13:38:19
@jemaleddin Tiny keyrings and 550 cord
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 14:37:59
@jemaleddin A spool is super cheap on Amazon, they’re easy to grab and they last forever.
https://t.co/OkC6TXuoLP
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 17:29:08
@CarolSOtt Those user agents are suspicious. To me they look like poorly-configured bots, especially calling HEAD instead of GET. Very unlikely to be real human on the other side of that web request, regardless of the organization they're coming from.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 17:33:24
@CarolSOtt If they're just web scrapers, cache servers, or infected PCs then at best they cost you (fraction of fraction of a penny amounts of) money in worthless traffic than a human will never see. At worst they can be fractional participants in a DDOS attack against you.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 17:36:03
@CarolSOtt The probabilities are 99.999% the minuscule waste of money and 0.001% the DDOS thing. I'd just leave default security settings alone. I bet you a random human from either org would be able to hit those sites using a real browser on their desktop.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-28 17:40:44
@MileahKromer @PeteButtigieg @Chas10Buttigieg I've heard political commentators pronounce it different ways in the same sentence in podcasts. There's no shared reality. There is only "May-or Peet."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-29 14:36:47
RT @justin_fenton: I watched this last night when I first retweeted it of course, but man this video of last nights police shooting is wild…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-08-29 19:48:12
My work Slack has a custom trollface emoji and I legitimately miss it when composing texts on my phone.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-08-29 21:59:11
@CarolSOtt As a fledgeling dev I sat in a meeting for a good hour listening to a guy talk about JBOD storage. JBOD this JBOD that. Finally someone in the room worked up the courage to ask what JBOD meant. "Just a bunch of disks." Literally just a bunch of hard drives in physical proximity.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
September
2019-09-03 17:40:19
@acm_redfox If the President is on the plane, it's Air Force One. Doesn't matter if its a Cessna 172 or any of the VC-25 planes.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-03 17:55:51
If you've been looking for good flashlights, solar chargers, or power packs for camping here's a variety of well-vetted gear at great discounts
https://t.co/tGW0mEF1Mu
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-03 17:56:08
I'm not allowed to buy any more flashlights so my loss is your gain.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-04 01:18:53
This is the perfect night to be outside in the suburbs. Crickets and cicadas compliment the relentless rumble of the Beltway to the south. The faint sputtering glow of my citronella candle mixes with the blue glare of that one damn streetlight over there. In the distance, sirens.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-04 18:33:24
RT @wxdam: The President of the United States altered a National Hurricane Center map with a sharpie to falsely extend the official forecas…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-05 15:09:56
Trump Raids Elementary Schools to Pay for Wall; Mexico Off Hook
https://t.co/AYJ9yN6A0tvia @thedailybeast
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-05 15:22:38
@CarolSOtt @jbblawmd @bmoresalty @bosconet Sites that accept payments are the literal worst to work on. Integrating with payment providers is so frustrating.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-09-05 20:18:59
Is there any grosser concept than a sewer pipe 589% over capacity?
https://t.co/0EDCQHpaDG
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-06 13:18:57
@boothy443 Not everybody poops at the same time.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-06 13:29:34
RT @KevinMKruse: "I assured the emperor that not only could I see his new clothes, but that they were the most regal and splendid clothes I…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-06 16:43:03
RT @domipheus: New Post: Raspberry Pi 4 PCI Express: It actually works! USB3, SATA… GPUs?
https://t.co/k9LxVtNdw2https://t.co/MdaYQ1wEgs
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-06 23:33:53
Felt cute, might illuminate later #d4v2
https://t.co/Kc0j1skFwG
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-09-07 00:07:25
Transit geek thread.
https://t.co/9K6QGHhIGO
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-07 00:19:29
RT @pres_nwseo: Let me assure you the hard working employees of the NWS had nothing to do with the utterly disgusting and disingenuous twee…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-07 00:19:33
RT @johnrobertsFox: In its statement supporting @realDonaldTrump on Alabama, @NOAA also threw @NWSBirmingham under the bus.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-07 00:33:24
Retweeting to amplify how you can get interesting documents about Trump Org to @Fahrenthold for investigation. He’ll never use your name or tell anyone that you spoke.
https://t.co/ux18dHqUPq
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-07 00:35:23
Remember kids, that’s
https://t.co/y07aZd7Lr1.Tell your friends.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-07 01:08:59
@TheHumanCar Is that an electric scooter on the right?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-08 12:23:43
@CarolSOtt Yeah those measurements are for people with 10 years of caulking experience who can put down a clean straight line with their eyes closed in the dark. The rest of us will wipe away at least one tube with a wet cloth and some cursing.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-08 12:42:49
@CarolSOtt Some say the tapestry of profanity still hangs in space over Lake Roland.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 00:49:46
Just wrote up a short bio for the PTA and I'm proud to say my volunteer/non-profit resume is pretty substantial.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 11:27:31
@Bmore_history That’s always the rumor I heard about Mountain Dew when I was a kid.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 13:24:04
@Bmore_history Also in retrospect I don't understand why 16 year olds were/are so concerned about having janky sperm. Seems to me like a feature not a bug.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 15:22:06
@rjwalshe What's going on?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 15:27:35
Wife: opens package full of new high lumen flashlights and mechanical keyboards Me: Those have NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 16:27:27
RT @BaltimorePolice: Police and Fire Department are currently Investigating a possible suspicious vehicle in the 100 block of East Pratt St…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 16:57:21
@paulmgardner Most detailed tweet I've seen so far
https://t.co/I2HYhiU3e2
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 2
2019-09-09 17:16:48
RT @baltfishbowl: Update: @BaltimorePolice and @BaltimoreFire officials say they evacuated a four-block radius around 100 E. Pratt St. afte…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 17:22:48
Lombard Street closed and empty for 100 E. Pratt evacuation.
https://t.co/dKtnLkGLsD
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 17:27:03
For reference for city dwellers (or anyone who has never been to Tractor Supply), this is what a 1,000 gallon water tank looks like parked on a trailer.
https://t.co/I6PN0FysHk
- Favorites: 24, Retweets: 3
2019-09-09 17:47:15
@banthaskull @roscada Or, like some people are speculating, 200 jerry cans.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 19:02:59
@jemillerwbal CBP police have been assisting with blocking off Lombard Street since the start of the incident.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 20:26:59
My evil security brain wonders if this white van of “stolen” diesel fuel hadn’t been discovered today, would the white van full of “stolen” AN fertilizer barrels have quietly parked next to it tomorrow? I suspect ATF is wondering the same thing.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 21:50:25
Guess what just passed me?
