Tweets from 2021
January
2021-01-01 18:07:09
My soldering game is not where it used to be but it gets the job done.
https://t.co/QQuDwDADgm
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2021-01-01 18:16:21
@bosconet I already had this one from a Pi Day sale a few years ago. Trying to build with what I have this month.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-02 17:03:45
New $1.50 Baltimore County Fee to appear in 3... 2... 1...
https://t.co/Hf10IFrRXBhttps://t.co/TOY8u8axnC
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-03 16:15:43
Problem: My kids don’t know how to dress themselves for the weather. Solution:
https://t.co/GeJH0emimy
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2021-01-03 17:35:01
@NihilSegniter Right now it's just a Raspberry Pi Zero attached to an LCD display with code that calls for a weather report every few minutes and then suggests an outfit based on the temperature.
https://t.co/fpkNc22tBG
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-03 17:43:53
@bosconet @NihilSegniter Yeah for sure, except it'll be boots not umbrella. Hardly care if they get rained on, but wet shoes are a nightmare.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-03 21:01:56
RT @AmyEGardner: FOLKS: Full audio published here. Please retweet far and wide.
https://t.co/QqIsaNw5pA
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-03 21:31:13
I'm on the wrong side of history re: bean dad. He basically did a kinesthetic version of the Socratic method. Nobody got hurt and he was engaged on some level with his kid for six hours. Come at me, haters.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-04 13:47:01
@MarkZipkin @NihilSegniter I didn’t say I had solve the problem of them doing anything, just of knowing what to do should they choose to follow the instructions
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-05 14:12:28
As of four days ago, anyone born in a year starting with "1" can legally buy alcohol in the US. Excuse me while I go adjust the tennis balls on my walker.
- Favorites: 22, Retweets: 4
2021-01-05 16:35:12
RT @RavenLeilani: In January, Loeffler attended a private covid briefing, diminished the threat in public, and quietly bought stock in tele…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-05 17:18:49
In other old people news: on November 14, I'll be eligible to join the Quarter Century Wireless Association, a club of ham radio operators who have been licensed for 25 years or longer.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2021-01-05 19:22:41
A watched pot never boils and an espresso maker watched on camelcamelcamel never drops in price.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 14:17:51
RT @SenSchumer: Buckle up!
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 14:29:03
RT @JamesTorrenceJD: I love my City! Thank you, @supadjbigl! #pullyamaskup
https://t.co/9JIEKnIzNw
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 15:27:08
@MolotovFlicker Joke's on you - there are actually three people wearing ghillie suits in this picture.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 15:30:49
RT @LindseyGrahamSC: If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 15:32:39
RT @iamdevloper: If someone's using a mechanical keyboard in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it ma-*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 15:41:01
There are currently 1,862 people in Maryland in a hospital with coronavirus.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 15:47:52
I see (and hear) the Baltimore County Police Aviation unit is back up in the air after their coronavirus positive test.
https://t.co/aVVoB9sXYs
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 18:16:36
What's the best way to watch three screens of C-SPAN at the same time?
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 20:01:13
RT @byaaroncdavis: BREAKING: A source tells me The Defense Department has just denied a request by DC officials to deploy the National Guar…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 20:04:02
NOT NOW NETFLIX
https://t.co/VezgjB3fiZ
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 21:02:02
RT @capgaznews: Spurred by President Donald Trump’s calls to overthrow a democratic election and baseless accusations that Democrats stole…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 22:55:19
RT @grantstern: Going to be HELL TO PAY at the Capitol Police for opening these gates and letting Trump's treason mob of Republicans onto t…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 23:27:44
Here’s some questions to bookmark for later:
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How many foreign nationals were in the crowd that entered today and rifled through computers and desks?
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How many congressional items were stolen from hallways, desks, and offices today that will never be found?
- Favorites: 26, Retweets: 1
2021-01-06 23:29:06
Somewhere there’s a record of every cell phone IMEI that was in the Capitol today. Not prosecuting these terrorists with data and video evidence will be a choice, not because they can’t be found.
- Favorites: 34, Retweets: 17
2021-01-06 23:45:22
3. How many spy agencies are going through the livestreams of closed and restricted areas frame by frame for training purposes? (ALL OF THEM)
- Is the woman shot the first ever to die of injuries sustained in the Capitol?
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 0
2021-01-06 23:57:28
@BryantD @sweth Thanks, now we just have the unknowable spy stuff left.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-07 00:32:05
Twitter won’t reactivate DJTs account until he deletes the tweets that got him in trouble. He’ll never do that. It would be admitting they were right. It’s going to be off a lot longer than 12 hours.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-01-07 15:44:34
One thing I've historically aligned myself on with Maryland Republicans is how badly gerrymandered our state's congressional districts are. No more. After watching Andy Harris last night, any map that removes that asshole from elected office is 100% okay with me.
- Favorites: 16, Retweets: 0
2021-01-07 17:59:34
5. Will this riot represent a coronavirus super-spreader event of 2021 or THE super-spreader event of 2021?
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-01-07 18:04:43
As a kid I had the privilege of touring the Capitol building with my family. My clearest memory of that day is sitting in the observation balcony and being instructed by the docent to remove my baseball cap out of respect for the sanctity of the chambers.
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 0
2021-01-07 19:46:54
RT @BaltCoExec: What we saw at the U.S. Capitol yesterday was not a protest. It was a riot.
An act of sedition and of terror by a mob who…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-07 20:37:09
To be honest up until yesterday I thought these questions on the SF-86 were a bit absurd.
https://t.co/SSDCOsUdGU
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-08 01:18:07
FOR SALE: olive drab plate carrier with Punisher morale patch, molle backpack with 7 day ration kit, Baofeng two way radio, XXL camo cargo pants. All items only used one day, mild pepper spray odor. Motivated seller, must make bail.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-01-08 16:22:06
How are so many people acting like the pandemic is over and not like its literally as bad as when it started?
https://t.co/gFLZzc3Q2c
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 1
2021-01-08 16:54:22
RT @scanthepolice: This you?
https://t.co/YZylnjcDDq
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-08 18:44:36
So many people "...and find[ing] out" today.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-08 22:36:43
Stop talking and just impeach @Call_Me_Dutch @SpeakerPelosi
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 1
2021-01-08 22:46:37
Called it!
https://t.co/osogVlUj2m
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-09 00:03:30
RT @HillaryClinton: Delete your account.
https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-09 00:10:44
RT @barronjohn1946: Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-10 20:55:54
I've had a first class package in transit since December 13, 2020, 5:33 pm. That's a lifetime record for me. I've never experienced anything like this.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-01-10 22:14:34
RT @kenolin1: Hi Charlie. Why’d you delete this?
https://t.co/x73KrzzPap
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-11 17:28:10
@wittbecky This looks like a project my kids and I worked on this weekend. Guess I won’t be transporting it in the hatchback any time soon.
https://t.co/tkJUlfAG1w
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-11 17:30:06
@wittbecky It's an ultrasonic tape measure project, if you're wondering.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-12 15:57:38
The seller I purchased from back in mid-December whose package is still in transit at District Heights has gone above and beyond and sent out a replacement yesterday from Missouri. Now the two packages are in a race to the finish. Which will win?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-12 21:29:25
RT @JasonLeopold: Memo authorized by Barr and signed by now acting Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen from last September. They intended it to…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-13 17:18:20
The open office plan of the future.
https://t.co/3a0hbVM13H
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-01-13 18:11:52
There will be no unity without accountability.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2021-01-13 18:12:35
RT @_cingraham: When lawmakers say "I want to vote for X but I won't because of the death threats I'm receiving," that sends a clear messag…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-13 22:45:46
RT @dmoren: I’m 40 years old and I have lived through 75 percent of our presidential impeachments. 😬
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-14 15:08:19
With these salary fines for not wearing masks and evading magnetometers in Congress, at some point there will be some representatives working for minimum wage.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-14 15:58:51
If I'm proxying MP3 streams through mod_proxy on Apache, are the proxied streams in a default being carried entirely in memory or does it save and read from the disk for some reason? I have a SSD with a lot more wear than expected and that's the only variable.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-14 16:03:54
@roscada Right now my swap is unused, but I have no idea what it would look like under high load.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-14 16:24:25
@jbblawmd Clear, concise and consistent. If you're knowledgeable enough to know the nuances, the infographic is not for you.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-15 14:19:41
RT @matt_obrien: GOVERNMENT: stay home
ME: ok I’m staying home
GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something?
ME: can…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-15 17:16:03
RT @willmenaker: This is the most powerful image in human history. Even Kubrick at his best could not conjure something so indescribably hu…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-15 17:38:08
@Spicxer Sounds like you need a higher amp charger?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-15 19:07:38
RT @kyledcheney: JUST IN: The House has informed an Appeals Cout that seven additional Republicans who sued to overturn proxy voting, have…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-16 16:17:30
I can pay my pet sitters with a bank transfer but the IRS needs to mail me a check.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2021-01-17 17:21:28
FCC says in public notice: Don't use two-way radios to commit crimes, includes FRS, GMRS, CB, and ham radio gear, threatens to confiscate equipment and levy fines.
https://t.co/WA49JBklUV
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-17 17:39:32
@jongaynor Gee I wonder.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-18 17:12:33
https://t.co/qDzbKSpmWN
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-19 14:29:06
Remember when the government attorneys were forced to argue that "safe and sanitary" was such a confusing phrase that it couldn't include soap, toothbrushes, blankets, or even turning the lights out so that people could sleep?
https://t.co/GplO9wDKmO
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-19 15:22:49
Tfw when you sigh so loud on a conference call that "Your microphone is muted" pops up on the screen.
- Favorites: 21, Retweets: 0
2021-01-19 15:36:20
Apparently this is what kids these days call "a mood"
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-19 17:12:09
@timmyintransit I thought all the due dates were pushed out to July?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-20 14:08:41
At 10am, 25% of my household will be vaccinated against COVID-19, and at 12pm Joe Biden will be POTUS. This is shaping up to be a pretty good day.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2021-01-20 15:10:58
Learned the 74HC595 IC last night and made a small clock display. Beat doom scrolling and letting dumb Netflix wash over me as a self care routine.
https://t.co/3azhU5NcTh
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-01-20 17:00:59
PRESIDENT BIDEN
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-20 17:54:34
Fun things I had to explain to my curious daughter today during inauguration coverage:
- The attack on the Capitol building
- Why everyone was relieved when the "nuclear football" arrived
- Why the previous president wasn't there
- Who Garth Brooks was
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 1
2021-01-21 14:33:04
At what point do I write off this package that was sent on December 13? At this point its average speed in transit is about 1 mile per hour.
https://t.co/XQnxSIhGVk
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-22 19:03:56
Two people asked me how I was doing today and, I believe, instantly regretted it.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2021-01-25 17:35:12
@wittbecky One already has enough work to stay busy, the other one doesn't.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-01-25 17:41:38
@wittbecky You're seeing the backward-bending labor supply curve in real life. Isn't that fun?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-26 16:14:43
Anyone know how to find 3-D printed cases for a combination of Raspberry Pi Zero and either a LCD1602 or a Adafruit 7-Segment display on an I2C board? I'm making a lot of little status boards and custom "clocks" that need better cases.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-26 16:15:53
@geezthings @Wix Dreamhost. Free hosting for 501(c)3 orgs.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-26 21:05:26
RT @notlikethecomet: Before everyone gets all wild abt it, the CDC said opening schools would be safe ✨ONLY IF✨ bars, indoor dining, and gy…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-26 21:58:53
Letter from BGE -- dated 1/13, postmarked 1/15, arrived 1/26, to tell me about a scheduled outage on 2/3.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 13:35:08
@seclectech
https://t.co/dgAhNV9dua
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 14:57:49
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: GameStop shares are now a currency, like Bitcoin but without the boiling oceans part.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 15:47:25
@Spicxer Air did one loop over your neighborhood. What are you talking about?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 15:52:23
@tsdower EDC/Flashlight and vaping forums have the same opinion re lithium ion batteries. Basically don't trust product you don't have the capacity to independently validate as a knock-off or counterfeit unless its from a vendor that's already known and trusted by the community.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 15:54:11
@Spicxer
https://t.co/OiNbk0oYStI know they weren't there for an hour because they were over my house 5 minutes before you posted your tweet.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 16:01:30
@Spicxer If they were up, they were landed by the time you posted
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 16:12:36
Retail traders: Why get $2,000 from the government, when we can get it directly from bloated hedge fund accounts by way of shuttered retail establishments?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 16:23:25
RT @LiamJHogan: @KillerMartinis Hedge funds and financial institutions are SUPPOSED to have risk analysis. They're SUPPOSED to stress test…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 16:24:02
Is there a hedge fund index I can short right now?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 18:10:39
RT @GriffinMalone6: You can not convince me this isn't hilarious and ompletely worth a hedgefund going out of business.
https://t.co/A7zdsb…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-27 20:48:21
@seclectech What switches did you get on your new one?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-28 22:17:38
RT @bubbaprog: Listen to this incredible crybaby
https://t.co/KmJvZpBQ59
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-01-29 13:52:43
@ElectRyanDorsey @bmoreconnected I try to start anti-Dorsey Nextdoor threads all the time in the county but they just say "Ryan who?" and then they get drowned out by threads about how Section 8 is killing our farms or something. 🙃
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-01-29 21:00:59
@ElectRyanDorsey @BaltimoreDPW Are the repairs and replacements increasing the indoor water pressure and causing problems with old plumbing that was used to a lower flow?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
February
2021-02-02 13:37:30
A first-class package mailed to me 51 days ago from Missouri is scheduled to arrive today. It spent the entire month of January in transit from Capitol Heights to Baltimore. I'm excited to see how it shows up.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 1
2021-02-03 20:39:37
@jbblawmd @BawlmoreMerlin 16 years ago I had a side mirror busted on my Honda Civic so I went to Crazy Ray's, yanked the rotator assembly out of an Accord side mirror for $7 and super-glued it in place. Only had to bother because a cop having a good day wrote me an ERO for it in lieu of a speeding ticket.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-02-03 20:47:18
@jbblawmd @BawlmoreMerlin Mine was shattered but not missing.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-04 19:02:52
@lizhenry What's your deploy process? dd if=/dev/sda of=goldmaster.iso
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-05 01:22:15
Randomly thinking of one time on a conference call that the lead tech guy for a MSP trying to sell us a contract hosting package suggested moving a single line of PHP that solved all our scaling issues. We realized we could host on a single box again, and they didn't make a sale.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-05 15:17:01
@jbblawmd I think you a word
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-05 15:18:58
RT @jaketapper: 8/ A reporter asked: “if it comes down to a binary choice, who would the President choose: the kids or the teachers?”
Psak…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-05 19:57:10
RT @APStylebook: Be careful not to confuse percent with percentage point. A change from 10% to 13% is a rise of 3 percentage points. This i…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-08 16:20:50
Convinced the whole rest of my life is going to be made up of mad-libs of "I was doing [everyday thing] and somehow injured [body part] which is still not back to normal 5 [time intervals] later."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-08 17:56:02
@xtrobot I relate to this space 100%
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-08 18:46:03
@mistersql This is a weird flex. It's difficult to effectively describe a use of object oriented classes in documentation without knowing what you just quoted. If you don't start from there, you "know OOP" the way cargo cults know why planes land.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-09 18:44:27
RT @emptywheel: Raskin: "President Trump may not know much about the Framers, but they knew a lot about him."
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-09 20:03:41
Castor off to a strong start. 🙃
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-09 20:13:58
Meanwhile, Senators from Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia quietly coughing "commonwealth" under their breath.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-10 18:12:48
The quick fade-out on the chanting was a nice touch.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-10 20:56:16
Learning things about potential Firefly episode plots I never wanted to know. Thanks Twitter, I hate it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-11 12:52:27
Hard to capture how pristine everything looks this morning.
https://t.co/0J4YSx110n
- Favorites: 13, Retweets: 0
2021-02-11 13:13:16
https://t.co/sd9lps5r5X
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-11 14:21:39
RT @donie: .@donk_enby did a huge service for the country saving those Parler videos. So much of what we are watching right now is from Pa…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-11 16:45:57
Prediction: The black market for forged CDC vaccination forms (this is real thing you can find on anti-vaxx and Gadsden-flagged forums) is about to surge wildly.
https://t.co/wAdyZBgcOV
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2021-02-11 19:31:57
@AndyDoubleYoo I'd always assumed that a pair of roughly equilateral triangles meeting at their end points was the optimal structural shape for a bike to distribute the rider's weight across the frame. Not sure it matters for a recreational rider, though.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-11 19:58:09
When I set up my first 401(k) at age 21, I asked HR how people that opened one at my age were using them in retirement. They told me no such people existed since they had only been created 22 years before that.
https://t.co/SIQJHOXkpF
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2021-02-11 20:50:58
Monopoly is a weird-ass term to assign to the operation of local governments.
https://t.co/0QRSfHu7ZB
- Favorites: 13, Retweets: 1
2021-02-12 00:47:49
@EdwardEricsonJr You missed the opportunity to say SOP in the GOP, and I'm not mad I'm just disappointed.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-02-12 13:44:25
RT @BoKnowsNews: The president, first lady, and first pups inspect the large heart candy statues on the White House north lawn, put in plac…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-12 17:36:54
Blue check marks are the real thing on trial here.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-12 17:56:37
Wait until these guys hear about the “war on” metaphors.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-12 17:58:14
Ever hear a word so many times it starts to sound absurd? Fight fiiiiiight figgght phight fite.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-02-12 22:33:06
RT @gofundme: Millions of Americas are struggling to pay for life's essentials right now.
Every day we see fundraisers for rent, utilities…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-12 22:49:43
@DigitalHeron My first exposure to this was the WordPerfect 5.1 color config screen that just had the word "Sample" from the top of the page to the bottom that would show you what a certain format would appear like on the 80x25 screen.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-13 19:10:35
Life in my house. My 6-yo: "Alexa, what should I say to a friend who found another friend?" Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't know." "Okay." ... "Alexa, play Old Town Road." everybody dances
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-02-13 20:25:38
I love how the argument is you took too long to bring impeachment charges, and also you didn't prepare them long enough. Also America.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2021-02-15 20:39:35
Google cares about this guy's privacy.
https://t.co/p1NPrHuRvl
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-02-16 13:44:53
RT @justin_fenton: They attached photos of Cumming on a work trip. “My report speaks for itself. I was asked to do a full investigation int…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-16 17:23:18
RT @BaltMediaBlog: Legit parked in Patterson Park to get this shot, leaving mud and tire tracks everywhere
With at least three parking sp…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-02-16 23:26:52
RT @Tim_Prudente: In response to push back from @MarilynMosbyEsq lawyers, @isabel_cumming just posted 40 pages of city officials seeking tr…
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2021-02-17 15:08:02
@travisd1000 "Sorry everybody, I've got a hard stop."
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2021-02-17 17:38:43
The volcanic eruption of 2021. The meteor strike of 2021. The mega flare of 2021. The carbon sink breakthrough of 2021. The SETI first contact of 2021. The East Coast Frack Quake of 2021. The African mosquito extinction of 2021. The quantum private key factoring of 2021.
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2021-02-17 19:08:16
RT @cathrynannpaul: Quick report from the Senate Floor: ALL of the Democrats in the Senate just voted in favor of extending the EITC to imm…
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2021-02-18 13:36:23
Ted Cruz is in Cancun right now.
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2021-02-18 13:48:03
@jbblawmd We live in an area where designing utilities for the cold is just part of doing business. In Texas it’s an unnecessary expense to insulate the pipes or dig deeper under the frost line or choose those heavy duty valves over the cheaper ones... until it isn’t.
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2021-02-18 14:36:21
Virtual snow days are the actual worst.