https://t.co/tXbma3oRGK
- Favorites: 56, Retweets: 9
2019-09-09 22:56:03
RT @BaltCoFire: #bcofd// Hazmat // Ebenezer Rd & Pulaski Hwy// units on location for a report of a suspicious van carrying 660 gallons of f…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 23:23:54
@hollinsbal @wjz Yeah. Google “anfo”
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-09 23:37:38
@banthaskull @Nissan @freightliner MDE told @jemillerwbal it was 80 gallons, but the setup could have held a little over 500 based on the pictures.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 01:02:19
RT @NapalmDef: @vees @KevinACross That guy is gonna come out of the Aquarium soon and be pissed he can’t find his van
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 01:32:35
@toriashley3
https://t.co/xQkqZ2F4So
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 13:31:27
RT @isabelacmor: I took just a
D N A
T e S t
t u r n s…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 15:03:41
@NapalmDef How?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 15:54:42
@llanahan @remax Now with liens!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 15:58:55
@mikamckinnon A+ pen choice there.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 18:02:43
@david_s_marks Already reopened
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 18:20:01
That low rumbling sound you hear is every corporate bigwig in the known universe simultaneously calling their I.T. department demanding to know why their company-issue iPhone isn't a PRO model, and to remedy this travesty of justice immediately.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 18:47:15
Best meme that came out of yesterday:
https://t.co/kPB7K1j4zg
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 1
2019-09-10 19:04:50
Amazon QLDB, aka "Blockchain for one"
https://t.co/xR4ADJfZkE
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 20:54:56
@david_s_marks Today's incident follow-up from PD
https://t.co/VN7ada1tPD
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 21:11:00
My Twitter feed is now full of cargo van ads.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 22:44:00
RT @ewarren: I'm Elizabeth Warren and I approve this message.
https://t.co/2Ewkbm0ZwA
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-10 23:56:29
So much diesel fuel can fit in this bad boy.
https://t.co/UL5WrwLjzA
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-11 14:26:20
RT @cmcampbell6: "The @BmoreCityDOT and @BaltimorePolice referred requests for information to each other, with each saying the other agency…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-11 14:31:18
@cmcampbell6 @BmoreCityDOT @BaltimorePolice @pwoodreporter Got to get them all on a surprise conference call.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-11 15:54:00
@kylejbritt 🧐
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-12 14:03:43
DJT in Baltimore on the day that an impeachment resolution passes the HJC. He's gonna be in a MOOD.
https://t.co/5ygINGybtc
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-12 14:06:12
Hey @CarolSOtt did you see this?
https://t.co/o7uJ52qdmh
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-12 19:46:47
My work Slack: Anybody in a channel: "I have a doctor appointment" Everybody else: 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
https://t.co/ky179elP9P
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-13 13:25:33
This is a sad story
https://t.co/nqQc1JblsL
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 2
2019-09-13 14:24:13
Wednesday night my wife and I got a babysitter for the kids so we could drive in two separate cars to attend different events held at the same time IN THE SAME BUILDING.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-13 14:24:56
RT @AustonHab: I carry a pocket knife around with me--a little Swiss Army knife. I use it to tighten screws, open boxes, I use the tweezers…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-15 17:54:53
Somewhere an email marketing manager at Leatherman is confused about amazing email click-thru rates, wondering why they don’t turn into sales. I will save them some time. It’s because your product line is called the “FREE” and costs $60.
https://t.co/g4ZqVDjkwK
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2019-09-15 20:53:19
RT @ThePlumLineGS: This is really something.
@RepAdamSchiff said on CBS today that the Director of National Intelligence has told the Inte…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-16 13:42:06
Why the hell would you stab someone in front of the entrance to a Chuck E Cheese at 6pm on a Saturday?
https://t.co/8C4yCWblYd
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-09-16 15:47:13
RT @johnbisognano: 🚨BREAKING🚨: LIVE gerrymandering happening rn in North Carolina.
You can WATCH live here: https://t.co/1WxuJvkzXU
Ever…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-16 21:22:42
@bradfitz Get an agreement in writing and get some money. They stand to get a better asking price for the property with a better view (otherwise they wouldn't ask) and you can reasonably get a portion of that.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-09-17 15:06:38
Whenever I read the phrase "Coordinated Universal Time" my mind hears it in the voice of the WWV guy.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-17 18:14:03
In my Nextdoor top posts this afternoon:
- "Dog Skeleton Free"
- "Lost Dog"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-17 23:12:58
Barry Berke bringing the receipts like a CVS cash register.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-09-17 23:30:39
@AmmiHolla Thanks for taking that for me.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-17 23:40:42
RT @omershapira: actually it’s called GNU/forced retirement
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-18 18:26:33
RT @JasminMuj: The Lewandowski hearing today illustrates a simple point: the rule of law evaporates quickly when there’s no actual conseque…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-19 15:36:11
This video is hard to watch. Watch it. Especially if you are regularly treated with respect because of the color of your skin. Officer Price treated a county citizen with such obvious and open disdain for no good reason. Our @BaltCoPolice can and must do better than this.
https://t.co/FCj1u54WdH
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-19 19:28:26
@Bmore_history Surprised that MdTA police didn't give you any trouble.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-19 19:51:23
RT @infoet: Switched to @UHC and now in medication withdrawal from hell. UnitedHealthcare refused to cover drug that supported my health fo…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-20 00:26:28
The look I got for the $3 lens that arrived in the mail today does not bode well for tomorrow when the rest of the flashlight shows up.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-20 11:55:34
RT @HarfordHills: What is art? Ms. Keen's K class had some great responses! Thanks Ms. Mesaros!
https://t.co/E4cOlCb3MB
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-20 13:06:52
@CarolSOtt Something @EricBromwell can work on, I’m sure.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-20 13:39:31
Since 11/17/2017 (672 days ago), I've driven my car 15,420 miles (22.9 per day) and spent $1,184.50 on 466.2 gallons of gas with an average fuel efficiency of 33.0 mpg.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-20 13:41:26
In retrospect, this is a terrible climate day tweet.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-20 20:39:38
I woke up and my phone magically got a swipe keyboard, so that’s pretty cool.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-22 13:38:13
RT @AnthropoceneKid: A few months ago I learned that ppl who had been deaf from birth but gained their hearing later in life often say that…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-22 20:09:23
Last week I Iearned that normal clear PVC safety glasses can block 365nm UV and keep you from getting those weird headaches and eye strain at raves and festivals from one too many high power black lights. Where was this advice in my 20s?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-22 20:24:49
@partybruiser @ElectRyanDorsey This is right by where I used to live. It’s has almost no traffic because of Margaret Brent ES blocking the way as a through street and would be perfect for kids to play in.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-22 21:40:14
Never buy a UV flashlight if you ever want to feel clean again.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-23 11:51:13
@ashe_smith New info to you too? It’s crazy. Shine a black light through safety glasses. Nothing on the other side will fluoresce.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-23 12:16:29
RT @charmcitylwy: The only ppl who complain about speed cameras are drivers who get ticketed repeatedly for driving more than 11 mph over t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-23 20:25:04
RT @JuddLegum: TRUMP: I did it
PELOSI: These troubling allegations must be investigated
TRUMP: No, it was me
PELOSI: This raises more qu…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 13:02:34
@ElectRyanDorsey If you get a break I'll be in the office two doors down from the big conference room in the basement today.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 14:42:02
@bosconet I was taught in the 90's that rebooting a Linux/Unix server was a personal failure. It took me many years to unlearn this terrible trope. Reboots are free. If you can't handle reboot downtime, you have far bigger problems.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 18:31:19
RT @RepAdamSchiff: We have been informed by the whistleblower’s counsel that their client would like to speak to our committee and has requ…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 22:26:13
Trying to inform an overseas vendor they accidentally sent me 8x more product than I ordered. They keep apologizing for the inconvenience and asking for pictures so they can see "the defect." I'm not sure how to proceed. I'm worried they may try to send me a refund.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 22:28:52
Why is DJT so eager to release the transcript? Because it's not a court-reporter style transcript. It's more like meeting minutes.