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2021-02-18 19:53:24
I fully support this proposed amendment
https://t.co/pyvKGvGteH
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2021-02-19 18:39:19
As of this morning, my wife and both my parents have received their second doses of a COVID vaccine. Hope is on the horizon.
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2021-02-19 18:40:29
I'm the quintessential non-essential so I'll be happy when mine comes along after everybody else who needs it more.
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2021-02-19 21:17:25
RT @julieroginsky: I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running…
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2021-02-20 17:11:26
And just like that, “Leslie Knope is a dog murder” and “Snoopers gonna snoop” were inexorably linked in the collective consciousness for all time.
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2021-02-21 16:08:23
If you ever wonder whether you're the consumer or the product, remember that energy companies are calling these five figure electricity bills "jackpots" and credit card companies refer to the people who pay their bills in full every month as "deadbeats."
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2021-02-21 16:10:49
RT @scanthepolice: Reminder: On Wednesday, FOP head Mike Mancuso announced he was going to this sketchy scene in which a cop shot at a man…
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2021-02-21 16:42:57
RT @notrivia: On pg. 62 of the DOJ report on the Baltimore Police Department, an entire section is labelled "Racial Disparities in BPD’s En…
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2021-02-22 17:18:34
@ElectRyanDorsey Too bad emails don't come with a postmark because that first one 100% would have said York County, PA.
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2021-02-22 18:35:04
Having one of those weird working days where scenes from my childhood flash through my brain while I'm typing up a technical memo. High school library, grandparents' porch, etc. Just little snaps of emotional memory that have attached themselves to my problem solving synapses...
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2021-02-22 18:59:04
Don't tell me school video classes are eating up all the bandwidth when Spotify is out here offering a premium service where customers download giant "lossless" audio files every time they listen to a new song on shuffle.
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2021-02-22 20:54:49
People post new drivers licenses, boarding passes, and new car registration in hi-res pictures online with their printed personal info blacked out but no comprehension of the information density of the PDF417 barcode that they left visible.
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2021-02-23 12:34:43
@llanahan The rest of us are but sympathy generalists.
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2021-02-23 15:31:36
The existence of "Maryland Vaccine Hunters" Facebook group is a failure of state and local governments.
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2021-02-24 15:40:25
Dundalk resident just called 911 to report that she saw people walking around inside her house on her indoor Ring camera. County police apprehended a guy outside matching her description, and she is emailing the video to the officer for final confirmation. #scanner
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2021-02-24 15:56:46
@EdwardEricsonJr Pretty common. A few of my neighbors have one pointed at entrance doors.
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2021-02-24 17:28:11
Make no mistake: Baltimore's Inspector-General is under attack because her office had the temerity to prepare and publish a factual report on the actions a politically powerful couple who do not want this particular spotlight shined on them.
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2021-02-24 17:30:59
Nobody was complaining when the reports were aimed at malfeasance of individual city employees and first- and second- level managers running side businesses out of the sign shop and hoarding uncashed checks, but the minute that forensic lens was aimed too high, watch out!
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2021-02-24 17:34:10
The mayor, city council writ large, city directors, and neighborhood leaders need to speak out a clear voice in support of the OIG. This will set the tone for the next decade whether city government at all levels is accountable, or if certain folks can stay untouchable.
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2021-02-24 17:38:52
It's not even about whether anyone faces an eventual consequence. The statement needs to be "the investigation needed to happen, and its findings are not in question." Then argue about penalties and accountability and the clarity of policy all you want.
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2021-02-25 18:38:21
How do kids who didn't grow up with a house full of incandescent 100 watt bulbs describe how much power something uses? Clothes irons? Microwaves?
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2021-02-26 16:26:36
Can we do a public service campaign and let the Pennsylvania plates know that you’re more likely to get hit by a meteor then get pulled over by that city police in the middle lane of I 83.
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2021-02-26 19:15:43
@Tim_Prudente @MarilynMosbyEsq @KobiLittle Looking forward to a list of all the other investigations they care deeply about.
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2021-02-26 19:20:12
Currently have 8.6 square feet of computer displays in my field of view. It's a bit overwhelming.
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2021-02-26 21:01:19
@jbblawmd @scanthepolice Nope, just the opposite.
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2021-02-26 21:03:35
@lemonodor Pilot, we're going to need to you draw 30 suggestive contrails in the sky before you proceed to landing.
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2021-02-27 19:28:03
RT @EricLuedtke: It should surprise nobody in Maryland that Andy Harris (Q-MD) voted last night AGAINST $1400 relief checks, direct small b…
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2021-02-27 20:47:44
RT @BenBonnema: trader joe's just fired me for sending this letter to the ceo, saying i don't share the company values. i guess advocating…
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2021-02-27 20:47:52
RT @BenBonnema: @TraderJoesUnion here's the letter they gave me
https://t.co/BeYmopbmJ3
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2021-02-27 20:55:30
@ampledata Took me two minutes to pinch and zoom to find “ground rod driver” and now I am no longer confused. I was about to say “back in my day we just used a needle in the guys outdoor coax run but you do you.” 😀
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March
2021-03-01 14:40:57
From all of us at the @HarfordHills ES PTA, a warm welcome back to all our students, staff and teachers. Stay safe!
https://t.co/IfFNtrXUm9
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2021-03-01 17:01:20
There are about 400 houses in my neighborhood with 1960s-style low-profile brick face construction that are all priced around $250k. The two houses currently for sale are brand new McMansion-style construction priced at $400k+ that stick out like a pair of sore thumbs. 🤮
https://t.co/IuGqAzQomD
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2021-03-01 17:25:40
@abachman Got a Raspberry Pi?
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2021-03-02 13:58:32
RT @realGulDukat: March 2020. March 2021.
https://t.co/61FQ3QLtNL
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2021-03-02 20:11:21
@jbblawmd Do these people not have teeth?
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2021-03-02 20:53:37
Ordered the wrong SSD enclosure because I didn't see the 6pt text that says "PCIe AHCI" on the card and the tiny disclaimer that says "AHCI not supported" on the online listing. I'm a pro and it didn't occur to me to check for variants. How the hell do muggles manage?
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2021-03-03 01:21:12
Current status:
https://t.co/FNMmRMUg5H
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2021-03-04 14:08:43
@CarolSOtt MRIS has a field specifically for buyer and seller concession/closing assistance amounts that's visible to the agents but not the public. Could they be figuring in that amount into their total?
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2021-03-04 15:44:05
Has anyone ever added resistors to their Bluetooth headphones to make the lowest volume setting even lower? I've got a pair of Bohm headphones with this problem, but I'm not sure what ohm to pick. Google is less than helpful here.
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2021-03-04 15:52:16
Seeing a lot of warnings that I'll reduce the dynamic range if I don't know what I'm doing, but nobody provides a good alternative I might be able to do at my workbench.
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2021-03-04 19:52:44
Refining my search terms seemed to help, found this "L pad" calculator which takes the ohm rating of the speaker (tech specs say 110Ω with noise cancelling on) and the amount I want to reduce (half, so -10dB) and gives me the two resistors I need.
https://t.co/9qpCUIrYvp
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2021-03-04 23:28:16
@tsdower Suddenly git
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2021-03-05 15:29:12
I'm having flashbacks to having to switch between my double-height Xircom PCMCIA modem/ethernet card and the Linksys 802.11 card with the giant gray antenna portion depending on what university building I was sitting in. I actually miss the form factor of this laptop a lot.
https://t.co/hIzfyLooOY
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2021-03-06 15:41:57
RT @shusters1sties: We had a great first week back in first grade!! Everyone can’t wait to come back next week! @HarfordHills @sgregorybcps…
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2021-03-07 18:37:53
RT @kilynrain: Today I learned that most tattoos don’t show up on wet plate pictures, that’s why you never see tattoos on our ancestors in…
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2021-03-08 14:16:03
@EdwardEricsonJr @justin_fenton There's a lot of distance between "do a high res survey once a week" and "fly a circle at 4000 ft every 10 minutes."
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2021-03-08 14:48:30
@jbblawmd @EdwardEricsonJr @justin_fenton I think it was Justice Scalia who wrote in Kyllo that the founders would have never allowed the lady of the house to be tracked by GPS on her mobile sauna van.
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2021-03-08 22:26:49
RT @carlfranzen: @ditzkoff
https://t.co/col6AVlO85
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2021-03-09 12:38:40
Hey friends, if you get a big crack in your windshield do you usually go to your usual mechanic or call one of the window replacement companies that do on-site replacement?
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2021-03-09 14:02:15
https://t.co/k7rYLThlYz
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2021-03-09 16:23:42
The window's only been open for an hour and already I can recognize the neighbor lady who circles the block a few times every day by the sound of her cane.
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2021-03-09 17:14:55
Thanks everybody, went through insurance and remembered that's why I pay for comprehensive coverage every year. Home fix scheduled for a reasonable deductible.
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2021-03-09 17:42:16
Pretty sure I just managed to crash a AWS Lightsail server by opening a 300MB MySQL backup in vi.
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2021-03-10 00:56:35
@kalanigordon This is the way
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2021-03-10 00:57:42
@DigitalHeron
https://t.co/zpZyOBBYyS
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2021-03-10 01:27:33
@wittbecky . . . the monkey's paw curls a finger
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2021-03-10 17:03:52
Hogan about to find out what demand-side economics looks like.
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2021-03-11 14:01:08
5,114 days on this hellscape. To think I used to have a blog. #MyTwitterAnniversary
https://t.co/sGaHlxJjya
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2021-03-11 14:07:48
Any programming language that doesn't let you have a trailing comma on the last element of an array declaration is trash.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-03-11 15:55:53
Worst sleep in weeks last night. Fitbit gave it a 77 (Fair). Been trending in the high 80s/low 90s since mid-February. Feels like every 15 minutes my brain is resetting and forcing me to go back over my notes to remember what I'm working on.
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2021-03-11 15:57:19
RT @RadioNathan: Mood.
https://t.co/5nDaL29idN
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2021-03-12 14:49:44
RT @emilyasullivan: why am I crying in the club rn
https://t.co/bfLSa9cfbf
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2021-03-12 19:18:34
Since college (24 years ago) I've sorted my email inbox by size. Back in those days the smallest email was usually 900 bytes and the biggest was maybe 5-6k if it was a long thread. These days my smallest email is 3k minimum and the average size is easily 75k. SNR = infinity
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2021-03-12 22:02:49
It’s five o’clock. Larry Hogan’s “COVID games” begins now. May the R0 be ever in your favor.
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2021-03-15 00:27:31
The president of the neighborhood association just posted three consecutive pictures of dog poop to the local Facebook group, I guess to shame the people who left it? Only real result is three close-up pictures of dog poop in my news feed. 🤮I don't even have a dog.
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2021-03-16 20:30:27
@thepacketrat Isn't schadenfreude literally a method of finding joy?
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2021-03-16 20:32:39
@lemonodor Where's the server closet? Just machete through these vines.
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2021-03-18 13:43:55
This is my favorite weather when I have a day full of coding to do.
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2021-03-18 15:12:13
This track from Don Diablo is really fun to listen to and I wish there were more like it.
https://t.co/4k5i3oYybl
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2021-03-18 16:39:25
@mistersql Setting up the initial subscription endpoints is the worst part.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-03-19 18:21:54
When did Litmus lose the feature where you could just drag a directory full of email HTML into your dashboard and automatically generate a bunch of new projects?
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2021-03-19 21:06:00
RT @JuddLegum: BREAKING
@Cigna has broken it's pledge to suspend donations to members of Congress who impeded the peaceful transfer of pow…
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2021-03-21 16:08:33
RT @owenlhjphillips: happy birthday Mister Rogers. here's every color of cardigan he wore on the show presented in chronological order
#rs…
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2021-03-22 14:18:23
@nostaticatalll Worst geocache ever.
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2021-03-22 15:42:15
@jbblawmd Just got that phone call too.
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2021-03-23 15:13:11
One of my neighbors is mowing their lawn already.
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2021-03-23 17:07:50
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is trending for the weirdest reason. Also, unrelated, never look up the maximum allowed levels of rot, insect filth and rodent filth permitted by the FDA in the Food Defect Levels Handbook. It's not zero.
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2021-03-24 16:38:11
@jbblawmd All petty cybercriminals use a Drevo keyboard apparently.
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2021-03-25 13:31:15
@jbblawmd "I know kung fu"
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2021-03-25 23:39:14
Roofing contractor asked me about my masonic ball cap and said he was curious how to join a lodge. Poor guy, he had no idea I had pamphlets ready.
- Favorites: 5, Retweets: 0
2021-03-26 01:25:56
@oodja I watched "Warrior Nun" at 1.5x with frequent 10 sec skips and I'm convinced that's the only way I got through the four episodes I did.
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2021-03-26 14:49:35
RT @MacFarlaneNews: EXCLUSIVE: National PTA has revoked the charter of the Maryland PTA chapter.
Two days after this @NBC4ITeam invest…
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2021-03-26 16:31:40
RT @justinamash: Imagine making it a crime to offer water to people waiting in line to vote.
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2021-03-26 16:32:19
#FollowFriday @Cannonfor58
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2021-03-26 20:14:46
I would like to live in this multiverse
https://t.co/YiApCcMiSG
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2021-03-26 22:03:17
RT @baltimoresun: The national organization has sent a cease and desist letter to the Maryland PTA and has been in touch with the Maryland…
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2021-03-27 13:20:25
The fake business name I made up to register a domain name 26 years ago gets more credit card offers every month than I do.
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2021-03-29 14:01:17
@thredthegnar Please tell me this is to scale
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2021-03-30 01:08:16
@JustinWeather Later that day...
https://t.co/z1sevO0GSr
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2021-03-30 15:26:30
Two masonic buildings in North Vancouver are on fire right now.
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2021-03-31 14:10:14
Programmer problems: When my son was first born, I signed him into the kid care room at the gym, put his age down as "zero" and everybody acted like I was the crazy one.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 1
2021-03-31 14:18:06
Literally every other value in the "age" column was an integer. You can't blame me for inferring data type and formatting my row insert accordingly.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
April
2021-04-01 01:32:14
@joshthedavid Neighbor A should dig until he hits the aquifer and make his own damn lake.
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 1
2021-04-02 13:56:30
It’s snowing.
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2021-04-09 13:06:04
What has two thumbs and 0.3 ml of Pfizer Vaccine?
This guy. 👍🏻👍🏻 https://t.co/y6S5ar4V5i
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 0
2021-04-09 14:43:19
Everybody else says they're getting these cool 5G microchips implanted but I hooked up I2C leads to my fingertips this morning and mine appears to be an ATTINY841-SSU. What a bummer.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-04-09 16:05:50
@bosconet I've been waiting a long time to tweet out that joke.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-09 20:56:05
@driversofnyc If you drive a stick shift car exclusively for a long time and then hop into an automatic, you can have a jarring experience when your left foot searches for the clutch pedal and finds the brake.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2021-04-11 00:36:25
Heard my first singular brood cicada about five minutes ago.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-12 16:29:37
@lemonodor Pretty sure Sublime Text also goes to infinity.
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2021-04-13 01:04:03
@svaneksmith And since "bear" comes from a root that means "brown," grizzly bear just means "grey brown."
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-13 01:14:17
This seller on Amazon sold a bunch of swing-sets they couldn't deliver (including ours) then they sent out a emails blaming the shipping service for "losing" their packages. Their negative rating 30 days ago should have been a tip off. Lesson learned.
https://t.co/ESAzrOg1lm
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2021-04-13 13:34:44
@pilgrimdear So many people need a crash course in micromorts.
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2021-04-14 13:52:54
I lasted a solid few weeks with "Silence Unknown Callers" turned off. Once it reached five auto warranty calls a day, I gave up again.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-04-14 15:02:13
RT @BaltimoreBrew: High-ranking Baltimore Co. official made $30,000 in unauthorized purchases, County IG reports. Among the items reportedl…
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2021-04-15 15:34:33
@rfeaz Thanks to the 5G chip it's more like Vision vs. Ultron.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-15 17:14:00
@bosconet I'm in a daily battle with Sentinel One Agent for CPU cycles and it sucks.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-15 19:36:28
RT @MacFarlaneNews: Today, Worrell appealed to DC Court of Appeals... and makes this striking argument:
Worrell argues he has a right to…
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2021-04-15 19:53:57
Nothing inconsistent in this story.
https://t.co/o3AG1Vx995
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2021-04-16 12:56:47
@mistersql Todoist has been good to me so far this year.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-16 14:43:36
Pandemic remote work finally broke me. I just put on @audiosampling's "Calm Office" sound generator on the speakers so that my quiet basement sounds like an open office plan and its... making me feel better.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-04-16 14:50:45
@tmkeesey @audiosampling Same guy.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-04-16 19:07:53
This is the most obvious scam Facebook ad I've ever seen. A waterproof screen mirroring nano projector bracelet that lets you use your arm like a touch screen with 72 hour battery life for the low low price of $29 (Paypal accepted). How does this stuff pass a cursory review?
https://t.co/Yy3eoXybuZ
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-19 14:08:23
RT @KnowledgeHubTy: so Data can do 60 trillion operations per second
that's 60 teraflops
that means one Data = two RTX 3080s https://t.co…
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2021-04-19 15:08:34
@PeterMoskos There are strong opinions on "blinky modes" on r/flashlight. Consensus seems to be that they're worthless from a tactical point of view compared to a bright directed beam.
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2021-04-19 18:53:05
@DTOhl Some group is going to get offended no matter what term you use. Dispatchers and call takers don't consider themselves "administrative" or "support" since they're also interfaced with the public. Non-sworn is probably the best you're going to get.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-20 14:06:53
RT @ZiziFothSi: Do you ever have an employee review where you look down at your manager’s notes on you & it’s like, “why yes, those are ind…
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2021-04-20 14:19:42
RT @jedweeks: How it started How it's going
https://t.co/pin2kLrXzW
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2021-04-20 14:30:56
RT @Surgeon_General: You can't be billed for COVID-19 vaccinations. If you receive a bill, you should first speak to the person or facility…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-04-20 17:06:17
Anyone else have a dedicated Kanban board for keeping track of interaction with government agencies? Just me? Thankfully, pretty light this week.
https://t.co/kNNVMfwD7D
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-20 20:02:24
All the choppers are up for the Domino Sugar fire. 13, 11, DC media, two Foxtrots...
https://t.co/4L8QmwYZrB
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-04-20 21:22:14
RT @SkyCirclesBWI: N119TV, a Eurocopter AS.350-B, is circling over Baltimore at 1125 feet, speed 56 MPH, squawking 5111, 0.03 miles from Do…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-04-21 00:04:46
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: .@FOP3 wants you to believe BPD has extraordinary attrition.
They don’t.
Employee attrition across the U.S. is 12%-1…
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2021-04-21 14:08:20
RT @BaltCoEmergency: Our emergency managers will be watching for storm impacts today such as outages, road debris, and building damage. Com…
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2021-04-21 23:38:12
Just said “no muss, no fuss” to my daughter and after she exclaimed that muss isn’t a real word I had to explain a commercial from 34 years ago.
https://t.co/prSXKlhV84
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2021-04-22 14:37:54
@bmorecourtwatch An hour long conference to come to the obvious conclusion that everybody already agreed to.
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2021-04-22 14:52:28
Only one week to dose #2.
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2021-04-22 15:22:16
@jbblawmd Even if it doesn’t scare you it doesn’t allow you to prepare for what will be discussed. That’s impolite no matter who you are.
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2021-04-22 17:51:56
@mistersql I would think that something like a Makefile would be flexible enough to do this.
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2021-04-23 14:09:45
Memory is such a weird thing. In my mind I can smell and hear driving out of the dealership onto Route 40 in my first new car 20 years ago but I can't remember a single detail about driving my kids to school this morning two hours later.
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2021-04-23 16:36:25
Gave up going up and down the stairs to refill my coffee all day and just starting moving the 12 cup carafe down to my desk at 9am.