https://t.co/kSct2kg8QJ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 22:40:55
@oliviacpu How would you categorize a cave shaped like a Klein bottle?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 22:58:00
@NihilSegniter @north_of_north In the county drivers will flash their high beams at you while approaching a four way stop so they don't have to.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-24 23:14:12
Here’s what you need.... toknowtoday.
https://t.co/nUcTBiEPmU
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-25 01:00:29
@iduncan @david_s_marks
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-25 16:47:07
RT @jbendery: Here's a screenshot of the White House asking House Democrats to please disregard the talking points on Trump/Ukraine they ju…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-25 20:50:00
😬
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 12:53:59
Whistleblower complaint published:
https://t.co/qpGu57OkLq
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 12:57:00
RT @NatashaBertrand: Woah. White House officials told the WB “this was ‘not the first time’ under this admin that a presidential transcript…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 13:11:41
@jbblawmd You'll wish it was.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 13:22:05
@jbblawmd I think the use of "inter alia" gave it away pretty quickly.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 13:22:53
Congressman Schiff has the wind at his back.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 13:24:05
@RJTHESPEAKER Also posted at
https://t.co/qpGu57OkLq
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-09-26 17:20:29
@PDavis_LLC So Four Loko tastes like bubble gum?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-27 01:32:11
@peteycook08 You gotta wait until they build the kitchen first.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-30 10:52:34
RT @paulmgardner: Ryan Dorsey gained some wealthy enemies by being an excellent councilmember in ways this city hasn't seen in a long time.…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-30 13:06:30
RT @mikiebarb: Before the whistleblower filed a formal complaint with ICIG, he tried to do it through the CIA’s internal watchdog system. T…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-09-30 16:24:03
@CarolSOtt IIRC that's up from the $500 in the early 2000s which was also never enforced.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-09-30 20:12:53
YOU CAN'T APPLY CASTLE DOCTRINE OR STAND YOUR GROUND AS A DEFENSE FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE IN THEIR OWN CASTLE
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2019-09-30 20:18:14
This is just my opinion, but a bright red and white baseball cap is a terrible uniform to wear in a civil war.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
October
2019-10-01 13:24:02
@NihilSegniter They're overpaying for their umbrella policy.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-01 14:00:20
@CarolSOtt Mount Laurel doctrine is one of the weirder things to come out of NJ.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-01 14:33:10
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Commissioner Harrison has confirmed that he has received no plan from @FOP3.
https://t.co/YT3hIDZUG6
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-01 15:56:28
@CarolSOtt Guilty of murder.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-01 18:54:16
@turtlekiosk Six grams of transceiver circuit and eight pounds of 18650 batteries
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-01 20:29:14
Y'all got any more of them impeachment investigation news stories?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-02 13:37:43
RT @pancake_ke: oh god oh fuck
https://t.co/nKrq1V09UW
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-02 13:40:47
RT @chrisberez: EXCUSE ME BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE I MIGHT PURCHASE A LARGE QUANTITY OF ALLIGATORS
https://t.co/T42lpczTER
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-02 15:07:43
Bed bugs reported at MVA Parkville branch in the North Plaza Shopping Center. I'm going to be avoiding the whole complex for a while until I read that all those critters are definitely gone.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-02 16:05:40
RT @NWS_BaltWash: As of Noon, Reagan National Airport has broken a daily high temperature record by reaching 93°. The previous record was 8…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-02 20:00:05
RT @Mia_WBAL: LIVE: A bull jumped off a truck and is on the loose in west Baltimore; SkyTeam 11 is over the scene.
https://t.co/Yi5zj0AXiL
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-03 15:29:38
Projection is a hell of a drug.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-03 16:32:21
Spamcop blacklist listed a major smtp-out host on Amazon SES. It's making things very interesting in my notification service bounces.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-03 16:40:23
I used to joke that SES should just be called "Amazon Spam Cannon" but actually they have a very strict successful delivery rate requirement that includes the internal AWS blocklist. Unfortunately, Spamcop BL must have an even lower percentage requirement to list an IP address.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-03 17:39:41
RT @EllenLWeintraub: I would not have thought that I needed to say this.
https://t.co/T743CsXq79
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-03 21:37:46
RT @ewarren: Donald Trump is now openly calling for foreign governments to interfere in our elections from the White House Lawn. If he thin…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-04 19:50:47
- First language: C
- Had difficulties: C, C++
- Most used: C#, Python
- Totally hate: Javascript
- Most loved: Python
- For beginners: Ruby
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-10-04 20:49:57
@modernistwitch Get a UV flashlight for future incidents. You'll never feel clean again, but you'll know where the cat pee smell is coming from.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-05 16:09:08
RT @BaltCoExec: Announcing the introduction of the HOME Act to end housing discrimination by source of income.
https://t.co/AHWk6GMHG8
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-05 21:56:15
RT @BaltCoExec: We have a legal and moral obligation to expand access to affordable housing in Baltimore County. Discrimination of any kind…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-06 11:22:00
RT @toddzwillich: - it was a perfect call
- actually yes I delayed the aid
- Yes I wanted them to investigate Biden
- The whistleblower is…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-06 16:59:56
My older neighbor accidentally CC’d me on a forward of a dog whistle email on Section 8 so I replied back how I hoped nobody she cared would ever suffer from housing insecurity and now apparently I’m the asshole. 🤔
https://t.co/cZC0kxvUro
- Favorites: 14, Retweets: 3
2019-10-06 17:01:06
I’ll be seeing her at the annual community association meeting this Thursday so I’m in a particularly good mood about this.
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 0
2019-10-06 19:18:02
RT @ThisWeekABC: Asked multiple times, Rep. Jim Jordan refuses to answer @gstephanopoulos on whether it was appropriate for Pres. Trump to…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-06 19:33:27
I'm strongly considering making a motion that the association support the county executive's Housing Opportunities Made Equal Act just so we can have a recoded vote. The majority may rule but Robert's Rules can make them work for it.
https://t.co/irku2EEXzJ
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2019-10-07 00:57:03
Payflex now charging 0.02% fee on investment balance.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-07 13:22:43
RT @sfpelosi: Now you know why the Nervous Nancy in the White House was projecting last night: Judge DENIED Trump’s “extraordinary” asserti…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-07 13:35:07
“I sincerely hope no one you care about ever suffers from housing insecurity and finds themselves unable to live in a good neighborhood just because they accept government support.”
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2019-10-07 13:37:32
@CarolSOtt That was literally my entire email. The next line was my signature.