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2021-04-23 20:42:24
@JustinKownacki So a regular purge of anybody who has a vision or plan extending out longer than four years, leaving continuity of executive functions and legislative policy to longer-term staff and bureaucratic positions.
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2021-04-26 14:40:30
@msmacb Do you have one (or brand) you particularly like? We're looking for a good one as it gets warmer.
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2021-04-26 14:42:19
When you accidentally drop a slider in your pint of oatmeal stout that's called a Kudlow.
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2021-04-26 23:05:00
Went running without my phone so naturally I encountered not one but two lost dogs with only phone numbers on their collars for contact info.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-04-27 13:09:05
@JoannaBarnumArt I thought the only right you acquired by purchasing an NFT was the right to sell that NFT at some point in the future?
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2021-04-28 21:24:45
Zoning Hearing 8858 Waltham Woods Road (North Plaza Shopping Center). Owner has asked for a zoning variance to add additional signs. Baltimore County online hearing 5/18/2021 1:30pm for 2021-0044-SPHA.
https://t.co/eqIiUrVvOx
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2021-04-29 12:52:36
Seven hours to Pfizer number two.
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2021-04-29 13:27:58
@jbblawmd Fairgrounds had walk-up doses yesterday.
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2021-04-29 17:44:28
"Hi Rob, it's ___ calling from the preschool everything's fine. I just wanted to let you know he found a spider and was so excited about it. So I did trap it off in a Play-Doh container with a little arrow on it. It's all taped up. He really wants me to send it home. Is this OK?"
- Favorites: 10, Retweets: 1
2021-04-29 18:26:39
We bought a $50 espresso machine in February and have made a latte every morning since then. It’s cut our “coffee out” (Sbux, DD) consumption down to MAYBE once a month and paid for itself six times over already.
https://t.co/Rcqhw2ztLq
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2021-04-29 18:44:42
@jurph Went with a SOWTECH but the brand is basically a white-label generic 50psi espresso maker. You'll find it under a variety of resellers but it always has a 2x4" panel that looks like the one below. Does not come with a steaming pitcher.
https://t.co/I3nUGCANGS
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2021-04-29 21:52:39
Fully vaccinated! 🎉💉👍🏻
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2021-04-30 11:28:11
https://t.co/1ECoXrOPc3
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May
2021-05-01 12:43:15
This video has brought me such joy this morning. Magnetic earthworms, man.
https://t.co/hvGbq7ZZKf
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2021-05-03 16:54:20
Just stepped barefoot on a Lego so bad I legit can’t feel my toes.
https://t.co/fKUZvN0re6
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2021-05-03 17:28:44
Watching a “lost” Tile navigate the postal system on its way back to the house is strangely cool. It really is a distributed surveillance system used for good.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-03 18:18:18
@ryptide The odds: not in my favor
https://t.co/LPj6MlFR5u
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2021-05-03 19:03:59
My new favorite Reddit comment meme is "of all the things that didn't happen, this happened the least."
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2021-05-04 13:32:12
@JustinKownacki Absolutely a scam.
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2021-05-04 13:53:41
Because its 2021, last night I upgraded my flashlight to the latest version of its software.
https://t.co/WrHGf441qO
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2021-05-04 13:59:13
@thebrokenplate May you live to see another pass of Halley's comet.
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2021-05-04 14:34:06
@bosconet Not my pic, but basically what I was doing:
https://t.co/q01Cs2BlPM
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2021-05-04 22:53:41
Can't wait to see what Amazon thinks I want after ordering a small bottle of Brass Black and a 3 pack of brillo pads. Hoping I get into the antiquing cohort.
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2021-05-05 13:11:34
RT @NatashaBertrand: Breaking: Trump remains banned from Facebook. “The Board has upheld Facebook’s decision on January 7, 2021, to restric…
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2021-05-05 14:17:23
RT @MayorBMScott: Rather than relying solely on status quo "solutions" and #MAGA talking points, how about actually meeting with me to disc…
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2021-05-05 14:32:31
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: This is a very bad indicator of what to expect when consumers are terrorized by Rhino’s debt collectors.
Bill propone…
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2021-05-05 15:07:34
@cat_portfolio @BrianFrosh Oops! Deleted!
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2021-05-05 18:30:26
@jennaburrell The concept of the "marketing funnel" in general, especially with social media marketing
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2021-05-05 20:24:19
Easy when I check off a baker's dozen things every morning just to get the kids to school on time with everything they need:
https://t.co/PHBhW3y18j
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2021-05-06 13:46:43
@driversofnyc @PetruSofio Flashing Don't Walk
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2021-05-06 14:32:36
This new light is not super practical but it is so very pretty. Emisar D4V2 CuZn (Brass) body with Nichia E21A R9050 emitters in 2000K color temperature with a frosted optic, warm white backlit button, and linear constant current driver. #D4V2
https://t.co/O3ICxyWMKI
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2021-05-06 14:41:51
@bosconet This is the answer to your question.
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2021-05-06 15:06:52
@jamesthomson There are a lot worse hobbies to have than crafting beautiful imaginary dice
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2021-05-06 15:13:19
@jamesthomson I'd love to see that vacuum fluorescent 7-segment style on PCalc
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-06 15:17:57
@jamesthomson Thanks, I got pretty close in the settings, but it's the sweet hex pattern that really completes the look
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2021-05-06 16:11:49
Eddie Gallagher: Found not guilty of murder, attempted murder, obstruction of justice, pardoned by Trump with restored rank and insignia.
Also Eddie Gallagher: "We killed that guy. Our intention was to kill him, everybody was on board."
https://t.co/hVoPWNtnBX
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2021-05-06 23:54:16
Time to plan out how to reprogram my flashlight 🔦
https://t.co/zitCDXHWOe
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2021-05-07 17:16:26
Lunchtime flashlight custom firmware update. More C than I’ve written since 2014 when I got a Pebble watch (precursor to the modern Fitbits) and wanted to make my own watch faces.
https://t.co/vjzaI5kicA
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2021-05-07 18:32:07
County Air and WJZ choppers headed somewhere in the northwest fast
https://t.co/IuCvs0ARpZ
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2021-05-07 18:36:13
@wittbecky With a good chromakey carpet you'd never know.
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2021-05-07 18:37:52
Correction: WJZ and Foxtrot, doing large circles in and around Cromwell Valley Park.
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2021-05-07 18:49:39
GARDN3 (PG), TPR6 (MD), N804CP (BCo), N452F (BCi), N713TV all overhead at the same time. That's a lot of police/TV helicopters in one place. What the heck is going on?
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2021-05-10 17:05:53
Like clockwork, my credit card is compromised yet again. The last two have both had charges to hemp, cannabis, and health product industries. This one's no exception. Cornbread hemp, PureSpectrum CBD, Bulletproof Wholesale, Cocoa Via. I wonder what the connection is? Easy resale?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-10 17:15:58
Almost missed the charge from 4 Corners Cannabis which kicked off the whole card compromise alert.
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2021-05-10 20:24:58
@xofzil The appointment time is that magical instant when you, the patient, switch from a cost center to a profit center on the medical providers' balance sheet.
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2021-05-10 23:34:35
What’s up with all these people saying “cancel culture” when they mean “consequences?”
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2021-05-11 15:08:52
Spotted a single cicada shell on the sidewalk on the way to school this morning.
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2021-05-12 14:20:50
They're just so darn pretty
https://t.co/fDrNVxbtfz
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2021-05-12 16:15:04
@AndyDoubleYoo Go to
https://t.co/5PYsYLXMHxand use the map referenced in your deed.
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2021-05-12 19:49:53
Did a forced antique patina on my flashlight today at lunch with some Birchwood Casey Brass Black. After polishing up some "heavy wear" areas I think it came out really nice and very steampunk!
https://t.co/VvLtGURLmH
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2021-05-12 20:27:04
RT @poppupwriter: The most incredible thing about a flexible work schedule is that you can move things around so you can ensure you work on…
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2021-05-12 21:52:52
@jbblawmd Except U.S. dollars have an army.
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2021-05-13 01:27:26
Colonial Pipeline is already returning to operation but rubbermaid bins full of stale gas are going to go into the storm drains for years to come.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-05-13 11:38:31
RT @MariMilehamIHES: This student created his own cozy atmosphere today and I absolutely love it 😂
https://t.co/xBQKeJAQxj
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2021-05-13 13:48:01
@AndyDoubleYoo Did you find your map?
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2021-05-13 18:15:55
RT @timjhogan: Just saw “2050 is closer than 1990” and I’ve had enough for today.
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2021-05-14 14:03:10
This is your annual reminder that birds aren’t real and you just lost the game.
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2021-05-14 14:23:25
Remind me again why anyone would go back to working in a cubicle?
https://t.co/zm9GavwUws
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2021-05-14 14:25:26
RT @KFILE: New: A since-deleted video from 2019 shows MTG harassing @AOC's office through a locked door. Calling her "crazy eyes" and telli…
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2021-05-14 18:49:40
I've been outside on the back porch since 9am writing solid code with good music playing on a little portable speaker and I feel great.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-14 19:42:22
Friday is a popular lawn work day in my neighborhood.
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2021-05-14 19:46:05
I can hear this from my house.
https://t.co/RrkLIdIdyZ
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2021-05-14 19:55:13
News helicopters have arrived.
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2021-05-14 20:42:26
Birds keep landing on the fence next to me with cicada nymphs in their mouths.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-17 16:07:14
Working from a picnic table under a pavilion at Honeygo Park because why the hell not?
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2021-05-17 19:02:32
RT @lonewolftek: Paging @AthertonKD ...🤣
https://t.co/ekkjvzdlnI
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2021-05-17 19:29:46
@MileahKromer Is there a web page somewhere that describes why multimember districts even exist? It’s always puzzled me.
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2021-05-17 19:30:20
RT @randomhouse: The CDC says fully vaccinated people can still cancel plans to stay home and read.
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2021-05-17 19:38:06
The local birds are entirely ignoring the suet we've set out. They're already all full up on cicada meat.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 1
2021-05-17 19:58:20
@althtcybrsisgld Isn’t this what the “add 30 sec” button on the microwave was designed for?
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2021-05-17 21:08:27
Rhino vetoed.
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2021-05-17 21:39:01
What is Trooper 1 doing? Traffic spotting?
https://t.co/NcAgkqY3lZ
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2021-05-17 22:48:34
Deliveries still arriving to our house from our compromised credit card. Who benefits from this? The store didn’t get money, the fraudsters didn’t get any product, the credit card company reversed all the charges. So why would someone make those fake orders in the first place?
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2021-05-17 23:24:08
@ralban It’s from smaller independent vendors so that seems less likely, but who knows.
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2021-05-18 00:01:39
There are enough cicada nymphs coming out of the ground that my son has decided to run cicada races on pieces of spare plywood.
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2021-05-18 02:01:16
It’s happening!
https://t.co/EuiSjJVm9E
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2021-05-18 16:47:57
The @WJZ helicopter just flew out from KMTN, hovered over my backyard for 5 minutes, and then booked it back to the airport. WTF?
https://t.co/KQUhOisNvZ
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2021-05-18 16:50:27
I'm sorry I asked
https://t.co/9bMr7NZVBY
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2021-05-18 17:07:21
Seventeen years was enough time to forget how dumb cicadas were until I started hearing the thwap sound of them flying into the walls of my house a few minutes ago.
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2021-05-18 17:08:41
Still listening to the scanner. Bull loose on Manor Road.
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2021-05-19 20:05:55
@epiphanyinbmore My section of 21234 started the bell curve about a week ago, since it's been about 81 degrees most of the day I imagine we'll see a large emergence tonight after sunset.
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2021-05-20 13:20:02
@ElectRyanDorsey @MorganStateU @Strava Don't forget to wear a mask... so you don't accidentally eat your weight in cicadas during the ride.
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2021-05-20 14:59:29
Never used, 2 stars. 😒
https://t.co/iuqwXKRQ4z
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2021-05-20 15:00:21
Hearing a solid hum from the woods to the north.
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2021-05-20 15:48:08
The new(ish) ticket system for @BaltCoGov works great. It’s nice to get quick feedback on little issues without having to manage a bunch of email threads with individual folks.
https://t.co/rcwKZWAexZ
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-05-20 21:57:56
Technically my son is giving all these cicadas an above average chance of mating and not being eaten.
https://t.co/0ULluEkUKA
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2021-05-20 22:03:48
Give the Baltimore County OIG as many business cards as they want. Bumper stickers and car wraps too. Plaster that number on everything.
https://t.co/lw1ir0OTPp
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2021-05-20 22:14:52
Every report that comes out of an OIG office makes me more confident in the operations of the county as a taxpayer and voter, not less. I’m happy to support robust auditing and accountability in local government ALWAYS.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 13:09:27
@CicadaWp
https://t.co/MAMTaLVBP0
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2021-05-21 13:10:08
RT @CouncilmanIzzy: “Patoka voiced support for the work being done by [@BaltCoGov Inspector General Kelly] Madigan.
“‘I think an Inspecto…
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2021-05-21 14:33:06
The phrase "their butts fall off" doesn't really do justice to what happens to cicadas who catch that weird fungus. It's more like their insides got scooped out by a tiny melon baller but all the parts in the front still work.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 14:41:56
For the first time since snowpocalypse I spilled a to-the-brim cup of coffee all over a nice keyboard. It's currently sitting out on the back porch fully disassembled and depending how it dries may take a fun trip through the dishwasher.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 14:46:23
@DaxAeterna @lyft @AskLyft I took a Uber to ORD a few years ago and the driver's cologne was so pungent I was in tears by the end of the trip. It was not a five star rating, but I think he dinged me back.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 14:49:38
Troy Hunt's service notified me about the ParkMobile breach weeks before the company reached out.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 17:11:30
Decided against the dishwasher or alcohol dip because I'm lazy. Board is dry and blown out with can air. Letting the keys dry out in the sun from a quick rinse. I got a lot of debris out of between the keys so maybe it'll wind up better off after all this.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 17:22:19
@jongaynor It's my New Poker II with Cherry MX Blues. I got into every switch with the canned air and just crossing my fingers.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 17:53:45
@tsdower Hams are doing really fun things with digital modes and the "maker" movement. You can make a $20 shortwave beacon transmitter for WSPR with a RasPi, a coil of wire and handful of toroids.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 17:58:20
@tsdower My dad (incidentally who took the callsign of his deceased mentor 20 years ago) is really into DMR and digital hotspots right now, and still throws up a dipole every few weeks to do some old-school morse code. Meanwhile my dubious vintage gear gathers dust...
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-21 18:45:45
Coming soon to eBay near you: 30 million late-model graphics cards, only slightly melted, many motivated sellers - must make margin.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-05-22 17:01:57
RT @isabel_cumming: Kudos to @BaltBizOnline for selecting Baltimore County Inspector General Kelly Madigan as a Who’s Who in Law. Kelly is…
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2021-05-26 15:28:16
Can't get over the symbolism of my neighborhood's association posting a picture of the board members kneeling in front of a standing line of uniformed police.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-05-26 16:29:03
@Spicxer Present, but not in that one.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-26 19:17:57
Did not expect when my daughter started elementary school in 2019 that I would be tapped for a committee to help interview candidates for principal two years later. It's great to be in the (Microsoft Teams) rooms where the decisions get made about my kids' education.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-05-26 21:21:21
@RayDubicki My answer for the last 12 months has been "easily digestible fantasy books in my Kindle" because if I try to read anything even remotely thought provoking before bed I'll never get to sleep.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-27 11:41:49
@Spicxer @BaltCoGov Put in a ticket here
https://t.co/qq1r4Jhtwoor call 410-887-3560.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-05-27 17:25:33
Just got a Where's George hit after almost 9 years:
https://t.co/jqLwsHO9vn
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-05-28 19:03:25
What I say: “Alexa turn off the living room lights.” What Alexa hears: “Turn off literally every device in the living room including the TV.”
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-05-29 23:38:46
RT @propublica: “As soon as we saw him and saw the sketch, we were just like, ‘Oh my God, it’s him,’” said one of the detectives.
“We wer…
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June
2021-06-01 16:53:37
@wittbecky The Fit is surprisingly comfortable, I've done it a few times in the last three years when I showed up late or in bad precip to the campsite. Only advantage the tent has over the Fit is that I won't run a propane heater inside the car so it can be a dryer but colder experience.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-01 16:54:55
The WHO is moving away from naming viruses after the place where they were discovered/prominent, which is a huge improvement. Now if we can only get the Weather Channel to stop naming winter storms, everything will be as it should.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-06-02 14:19:24
@wittbecky Going rate is $5/bushel, it's been a good season.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-02 16:29:15
Not enough hours in the day now that everybody wants to do 1000% of the things.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-06-02 18:26:48
@christinezhang That's what the admin assistant has been exporting from Crystal Reports into the share drive since 1991.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-03 18:43:21
Submitted testimony to the Baltimore County Restricting Committee today so that maybe my 0.13 square mile neighborhood doesn't have to be divided in half between two councilmanic districts for the next ten years.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-06-04 12:20:20
RT @akmantegna: A HUGE special thank you to @ElectRyanDorsey for your efforts in getting the @OIG_Baltimore where it is, & your continued e…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-06-04 14:03:20
@shusters1sties @HarfordHills @sgregorybcps @CbyersChristina Caught a glimpse of Rosie the stuffed cat there. She was a stalwart support animal during all of remote learning, so nice she finally gets to see the classroom in person! 😻
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-04 14:32:55
I'm trying to renew my license but it seems like
https://t.co/Ul2dC4Mk6Kis offline. @MD_MVA
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-04 15:00:03
@MD_MVA Are you aware that emails are going out with the wrong link?
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2021-06-07 17:12:09
RT @laurynricketts: THIS is not rain, not ground clutter (the radar beam picking up objects close the radar site --which is in Loudoun Coun…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-06-08 13:45:07
RT @propublica: World's wealthiest person Jeff Bezos has twice avoided paying a penny in federal income tax in a year. Second-wealthiest ma…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-06-08 16:02:12
@mistersql NO GO: Excess precision removes ability of marketing team to fudge feature sets and blame the customer
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-08 16:03:50
Moving a source file from one column to another is reliably crashing Visual Studio. How's your day going?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-06-08 23:22:56
RT @CbyersChristina: Congratulations to Kristin Bull on becoming the new principal of @HarfordHills Elementary!
https://t.co/TpoEkPD7w1
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2021-06-09 00:44:06
Anyone have any AVR microchips laying around that I could borrow? I need to test if my ad hoc flashing system works. Anything in the Attiny series would work.
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2021-06-09 13:51:59
@bosconet @odetteramos All my county requests get submitted to the law department first, probably nothing to worry about.
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2021-06-09 15:02:19
Welp, my phone number is being used as the outgoing caller-ID for a bunch of spam calls so don't bother trying to reach me on the phone while all the old folks are calling me back mad that I'm trying to sell them a car warranty.
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2021-06-09 15:12:45
The local neighborhood association negotiated an agreement with county government to put up three Citizens on Patrol signs only to immediately break it by putting up twice as many as agreed. I'm stumped how they think this will end well for them.
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2021-06-09 15:20:31
@bosconet Is it OK if one doesn't come back alive? I don't even need to flash it, I just want to verify that it gives back the right device ID with my breadboard wiring. If so I'll hit you up.
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2021-06-09 15:55:59
@tom_swiss DPW removed 8+ signs for being non-permitted and not compliant with MUTCD eight months ago. Not sure why this time would be any different.
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2021-06-09 23:12:36
My kids have decided they are going to try to learn my passwords so they can watch their shows without parental restrictions. Oh children, I have trained my entire professional life for this day.
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2021-06-10 00:33:40
@shusters1sties She is what we call in the industry an “advanced persistent threat.” Usually reserved for nation states and well funded hacker groups but the basis is the same. I have to win every time, she only needs to win once. 😂
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2021-06-10 14:31:05
@jbblawmd There's been some hype around algae based, AI powered carbon sequestration but apparently the real-world results didn't match the theory as well as everybody hoped.
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2021-06-10 18:17:20
Me: Runs 2.9 miles. My body: "Dear sir, we the undersigned organs wish to file a formal protest as to your recent decisions..."
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2021-06-11 13:30:08
Today I got an ad for fishing lures and lol no they aren't
https://t.co/iz0ECkaUyK
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2021-06-14 17:16:44
@BmoreBobDavis @IshaiBarnoy Many folks reached out to me after this thread to argue how unlikely cracking a good encryption key is. Most cryptographic schemes fail because of bad keys or poor key rotation. If neither of those were the case for the PD radios, the radio traffic would stay secure indefinitely.
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2021-06-14 17:42:16
Got six days of mild to high cardio exercise in the last week and my resting heart rate dropped 10 beats per minute from 75 to 65.
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2021-06-14 17:52:47
I'm truly fortunate that at the ripe old age of 41 I can decide to go for a 3 mile run after months of (relative) inactivity and still pull a 11:45 pace.
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2021-06-15 19:55:28
@JoannaBarnumArt At first glance I thought one was the front view and the other was the rear view. 😀
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2021-06-17 13:19:18
My brain hiccuped when I saw this keycap set on Loki last night
https://t.co/WpYUlNOgAB
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2021-06-21 12:19:54
RT @cat_portfolio: I wonder if anything is going to come of this
https://t.co/WER7hXkCWK
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2021-06-21 22:33:06
The X key on my keyboard no longer clicks. It works, but it no longer clicks. I wonder if I will be able to deal with this. Its not exactly the most frequently used key. Maybe I won't even notice in a few days...
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2021-06-22 19:43:56
Looking for advice on how to best set up a Maryland 529 plan for myself and my kids. It seems like as long as everybody's a family member per 529(e)(2) the funds can just get moved around between all of us for either continued investment and/or distribution. That sound right?
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2021-06-22 20:04:11
RT @shusters1sties: Year 20 is in the books! They don’t know it, but next year I will be their second grade teacher! Can’t wait to see ever…
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2021-06-25 01:17:50
Carefully crafting my next MPIA request to Baltimore County. This one will be... interesting content if I get it.
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2021-06-25 20:10:08
@BaltMediaBlog @DTOhl @jmgpix That happened with the last quake, most people in their cars didn’t even feel it.
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2021-06-25 20:10:42
RT @CouncilmanKB: Tired of the “we buy houses” signs cluttering your community? Cut them down!
Or use the 311app to report & a Code Enfor…
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2021-06-25 20:25:13
TV choppers searching for an earthquake from the sky.
https://t.co/mcr8duPr1j
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2021-06-26 18:24:39
This is the part of this thread I got the most feedback on. Minor correction:
https://t.co/BShiBBhjjJ
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2021-06-27 13:45:53
RT @CLNunez3: HR at my work just called me and I thought I was in trouble for something I did, but they just let me know that my 9 year old…
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2021-06-27 16:17:08
@DigitalHeron But how would I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play
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2021-06-27 18:09:31
Been on Nextdoor 9 years. Deeply care about its success. Even I have to say it's finally become unusable as a local forum for actual neighbors. Used to be 100ish people a few blocks from you. Now its "national posts" and whatever racist shit got everybody riled up 5 miles away.
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2021-06-27 20:56:15
@JoannaBarnumArt It also meant please don't hotlink and use my bandwidth/quota, back when every social media site didn't make its own copy of every media image into their own network.
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2021-06-27 23:38:13
Today I redirected the energy I usually spend on righting perceived injustices into cleaning, tidying, and playing with my kids. Several rooms in my house are now spotless and the summer pool is set up and filling.
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2021-06-28 12:38:52
@norman1729 Spotless is a relative concept. With two kids my epsilon bound for spots and stains is a 2” radius. Everything less than that can be rounded to zero and ignored.
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2021-06-28 15:49:20
Zillow says their estimate of my house went up 1.3% THIS MONTH and is currently sitting at 28% more than when we bought it 6 years ago. Before you reply I'm aware the Zestimate is just a machine learning robot strapped to a random number generator, but its still crazy stats.
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2021-06-29 14:12:05
@jessgartner @jsonbecker The survey is bad at detecting overlapping cohorts.
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2021-06-30 14:04:57
RT @JagAlexus: I met some people at Belle Isle yesterday on their first date.... and wow I really hope they get married 🥺😭 Ronda + Antonio…
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2021-06-30 16:54:14
Back in June the @BaltCoGov and @BaltCoExec released a Traffic Stop Data Dashboard. Every mention of the subject of the stop said "Civilian Involved." I emailed BCSTAT asking to change it to something like "Individual" and they did! The words we use for people are important.
https://t.co/Dd95qQxtdq
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July
2021-07-01 17:33:25
The three states of flashlight in my house: fire, ice, and brain transplant recipient. Definitely my third favorite hobby.
https://t.co/kjyCfDORnm
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2021-07-01 18:31:43
NOAA Weather Radio is especially chirpy today.
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2021-07-02 18:07:25
RT @BaltimoreBrew: BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE: A bill that would pretty much gut the powers of Baltimore County's corruption watchdog, Inspector Ge…
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2021-07-02 18:11:04
As soon as the corruption watchdog focuses on the Democratic party money men, the watchdog gets a muzzle. I expected more from @JohnnyOJr but I'm not surprised, just disappointed that its business as usual.
https://t.co/gauvMWDWDg
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2021-07-05 13:23:55
@BaltCoVolFire *Test
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2021-07-06 13:04:25
Finding my written testimony to the county redistricting commission posted on the web site makes me especially happy I didn't half-ass it.
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2021-07-06 13:08:14
RT @SenBillFerg: Mega-firm lawyers have now wasted Marylanders' public dollars for THREE consecutive judicial losses on UI cases. Latest CO…
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2021-07-06 13:43:43
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: Probably not couth for me to comment on other MD jurisdictions doing bad stuff, but I’ve studied best practices in set…
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2021-07-06 13:47:46
@ElectRyanDorsey If this drops into the council agenda tonight I'll be online to vociferously testify against it.
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2021-07-06 18:01:32
@JoannaBarnumArt Counterpoint: All your unlicensed work is now potential money you're leaving on the table. 😈
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2021-07-06 19:36:15
@BaltimoreBrew @JohnnyOJr @BaltCoExec I never saw it on the July 6 Council Agenda Tentative #5 document posted on the web site so either it got added and removed between revisions or never added.
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2021-07-06 20:05:07
I'm officially an undergraduate again! Enrolled in my first two classes at UMGC on the path to finish up my bachelors degree!
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2021-07-06 20:19:34
@hueywyatt My parents always used to tell me to get off the phone in a storm. I wonder how lightning-related injuries cell phones have prevented?
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2021-07-06 21:58:44
The robots are getting smarter every day. Five year old says “play da ba dee da ba die” because it’s the only lyrics he could remember from summer camp today. It got it right!
https://t.co/KKNVzQV3kT
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2021-07-06 23:08:17
I wasted over $43 trying to buy a Minecraft platform I could play with my kids and trying to buy some Minecoins. Now have a Mac Java version not compatible with theirs, an iPad version that's has no keyboard/mouse support, and $10 in an xBox child account we can't spend on coins.
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2021-07-06 23:10:05
I think of myself as a savvy tech consumer, but if there was any warning about this stuff it was buried in angry forum posts and weird blog posts about Bedrock. I miss when they were satisfied with the free version on the Raspberry Pi.
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2021-07-06 23:22:28
@roscada Got a dozen projects that are nominally higher priority than this but I might have to try to get this working on a Mac. Having a local server that doesn't bounce the other kids when the host kid turns off their tablet would solve another problem I have.
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2021-07-06 23:23:06
@roscada Also would make me feel less bad about shelling out for the Java version if it was running 24/7 on an old laptop.
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2021-07-09 13:02:02
@trustpunch Elsa looked out to the west and just figured someone beat her to claiming the territory.
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2021-07-09 13:09:54
@nostaticatalll I think his answer of "I don't see that here" means more specifically that he can't provide that answer to her because its not on his sheet and he's not allowed to come up with or confirm hints on the fly?
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2021-07-09 13:18:50
Taking a Facebook break for the rest of July. This hell-hole can stay, tho.
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2021-07-09 13:21:29
@jbblawmd It's all fun and games until your prop snags a rat king.
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2021-07-11 15:39:07
@CarolSOtt Your credit score represents the likelihood you will be able to make (or conversely, miss) a payment in the next 90 days. Seeing your use of credit increase by 16% over a baseline would be a flag, especially if unprecedented.
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2021-07-11 15:41:34
@CarolSOtt Since they don’t track your assets, it’s assuming a worst case scenario for your utilization going up, which is that you can’t pay using other means. The score would normalize out if 14% utilization became your new normal, or it drops back down.
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2021-07-11 15:57:27
RT @SarahTaber_bww: Incoming megathread on ag as a network good
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Pecans are nearly a 1:1 replacement for almonds in the food system. Bu…
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2021-07-11 16:53:46
@CarolSOtt Increase of two percentage points and 2% are not the same thing. This is the trap that people get into with sales taxes. If sales tax goes from 5% to 6% you are paying 20% (1/5) more taxes on every item, not 1%. Your utilization went up by 1/6 (16%) over normal in a month.
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2021-07-11 16:55:27
@CarolSOtt I’m not saying it’s fair or correct, just that it’s consistent with behavior models that the credit score is designed to recognize and represent across a large population of credit users.
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2021-07-11 16:58:02
@CarolSOtt I also have a wide variance in unsecured credit spending from month to month but that’s been true for me for 20+ years so now it’s baked in to my number, at least for now.
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2021-07-11 21:04:25
@CarolSOtt What I’m trying to say (poorly) is: if you had total open credit lines of $100,000 and last month you had a $2000 balance and this month $4000, your utilization ratio went from 2% to 4% (2 percentage points) but your actual utilization doubled (100% more). Both numbers matter.
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2021-07-11 21:06:44
@CarolSOtt If I misunderstood what you were saying at the top of the thread I’m sorry.
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2021-07-12 17:32:32
Welp, just got CC'd on an email announcement with 257 other Baltimore County political folk. Let the reply-all fun begin!
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2021-07-12 18:00:20
@bosconet It's been 34 minutes and not one reply. I have marginal hope.
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2021-07-12 18:08:13
The best part about getting a SKYWARN spotter number is measuring and reporting snowfall totals with your kids and then being able to show them their number in the official reports later that day.
https://t.co/vS87lJlHxb
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2021-07-12 20:20:41
If my Reddit account was a person, it would be starting sophomore year in high school this September.
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2021-07-12 20:23:11
@emptywheel My Uniden scanner with "Close Call" could have identified up most of their active VHF/UHF frequencies in a few minutes of monitoring. You would hope that FBI and Capitol Police have better monitoring equipment than my 10 year old scanner available for use.
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2021-07-13 14:37:17
I disagree with the BCDCC on this one. Multi-member districts are confusing and a barrier to people engaging with their Maryland delegates one-on-one.
https://t.co/uQSbYW5KYK
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2021-07-13 14:41:17
Maryland friends: what do you think of multi-member districts in state government?
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2021-07-13 15:10:10
There's an FBI document called "Domestic Violent Extremists' Use of Amateur HAM Radios for Communication and Other Pre-Operational Planning." What they mean are the $20 Baofeng radios from Amazon, nominally marketed to hams because they're the only folks who can legally use them.
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2021-07-13 15:12:59
@akmantegna @OIG_Baltimore The join link is coming up with a black page for me. How can I get in?
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2021-07-13 15:16:04
@akmantegna @OIG_Baltimore That's sad. Oh well!
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2021-07-15 13:19:42
@Joab_Jackson @dragosbln I have run this experiment a few times, never successfully. Might give it another try. Would definitely like to optimize "playing with kids" over "scrolling Reddit."
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2021-07-15 13:30:03
In the end, watching the Loki series was like listening to a six hour audiobook that was written entirely to introduce its sequel.
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2021-07-15 15:33:04
So when do you think banks going to start prohibiting voluntary masks inside their branches again?
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2021-07-15 17:56:08
@dragosbln @Joab_Jackson I use Toggl for work so I'm loathe to use it twice in two different contexts.
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2021-07-16 13:26:27
Million dollar idea: Figure out how to safely induce short term en bloc blackouts without intoxication and offer a service where people can watch all the best movies and TV series without remembering so they can watch them "for the first time" over and over again.
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2021-07-16 13:30:36
@jbblawmd See, that's where my idea threads the needle. I don't want to forget the first time I held my kids just so I can watch Sixth Sense again. It's a close call, but I'll pick the kid memory.
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2021-07-16 13:50:02
@norman1729 @SheppardPratt That is a cake
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2021-07-16 14:07:47
@jbblawmd Totally disagree. Our kids were magnitudes difference in sleep and demeanor for the first year. No rational person would have considered them interchangable.
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2021-07-16 14:12:38
@jbblawmd It's a shame the sarcasm font never gained wide acceptance.
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2021-07-16 14:59:35
They're not sending their best people
https://t.co/ssRcSbZE24
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2021-07-16 17:16:36
@NihilSegniter What does small mean in square feet?
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2021-07-16 17:23:51
@NihilSegniter I paid about $4,500 for a bathroom remodel like that about 13 years ago on a similar size, down to the studs and tile on the walls up to 5' and around the shower, new toilet, tub and sink. The work was good but not great.
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2021-07-17 18:55:30
Pea sized hail in Carney 4 minutes ago, storm was a wild ride.
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2021-07-17 19:03:13
First SKYWARN report I've submitted in a while too.
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2021-07-17 19:05:14
RT @BaltCoVolFire: PARKVILLE 10-14 2213 LOWELLS GLEN RD - 2ND ALARM APARTMENT FIRE. FIRE THRU THE ROOF OF A 3 STORY APARTMENT. @ProvidenceV…
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2021-07-20 13:59:50
My work laptop so effectively crippled with group policies and SentinelOne bogging my CPU that I feel like I could have a more productive workday on an iPhone 6 connected to a bluetooth keyboard.
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2021-07-20 14:02:29
I had a few minutes to post this tweet because policy gave me 10 minutes to close and save everything I had open for my current task before forcing a Windows Update and reboot.
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2021-07-20 15:50:30
It's me! I'm the psycho!
https://t.co/wpczu8j7cX
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2021-07-20 18:06:55
Yesterday I emailed police precinct commander about issue. Commander delegated to a community relations officer who looks up my phone number and calls me. Joke's on him. I got his transcribed voicemail in my email and looked up his email address to reply back to it.
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2021-07-20 18:08:32
Relevant XKCD, as always:
https://t.co/Jgf83yv8Q9
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2021-07-20 19:57:27
@matthew_d_green The best tasting sun tea is made with water from the sprinklers in Ramsett Park, just ignore the signs
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2021-07-21 13:31:53
RT @RobertMaguire_: “One of the last things they do before they’re intubated is beg me for the vaccine. I hold their hand and tell them tha…
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2021-07-21 16:32:58
Media folks are back to saying when weather "could affect the evening commute."
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2021-07-22 14:49:34
You can always tell when someone takes pride in the work they do. Doug and Eric from @BaltCoGov Environmental Protection and Sustainability came out this morning to explain stream restoration process and really impressed me with their knowledge and enthusiasm.
https://t.co/8q50nrnxsa
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2021-07-22 14:54:06
@CarolSOtt @BaltCoGov The hope is that the native plants thrive and keep out the "manky" invasive species. They were honest about the maintenance phase: The county relies on neighborhood groups, Baltimore Weed Warriors, Americorps, and other stream clean projects to clean up by hand.
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2021-07-22 14:56:42
@CarolSOtt @BaltCoGov There's just too many miles of streams and waterways in the county to be proactive without volunteer assistance and community participation. Blue Water Baltimore and similar programs help fill the gap.
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2021-07-22 15:54:01
This will be a multi-year process, but EPS has a mission of leaving all stream channels better than they found them -- removing concrete, adding imbricate (large round, flat rocks) borders, removing invasives and restoring native species. Thanks @david_s_marks for your support!
https://t.co/TGK5jUUaiY
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2021-07-22 16:33:48
@DieRobinsonDie Technically you get older while on all beaches
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2021-07-22 16:42:48
Sorry, is there a photograph of someone standing next to the Jones Falls with a milk jug of pee pouring it in to the stream? How does DPW even know ONE gallon overflowed?
https://t.co/PmnFSYzKxZ
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2021-07-22 17:01:40
@Spicxer That actually makes a lot of sense if someone from DPW was testing an overflow valve and then had to document the test.
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2021-07-22 17:22:51
@Spicxer @BaltCoGov I didn't know this. Why not?
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2021-07-22 20:00:12
RT @TimothyRRyder: this is awesome
https://t.co/FU83ZsV6GH
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2021-07-22 20:49:52
Today's ADS-B adventures: CH-47 Chinook out of IAD, does a scenic loop over downtown Baltimore before heading northeast over my house and landing at APG.
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2021-07-22 23:15:48
@engineer_thalx No, the opposite
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2021-07-23 13:45:53
What was the governing structure of Baltimore County before the charter was passed in 1956?
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2021-07-27 12:37:06
Jury duty today! A thread 1/
https://t.co/AM2pMCSeKk
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2021-07-27 12:46:39
Jurors are sent to the American Legion hall a few blocks from the courthouse. By the time I arrived the lot was full and they sent us back over to the library for parking.
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2021-07-27 12:47:45
We’re all seated in folding chairs 6’ apart and the one visible outlet on this side is already fully claimed by chargers. Cool jazz is playing through the sound system.
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2021-07-27 12:53:29
Okay I’m officially old because I’m judging the handful of people showing up in tee shirts, jeans, and sweats. One guy has his fire company tee shirt on. All but like four guys have a collar shirt on so all hope is not lost.
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2021-07-27 12:59:17
In a not very shocking development, the introduction video with Stan Stovall and Donna Hamilton has not changed since my last service.
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2021-07-27 13:03:17
The video spells peremptory two different ways on the same slide.
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2021-07-27 13:16:55
@epiphanyinbmore @ApplePodcasts Try Overcast
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2021-07-27 13:22:11
Movie of the morning is… Hidden Figures. Nice choice.
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2021-07-27 13:45:12
I don’t know who you are but you seem cool.
https://t.co/9eKmJC1Jk9
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2021-07-27 14:27:27
Nothing much happening, all the cases are in pre-trial motions but they expect two today. The basement of this building is also filled with prospective jurors. Taraji Henson is educating Kevin Costner on race issues and intersectionality.
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2021-07-27 14:51:27
This movie makes me want to buy a typewriter. I’d probably sit at my desk like Ron Swanson: Rectangle! America! Megaphone!
https://t.co/mbkXduW2nv
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2021-07-27 15:23:55
Lunch break!
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2021-07-27 15:45:34
Wandered a bit before landing at Pho Dat Thanh on York Road. Don’t tell my daughter I ate phở without her.
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2021-07-27 15:48:01
They sat me next to an electric outlet. Score!
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2021-07-27 15:50:11
@CarolSOtt Next time maybe. Gotta stretch out my $15 daily wages.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-07-27 16:07:35
@daveweigel
https://t.co/UCziqt9ngM
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2021-07-27 16:53:16
Judge Deeley is here on his last day before retirement on Sept 30 after a rousing chorus of Piano Man has dismissed us.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-07-27 16:58:04
After congratulatory handshake with the judge, my jury service is concluded until 2024 (at least).
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-07-28 15:59:31
RT @ElectRyanDorsey: My wife and I recently experienced a pregnancy loss.