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2019-10-07 13:38:38
RT @b0rk: sql tricks: COALESCE
https://t.co/LFYU5vZqdL
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2019-10-07 15:39:37
RT @BaltCoExec: It’s time for Baltimore County to do away with practices that disenfranchise and discriminate, because all of our residents…
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2019-10-07 15:51:05
RT @SethAMandel: what on earth
https://t.co/HVceYX9bHf
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2019-10-07 16:58:59
Bolt, Lime, Bird, Jump. The market for three and five letter electric scooter companies is seriously wide-open.
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2019-10-08 02:43:46
@Bmore_history My car was in that garage every workday for seven years without a single incident. Take all the shit of our car before you leave your house and there is essentially zero risk.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2019-10-08 14:28:20
RT @sjcherak: An out-of-office reply from a female Assistant Professor that warrants a tweet- “I do not respond to emails on weekends. If t…
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2019-10-08 14:55:36
Converging themes on my Nextdoor "Nearby Neighborhoods": Johnny O's housing equality push is causing immigrants to move into local Section 8 housing and bring bedbugs to the MVA. My pointer finger is worn out from clicking on all the racist comments to mark them for deletion.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-08 15:27:54
Headline of the day: "Knives Being Recalled Due to Stabbing Hazard"
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-08 15:32:52
That grinding sound you hear is Ambassador Sondland's phone being accidentally knocked off Mike Pompeo's desk into a rather inconveniently placed chipper shredder.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-08 17:42:20
RT @walegates: @shaunking @TheEllenShow When People say "I'm friends with people I don't agree with" they mean this person or my friend's b…
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2019-10-09 14:00:23
Followed up on two neighbors posting openly racist comments on @Nextdoor that I reported this week.
🙌Both accounts suspended.🙌
Seems so easy even Twitter could do it.
- Favorites: 10, Retweets: 1
2019-10-09 21:14:35
A script named if-disk-full-run-this is the perfect combination of diligent and lazy that makes devops such a thrilling adventure.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-10-10 13:30:12
@charmcitylwy Always found it helpful for doing technical book reviews. If I could still understand the material, it was a good book.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-10-10 14:00:22
@banthaskull If she didn’t keep herself looking nice there would be an attack meme about how dirty liberals have no self respect and can’t take care of themselves. The actual facts don’t matter.
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2019-10-10 15:57:52
Mike Pence knew. If he could have said "Absolutely not" and knew there was no documentation to disprove it, he would have said it in a hot second.
https://t.co/4tlRdu8Nfq
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2019-10-10 15:59:27
- Mike Pence knew.
- Giuliani associates arrested trying to flee U.S.
- Pete Sessions is Congressman-1.
It's not even noon on the east coast yet.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2019-10-10 17:31:03
RT @jenntakahashi: It me 🕵️🏻♀️
https://t.co/5PFxN2JFDV
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2019-10-10 18:29:11
RT @alisa_tao: OH: "the two hardest problems in computer science are cache invalidation and rampant misogyny."
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2019-10-10 19:25:50
RT @NatashaBertrand: SCOOP: Lindsey Graham was pranked by the same Russians who got to Adam Schiff. In a call with the "Turkish defense min…
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2019-10-10 19:32:46
RT @gifdsports: Journalist gets quickly shut down when she asked James Harden, Russell Westbrook if they would refrain from speaking out on…
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2019-10-10 19:44:36
3pm:
- Lindsey Graham call with "Turkish defense minister" actually prankster, recorded and released.
This quite the news day.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2019-10-10 21:38:50
If your Twitter handle has 7 or 8 numbers after a generic noun, you're blocked. It really is that simple.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-10-10 21:42:11
@bmoresalty Russian bot handle generator that appeals to boomers. Duh.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-10 22:52:16
@jbblawmd @BFriedmanDC I wish I could but there are still a half dozen groups that I’m affiliated with who use Facebook as a primary means of communication.
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2019-10-11 11:33:37
RT @YseultCeirw: Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.
• lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of…
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2019-10-11 13:18:55
@CarolSOtt Don't folks also do it because it's less complicated to sell transfer an LLC that owns a single plot of real estate than go through a real estate transaction?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-11 13:32:16
Technology marches on, but I can still pop-start my car on a gentle slope if my battery is low, so it can't be all bad.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-11 13:48:45
Cool, cool, how's your morning?
https://t.co/CwAgtdO5oa
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-11 15:30:31
@SkolVikes58 Hoping that self driving cars and the end of manual transmission overlap enough for me to go seamlessly from one to the other.
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2019-10-11 16:18:43
@Spicxer Sometimes I think the Towson precinct must have a keyboard shortcut for "Unit Block of Solar Circle."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-11 17:06:38
If you can't have iPhone apps that show you were the police are because of safety issues, why is Waze still allowed in the App Store?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-11 17:19:08
Many years ago an employee of the Towson Apple Store was wearing his multi-tool case upside down on his belt. I asked him why. He said when he opened it the tool would fall into his open hand ready to use. I have never forgotten that man. His quiet innovation changed my life.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2019-10-11 20:26:50
RT @MrTrashWheel: THE BOY IS BACK IN TOWN!!! Did you miss me??
https://t.co/od7S1PsPOh
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2019-10-14 16:08:13
RT @mcmansionhell: everyone is shitting on this but not acknowledging that this is the best graphic design a republican has had since like…
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2019-10-15 14:55:59
@jbblawmd
https://t.co/iGgoauUahN
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2019-10-15 15:08:33
@jbblawmd Yes but the OPCW frowns on them
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2019-10-16 15:31:47
RT @BaltCoPolice: #BCoPD Officer Goorevitz met with the Perring Park Community and Citizens on Patrol to discuss concerns and talk about cr…
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2019-10-16 15:35:41
Ham radio folks (especially EMCOMM) get real cranky when state agencies say they can't have free or reduced cost tower and facility access. I'd be sad too if my club had to start paying $5-10k a year for prime equipment space but that's what everyone else is paying...
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-16 17:42:47
@CarolSOtt The trouble with waterproof backpacks is that they're waterproof both ways. Are you more worried about the rain or a bottle of Gatorade that's not quite closed all the way? Something like this is probably your best bet:
https://t.co/FC0pL6JI9R
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-16 18:40:48
This morning my doctor asked me what I did for a living, then asked me why a software developer needed to carry a multi-tool and a flashlight on his belt. I started to answer when she admitted that her husband, an attorney, does the same thing and she can't understand why.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-16 18:44:29
@Spicxer Consider yourself lucky.
https://t.co/9qoTGwtZtw
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2019-10-16 18:52:52
@toriashley3 I feel like I can do that without any tools.
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2019-10-16 18:59:52
@CarolSOtt My go-to for waterproof is always the Timbuk2 classic messenger. A little pricy but great warranty (I've used it for a broken strap) and made in the USA
https://t.co/l2O0fQyUHX
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-10-17 00:37:29
RT @hunterschwarz: Pelosi has updated her Twitter cover photo
https://t.co/QmNJs1fpt1
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2019-10-17 12:58:26
RT @RepAdamSchiff: Elijah Cummings was the heart and soul of our caucus, a dignified leader with a voice that could move mountains.