We’ve individually talked about it with some friends and family,…
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2021-07-28 18:22:09
RT @jemillerwbal: Baltimore Bd of Estimates ok'ed $158K settlement to former DPW employee who claimed she was terminated for complaining ab…
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2021-07-29 13:59:50
@EricBromwell I never knew this. Great job Del. Schuler!
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2021-07-29 14:35:28
@jbblawmd Only if you can get past my sharp elbows
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2021-07-29 15:31:36
In case anyone was wondering how civil discourse around masks in Baltimore County is going...
Me: Kids wearing masks in school is still a good idea.
Dude on Facebook: YOU SHOULD BE STERILIZED. https://t.co/jUhfCjeD6S
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2021-07-29 15:52:17
@jonathanchait The good TV
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2021-07-29 16:56:12
Some folks my neighborhood left their cars unlocked and had change stolen from their center consoles last night. How do I know this? The community association has sent two URGENT emails about it since 9am. Chances of a third email? Very high.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-07-29 20:52:09
@FreeMassTransit Order of precedence:
- Governor of a state - when in own state
- Secretary of Transportation ... ... Literally everybody including the Postmaster General ... ...
- Mayor (of the city in which the event is held)
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2021-07-29 23:15:10
RT @IanColdwater: Lead Engineer me: I’m tired of just doing tickets. I want more organizational impact and responsibility, and to tackle ha…
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2021-07-31 16:30:54
RT @ProjectLincoln: .@Jim_Jordan claims he doesn't remember if he spoke to Trump on January 6th. @MichaelSteele doesn’t buy it.
ICYMI: htt…
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2021-07-31 21:53:42
I apologize to any Drupal developer I’ve ever maligned.
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August
2021-08-02 22:13:05
If you look at the new Maryland license under a black light, you get a fluorescent map of every interstate and US route in the state. Transverse side is the state seal but I don’t want to dox myself.
https://t.co/CgLp9pAYsG
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2021-08-06 13:24:04
@jbblawmd The worst part is you have to walk to the podium in front first to figure out whether they want you in the building or the trailer, so just park in the middle between them. They were super efficient last month when I went.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-08-09 13:15:49
A few years ago there was a point where credit card terminals were so omnipresent that carrying emergency cash wasn't necessary anymore. Looking forward to when NFT terminals are so common that I can just use my phone anywhere and carrying a plastic card isn't necessary anymore.
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2021-08-09 18:16:19
Props to the team at Facebook that set up their outgoing IPv6 addresses with ::face:b00c as the suffix.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-08-10 15:17:14
RT @harfordhillspta: #newnormal
https://t.co/zWwMGf5nMf
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2021-08-10 17:16:40
@NihilSegniter It only counts if they pull the e-brake at the end and do a 180 into the right direction
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2021-08-10 19:04:53
We just figured out that the weird rashes my wife and kids are getting from the pool club are oak itch mites that feed on cicada eggs and drop out of oak trees onto your upper body. If you're also getting weird 1" rashes that last about 2 weeks, Google it!
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-08-11 15:33:21
Census data out at 1pm. This should be fun.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-11 17:59:21
Random stats: Emisar D4V2 CuZn 18650 ~175g Emisar D4V2 CuZn 18350 ~135g Emisar D4V2 Al 18650 ~75g Emisar D4V2 Al 18350 ~55g Samsung 30Q 48g Vapcell MII 18350 23g
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2021-08-11 18:34:31
Maps like this that give me heartburn. One elementary school with 413 kids covering 1.5 square miles has three county council members and three school board members. So when the PTA says "contact your elected officials" it's three times as hard to convey that simple message.
https://t.co/Dh7z0qWgxQ
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2021-08-12 13:10:42
Using a .dev domain for new development keeps me honest. It's easy to set up a site without SSL but also not that hard to set it up early. Just need that extra nudge to do the config up front.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-12 16:21:27
I forgot the sheer volume of new information you need to synthesize every week in a college-level course.
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2021-08-13 14:49:29
Is there anything more satisfying than the scratch of a good pen on heavy paper?
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-08-16 13:27:48
Had to visit the urgent care in a strip mall near my house the other day. It was around 7:45pm, and when the nurse came in to take vitals she asked if the sun was still up because there are literally no windows in her area.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-08-16 19:16:31
I spend too much time during movies and TV shows thinking about how the protagonists would have a much easier time if they just put a flashlight and multi-tool in their pockets every morning.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2021-08-17 00:06:47
Something changed very recently in the credit reporting world because I just got a ton of marketing from companies telling me I can see if I’m eligible for their card without it affecting my credit score.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-17 14:23:31
RT @Public_Citizen: What percentage of your life the U.S. has been at war, by birth year:
1977: 44% 78: 45% 79: 46% 80: 47% 81: 49% 82: 50…
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2021-08-17 14:37:16
Best phishing email I've ever seen arrived yesterday:
- My email in To: field
- Consistent font and style, matches the CU brand, embeds clean logo from CU web site
- Good spelling and grammar, not pushy but has urgent deadline
- Targeted at state CU customers, includes HQ address
https://t.co/E5MDZ7xZIm - Favorites: 7, Retweets: 1
2021-08-17 14:43:13
The email was sent through the main server at the Optus ISP in Australia which gave it a spam score of zero, and pointed to a single page on a hacked Wordpress site of an import/export company in India.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-08-17 14:44:19
There's no day that I'd fall for this email on my worst day but certainly I know many people who would not have given this one a second thought and quickly shared their credentials before even picking up the phone.
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2021-08-17 14:47:13
I shared this email with @secuMD as soon as I received it, but I don't envy them having to deal with this level of sophisticated attackers combined with generally credulous customers.
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2021-08-17 15:00:15
"[O]fficers who were fired from their last job seem to face difficulty finding work. When they do, it takes them a long time, and they tend to move to smaller agencies with fewer resources in areas with slightly larger communities of color."
https://t.co/JHUt4L8DVQ
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2021-08-17 15:22:47
@CarolSOtt @secuMD That's the only way -- got to validate through communication pathways you already know are valid.
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2021-08-17 20:45:20
@boothy443 The prevailing wisdom is that the mistakes acted as a natural filter to select people who would not notice them and would be more likely to fall for the scam. This is an interesting change based on those assumptions.
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2021-08-18 16:33:44
I never truly understood why baby boomers would complain about changing terms in the name of "political correctness" until Bitbucket changed the default branch on new repositories from "master" to "main" and ten years of muscle memory became obsolete in an instant.
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2021-08-18 16:36:12
Replacing potentially offensive terms with straightforward alternatives is absolutely a thing we should be doing and I totally support it. By this time next year I'm sure that "git pull origin main" will be as natural to type, but it sure is giving me a hard time today.
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2021-08-18 17:07:34
@tom_swiss Language evolves, I have no problem with that.
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2021-08-18 19:18:45
Ask someone who opposes Critical Race Theory in K12 education to explain to you exactly what they believe it is and why they're against it. Their answers are enlightening, but not in the way they think they are.
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2021-08-20 20:50:20
Another clue in the "Brian Lueken" mystery! I subscribed to the Harbor Freight email list using only my email. Today in my preferences I found my info cross-referenced with Brian Lueken of zip code 63143. I've reached out to @HarborFreight to ask what matching service they use.
https://t.co/542QAZFeUa
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2021-08-20 20:58:30
@brian_lueken I know this is a weird question, but do you ever see my name come up when you sign up for stuff or get political messages?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-20 21:07:48
@brian_lueken Somehow my email address got linked with your identity in some customer matching system so any time someone looks me up, they get your demographic info. With the exception of the political campaigns, who misspell your name "Brain." It's so weird.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-20 21:24:23
@brian_lueken Nice to finally meet you.
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2021-08-20 21:40:15
RT @DavePuglisiTV: The city of Orlando is asking residents to reduce water consumption IMMEDIATELY. Liquid oxygen used to treat water is be…
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2021-08-23 15:08:23
Spikevax, "Black Betty" (bamlanivimab), and... comirnaty.
https://t.co/kupnktn4xZ
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2021-08-23 16:01:16
What is the relationship between COBAR and the rest of the Baltimore County code? I'm confused.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-23 16:16:39
@TechExecCrystal This is where I started from, but doesn't actually clarify anything for me.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-23 16:18:48
Maryland folks: if you need proof of your covid vaccination but lost your card like I did, you can go here to get a fancy certificate online:
https://t.co/0pC9fDEEAl-- MyIR is the official partner with the MD Health Department for vaccine verifications
- Favorites: 27, Retweets: 15
2021-08-23 16:26:24
@JoannaBarnumArt @MDHealthDept Can you help with above? ^^
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2021-08-23 17:40:09
@JoannaBarnumArt @mddirtlaw @MDHealthDept I have a Kanban board on my phone just for doing weekly check-ins with government agencies and utilities when I have something outstanding. I just keep hitting them up once a week asking for progress. Eventually I'm the most annoying thing they have on their list.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-23 18:45:49
My Information Systems professor has a law degree and now my jerkbrain is seriously considering it again.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-08-23 18:58:11
@jbblawmd Who said anything about practicing?
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2021-08-23 19:06:11
@jbblawmd Bro do you even read my tweets? These are not the ponderings of a normal person.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-23 23:57:34
@MsSingletonBCPS @HarfordHills Love the “Kindergarten Squad” masks!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-24 14:45:45
Yesterday my son spotted a slug on the way in to day care, and I said I see a lot of those on my walks around the neighborhood after dark. Last night as soon as the sun set (his bedtime), he ran up with a flashlight ready to find some slugs. So... we did.
- Favorites: 8, Retweets: 0
2021-08-24 14:49:18
We found slugs, crickets, ants, worms, worms being eaten by ants, spiders, and then turned our flashlights off and walked in the dark between streetlamps and tried to figure out whether the lights in the sky were bright stars or a planet.
- Favorites: 4, Retweets: 0
2021-08-24 15:01:05
HELLO ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH AMAZON WEB SERVICES FOR YOUR ENTERPRISE?
https://t.co/bOEOGtxYZv
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2021-08-24 15:03:48
@melissa_schober I can't hear this tweet over my screaming laptop fan.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-08-24 16:17:50
@CarolSOtt @melissa_schober FWIW mine opens most stuff in Chrome anyway.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-24 17:40:18
RT @BaltimoreBrew: City engineer simultaneously teleworked for @BaltimoreDPW and for a private company during pandemic.
https://t.co/Gtw14q…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-24 18:16:12
Convincing the county schools IT department to unblock the school PTA web site on student and teacher devices is a very real thing on my to-do list... and more difficult than it ought to be.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 01:18:38
AWS canonical user IDs are supposed to be an obfuscated version of an AWS account ID, but adding a canonical user to a bucket policy as Principal translates the canonical id back into an arn format with a visible account number. Is that expected behavior?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 01:18:52
RT @NoLieWithBTC: BREAKING: The FCC has fined right-wing activists Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman a massive $5,134,500 for their illegal roboc…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 16:08:13
RT @jaisalnoor: Locals will remember him from Towson University’s White Student Union
https://t.co/lImBfAn7Iz
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 20:27:37
I couldn't describe a tenth of my job with the specificity that @isabel_cumming and her team can describe the day-to-day operations of @OIG_Baltimore.
- Favorites: 7, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 20:31:01
@wittbecky What incentive does he have to come unprepared? I just assumed someone with a background like Jim Shea is asking questions he knows the answers to but phrasing them in a way that seems like he doesn't. Am I just being naive?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 20:36:39
Jim Shea wants to ask "how to you prioritize investigations?" but asks "what's your strategic plan?"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-25 23:35:36
@wittbecky The longer I listened, the more I agree.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-26 02:59:44
I'm going to have to wait a whole week for the next episode of All the Presidents' Lawyers to drop to hear @popehat and @jbarro gleefully opine on the sanctions Judge Linda Parker just laid down on the Kraken lawyers.
https://t.co/OV23nGnWIx
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-26 03:05:24
RT @BMore_Healthy: There’s been a lot of questions about our “Disease Elimination Graphic” and we’d like to take a moment to issue some cla…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-26 13:37:58
@Spicxer Not his call. Decided by BCPS Office of Health and superintendent.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-27 18:01:51
County police are currently searching for a missing student who was placed on their bus by a teacher and did not get off at his expected stop.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-30 15:08:02
.@HarborFreight Please reply to my query about the Brian Lueken being linked to my email address. I've had a request in with your customer service since 8/20 and I'd appreciate any sort of reply.
https://t.co/q6SI02JztB
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-08-30 16:39:15
@HarborFreight That seems very unlikely in this case.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-31 19:22:20
How many of you could find a USB-A to USB-B cable right now if you needed one?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-08-31 19:31:39
@tom_swiss Legacy is relative. The past, as the future, is unevenly distributed.
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September
2021-09-01 00:38:32
Godspeed, first major assignment of my second college career. May the rubric be kind to you.
https://t.co/nqi8XXT5Iz
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 01:24:04
We all know school is going to get cancelled tomorrow, so just do it.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 01:46:21
Watching a random episode of 30 Rock, it’s the one with the night court folks. So I’m like hey what are Harry Anderson and Markie Post up to… oh she died like three weeks ago and it wasn’t even a blip on my news feed.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 05:06:24
Oh hey did you know my weather audio won’t let you disable the audible alert for tornado watches? My adrenaline glands do.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 13:34:42
This morning TWO parents blew through neighborhood stop signs on Cider Mill Road to get to the drop-off line faster while my neighbor and I were waiting with our kids at the unmarked crosswalks. Everybody has places to be and the line is super long, but that's no excuse.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 13:35:44
State Fair: Closed. County employees: liberal leave. Schools: Open. Result later today: Not hard to guess.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 14:19:40
And... there it is.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-01 21:47:48
@disappearinjon Oh my god you were a baby.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 13:11:34
Just signed up to a professional lunch session on meetup dot com and realized my profile pic is a 20-something year old me in a Santa Claus costume holding a pint because of course it is.
https://t.co/UzA6zZaZp8
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 13:12:49
I'm leaving it that way, of course.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 13:33:12
To the parent who went the wrong way around the school parking lot and then browbeat the staff member into letting him merge 13 cars ahead in line because he "was already there"... you know who you are.
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 13:40:01
@EmilyGorcenski Tip for iPhone users - set triple click to engage "Guided Access" if you need to hand your phone to someone safely. Keeps them from leaving that screen. Five clicks on the power button will lock so that touch ID and FaceID don't work until you put in your passcode once.
- Favorites: 9, Retweets: 2
2021-09-02 14:01:45
RT @DJLouieStylesTV: NYC Subway is flooding
https://t.co/ymqri2Lw4p
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 14:37:58
@BawlmoreMerlin I love it so much it's my incoming text message tone.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 14:38:54
@PennyOaken @EmilyGorcenski Agreed 💯
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 14:53:41
It was our fault for letting those kids dance at Zoom prom. Stay tuned to your source for all the best 30 Rock-themed Baltimore content.
https://t.co/EsPyhyw7AD
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 15:26:10
@melissa_schober Where can I grab those reports?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 16:00:03
Is it normal for multiple neighbors to put 12" high bright yellow reflective Citizens on Patrol signs on six foot tall posts in their yards and gardens or do I just live in the worst suburban hell ever?
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 16:04:40
The COP group is still salty that I made the county take down like nine signs that were illegally mounted under every STOP sign, so now whenever someone erects a new one I get an email about it.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-02 20:04:23
@Business_BCPS The link to tech support from the page
https://t.co/bTjZl5tPaAis broken - it is "tech-support" but should be "tech_support"
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-03 20:07:37
RT @Acosta: “Remington has subpoenaed the report cards, attendance records, and disciplinary records of five kindergarten and first grade s…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-07 16:29:45
My 301-level info systems class is a mix of young associate degrees and people with 20 industry years. You can tell who's who in mock security plans: the youngsters suggest "educate the users" while the oldsters say "superglue every USB port and nuke network printers from space."
- Favorites: 6, Retweets: 0
2021-09-07 16:51:26
@jbblawmd Learn a good data analysis platform and the language that goes with it (Pandas/Python, R, SAS) and teach your self how to do simple Extract-Transform-Load operations. Being able to extract knowledge from large data sets without Excel is where it's at.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-07 23:36:00
@LiamFD If it’s a beehive then a local beekeeper will be glad to move it somewhere else for no or very low cost. No suggestion on hornets tho. Hot Shot 27’ spray and a quickness has always been my strategy.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-08 01:18:00
@bosconet What's your #1? Connected lightbulbs?
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-09 14:35:46
RT @ron_cassie: How Hogan could've accurately framed @MeetThePress Covid query, if he chose to: "Yes, we're having the most difficulty in o…
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 00:05:01
Does anyone know why BGE is installing these grow-light tinted streetlights all along Cromwell Bridge and Cub Hill? I just saw one on York Rd in Towson the other day too. They are super distracting at night.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 00:19:40
@LiamFD The city and county don't "procure" street lights, do they? I thought street lighting was all managed through BGE in their service area.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 00:27:20
@ElectRyanDorsey @LiamFD Thanks, that makes sense. On further research it looks like Traffic Engineering manages streetlight installation so maybe I'll bother them tomorrow and get more info.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 01:12:29
@wiedelkenny The Duke energy story reminded me to tweet something, but these don’t look like lights with busted phosphors. They seem designed to look the way they do.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 12:47:35
@samanthasquared Baltimore County has a shielding request form on their website but I’m not sure on proper procedure for the city.
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 13:35:48
Unless it's a stadium, field hospital, crime scene, or interstate highway, all external lighting should be 3000K or below. Sure a 6000K flood light on your back porch is cheaper to buy and looks brighter, but at what cost?
https://t.co/IOhwvchguy
- Favorites: 10, Retweets: 1
2021-09-10 13:53:47
@sophaskins There are many intrinsic reasons not to join ARES/RACES groups.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:00:31
Helicopter power line inspection in progress near Cromwell Woods/Cub Hill, fyi @david_s_marks in case you get calls
https://t.co/YfZ0pRVJSb
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:02:09
@kendallmiller @MicrosoftTeams If I click on the link from my calendar one minute before the meeting starts, I know I'll be four minutes late by the time everything finishes loading
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 1
2021-09-10 15:06:52
@mddirtlaw Let me know if you need a decoy male Old, I’m happy to hover nearby keeping my opinions entirely to myself
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:13:28
@bosconet @eric_hontz @mddirtlaw Me at Baynesville 18 years ago: "I need a SO-239 to Motorola T connector" "That dusty blue parts box over there. $1.99" Transaction complete.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:20:03
@ntinatzouvala
https://t.co/WaA0NAgJmE
- Favorites: 0, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:52:36
@audiosampling I haven't gone into "More Noises" in a while on the iPhone and was delighted to find that the Previewing is much improved, very pleasant to wander through the downloads now trying to find one that matches my mood.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:56:25
@IiiMcdaniel Thank goodness its a defect, I was concerned it was on purpose. This has been the case for a few months through that stretch at least.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-10 15:57:15
@wiedelkenny According to @IiiMcdaniel it is a defect. I stand corrected.
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2021-09-10 16:55:50
There was already an month-old 88 comment Nextdoor post about the purple lights all through NE Balt Co but I didn't see it since Nextdoor has made finding relevant or interesting information impossible to find in the sea of "nice to meet you" posts and complaints about crime.
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2021-09-10 18:37:57
@ke9v Equal to or exceeding the number of old hams passing away every day.
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2021-09-10 18:48:25
@BadSonicNinja Thanks for typing out my feelings
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2021-09-10 21:08:22
If you tell people in/around Baltimore to report broken purple streetlights you will get 10 replies that say "I LOVE THEM GO RAVENS" and this is not an exaggeration. This is a surprisingly contentious issue!
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2021-09-11 16:03:43
Searched Reddit for the phrase “shelf queen” to find all the hobbies that are also collections: rccars, knives, lightsabers, flashlight, cbradio, vaping, hotwheels, handtools, modeltrains, and freestuffnyc (this one is just shelves in Queens). Basically my people.
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2021-09-11 19:46:16
Friends, it's okay to let September 11th pass by without ceremony. It's the anniversary of a globally traumatic event. Like all grief and trauma it's incorporated into our lives and memories. Some people need these rituals for their closure and coping. It's fine if you don't.
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2021-09-11 20:18:03
My kids are as aware of 9/11 as I was of the assassination of John F. Kennedy at their age: something that happened a long time ago that every grown-up knew exactly where they were when it happened and absolutely no frame of context to understand a world where it didn’t happen.
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2021-09-12 20:40:45
What I posted to Baltimore Nextdoor: "Please report any streetlights with purple tint to BGE, they have confirmed they are defective and should be replaced."
The 119 responses I received, by category, in 48 hours: https://t.co/eAK7M99TR3
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2021-09-12 20:45:06
@TubaticPrime Honestly, it could not be more perfect if I tried.
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2021-09-12 23:45:19
@Spicxer Can you write my Nextdoor Digest from now on?
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2021-09-13 14:15:29
Update: The GO RAVENS slice has been slowly but steadily growing since this report. Also new to the list: Why doesn't BGE just do it themselves?
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2021-09-13 15:24:14
Trying to create a API filter for my kids' elementary school on the Maryland ArcGis API at
https://t.co/vdrIX2lqWwbut the filter will not accept a LIKE operator with a partial school name string, even when bracketed with %. Any advice? @MDHealthDept
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2021-09-13 16:58:22
@pilgrimdear And a 5% chance they're just looking for cancelled Dr. Seuss books to resell to patriots
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2021-09-13 17:10:27
@MDHealthDept Figured it out - the query generator SAYS "like" but when it renders the query URL, it turns it into =. Hacking the URL gave me the results I wanted.
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2021-09-13 21:25:11
RT @TakomaTorch: The humorless owner of the Olney Baseball team has had his lawyer threaten us about our satirical article about the Olney…
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2021-09-14 00:48:40
Thank you to the giant centipede perched on the spigot outside just now for validating every time I've carried a flashlight to do late night chores.
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2021-09-14 15:58:24
Can we redistrict Andy Harris directly into the sun?
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2021-09-14 16:15:32
Wait, there was a Build-A-Bear in Harborplace?
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2021-09-15 14:00:15
My Florida Man birthday headline is "Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute"
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2021-09-15 14:08:59
I know my information systems management paper this week was good because while my wife was proofreading it last night she laughed out loud at the phrases "Catastrophic data center failure" and "an intangible asset known as personal goodwill."
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2021-09-15 14:13:29
She doesn't pretend to understand any of the content, but she has tons of experience grading to a rubric which is the objectively more valuable skill here.
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2021-09-15 14:32:32
@SkyCirclesBWI @lemonodor This is the most linear circle I've ever seen. 😀 This is power line inspection by BGE so they're mostly going back and forth from their temporary landing site near the park.
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2021-09-15 15:05:32
Got a Facebook ad for "Concerned Parents of Carroll County Maryland (For Mask Choice)." That's a swing and a miss for accurate targeting. Wrong county, wrong politics, bad science.
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2021-09-15 15:28:56
RT @pilgrimdear: @mbta_cr Your conductors on Train 818 from Providence to Boston right this moment are refusing to enforce the mask policy…
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2021-09-15 17:14:54
TODAY I PASSED MY FIRST (pass/fail, 4 week long, introduction to online learning) COLLEGE LEVEL CLASS TOWARDS MY DEGREE IN 20 YEARS.
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2021-09-15 18:12:19
Every time I see this ad I realize that Verizon PR is still stinging from that time in 2018 when they throttled the “unlimited” plan of those Santa Clara firefighters in the middle of fighting the largest wildfire in California’s history then offered a new plan for twice as much.
https://t.co/Z0tGR39QmD
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2021-09-16 13:23:01
Drove past a four car collision on Joppa Road and a few minutes later did my first text to 911 in the day care parking lot to keep the kids from getting too worried. I think it works pretty well!
https://t.co/4BlvcjUpsG
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2021-09-16 13:25:11
@Spicxer Yeah honestly I think it’s a better way to communicate information to emergency services. I believe you can even send pictures.
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2021-09-16 13:29:05
Now I need to give 911 it’s own profile pic. Any suggestions?
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2021-09-16 13:58:25
@VirginiaLByrne If you pull over first.
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2021-09-16 14:42:58
I shouldn't need to go all the up to the school board to get a PTA web site unblocked on the school district's network, but I'm glad that I can. My problem is fixed, but if you need to circumvent the processes to get something done, it means the processes need fixing.
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2021-09-16 14:54:27
@wittbecky Played last month on
https://t.co/3JraQTKcM4and only lost my wife. Hits a little harder than it did at ten years old putting in your spouse and children's actual names.https://t.co/q1F6cQ700Z
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2021-09-16 15:08:58
RT @ActNormalOrElse: Pre-covid, everyone loved their commute. They liked waking up before daylight and not having time for breakfast and dr…
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2021-09-16 15:58:55
Having trouble focusing today? Me too. This station is helping a lot.
https://t.co/EjhFmJXdq4
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2021-09-16 18:19:40
Any journalists working on the Maryland angle of the Epik Software hack? It'll be interesting to see what local connections, if any, come out of a review of those 180 gigabytes of alt-right data.
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2021-09-16 20:43:44
@CarolSOtt You'd think workplace tools would be immune to this since you can just implement a civility policy. Haha.
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2021-09-16 20:45:54
In this car this morning a podcast on axolotls starts.
Kids (amazed): "AXOLOTLS ARE REAL??"
Time to start limiting Minecraft screen time.
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2021-09-16 21:26:04
@AdamDBurstein All of Maryland.
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2021-09-16 23:00:39
I'll take this over a COVID map any day.
https://t.co/lqWe493H24
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2021-09-17 14:24:12
Baltimore County OIT posted their Strategic Plan FY 2022 to 2024 which is full of fun (for nerds) info and lots of pretty pictures.
https://t.co/jneaYYubYt
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2021-09-17 22:06:27
While writing an essay response for my info systems class on "failure to achieve expected IT value," I stumbled on a Reddit link to a great blog post written today on the same topic. So I got to cite a reference in a paper written on the exact same day as the paper.
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2021-09-17 22:11:57
Credit where due to @Hisako1337 for
https://t.co/BCL2UAAVNw
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2021-09-18 13:06:09
I cannot countenance couples sharing a single email address in 2021.
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2021-09-19 17:32:09
Grabbed the kids some DVDs from a garage sale and have rediscovered the late 2000s scourge of ten minutes of unskippable previews prior to the main menu. Why did we ever put up with this shit.
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2021-09-19 22:05:57
RT @Serps: Tell me you’re at a Baltimore gas station without telling me you’re at a Baltimore gas station.
https://t.co/4iX23lJ2sT
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2021-09-20 00:26:30
I wondered where all the usual dog walking neighbors were until I remembered there was a Ravens game on and everybody is at home glued to their TV.
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2021-09-20 13:38:50
RT @AP: BREAKING: Pfizer says its COVID-19 vaccine works for kids ages 5 to 11; plans to seek authorization for this age group soon.
https:…
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2021-09-20 14:45:53
Maryland COVID dashboard reports 2 cases at nearby Pine Grove Elementary School and 2 cases at Seven Oaks Elementary School effective 9/15/2021.
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2021-09-20 14:51:00
@jbblawmd A criminal lawyer, or a criminal lawyer?
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2021-09-20 15:59:25
The latest target of unmitigated Nextdoor rage is... the Dulaney High School class of 1971. Their collective crime? A few of them spray painted a large sentimental rock last night. It's finally happening: the boomers have completed their ouroboros of bad behavior.
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2021-09-20 16:51:32
@kendallmiller I'm making fun but yeah if I was a kid in 2020/2021 and had every experience taken from me except this stupid fucking rock, and then a bunch of entitled 68 year olds take that too? Raaaaaaage.
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2021-09-20 18:35:56
Whenever I feel guilty about not doing enough in my non-profit, club and volunteer positions, I think about Value Over Replacement Player (VORP) and if the person waiting in the wings for the job I'm doing moderately well is an empty chair, I feel a lot less guilty.
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2021-09-21 12:53:57
@BaltCoGov I logged into this meeting at 5:30pm last night and nobody was there. Were there technical issues?
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2021-09-21 16:20:07
This one is too real
https://t.co/FUP8RTVxE8
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2021-09-21 18:02:30
Not the best trend, tbh.
https://t.co/Jtu4DQz8II
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2021-09-21 21:10:20
Why did Baltimore County schools get moved to 443–809 phone numbers? Did they get kicked off of the county’s 410–887 exchange?
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2021-09-22 19:43:26
To renew my notary commission, I need to take a class with one of the certified providers after 10/1/2021. The list of providers posted:
https://t.co/eydjBJ3TxS
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2021-09-22 19:45:17
I keep my stamp and journal so I can help friends and neighbors. I don't mind taking a course, but the state should be the one to give it.
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2021-09-22 19:49:02
If it didn't require "at least 3 years demonstrated experience and knowledge in the development and administration of a course of study and examination", I'd set up my own online test bank and system for free.
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2021-09-22 20:46:15
Health care company just accepted my four word computer generated random passphrase answer to "City you were born in" over the phone without hesitation. We are growing as a society.
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2021-09-23 11:23:43
@BawlmoreMerlin They get mad when you write back “Why do I need training when I’m already so good at it?”
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2021-09-23 12:53:10
Walking 20 minutes in the gusty rain is preferable every day to waiting in the car drop-off line of angry parent energy.
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2021-09-23 13:07:16
@jbblawmd @CarolSOtt @llanahan I would also like in on this DM thread
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2021-09-23 13:11:17
These are my favorite days to code. So cozy.
https://t.co/mqTJLSXzVn
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2021-09-23 13:40:24
There's a black Charger with MD tags 7CV9009 just decked out with license plate recognition cameras at every angle driving around Parkville every now and then and I'm dying to know whether its a police or a repo man.
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2021-09-23 13:55:06
@BeattyLaw We're wired for it
https://t.co/lSYwcDl8CQ
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2021-09-23 15:42:09
@bosconet It already exists. The databases aren't talked about much but definitely LPR/GPS data is bought and sold in this way.
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2021-09-23 15:43:15
@bosconet
https://t.co/lTNlMSOdz7https://t.co/ZQfxRaFM6shttps://t.co/wsPJbICm3N
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2021-09-23 16:16:13
TFW the Outlook meeting reminder sound blends in perfectly with the electronica track you're listening to.
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2021-09-23 16:20:44
Why not just go full apprenticeship training model?
https://t.co/brMYyIL9TA
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2021-09-23 17:33:13
@ampledata I’m going to try this tonight and see if I can also forget JavaScript
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2021-09-23 18:06:52
Happy to be one of the unsubscribe stats that will hopefully discourage a certain PAC from using "please read. don't delete" as a subject line ever again.
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2021-09-23 18:48:13
@jbblawmd @expandyourfocus See me for recs
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2021-09-23 20:52:16
Apparently I got name dropped in the councilmanic redistricting meeting so now I gotta watch the whole thing.
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2021-09-24 00:48:04
Back on June 3, 2021, I submitted testimony to the Baltimore County Redistricting Commission to unify my neighborhood in a single county district. In today's penultimate meeting one of the members made a point to make sure my feedback was incorporated into the final map! So cool!
https://t.co/hT4g8uWNLc
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2021-09-24 01:12:40
@north_of_north In my high school we just had like two kids who did shit like this, and nobody got a memo about it.
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2021-09-24 13:05:35
Is the whole mandated USB-C connectors going to turn out like when we wrote laws mandating compact fluorescent bulbs as a technology and then LED tech did laps around them in terms of energy efficiency?
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2021-09-24 13:33:07
@banthaskull I prefer my iPhone with ARCNET. If I can't sync my music from across my farm over the barbed wire fence, I don't want it.
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2021-09-24 15:55:04
The kids change this up every month or so, and it's always a delight
https://t.co/gNKzJxPETP
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2021-09-24 16:21:08
@wittbecky In the land of blind canines, the one-eyed bulldog is king
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2021-09-24 21:58:55
RT @trafficliz: #Parkville | Well this is awful. Traffic temporarily held for the multi-car pile-up on the IL and Perring #BalTraffic #MDTr…
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2021-09-27 05:48:39
@david_s_marks Who is that handsome guitarist standing next to you? I bet he's part of a really awesome local fraternity.
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2021-09-27 12:03:30
@TechExecCrystal Speaking as someone who learned morse code 25 years ago, this chart is terrible for a bunch of reasons.
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2021-09-27 12:07:58
I have the whole day off for my birthday so I will... spend it finishing the third 2,200 word paper for my info systems class, getting a haircut, and teaching catechism at lodge. Wife and kids brought me a coffee and Entenmann's donut on the couch this morning, so that was nice.
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2021-09-27 12:56:51
When I get a scammy message from my "Email Service Administrator" about a quota issue
https://t.co/hgc5iNvMfS
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2021-09-27 13:38:47
To finish my paper should take my laptop and go to:
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2021-09-27 13:45:08
@adam_marton Your house was not on my list of options, but hey...
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2021-09-27 13:57:00
@sophaskins But you can't put a price on knowledge
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2021-09-27 14:07:59
Votes are trending strongly to backyard and canopy so I'm headed on out
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2021-09-27 14:17:57
@JenMsft Wait ten years for when BEING in bed hurts too
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2021-09-27 14:23:45
@browniepoints @JenMsft I always wondered stories where older guys could ignore a burning chest pain indicating a heart attack, then the GERD shows up a few times a week and I’m like oh yeah I get it now.
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2021-09-27 14:36:42
This is a good day so far
https://t.co/JNLfcrnPdI
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2021-09-27 14:42:49
Damn, the mosquitos must have heard me type that.
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2021-09-27 18:44:00
@EricBromwell Is it like a grittier Silicon Valley?
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2021-09-27 20:39:53
As of today I've spent 23.8% of my life working for my current employer.
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2021-09-28 12:55:34
@paigecmorgan Welcome to everybody's favorite fall game show, "Allergies or COVID?"
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2021-09-28 14:46:58
@boothy443 Yeah be careful, you might accidentally get logged in to a government Sharepoint folder with a thousand poorly formatted PPTX files explaining proper procedure for cleaning of a x-ray conveyor belt.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-28 15:05:11
These scams work because people believe on some level that the IRS, police, and other figures of authority legitimately act like this in the U.S. Some is from real life, some is from procedurals where police take dramatic shortcuts and sitcoms with IRS auditors as the Big Bad.
https://t.co/yppmhBn9zo
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2021-09-28 15:08:01
If the police or FBI want to talk to you you're going to hear a knock at your door. If the IRS needs something from you, you're going to get a dry letter in the mail in typewriter font and when you call, a very pleasant agent on the phone explaining how to fix your issue.
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2021-09-28 19:09:50
Got our first COVID low/no contact letter from the school today. The timing is unsurprising from what I've heard from other parents around the county.
https://t.co/AHBWwSA9AX
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2021-09-28 21:18:16
Adventure of the day: With OpenOfficeXml C# package and sheet variable has two Worksheets (one called
{hiddenSheet})but inside Excel, nothing to un-hide. Copying the worksheet to new document worked. Excel even complained I couldn't "move" it because it would leave none behind.https://t.co/akLLalyuBg
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2021-09-28 22:38:09
@KevinACross If the full pot is heavy enough that you don’t want to lift from the sink to the stove, what are you going to do when it’s done cooking?
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2021-09-29 02:19:18
In this corner, weighing in at 11 pages and 2,476 words, it's information systems management paper number 3, ready for submission to the online portal, 131 minutes prior to the final deadline.
- Favorites: 3, Retweets: 0
2021-09-29 13:55:45
@JustJocey09 Their office is across from the Holocaust Memorial off Gay Street.
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2021-09-29 14:44:36
@llanahan You can generate a nice looking QR code with
https://t.co/ySxPjBTjFiand Google Forms saves to Google Sheets which is easily exportable to Excel. But you're not going to get individual survey links or identifiers unless the respondents self-identify.
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2021-09-29 16:48:58
To the nobody that cares about this weird bug as much as me, the answer is something called "very hidden worksheets" in Excel
https://t.co/fhyUEDXbbB
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2021-09-29 16:53:11
@ampledata edge knowledge extraction
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2021-09-29 17:08:19
@Popehat SentToThePrincipalHat
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2021-09-30 13:11:29
The weather is perfect for porch sitting. Yesterday evening when my neighbor walked by with her dog listening to her latest audiobook I asked her what it was then grabbed a copy from the library ebook service so I can discuss it with her next week.
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2021-09-30 14:44:38
Do all the dumb shit you want draped in the Confederacy surrender flag and the Gadsden meme snake, but don't you dare sully the best state flag in our country with your ignorance.
https://t.co/7hW6G24anV
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2021-09-30 20:30:32
RT @B_Contreras: Sen. Blumenthal: "Will you commit to ending finsta?"
Facebook global head of safety Antigone Davis: "We don't actually…
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2021-09-30 20:33:51
"My question to Twitter is, will you commit to removing the subtweet feature?" -Blumenthal, probably
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2021-09-30 22:06:38
How did NAACP and ACLU get a copy of the Baltimore County Redistricting commission draft maps? Are they posted somewhere? I want to see them too!
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-09-30 22:57:26
@ryptide Yeah somewhere between intermediate level and regulatory capture expertise would be nice.
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October
2021-10-01 15:07:17
If you're ever feeling down remember that we are all, collectively, on the list of apex predators.
https://t.co/346FMhcWb3
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2021-10-02 01:44:23
Cost to take an exam to renew my notary commission in Maryland is now $59 in addition to renewal fees. Since I do it entirely as a public service for my neighbors (never charged for a single one), I'm not going to renew my commission in December.
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2021-10-03 23:49:32
Orioles tied for last overall today. Walking to playground this morning with O's cap on, guy decked in Ravens camo says "Why you still wearing that thing?" Told him it keeps the sun off my head. He seemed to accept that. Should have said "I just like the duck." @ElectRyanDorsey
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2021-10-04 14:38:43
Hard to listen to a podcast about burnout.
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2021-10-04 17:40:17
@nostaticatalll Hopefully they get this resolved in less than four hours
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2021-10-04 18:11:04
I wonder if there's a statistically significant reduction on electricity grid consumption in and around data centers with Facebook presence right now?
- Favorites: 2, Retweets: 0
2021-10-04 20:44:53
@pwgphoto Friend, I can smell the ozone from the cathode ray tube display in this picture
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2021-10-05 15:35:57
Married to a drama teacher... props for A Midsummer Night's Dream.
https://t.co/9N88OTcbP5
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2021-10-05 16:34:46
Today I get to spend all day writing requirements documents and estimates so I can switch over to my college homework which is how to write requirements documents and estimates.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-10-05 16:57:39
This is basically Ultron saving us from ourselves
https://t.co/69FOeUi6rB
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2021-10-05 17:11:23
- Anti-vax and vax-hesitant are filling up CC beds.
- If you have no health coverage, preventative care is nonexistent and emergency rooms are the only choice.
- Medical system burnout is real.
Pick your poison, we're all here now.
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2021-10-05 17:32:36
RT @TheRealNews: City Schools did not disclose how many times School Police have been deployed since March 2020, when students switched to…
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2021-10-05 20:14:37
RT @sarah_in_ny: Kyrsten Sinema as clowns, a thread.
https://t.co/h04AqoUeg0
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2021-10-05 20:39:55
When I headed to the playground in a beer themed shirt, khaki shorts, a MLB cap, and blue framed sunglasses I should have expected to run into a fellow dad with the exact same fashion sense. I didn't, but I should have.