He wa…
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2019-10-17 23:42:19
What are the best sub-$60 true wireless bluetooth headphones out there right now?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-18 13:08:46
RT @KyivPost: Kyiv Post. Friday, Oct. 18, 2019
https://t.co/bdBi6XJQxh
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2019-10-18 13:41:12
@MileahKromer @cmcampbell6 @BmoreCityDOT Did you just... accidentally narc on a bird nest?
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2019-10-18 17:08:56
@Foone Do parts of the nuclear infrastructure regularly show up there? I thought any secure device like that goes right into the metal shredder.
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2019-10-18 17:41:48
10/15: Amazon migrates their last consumer database from Oracle to AWS.
10/18: Mark Hurd, Oracle CEO, dies at 62.
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2019-10-18 17:42:56
@phil_g Thanks for the recommendation. There was a $10 coupon on them today and I had a nice gift card from my 8 year anniversary at the office so I grabbed a pair.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-18 18:27:15
RT @CarolSOtt: ICYMI -- this is my favorite op-ed piece regarding source of income protection in Baltimore County.
https://t.co/K88B48dzFJ
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2019-10-18 18:32:56
@CarolSOtt I can't endorse this enough. My family has deferred income benefits (HSA, 401(k), 403(b), dependent care FSA, itemized deduction) available to us because we can afford to defer income by months or years and plan my spending and budget based on refunds and submitting receipts.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-18 18:46:38
@jbblawmd Chinese Embassy Robocall Scam. They mostly call area codes in California or New York but lately they've been expanding out.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-18 18:50:46
@jbblawmd Yep. Unsurprisingly, folks who hail from an authoritarian government are more likely to fall for a scam predicated on some faceless bureaucrat threatening to ruin their lives. FBI says the average loss per victim is $164,000.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-18 18:51:55
@CarolSOtt @epiphanyinbmore The trick is to turn it on while you can still open the windows so you can get the burnt dust smell out easier.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-10-18 18:56:53
@CarolSOtt @epiphanyinbmore I suppose you could also dust them.
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2019-10-18 21:46:20
@youmail @jbblawmd Speaking of unwelcome communications... 🔼 👎🏻
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2019-10-19 19:38:35
RT @JoBethGriffin1: @maiamimi @Kokomothegreat Former Friend: " it is not worth losing a friendship over" Me: I only have one country, I h…
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2019-10-22 17:37:13
Love hearing Judge Robert Lasnik dropping a WBAI reference.
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2019-10-22 18:34:32
RT @AndrewDesiderio: “I’ll tell you, as a former state department political appointee, in my experience the difference between career folks…
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2019-10-22 22:16:13
Just passed a GMC Yukon with the MD license plate ZA0001 which is an organization with the “don’t tread on me“ flag for its logo. It also had a fraternal order of police license plate wrapper. Now I really want to know what this organization is.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-22 23:59:29
Found it! It's the "Gadsden Pew Club." Investigating.
https://t.co/3Vx51ZcZPC
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-23 00:03:19
Okay nothing really interesting, just a local gun club with a good excuse to put the Gadsden flag on a Maryland license plate. You can get a "membership" that only gives you access to the plates for $55.
https://t.co/J2gMgUd5lB
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2019-10-23 13:00:54
@ElectRyanDorsey Also I miss the berms.
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2019-10-23 17:42:26
@0xMatt Now tell them "The Story of Mel"
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2019-10-24 11:49:31
“More generally, in consumer products, the best predictor of whiteness was whether someone owned a pet — followed closely by whether they owned a flashlight.”
https://t.co/cnwqB3ixIB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-24 14:15:30
RT @politico: Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is under investigation for using private email accounts to conduct official business
https://t…
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2019-10-24 15:26:26
@jbblawmd Because all four attorneys took an hour to get across town?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-24 17:05:16
@Duicerd @WhenceCameYou @MasonRoundtable What was the episode?
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2019-10-24 18:00:52
It's 13 months to the election and product advertisements have been almost entirely pushed out of my social media timelines in favor of political ads.
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2019-10-24 18:29:43
RT @Lumintop: EDC05 and EDC18, one is for 14500/AA, and the other is 18650, I would like to pick them all! What about you? #edc05 #edc18 #…
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2019-10-24 18:30:09
@Lumintop Great work on these.
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2019-10-28 14:12:52
I've never seen an estimated 2 hour and 20 minute drive time from Parkville to downtown before this morning. Thankfully, Waze did not pick that route as the preferred one.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-28 14:18:45
Things had cleared up a little by the time I thought to get a screen shot
https://t.co/2G7Ilh7F7c
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2019-10-28 17:21:59
Wondered since my first trip to DC as a kid how often the momentum of the Foucault pendulum at the Natural History museum needed to be refreshed, but never thought to look it up before now. I had assumed every day. It was actually every swing.
https://t.co/Cj0D6oTGhy
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-28 18:39:30
At the post office, hand the clerk a package with postage affixed to the top. Clerk: "Postage should be on the same side as the address." Me: Okay. Clerk: ... Me: "I'm not sure what you want me to do now."
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-10-28 18:41:11
In the end, she printed out a $0.00 postage stamp to put on the front of the box.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-28 18:51:19
Only reason I was there in the first place is that apparently I can't leave a package with postage stamps in the mail room for pickup anymore because its too anonymous and they might reject it.
https://t.co/K0KSSXXzFu
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2019-10-28 20:00:22
@knarphie They say it takes 10k hours to become an expert. So that's 5 years at a 40 hour week, 2.5 at 80. Sounds legit to me!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-10-29 18:04:26
@jbblawmd Yes but its never related to the part I ostensibly get paid to do.
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2019-10-29 20:40:33
@kendallmiller I've done it once when contracting for a law firm to verify criminal history as well as credit worthiness to make sure I was not a bribery risk. I'm more uncomfortable with a pee test because its less relevant to anything I do.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-29 21:21:27
Welcome back, Barry Berke. Do the needful.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-10-29 23:47:06
@rjwalshe How can you be a racist if you ain’t got no skin?
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2019-10-30 17:05:47
Yesterday I handed my son a tiny flashlight and told him I needed his help taking the trash to the curb in the dark. You'd think he won a million bucks. This morning he cuddled up next to me on the couch and said "We make a great team, daddy."
- Favorites: 15, Retweets: 0
2019-10-30 19:41:43
Totally normal Halloween weather, 2019 edition
https://t.co/5Pf6MofcZI
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
November
2019-11-01 13:37:24
This cuts deep.
https://t.co/6aTTImw60I
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2019-11-01 13:44:00
Someone just posted on Nextdoor that an oak tree fell across their driveway and asking for neighbors to come remove it for free in exchange for the firewood. I was skeptical when it was posted two hours ago but PEOPLE ARE LINING UP in the comments and asking for pictures.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-11-01 17:25:05
November 1. Inbox Zero!
https://t.co/hpSzqf48pK
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-01 17:53:43
Urban legend has it that if you say "calm before the storm" three times in the bathroom mirror, QAnon will burst through the glass and staple gun a MAGA hat to your head.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-11-04 15:02:35
@sophaskins 1Password which has the mixed blessing of also allowing you to access the original shared secret if you need to move it to another device.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-11-04 22:14:27
@CarolSOtt @jedweeks @lizbybike @ElectRyanDorsey All at once? That's a party I'd crash.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-04 22:16:27
@CarolSOtt @jedweeks @lizbybike @ElectRyanDorsey Yeah. We've been trying to schedule a lunch for how many weeks now?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-04 22:38:17
But I don't wanna drive home in the dark.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-04 23:58:52
@CarolSOtt Approved 4-3!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-05 00:20:02
RT @BaltCoExec: Today is a major step forward for Baltimore County. I thank the County Council for recognizing that discrimination in any f…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-05 02:22:11
You may believe you're one windfall away from being a beleaguered landlord, but you are much more likely to be one medical crisis away from needing rental assistance yourself.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2019-11-05 14:33:28
RT @CarolSOtt: Updated protected classes fact sheet that now includes Baltimore County under "Source of Income".
https://t.co/k35QOFN4UO
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2019-11-05 16:35:40
RT @JuddLegum: UPDATE: Last week, I asked the Trump campaign for the winners of the 15 contests for meals w/Trump.
No response.
Yesterday…
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2019-11-05 18:49:54
RT @ggwash: The Harford Road redesign could serve as a model for how to fix other dangerous streets in Baltimore:
https://t.co/0DcAyldHOe
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-05 19:22:10
5. Also, I now do recall having eaten the plums that were in the icebox #Sondland
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-11-06 15:21:30
Last night DJT in his own words "suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-06 17:09:11
RT @yashar: New: How Mike Pence’s Office Meddled in Foreign Aid to Reroute Money to Favored Christian Groups
https://t.co/MCcO9BlH2F
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2019-11-07 12:34:13
RT @hdevalence: got some road signs
https://t.co/gkxHDZBS2D
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-07 18:14:20
@WhenceCameYou @Duicerd @MasonRoundtable OP plz deliver
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-07 21:53:25
RT @stevejang: OH “I’m told the difference between Machine Learning and Artificial Intelligence is that...ML is written in Python and AI is…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-07 22:04:26
RT @rkoutnik: Microservices vs Monolith is a footnote. What you should care about is tightly coupled vs loosely coupled.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 14:29:27
@travisgerke You are a monster, sir.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 14:33:31
RT @jiveDurkey: it was a good run humans
https://t.co/xJw3TtliwQ
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 15:14:51
RT @Fahrenthold: In '89, @realDonaldTrump's Fdn gave $7 to the Boy Scouts. Thought I'd never figure out why. Thanks to you all, I think I d…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 15:18:30
Cool weather mood: that feeling when you pull your laptop out of your bag and your hands are warm from your gloves but the keyboard keys are still cool from the commute.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 15:56:43
Listening to this soundscape in my noise-cancelling headphones and fondly remembering my 20s
https://t.co/wBtvZFy6zY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 17:10:29
Ever read a thread comment and have a legit personal epiphany?
https://t.co/KdhpglSDG6
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 18:28:52
@kendallmiller Have you considered walls?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-11-08 19:24:48
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: John Bolton, President Trump’s former national security adviser, has details on the Ukraine affair that lawmake…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-09 19:12:35
@ndennies @CarolSOtt Agreed. I’m good with either high CRI or something on the 4000K tint end but replacing incandescent bulbs with these glaring blue lights are the worst.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-11 00:37:02
Facebook threads on ANY post about crime in Baltimore County are getting so inflammatory even our Councilman has to proactively call it out on his page when he posts something or the whole post gets deluged by hateful stuff.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-11 00:39:30
I hate on Nextdoor a lot but at least I can moderate that nonsense into oblivion. The minute I step out of my little 250 friend news feed bubble on Facebook I swear I'm up to my eyeballs in NIMBY, racists, anti-immigrant screeds, and just all around hateful talk.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-11 00:41:43
I know there are good and tolerant people out there, I do. It's just hard to remember when the hate is so loud.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-11 22:21:03
I'd love to listen to the new Esther Perel business podcast but I'm not going to get let myself get hooked on something I need to put Spotify on my phone to listen to.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-11 22:58:41
FFS
https://t.co/V1SePa9EXo
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2019-11-12 22:40:24
Something big happening on McClean west of Perring Parkway. At least one helicopter and many police cars.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-12 22:46:05
My BFF
https://t.co/PvymYghHze
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-12 23:03:59
Here’s what I drove past, I think.
https://t.co/Qy5JSfTI2t
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-13 14:39:31
That slide deck in the hearing room sure does have a lot of pictures of Mick Mulvaney on it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-13 15:07:55
What Rep. Jordan is doing is telegraphing his disrespect for the hearing process. He owns a sport coat but couldn't be bothered to take it off the hanger this morning.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-13 15:28:28
RT @normative: Ah, so they’re going full bonkers on the defense.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-13 15:48:14
Please speak into my right ear today because the left one is busy with impeachment hearings through my bluetooth earbud.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-11-14 12:46:39
RT @banthaskull:
https://t.co/MUrwbh0uXw
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2019-11-14 14:04:00
RT @justin_fenton: As he stated yesterday, Jack Young is not considered a suspect in any of the cases
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-14 16:11:34
Objectively the issue of Baltimore murders is not a laughing matter but Jack Young's rhetorical feint of "I’m not committing the murders" is both absurd and fair game for ridicule.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2019-11-14 22:03:35
Time to listen to some music and relax, I'll just put in my Bluetooth earbuds real qu...POWER ON! CONNECTED! LEFT CHANNEL! BEEP! RIGHT CHANNEL! BEEP! SECOND DEVICE CONNECTED!
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 1
2019-11-15 13:52:57
@ElectRyanDorsey A chicken and a pig open up a restaurant called "Eggs and Bacon." The chicken is invested. The pig is committed.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-11-15 14:27:16
Here come the parliamentary inquiries.
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2019-11-15 14:41:15
RT @kaitlancollins: This seems notable. There's no mention of combatting corruption in the first transcript of Trump's call with Zelensky,…
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2019-11-15 15:40:54
[microphones muted] Nunes: Why'd you break? We had a parliamentary inquiry. Schiff: Man, I just gotta pee. I've been holding it since 7am. Nunes: Okay, okay, that's legit. Me too. See you in five.
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2019-11-15 17:31:00
@EliLake Yes.
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2019-11-15 17:35:41
Roger Stone guilty on all seven charges
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2019-11-15 18:16:09
@pwgphoto Ukrainians prefer that one. Russians prefer KEE-ev. I also just learned that this week.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-11-15 19:36:00
He's still in the clear, Baltimore.
https://t.co/HSkR5RHzql
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-11-15 20:01:48
@tom_swiss I'm a fan of 18650 powered lasers. 5mw is about average and with a nice 13 watt hour cell you can do a lot of pointing between charges. Plus you can lock this one out while you're not using it.
https://t.co/71CO1gO7t0
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2019-11-18 13:02:39
What crazy universe is this that I’m the first one in the office this morning?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-11-18 14:09:32
Got a nice message this morning on a set of installation notes I put out into the world as a github gist a year and a half ago. Cost me nothing and saved someone a few hours of angst.
https://t.co/EyeT6DiP3R
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-11-18 15:25:08
My health insurance is about to go up by a "surcharge" $1,200/yr because my wife has access her own employer sponsored insurance but doesn't use it because mine is objectively better.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-18 20:11:54
So I can choose to either pay the $1,200 surcharge from my paycheck, or have an additional deductible of more than that against her care before our benefits kick in. Additionally, she'd have to apply the cafeteria plan to insurance instead of her 403(b) plan.