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2021-10-06 01:38:46
@peta_richkus I even posted a 30 Rock meme that nobody thought was funny
https://t.co/sFWCRD3SvL
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2021-10-06 14:46:30
Mark it down, friends. Today was the day I achieved “peak dad.”
https://t.co/lb5UHiGJX4
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2021-10-06 17:51:52
So damn pretty tho (yes I did switch flashlights because the brass one looks better with the leather, have a little fashion sense).
https://t.co/8GcQru9diP
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2021-10-06 19:11:44
After a full day of work and between picking up my kids from after-school care 5:30 and lodge tonight at 7:30pm is the annual community association meeting at 6pm. As much as feel the need to attend and call out bad board behaviors, I keep thinking that I could just... not go.
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2021-10-06 19:13:47
I can literally quantify the improvement to my QOL by not thinking about any of this local crap with my resting heart rate and blood pressure. Plus it means another hour I can spend with my kids tonight.
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2021-10-06 22:19:07
In the end, a work emergency made the choice for me. So same stress, just a different location.
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2021-10-07 01:20:24
@jurph The Shaggy GAN is 100% a guy who has offered me a blunt, and also a Rails developer.
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2021-10-07 01:25:05
With 7 days and one assignment to go, I have a 96% average in my first college class in 20 years.
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2021-10-07 01:36:10
GTFOH with "we will write your paper for you" reply spam. You're all why I have to read an announcement about "approved tutoring help" in the online classroom every few weeks. So predatory.
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2021-10-07 01:54:10
RT @jennylynegan: @BPDMonitor Here is the Moaon Aabe patch being displayed in a cruiser by Western District BPD Officer Luke Shelley.
The…
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2021-10-07 13:28:05
@ElectRyanDorsey @MyBGE Following this tweet for more stats:
https://t.co/mQEVG9SKsj
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2021-10-07 16:06:35
It's time for another podcast debt jubilee.
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2021-10-07 16:28:42
@sevensixfive "This ancient tome says alpha particles were used for medicine. That means you can eat the glowy stuff. I'm sure the skin sloughing off thing is a weird coincidence."
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2021-10-07 16:34:09
@lemonodor Everybody still had working cell phones, why would they pull out the Baofengs? Wouldn't work inside a data center anyway, where plain-old SMS probably would.
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2021-10-07 20:43:41
@BmoreBonkers @ElectRyanDorsey @ReneePie @MyBGE If you make a fix request, ask for 2700K bulbs and cross your fingers. I know contractors have both.
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2021-10-08 00:17:05
@JHWeissmann So many terms... issue fatigue, Overton window, numbness, take your pick.
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2021-10-08 14:29:31
"Spreadsheet Compare" is an amazing tool.
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2021-10-08 19:40:38
@socialistdogmom Ugh call quotas. Like less than six months after my spouse and I brought a car the salesman that sold it to us called me and was like "hey man I know you literally just bought a car and I'm sorry but my boss says if nobody's here I gotta be working a list... how's your day?"
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2021-10-08 20:02:28
You can tell I'm not originally from around here because I remember "MAC machine" from my childhood.
https://t.co/g4r0fGElvmhttps://t.co/qPP7xGyFVh
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2021-10-08 20:04:52
I had this logo on my first bank card from Ethicon Employees FCU.
https://t.co/3aCUgnN2xm
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2021-10-08 20:12:54
@lemonodor Then you'll have that one dev that basically writes code like Kiss From A Rose but more cryptic, and the liner notes are just a blurry middle finger.
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2021-10-08 20:17:22
"Tap the MAC" was an AD SLOGAN? 🤯
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2021-10-08 20:27:07
@bridgetkromhout She couldn't see the 1
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2021-10-10 18:14:05
This last paper is a struggle
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2021-10-10 22:09:09
The two types of energy right here
https://t.co/UMgvZePTA1
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2021-10-10 23:59:48
A lovely mural is being installed at Joppa and Perring celebrating the history of Club Venus but enough folks are unaware of the history of the area that they are genuinely concerned a strip club is moving into the space. 🤣🤣🤣
https://t.co/lJszl1uedM
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2021-10-11 12:47:25
In blocking the appointment of Ivanka Trump, Steve Mnuchin stuck to his true values of making sure that the global financial system continues to be led by the predictable practitioners of "lawful evil" and not volatile "chaotic neutral" policy hobbyists.
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2021-10-11 12:48:59
@jbblawmd Both for operation and to make sure their maps are still accurate and some road crew didn't remove and pave over one.
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2021-10-12 15:51:12
The good folks at @HarborFreight never responded to three different follow-ups on how my personal information got merged with Brian Lueken on their email list. Not the best customer service there.
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2021-10-13 12:43:18
One nice thing about coronavirus is that it let my kids skip an active shooter/lockdown drill at their elementary school so in summary everything about 2021 is awful.
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2021-10-13 12:45:28
@CarolSOtt I have cold shivers just reading this tweet
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2021-10-13 13:15:41
@thepacketrat This should be the new term for orbital debris
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2021-10-13 13:17:45
@thepacketrat "Today a Starlink satellite was struck by high velocity Shat, causing a disruption in Internet service to regions of northern Canada"
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2021-10-13 15:44:44
@wittbecky This reminds me of Bruce Schneier's book Beyond Fear where he basically posits that "anyone can kill you at any time" and then works outward from there that society protects you in broad structures but not really as an individual
https://t.co/awhQZd0P6R
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2021-10-13 15:56:37
@featherty From personal experience I can tell you that this choice comes from having no fucks left to give about what my coworkers think of where I sit in my house to stay productive
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2021-10-13 16:07:15
I really appreciate how everything at this @ChickfilA drive-thru was designed with employee comfort in mind from the fan and outdoor heater placement to really pleasant natural color temperature on the overhead LED panels. Seems like an afterthought so often.
https://t.co/RIWYQARmpW
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2021-10-13 22:28:59
@david_s_marks
https://t.co/mQEVG9SKsj
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2021-10-14 13:41:10
Twenty years later and it still charges #Nokia6310
https://t.co/zXwpxtEJQ8
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2021-10-14 13:43:38
@poppupwriter The older generations tend to believe that people who pick up the phone and call you want to buy your services, people who email you usually want something for free.
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2021-10-14 16:06:01
Anyone else on the list of first 10000 reddit users? I’m #3956.
https://t.co/GG2B5XYMrU
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2021-10-15 13:43:08
@ElectRyanDorsey General / Keyboard / Text Replacement
Add the following: "Harford" for "Harford" "welll" for "we'll" "well" to "well"
I have one entry in my address book that has someone's address as "BALTIMORE" so my autocorrect from my phone always has all caps. I'd fix it but its kinda fun.
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2021-10-15 18:04:21
@Spicxer If it wasn't for the WNST tower you could easily pretend you're in the middle of nowhere out there.
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2021-10-16 21:19:32
The spouse of a third council district candidate who's name alludes to a recent weather event is now a lodge brother and I am deeply conflicted about this fact.
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2021-10-17 00:01:39
Absolutely the best explanation I’ve ever created of what happens when you change or remove an A record in DNS ever and why every answer from less than 6 to more than 48 hours to see the effects is basically correct.
https://t.co/XHCnjJl8OU
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2021-10-17 13:04:49
@JoshData One in a million chance there
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2021-10-17 14:20:32
@NihilSegniter What is your mother’s maiden name? What is the city where you were born?
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2021-10-17 14:23:56
What is the wildlife that’s damaging cars at Cromwell Valley Park? There’s a story behind this sign and I want to know what it is.
https://t.co/D2Lscm7Xxw
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2021-10-17 14:30:06
@SMLG_YALL Why does Twitter not have a superlike button?
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2021-10-17 23:53:57
Finished reading The Lost Apothecary by Sarah Penner and thanks to my extensive reading of dysfunctional relationship subreddits I was able to immediately identify the emotionally abusive spouse in a few sentences of subtle description.
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2021-10-18 13:01:53
@Spicxer Sometimes its not personal, I've zeroed out my following list a few times since I've joined.
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2021-10-18 13:30:20
@boothy443 I also feel this way a lot
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2021-10-18 13:58:32
This is so gross.
https://t.co/PbWGLl8iTU
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2021-10-18 14:32:24
@jbblawmd OBi200
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2021-10-18 15:22:22
@wittbecky I've had the best luck recording webex meetings using the app and the screen record function on my iPhone.
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2021-10-18 15:25:45
@wittbecky Works OK but less predictably with the meeting full screened in mobile Safari
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2021-10-18 17:44:14
Happy 1:45pm
https://t.co/ebl7veNY8E
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2021-10-18 19:04:53
@wittbecky Did you get a good recording?
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2021-10-19 12:22:29
@peta_richkus @ACLU_MD @dplymyer I don't understand... there were public meetings with the commission all the way back in June, and the announcement for this meeting is in bold text on the council web page and calendar.
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2021-10-19 14:31:23
I believe Baltimore County should have minority districts but reading the redistricting manual shows why the current map happened. Charter mandates compact, contiguous, substantially equal. VRA rulings put pressure against considering race proactively.
https://t.co/dVAHpYXYNZ
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2021-10-19 14:44:31
The best way to comply with the provisions of the VRA appears to be making sure your decision factors are so far removed from race demographics that all your justifications for district lines can be explained by everything but race.
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2021-10-19 14:47:47
If the ACLU puts forward a map to the county council and says "this is based on making two majority minority districts" and the county adopts it, couldn't a white voter in the those districts sue under VRA for abridging their rights based on race or color?
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2021-10-19 14:51:12
I know that sounds fucked up, but we've seen a lot stranger things in the last 5 years. Like every other legislative problem in the county, the truth is we need to add seven more seats to the council. We've got 200k more people than the city and 7 fewer reps.
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2021-10-19 15:37:38
@Spicxer This is the first year I was able to participate, a lot of it due to being able to watch and participate in the open meetings remotely. The truth is its a workable map and the council isn't going to ignore hundreds of hours of work and deliberation by their own commission.
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2021-10-19 16:54:12
@tom_swiss Economic measures? What do you mean?
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2021-10-19 20:33:42
RT @Jas_Hughes: An underappreciated struggle in data science is trying to not sarcastically answer:
"How many users did we have last mont…
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2021-10-20 00:15:18
Bevins vs. @david_s_marks for the redistricted Fifth in 2022? That'd be a sight to see.
https://t.co/8hZaEYuJPi
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2021-10-20 18:49:23
@jbblawmd So much this
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2021-10-20 19:13:32
RT @NihilSegniter: This car was just driving on I83 like nothing was wrong, while fully on fire. Baltimore drivers.
https://t.co/Vc0FuPBXx1
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2021-10-21 14:15:33
@jbblawmd Do you have a non-apple news link to this article?
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2021-10-21 14:17:40
RT @Will_Bunch: For years, Republican politicians have pandered to the prejudices of "the base," or, in its Arabic translation, "al-qaeda."…
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2021-10-21 14:33:18
NOTAM 1/6014
https://t.co/xMbxrDN8S7
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2021-10-21 17:09:22
@CarolSOtt Extra points if you get the reference
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2021-10-21 17:14:01
https://t.co/GDafIjFBPIhttps://t.co/FSlc5VxKO3
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2021-10-21 18:17:08
@mddirtlaw @justin_fenton The yacht and helicopter appear to have the same company in common -- Amara
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2021-10-21 20:17:41
Thoughts on Apple Air Tag as location tracker for kids?
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2021-10-21 23:35:29
Dear @BGE if you’re looking for a nice alternative to the purple lights: “NICHIA Introduces High-Power 1800K LED as Industry’s Only True Alternative to High Pressure Sodium Lamps”
https://t.co/CQJqlN3dOp
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2021-10-22 11:18:41
I had no idea that the word “payload” had such a recent origin. First known usage in 1914 related to freight and it really didn’t peak until the 1960s, possibly due to the secondary definition being the business end of a nuclear missile during the Cold War.
https://t.co/F9O9eQEmCR
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2021-10-22 13:46:20
RTO? More like RT-No.
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2021-10-22 13:47:18
@shusters2nds I can't wait to see all the pumpkin characters today!
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2021-10-22 13:53:28
@wittbecky My first pair of quality headphones in my late 20s changed my life. Before that was all terrible car speakers and cheap boom boxes.
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2021-10-22 16:21:45
RT @BaltimoreBrew: Missing now from the @MDEnvironment website: the Lead Rental Registry where the public used to be able to put in an addr…
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2021-10-22 16:58:18
County school district maps crack me up. Like what the heck is this?
https://t.co/2R8AX88knx
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2021-10-26 20:05:16
Shout out to big pickup truck guy on Joppa Road this afternoon who got angry with everybody "holding up traffic" and barreled into the intersection and into the "empty lane" which every other driver realized was the marked construction zone. Whoops!
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2021-10-26 21:05:58
Going to testify to the Baltimore County Council this evening in favor of the maps created by the Redistricting Commission. I'm not on the opposite sides of issues from the ACLU and NAACP very often but the commission maps better align to both the county charter and the VRA.
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2021-10-26 21:11:05
The most compelling argument made by the ACLU and NAACP in their letter references Thornburg v. Gingles and implies that majority voters may often vote as a bloc against the minority preferred candidate. This is a point I substantially agree with, but it's not enough.
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2021-10-26 21:13:28
If anyone wants to point out anything I might have missed or not considered or weighted well enough before I speak this evening, I'm still very much persuadable.
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2021-10-27 13:01:12
@DataG Honestly shocked to see software developers + other software developers. That sounds exhausting.
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2021-10-27 13:32:30
Good advice for any occupation that needs to make assessments of potential success. Very Bayesian.
https://t.co/RvEhnERhAo
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2021-10-27 13:44:22
@sophaskins Just gotta figure out of its "unsupported" meaning they won't help you fix it but you can use it if it works, or "unsupported" meaning it makes the network funky and they just won't let their endpoints talk to it. It's probably the first one.
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2021-10-27 13:54:52
RT @Yair_Rosenberg: The vaccine clinical trials for kids had 5 adverse events, none of them related to the vaccine. One kid swallowed a pen…
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2021-10-27 15:54:16
Things I'll be giving up in November to work in the office again:
- Music played from speakers
- My own climate control
- Walk my kids to school every morning
- Lower car insurance rates
- Choice to work outside every day
- Zero commute stress Remind me why this is a good idea?
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2021-10-27 15:57:59
In return I get:
- Literally 15 sq ft of personal space
- Internet that gets turned off for late timesheets
- Ambulance and fire noises
- "Hey can you just real quick"
- Coworkers annoyed at my loud keyboard
- $100 bill for parking garage every month
- Bagel Fridays
- Office gym
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2021-10-27 16:37:44
@bosconet Yes anyone who was hired as an in-office employee needs to return to office at least a few days a week. I was hired as an in-office employee even though most of the people I work with reside or work in other states.
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2021-10-27 16:42:33
@CarolSOtt Yeah once your time sheet is late it’s supposed to be the very next thing that you do no matter who you are
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2021-10-27 16:44:21
@CarolSOtt This is also the rule for remote workers but less important if you can literally just plug-in to your own Internet.
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2021-10-27 16:46:45
@CarolSOtt To be fair it’s like the one thing we get nannied about
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2021-10-27 21:21:41
@shusters2nds @HarfordHills @MsSingletonBCPS @sgregorybcps @CbyersChristina The kids always want me to post their accomplishments on my Twitter too. I have to gently remind them that while Ms. Shuster's twitter is a happy place, my Twitter is entirely for local government rants and work complaints. Happy family accomplishments go to Instagram!
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2021-10-27 21:25:26
@shusters2nds @HarfordHills @MsSingletonBCPS @sgregorybcps @CbyersChristina I have a personal brand to look out for 😎
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2021-10-27 21:45:39
@trustpunch Our school just took the kids on a field trip here, it's quite nice and laid back. Family farm, still run by the owners kids.
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2021-10-28 13:41:05
Zillow deadass thought The Algorithm would hang new sheetrock for them.
https://t.co/5svg6vuTSC
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2021-10-28 13:41:28
@toriashley3 3x week
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2021-10-28 13:57:34
Got to get myself prepared.
https://t.co/AJ4WH4rXdq
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2021-10-28 14:13:42
@hebbar @MileahKromer Sen. K in the suit and tie is giving me life
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2021-10-28 14:23:28
RT @gabsmashh: things my laptop & i have in common:
- slow
- difficult to wake from sleep
- struggles to complete basic tasks
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2021-10-28 19:22:03
@thepacketrat Nailed it.
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2021-10-29 12:07:35
RT @Lindsbinds621: Lord I have seen what you can do for others, please give this teacher a day to enter grades
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2021-10-29 14:29:31
Going crazy looking for my Leatherman tool this morning. Turns out it fell on the floor and my wife thought it was hers and took it to work so she could do theatre tech stuff. I'm not even mad.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-10-29 14:32:11
@mcfrs This advice sucks. Hazard lights are literally for the purpose of communicating to other drivers that your vehicle is operating in an unusual fashion. Being the tail car in a 20 mph line of traffic on a 65 mph interstate is 100% in their use case. Put your lights on TOO...
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2021-10-30 21:27:56
Thanks to @david_s_marks office and the DPW for a great job cleaning up these old railings and trimming back the overgrown vegetation along the Covered Bridge Road stream in Carney two weeks ago.
https://t.co/LX4xb9Bkqh
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2021-10-31 17:18:17
Tonight (October 31) at 8:45pm I'm going to lock myself out of all my personal social media accounts until December 1st. I won't see any private messages on these platforms until the end of the month. Please use my email address rob@vees.net or 410-497-7794 to stay in touch.
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December
2021-12-02 14:18:35
I'm back on social media! Anything interesting happen in the last 30 days? If you haven't tried a social media break I highly recommend it. It only hurts for about a week and then there's just a lovely calming blanket of not having to type out your opinion every 3 hours.
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2021-12-02 14:22:00
RT @BaltimoreBrew: BREAKING: Performance review written by Jim Shea says @OIG_Baltimore is “hard working, capable, effective” but warns abt…
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2021-12-02 17:28:57
RT @FreeLawProject: The "Free PACER" bill is scheduled for a vote tomorrow in @JudiciaryDems. Last year @uscourts made the wild claim that…
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2021-12-02 21:32:59
Thought I would stop getting contacted by military recruiters once I left high school. Apparently starting my undergraduate degree again means that my school will send my email address to the "Recruiting and Career Advisors" at the National Guard to help me "pay for college."
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2021-12-02 21:47:32
Spoiler, my second grader was not even a thought when I was still eligible to join the Army National Guard.
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2021-12-03 14:57:36
@epiphanyinbmore Any idea how you got compromised in the first place?
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2021-12-03 15:07:22
@cylussec I've read a thousand threads that talk about CBF on Reddit but this is the first time I've seen a photograph that captures it so perfectly.
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2021-12-03 15:08:00
@epiphanyinbmore Oof, that's tough. Sorry that happened to you.
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2021-12-03 15:31:30
I don't think any kid in an elementary school should know that Squid Game exists, much less be watching it. Meanwhile, kids are humming "We will play, move green light" at the drop-off and watching Squid Game-themed Minecraft walkthroughs on YouTube.
- Favorites: 1, Retweets: 0
2021-12-03 23:27:23
TWO FULLY VACCINATED KIDS! 💪🏻💉👍🏻
https://t.co/dp9YiSRuhs
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2021-12-04 01:38:28
Jeremy Renner has the best exhausted dad energy in Hawkeye.