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2019-11-18 20:13:09
Every year I work it seems like there's a new special cost or gotcha fee in addition to the rates generally increasing and the non-HDHP options being entirely out of reach even for me.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-18 21:25:30
@TheHumanCar It's not a Twitter ad if you follow her.
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2019-11-18 21:29:39
@TheHumanCar Cool. Report it, I guess.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-18 22:52:43
Lots of flashing blue and reds on my way up Hillen this evening. What’s going on, Baltimore?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-18 23:00:41
Someone driving southbound on Perring parkway hit a deer so hard it disabled their vehicle and tossed the carcass into the northbound lanes.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-11-19 16:03:32
@kendallmiller @HeathrowExpress How can you tell from this screen shot?
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2019-11-19 18:39:19
@kendallmiller @HeathrowExpress How was that obvious to you that that is a time zone issue and not just off-by-one?
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2019-11-19 19:50:02
I do not envy this HR team that has to explain why a $1,200 annual surcharge on health insurance is the only way they can get your spouse's employers to "pay their fair share."
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2019-11-19 19:53:33
@ebruenig Inaccurate. The toll booth on the left is missing.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-11-19 20:25:29
Vegan: I want to sue Burger King. Lawyer: We'll start the complaint stating you're a vegan. Vegan: Is that the biggest font you have?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-11-20 13:59:42
@mistersql Have the website page load generate TOTP that it sends back to your API. Then it would only work for a certain amount of time after a page load.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-20 17:19:45
RT @VeraMBergen: Sondland briefly seems to leave GOP counsel speechless: "I don't know how you can describe it as an irregular channel...wh…
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2019-11-21 11:54:40
@Miller_Geek @mistersql JS isn’t generating the key, it’s receiving it from and sending it to a server-side process.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-21 21:16:30
RT @KlasfeldReports: Chairman Schiff's closing statement slams Nunes' rhetoric, from his last speech, on what he called the "Russia hoax."…
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2019-11-21 21:20:35
RT @obeattie: This guy’s plane working situation is some next level shit. 🤯
https://t.co/pDRe25UlSW
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2019-11-22 14:36:09
Nightmare fuel:
https://t.co/hDRyYId2hU
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2019-11-22 20:43:19
@jbblawmd
https://t.co/lQ0fROMYM4
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2019-11-22 22:32:39
This is your regular reminder that the entire .dev TLD is HSTS locked in Chrome and Firefox. Don't waste an hour debugging like I did, just set up SSL and be done.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-11-25 17:02:44
Notice all the news headlines that say Rep. Devin Nunes "denounces" reporting of his relationship with Giuliani’s associate Lev Parnas, not that he "denies" that it is fundamentally true.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2019-11-26 15:33:48
@NihilSegniter I tried this at a previous job when I was much younger. Said my goal was eventually to work a 32 hour week. Found myself slowly reassigned to all the worst projects. At my next meeting, apologized for even hinting I didn't want to work hard and got back on the fun stuff.
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2019-11-26 16:48:11
RT @kateamaraWBAL: Despite that, crowd of school kids boos First Lady as she walks on the stage.
https://t.co/Y5TGn6jH9s
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2019-11-26 18:26:40
My work computer with literally no apps open runs at 95% CPU (on an Intel i7-5600U) because of all the stuff I.T. runs on it for asset tracking, monitoring, virus protection, and OS patch automation. It's not that I don't understand why, it's that I wish I didn't.
https://t.co/aFr2ymDkBI
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2019-11-26 18:47:59
@timhwang @bkeegan technical jubilee
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2019-11-26 20:56:58
RT @ericgeller: NEW: Senior U.S. defense official tells me that Conan the hero dog is actually not even a dog. "We don't know what it is,"…
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2019-11-27 16:43:40
RT @RVAwonk: .@AdamParkhomenko’s filing to quash Devin Nunes’ subpoena is amazing.
In it, he argues that @DevinCow’s language “does not co…
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2019-11-27 17:25:16
Clothes. Treat yoself. Fragrances. Treat yoself. Massages. Treat yoself. Best $50 camping lantern ever designed. Treat yoself.
https://t.co/P6EZXzoOoe
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-27 18:53:17
@tom_swiss Open source firmware. Tint shifting. USB-C charging. Up to 52 watt hour capacity. No artifacts.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-11-28 21:40:48
@ElectRyanDorsey I’m lol that you stopped right at the city line in the NE.
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2019-11-28 23:06:16
@ElectRyanDorsey As past president of a neighborhood association that straddles the border, that imaginary line will be forever burned in my soul.
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2019-11-29 00:31:24
RT @crockerthoughts: 401(k) plans have not been around long enough to see a generation retire on them.
https://t.co/znm3Jnulmx
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December
2019-12-03 14:47:32
@JoannaBarnumArt Last time this happened we got the guilds of Florence.
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2019-12-03 15:13:43
In the era of targeted malicious influence operations, Mayor Young giving credibility to fear-mongering urban legends with the gravity of his office is literally dangerous.
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2019-12-03 17:59:38
Scooter life
https://t.co/cEv7QgAVWq
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2019-12-03 22:56:36
Police involved crash monument at Ensor #baltraffic
https://t.co/JusZ7m9YhA
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2019-12-04 00:56:53
RT @yourewrongabout: There has never been a confirmed case of organ harvesting in the United States. This myth has a lot of similarities wi…
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2019-12-04 14:48:47
World leaders no longer feel the need to take President Trump seriously in public anymore. Pretty easy to assume that in private it's been happening for months.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2019-12-04 19:31:19
RT @AlexandraErin: Dickens: Marley was dead.
me: Okay.
Dickens: I mean seriously super dead.
me: Got it.
Dickens: Promise you'll keep t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-12-04 20:16:42
Minor truck collision blocking two lanes Lombard at south st #baltraffic
https://t.co/WN9bheDT5T
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2019-12-05 18:00:44
@NihilSegniter Use tags instead of categories. Has the added advantage of potentially letting you set up a filter for visitors where they can add two or more tags together to see those intersections.
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2019-12-05 18:47:14
@matthew_d_green Most likely their concern is that you'd inadvertently try to dictate when and where they do their work and expose the org to employee classification liability. Need to be very careful telling freelancer what their process looks like.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-05 19:18:09
RT @corinthian93: Congratulations to our newly elected officers for 2020 and to our Brother Venetos for earning his Fellow of the Craft cer…
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2019-12-06 15:40:18
RT @IwriteOK: After murdering multiple innocent people via incompetence with firearms, the Miramar Police posted this to Twitter. They late…
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2019-12-06 16:04:08
RT @LeslieRubinWCHS: BREAKING: Photo released that has led to numerous DOC employees being suspended
https://t.co/Lee98ldVl2
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2019-12-09 00:28:03
RT @Olivia_Beavers: A Judiciary source says the committee, which has been practicing for their Monday impeachment hearing this whole weeken…
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2019-12-09 18:44:03
Yesterday, on a whim, I declared "podcast bankruptcy" and wiped all unheard podcasts in my queue. That felt so good I just deleted my entire 100+ list of subscriptions and decided to start fresh by picking a half dozen interesting new podcasts from the directory. Feels good, man.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2019-12-09 19:02:39
@toriashley3 So far? Embedded (NPR) Every Little Thing (Gimlet) Left, Right and Center (KCRW) Short Wave (NPR) What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law (Roman Mars)
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-12-09 21:25:27
RT @TheFreshMarket: We'd like to announce that we are the official briefcase maker of Steve Castor. 😜
You can fill your briefcase up with…
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2019-12-10 18:00:10
RT @GovMurphy: As Governor of the Great State of New Jersey, I hereby declare that CENTRAL JERSEY DOES EXIST.
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2019-12-10 19:34:09
@wittbecky Some people accomplish marriage several times in their life. Doesn't mean they're necessarily better at it. :D
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-12-10 22:19:51
@bmoresalty What term would you use to quantify activity?
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2019-12-10 22:23:37
@bmoresalty My sister used to solve this by putting the fitness tracker on her leg for bike workouts. Seemed to work for her.
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2019-12-12 15:33:45
Baltimore legal friends: If I wanted to take a big magnet and some rope and go fishing for drowned scooters off the piers, would I be breaking any laws in the process?
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-12-12 16:26:21
@msjen What if I drape myself in an American Flag with gold fringe and only spell my name with capital letters?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-12 18:20:38
@RayDubicki What if I have no intention of keeping them?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-12 18:22:49
@TimJMoerman @RayDubicki What if you recover a sunk duck boat?
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2019-12-12 20:25:21
Getting an older marketing web site ready for CCPA/GDPR is just like in Cinderella where they pour the lentils and peas into the ashes and make her sort them all out except the evil stepsisters are lazy front-end devs, the lentils spawn other lentils, and the fire is still lit.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-12-12 22:50:20
VIP convoy. On Lombard Street. At rush-hour.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-13 19:06:10
Office Secret Santa gift is wrapped.
https://t.co/qRAeyCfi3m
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-16 12:06:28
@david_s_marks You beat the official announcement to my phone by 2 min. 👍🏻
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2019-12-16 12:08:01
RT @leresatee: rich people hate taxes, so i propose we rebrand the wealth tax and instead call it "dues" or "membership fee" and then when…
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2019-12-16 12:14:46
@NihilSegniter Take a few minutes to email her department head. Rewarding good behavior goes a long way.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-12-16 12:33:22
@NihilSegniter
https://t.co/xbCTpfXaKQ
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2019-12-16 12:41:49
@NihilSegniter That form expects it. You can describe the time and location and what you do know. Also I don’t think forensics uses badge numbers.
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2019-12-16 23:50:46
I think people give bad reviews to the RPN calculators in the Fitbit App Store because they search for calculator and don’t know what RPN is so they assume it’s broken. Both of these apps work fine.
https://t.co/1qxyaVLO0N
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2019-12-18 14:47:00
@CarolSOtt "Google Cloud does not scan your data or email in G Suite Services for advertising purposes."
https://t.co/kps0h07NbL
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2019-12-18 14:49:45
@CarolSOtt When you pay for G Suite you're not the product anymore, you're the customer.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-18 14:51:12
@CarolSOtt You can always go full privacy purist like me and set up your own email server on an encrypted drive.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-18 19:30:20
@bmoresalty The mayor is so cagey about his residence because every day after dark he returns to his true home: the steam conduits under downtown. #BaltimoreRumors
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 1
2019-12-18 19:31:47
@Baltimore7Mike Let me know if you need a printout of this tweet notarized.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-18 20:06:33
@bmoresalty @homeeckwreck "Sure he turns into a werewolf every full moon, but he keeps the howling to a minimum after 10pm and I'll be damned if you see a single rat within six blocks the week after..."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-18 20:53:53
@CarolSOtt Of course it does. Accelerated is the political opposite of deliberative.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-19 12:48:07
RT @RectorSun: Pelosi, originally of Baltimore, has five kids. I am one of five myself. And she just sent me all the way back with that “zi…
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2019-12-19 17:08:28
Happy 30th anniversary to this amazing book.
https://t.co/oXcnrF8SXy
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2019-12-20 02:15:41
RT @notlikethecomet: This morning my neighbor’s bag got caught on the door handle as he was leaving and he stopped and whispered to himself…
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2019-12-20 19:47:44
@Spicxer @jewstein3000 @ElectRyanDorsey They don't need permission, but they do need money to pay for the camera equipment, maintenance and avgas. The city is closing the loop by being (one of?) the purchasers of the data.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-12-20 20:06:41
@jewstein3000 @Spicxer @ElectRyanDorsey Photos or video (no audio) out in the open doesn't require consent.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2019-12-20 21:22:21
@Spicxer @jewstein3000 @ElectRyanDorsey Absent an exclusive contract, of course they would. And why would they agree to an exclusivity clause?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-20 22:49:10
@roscada @Spicxer @jewstein3000 @ElectRyanDorsey You could get that from a good skip tracer with a friend at a cell company.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-25 00:21:37
RT @AdamParkhomenko: Please continue to retweet to humiliate Lindsey Graham
https://t.co/mEv4d6MmI0
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2019-12-28 14:35:07
@rjwalshe
https://t.co/91IL4Nbviq
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2019-12-28 14:36:16
@roland42 @rjwalshe Search for “Sci Fi clock”. That’s the one I have.
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2019-12-29 19:42:05
@david_s_marks Link?
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2019-12-30 17:37:36
@roland42 Which one is this?
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2019-12-31 00:41:21
Encountered a guy doing the dope fiend lean outside of the Starbucks on Loch Raven and Joppa Road this afternoon. Wearing slacks and nice shirt, standing in the rain with glassy eyes and with his cell phone soaking on the pavement. BCoPD showed up quick. Hope he's all right.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2019-12-31 01:07:04
@CarolSOtt Counterpoint: From a re-targeting perspective, I prefer the one person who joins my email list to the 9 people who bounce because of the pop-up modal.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2019-12-31 01:27:32
@CarolSOtt Purdue Pharma democratized opioid dependency.
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2019-12-31 01:45:26
@knarphie That's why you always pipe your output to a file or device.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2019-12-31 02:18:02
Best supermarket opsec warning I’ve ever seen, posted on this Shop Rite network closet. Although I would have used a stop sign or ⚠️ instead of a yield sign, the message is solid. Know or verify, no exceptions!
https://t.co/nhWGr7KnLU
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2019-12-31 14:32:29
@Danielle_Bmore @BaltimoreDPW I had these folks visit our community association meeting years ago and you could see the rep visibly recoil when anyone called it "insurance" and every time corrected that was a "warranty," probably because insurance is actually regulated.
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