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2021-12-04 20:17:59
Changing out our water system filters today. This is the first stage sediment filter after one year of city water. We have four more filters including reverse osmosis before it comes out the drinking tap.
https://t.co/OG1GXP3u76
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2021-12-05 16:57:24
RT @BaltCoVolFire: BALTIMORE COUNTY IS ON @MarylandEMS BLUE ALERT. EVERY EMERGENCY ROOM IN THE REGION AREA IS BACKED UP.
https://t.co/Gdwgq…
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2021-12-06 15:26:09
Video evidence that I've been a fashion trendsetter since my early teens.
https://t.co/Qi05FqTUm7
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2021-12-06 15:43:03
@jbblawmd Always has been, in the exact same way that women's high fashion is designed to impress other women.
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2021-12-06 17:58:39
Coming from a relatively normal home life I'm always astounded when I read about people needing to do stuff like "password protect" their wedding vendors so that crazy family members and in-laws don't impersonate them and change or cancel stuff without permission.
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2021-12-06 22:22:51
Listening to @JulieHenn_BOE and the rest of the school board asking really incisive questions on contracts around BCPS technology products. I hear too many groups get snowed on a regular basis especially when "the cloud" and ransomware are involved.
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2021-12-07 16:59:06
@mistersql The EC2 instance I'm SSH'd into right now just slowed to a crawl.
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2021-12-07 17:17:39
New ACLU campaign against the current Baltimore County Council district maps just hit my inbox, argue that in latest version, a black "supermajority" packed into District 4.
https://t.co/E0gAtxG1WW
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2021-12-07 17:38:03
@wittbecky That's why it's called spiraling
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2021-12-07 17:47:26
@wittbecky The pin is to keep you looped in
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2021-12-07 18:40:33
Did anyone else not realize that political campaigns were eligible for PPP loans?
https://t.co/0ZYLuxWOI9
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2021-12-07 22:05:42
A brief recap of my day
https://t.co/ZZb8fInbtH
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2021-12-07 22:15:14
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
https://t.co/wkeJoRDBuu
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2021-12-08 17:38:56
RT @pinkocatgirl: I'm still not sure what they expected us to do outside
https://t.co/eQCgHajYDM
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2021-12-09 15:02:53
@harry4maryland Not able to subscribe to your newsletter from your web page. Keep getting the error "Please enter a value"
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2021-12-09 17:27:28
@sophaskins So reality TV?
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2021-12-09 20:33:54
Here's a bill that Google wants me, a person involved in advertising, to oppose:
https://t.co/aFtetiCQQW
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2021-12-09 20:50:15
It is morally consistent for me to dislike the Baltimore County council maps that either split my suburban neighborhood in half or lump it in with farms 35 miles away, and also wholeheartedly love the Maryland congressional maps designed to yeet Andy Harris out of office.
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2021-12-09 20:59:58
The chance that I'll run into my congressman next year is next to zero unless I seek out a town hall. The chance that I'll see my MD delegates is close to 90% if I attend enough community/local meetings. The chance I'll run into a councilperson by accident at Costco is 100%.
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2021-12-09 21:01:46
RT @kara_woo: "You thought your explanation of benefits would explain your benefits? Oh my sweet summer child..."
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2021-12-10 14:44:49
Why is Box Sync so much slower than Dropbox for performing the same task?
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2021-12-10 15:27:07
The song "abcdefu" is a masterpiece and you will never convince me otherwise.
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2021-12-10 19:48:18
RT @EricLloyd: Is there anybody out there monitoring these stickers because they are starting to backfire…
https://t.co/FPDnOMSUrI
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2021-12-10 23:40:37
First on scene to rollover crash on Joppa road, CR-V flipped on its roof. 60s woman hanging upside down by her seatbelt when I peeled back the curtain airbags. Conscious and lucid at least. Couldn’t stick around but dozens of people ran to help and call 911 right after. So scary.
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2021-12-10 23:56:56
I stayed entirely within my qualifications which are 1. carry a bright flashlight and multitool always, 2. don't ever touch or move a potentially injured person not in immediate danger and 3. command someone to call 911. Did those things and left the rest to trained responders.
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2021-12-11 17:05:09
@jbblawmd CPU hog compared to Zoom and Meet
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2021-12-11 17:08:48
@jbblawmd Only time I ever use the cloud version is to watch school board meetings and that’s just one way
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2021-12-12 22:57:08
@matthew_d_green They reinvented the Facebook Poke.
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2021-12-12 23:12:12
RT @rivbutcher: january 2021: when we said we’d give you $2000 we meant $1400 + $600
january 2022: when we said we would forgive your loan…
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2021-12-12 23:14:20
If student loan payments start up again, guess how much our monthly discretionary spending is going to decrease by?
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2021-12-13 14:32:29
@jbblawmd "I have altered the contents of your shopping cart. Pray I do not alter it further."
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2021-12-13 14:47:31
@jbblawmd What's the scope of the confidentiality you would need/expect?
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2021-12-13 15:17:02
@wittbecky What am I missing that's cringe?
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2021-12-13 15:29:57
@wittbecky I read right over that probably because I'm usually the one emailing to ask why certain gov't bureaucratic processes wind up with such shitty results so I'm like yeah of course people are constantly asking those questions.
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2021-12-13 16:12:42
Finally got the “close contact” phone call from kids class. Now to urgent care for a rapid test so maybe they can go back in two days quarantine instead of five.
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2021-12-13 18:57:13
#NoRelation
https://t.co/qlkRQ4SSYM
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2021-12-13 20:27:25
Herman Cain would be 76 today.
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2021-12-13 21:57:05
Misread the paperwork. Spending a half day waiting for a test bought us the ability to go back to school a day earlier.
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2021-12-13 23:50:02
Definitely factoring this endorsement into my evaluation of the Wes Moore campaign.
https://t.co/FCmSQiawkk
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2021-12-13 23:51:24
RT @jedweeks: This Hopkins Police Accountability Board meeting is just lmao bad.
Bard doesn't know the specific MOU process? Bard doesn't…
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2021-12-14 02:50:21
Mark Meadows did what??
https://t.co/hY3M6rhWw9
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2021-12-14 14:06:52
@jbblawmd Same, thank goodness my son is old enough for Skyrim
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2021-12-14 19:20:53
RT @DougJBalloon: Epidemiologists say that COVID is still killing around 1000 Americans each day. But at this homeschool co-op in rural Mi…
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2021-12-14 22:37:45
Congratulations to my dad who just got appointed Deputy OEM Coordinator for the borough of Dunellen, NJ.
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2021-12-14 23:21:49
County council chair just said to all testifying that they’re only listening for specific testimony that could substantially improve the existing map proposal otherwise they are united on moving forward.
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2021-12-14 23:27:19
I totally agree with this by the way.
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2021-12-15 14:09:42
RT @TristanSnell: BREAKING - 11 House Republicans’ phone and social media records subpoenaed by January 6 committee:
Lauren Boebert Andy…
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2021-12-15 14:13:42
RT @DelegateReznik: If @GovLarryHogan just admitted his fault in the beginning, he would have gotten a political black eye and we would hav…
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2021-12-15 15:14:11
The greatest trick I ever learned is that you can email most academic authors asking for pre-publication copy of their papers and they often be not only willing to help but DELIGHTED by your interest in their work.
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2021-12-15 15:19:27
@petersagal @jonathanchait Using diacritical marks to find credulous marks.
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2021-12-15 15:51:09
@mistersql Infinite x could overwhelm finite y is true.
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2021-12-15 16:32:52
@justin_fenton
https://t.co/mbqIlsGcsJ
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2021-12-15 16:34:02
I guess she wasn’t…
https://t.co/vIUNV6Bxs2
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2021-12-15 16:35:43
@wittbecky With a campaign HQ in Parkville Baltimore County no less
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2021-12-15 16:52:05
@DelegateReznik @GovLarryHogan Yet another reason to modernize the Maryland Wiretap Act so that stuff like this can be introduced as evidence
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2021-12-15 16:54:37
@ryangrim @lhfang Weird to see this picture without a dude carrying a podium in it
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2021-12-15 16:57:33
@ElectRyanDorsey @MD_MVA The parking ticket data doesn't contain the state the tag was issued in?
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2021-12-15 17:12:07
RT @ServeTheHome: We go into why an entire line of high-end @Dell switches and possibly even a @HPE_Cray US military supercomputer have mis…
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2021-12-15 23:01:55
Five months ago I asked the Baltimore County Redistricting commission for one thing: to make sure my neighborhood wasn’t divided across council districts. So naturally the final map splits us 80/20, literally divided in the middle of my street. 😡 Why even bother?
https://t.co/zRx9QCNSK9
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2021-12-15 23:06:35
@Spicxer Kach
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2021-12-16 00:06:38
@KamalaHarris Student loan debt
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2021-12-16 01:40:55
@LiamFD That’s the same thing the committee mentioned during their deliberations but I feel like the simplicity of communicating one elected to the whole neighborhood and having all your concerns in one contiguous district outweighs the influence gain.
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2021-12-16 12:58:50
@jbblawmd That’s not multiple screens, that’s just one wide-ass curved display.
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2021-12-16 13:03:29
@jbblawmd Don’t feel bad, I’m a professional software dev and my setup is a 37” Samsung TV and a ten year old surplus Acer 23” display.
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2021-12-16 13:06:42
@jbblawmd Parkville has three 49” AOC in stock. Do iiiiiit
https://t.co/prP02LWa2r
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2021-12-16 13:23:13
My son: “If Skyrim has two moons does that mean they’re all aliens?” Me: 🤯
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2021-12-16 13:32:38
@jbblawmd Just think of it as two monitors for $500 each
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2021-12-16 14:23:34
It me
https://t.co/YzDwgaU70g
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2021-12-16 15:44:22
RT @BMore_Healthy: Let’s do another example.
Population 100 people again, this time 83 (83%) are vaxxed.
4 people get sick. 2 are vaxxed,…
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2021-12-16 21:28:45
RT @mistydemeo: The Google Project Zero write up on the iMessage zero-click vulnerability is incredible. I promise you won’t be able to pre…
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2021-12-16 22:42:05
inherited a new system at work a few months ago. Been working on a bug for the better part of two weeks. A critical set of data is not getting from one part of the system to another. No apparent path or process between the two points.
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2021-12-16 22:42:07
Two people on my team already knew that was the case but because I didn’t use the right words to frame my problem I’ve been chasing ghosts for the better part of two work weeks, putting other important work aside.
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2021-12-16 22:42:07
Come to find today at 5 PM it’s a manual process. One of the buyers pulls in excel sheet from one part, upload it to another system and then mine pulls it back here the API to that system.
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2021-12-16 22:42:08
This is how burnout spirals. My reduced ability to communicate what was going on, everyone’s being super busy with their own stuff to have a meeting, and the added stress at this process being broken all fed back in on each other.
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2021-12-16 22:42:09
I’m glad to have this particular issue solved in behind me, but I’m having a real hard time trying to figure out how to prevent it in the future. And you friends on Twitter are the only ones I can really vent to.
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2021-12-16 22:43:10
Is there like a therapist who specializes in tech issues?
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2021-12-17 14:34:29
Besides repeatedly reloading Google News and obsessively listening to the police scanner, what good search terms can I put on my Tweetdeck to really spiral my anxiety about gun violence in schools today?
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2021-12-17 14:36:27
@trustpunch If you stop logging into to Twitter for about 30 days, they send you an email with a gif of a cute animal every week trying to get you to come back.
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2021-12-17 14:43:12
@sophaskins Walk around your workshop in socks and you should find a good dozen attached by the time you sit down.
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2021-12-17 16:40:14
This Reddit thread is giving “Half Baked” names to their flashlights and it’s exactly what the Internet was invented for.
https://t.co/xlkJNsK7uU
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2021-12-17 21:27:23
How would I explain to two-decades-ago me that I hate computers now?
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2021-12-18 01:58:31
RT @TrulyTafakari: 20 years ago, there was no “student loan debt crisis,” only parents, teachers, and professionals advising kids that coll…
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2021-12-19 21:30:58
Wonder if anyone has ever won a bet over something I did.
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2021-12-20 14:56:39
Today I learned that the cost to replace two coded car keys is one car payment.
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2021-12-20 15:04:02
@jbblawmd That's the quote from Safe Way Lock on Joppa. Waiting for a call back from the closest dealer service center on the .1% chance that they're cheaper.
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2021-12-20 15:11:44
@KevinACross Thanks I just called them and it’s the exact same price
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2021-12-20 15:14:36
Count of active Maryland cases from official sources: 1
https://t.co/fhe7sjHYho
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2021-12-20 16:14:33
Last email from school district basically says WHEN you have close contact with a person diagnosed with canola where's what you should do when school starts again. We've crested any pretense of prevention or isolation.
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2021-12-20 16:19:04
The message also seems to indicate that my vaccinated kids should have never had to QT at home after their in-school exposure. Is that new?
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2021-12-20 16:29:13
@kendallmiller Have you not had a bunch of bots come after you after tweeting the actual term? Easier to just use a rhyme
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2021-12-20 21:26:35
💉💉💉✅
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2021-12-20 23:04:03
@knarphie Only after I squish them
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2021-12-21 14:14:44
@Spicxer @FrankStrovel Pratt libraries have some, White Marsh vax center does too (while supplies last).
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2021-12-21 14:16:02
@CarolSOtt @MD_LRAC If you send me your census block number I can xref it for you.
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2021-12-21 14:17:58
@Spicxer @FrankStrovel They had some yesterday when I was there for my booster. Just a pile to the left of the 2nd floor entrance supervised by a county police. Two per.
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2021-12-21 15:14:36
@jbblawmd @Spicxer The Sears site is run by county health
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2021-12-21 15:19:37
@jurph It really bothers me that I wear an oximeter on my wrist 24/7 in the form of a Fitbit but I can't get access to any of the numbers except by using a special watchface and only get results from the average while I sleep.
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2021-12-21 15:43:08
@jbblawmd @Spicxer I found the state's fairgrounds operation back in April to be well run too, I have no complaints about any of them
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2021-12-21 17:16:29
@jurph Got mine yesterday which is objectively better than today but also worse than two weeks ago, so I'm thinking the 14th best time is today, with various gradients in between.
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2021-12-21 17:18:05
@__colematt @jurph I only care about the difference between "probably fine" and "get medical help" which is like, what 10 percentage points? Fitbit would work for that use case.
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2021-12-21 17:37:56
@__colematt @jurph You have been awarded one ∆
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2021-12-21 17:46:47
@NativeSpinner You won’t convince me the sun is shining if I keep my eyes closed
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2021-12-21 19:30:38
Bills and amendments just posted to the council council web site and it turns out we have a UNIFIED NEIGHBORHOOD in the Baltimore County Councilmanic fifth district. Happy holidays to me and big thanks to @david_s_marks and everybody who helped advocate for this.
https://t.co/TDCiVODuXw
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2021-12-21 19:31:29
@david_s_marks If anybody read my (now deleted) rant this morning I take everything back except for the part about the 09-025 09-023 precinct split between Maryland State District 8 and 7A.
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2021-12-21 20:11:09
@geezthings Swamp garbage robot. Yeah...
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2021-12-21 22:21:56
Plaintiffs in the ACLU case need to show that the county council districts were drawn with racial animus. It's not there, so pages 8-18 of the complaint attack the commission and public input process, pages 19-26 just itemize the racist history of county from 1940-2019.
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2021-12-21 22:24:18
Historically, Baltimore County elected officials have done a lot of shitty, shameful things to the black population who lived here or wanted to move here. It's real and it's terrible but it doesn't make a winning case.
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2021-12-22 13:58:08
@jbblawmd Do your kids not bring their devices to and from school every day?
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2021-12-23 01:14:35
RT @GunnelsWarren: Canceling all student debt would:
⬆️jobs by 4.4 million over the first 5 years ⬆️home ownership by 300,000 a year ⬆️GDP…
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2021-12-23 16:01:08
@JimNPol This is so interesting, thanks! I did not realize that Joseph Boteler would move to 7A with the new plan.
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2021-12-23 16:13:27
NFTs are evidence that humanity will never achieve large scale utopia because where scarcity isn't a natural aspect of something (like a digital photograph), we'll re-create that scarcity artificially and at great expense.
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2021-12-23 19:08:39
@wittbecky It's about as likely as a church losing their non-profit status for allowing local pols behind the pulpit.
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2021-12-23 19:36:03
Elementary school teachers: If parents send their kid into school with an AirTag on their person, do you get alerts that you are being tracked?
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2021-12-23 20:16:47
Another BEACON unemployment scam site just hit my text messages. Last one used a static SSL website and a staticforms dot xyz API behind the scene to untraceably relay stolen credentials through Amazon SES to an anonymous email address. This one seems the same. @md_labor
https://t.co/18vLdk3y89
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2021-12-23 21:44:10
Like finding furniture in the dark with your toes
https://t.co/eXqzelKgic
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2021-12-24 15:37:05
@jbblawmd Have you tried ramen and glue?
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2021-12-26 15:55:02
Baltimore government, like many deliberative bodies, has a terrible problem with bikeshedding
https://t.co/Mmz0Zcn2aI
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2021-12-28 18:41:56
Last week even following a booster I got a breakthrough COVID-19 infection Friday that had me down with a 104° fever. Verified with a home test and had to cancel visiting my parents and grandmother for Christmas. Moral: Wear your masks. I got sloppy and I regret it.
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2021-12-28 18:59:51
@CarolSOtt Buying quality tools in anger is never wrong.
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2021-12-28 23:01:45
Contract tracing is the most important thing we and the state can do. That's why I spent about an hour on hold waiting for the MD-COVID team to answer my call today, behind 22 other folks. Waited on hold as long as I could before giving up. Now 33 people in line.
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2021-12-28 23:38:06
All I really want from them is that code I can put into my iPhone which will activate the bluetooth contract tracing that's been active in the background for the better part of a year. Every hour I can't reach them makes it a little less useful.
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2021-12-29 00:16:28
@Amanderant If I wasn't waiting to reach Maryland Health Department for a code I would have triggered an alert four days ago.
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2021-12-29 00:42:58
https://t.co/znxKmJsTZF
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2021-12-29 13:32:01
RT @Ryan_Ken_Acts: A more accurate portrayal of the CDC in zombie movies
https://t.co/JaTcFiJwAM
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2021-12-29 13:33:21
@Spicxer Yeah people seem to think it takes a seismic shift when in fact it looks exactly like this.
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2021-12-30 22:16:20
Was happy to help my neighbors and friends with official documents for a few years, but now that the state gave National Notary Association regulatory capture over the approval process, it's not worth it for me anymore. Tell your MD legislators to remove the exam.
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2021-12-30 22:16:20
The 2019 General Assembly passed an obnoxious set of changes to the notary process (SB 678) so now there's a a monopoly of a single approved "training vendor" who requires $59 to take an online test to even be allowed to apply for my notary public commission renewal.
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2021-12-31 20:14:58
@tom_swiss @CharlesSydnor3d @SheilaRuthD44B @patyoung44B Secretary of State shall offer a course. SoS may outsource examination to approve vendors. Current approved vendors: exactly one with a $59 course. No alternatives.
https://t.co/vRsa9ioxAAhttps://t.co/HzbUqOONME
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2021-12-31 20:22:02
@tom_swiss @CharlesSydnor3d @SheilaRuthD44B @patyoung44B The qualifications for training vendors are detailed in COMAR. It's just not fair that there's only one private vendor at $59. The SOS/state should be required to present a reasonable public alternative.
https://t.co/js9DCiCdo5
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2021-12-31 21:03:42
@CharlesSydnor3d @tom_swiss @SheilaRuthD44B @patyoung44B Assembly could legislate affordable public alternative or maximum exam cost with one edit to that second line but sure call it a bureaucratic problem instead of regulatory capture via COMAR. 👍🏻
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2021-12-31 22:43:53
@tom_swiss @CharlesSydnor3d @SheilaRuthD44B @patyoung44B COMAR and COBAR (Balt Co.) have their place when constrained by elected legislators. The entirety of either could be wiped out with a single bill.
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